Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 06/29/09 - God Needs A Lot of Celebs Monday

[Saikotic]

Anyone playing in a death pool?

[English Gent]

Monday morning hotness:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/tiamat_909/obese_woman_eating_cup_cake.jpg

[PartyRock24]

morning everyone

[Saikotic]

Thought: "LOKI is posting a hot picture? Huh, that's a change."

Click

"OH DEAR GOD REMOVE MY EYES!"

[Hog's Big Ben]

Monday morning hotness:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/tiamat_909/obese_woman_eating_cup_cake.jpg

I like how the eyes are covered up...as if that's the key to recognizing her.

[Saikotic]

Yuck and the Yuck-Yuck. So accurate. Mad Dog is horrid.

[English Gent]

I hope the boys play audio of Joe Jackson being interviewed last night on the red carpet of the BET awards: as he was being asked about MJ's death, he actually started plugging his new record label.

[Pearce]

Once again, that "last time on O&A" bit is TERRIBLE. Steve has to justify his job somehow and he thinks playing 40 seconds from the last show with a music bed underneath does the trick.

[Saikotic]

I hope the boys play audio of Joe Jackson being interviewed last night on the red carpet of the BET awards: as he was being asked about MJ's death, he actually started plugging his new record label.

Yeah I wouldn't talk too much about that. His backhand knocked the black off of two of his kids.

[Saikotic]

IF: If I have to listen to any more of my porcine coworkers try to get me to laugh with the SAME jackson jokes that have been going around, I may have to choke them with my own afterbirth. I saved it.

[Saikotic]

Anthony... wasn't he doing a podcast for fuck's sake?

[Saikotic]

The kids WEREN'T HIS??

[ddberry]

Anthony... wasn't he doing a podcast for fuck's sake?

I don't know if he made it on, he was supposed to start at 10 and wasn't on by 11:30

[English Gent]

The kids WEREN'T HIS??

I know........SHOCK!!

[Motor Head]

The Opie and Intern show. Okay, terrific. Plenty to at least talk about today with the big celeb die off.

[Motor Head]

Apparently Billy didn't have such a hard head.

[Saikotic]

Hi, Billy Mays here for Head Be Gone

[English Gent]

The police are suspicious of slap-chop marks on his forehead.

[ddberry]

Hi, Billy Mays here for the Natasha Richardson safety helmet...

[Motor Head]

Billy Mays, the bombastic, bearded TV pitchman best known for his OxiClean ads, was found dead in his Tampa, Fla., home early Sunday by his wife, People reports. He was 50.

People says that Mays was one of the passengers of a U.S. Airways flight that made an emergency landing in Tampa on Saturday because two of the plane's front tires blew out. But an airport spokeswoman says that none of the passengers reported injuries.

Police say an autopsy will be released this week.

Mays, who got his start hawking products on the Atlantic City boardwalk, often employed his talents for Telebrands, the "As-Seen-On-TV" empire run by New Jersey's own A.J. Khubani, who says that he is in a "state of disbelief" at Mays' untimely passing.

"He was a man passionate about his family, the products he so successfully pitched, and the industry that was so dear to his heart and he will be sorely missed," Khubani says. "His innovative role and impact on the growth and wide acceptance of direct response television cannot be overestimated or easily replaced; he was truly one of a kind."



I love how US Air said no passengers reported any injuries. Well he went on TV and said he got hit in the head.....DOH!!! Multi-million dollar lawsuit filed in 3.....2.......1

[English Gent]

Where the fuck is Ant?

[Saikotic]

Which has less dignity: Getting hit in the head by luggage and dying or playing Hold Your Pee For A Wii and croaking? Reminder: No one loves the Wii anymore.

[ddberry]

Where the fuck is Ant?

Looking for clips

[Motor Head]

Hi, Billy Mays here for pudding served in a head.....

[Saikotic]

Where the fuck is Ant?

