O&A Listening thread 07/06/09 - Anal Spasm Monday

[Saikotic]

Yecch.

http://mtldigitalmedia.com/12bargrill/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ufc100poster1.jpg

[Saikotic]

NSFW and not for the weak of stomach


http://www.satanspace.com/m_pictures/porn-of-the-dead.jpg

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/nurse_zombie_thriller.jpg

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[ASSMAN]

show even live today?

[ExLimey]

show even live today?

According to the latest video on Opie's Twitter...

Yes!

[English Gent]

Good morning, you fucking cunts.

[English Gent]

It would seem that Jacko's still hanging around Neverland, hoping some molestable young boys will pop in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9DgeLmzac

[Saikotic]

It would seem that Jacko's still hanging around Neverland, hoping some molestable young boys will pop in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9DgeLmzac

I think it's a shadow, from the other wall.


Where the child at? Give me the child!

[Saikotic]

First rule of retard fight club: muh nehehneh uhh duh.

[English Gent]

I think it's a shadow, from the other wall.


Where the child at? Give me the child!

Love him or hate him, Michael Jackson sure loved fucking young boys' assholes.

[Saikotic]

Love him or hate him, Michael Jackson sure loved fucking young boys' assholes.

THAT'S OFFENSIVE! I'm positive that little girl of his didn't escape without her daily dose of Jesus Juice, you fucking sexist. EQUALITY, Loki. For fuck's sake.

[MilkmanDan]

THAT'S OFFENSIVE! I'm positive that little girl of his didn't escape without her daily dose of Jesus Juice, you fucking sexist. EQUALITY, Loki. For fuck's sake.

Imagine the disappointment at her being announced female.

Need more Palaver

[Iflytheworld]

How great is this...not expecting a live show and here they all alive and shit

[English Gent]

How great is this...not expecting a live show and here they all alive and shit

Good morning, sir! Have you signed the welcome thread?

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=107304 (http://www.meatspin.com)

[MilkmanDan]

Should stuff Jacksons body with money and Sharpton can treat it like a pinata

[Stig]

Hey, faggots. I'm off today, yet awake at 6:30 for some reason.

[English Gent]

You can't slander the dead, Jimmy.

[Stig]

You can't slander the dead, Jimmy.

No. But you can fuck them.
If that's what you're into.

[Saikotic]

No. But you can fuck them.
If that's what you're into.

:action-sm

[Iflytheworld]

Thank-you Mr. Gent...you and your brother make a great welcoming committee!

Good morning, sir! Have you signed the welcome thread?

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=107304 (http://www.meatspin.com)

[Saikotic]

"They got that strength, man."

That's retards.


Wait, same thing. I loffed at that line.

[English Gent]

Thank-you Mr. Gent...you and your brother make a great welcoming committee!

:action-sm

[English Gent]

I don't give a shit if the boys want to say mean things about Michael Jackson, but why the fuck are they giving Ted Bundy such a hard time?

[Awful Me]

I don't give a shit if the boys want to say mean things about Michael Jackson, but why the fuck are they giving Ted Bundy such a hard time?



Exactly. What happens between two consenting adults is their business.

[Justin Sane]

A pre-recorded Jimmy plug read by Bobo.

Is this how they're getting around the rule?

[Stig]

A pre-recorded Jimmy plug read by Bobo.

Is this how they're getting around the rule?

The theory is that Management turns off the radio when Bobo comes on, too.

[Pearce]

Maybe people would be encouraged to IF more if you weren't constantly reading from the same 3 people.

[Stig]

Maybe people would be encouraged to IF more if you weren't constantly reading from the same 3 people.

Hater! You just don't get thezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[MilkmanDan]

Lady Di's coffin ? Cardboard box on Staten Island...
Oh the other one.

[English Gent]

Apparently, Pepsi is going to sponsor the cremazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Saikotic]

Oh Sarah Palin in the news! Now Tina Fey can go onzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[MilkmanDan]

Sarah Palin. Basketball. I have wood.

[English Gent]

Sarah Palin is so full of shit. Some major shit must be about to go down for her. There's no fucking way that she's just quit mid-term for the bizarre reasons that she's just given.

[jkala]

Can we fucking start talking about Opie's broad from twitter trying to sell DVDs of her int he shower?

