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English Gent
07-08-2009, 06:05 AM
Fuck y'all......

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/07/article-1198105-05A12F37000005DC-652_634x456.jpg

cokelogic
07-08-2009, 06:06 AM
You're up early.

Michael Jackson taught us how to love... then he paid off our parents.

Morning all.

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 06:14 AM
You're up early.

Michael Jackson taught us how to love... then he paid off our parents.

Morning all.


Hey those kids' parents worked really hard to scam Michael Jackson. Before that they had to resort to fake injuries suffered at Wal-Mart.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 06:15 AM
I can't wait for the Gary Glitter tribute when he dies.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:20 AM
I can't wait for the Gary Glitter tribute when he dies.

Simulcast in Vietnamese

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 06:23 AM
I can't wait for the Gary Glitter tribute when he dies.


They pay tribute to him every Sunday in the fall.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 06:24 AM
Morning pud pullers.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 06:27 AM
BTW, is it mandatory for golfers to wear sunglasses at indoor funerals?

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 06:29 AM
ABC NEWS
A Papua New Guinean woman has told police she drowned her four children because she was fed up with her drug addict husband. The woman surrendered herself to police and told them she took her four young children to a river in the Western Highlands on Saturday morning and drowned them. She said she did it because she was fed up with her husband, who was addicted to cannabis and potent home brew alcohol. But Chief Inspector Kaiglo Ambane does not believe she is telling the whole story. "We believe there could be other people involved or the children could have been killed before they were thrown into the river," he said. The children's bodies are yet to be examined. Highlands police say it is the first time they have ever investigated a case of a mother murdering her children.

Andrea Yates moved to Papua New Guinea?? I love a good burden drowning story!

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:30 AM
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs40/i/2009/034/3/e/Satanic_Diva_by_Diabolik_sixsixsix.jpg

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:32 AM
Andrea Yates moved to Papua New Guinea?? I love a good burden drowning story!

Then do us a favor and slam yourself face first into a birdbath. :action-sm

English Gent
07-08-2009, 06:35 AM
Boy, 2, dies after flat-screen TV falls from wall and hits him on the head (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198026/Boy-2-dies-television-falls-wall-hits-head.html)

A boy of two died after a flat-screen television fell from a wall and crushed him.

The toddler was with his father when the TV came loose and knocked him unconscious.

The sobbing father carried his child out into the street, where he pleaded for help.

An off-duty nurse tried to resuscitate the boy until paramedics arrived and took him to hospital. He died a short time afterwards.

http://static.open.salon.com/files/applause1234363884.gif

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 06:36 AM
Then do us a favor and slam yourself face first into a birdbath. :action-sm

http://malone.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bully_1.jpg
Don't make me go Ralphie on your bully ass!!!

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:44 AM
http://malone.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bully_1.jpg
Don't make me go Ralphie on your bully ass!!!

I'll have my toadie. I am not afraid of you.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 06:46 AM
Boy, 2, dies after flat-screen TV falls from wall and hits him on the head (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198026/Boy-2-dies-television-falls-wall-hits-head.html)

A boy of two died after a flat-screen television fell from a wall and crushed him.

The toddler was with his father when the TV came loose and knocked him unconscious.

The sobbing father carried his child out into the street, where he pleaded for help.

An off-duty nurse tried to resuscitate the boy until paramedics arrived and took him to hospital. He died a short time afterwards.

http://static.open.salon.com/files/applause1234363884.gif

Quite common. The little fuckers yank the cords. Or the dumbass parents have a regular TV that is sitting on a TV tray or a flimsy table. One minute they are watching Sesame Street and the next they are a worm buffet.

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 06:47 AM
[I]Boy, 2, dies after flat-screen TV falls from wall and hits him on the head (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1198026/Boy-2-dies-television-falls-wall-hits-head.html)




Sure sounds like somebody didn't properly secure the TV to the wall.

I bet he thought those plastic anchors through drywall would hold the TV

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:50 AM
Sure sounds like somebody didn't properly secure the TV to the wall.

I bet he thought those plastic anchors through drywall would hold the TV

Shoulda done a better job

http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/flatscreen_tv_fail.jpg

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:51 AM
http://malone.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bully_1.jpg
Don't make me go Ralphie on your bully ass!!!

Found this while looking for the name of the Toadie (Grover Dill)

http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/index.php/trivia/

cokelogic
07-08-2009, 06:56 AM
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs40/i/2009/034/3/e/Satanic_Diva_by_Diabolik_sixsixsix.jpgAny info on this cum dumpster? Name?

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 06:59 AM
Any info on this cum dumpster? Name?

Certainly:

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs34/i/2008/298/4/f/Are_You_Messin___With_Me__by_Diabolik_sixsixsix.jp g

http://diabolik-sixsixsix.deviantart.com/

From Romania.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:03 AM
Anyone want to chip in for her to fly on an all expenses paid vacation to an American dungeon? We'd have to draft a schedule to share, obviously.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:04 AM
Tranny.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:08 AM
Tranny.

So? Faggot.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:09 AM
I hit the motherload for Dead MJ Jokes.....

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

cokelogic
07-08-2009, 07:09 AM
Tranny.still.



:action-sm

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:11 AM
Plaver, we indeed have had quite enough!

cokelogic
07-08-2009, 07:12 AM
Primetime celebrity funerals, coming this fall on FOX.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:14 AM
I hit the motherload for Dead MJ Jokes.....

I hope you trip and slit your cockhead on a rusty, unraveled coat hanger.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:16 AM
So? Faggot.
It's not gay as long as you don't sword fight.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:17 AM
I hope you trip and slit your cockhead on a rusty, unraveled coat hanger.

Another classic. I figured you would jump on my neck with both feet for posting that dreck.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:22 AM
Yer alright in my bok, pal. Just skip the fucking jokes I hear from every knuckledick that thinks he can make me laugh with a joke he read on the internets.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 07:23 AM
The bit with Usher performing with his arm draped over the coffin was so douchechill-inducing.

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 07:25 AM
no kid says something like "ever since I was born"

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:26 AM
no kid says something like "ever since I was born"

Oh c'mon. I distinctly remember Dakota Fanning coming out after her first movie with the poise and intellect of a 30 year old British actress.

It was a 10 tissue night.

cokelogic
07-08-2009, 07:27 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/08/alg_corey-feldman.jpg

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:28 AM
Punching out. Fucking tired. Go suck a dog slit.

fletcher
07-08-2009, 07:28 AM
Did you hear at the family service they read part of MJ's will? He didnt want to be laid to rest at the cemetery, his final wish was to be buried in a little boy.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:28 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/08/alg_corey-feldman.jpg

What the what? Oh fuck, that IS douche-chill inducing.

Saikotic
07-08-2009, 07:29 AM
Did you hear at the family service they read part of MJ's will? He didnt want to be laid to rest at the cemetery, his final wish was to be buried in a little boy.

Fucking die.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 07:31 AM
Did you hear at the family service they read part of MJ's will? He didnt want to be laid to rest at the cemetery, his final wish was to be buried in a little boy.

Booooooooooooooo.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:32 AM
I must be one of the few white people on Earth that didn't watch the MJ service. I was too busy sleeping off a half bottle of vodka after wacking my bag to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Something about a chick hanging on a meathook.

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 07:32 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/08/alg_corey-feldman.jpg


Somebody needs to make a sequel to License to Drive

English Gent
07-08-2009, 07:32 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/08/alg_corey-feldman.jpg

Wow, just........fucking wow.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:33 AM
Did you hear at the family service they read part of MJ's will? He didnt want to be laid to rest at the cemetery, his final wish was to be buried in a little boy.
Be more funny!

fletcher
07-08-2009, 07:33 AM
Booooooooooooooo.

Fucking die.

Im working on my material for "the view" message board later this morning.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:35 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/08/alg_corey-feldman.jpg

How the? What the? Liquid nitrogen enema chill in 3....2.....1

Pearce
07-08-2009, 07:41 AM
lulz @ them actually making Breitbart again

http://www.breitbart.tv/radio-hosts-opie-anthony-blast-sharpton-for-exploiting-jacksons-death/

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 07:41 AM
Thankfully, I watched none of this coverage.

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 07:43 AM
Smile was used in a Charlie Chaplain movie Modern Times

English Gent
07-08-2009, 07:44 AM
I was disappointed that Joe Jackson wasn't able to get a plug in for his new record label at yesterday's memorial.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 07:44 AM
Smile was used in a Charlie Chaplain movie Modern Times

Charlie Chaplin wrote the music.

Motor Head
07-08-2009, 07:45 AM
I was disappointed that Joe Jackson wasn't able to get a plug in for his new record label at yesterday's memorial.

Hey, a brotha gotta eat too.

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 08:02 AM
hahahah Opie with a great line: That was her tits smacking together

English Gent
07-08-2009, 08:04 AM
I was kind of surprised to see the sign outside of the Staples Center read, "Dead ****** Storage"

Bluestreak
07-08-2009, 08:08 AM
I was kind of surprised to see the sign outside of the Staples Center read, "Dead ****** Storage"

Shuttup Loki,

You know this ain't no dead ****** storage, because the sign isn't fucking there!

/needs coffee

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 08:19 AM
They should have sent Prime Time Sam Roberts to the memorial for MJ to interview these idiots

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 08:23 AM
The little girl should have saluted

http://www.maedafamily.com/family-data/salute.jpg

English Gent
07-08-2009, 08:30 AM
How the FUCK does Al Sharpton manage to attach himself to these events. Don't the fucking families see what he's doing, or do they just not give a shit?

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 08:32 AM
Who comes running when the cops get out of hand

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 08:34 AM
ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony

English Gent
07-08-2009, 08:41 AM
ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony

"You are black, and I am white. We're an eskimo pie, let's take a bite!"

