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English Gent
07-09-2009, 06:04 AM
Hello, my little shitstains.

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 06:09 AM
Wait, so am I docking with a pedophile or am I docking with a small boy just to laugh at his little weewee?

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 06:22 AM
Here's the part where I say something shocking so I can try to fit in.....I fail miserably and then everyone points and laughs at me reminding me that I was the fat kid that got picked on in kindergarten.

I got nothing..........

English Gent
07-09-2009, 06:26 AM
I got nothing..........

No change there, then.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 06:27 AM
Morning Buddays

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 06:40 AM
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1909/michaeljacksonthumb.gif
Micheal Jackson and Adam Walsh.

Cigars and Scotch must have had Loki in mind when he did this PS.

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 06:52 AM
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1909/michaeljacksonthumb.gif
Micheal Jackson and Adam Walsh.

Cigars and Scotch must have had Loki in mind when he did this PS.

Genius.

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 07:07 AM
Morning Buddays
Morning Awful.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 07:12 AM
I'm sad............

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:12 AM
JET!!!! oooooooh how cool iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:13 AM
we invented the google bomb? right.

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:16 AM
I do absolutely love that "rev al is a racist" is at the top of google trends.

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 07:19 AM
Stern - Hoo Hoo I invented all bombs. That fat man and little boy was all my doing and I get ripped off by that Oppenheimer guy!

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:21 AM
If I weren't a lazy slump, I'd grab all the Sharpton speeches online and edit together a video proving how racist he actually is.

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 07:24 AM
http://archive.salon.com/travel/portfolio/2000/04/22/ceremonies/src/africa19.jpg
Opie's neighbors.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 07:27 AM
Oh good more Rev Al, I can't get enouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:27 AM
Can't we just go back to two drinking fountains?

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 07:32 AM
Why would opie sleep on the floor? Was he worried about his niece grabbing his cock, or worried about himself trying to finger her.

Motor Head
07-09-2009, 07:39 AM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/punch.gif
White guilt is taking over.....must......kick my own ass....

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:49 AM
Morning Wackbag Hotness:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/304693729/sarahsquared.jpg

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 07:51 AM
Miles Davis sucks

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 07:58 AM
I hope Opie predicts the death of Sharpton this year.

Justin Sane
07-09-2009, 08:00 AM
http://skepacabra.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/bikini.jpg

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:01 AM
I hope Opie predicts the death of Sharpton this year.

or at least the death of this topic.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 08:01 AM
Herbie Hancock - 'Rocket'

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:02 AM
They used this in a movie already. Fletch.

Saikotic
07-09-2009, 08:07 AM
I hate Jimcy. Such an old reference.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:09 AM
I wish they would pronounce Mir like Brock Lesnar does. Frank Muhrr

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:10 AM
I hate Jimcy. Such an old reference.


but it's in line with every reference of Jimmy's, especially his music.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 08:19 AM
What is this FUCKING SHIT!?

Falldog
07-09-2009, 08:22 AM
You can't judge a song by trying to take its lyrics literally...

I hate music when I'm trying to take a shit. I like peace and quite.

Where the hell does Op go that he hears Gaga everywhere? The only time I ever hear anything buy her is on their show.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:25 AM
more shit stories....great....

English Gent
07-09-2009, 08:27 AM
http://wildsidenotes.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/trainspotting-toilet.jpg

Justin Sane
07-09-2009, 08:28 AM
I like how the picture Ant described is exactly what happened to that guy caller on Tuesday they both checked out of for being boring.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:28 AM
shit and snot? punching out.

Guilty Spark
07-09-2009, 08:36 AM
finally had to resort to using the Sirius trial. Fuck XMRO

Guilty Spark
07-09-2009, 08:37 AM
come on....there not gonna do an hour of snot rocket calls, are they?

Stig
07-09-2009, 08:44 AM
No. Steve from NH on the phone wasn't me.
Thank you.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:54 AM
No. Steve from NH on the phone wasn't me.
Thank you.



Of course it wasn't you. His name is steve, your name is Stig.

Vyce
07-09-2009, 08:56 AM
WHAT did Jim say???

He hopes Michael Vick comes back? Jim Norton, the same guy who gets furious over people wearing furs? Who makes comments about how the chickens we eat are killed?

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 08:57 AM
how about 98% of the songs from Motown are great clapping songs.

Chester'sLiver
07-09-2009, 08:58 AM
Best clapping song ever "Remembering Lacey".

Yepper
07-09-2009, 08:59 AM
I'm listening on delay, when to they get of SHarpton? Next week or sometime today?

TIA!

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:02 AM
I'm listening on delay, when to they get of SHarpton? Next week or sometime today?

TIA!

You must be on a huge delay. The whole first hour sharpton talk. it was rivetinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:08 AM
oooooooo that shelby sounded fucking badass.

Vyce
07-09-2009, 09:10 AM
Oh god, here we go, another half-hour long iPhone commercial.

Yepper
07-09-2009, 09:13 AM
Oh god, here we go, another half-hour long iPhone commercial.

Better than MJ talk and Sharpton bashing againandagainandagain!

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:15 AM
Jimmy must actually have negative testosterone.

Bluestreak
07-09-2009, 09:16 AM
oooooooo that shelby sounded fucking badass.

Great Googly Moogly - the thing is a beast.
The little bit of real car talk makes me want to do work to my car... if I weren't unemployed and borderline broke.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:16 AM
Of course it wasn't you. His name is steve, your name is Stig.

