Opie and Anthony Listening Thead 06/25/2009- Jason Ellis Is a Real Man!

[LiddyRules]

hi

[Saikotic]

Fag title. I was going to use "Chew The Stiff Cum Towel Thursday."

Much less gay, I'd imagine.

[LiddyRules]

When I make a title I like to link it to the previous day's show, not just arbitrary shock titling.

[Motor Head]

Morning faggots!

[Pearce]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love the cake stomp video? It's the greatest thing I've ever seen a person do. Every time you see it is better than the last.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDRhAmGpAI4

[Saikotic]

I simply try to be different rather than rehash what was on yesterday's show ;)

[Motor Head]

Barristers burned in acid attack. Please god let it be English Gent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194972/High-Court-barrister-burned-courtroom-acid-attack-furious-litigant.html

[Motor Head]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love the cake stomp video? It's the greatest thing I've ever seen a person do. Every time you see it is better than the last.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDRhAmGpAI4

That was Opie's sociopath moment of the decade. Everytime I hear that guys so "I earned that cake" I laugh my ass off.

[Pearce]

Barristers burned in acid attack. Please god let it be English Gent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194972/High-Court-barrister-burned-courtroom-acid-attack-furious-litigant.html

Nah, he's too youthful to be loki.

[Saikotic]

I wish Andrew would turn up again just so that Opie could shit on him once more.... for old time's sake.

[Saikotic]

Barristers burned in acid attack. Please god let it be English Gent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1194972/High-Court-barrister-burned-courtroom-acid-attack-furious-litigant.html

More muslim silliness?

[magnus420]

sigh..

[Earth2murf]

All Hail .....is it raining yet?

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Motor Head]

More muslim silliness?

His name is Ashok Mahajan. Sounds more like a Hindi name.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2XUJtOUFyg

[Saikotic]

This shit is great.

[cokelogic]

Bobo looks like Jeffery Ross with down syndrome.

[Motor Head]

bobo looks like jeffery ross with down syndrome.

nailed it!!

[English Gent]

Die.

[English Gent]

You get 'literally' spanked for it, Opie? Really?

[cokelogic]

Everyone know Anthony is just using satellite radio as a stepping stone into podcasting in the basement. Lawyers stink.

[Motor Head]

We heard a barrister got burned with acid. Sadly it wasn't you Loki. I think you would make a really cool British version of Harvey Twoface.

[Douche McGee]

I wish Andrew would turn up again just so that Opie could shit on him once more.... for old time's sake.
They gave up on him since he didn't show up for the last Homeless Shopping Spree.

[English Gent]

We heard a barrister got burned with acid. Sadly it wasn't you Loki. I think you would make a really cool British version of Harvey Twoface.

If I was involved in the story, the headline would more likely be "Barrister throws acid over witness".

[KNUCKLEUP]

!!!

the rejoiner music:

Ae23oi9sxYg

brody dalle from the distillers.

[Saikotic]

They gave up on him since he didn't show up for the last Homeless Shopping Spree.

Did they?



That sarcasm is your introduction and welcoming message to the listening threads.

[Saikotic]

Oooh cavs get shaq. Would have preferred someone younger.

[Jame_gumb]

Oooh cavs get shaq. Would have preferred someone younger.
it doesn't matter as long as we get a championship

[KNUCKLEUP]

:haha7: :haha7:

i can't stop giggling at "nork"

:haha7:

[Falldog]

Vos needs to fill the gap with speech therapy.

[Wilmington WOW]

the nice town is New-ark
not that shit hole nu-irk

and imagine that , it's spelled "newark"

[Heather Height]

Hello Wackbag-iverse!

[Steam]

I like how Vos thought he needed to explain what "ID" meant.

Dope.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha Opie
"don't confuse us with giving a shit"

Vos is such a tool

[Heather Height]

Vos thinks they have Golf Course Seeds.

[Steam]

Haha, I love how offended Anthony is by Vos' stupidity.

[Stig]

Vos thinks they have Golf Course Seeds.

Vos thinks a lot of things.