"Still getting clips! Be on soon!! livestream.com/anthonyradio" 8 hours ago.

[Saikotic]

Billy Mays here for the George Harrison Pudding Head Playset!

Thanks Motorhead :)

[Motor Head]

Where the fuck is Ant?
If there is any justice he is hungover a toilet bowl throwing up beer and shrimp cocktail while a dead 16 year old hooker is in his bed with a herion needle sticking out of her twat.

No sick days Ant!!! Ant = more gooder show.

[Saikotic]

I guess God needed a pitchman since his last one was tacked up.

[Motor Head]

Billy Mays here for the George Harrison Pudding Head Playset!

Thanks Motorhead :)

I bunted, you hit it out of the park.

[oandapartycock]

Hey guys. Can't sleep here on the west coast.

[Saikotic]

I bunted, you hit it out of the park.

Not according to IFs being read.

[Awful Me]

Mornin buddays

[Motor Head]

I guess God needed a pitchman since his last one was tacked up.

Co-Pilot. You will be one on the bullet train to hell.:action-sm

[oandapartycock]

I hope the boys play audio of Joe Jackson being interviewed last night on the red carpet of the BET awards: as he was being asked about MJ's death, he actually started plugging his new record label.
When was it? I DVR'd it but haven't watched it yet.

[Motor Head]

Morning Awful Me - your looking like a million bucks my friend. I got a load of fresh gulf shrimp coming to me this week for the big 4th of July shing-ding on Saturday. Not sure how I'm going to season them yet.

[English Gent]

When was it? I DVR'd it but haven't watched it yet.

It was on CNN as 4.55pm PST. The youtube video is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgli9UYUT8M

[Motor Head]

It was on CNN as 4.55pm PST. The youtube video is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgli9UYUT8M

Holy shit, what a fucking scumbag. He's likely pissed because MJ's estate is in debt. Apprently the King of Pop was also the king of deadbeats and large payoffs to children with sore assholes.

[ddberry]

Morning Awful Me - your looking like a million bucks my friend. I got a load of fresh gulf shrimp coming to me this week for the big 4th of July shing-ding on Saturday. Not sure how I'm going to season them yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuY7x7Ni1tU

[Motor Head]

To top off our 4th of July we make prank calls to British twats like Loki.:action-sm

[English Gent]

Surprise!!!

Good Samaritan stops to help at road smash - only to find victim is dying teenage son (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196262/Good-Samaritan-stops-help-road-smash--victim-dying-son.html)

A Good Samaritan stopped to help at a road crash – and was horrified to find that the victim was his dying teenage son.

Guy Marshall, 53, had no idea that his beloved youngest son Thomas, 18, was tragically involved in the motorbike smash until he got out of his car.

The devastated father-of-three, who is medically trained to respond to emergencies, desperately tried to save the critically-injured student as he waited for paramedics to arrive.

But Thomas, who had just celebrated his 18th birthday when his motorbike collided with a car, died at the scene after the ambulance arrived.

:haha7::clap::haha7::clap::haha7::clap:

[oandapartycock]

It was on CNN as 4.55pm PST. The youtube video is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgli9UYUT8M
Good thing MJ is finally embracing the BluRay technology. WTF? Isn't Sony his record company?

But I love Joe's comment: "Now is the time to finally recognize Michael." I guess 25 million sold for Thriller means nothing?

[Motor Head]

Surprise!!!

Good Samaritan stops to help at road smash - only to find victim is dying teenage son (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196262/Good-Samaritan-stops-help-road-smash--victim-dying-son.html)

A Good Samaritan stopped to help at a road crash – and was horrified to find that the victim was his dying teenage son.

Guy Marshall, 53, had no idea that his beloved youngest son Thomas, 18, was tragically involved in the motorbike smash until he got out of his car.

The devastated father-of-three, who is medically trained to respond to emergencies, desperately tried to save the critically-injured student as he waited for paramedics to arrive.