Vyce
07-08-2009, 08:42 AM
Ted! The Ghost Hunter!

Vyce
07-08-2009, 08:44 AM
Apparently, Michael Jackson was responsible for the entire civil rights movement.

Stig
07-08-2009, 08:46 AM
How the FUCK does Al Sharpton manage to attach himself to these events. Don't the fucking families see what he's doing, or do they just not give a shit?

Dude. It's the fucking Jacksons. They're dumb as a bunch of...well...you know...

Stig
07-08-2009, 08:47 AM
Forget Michael. Here's something fun.
3IzNPEGWNos

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 08:53 AM
wasn't there some black baseball player before Michael Jackson

Stig
07-08-2009, 08:53 AM
Billy Preston wasn't ever invited to join the fucking Beatles, Opie. He played on a few songs on Let It Be.

Pearce
07-08-2009, 09:00 AM
please don't go to 10:30 with all Michael Jackson material

CousinDave
07-08-2009, 09:04 AM
please don't go to 10:30 with all Michael Jackson material


Don't worry, they'll probably go right to 11:00 with Michael Jackson today, but them some will have to be cut out of the replay for time reasons

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 09:05 AM
morning faggots!

Dre
07-08-2009, 09:12 AM
Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Michael Jackson's Ghost: "Visiting children all over the world!!!"

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:12 AM
morning faggots!

Hi, big dick daddy.

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:13 AM
Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Michael Jackson's Ghost: "Visiting children all over the world!!!"

Love him or hate him, he touched a lot of young lives.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 09:17 AM
"I see ped people.........."

Dre
07-08-2009, 09:20 AM
Love him or hate him, he touched a lot of young lives.

Some a little more than other, and a little deeper, and a littler harder...

Yepper
07-08-2009, 09:23 AM
Man I was hoping this MJ talk would go the fuck away after the funeral. Maybe tomorrow?

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:30 AM
Some a little more than other, and a little deeper, and a littler harder...

Thanks for sucking the subtlety of that joke until it shot a load all over your face. :action-sm

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:36 AM
Joe Jackson - a man with 9 children, a dream, and a belt.

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Yes, gary sucks the cock.
it's the bright spot of my lovely state.

mascan42
07-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Wait . . . did Ant just say that MJ had a hyperbolic chamber?

Dre
07-08-2009, 09:38 AM
Thanks for sucking the subtlety of that joke until it shot a load all over your face. :action-sm

That's what I'm here for!

English Gent
07-08-2009, 09:39 AM
Three *******!

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 09:39 AM
ahahahahaha,.....so in trouble.

Hog's Big Ben
07-08-2009, 09:40 AM
Well, now we know why they'll be on Breitbart.tv tomorrow. :D

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 09:40 AM
otto is going to get everyone fired.

Dre
07-08-2009, 09:40 AM
I'm a little worried now.

Ebola
07-08-2009, 09:43 AM
Don't worry, they'll probably go right to 11:00 with Michael Jackson today, but them some will have to be cut out of the replay for time reasons

Yeah, I know of something that is going to get cut from the replay.

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 09:43 AM
I'm a little worried now.

pish posh.

The puppet made a ****** joke and then Otto said Darkies.


it's not like anyone from outside of the show has ever gotten anyone on the show in trouble.
:action-sm :rolleyes:

Chester'sLiver
07-08-2009, 09:43 AM
Oscar Meyer died in an old age home trying to remember what his Bologna's first name is..

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:44 AM
Otto LOTD: "I haven't seen so many black people crying since KFC canceled the dollar menu!"

Hog's Big Ben
07-08-2009, 09:45 AM
Did Nick DiPaolo ever show up yesterday? They were teasing him when I was listening live, then the replay went right into Richard Cheese.

Dre
07-08-2009, 09:46 AM
Oscar Meyer died in an old age home trying to remember what his Bologna's first name is..

Read by the Opster!

Otto LOTD: "I haven't seen so many black people crying since KFC canceled the dollar menu!"

:haha7:

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-08-2009, 09:46 AM
Anthony needs a tissue but it's just because he's watching Blue Lagoon instead of Brooke Shields speaking

SuperGolfer
07-08-2009, 09:47 AM
alta kocker!

English Gent
07-08-2009, 09:49 AM
Believe it or not, David Gest is (a) fucking hilarious in interviews; and (b) surprisingly, not gay.

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:50 AM
Oscar Meyer died in an old age home trying to remember what his Bologna's first name is..

According to the family's wishes, Mister Mayer will be ground up, stuffed into a pig's intestine, and twisted into delicious links.

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:54 AM
Believe it or not, David Gest is (a) fucking hilarious in interviews; and (b) surprisingly, not gay.

If he's not gay, he's the funniest motherfucker who ever lived. He REALLY commits to the joke.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 09:56 AM
If he's not gay, he's the funniest motherfucker who ever lived. He REALLY commits to the joke.

He looks fucking atrocious, and looks like the gayest motherfucker who's ever lived, but he's surprisingly not camp.

Stig
07-08-2009, 09:59 AM
He looks fucking atrocious, and looks like the gayest motherfucker who's ever lived, but he's surprisingly not camp.

In another time, he would be.
http://www.everydaykrakow.com/var/ek/storage/images/media/images/descriptive-photos/auschwitz-birkenau-the-gate/8914-1-eng-GB/Auschwitz-Birkenau-The-Gate_zoom.jpg

English Gent
07-08-2009, 10:01 AM
In another time, he would be.
http://www.everydaykrakow.com/var/ek/storage/images/media/images/descriptive-photos/auschwitz-birkenau-the-gate/8914-1-eng-GB/Auschwitz-Birkenau-The-Gate_zoom.jpg

Nice ironworking there.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:02 AM
Nice ironworking there.

Most of the cost was materials. The labor was practically free.








Well, ok - Not free as in "they could leave..."

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:03 AM
Why am I awake right now...

samurai
07-08-2009, 10:03 AM
According to the family's wishes, Mister Mayer will be ground up, stuffed into a pig's intestine, and twisted into delicious links.

Family members were quoted as saying, "this is how he wanted to be remembered". One unnamed nephew stated that Uncle Oscar was "chewy", full of gristle and generally tastless".

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:03 AM
Why am I awake right now...

Job search, maybe?

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:04 AM
Family members were quoted as saying, "this is how he wanted to be remembered". One unnamed nephew stated that Uncle Oscar was "chewy", full of gristle and generally tastless".

They didn't use the good parts. Mostly the lips, ears, asshole, and various organs.

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:04 AM
Nice ironworking there.

Good gas and fire working too.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:06 AM
Job search, maybe?

That one hit below the belt sir

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:06 AM
That one hit below the belt sir

Hot.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:07 AM
Hot.

Douche.

edit: damnit.. just set myself up with that one... IT'S STILL EARLY.

samurai
07-08-2009, 10:09 AM
On Seinfeld, Mel Torme sang "Smile" to Kramer when he thought he was a retard.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4SA2peIqZmQ/RbZISxgEgGI/AAAAAAAAAFE/RUn4nDC5Evc/s200/kramer+and+mel+torme.jpg

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:11 AM
Speaking of Nat King Cole:

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=210274&title=nat-king-cole-christmas

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:12 AM
I actually like this song

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:14 AM
Douche.

edit: damnit.. just set myself up with that one... IT'S STILL EARLY.

:action-sm

samurai
07-08-2009, 10:16 AM
Douche.

edit: damnit.. just set myself up with that one... IT'S STILL EARLY.

It's still hot.

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:21 AM
Worst Story Ever Alert!

LOTD! Hahahhahaha.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:22 AM
Wow. Diddy getting in on a tribute song. Surprise, surprise.

I wonder if he's just going "Uh huh....yeeeeeaaahhhhh" over a scratchy Jackson 5 record.

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:25 AM
Wow. Diddy getting in on a tribute song. Surprise, surprise.

I wonder if he's just going "Uh huh....yeeeeeaaahhhhh" over a scratchy Jackson 5 record.

Uhhhhh shiiiiiittt! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG!

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/i/bcst/yp/cnbc2/4669/70717193.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:26 AM
He's coming to Hampton Beach?? I might just catch that..

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:26 AM
Uhhhhh shiiiiiittt! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG! DIDDY BLOG!

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/i/bcst/yp/cnbc2/4669/70717193.jpg

Yup. I guess I'm a "Hay-Uh."

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:32 AM
He's coming to Hampton Beach?? I might just catch that..

I've seen Valby. Once was enough. It was kind of fun, but I don't think I'd want to get drunk enough to think he's funny and drive home again.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:36 AM
"Rev al is a racist" is currently today's #1 Google trend.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:37 AM
I've seen Valby. Once was enough. It was kind of fun, but I don't think I'd want to get drunk enough to think he's funny and drive home again.

I was more referring to Otto.. if Valby sucks, I'll just go walk along the beach or something.. play some arcades...

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Good morning, world.
I have arrived.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:40 AM
I was more referring to Otto.. if Valby sucks, I'll just go walk along the beach or something.. play some arcades...

Every Valby Song:
"Ay, ay, yay yayyyyyyy.... dirty word, dirty word body part!"

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Good morning, world.
I have arrived.

Morning sir, how goes it?

IMan
07-08-2009, 10:41 AM
My father said to me "If you cant be a star...name a star after someone"

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:41 AM
Good morning, world.
I have arrived.

Oh, great. :icon_neut

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:42 AM
I wonder what it's like to have all of the worst, most dangerous streets in the country named after your dad.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-08-2009, 10:44 AM
Wellllll.....


I think clearly if the earth paused we'd all fly off because there would be no gravity.



lol

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:44 AM
Morning sir, how goes it?
It goes very well, actually. Going to be a great morning until Stig gets too snarky for me to handle.
My father said to me "If you cant be a star...name a star after someone"
Have you considered the International Star Registry, sir?
Oh, great. :icon_neut
And there goes my fucking morning.
You're all cunts and I hate you all.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:44 AM
I wonder what it's like to have all of the worst, most dangerous streets in the country named after your dad.