Good morning, folks.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://estore.websitepros.com/stores/1957025/catalog/DiscoBallsWhite-th.jpg

[Vyce]

Did he say golf Monday?

So is this going to be ANOTHER vacation day off?

[Steam]

Did he say golf Monday?

So is this going to be ANOTHER vacation day off?

Easy there, champ.

Vos hinted that it was later on in the day. Not like it matters.

[Wilmington WOW]

Did he say golf Monday?

So is this going to be ANOTHER vacation day off?

hoo hoo robin, he's ripping off my Hamptons Fridays.

[cokelogic]

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2002/pc/spo/tigerwoods2002/tigerwoods_790screen019.jpg
This is what Vos is playing.

[Stig]

This is what Vos is playing.

I miss playing Golden Tee since I pretty much stopped going to bars.

[Steam]

Vos is not "killing" today. Stop trying to appease him.

[Wilmington WOW]

waiting for the obligatory comment from Opie

Vos is a fool on the air, but he is a great stand up, go see him at Giggles this weekend.


Vos is not "killing" today. Stop trying to appease him.
yup, he is there for the same reason they bring in Stalker Patty.

[nataskaos]

I'm a 10 handicap and I wouldn't play beth page black. Thanks no.
I'd rather just give my golf balls away instead of losing a fucking dozen of them on the first two holes.

[Blue Heeler]

I miss playing Golden Tee since I pretty much stopped going to bars.

I can't stand to play the realistic golf games ever since I played Hot Shots Golf...Soooooo much more fun.

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVeG4Fcxfo8

Can't get enough of this song, going to buy the album today online since I can't find it in stores.

[cokelogic]

I can't stand to play the realistic golf games ever since I played Hot Shots Golf...Soooooo much more fun.Yes yes, we heard your opinion on the radio this morning. :action-sm

[Stig]

Stupid Opie thinks that "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" is "Lust For Life."

[Chester'sLiver]

That wasn't lust for life that was Are you gonna be my girl by Jet.

[Pearce]

Stupid Opie thinks that "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" is "Lust For Life."

You can't blame him, Jet ripped everyone off.

[Wilmington WOW]

was he listening to

you stupid cunt - 70's audio

dumb Vos, Opie said suburban Philadelphia

[Wilmington WOW]

"that look like him"

what an ass

[Stig]

You can't blame him, Jet ripped everyone off.

True. But at least they did it well. Their two albums are pretty good.
The fact remains that Opie is a musical dunce.

[Pearce]

ha ha Howie

http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mr_fp_159944.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

ha ha Howie

http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mr_fp_159944.jpg

It's good to see Bill Gates trying to get into shape.

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

Gotta love how Mr. "I'm a proud jew" is eating bacon.


......Vos is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a dumbass

[English Gent]

Bobo's autistic, right?

[Heather Height]

Gotta love how Mr. "I'm a proud jew" is eating bacon.


......Vos is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a dumbass

First out loud laugh of the day! I can't believe the kids slept through it!

[Stig]

Gotta love how Mr. "I'm a proud jew" is eating bacon.


......Vos is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a bacon, lightly breaded, and smothered in Stupid Sauce.

Fixed.

[Wilmington WOW]

True. But at least they did it well. Their two albums are pretty good.
The fact remains that Opie is a musical dunce.

yeah I like Jet too
and everyone one rips off someone else to a degree

They are trying to get a deal with Vito's cruise line.
It goes from Staten Island to Nu-irk.



How can Bobo be such a fan and not get the gag?

[Stig]

First out loud laugh of the day! I can't believe the kids slept through it!

Do they know that Mommy sells dildos to perverts and likes to get choked?
(Coolest. Mommy. Ever.)

[Stig]

yeah I like Jet too
and everyone one rips off someone else to a degree

They are trying to get a deal with Vito's cruise line.
It goes from Staten Island to Nu-irk.



How can Bobo be such a fan and not get the gag?

"Bobo! You're a big fan, Bobo! But you don't get the joke, Bobo! Bobo, explain to me how this is, Bobo!"

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning assholes.

[Wilmington WOW]

Good morning assholes.