But Thomas, who had just celebrated his 18th birthday when his motorbike collided with a car, died at the scene after the ambulance arrived.

:haha7::clap::haha7::clap::haha7::clap:

But how was the motorbike?

[oandapartycock]

Fuck, there's a ton of commercials listening live.

[Vamp]

could someone tell me the name of the song that they just came back from break with?

[Douche McGee]

I love how US Air said no passengers reported any injuries. Well he went on TV and said he got hit in the head.....DOH!!! Multi-million dollar lawsuit filed in 3.....2.......1
Hitting your head doesn't constitute an injury. Obviously, he never went to the hospital, so of course they wouldn't think he was injured.

[English Gent]

How I'll remember him:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/27/article-0-057C8DDB000005DC-675_224x350.jpg

[Awful Me]

Morning Awful Me - your looking like a million bucks my friend. I got a load of fresh gulf shrimp coming to me this week for the big 4th of July shing-ding on Saturday. Not sure how I'm going to season them yet.

Maybe I should come up there. It was a over 100 here everyday last week. I can season up the shrimps.

[English Gent]

The last known photo of MJ without his wig:

http://www.fraterslibertas.com/Images/Separated/nosferatu.jpg

[English Gent]

He's not just any pedophile! He's the People's Pedophile! He's the Pedophile Of Our Hearts!!

[Awful Me]

and of course the crowd at the BET awards can't let her get her statement out without doing shout outs.

[English Gent]

and of course the crowd at the BET awards can't let her get her statement out without doing shout outs.

Hey, at least they were restrained enough to keep their guns in their waistbands.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Why wouldn't old Joe simply say "I lost my son this week", instead of "the biggest star"? What a fucko.

[English Gent]

Why wouldn't old Joe simply say "I lost my son this week", instead of "the biggest star"? What a fucko.

Wait until he starts plugging his record label in a minute.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Anyone else here think this fucko is the reason old Mikey became the weirdo he was? Someone should beat Joe to death with Michaels grammys.

[Vyce]

Uh, Opie, Bill Burr retracted his Sham-wow statement later on, on YOUR show, and said (begrudgingly) that the product does work.

[English Gent]

Anyone else here think this fucko is the reason old Mikey became the weirdo he was? Someone should beat Joe to death with Michaels grammys.

Mind yourself out there on that limb.........

[Awful Me]

His old kid is 58 he is probably 75

[Awful Me]

I love this song.

[English Gent]

I cannot fucking believe that they're not going to play the best bit of the Joe Jackson audio.

[JoeyDVDZ]

Mind yourself out there on that limb.........
Yeah, this is an awfully thin limb I seem to have found myself out on... ;)

[opack fan]

WTF? Is going on? Where is Ant and Jimmy? I feel like I woke up in bizzaro land! WOW.... Who ever wrote this song works fast!

[Steam]

So, I take it that Ant didn't make it in today?

[Stig]

I cannot fucking believe that they're not going to play the best bit of the Joe Jackson audio.

The part where he sings "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"

[Steam]

Sick day?

He looked fine a few hours ago.

[Steam]

Fucking love Derosa's laugh.

[Stig]

I'm actually kind of bummed about Billy Mays. I was really getting into the show "Pitchmen."

[Awful Me]

Sick day?

He looked fine a few hours ago.



and they wonder why Management doesn't want them doing or promoting those shows....

[Pearce]

LOL, Joe isn't used to Opie's mood swings yet

[Steam]

Takes the Steam out?

What the fuck did I do?

[JoeyDVDZ]

Call me whatever you want, I never cared for the Tippy Tom segments. It was always the same old shit. The first couple of times, sure. After that, meh.

[Awful Me]

Call me whatever you want, I never cared for the Tippy Tom segments. It was always the same old shit. The first couple of times, sure. After that, meh.



I call you a guy that I agree with.