I'd be honored...and never ever ever set foot on one of his Boulevards


I bet it gets thugged out by measure 8

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:45 AM
For fuck's sake, ENOUGH about Michael Jackson!!!

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:46 AM
http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/wdextra/images/ricola.jpg


it's hip-hop-ish....when they pump in the bass

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:46 AM
Every Valby Song:
"Ay, ay, yay yayyyyyyy.... dirty word, dirty word body part!"

So basically Stephen Lynch?

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:47 AM
Wellllll.....


I think clearly if the earth paused we'd all fly off because there would be no gravity.



lol

Too bad that's not true. Gravity is caused by the Earth's mass, not it's rotation.
Now if it stopped suddenly, it would be like slamming on the brakes X 1,000,000.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:48 AM
So basically Stephen Lynch?

No. Lynch uses different melodies for his songs. Valby has about three.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:48 AM
We all Michael Jackson. Someone give me a child to molest!

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:49 AM
Ugh this is such self-serving BULLSHIT. Nobody gave a shit about him when he was alive.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:49 AM
I'd be honored...and never ever ever set foot on one of his Boulevards


I bet it gets thugged out by Section 8
Fixed
Too bad that's not true. Gravity is caused by the Earth's mass, not it's rotation.
Now if it stopped suddenly, it would be like slamming on the brakes X 1,000,000.

Also not entirely true. The rotational velocity of the earth also plays a part in the phenomena that we know as gravity, even though 'gravity' itself is due likely to a certain sub-partical attraction in neutrons.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:50 AM
Ugh this is such self-serving BULLSHIT. Nobody gave a shit about him when he was alive.

I did.








OK, I didn't.

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:50 AM
THEY all Michael Jackson:

http://www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/cac/registry.htm

ceeps04
07-08-2009, 10:51 AM
Ron Artest is the definition of "a dummy."

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:51 AM
Also not entirely true. The rotational velocity of the earth also plays a part in the phenomena that we know as gravity, even though 'gravity' itself is due likely to a certain sub-partical attraction in neutrons.

Dude.. waaayyy too early for this shit.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:52 AM
Dude.. waaayyy too early for this shit.

You're not fucking kidding. I've managed to brew my coffee, but haven't actually taken it into my mouth yet.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:52 AM
I'm cringing listening to this awful shit.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:52 AM
Ron Artest is the definition of "a dummy."

I dare you to say that to his face.
Even six rows of fans couldn't protect you.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:52 AM
hahahahahaha


the first thing that popped into my head during the chorus was that scene from Police Academy 4 when Hightower was pretending to be a voodoo priest & resurrected Tackleberry

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:52 AM
You're not fucking kidding. I've managed to brew my coffee, but haven't actually taken it into my mouth yet.

This seems too easy. A trap?

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:53 AM
You're not fucking kidding. I've managed to brew my coffee, but haven't actually taken it into my mouth yet.

I don't think you need it :)

IMan
07-08-2009, 10:53 AM
Larry King: Michael Michael Michael...come on Michael Michael come on come on

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:53 AM
Caution. Nerd content:
Earth is rotating at a speed of about 1100 miles per hour. If our planet suddenly stopped rotating, the atmosphere would still be in motion at that speed. The atmosphere would be moving so fast it would literally sweep the land masses clear of anything not anchored to bedrock, this would mean rocks, soil, trees, buildings, people and animals. All would be swept up into the atmosphere.

If the Earth's rotation slowed down gradually over millions of years, and this is the most likely scenario, it would be a very different story. If the Earth slowed down to one rotation every year, called synchronous rotation, every area on Earth would be in either sunlight or darkness for one year. This would be similar to what the Moon goes through where for two weeks the front side of the Moon is illuminated by the Sun followed by the front side being in darkness for two weeks.

But what if the Earth stopped rotating completely? In that case, one half the Earth would be in daylight for half the year while the other side would be in darkness. The second half of the year it would be reversed. Temperature variations would be far more extreme then they are now. The temperature gradient would affect the wind circulation also. Air would move from the equator to the poles rather then in wind systems parallel to the equator as they are now.

Even stranger would be the change in the Sun's position in the sky. In the above scenario, Sun would just have a seasonal motion up and down the sky towards the south due to the orbit of the Earth and its axial tilt. You would see the elevation of the Sun increase or decrease in the sky just as we now see the elevation of the Sun change from a single point on the Earth due to the Earth's daily rotation.

As an example, say we live at 30 degrees North latitude. In the Summer, at a longitude where the Sun was exactly overhead, it would slide gradually to the horizon as Fall approached, but since the Sun has moved 90 degrees in its orbit, it would now be due west. As Winter approached, you would now be located on the dark side of the Earth. You would have to move to a longitude 180 degrees around the Earth to see the Sun 1/2 way up the sky because in the Winter, the Sun is 50 degrees south of its summer location in the sky.

There would be other effects of the Earth's rotation slowing also. The magnetic field of the Earth is generated by a dynamo effect that involves its rotation. If the Earth stopped rotating, the magnetic field would no longer be regenerated and it would decay away to some low, residual value due to the very small component which is 'fossilized' in its iron-rich rocks. There would be no more 'northern lights' and the Van Allen radiation belts would probably vanish, as would our protection from cosmic rays and other high-energy particles. Losing this protection would cause serious health issues.

Chester'sLiver
07-08-2009, 10:54 AM
Why didn't he just rework Hulkster in heaven?...Molester in Heaven.

Stig
07-08-2009, 10:55 AM
You're not fucking kidding. I've managed to get my boyfriend's cock hard, but haven't actually taken it into my mouth yet.

Too easy? Check.
Did it anyway? Check.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:55 AM
Was he just calling Michael a Jew? "whaa"

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 10:55 AM
hahahahahaha


the first thing that popped into my head during the chorus was that scene from Police Academy 4 when Hightower was pretending to be a voodoo priest & resurrected Tackleberry

You actually watched that high up? I didn't get past 2.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:55 AM
This seems too easy. A trap?

Was looking for traps online last night.
Go ahead, Dre, get into my targets today. Make the joke. Take Stig's place for once and see how you love it.

I'll love you longtime. *cracks knuckles*

Dre
07-08-2009, 10:56 AM
Caution. Nerd content:
Earth is rotating at a speed of about 1100 miles per hour. If our planet suddenly stopped rotating, the atmosphere would still be in motion at that speed. The atmosphere would be moving so fast it would literally sweep the land masses clear of anything not anchored to bedrock, this would mean rocks, soil, trees, buildings, people and animals. All would be swept up into the atmosphere.

If the Earth's rotation slowed down gradually over millions of years, and this is the most likely scenario, it would be a very different story. If the Earth slowed down to one rotation every year, called synchronous rotation, every area on Earth would be in either sunlight or darkness for one year. This would be similar to what the Moon goes through where for two weeks the front side of the Moon is illuminated by the Sun followed by the front side being in darkness for two weeks.

But what if the Earth stopped rotating completely? In that case, one half the Earth would be in daylight for half the year while the other side would be in darkness. The second half of the year it would be reversed. Temperature variations would be far more extreme then they are now. The temperature gradient would affect the wind circulation also. Air would move from the equator to the poles rather then in wind systems parallel to the equator as they are now.

Even stranger would be the change in the Sun's position in the sky. In the above scenario, Sun would just have a seasonal motion up and down the sky towards the south due to the orbit of the Earth and its axial tilt. You would see the elevation of the Sun increase or decrease in the sky just as we now see the elevation of the Sun change from a single point on the Earth due to the Earth's daily rotation.

As an example, say we live at 30 degrees North latitude. In the Summer, at a longitude where the Sun was exactly overhead, it would slide gradually to the horizon as Fall approached, but since the Sun has moved 90 degrees in its orbit, it would now be due west. As Winter approached, you would now be located on the dark side of the Earth. You would have to move to a longitude 180 degrees around the Earth to see the Sun 1/2 way up the sky because in the Winter, the Sun is 50 degrees south of its summer location in the sky.

There would be other effects of the Earth's rotation slowing also. The magnetic field of the Earth is generated by a dynamo effect that involves its rotation. If the Earth stopped rotating, the magnetic field would no longer be regenerated and it would decay away to some low, residual value due to the very small component which is 'fossilized' in its iron-rich rocks. There would be no more 'northern lights' and the Van Allen radiation belts would probably vanish, as would our protection from cosmic rays and other high-energy particles. Losing this protection would cause serious health issues.

"No, I'm pretty sure we'll be under water"

http://citymama.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/30/al_gore.jpg

ceeps04
07-08-2009, 10:56 AM
I dare you to say that to his face.
Even six rows of fans couldn't protect you.

Hahahaha

That reminded me. When he went into the stands he meant to go after the fat guy who threw the beer at him and started pounded on the dork standing next to the fat guy instead. That was great.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 10:57 AM
You actually watched that high up? I didn't get past 2.

4 ruled! The 5th one wasn't very good and the 6th one was true garbage. Basically I only watched them growing up hoping to see Lt. Callahan's tits

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/leslie_easterbook_gun_loving_holy_taco.jpg

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:58 AM
Caution. Nerd content:
Earth is rotating at a speed of about 1100 miles per hour. If our planet suddenly stopped rotating, the atmosphere would still be in motion at that speed. The atmosphere would be moving so fast it would literally sweep the land masses clear of anything not anchored to bedrock, this would mean rocks, soil, trees, buildings, people and animals. All would be swept up into the atmosphere.