There he is, btw there is no truck parking at Delaware Vo-Tech schools. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Opie made it onto www.celebritytweet.com A list of only really big celebrities on twitter. There must be some mix up. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm plugging my delivery in Alexandria VA in about an hour. Later today I'm plugging my appearance at home.

[Wilmington WOW]

sad, but funny

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/fullbug/tombstone.jpg

[nataskaos]

holy fuck.
dehydrated.

[DonTheTrucker]

KSM? With their top 10 hit "Waterboard Me".

[Wilmington WOW]

enough with the civil war hat

http://tommy2.net/interviews/ksm/ksmpicture.jpg

[Pearce]

Opie made it onto www.celebritytweet.com A list of only really big celebrities on twitter. There must be some mix up. :action-sm

He got in early, when they needed to fill space.

[samurai]

When I woke up late and heard Bobo, I thought I'd overslept 25 hours.

[Stig]

Opie, once again, justifying running off half of the audience.

[Stig]

This is fun: Former WWE Diva, Candice Michelle, apparently did a TON of porn, including bondage and foot fetish stuff, as Mackenzie Montgomery.
(I started a thread in the Wrestling section)

[Heather Height]

I love when Bobo's on! LMAO everytime.

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Driving the homosexuality out of a churchgoer, what's more fun on a Friday night?

[Wilmington WOW]

The fact that minorities don't accept gays as a fellow discriminated group is a joke.
You would think they would understand what it is like to be shit upon.


look Don, I am bashing part of the Democratic base
I am not marching lockstep

[cokelogic]

I love when Bobo's on! LMAO everytime.
x2

[Chester'sLiver]

The only thing from Texas is Steers and well......you

[Stig]

I love when Bobo's on! LMAO everytime.

x2

I used to respect you two, in a weird sort of way. In spite of the ESD thing. :(











:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Closing the curtains: Beyond AM, beyond FM, beyond belief.

[Stig]

The only thing from Texas is Steers and well......you

Mexicans?
Cactii?
Cowboy hats?
Idle oil rigs?

Dammit, I need to know!!!

[cokelogic]

I used to respect you two, in a weird sort of way. In spite of the ESD thing. :(



:action-smCome to the weird side. Laugh at the awkwardness of these radio personalities with us.

[DonTheTrucker]

These wacky black churches are everywhere. Any church based in an industrial park is suspect.

[Stig]

Come to the weird side. Laugh at the awkwardness of these radio personalities with us.

Nah. It's too easy. It's too hack. "Look at the retard. WHEEEE!"

[Dre]

The fact that minorities don't accept gays as a fellow discriminated group is a joke.
You would think they would understand what it is like to be shit upon.

Totally agree with that.

[Stig]

These wacky black churches are everywhere. Any church based in an industrial park is suspect.

Or an otherwise-empty strip mall.

[cokelogic]

These wacky churches are everywhere. Any church is suspect.fixed.

[Stig]

The fact that minorities don't accept gays as a fellow discriminated group is a joke.
You would think they would understand what it is like to be shit upon.


look Don, I am bashing part of the Democratic base
I am not marching lockstep

It's criticism of unnamed minorities to promote the gay agenda. You're just being subversive.
And gay.
While whining about discrimination.
:action-sm

[Stig]

fixed.

Good one.

[samurai]

Butters may not know it, but within sixty seconds, he will be on his way to gay camp..
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/840/840061/south-park-20071206031953640.jpg

[nataskaos]

been a dick rohbur.

[Heather Height]

Fixed.

Lightly breaded! Nice touch!

[Heather Height]

It's criticism of unnamed minorities to promote the gay agenda. You're just being subversive.
And gay.
While whining about discrimination.
:action-sm

Besides, not all minorities like to be shit upon like gays do.

[Dre]

http://bene.com/benecom/files2002.nsf/Lookup/logo_bene_v/$file/logo_bene_v.gifhttp://img84.imageshack.us/img84/968/2005070937os.jpghttp://www.moonbattery.com/archives/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg

[Stig]

Besides, not all minorities like to be shit upon like gays do.

Wait...Does that make Jimmy gay?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[jimmyslostchin]

Wow bring back line of the day. "She's doing a period piece." Bravo, Vos.