[nataskaos]

Call me whatever you want, I never cared for the Tippy Tom segments. It was always the same old shit. The first couple of times, sure. After that, meh.

meh, different strokes. I think that the Bobo bits suck, so I get where you're coming from.

However, I LOVED the tippy tom bits.

[English Gent]

Jamie Foxx just needs to die:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/29/article-0-05858A65000005DC-207_468x405.jpg

[Awful Me]

meh, different strokes. I think that the Bobo bits suck, so I get where you're coming from.

However, I LOVED the tippy tom bits.



I hate bobo with the fire of a 1000 suns.

[CousinDave]

Jamie Foxx just needs to die:




they all need to die

[JoeyDVDZ]

meh, different strokes. I think that the Bobo bits suck, so I get where you're coming from.

However, I LOVED the tippy tom bits.


Yeah, Bobo needs to go away too. Frankly, most of the bit players are bit players for a reason. Give them the spotlight & they're cringey for a bit, and that makes it fun. After that, it's just painful to watch them self-destruct. Such as Bobo thinking people think he's a star. WTF.

[Stig]

Call me whatever you want, I never cared for the Tippy Tom segments. It was always the same old shit. The first couple of times, sure. After that, meh.

I call you a guy that I agree with.

Amen, brothers. I used to turn off the radio.

I hate bobo with the fire of a 1000 suns.

Me too. But then again, Opie says that people like us just don't get the show.

[Stig]

Jamie Foxx just needs to die:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/29/article-0-05858A65000005DC-207_468x405.jpg

Oh. My. God.

Did he blow a 5 year old boy for an encore?

He should have been beaten within an inch of his life for that.

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

[KNUCKLEUP]

hi.

[Jame_gumb]

Oh. My. God.

Did he blow a 5 year old boy for an encore?

He should have been beaten within an inch of his life for that.it looks like he was making fun of him more than paying tribute

[Stig]

it looks like he was making fun of him more than paying tribute

I wish it were true. THAT, I could respect.

[Stig]

hi.

hello.

[HumpX]

Goddamit Stig, I love that avatar.

[Awful Me]

Me too. But then again, Opie says that people like us just don't get the show.



I tune in for Opie, Anthony, Jimmy, and comedians. I don't like the circus of losers.

[Stig]

MIAMI (Reuters) – A fight broke out on a Florida bus when news of Michael Jackson's death sparked debate over whether he should be remembered as a great musical talent, and one passenger was charged with assault, police said on Friday.

The bus was moving through the city of North Lauderdale on Thursday when passenger James Kiernan received a text message about Jackson's death on his cell phone, and he read it aloud on the bus, the Broward County Sheriff's Department said.

The unidentified bus driver opined that "Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago," prompting Kiernan, 60, to retort that "the world just lost a great musical talent," the police report said.

It said the last remark enraged another passenger, Henry Wideman, who started a swearing match with Kiernan, then pulled out a knife and chased Kiernan down the aisle with it.

The driver called his dispatcher and pulled over near a convenience store to wait for sheriff's deputies, who arrested Wideman, 54. He remained in jail on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[Stig]

Goddamit Stig, I love that avatar.

Thanks!

[Stig]

I tune in for Opie, Anthony, Jimmy, and comedians. I don't like the circus of losers.

Needless to say. Needless to say, it's needless to say.

[KNUCKLEUP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recent_celebrity_deaths

[george]

where is Ant today?

[CousinDave]

where is Ant today?

sleeping

[george]

sleeping

Nice. I'm blowing off work today too.. hungover.

[Awful Me]

Nice. I'm blowing off work today too.. hungover.

So is he.

[Bluestreak]

What time did LfTC start last night?
I couldn't hang past 1130.

[Awful Me]

Clubby Springsteen much better than Bobo Springsteen

[KNUCKLEUP]

this caller stinks. :haha7:

[nataskaos]

I lollered at the raccoon holding the phone.
sorry.
this call is dumb and I laughed. fuck it.