If the Earth's rotation slowed down gradually over millions of years, and this is the most likely scenario, it would be a very different story. If the Earth slowed down to one rotation every year, called synchronous rotation, every area on Earth would be in either sunlight or darkness for one year. This would be similar to what the Moon goes through where for two weeks the front side of the Moon is illuminated by the Sun followed by the front side being in darkness for two weeks.

But what if the Earth stopped rotating completely? In that case, one half the Earth would be in daylight for half the year while the other side would be in darkness. The second half of the year it would be reversed. Temperature variations would be far more extreme then they are now. The temperature gradient would affect the wind circulation also. Air would move from the equator to the poles rather then in wind systems parallel to the equator as they are now.

Even stranger would be the change in the Sun's position in the sky. In the above scenario, Sun would just have a seasonal motion up and down the sky towards the south due to the orbit of the Earth and its axial tilt. You would see the elevation of the Sun increase or decrease in the sky just as we now see the elevation of the Sun change from a single point on the Earth due to the Earth's daily rotation.

As an example, say we live at 30 degrees North latitude. In the Summer, at a longitude where the Sun was exactly overhead, it would slide gradually to the horizon as Fall approached, but since the Sun has moved 90 degrees in its orbit, it would now be due west. As Winter approached, you would now be located on the dark side of the Earth. You would have to move to a longitude 180 degrees around the Earth to see the Sun 1/2 way up the sky because in the Winter, the Sun is 50 degrees south of its summer location in the sky.

There would be other effects of the Earth's rotation slowing also. The magnetic field of the Earth is generated by a dynamo effect that involves its rotation. If the Earth stopped rotating, the magnetic field would no longer be regenerated and it would decay away to some low, residual value due to the very small component which is 'fossilized' in its iron-rich rocks. There would be no more 'northern lights' and the Van Allen radiation belts would probably vanish, as would our protection from cosmic rays and other high-energy particles. Losing this protection would cause serious health issues.
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg
Too easy? Check.
Did it anyway? Check.
The only fruit you can actually reach? Check.
You actually watched that high up? I didn't get past 2.

I think the only one I've missed is the direct to VHS "Mission to Moscow" but it's going on my list of things to do.

English Gent
07-08-2009, 10:58 AM
Was he just calling Michael a Jew? "whaa"

No, he said 'Chew'.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-08-2009, 10:58 AM
Too bad that's not true. Gravity is caused by the Earth's mass, not it's rotation.
Now if it stopped suddenly, it would be like slamming on the brakes X 1,000,000.
Wait...are you doesn't get the bit guy?

Or am I not remembering more of the argument....?

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 10:59 AM
4 ruled! The 5th one wasn't very good and the 6th one was true garbage. Basically I only watched them growing up hoping to see Lt. Callahan's tits

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/leslie_easterbook_gun_loving_holy_taco.jpg

White T-shirt in the water, no nips?
I feel jewed.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:00 AM
Was looking for traps online last night.

Well you've found one:

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/bear/1/have-a-seat-chris-hanson.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:00 AM
Basically I only watched them growing up hoping to see Lt. Callahan's tits

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/leslie_easterbook_gun_loving_holy_taco.jpg

Hot, still, to this day.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:00 AM
hahahahahaha


the first thing that popped into my head during the chorus was that scene from Police Academy 4 when Hightower was pretending to be a voodoo priest & resurrected TackleberryYou actually watched that high up? I didn't get past 2.

Here's the scene...when I was growing up I would change it in my mind so he was saying "Nigga nigga nigga niiiiiga"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmA9exNYGSk


skip to 3 minutes

IMan
07-08-2009, 11:01 AM
Say you love a song just so you can plug a badly named club...nice

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:01 AM
Wait...are you doesn't get the bit guy?

Or am I not remembering more of the argument....?

He's an old toothless fuck with liverspots barely hidden under a combover. He wakes up, slaps numb hands against the keyboard, and goes right back to dreaming about a better time, before they let the negroes out of Hoovervilles. Don't question him, just nod, smile, and collect the reward once you've smothered him with a pillow.

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:02 AM
morning baggers


I am inconsolable

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:02 AM
Here's the scene...when I was growing up I would change it in my mind so he was saying "Nigga nigga nigga niiiiiga"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmA9exNYGSk


skip to 3 minutes

That's what I hear every time a black person speaks.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:02 AM
morning baggers


I am inconsolable

That means he's a PC Gamer.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-08-2009, 11:03 AM
Caution. Nerd content:
Earth is rotating at a speed of about 1100 miles per hour. If our planet suddenly stopped rotating, the atmosphere would still be in motion at that speed. The atmosphere would be moving so fast it would literally sweep the land masses clear of anything not anchored to bedrock, this would mean rocks, soil, trees, buildings, people and animals. All would be swept up into the atmosphere.

If the Earth's rotation slowed down gradually over millions of years, and this is the most likely scenario, it would be a very different story. If the Earth slowed down to one rotation every year, called synchronous rotation, every area on Earth would be in either sunlight or darkness for one year. This would be similar to what the Moon goes through where for two weeks the front side of the Moon is illuminated by the Sun followed by the front side being in darkness for two weeks.

But what if the Earth stopped rotating completely? In that case, one half the Earth would be in daylight for half the year while the other side would be in darkness. The second half of the year it would be reversed. Temperature variations would be far more extreme then they are now. The temperature gradient would affect the wind circulation also. Air would move from the equator to the poles rather then in wind systems parallel to the equator as they are now.

Even stranger would be the change in the Sun's position in the sky. In the above scenario, Sun would just have a seasonal motion up and down the sky towards the south due to the orbit of the Earth and its axial tilt. You would see the elevation of the Sun increase or decrease in the sky just as we now see the elevation of the Sun change from a single point on the Earth due to the Earth's daily rotation.

As an example, say we live at 30 degrees North latitude. In the Summer, at a longitude where the Sun was exactly overhead, it would slide gradually to the horizon as Fall approached, but since the Sun has moved 90 degrees in its orbit, it would now be due west. As Winter approached, you would now be located on the dark side of the Earth. You would have to move to a longitude 180 degrees around the Earth to see the Sun 1/2 way up the sky because in the Winter, the Sun is 50 degrees south of its summer location in the sky.

There would be other effects of the Earth's rotation slowing also. The magnetic field of the Earth is generated by a dynamo effect that involves its rotation. If the Earth stopped rotating, the magnetic field would no longer be regenerated and it would decay away to some low, residual value due to the very small component which is 'fossilized' in its iron-rich rocks. There would be no more 'northern lights' and the Van Allen radiation belts would probably vanish, as would our protection from cosmic rays and other high-energy particles. Losing this protection would cause serious health issues.
Oh noes....I think you're "doesn't get the bit guy" guy....


Dude I'm (as well as 99% of the dorks on this board) are well aware that gravity is a factor of mass and not rotation. Mind you that an artificial sense of gravity can be created by centrifugal force...but that's a whole different subject.


I was referencing an argument between Jimmy and Anthony a few years ago in which Jimmy argued for like hours that gravity was cause by the spinning of the planet, and lols were had by all that are more informed.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:04 AM
I think the only one I've missed is the direct to VHS "Mission to Moscow" but it's going on my list of things to do.

Well you have plenty of time to do it.

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:04 AM
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

The only fruit you can actually reach? Check.


I think the only one I've missed is the direct to VHS "Mission to Moscow" but it's going on my list of things to do.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:04 AM
Have the listeners submit their own Michael Jackson tribute songs? That sounds like asking for a brand new Most Offensive Song Contest...

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:06 AM
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg

Oh boy:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:06 AM
I think the only one I've missed is the direct to VHS "Mission to Moscow" but it's going on my list of things to do.Well you have plenty of time to do it.


http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/I_like_that_ZING.gif

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:07 AM
Have the listeners submit their own Michael Jackson tribute songs? That sounds like asking for a brand new Most Offensive Song Contest...

What's it gonna be, man? Today or tomorrow that you cross into the illustrious '50K' club with Stig?

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 11:07 AM
Ah big aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:07 AM
prediction
Bobo and Big A read the news in 5...4..


speaking of which, I saw Twitchels open up for Bob Levy and Gino Bisconte Monday.
He was actually pretty funny. I was shocked.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:08 AM
Hahah...if I was Big A, I'd have just said, "Yeah, pretty much..." to when Opie said that since R&F were on vacation he'd deign to visit them

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:08 AM
Oh boy:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg

I'm advising against hotlinking to his photobucket account. He WILL pwn you for a loff.
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:08 AM
What's it gonna be, man? Today or tomorrow that you cross into the illustrious '50K' club with Stig?

300+ posts? Maybe by the end of the week...I've been lazy on the board lately.

samurai
07-08-2009, 11:08 AM
If you look squintingly through the myriad o' Reisers, are you able to make out any talent? Or do you just see sailboats.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:09 AM
I'm advising against hotlinking to his photobucket account. He WILL pwn you for a loff.
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

WHAT!!?!?!

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:11 AM
Here's the scene...when I was growing up I would change it in my mind so he was saying "Nigga nigga nigga niiiiiga"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmA9exNYGSk

skip to 3 minutes

Ok I did see that.. mercifully, my mind had blocked it...

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:12 AM
300+ posts? Maybe by the end of the week...I've been lazy on the board lately.
So it's just my bad luck that you're flapping your shitty posts every time I'm here?
If you look squintingly through the myriad o' Reisers, are you able to make out any talent? Or do you just see sailboats.

samurai is like Diet Zoal.

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 11:14 AM
This is funny because he will freeze up when he gets to the "Don't Stop" part

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:14 AM
I know JD will get a kick out of this pic

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/08/article-1198130-05A19BEE000005DC-980_306x700.jpg

Awful Me
07-08-2009, 11:14 AM
WTF? He STOP right every time.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:16 AM
I know JD will get a kick out of this pic

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/08/article-1198130-05A19BEE000005DC-980_306x700.jpg
He's clearly the only one who can appreciate such a thing.
WTF? He STOP right every time.