[cokelogic]

Picture of period
http://classes.design.ucla.edu/Spring07/155/projects/peng/1.jpg

[Heather Height]

Wait...Does that make Jimmy gay?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No, Jimmy is his own sexual orientation.

[Dre]

http://static.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/dakota_fanning_062309_m.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

These wacky black churches are everywhere. Any church based in an industrial park is suspect.

ha ha
that is so true
I saw a church in old fast food restaurant
One of the cool things about churches is the architecture.
I want a church built from stone in 1906, not one with a drive through

[samurai]

Besides, not all minorities like to be shit upon like gays do.

Or the meaty breasted.

[Dre]

Here's the other one:

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/6/23/11/dakota-fannings-period-blood-32428-1245770769-12.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Deleted...DRE beat me to it.

[jimmyslostchin]

http://static.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/dakota_fanning_062309_m.jpg

That needs to go in the knee high socks on chicks thread. This...this is legal isn't it?

[nataskaos]

ha ha
that is so true
I saw a church in old fast food restaurant
One of the cool things about churches is the architecture.
I want a church built from stone in 1906, not one with a drive through

there's a trend here to turn old wal-marts into churches. we have like 4 of them within 50 miles.
nothing says "spiritual" like attending church in an old retail store.

[Wilmington WOW]

It's criticism of unnamed minorities to promote the gay agenda. You're just being subversive.
And gay.
While whining about discrimination.
:action-sm

ok, blacks and Latinos suck for selling out the ghays

[Dre]

That needs to go in the knee high socks on chicks thread. This...this is legal isn't it?

Woooooooops, she's 15.

[Dre]

Deleted...DRE beat me to it.

http://blogs.graphicdesignforum.com/mlenhart/archives/images/pat_on_the_back_1.jpg

[jimmyslostchin]

Woooooooops, she's 15.

So that means there has to be a state somewhere, as long as I don't transport her over any state lines, that I can tap that in. Sweet land of liberty.

[Wilmington WOW]

there's a trend here to turn old wal-marts into churches. we have like 4 of them within 50 miles.
nothing says "spiritual" like attending church in an old retail store.

http://www.esm.vt.edu/~sdross/images/2002/jesus-saves-walmart.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://blogs.graphicdesignforum.com/mlenhart/archives/images/pat_on_the_back_1.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

ha ha
that is so true
I saw a church in old fast food restaurant
One of the cool things about churches is the architecture.
I want a church built from stone in 1906, not one with a drive through

Get rid of the tax exemptions and those places would be gone overnight. They're the only churches where the minister drives an $80000 Mercedes.

[Dre]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

YES! I'm honored.

[nataskaos]

Get rid of the tax exemptions and those places would be gone overnight. They're the only churches where the minister drives an $80000 Mercedes.

For all churches?
Fuck yeah!

[Stig]

ok, blacks and Latinos suck for selling out the ghays

And for committing crimes and spitting out way too many babies and spray painting their stupid names on everything in sight and refusing to learn the language.

Come on...SAY IT!!! :icon_lol:

[DonTheTrucker]

So that means there has to be a state somewhere, as long as I don't transport her over any state lines, that I can tap that in. Sweet land of liberty.

www.ageofconsent.com

[Wilmington WOW]

Get rid of the tax exemptions and those places would be gone overnight. They're the only churches where the minister drives an $80000 Mercedes.

they are a drop in the bucket

Bankers' best guesses about the Vatican's wealth put it at $10 billion to $15 billion. Of this wealth, Italian stockholdings alone run to $1.6 billion, 15% of the value of listed shares on the Italian market. The Vatican has big investments in banking, insurance, chemicals, steel, construction, real estate. Dividends help pay for Vatican expenses and charities such as assisting 1,500,000 children and providing some measure of food and clothing to 7,000,000 needy Italians. Unlike ordinary stockholders, the Vatican pays no taxes on this income, which led the leftist Rome weekly L'Espresso last week to call it "the biggest tax evader in Italy."

[cokelogic]

http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/fail-owned-layout-fail.jpg

This got mixed in with my google image search for "fail cats".