[English Gent]

I think Al Sharpton's absolutely correct. Why is the media focusing so much on the fact that Michael Jackson was a predatory paedophile? I said the same thing about John Wayne Gacy: surely the fact that he r@ped, murdered and secreted the remains of young boys is more or less irrelevant next to his sterling, joy-making work as Pogo The Clown?

http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john-wayne-gacy.jpg

[Saikotic]

I think Al Sharpton's absolutely correct. Why is the media focusing so much on the fact that Michael Jackson was a predatory paedophile? I said the same thing about John Wayne Gacy: surely the fact that he r@ped, murdered and secreted the remains of young boys is more or less irrelevant next to his sterling, joy-making work as Pogo The Clown?

http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john-wayne-gacy.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Now fucking kill yourself so that the world can celebrate your genius, posthumously.

[Awful Me]

I will be looking for Yimmy and BK in the crowd!

[MilkmanDan]

I think Al Sharpton's absolutely correct. Why is the media focusing so much on the fact that Michael Jackson was a predatory paedophile? I said the same thing about John Wayne Gacy: surely the fact that he r@ped, murdered and secreted the remains of young boys is more or less irrelevant next to his sterling, joy-making work as Pogo The Clown?

http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john-wayne-gacy.jpg

Loki, you are disturbing.
That's all I got.

[Vyce]

Yeah, really, Opie's going to make a deadly weapon out of household objects. He can't get the CD player to work most days.

[devilsnatch]

they checked michael vicks bottle when he was sneakin the hash

[LiddyRules]

Yeah, really, Opie's going to make a deadly weapon out of household objects. He can't get the CD player to work most days. Opie's an idea man. It's just that none of his ideas ever come to fruition.

[MilkmanDan]

Rochester = Silent Hill

[English Gent]

I'd love to name a Jet Blue aircraft 'Blue Baby'.

[English Gent]

Rochester = Silent Hill

Centralia, PA = Silent Hill

http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/301/centralia.jpg

[mascan42]

That Woo-Hoo JetBlue plane was named as a publicity stunt to promote the Simpsons Movie.

[samurai]

I'd love to name a Jet Blue aircraft 'Blue Baby'.

Hi, my name is Sid, and I'll be your pilot today.

[English Gent]

Hi, my name is Sid, and I'll be your pilot today.

.....and I'm pleased to be flying alongside First Officer Susan Smith today.

[west milly tom]

Morning folks.

[samurai]

.....and I'm pleased to be flying alongside First Officer Susan Smith today.

Her only function is to back away from the terminal.

Woopsie.

[English Gent]

Her only function is to back away from the terminal.

Woopsie.

Well, that and emergency landings on water.

[nataskaos]

faggots.

[west milly tom]

Nothing grosser than female roid.

[west milly tom]

Where can one fund some roaring 20's porno?

[Awful Me]

Where can one fund some roaring 20's porno?



You can fund me and I will find some and send it to you.

[west milly tom]

You can fund me and I will find some and send it to you.

Another gem from the blackberry pearl.

[nataskaos]

I use a giant paper clip.

[Awful Me]

Speculate Speclate Speculum Blind cc:

WAS DANNY FIRED....or is a "sick day"

[English Gent]

How the fuck could he deny that he bleached his skin?!

[English Gent]

Yeah, but Jesus didn't say "fuck the children in their assholes", Michael........

[English Gent]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/16/article-1120002-0042E63200000258-281_470x368_popup.jpg

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

In fairness...even for Michael hanging out with children was boring after about fifteen minutes or so....unless there was viagra involved.

[stellarcomics]

Did Danny leave the show?

[BIV]

Can we fucking start talking about Opie's broad from twitter trying to sell DVDs of her int he shower?
Huh? Are you insane?

[Large McBighuge]

Opie, just said "since Danny is no longer with the show"...what the fuck is going on behind the scenes? The suits seem to be giving the boys the slow fuck...

[clonger]

What the fuck did danny do to get fired

[gjarvis]

danny did the tribute show over the weekend... idk boys

[Awful Me]

That's about the 5th time opie has said it during the show.

[Awful Me]

You could probably keep that ticket and sell it as a keepsake for a ton. You know these lunatic fans would pay a fortune for a ticket to the last show.

[Pearce]

The centipede is hot?

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LYRIC IS THAT?

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

That's about the 5th time opie has said it during the show.
Yeah Opie usually does that when he's just trying to start crap.

Danny probably has the day off from working on the weekend.

[nataskaos]

listening thread is a bit slow today.
I figured that it would be a lot busier with Sam and Danny leaving the show.

[nataskaos]

shitting conversation eh?
nice!

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Who are these Germans that have taken over on 202? ;)

[KNUCKLEUP]

i hate jersey drivers!!

morning.

[DocSavage]

yo. Hope everyone enjoyed their beer and hotdogs shits this morning!

[Awful Me]

I am pretty sure I know "Scott." I recognize the story and the voice.

[nataskaos]

I am pretty sure I know "Scott." I recognize the story and the voice.