[nataskaos]

NO MORE BOBO!
I call for a petition.

[CousinDave]

this caller stinks. :haha7:

they all do, except for Bobo

[KNUCKLEUP]

oh shut the fuck up, bobo.

[Stig]

Die, Bobo.
Jesus, another peripheral fuck who thinks he has a standing invitation.

[KNUCKLEUP]

please hang up on him. please hang up on him. please hang up on him. please hang up on him. please hang up on him. please hang up on him.

[KNUCKLEUP]

ok, punching out. again.

[Awful Me]

I love that kenny is trashing is him, but I hate that Bobo is still on the phone

[nataskaos]

Hang up on this retarded mother fucker please.

[English Gent]

So, is the basic gist that Ant was up half the night drinking and doing his live from the bunker show, so he's too tired/hungover to do the show today?

[Stig]

So, is the basic gist that Ant was up half the night drinking and doing his live from the bunker show, so he's too tired/hungover to do the show today?

That, and apparently vacation/sick days don't roll over. So there's been a rash of questionable sicknesses.

[English Gent]

That, and apparently vacation/sick days don't roll over. So there's been a rash of questionable sicknesses.

Fucking ridiculous.

[CousinDave]

That, and apparently vacation/sick days don't roll over. So there's been a rash of questionable sicknesses.

Opie said they have a bunch of days they have to take, and policy at Sirius is use them or lose them.

[DonTheTrucker]

Good morning. Posting from an iPhone is a pain in the ass. Who saw that coming?

[CousinDave]

Good morning. Posting from an iPhone is a pain in the ass. Who saw that coming?

I thought you said the iphone wasn't good for over the road use

[Pearce]

Whoo Kid puts that stupid gunshot sound effect in every song on every G-Unit mixtape. It's terrible.

[Stig]

Opie said they have a bunch of days they have to take, and policy at Sirius is use them or lose them.

Thanks for saying what I said a different way. :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

I thought you said the iphone wasn't good for over the road use

It's not. But if I saw another hourglass spinning when trying to answer a call I was going to murder someone.

[Awful Me]

That, and apparently vacation/sick days don't roll over. So there's been a rash of questionable sicknesses.


I took last week off because I was going to lose 5 days if i didn't use them by July 1st.

Now I've only got 15 days left this year.

[CousinDave]

It's not. But if I saw another hourglass spinning when trying to answer a call I was going to murder someone.

Well my contract is up in July and I need a smart phone

[JasonDelaney]

Is this interview a replay? I could swear i heard this before.. that or I'm having a stroke or something.

[Pearce]

Hah, they crashed his site for a minute.

[Stig]

That's not Tupac. They all look the same.

[CousinDave]

Do they realize Tupac has been dead for almost 15 years, he's not going to look the same

not to mention they all look alike

[JasonDelaney]

That's not Tupac. They all look the same.

Where's Ani Defranco when you need her?

[DonTheTrucker]

Well my contract is up in July and I need a smart phone

Well if you want to use apps, the blackberry just isn't suited for that. I only had 2 or 3 on mine and I was pulling the battery 20 times a day.

[Stig]

Where's Ani Defranco when you need her?

Probably blowing a ******.

[ceeps04]

No shot that was Lebron.

[Awful Me]

No shot that was Lebron.

except that it was.

[nataskaos]

yeah...less stars of hugely grossing movies, and more Bobo's.
jesus.

[DonTheTrucker]

yeah...less stars of hugely grossing movies, and more Bobo's.
jesus.

Transformers is dogshit. Bobo may suck but he's better than anyone from that mess.

[nataskaos]

Rick from Florida is a blazing faggot. I love the queers who start bagging on one of the hottest women on earth who won't talk to them.
yeah, he'd boot her across the room. faggot.