[jimmyslostchin]

www.ageofconsent.com

You're such a pal, Don. I'm inviting all you guys who helped in this to the wedding.

[Wilmington WOW]

And for refusing to learn the language.

Come on...SAY IT!!! :icon_lol:

yes

[Dre]

And for committing crimes and spitting out way too many babies and spray painting their stupid names on everything in sight.

http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/loud-black-guy-chris-tucker.jpg

[DonTheTrucker]

For all churches?
Fuck yeah!

Since we can't have an exception for real churches, they all pay. Just like any other business.

[Wilmington WOW]

oh Rich, thought Georgetown is a black college

Patton Oswalt is 100 times funnier and smarter than Vos.

[Stig]

http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/loud-black-guy-chris-tucker.jpg

SHHHH!!! I'm on the verge of a breakthrough with WOW here. We'll get his inner racist out into the light eventually.

[Dre]

Patton Oswalt is 100 times funnier and smarter than Vos.

He's a very funny dude, but as much as I like to shit on Vos, Vos can work a crowd like no other and has some of the best improv comedy skills out of almost all comedians around these days.

[nataskaos]

Since we can't have an exception for real churches, they all pay. Just like any other business.

Mark it down Don; we totally agree on something!
:action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/loud-black-guy-chris-tucker.jpg

:haha7:
Stig is in the back seat spouting off racist comments

[Dre]

SHHHH!!! I'm on the verge of a breakthrough with WOW here. We'll get his inner racist out into the light eventually.

Use this as a guide:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1400054184.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Stig]

:haha7:
Stig is in the back seat spouting off racist comments

I thought we were at the drive thru, and they were all looking at me when it was time to pay.

[Dre]

:haha7:
Stig is in the back seat spouting off racist comments

It also looks like there's a Black gentlemen in front of his car that he's ready to run down.

[Stig]

Use this as a guide:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1400054184.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It helps to have a big, John Kerry horse face. It comforts them for some reason.

[Stig]

It also looks like there's a Black gentlemen in front of his car that he's ready to run down.

See? It's funny because only white people can drive properly. :icon_cool

[Chester'sLiver]

The intern Matt is worse then the intern they are bashing...

[Blue Heeler]

It helps to have a big, John Kerry horse face. It comforts them for some reason.

Like you wouldn't bury that face in a pillow and have her muffle "fuck me like a liberal"...

[Dre]

It helps to have a big, John Kerry horse face. It comforts them for some reason.

No, in terms of John Kerry, you're thinking of:

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/joe-horses_ass03_copy.jpg

See? It's funny because only white people can drive properly. :icon_cool

http://thetempestonline.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/chinese-drivers.jpg

[cokelogic]

"lib college cunt" :haha7:

[Wilmington WOW]

Use this as a guide:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1400054184.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Mrs Adam's apple Monday night

Media personality Ann Coulter appeared on Bill O'Reilly's television program this week to discuss the murder of late-term abortion provider Dr. George Tiller. Never one to shy away from controversy, Coulter offered the following ethical assessment of the crime:


"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester."

[Dre]

Mrs Adam's apple Monday night

:haha7:
:haha7: :haha7:
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester."

That is awesome.

[DonTheTrucker]

Gotta love when people with no life experience try to teach us a lesson.

[cokelogic]

Matt's not bad on air. I hate his womanly voice, but like the attitude.

[Blue Heeler]

lol, "that's when Jesus was pushing the bike" haha

[DonTheTrucker]

That is awesome.

Damn right. That's a fucking good line.

[nataskaos]

Use this as a guide:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1400054184.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Jesus christ. did she get uglier again? there has to be a point where it stops.

[cokelogic]

Gotta love when people with no life experience try to teach us a lesson.
It's called being young. Everyone is a dumb douche 13-25 years old.

[Stig]

Mrs Adam's apple Monday night

Media personality Ann Coulter appeared on Bill O'Reilly's television program this week to discuss the murder of late-term abortion provider Dr. George Tiller. Never one to shy away from controversy, Coulter offered the following ethical assessment of the crime:


"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester."