I live in indiana and I know the story.
I call bullshit on Scott.

[Awful Me]

Stew meat is fucking incredible.

Tasso is better is better than bacon.

Medium Rare Ribeye is better than bacon.

[English Gent]

Bacon's great, but nothing can quite compare to seared foie gras.

[Awful Me]

I live in indiana and I know the story.
I call bullshit on Scott.

Im in Louisiana. He didn't take exlax willingly, it was put in food for the purpose of hazing him.

[lockjaaaaww]

I'd like to hear the "shitting over the top of the pants"

[Dre]

Bacon Explosion is what the person was telling them to Google.

It's two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce.

http://18.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jg0g3jrng0R5MNuo1_500.jpg

I'm in love!!!!!!!!!

[English Gent]

It's two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce.

Aka, "Erock's mid-morning snack"

[lockjaaaaww]

Fred sucks

[English Gent]

I know a much funnier version of 'The Candyman', but I bet the boys would never play it these days.

[dlang]

Knowing Steve, he had it out with Danny one time too many and had him fired on Thursday (less chance of an incident). Because Steve is so lazy, he left Danny's contribution to the Tippy Tom Tribute since he didn't want to dub new lines.


Danny will be reincarnated during ragnarok when Sirius falls and O and A rebirth themselves into a new medium beyond Satellite.

[Awful Me]

Get rid of all the shit stories. we get it, people shit themselves.

[Dre]

Get rid of all the shit stories. we get it, people shit themselves.

They're actually pretty funny, and FAR better than listening to the interns.

[DocSavage]

hmmmmm....Danny is gone.
An upset O&A decide to provide shit stories all morning to the Sirius suits.

[ceeps04]

A bad and slightly less amusing Frank Caliendo.

[KNUCKLEUP]

this is abysmal.

[Dre]

Those impressions were great!

[Freese]

I rarely get to listen live anymore, but what's this I hear about Danny not being with the show anymore? I know I heard him say this, but is it true? If it isn't I'm a douche...that is all.

[jimm]

This is bad news Danny was the best behind the scences guy.Maybe we will find out what happened on live from the compound.I also can not here the show anymore only bits and pieces and get most of my news about the show from wackbag i hope opie isnt playing around and danny is just having a day off.I hope op is playing around i do not want danny gone.Not a big steve fan anyway.The secret show to the future was the best danny will live for ever with me because of that show.Hey how about updating the website also i know we have twitter and live from the compound but 6 0r seven months come on.

[LiddyRules]

Steve's an important part of the show. He runs the website.

[beavereatter]

Mais' i hope Danny didn't quit are get fired and opie was just messing with us!

[Paux Fas]

That time already?

[nataskaos]

Mais' i hope Danny didn't quit are get fired and opie was just messing with us!

Some people are saying that they let go more people than just Danny.
They're saying that Travis and Sam are out too and that they have to take on interns from other shows to save costs.

[Paux Fas]

oh good.. more reverend al bitching.. I hate the guy as much as the next person, but enough.

[unknownmerc]

Some people are saying that they let go more people than just Danny.
They're saying that Travis and Sam are out too and that they have to take on interns from other shows to save costs.

you're fucking kidding right

[LiddyRules]

oh good.. more reverend al bitching.. I hate the guy as much as the next person, but enough.

You can't deal with truth bombs.

[nataskaos]

you're fucking kidding right

Dude, all I know is what I hear.

one of their current interns, he had some retarded name like Paul R. Nelson or something, was talking about it on one of the other messageboards.

[uptown]

I just happened to be over at Randal's Island yesterday hitting some golf balls. When we got there, we saw what we thought was a bunch of kids playing soccer. On the way out, I noticed it was kickables.... So bizarre ... there were dozens of 'em.

[GrammatonCleric]

my pad data says tippy tom tribute sophie's choice. anyone else?

[keithjay]

my pad data says tippy tom tribute sophie's choice. anyone else?

yup

[Hudson]

I'll never forget staying at a hotel as a kid where they were holding the Little People of America Convention. We were pretty much the only non Midgets there..we couldn't figure out why there were milk crates everywhere.

[samurai]

I'll never forget staying at a hotel as a kid where they were holding the Little People of America Convention. We were pretty much the only non Midgets there..we couldn't figure out why there were milk crates everywhere.

It was probably a lil' fella basketball tournament.

[Hudson]

It was probably a lil' fella basketball tournament.
nah, they were step stools..

[ZeoVGM]

Why does Ant keep saying Michael Jackson changed his skin color so that he wouldn't have to be black? He was a fucking weirdo, but that's just not true.

The guy had a disease. He had vitiligo and lupus. It's a documented fact.