Oh man, there goes the bit.

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:16 AM
I love Fark

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1214054144749.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:17 AM
Am I really listening to this shit.

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 11:17 AM
Big A bit jump the shark years ago.

samurai
07-08-2009, 11:18 AM
samurai is like Diet Zoal.

All the uselessness, half the fat.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:19 AM
Was this another one of Opie's brilliant bit ideas?

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:19 AM
http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/I_like_that_ZING.gif

Is that "PotKettleBlack Man?"

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:19 AM
Big A bit jump the shark years ago.

He's basically got the workings for a sentence here, I see potential, but it really just falls to shambles under scrutiny.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:20 AM
Big A bit jump the shark years ago.

There's a fat joke in there somewhere..

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:20 AM
Big A bit jump the shark years ago.

No. It Jjjjjjjjumped th th th th th the sh sh sh sh shhhhhhhhark.

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:20 AM
from Abbott and Costello to George Carlin....

what, only dead white comics?
what range

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 11:20 AM
Was this another one of Opie's brilliant bit ideas?

Nah

Opie is too busy thinking of ways to end the show asap.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:21 AM
Is that "PotKettleBlack Man?"

Don't you have a bridge to jump off somewhere?

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 11:21 AM
Good for Otto, that would be pretty cool.

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Don't you have a bridge to jump off somewhere?

If I jumped off a bridge, everyone else would do it. It's a tremendous responsibility.

TimHorton
07-08-2009, 11:23 AM
pish posh.

The puppet made a ****** joke and then Otto said Darkies.


it's not like anyone from outside of the show has ever gotten anyone on the show in trouble.
:action-sm :rolleyes:

Otto totaly killed for 1 minute and they put him back in the case..fuck

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 11:23 AM
Ant got a new toy! Keep spending that cash and then complain about the taxes...

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:24 AM
Ooooohh....new car for Ant!

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:24 AM
Is that "PotKettleBlack Man?"

No, that's...

Wait for it...
Wait for it...
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg
Just kidding!!
The real joke is...
Wait for it...
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg
Okay, seriously this time.
WAIT FOR IT!!!!
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:24 AM
Nah

Opie is too busy thinking of ways to end the show asap.

What do you mean? They're work horses for Sirius/XM!!!

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 11:26 AM
The Shelby Cobra is kind of just meant to go fast but straight, not good handling.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:26 AM
YES! I was hoping the guys would pick up on this Jon Lajoie song. So true.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:27 AM
What is this? Sounds like Bloodhound Gang got bored

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:27 AM
YES! I was hoping the guys would pick up on this Jon Lajoie song. So true.

ahhh, Jon Lajoie....that's the "Everyday Ordinary White Guy" guy, right?

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:28 AM
ahhh, Jon Lajoie....that's the "Everyday Ordinary White Guy" guy, right?

Yes.

He also made the two classics:

qqXi8WmQ_WM jvjDr8KKtsE

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:28 AM
Sounds like yet another unfunny band.

crippledalbino
07-08-2009, 11:28 AM
Well, and that does it for me folks.
Have a good rest of your day.

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:32 AM
No, that's...

Wait for it...
Wait for it...
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg
Just kidding!!
The real joke is...
Wait for it...
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg
Okay, seriously this time.
WAIT FOR IT!!!!
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg


Wow. You REALLY have nothing but time, don't you?

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:33 AM
Well, and that does it for me folks.
Have a good rest of your day.

Sure. Go play with your new toy.

samurai
07-08-2009, 11:34 AM
Well, and that does it for me folks.
Have a good rest of your day.
Easy for you to say. You come in like an F5, create huge swaths o' destruction, and leave. Who's going to clean this mess up? Who? WHO?

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 11:34 AM
What do you mean? They're work horses for Sirius/XM!!!

Compared to the work-load Howard pulls. Well, yea I guess Opie is correct in saying that they are work horses.

But does a work horse complain about taking days off or start squirming to leave at 10 AM everyday?

Ant as more passion for his solo radio show than Opie currently has for the O&A show.


They could be #1 and beat Howard if they just put in the effort. But a part of Opie died when the FM gig ended.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:34 AM
Yes.

He also made the two classics:

qqXi8WmQ_WM jvjDr8KKtsE

Well that's too bad.. I'm a bit of a fan.. but right now anyone that jumps on the Michael Jackson being dead bit sucks ass. It's just hack.

Wilmington WOW
07-08-2009, 11:35 AM
edit:

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:37 AM
Easy for you to say. You come in like an F5, create huge swaths o' destruction, and leave. Who's going to clean this mess up? Who? WHO?

F5? I wouldn't call Crip "Refreshing."









Function key joke. Car crash.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:38 AM
Sure. Go play with your new toy.

This one?

http://toyfantasys.com/images/products/detail/GiantCockwithBalls16InchBlackDildobyDocJohnson.jpg

Or this one?

GET READY!http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:40 AM
F5? I wouldn't call Crip "Refreshing."
Function key joke. Car crash.

I was going to go with that. But I refrained. You're a brave soul.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:40 AM
Well that's too bad.. I'm a bit of a fan.. but right now anyone that jumps on the Michael Jackson being dead bit sucks ass. It's just hack.

Not really man. I mean if you're trying to be a comedian or do a radio show right now, what the Hell are you supposed to do? Ignore it because people think it's hack? "Ya so, how bout' that Iran situation!" Sure, it's hack to discuss it like it's serious and pretend you care, but shitting on the guy and the phonies that pretend they care about him, (like Lajoie did and O&A are doing), isn't hack and is funny in my opinion.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:41 AM
Any of you Massholes near Stoneham?

Male choc. Labrador. Last seen yesterday in area of 99 Restaurant. "Buddy"
please help/notify me or animal control or a veterinarian/animal control.

Thanks,
Dave

samurai
07-08-2009, 11:43 AM
F5? I wouldn't call Crip "Refreshing."









Function key joke. Car crash.

A-Booo!

If you had mentioned the fact that Fujita's first name was Ted, you could have saved it.

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:45 AM
I was going to go with that. But I refrained. You're a brave soul.

I'm a limb-goer-outer.

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:46 AM
F5? I wouldn't call Crip "Refreshing."
Function key joke. Car crash.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc249/demosethell/Frases/not-funny.jpg

KNUCKLEUP
07-08-2009, 11:48 AM
hi.

KNUCKLEUP
07-08-2009, 11:48 AM
stop saying monkey!

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:49 AM
Not really man. I mean if you're trying to be a comedian or do a radio show right now, what the Hell are you supposed to do? Ignore it because people think it's hack? "Ya so, how bout' that Iran situation!" Sure, it's hack to discuss it like it's serious and pretend you care, but shitting on the guy and the phonies that pretend they care about him, (like Lajoie did and O&A are doing), isn't hack and is funny in my opinion.

I see your point. But everyone is making the same fucking lame ass pedophile, white woman, etc etc etc etc jokes. How many different versions of the same fucking jokes can people make. ENOUGH already! I just see it as people trying to attach themselves to his death for personal gain. A bunch of Rev Al's.

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:49 AM
hi.

hi

Dre
07-08-2009, 11:49 AM
stop saying monkey!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STLIlHxffdI/AAAAAAAAAI8/A-dGeP46vOc/s400/barack+surprised.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 11:52 AM
stop saying monkey!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gDuM6qdsj00/STLIlHxffdI/AAAAAAAAAI8/A-dGeP46vOc/s400/barack+surprised.jpg

hahahahahahha

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:53 AM
Any of you Massholes near Stoneham?

Well that sucks :(

I'm up towards the New Hampshire border..

KNUCKLEUP
07-08-2009, 11:57 AM
NOW DOT SERVICE MAGIC DOT COM!






(that's now dot service magic dot com)

Stig
07-08-2009, 11:57 AM
Well that sucks :(

I'm up towards the New Hampshire border..

Not quite in the good state, then.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 11:59 AM
Not quite in the good state, then.

But close enough where liquor stores are open on Sundays...

Dre
07-08-2009, 12:01 PM
NOW DOT SERVICE MAGIC DOT COM!






(that's now dot service magic dot com)




https://salsa.democracyinaction.org/o/476/images/now%281%29.jpghttp://www.photoshopbuddy.net/images/mickey_01.jpghttp://www.servicemagic.com/images/logos/sm_logo_227x38.gifhttp://www.devedeve.com/wp-includes/images/dotcom.jpg

Stig
07-08-2009, 12:07 PM
But close enough where liquor stores are open on Sundays...

And they're cheaper.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 12:14 PM
Well that sucks :(

I'm up towards the New Hampshire border..I've got family in Andover & Haverhill

Not quite in the good state, then.But close enough where liquor stores are open on Sundays...And they're cheaper.


I have managed to see my pops spend well over $1,000 at the State Liquor store off of the highway

Stig
07-08-2009, 12:17 PM
I've got family in Andover & Haverhill



I have managed to see my pops spend well over $1,000 at the State Liquor store off of the highway

Do ya like the way we put those there? :icon_lol:

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 12:24 PM
I've got family in Andover & Haverhill



I have managed to see my pops spend well over $1,000 at the State Liquor store off of the highway

I was raised in Haverhill...

and the state liquor stores in New Hampshire are ridiculous with their prices..

Neither of which have anything to do with the other.. just sayin'

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:03 PM
Afternoon Baggers. :action-sm

In for the replay!

IMan
07-08-2009, 04:04 PM
i heart burnt Bob Kelly

nataskaos
07-08-2009, 04:04 PM
REPLAY!

faggots.

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:05 PM
i heart burnt Bob Kelly

So take a Rolaids.

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:08 PM
i heart burnt Jews

Ouch man, that's a bit over the line. We like to have fun here but when it comes to that....