[nataskaos]

Transformers is dogshit. Bobo may suck but he's better than anyone from that mess.

not disagreeing that the movie sucked. but MORE people will listen to those idiots than Bobo.

[DonTheTrucker]

Of course Megan Fox is a cunt.

[KNUCKLEUP]

Do they realize Tupac has been dead for almost 15 years, he's not going to look the same

not to mention they all look alike

:haha7:

[undertow]

not disagreeing that the movie sucked. but MORE people will listen to those idiots than Bobo.

i doubt it. at least not o@a listeners.

[DonTheTrucker]

Rick from Florida is a blazing faggot. I love the queers who start bagging on one of the hottest women on earth who won't talk to them.
yeah, he'd boot her across the room. faggot.

She really isn't all that hot for a movie star. Would I bang her? Of course. But she's nowhere near top 20 even.

[KNUCKLEUP]

and in other holy shit news:


MOTHAFUCKIN RUPAUL, Y'ALL!!
(then and now)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/04/0423_rupaul_beforejpg_full.jpghttp://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/04/0423_rupaul_afterjpg_full.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

[Stig]

That, and apparently vacation/sick days don't roll over. So there's been a rash of questionable sicknesses.

Opie said they have a bunch of days they have to take, and policy at Sirius is use them or lose them.

That's not Tupac. They all look the same.

Do they realize Tupac has been dead for almost 15 years, he's not going to look the same

not to mention they all look alike

Do you just copy and paste my posts? :icon_conf

[Pearce]

and in other holy shit news:


MOTHAFUCKIN RUPAUL, Y'ALL!!
(then and now)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/04/0423_rupaul_beforejpg_full.jpghttp://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2008/04/0423_rupaul_afterjpg_full.jpg

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/p/I/sp806_Goobacks_2.jpg

[nataskaos]

i doubt it. at least not o@a listeners.

the point of radio is to get as many listeners as possible.
if it were up to us idiots, it'd be ant doing impressions next to opie breaking shit next to jimmy screaming ramone at listeners and guests.

nothing wrong with that, but it's not exactly going to pull in new people.

[Pearce]

Do you just copy and paste my posts? :icon_conf

CousinDane

[nataskaos]

megan fox = finer than frog hair.

[undertow]

the point of radio is to get as many listeners as possible.
if it were up to us idiots, it'd be ant doing impressions next to opie breaking shit next to jimmy screaming ramone at listeners and guests.

nothing wrong with that, but it's not exactly going to pull in new people.


ya some douche that sits in a camaro pretending to drive it is what this show needs to get more listeners...

[Stig]

megan fox = finer than frog hair.

Probably smells better, too.

[DonTheTrucker]

the point of radio is to get as many listeners as possible.
if it were up to us idiots, it'd be ant doing impressions next to opie breaking shit next to jimmy screaming ramone at listeners and guests.

nothing wrong with that, but it's not exactly going to pull in new people.

Fine. Let's have porn stars and midgets every day. Or tak about nothing but drugs sex and fighting.

Ratings are fine if you don't have to hack it up to get them. O&A have balanced the two well. Why change now?

[samurai]

Probably smells better, too.

I hear tell that if you lick her belly, you see a myriad of pretty rainbows.

[KNUCKLEUP]

megan fox = finer than frog hair.

i think she was prettier before she got the nose job. she looks kind of ordinary now.

[CousinDave]

Do you just copy and paste my posts? :icon_conf


yea, its easier that way

[Stig]

the point of radio is to get as many listeners as possible.


So why not just play shitty pop music and hip hop on every channel?

[nataskaos]

Fine. Let's have porn stars and midgets every day. Or tak about nothing but drugs sex and fighting.

Ratings are fine if you don't have to hack it up to get them. O&A have balanced the two well. Why change now?

I guess I don't see how getting people from the largest grossing film of the weekend in as a change.

and you and the undertow clown seem to be missing the point; opie was bitching about them not doing the show, right after he did 15 minutes of back and forth with bob and kenny. oh, and by the way, turns out that he turned them down. just saying.