You gotta admit, she'd fit right in around here.
Cokelogic would probably give that remark a Unicorn. Maybe even an Erock.

[Dre]

gotta love when people with no life experience try to teach us a lesson.

Shut Fascist pig!!!! You have to respect their teachings because they're the future of our country, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mQKOq4pNo

[Wilmington WOW]

You gotta admit, she'd fit right in around here.
Cokelogic would probably give that remark a Unicorn. Maybe even an Erock.

oh she is bright and clever
but she is still a cunt

[Blue Heeler]

It's called being young. Everyone is a dumb douche 13-25 years old.

Adjust your range...it's 12-30.

Though if you're a liberal, the range is 5-death.

[Wilmington WOW]

damn Sam's hair is ridiculous

Steve in the background - scroll scroll scroll

[DonTheTrucker]

oh she is bright and clever
but she is still a cunt

The fact that she gets under the skin of liberals and never apologizes like she does gets lots of respect from me. She's unbearable to listen to aside from the wacky quotes though. That fake laugh of hers is like nails on a chalkboard.

[Stig]

It's called being young. Everyone is a dumb douche 13-25 years old.

That's you, Pearce. He's talking about you.
You gonna take that?

[Stig]

oh she is bright and clever
but she is still a cunt

How about a little respect for women, you misogynist?

[Wilmington WOW]

The fact that she gets under the skin of liberals and never apologizes like she does gets lots of respect from me. She's unbearable to listen to aside from the wacky quotes though. That fake laugh of hers is like nails on a chalkboard.

She reminds me of Bill Mahr.
I love him, but I see why cons would hate him.
The same way Libs hate her.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[cokelogic]

Just the use of professional mics and editing software, you should never leave the studio. So much shit you could do.

[Dre]

She reminds me of Bill Mahr.
I love him, but I see why cons would hate him.
The same way Libs hate her.

The only difference with Maher is, he's supposed to be a comedian. I mean, maybe not on his show because it's his own show so he can take it in any direction he wants. But from the beginning of his career he wanted to be a comedian that makes people laugh. Yet, like so many, (including Letterman to an extent as of late), he got secure enough with his money that he decided to go from just attacking all sides of every issue equally, (which was funny), but attack his political ideological opponents through his "comedy". At least Coulter's a Right Wing bitch who doesn't pretend to be anything other than she is.

[nataskaos]

At least Coulter's a Right Wing bitch who doesn't pretend to be anything other than she is...except for the whole transsexual thing.


fixed.

[Stig]

Just the use of professional mics and editing software, you should never leave the studio. So much shit you could do.

To be fair, you and I have that at home. :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

She reminds me of Bill Mahr.
I love him, but I see why cons would hate him.
The same way Libs hate her.

The difference is that everything Bill Mahr says is wrong and based off his feelings, not truth.

[DonTheTrucker]

She reminds me of Bill Mahr.
I love him, but I see why cons would hate him.
The same way Libs hate her.

Maher is a very funny comic. His show is unfunny and despicable, but not so much because of him.

[Bluestreak]

Just the use of professional mics and editing software, you should never leave the studio. So much shit you could do.

You think they actually get to use the studio? No way.
There might be a production studio they can reserve, but using the on-air studio is usually verboten.

[DonTheTrucker]

Sam is a fucking genius.

[Wilmington WOW]

Vos you did not come close to breaking 100

[Dre]

For all my fellow iPhone users:

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/06/porn-comes-to-the-itunes-app-store/

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/2009/06/hottest-girls.jpg

Porn Comes to the iTunes App Store:

"Apple has finally allowed pornography into the iTunes App Store. The application, called Hottest Girls, costs $2 and includes “2200+ images of topless, sexy babes and nude models”."

[Heather Height]

To be fair, you and I have that at home. :action-sm

doesn't everybody have a studio in their living room?

[Wilmington WOW]

Sam

http://bp3.blogger.com/_FdEdvFQfwAU/R_qsuez6dkI/AAAAAAAADG8/2IrYd5oEQd0/s320/neidermeyer2+mark+metcalf.jpg

[Dre]

Sam

http://bp3.blogger.com/_FdEdvFQfwAU/R_qsuez6dkI/AAAAAAAADG8/2IrYd5oEQd0/s320/neidermeyer2+mark+metcalf.jpg

I don't think he could talk to E-Rock that way.