REPLAY!

faggots.

Hello sir.

So take a Rolaids.

Hey Stig, how are ya?

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:10 PM
i heart burnt Bob Kelly

So take a Rolaids.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/expression.jpg


that was so bad it doesn't even get a boo

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:16 PM
I can't really get a feel for his daughter's little piece she said yesterday. It seemed genuine, but knowing that family and the media, it could have been played up for the TV.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:22 PM
She's going to be hot. That's pretty much all I got about it


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00586/jackson-185_586001a.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:25 PM
I've always loved Mariah Carey's tits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEbcFm4EsyU


gotta give her this though, she apologized for how shitty she sounded (http://www.mtv.ca/news/article.jhtml?id=18145)

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:26 PM
Hey Stig, how are ya?

Eh. You know. Same old shit. Trying to entertain the masses, and geting shit on by:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/expression.jpg


that was so bad it doesn't even get a boo

The jealous bastard who wants to join the 50K Club.

:icon_cool

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:27 PM
She's going to be hot. That's pretty much all I got about it


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00586/jackson-185_586001a.jpg

Of course. She has absolutely no Jackson family DNA in her.

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 04:28 PM
She's going to be hot. That's pretty much all I got about it


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00586/jackson-185_586001a.jpg

Hidey face or the one who might look like Hayden Planetarium.

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:28 PM
She's going to be hot. That's pretty much all I got about it


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00586/jackson-185_586001a.jpg

No homo, but Michael Jackson's son is looking good as well:

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/blanket-wool.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:31 PM
Hidey face or the one who might look like Hayden Planetarium.

the one with the vagina is on the left

the fuckable one? Well...I'll let you be the one to decide who that is/will be

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 04:32 PM
Ant is just an asshole.

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:35 PM
the fuckable one? Well...I'll let you be the one to decide who that is/will be

Michael never could decide that either. :action-sm

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 04:35 PM
No homo, but Michael Jackson's son is looking good as well:

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/blanket-wool.jpg

Johnny Fleece is gonna be huge I tell you!

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:37 PM
I agree 100% with Opie right there...I think Ant just has issues with people being human & showing emotion :haha7:

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Ant is just an asshole.

Hey Ant. :action-sm

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 04:40 PM
Hey Guys....Stop...Calling...Him....Reverend.

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Michael never could decide that either. :action-sm

And now, it's too late.










He got 'em all. :icon_lol:

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Hey Guys....Stop...Calling...Him....Reverend.

How about "Nig..." You know. :rolleyes:

Dre
07-08-2009, 04:43 PM
How about "Nig..." You know. :rolleyes:

http://dequalss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sharpton1.jpg

Stig
07-08-2009, 04:50 PM
Opie - NOBODY is looking for a Jermaine Jackson version of Smile.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 04:56 PM
Did Anthony just say: "No cause of death on the birth certificate."?


EDIT: :haha7: He did...

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 04:57 PM
http://dequalss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sharpton1.jpg

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 04:58 PM
Weird thing about Janet Jackson is that in some pics she looks great in others she's average...even below average.

http://shanamorgan.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/janet_jackson2.jpg

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 04:59 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:02 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.

http://www.iballer.com/divas/jackson/images/janet_jackson4_jpg.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:03 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.

http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/janet_jackson4.jpg http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/janet_jackson_wp03_1024.jpg http://infinitetattoos.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/janet_jackson.jpg

Stig
07-08-2009, 05:04 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.
She has her moments:
http://www.thahotseat.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/janet-jackson-discipline.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2268/2200030015_327e477a94_b.jpghttp://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd88/rnbmusicblogdotcom/janet-1.jpg?t=1247083418

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:04 PM
http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/janet_jackson4.jpg http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/janet_jackson_wp03_1024.jpg http://infinitetattoos.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/janet_jackson.jpg

Hey thief. Aside from the other two, I believe someone beat you to that first picture.:action-sm

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:04 PM
hahaha, wow....we all jumped on that one in a heartbeat

Hey thief. Aside from the other two, I believe someone beat you to that first picture.:action-sm

by only mere seconds!!!

IDidItAll
07-08-2009, 05:06 PM
Opie - NOBODY is looking for a Jermaine Jackson version of Smile.

Imagine the uproar if hea actually DID go into the studio and record that??

"Why is he trying to make a buck instead of grieving properly??"

YECCH to the song

YECCH to Opie's idea












and YECCH to this post.

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:06 PM
Woah, not so much.

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/janet-jackson-tour-costume.jpg

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 05:07 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:7hel8q59OubefM:http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/janetjackson356.jpg

Stig
07-08-2009, 05:07 PM
http://fashionmanifesto.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/janet4.jpg
http://www.janet-love.com/gallery/data/media/2/080906_fhm4.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:07 PM
hahahahahahhaa

Ant: I KNOW I'm the most famous to come out of John H. Glenn High School
Jimmy: ...or at least the 9th grade of it.

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 05:08 PM
I think this is her peak.

Very nice.
Ufaw7OWu4EU

Stig
07-08-2009, 05:08 PM
Alright folks. I'm outta here. G'nite.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:08 PM
Woah, not so much.

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/janet-jackson-tour-costume.jpg

I would fuck her while she's wearing that, just so that I could say I fucked Dynamo

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:10 PM
Alright folks. I'm outta here. G'nite.

Later Stig.

This one's nice as well:

http://www.taratur.com/files/sliki/taratur.com_Janet_Jackson_FHM.JPG

Save My Up's Dick
07-08-2009, 05:11 PM
Show me one pic in which she looks great.

http://www.iballer.com/divas/jackson/images/janet_jackson4_jpg.jpg

http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/janet_jackson4.jpg http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/janet_jackson_wp03_1024.jpg http://infinitetattoos.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/janet_jackson.jpg

She has her moments:
http://www.thahotseat.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/janet-jackson-discipline.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2268/2200030015_327e477a94_b.jpghttp://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd88/rnbmusicblogdotcom/janet-1.jpg?t=1247083418

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:7hel8q59OubefM:http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/janetjackson356.jpg

http://fashionmanifesto.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/janet4.jpg
http://www.janet-love.com/gallery/data/media/2/080906_fhm4.jpg
He said ONE pic!

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:14 PM
He said ONE pic!

To be fair, Jimmy, Robe, and I all used the same pic, and she's VERY sexy in it. Although Jimmy posted about 12 other needles ones with it. Either way, that one's the one one you need to judge her one. HOT!

^ Enough "one" 's in that post for ya!?!?

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 05:18 PM
Just one more....

Would ya?

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:-BFy2NqgZek0gM:http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2005/tr/041905_tr_janet79.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:19 PM
they sold everything in their house...to go see a dead singer? That's fucking insane

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:20 PM
To be fair, Jimmy, Robe, and I all used the same pic, and she's VERY sexy in it. Although Jimmy posted about 12 other needles ones with it. Either way, that one's the one one you need to judge her one. HOT!

^ Enough "one" 's in that post for ya!?!?

Now now...I only posted 3. Stig was the one who went pleasantly overboard :jerkoff1:

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 05:20 PM
http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc413/th_17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc413&image=17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg)

http://img142.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_17815_99274_janet005__336lo.jpg (http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc336&image=17815_99274_janet005__336lo.jpg)

http://img128.imagevenue.com/loc316/th_17798_99246_janet002__316lo.jpg (http://img128.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc316&image=17798_99246_janet002__316lo.jpg)

http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc365/th_53820_5_122_365lo.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc365&image=53820_5_122_365lo.jpg)

http://img6.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/C6X7R1SNLZ_Image0002.jpg (http://img6.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=C6X7R1SNLZ_Image0002.jpg)

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 05:22 PM
So....hearing now that Horse jockeys are going to wear black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson...... they identified with a man who could ride a three year old as well as they could.....



a-boooo....... <crash>


Afternoon 'baggers...

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:23 PM
http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc413/th_17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc413&image=17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg)

http://img142.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_17815_99274_janet005__336lo.jpg (http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc336&image=17815_99274_janet005__336lo.jpg)

http://img128.imagevenue.com/loc316/th_17798_99246_janet002__316lo.jpg (http://img128.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc316&image=17798_99246_janet002__316lo.jpg)

http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc365/th_53820_5_122_365lo.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc365&image=53820_5_122_365lo.jpg)

http://img6.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/C6X7R1SNLZ_Image0002.jpg (http://img6.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=C6X7R1SNLZ_Image0002.jpg)

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:24 PM
http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc413/th_17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc413&image=17809_99264_janet004__413lo.jpg)

hahahahahahahahhahaa, check out her belly ring! She's mine!

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 05:25 PM
"His job is to keep white & black people seperate, that way he has a job."

Hey Ant you do the same damn thing!

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:26 PM
http://courses.nus.edu.sg/course/ellpatke/Images/frederick%20douglass%20old.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_azSpIfwIB3c/SSpYayA6b9I/AAAAAAAABqU/mVenP-SgCwo/s400/al-sharpton.jpg

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:28 PM
"His job is to keep white & black people seperate, that way he has a job."

Hey Ant you do the same damn thing!

Here's the difference...Ant does it jokingly on a radio show, which (as much as we'd like to think otherwise) isn't IMMENSELY listened to.

Al does a radio show, and is CONSTANTLY on television, and the news constantly goes to him for his stance/view on anything racial

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:32 PM
"His job is to keep white & black people seperate, that way he has a job."

Hey Ant you do the same damn thing!

Dude, you're an idiot. You're comparing a radio show host that occasionally polarizes races and jokes around about race to a "Reverend" who has made it his job to address and overreact to every racial issue on the news and in the media. He's a guy who lambastes anyone who might say anything he misconstrues as "racist comment", yet constantly breaks his own rules about it.