I don't care if it's just comedians and friends of the show from this day forward. but that wasn't what ope as talking about.

[Stig]

I hear tell that if you lick her belly, you see a myriad of pretty rainbows.

If you lick her cunt, you see God.

[CousinDave]

Fine. Let's have porn stars and midgets every day.



Don't forget homeless guys

[DonTheTrucker]

i think she was prettier before she got the nose job. she looks kind of ordinary now.

The stupid tattoos and horrible tan don't help.

[KNUCKLEUP]

hm. it's funny. i was watching clips of megan fox in transformers and she seems like more of a real human being than when she's just herself in interviews. god her voice is grating.

[DonTheTrucker]

Don't forget homeless guys

Tippy Tom was ten times the entertainer Megan Fox will ever be.

[nataskaos]

tippy tom was ten times the entertainer megan fox will ever be.

qft

[CousinDave]

i think she was prettier before she got the nose job. she looks kind of ordinary now.


Let's face it, if she wasn't in Transformers or famous, she'd look like any other attractive 23 year old. Go to any state university and about 25% of the girls will look just as good or better than Megan Fox.

[LiddyRules]

Let's face it, if she wasn't in Transformers or famous, she'd look like any other attractive 23 year old. Go to any state university and about 25% of the girls will look just as good or better than Megan Fox.
Don't spoil the mystique! She's supposed to be so hot your brain will explode just by looking at her.

[DonTheTrucker]

Let's face it, if she wasn't in Transformers or famous, she'd look like any other attractive 23 year old. Go to any state university and about 25% of the girls will look just as good or better than Megan Fox.

Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Sexy ones, not so much.

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Guess I missed a bit of the show today. How goes it?

[samurai]

Megan Fox was on Letterman last week. She said she was a "bad girl" and HS dropout. She was a rebel maaaan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsVvrKU46U

[Stig]

Let's face it, if she wasn't in Transformers or famous, she'd look like any other attractive 23 year old. Go to any state university and about 25% of the girls will look just as good or better than Megan Fox.

That's true. God...college girls...:rolleyes:

[English Gent]

Megan Fox was on Letterman last week. She said she was a "bad girl" and HS dropout. She was a rebel maaaan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsVvrKU46U

She looks remarkably pale there.

[LiddyRules]

Megan Fox was on Letterman last week. She said she was a "bad girl" and HS dropout. She was a rebel maaaan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AsVvrKU46U She tries so hard to come across as bad ass and cool. If she were a dude, I'd say she had a tiny dick.

[CousinDave]

Megan Fox was on Letterman last week. She said she was a "bad girl" and HS dropout. She was a rebel maaaan!



Yea, such a rebel, dates Brian Austen Green, stars in big budget movies from major studios.

Oh yea she has tattoos and talks about girl girl sex to get attention.

[Stig]

She looks remarkably pale there.

That's not a portrait. That's a brain scan.

[Stig]

Yea, such a rebel, dates Brian Austen Green, stars in big budget movies from major studios.

Oh yea she has tattoos and talks about girl girl sex to get attention.

Brian Austin Green??? That faggot?
He's old enough to be her father.

[CousinDave]

get Bobo to do it

[Pearce]

LOL, Whoo Kid admitting to prostitution

[CousinDave]

LOL, Whoo Kid admitting to prostitution

Its not prostitution if its a performance

[Stig]

Could blacks stop saying "Baby Mother?" It's the mother. Don't make up fancy words to cover up the fact that dad got the fuck outta Dodge.

[DonTheTrucker]

Yea, such a rebel, dates Brian Austen Green, stars in big budget movies from major studios.

Oh yea she has tattoos and talks about girl girl sex to get attention.

When her career dries up she can at least occupy her time hanging out on a video chat room, derailing the Ron and Fez show.