[Bluestreak]

What about Pat Fuckin' Duffy?

[Bluestreak]

Progerio's... Wow.

[Stig]

doesn't everybody have a studio in their living room?

I do. I recorded a fucking album at the same desk where I pay the bills!

[Blue Heeler]

What about Pat Fuckin' Duffy?

Never liked any bit with Duffy, nor whenever he was on the radio.

[DonTheTrucker]

Fuckin' starving. We got any progeri-Os?

[Stig]

Sam

http://bp3.blogger.com/_FdEdvFQfwAU/R_qsuez6dkI/AAAAAAAADG8/2IrYd5oEQd0/s320/neidermeyer2+mark+metcalf.jpg

FAT DRUNK AND LAZY IS NO WAY TO HAVE A RADIO CAREER!!!

Oh wait... Yes it is... :icon_conf

[RobeSoup&Tears]

S Train is the Shuttle that goes back and forth from Grand Central (east 42nd) to Times Square (west 42nd).

Once I heard some tourists in the Grand Central side of the Shuttle Train that wanted to go to Times Square mutter to each other "Now remember...that guy told us to take this for 3 stops to Times Square."...Locals would just stare at each other smiling...no one said shit.

[Dre]

doesn't everybody have a studio in their living room?

Well I have a photography studio in my living room. I'd take a picture to show you, but I left my good camera out in the truck. ;) :icon_mrgr

[DonTheTrucker]

I do. I recorded a fucking album at the same desk where I pay the bills!

"Never Mind the Gas Bill, Here's Aspirin Hammer"?

[Stig]

S Train is the Shuttle that goes back and forth from Grand Central (east 42nd) to Times Square (west 42nd).

Once I heard some tourists in the Grand Central side of the Shuttle Train that wanted to go to Times Square mutter to each other "Now remember...that guy told us to take this for 3 stops to Times Square."...Locals would just stare at each other smiling...no one said shit.

None of us outside the city are in on this sly joke, sir.

[Wilmington WOW]

I don't think he could talk to E-Rock that way.

ha ha

Is that a mayo stain on your uniform?
what radio station would employee a man like you?

[Stig]

"Never Mind the Gas Bill, Here's Aspirin Hammer"?

"Goffstown Calling."

[cokelogic]

Good show today.

[Dre]

Good show today.

I was just about to post that, sir. Agreed.

[Dre]

See you in the Buddays thread. Back in a few, Baggers.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

None of us outside the city are in on this sly joke, sir.

I wrote the premise on the first line.

If the Shuttle (S) Train ONLY goes back and fourth from Times Sq. to Grand Central and if the tourist are on the train in Grand Central and want to go to Times Square they only have to take it ONE stop....again the train ONLY goes back and fourth from Times Sq. to Grand Central.

Seem like the tourists asked someone at Grand Central how do we get to Times Sq. from here....and that helpful local told them to take the Shuttle Train for THREE stops...

STOP 1 - Times Sq.
STOP 2 - Grand Central
STOP 3 - Times Sq.

So while they boarded the Shuttle train in Grand Central. one of the tourists mentioned "Now remember...that guy told us to take this for 3 stops to Times Square."...Everyone just stared at each other smiling and said nothing. :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

FIRST!

Anyone remember that?

[Dre]

Replay!

Afternoon Baggers. :action-sm

The few of you that may be here.

[nataskaos]

Replay!

Afternoon Baggers. :action-sm

The few of you that may be here.

hola.

[Stig]

Replay!

Afternoon Baggers. :action-sm

The few of you that may be here.

Oh! I forgot about Dre!

[Dre]

Oh! I forgot about Dre!

Not allowed sir!

How goes it this fine afternoon, Stig?

[MilkmanDan]

Its a sour day when the R+F listening thread is longer then O&A. Geez whats going on over here. I cant get up that early

[Dre]

Its a sour day when the R+F listening thread is longer then O&A. Geez whats going on over here. I cant get up that early

This thread will expand. The replay's only starting, there's still lots of fun to be had! A wocka wocka!!!!!!!!