Also, from what I can see from this, you hate the show. Why are you still listening? I mean it's not my place to question that, you can listen if you want, but why do you feel the need to clog the Listening Threads with your negative comments while fans who LIKE the show are trying to fool around, talk about the show, and enjoy themselves:

Ant is just an asshole.

Ant got a new toy! Keep spending that cash and then complain about the taxes...

Nah

Opie is too busy thinking of ways to end the show asap.

Big A bit jump the shark years ago.

Compared to the work-load Howard pulls. Well, yea I guess Opie is correct in saying that they are work horses.

But does a work horse complain about taking days off or start squirming to leave at 10 AM everyday?

Ant as more passion for his solo radio show than Opie currently has for the O&A show.


They could be #1 and beat Howard if they just put in the effort. But a part of Opie died when the FM gig ended.

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Here's the difference...Ant does it jokingly on a radio show, which (as much as we'd like to think otherwise) isn't IMMENSELY listened to.

Al does a radio show, and is CONSTANTLY on television, and the news constantly goes to him for his stance/view on anything racial

In my opinion both are asshats that exploit race for their own use. Ant can be a hypocrite at times talking about how he hates blacks, but then when a actor from a show he likes comes in (a black actor) Ant is there getting something signed from the guy.

Ant may not be on the same level of douche-bag as Rev-Al, but he makes cash on his race gimmick.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 05:39 PM
Why can't others see the overly simplistic explanation that Anthony's givng about Al?

Especially those of similar ilk.

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 05:39 PM
Dude, you're an idiot. You're comparing a radio show host that occasionally polarizes races and jokes around about race to a "Reverend" who has made it his job to address and overreact to every racial issue on the news and in the media. He's a guy who lambastes anyone who might say anything he misconstrues as "racist comment", yet constantly breaks his own rules about it.

Also, from what I can see from this, you hate the show. Why are you still listening? I mean it's not my place to question that, you can listen if you want, but why do you feel the need to clog the Listening Threads with your negative comments while fans who LIKE the show are trying to fool around, talk about the show, and enjoy themselves:



Jimmy cracks me up. Opie can be solid when he gives a shit. Even Ant can crack me up with his movie talk and goof'n. I like the show, I just see the flaws with and comment on them.

I'm not the only one that sees/hears them.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 05:44 PM
Hahaha..."I'll suck every dick in this room...even if he didn't"

Dre
07-08-2009, 05:45 PM
Jimmy cracks me up. Opie can be solid when he gives a shit. Even Ant can crack me up with his movie talk and goof'n. I like the show, I just see the flaws with and comment on them.

I'm not the only one that sees/hears them.

True, but you're the only one who ONLY points them out and comments on them in a snide way. Sure, you can do whatever you want and post your dislikes of the show all you want, but why? Why not just enjoy a show that cares about their fans and tries to do the best possible show they can every day. I understand it's important to not love a show to the point where you can't even criticize them, but when that's ALL you're doing, you're either being an ass or don't like the show.

And, as for the Reverend Al thing, sure Ant can be hypocritical at times, but he's not as hypocritical as Reverend Al and they're not even on the same level in the media in society and are so totally different, that you can't compare them. Also, let's be serious here, do you really look at Ant and Reverend Al in the same way? Ant comments and riffs on race in a humorous and laid back setting once and a while when a story about it comes up, (like he does with ANYTHING else, because that's how a radio show works), and Reverend Al works on constantly exploiting people who are "racist" and trying to blacklist them like Joseph McCarthy.

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 05:46 PM
Why can't others see the overly simplistic explanation that Anthony's givng about Al?

Especially those of similar ilk.

People do. Most people know he's a race baiting people shit. The media just puts him on because they like the racial divide as much as Anthony and Reverend Al does.

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 05:54 PM
True, but you're the only one who ONLY points them out and comments on them in a snide way. Sure, you can do whatever you want and post your dislikes of the show all you want, but why? Why not just enjoy a show that cares about their fans and tries to do the best possible show they can every day. I understand it's important to not love a show to the point where you can't even criticize them, but when that's ALL you're doing, you're either being an ass or don't like the show.

And, as for the Reverend Al thing, sure Ant can be hypocritical at times, but he's not as hypocritical as Reverend Al and they're not even on the same level in the media in society and are so totally different, that you can't compare them. Also, let's be serious here, do you really look at Ant and Reverend Al in the same way? Ant comments and riffs on race in a humorous and laid back setting once and a while when a story about it comes up, (like he does with ANYTHING else, because that's how a radio show works), and Reverend Al works on constantly exploiting people who are "racist" and trying to blacklist them like Joseph McCarthy.



Not being an ass. But when Opie talks about workhorse and then starts asking to leave a 10am...people are going to call him out.

Ant's racisim is more real than show shtick. Yes he plays it up for both radio shows as a bit playing on anger-mongers that listen, but he also has real feeling of hate in him.

Not saying he and AL or 1A & 1B on the same level. But both use race for profit and attention.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 05:54 PM
:haha7: New Wackbag Name - Hiney Blood

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 05:57 PM
True, but you're the only one who ONLY points them out and comments on them in a snide way. Dude, I'm here.

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:00 PM
Not being an ass. But when Opie talks about workhorse and then starts asking to leave a 10am...people are going to call him out.

Ant's racisim is more real than show shtick. Yes he plays it up for both radio shows as a bit playing on anger-mongers that listen, but he also has real feeling of hate in him.

Not saying he and AL or 1A & 1B on the same level. But both use race for profit and attention.

I know dude, I understand the iniquites of the guys. I'd just much rather comment on stuff related to the show, joke around with guys in the thread, and enjoy the GOOD things that happen on the show, opposed to taking time to focus on the bad and bitch about it. But hey, that's me, to each his own.

And, you can say what you want about the similarity in hypocrisy between Ant and Reverend Al, (a radio host who jokes around about the news and EVERYTHING as a living and a guy who attempts to get people fired for racism in hopes of gaining transient publicity for himself), but they just totally do different things, and are too different for me to compare and critique. Also, I despise and loathe Reverend Al, and LOVE Mr. Anthony Cumia, (no homo).

So, whatever, we disagree on stuff. Let's just put it behind us and continue enjoying the show.

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:01 PM
Dude, I'm here.

Ya, but I've known you longer on the board, and know that's not TOTALLY what you're about. And, I like and respect you more, Liddy, man.

You're a good egg who in the end likes the show, and brings hilarity to the Listening Threads.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:02 PM
In my opinion both are asshats that exploit race for their own use. Ant can be a hypocrite at times talking about how he hates blacks, but then when a actor from a show he likes comes in (a black actor) Ant is there getting something signed from the guy.

Ant may not be on the same level of douche-bag as Rev-Al, but he makes cash on his race gimmick.

Why is it that when I read a post like this my first instinct is to scroll up to see if the poster has ***BANNED*** under their username. God forbid someone doesn't lap the show's ass. This is a FAN messageboard ya know!

Not being an ass. But when Opie talks about workhorse and then starts asking to leave a 10am...people are going to call him out.

Ant's racisim is more real than show shtick. Yes he plays it up for both radio shows as a bit playing on anger-mongers that listen, but he also has real feeling of hate in him.

Not saying he and AL or 1A & 1B on the same level. But both use race for profit and attention.

Perfectly worded.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 06:02 PM
He's a HACK-tivist


<shudder>

BRONCOS
07-08-2009, 06:04 PM
I know dude, I understand the iniquites of the guys. I'd just much rather comment on stuff related to the show, joke around with guys in the thread, and enjoy the GOOD things that happen on the show, opposed to taking time to focus on the bad and bitch about it. But hey, that's me, to each his own.

And, you can say what you want about the similarity in hypocrisy between Ant and Reverend Al, (a radio host who jokes around about the news and EVERYTHING as a living and a guy who attempts to get people fired for racism in hopes of gaining transient publicity for himself), but they just totally do different things, and are too different for me to compare and critique. Also, I despise and loathe Reverend Al, and LOVE Mr. Anthony Cumia, (no homo).

So, whatever, we disagree on stuff. Let's just put it behind us and continue enjoying the show.


Well if you can ignore Op & Ants flaws then you can ignore my and others post calling them out for those flaws.

Not trying to be a dick, just saying defended them is just as gay as my supposed attacking them.

Again I enjoy the show when it's funny and well produced and all parties are into putting on the best show.

I like the show. I just want to hold it to a higher standard and see it perform at that level so that it is number 1 on Sirius-XM.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:06 PM
As much as I can't stand this douche "Rev" Al.. Ant isn't really one to call ANYONE a racist.

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Ugh..just did a search on Corey Feldman...what a chill inducing douche. His press release to TMZ was so over the top...gaaaccchhhh

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 06:11 PM
As much as I can't stand this douche "Rev" Al.. Ant isn't really one to call ANYONE a racist.

Hmmm, So lets' say Anthony pre-judges people based on race...are you saying he CAN'T state the obvious?

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:12 PM
Ugh..just did a search on Corey Feldman...what a chill inducing douche. His press release to TMZ was so over the top...gaaaccchhhh

So you're the one that got that username.. :fu:

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:12 PM
Well if you can ignore Op & Ants flaws then you can ignore my and others post calling them out for those flaws.

Not trying to be a dick, just saying defended them is just as gay as my supposed attacking them.

Again I enjoy the show when it's funny and well produced and all parties are into putting on the best show.

I like the show. I just want to hold it to a higher standard and see it perform at that level so that it is number 1 on Sirius-XM.