[Awful Me]

There is no way Opie will check that out cd.

[CousinDave]

When her career dries up she can at least occupy her time hanging out on a video chat room, derailing the Ron and East Side Dave show.


fixed

[Paux Fas]

When her career dries up she can at least occupy her time hanging out on a video chat room, derailing the Ron and Fez show.

:clap:
Brilliant.

[nataskaos]

When her career dries up she can at least occupy her time hanging out on a video chat room, derailing the Ron and Fez show.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

LotD

[samurai]

There is no way Opie will check that out cd.

Apparently, for an Opie statement to be true, you must hear the words "for real".

[Stig]

Back for the Re-Kay.

[nataskaos]

In for the replay and I still hate Bobo.

[Stig]

Bobo sucks a boxcar of dicks.

[nataskaos]

Bobo sucks a boxcar of dicks.

please do the math sir.
we'll go average and say that the dicks in there are 6'' long. how many dicks to fill a box car?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Love ya Op, but Janet's statement about her brother being family isn't all that weird.

[Stig]

please do the math sir.
we'll go average and say that the dicks in there are 6'' long. how many dicks to fill a box car?

40. At least.

[Stig]

I thought the "Steam Buddy" was a guy who jerks you off in the sauna.

[DonTheTrucker]

Wes the trucker got caught there. Opie said celebrity deaths, not your family you dumb hick.

[Stig]

That GPS caddy thing sounds exactly like the thing that holds my MiFi in the car.

[Wilmington WOW]

so I just read that billy mays died of heart disease, not from banging his head

TAMPA, Florida (CNN) -- TV pitchman Billy Mays' death appeared to be from heart disease, not a bump to the head, according to the Hillsborough County medical examiner.


OxiClean pitchman Billy Mays died Sunday morning at his home in Tampa, authorities said.

The final cause of death will not be known until after toxicology results are available, Dr. Vernard Adams said at a Monday news conference.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.tiredacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/url-2.jpg

Not impressed with Billy Mays

[loganfield]

I had a real hard landing on US Air a couple of years ago. The ceiling fell down and hit one of my teammates.

[IDidItAll]

So ANT can stay up til 2 am doing his LFTC show, but then misses the ACTUAL show??

Hmmm..

[nataskaos]

holy god damn is opie white.

[nataskaos]

the jacksons are from Indiana. God is Joe retarded.

[Paux Fas]

Joe Jackson is a douche

[nataskaos]

"You know Cake? The band with three number one hits and a bunch of radio play? I thought I was the only one. How about this 'Korn' band? They're new and fresh."

eep.

[Paux Fas]

"You know Cake? The band with three number one hits and a bunch of radio play? I thought I was the only one. How about this 'Korn' band? They're new and fresh."

eep.

Ha!

[Stormrider666]

She tries so hard to come across as bad ass and cool. If she were a dude, I'd say she had a tiny dick.

There is a part me that thinks that she says things because she knows want the pervs want to hear and its all an act and she is probably a dead fish in bed. At the same time, I would still love to get the chance to find out if it was true or not.

[ceeps04]

MJ's parents are already trying to position themselves to get the kids, because they are the ones who probably are going to get everything. Its sickening but yet not surprising. No wonder all those kids are fucked in the head. Joe Jackson saw dollar signs with every new kid his wife pushed out, and that's all he saw.

[Paux Fas]

This song makes me sad now :(

[Zuke]

Yea, such a rebel, dates Brian Austen Green, stars in big budget movies from major studios.

Oh yea she has tattoos and talks about girl girl sex to get attention.

She's got that stupid fucking "too cool for the room" Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm. Plus, she has creepy thumbs. I mean, I'd still fuck her, but I'm just sayin'.

[Paux Fas]

How the hell does one land a job selling crappy products on TV? I'm unemployed at the moment.. could use a new gig..

[Izzy]

Looking for that hilarious song They played about MJ on Mondays show. Anyone?