[Stig]

This thread will expand. The replay's only starting, there's still lots of fun to be had! A wocka wocka!!!!!!!!

We might even make 9 pages

[LiddyRules]

I started this thread!

[Paux Fas]

oh! I forgot about dre!

ha! now I have that song stuck in my head..

[DonTheTrucker]

Its a sour day when the R+F listening thread is longer then O&A. Geez whats going on over here. I cant get up that early

Too bad the last two pages are about Ron shitting on the best bit in years.

[Paux Fas]

ouch...

[zoal]

hi friends

[Stig]

ha! now I have that song stuck in my head..

Good. :icon_mrgr

[Dre]

And Stig thought we wouldn't make Page 9. HA! Child's play.

[Stig]

And Stig thought we wouldn't make Page 9. HA! Child's play.

I said we might. I was being optimistic.

[LiddyRules]

Too bad the last two pages are about Ron shitting on the best bit in years. Stop knocking soccer! It's incredible!

[DonTheTrucker]

I still say Sirius doesn want Ant doing the podcast because they're afraid he'll say something naughty.

Opie can't do the dollar thing because someone will sue them if they don't win.

[Wilmington WOW]

ugh, Vos' gargled voice gives me douche chills
clear the spit out of your mouth jack ass

[Dre]

Hey Liddy, I was perusing the "Last Movie You Watched Thread", and out of all the shit in there, I'm trying to decide what to watch. Brazil or Blade Runner? Which?

[mills]

Kevin Smith fucking rules. I wonder if Opie or Ant know just how dedicated that dude is to the good guys. Or if they realize how great it is to have him (and his whole jersiverse) on our side.

[Wilmington WOW]

wow not a mention of Mark Sanford?

the boys really are new york-centric
forget dem or Repub
If this was the gov of New York this would have been days of conversations.

[LiddyRules]

Hey Liddy, I was perusing the "Last Movie You Watched Thread", and out of all the shit in there, I'm trying to decide what to watch. Brazil or Blade Runner? Which? My controversial answer: Brazil. That's one of the most unsung greatest films of all time.

Vos is okay on the show but I don't get the "ooooooooooo" factor when Bill or Patrice or Louis is in studio.

[DonTheTrucker]

wow not a mention of Mark Sanford?

the boys really are new york-centric
forget dem or Repub
If this was the gov of New York this would have been days of conversations.

He's not gay, black or blind. Not really anything funny about the story.

[Wilmington WOW]

My controversial answer: Brazil. That's one of the most unsung greatest films of all time.

Vos is okay on the show but I don't get the "ooooooooooo" factor when Bill or Patrice or Louis is in studio.

I could not disagree more with you here

Vos - spends the whole show mispronouncing words and trying to say he is not bombing

just about every appearance by burr, Patrice, and CK are very good

[LiddyRules]

I could not disagree with you here

Vos - spends the whole show mispronouncing words and trying to say he is not bombing There are two realms of third mics on the show. The comedians they have fun with and comedians they make fun of. Vos and Bob Kelly are part of the latter group. Though Bob Kelly, since losing weight, occasionally borders the two.

[Wilmington WOW]

ok, that plywood line was pretty funny.
If the action is out of the city, then the city is no good.

[Wilmington WOW]

new-ark

[BigTony]

Newark = NORK

[Wilmington WOW]

That's too bad, I was at the Flats 10 years ago.
It was pretty cool, it looked like the city was coming back.

I guess not.

[Wilmington WOW]

all together now

http://www.cartac.com.bb/UserFiles/Image/new.jpghttp://www.funnycollection.org/img/funny-cartoon-Noahs-Ark.jpg


it's not "Noah's erk"

[zoal]

btw, my girlfriend says a variant of "nork" and has long told me that jersey folks do not say the W in newark.

[west milly tom]

I hate rich morristown intern. Bike sucks a bag of assholes.

[steve500]

Just thought I'd pass on a non-racist photo and a newsclip that..explains itself.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-parenting-fail.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlg2JZXp4A