I don't ignore their flaws, I notice them just as much as you do and understand they can do better than they do. Yet, the difference between you and I is, I don't feel compelled to constantly call them out for ANYTHING they do wrong or fail to do. If they do something that is really worthy of critique, I mention it. I do the same with people on the board. I could care less if people on here like the show or critique it or not, but when it becomes blatantly clear that some people just constantly critique the show for every little thing, I say something. I wasn't trying to be an ass to you, and I know you aren't trying to be one in general. Your posts over the past few days have just annoyed me. I understand your points and agree with them to a certain extent, I just think focusing on the positive over the negative with a show I've loved for so many years is better. Again, this is MY opinion.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 06:13 PM
hahaha....Jimmy with a Lite Brite joke...that's fantastic

samurai
07-08-2009, 06:13 PM
As much as I can't stand this douche "Rev" Al.. Ant isn't really one to call ANYONE a racist.

At least Ant has admitted it.

The "Rev." never will, nor will the mainstream media ever call him out. It's the double standard that pisses off Mr. Cumia & Jimmy more than anything.

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 06:13 PM
So you're the one that got that username.. :fu:

Yes..yes I am. Now die.


just kiddin....yeah..I tried it a while back, and when it worked I was shocked.... :P

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:14 PM
Hmmm, So lets' say Anthony pre-judges people based on race...are you saying he CAN'T state the obvious?

So according to his standards, based on race, you're a drug dealing Puerto Rican? Makes sense..

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 06:15 PM
So according to his standards, based on race, you're a drug dealing Puerto Rican? Makes sense..

Takes one to know one! :p

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 06:16 PM
Takes one to know one! :p

Takes one to mow my lawn...oh wait...thats mexican...crap. Always get them confused... :icon_mrgr

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:18 PM
As much of an ass as he might be, I hope they keep Larry King on for as long as possible. His idiocy brings me such joy.

I especially like his take on one of the worst movies in recent memory: Righteous Kill.

"The two best actors live at the top of their games, with a twist at the end that will blow you away."

http://www.moonbattery.com/larry-king.jpg

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:19 PM
At least Ant has admitted it.

The "Rev." never will, nor will the mainstream media ever call him out. It's the double standard that pisses off Mr. Cumia & Jimmy more than anything.

I get the double standard thing and their point, but why keep beating it to death.

First poster that says anything about 'they beat things/bits into the ground' will get shot in the virtual head.

Second poster that word plays off me using the word 'death' will join the first one.

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 06:19 PM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/47837083.jpg

He's hurting.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 06:20 PM
So according to his standards, based on race, you're a drug dealing Puerto Rican? Makes sense..

I've actually met Anthony many times.

Although he's sceptical with most (of not all) that approch him...he was pleasent and after a few words him we had a nice conversation.

Content of character...not color of skin my friend.

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Yes..yes I am. Now die.


just kiddin....yeah..I tried it a while back, and when it worked I was shocked.... :P

You suck.. can we trade? :D

Takes one to know one! :p

Cayate! :icon_evil

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:21 PM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/47837083.jpg

He's hurting.

His ass is at least.

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 06:23 PM
His ass is at least.

http://www.thepaparazzis.com/corey-feldman-is-hurting/


Wow...what a load of dreck.

Then from another site...

Soon after Jackson’s passing, Feldman took to his website to share his grief with fans. He wrote, “I am trembling and shaking at the moment and it is very hard to type. I am filled with tremendous sadness and remorse. All I choose to remember from this point is the good times we shared and what an inspiration he was to me and the rest of the world. Nobody will ever be able to do what Michael Jackson has done in this industry, and he was so close to doing it all again. I am truly, and deeply sorry for all of the heartbroken fans and supporters worldwide. I think I am still in shock. So I must end this now.”

As I pointed out last week and I’ll point it out again, Feldman wanted nothing to do with Jackson before his death. In fact, they hadn’t spoke for years and at one point Feldman publicly called Jackson a “joke”.

“The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past. Look at Michael Jackson, he never evolved.” - Corey Feldman

So yeah. Corey’s hurting. Anyone got a tissue?

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:25 PM
I've actually met Anthony many times.

Although he's sceptical with most (of not all) that approch him...he was pleasent and after a few words him and I had a nice conversation.

Content of character...not color of skin my friend.

Thanks for the lesson Dr. King Jr. Tell that to your hero.
Of course he's going to be nice in person. D'uh. You think he wants to piss of what could possibly be a crazed fan?

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:26 PM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/47837083.jpg

He's hurting.

Wow he really turned into a fruit.

samurai
07-08-2009, 06:26 PM
I get the double standard thing and their point, but why keep beating it to death.

First poster that says anything about 'they beat things/bits into the ground' will get shot in the virtual head.

Second poster that word plays off me using the word 'death' will join the first one.

Lighten up Francis.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4569/francisjw6.gif



:action-sm

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:27 PM
Feldman is easily one of the most pretentious douches I've ever encountered:

Since last summer’s second season of the A&E reality show “The Two Coreys” and last July’s long-awaited (but direct-to-DVD) feature “Lost Boys: The Tribe,” Feldman has kept largely quiet. But lately, he has been talking up his Pink Floyd-esque band Truth Movement and its goal of making concerts environmentally friendly. In addition, he says a “Lost Boys 3″ is in the works and a sequel to the beloved “Goonies” is not entirely out of the picture.

“My job, it seems, in life is to educate the world that, ‘Hey that was just the beginning of my life, I’m still very young and have a long way to go.’ ”

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:28 PM
Lighten up Francis.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4569/francisjw6.gif



:action-sm

:icon_lol:

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:30 PM
‘Hey that was just the beginning of my life, I’m still very young and have a long way to go.’ ”

My self-affirmation. And I'm 30.

Jimmy's Dignity
07-08-2009, 06:32 PM
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-07/47837083.jpg

He's hurting.Dear sweet mother of God

Cayate! :icon_evil

:eatass:

RobeSoup&Tears
07-08-2009, 06:33 PM
Thanks for the lesson Dr. King Jr. Tell that to your hero.
Of course he's going to be nice in person. D'uh. You think he wants to piss of what could possibly be a crazed fan?

So now Anthony cares about who he pisses off?
And of course you're going to take the approach that Anthony would be nice.

If I would’ve written that Master Po and/or Keith were standing next to him how would I (or anyone else) be a threat?

I've seen Ant unleash on others even without security around him.

Some go up and say Hey Ant you Rock, Love the Show.

Try going up at a walk over, bar event, or fan hang, and mention being a P1, or something a little inside…He’ll hold a conversation with you no matter who you are.

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 06:35 PM
As much of an ass as he might be, I hope they keep Larry King on for as long as possible. His idiocy brings me such joy.

I especially like his take on one of the worst movies in recent memory: Righteous Kill.

"The two best actors live at the top of their games, with a twist at the end that will blow you away."

http://www.moonbattery.com/larry-king.jpg

If you're ever looking at a movie box and the quote comes from Larry King, you know it's going to be a piece of shit.

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:37 PM
If you're ever looking at a movie box and the quote comes from Larry King, you know it's going to be a piece of shit.

Please direct your attention to above Queen Latifah's head:

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd325/jason1979/Bringing-Down-the-House-Poster-C101.jpg

Dre
07-08-2009, 06:40 PM
Actually Liddy, I found a great list of good ol' Larry praising nothing but feces on film.

* Glory Road - A flat-out terrific movie! Brilliant!
* The Pink Panther - Flat out hilarious. Steve Martin is incredible. Somewhere Peter Sellers is laughing out loud
* Firewall - Harrison Ford is back with a bang! A thriller in keeping with Ford’s best of the past.
* The Sentinel - Terrific.
* Goal!: The Dream Begins - A gem of a movie!
* Home of the Brave - First-rate. Poignant.
* Take the Lead - It is a wonderful film with characters you care about.
* A Prairie Home Companion - Wonderful film with a great gang of stars having a great time. Brilliantly directed by Robert Altman.
* You, Me and Dupree - Fun and very funny! Owen Wilson has to be one of the greatest comedic actors of all time. Kate Hudson and Michael Douglas are outstanding.
* All the King’s Men - All the King’s Men is a masterpiece. A magnificent cast. Sean Penn gives the performance of a lifetime.
* Bobby - A remarkable movie about an incredible day in American history with a superb cast.
* Freedomland - A riveting, sensational, important thriller with performances of a lifetime by Samuel L. Jackson and Julianne Moore.

I also like for The Pink Panther, he says Peter Sellers, (who has been dead for over 20 years), is "laughing somewhere". Firstly, NO! Secondly, where's he laughing? Underground?

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 06:45 PM
:eatass:

Best smiley ever :D

So now Anthony cares about who he pisses off?
And of course you're going to take the approach that Anthony would be nice.

If I would’ve written that Master Po and/or Keith were standing next to him how would I (or anyone else) be a threat?

I've seen Ant unleash on others even without security around him.

Some go up and say Hey Ant you Rock, Love the Show.

Try going up at a walk over, bar event, or fan hang, and mention being a P1, or something a little inside…He’ll hold a conversation with you no matter who you are.

Now Anthony cares about who he pisses off? Newsflash. He's a bit of a celebrity, he's always cared no matter how tough he tries to come off. Famous people tend to guard themselves whether or not they have a Kenny or Po around. The man walks around his own house armed. Slow down.

And for the record, anyone that goes up to him and says "I'm P1" should :killme:

Dre
07-08-2009, 07:00 PM
Well, it's been real, it's been nice, but it hasn't been real nice. A WOCKA WOCKA!!!

I'm out for the afternoon Baggers, see you faggots in the AM! :action-sm

The_Virus
07-08-2009, 07:07 PM
Later Dre...waiting to go off of watch myself here....

Paux Fas
07-08-2009, 07:13 PM
Dorothy Dandridge dummies... she put her toe in the pool and they drained and cleaned it because of that.

LiddyRules
07-08-2009, 07:16 PM
You think they care about the differences in black performers? They think Hattie McDaniels, Ella Fitzgerald, Dorothy Dandridge and Della Reese are all the same people. And if you correct them, Ant'll accuse you of being racist.