Obviously. But some people get it mixed up. :rolleyes:

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:17 AM
I miss driving fast and going to the track, but I love my 30 mpg and using regular unleaded a lot more than 15 mpg running supreme

English Gent
07-09-2009, 09:18 AM
Ant needs to get a proper sports car. Not some jumped-up, dumbed down piece of 1970s engineering.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:19 AM
Ant is the white michael jackson. Lives like a kid and likes young girls.

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:20 AM
Ant needs to get a proper sports car. Not some jumped-up, dumbed down piece of 1970s engineering.



The sound of American Muscle is so much fucking cooler than any other car.


American Muscle > European Speed > Asian Rice.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:22 AM
"Give up your dreams, buddy. You'll never be anything special."

Sage advice for all of us from Sam.

GrammatonCleric
07-09-2009, 09:23 AM
Jimmy must actually have negative testosterone.

I know. Can he sound like any more of a bitch? Even I who hates mustangs(weight and live rear) would murder a man to drive a supersnake.


We get it Jim, if it ain't Sabbath, Kiss, or shopping hookers, who would want to do it.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:28 AM
Ant needs to get a proper sports car. Not some jumped-up, dumbed down piece of 1970s engineering.

You mean like this? (speaking of cars where you can watch the gas gauge move...)
http://www.motorground.co.uk/mercedes_slr_mclaren09s.jpg

A Shelby Mustang's worthless on the Nurburgring, but it sure is fun. Even Clarkson and Hammond like a good Mustang. That Shelby would make Jeremy cum in his pants - then wipe it on May.

Bluestreak
07-09-2009, 09:30 AM
The sound of American Muscle is so much fucking cooler than any other car.

American Muscle > European Speed > Asian Rice.

Part of the issue with American muscle is until recently, it was mostly "just" straight-line power.

I love my WRX, but would love to stomp on a new Challenger.

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:33 AM
oooooooooooooooOOOOooooo we're docking today??

sweet.




WHO'S NEXT??

GrammatonCleric
07-09-2009, 09:34 AM
Ant needs to get a proper sports car. Not some jumped-up, dumbed down piece of 1970s engineering.

You mean a car that can turn? The mustang still uses a live axle(70s engineering as you called it). I think he should have got a lovely piece of German engineering or an Aston Martin. It's not that he can't afford it; it's that his generation only understands lining it up for 1/4 mile runs and turns are for communists.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:35 AM
Part of the issue with American muscle is until recently, it was mostly "just" straight-line power.

I love my WRX, but would love to stomp on a new Challenger.

They do look pretty cool.
I'd love a Mitsubish Lancer Evo. Or a Nissan GT-R.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 09:36 AM
The sound of American Muscle is so much fucking cooler than any other car.


American Muscle > European Speed > Asian Rice.

I'm not one for getting nationalistic over motor cars (or, any other product, for that matter), and I'll be the first to admit that those Corvettes sound fucking sweet during my yearly trip to the Le Mans 24hr race.

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:36 AM
You mean a car that can turn? The mustang still uses a live axle(70s engineering as you called it). I think he should have got a lovely piece of German engineering or an Aston Martin. It's not that he can't afford it; it's that his generation only understands lining it up for 1/4 mile runs and turns are for communists.

how 'bout maybe he just wanted what he wanted and he's not reading into shit too much.

let's analyze you next.

:icon_roll

English Gent
07-09-2009, 09:37 AM
You mean a car that can turn? The mustang still uses a live axle(70s engineering as you called it). I think he should have got a lovely piece of German engineering or an Aston Martin. It's not that he can't afford it; it's that his generation only understands lining it up for 1/4 mile runs and turns are for communists.

:haha7::haha7::haha7: So fucking true!

Awful Me
07-09-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm not one for getting nationalistic over motor cars (or, any other product, for that matter), and I'll be the first to admit that those Corvettes sound fucking sweet during my yearly trip to the Le Mans 24hr race.



I will also step away from my flag waving and say, the style of European sports cars cannot be fucking topped. They are amazing.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-09-2009, 09:38 AM
"The production is a big part of it."

No it isn't......

GrammatonCleric
07-09-2009, 09:42 AM
You mean a car that can turn? The mustang still uses a live axle(70s engineering as you called it). I think he should have got a lovely piece of German engineering or an Aston Martin. It's not that he can't afford it; it's that his generation only understands lining it up for 1/4 mile runs and turns are for communists.

how 'bout maybe he just wanted what he wanted and he's not reading into shit too much.

let's analyze you next.

:icon_roll

Maybe you should read into shit more. I basically implied that that's what he probably wanted since youth. Oh and I am questioning his taste in cars, something guys do with each other so relax.

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:43 AM
wow, ok, "babies on skates" is no.1...

"testicular torsion" is no.6...






WTF is that does that even mean??

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:44 AM
Maybe you should read into shit more. I basically implied that that's what he probably wanted since youth. Oh and I am questioning his taste in cars, something guys do with each other so relax.

fair enough. :action-sm

:)

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:47 AM
"The production is a big part of it."

No it isn't......

just busting balls, but i think it's funny your xbox sig pic has uno prominently displayed.

:D

i like uno too, haha.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:47 AM
"testicular torsion" is no.6...


WTF is that does that even mean??

When one of your balls gets twisted in the sack. It's not what you'd call "Good."

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 09:49 AM
i think what happened was the kid said MJ was circumsized and he wasn't.

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:49 AM
King of Pop my ass. Any title bestowed on you by Elizabeth Taylor instantly makes you the Lord of Fagtown.

GrammatonCleric
07-09-2009, 09:49 AM
fair enough. :action-sm

:)

I forgave you long ago sweetie. I think you should forgive yourself now. Let's not fight KK.

@EnglishGent: I forgot to add that a Ford GT would have been a great choice also. I've seen them supercharged to 800 horsepower easily, they go great in a straight line and they turn. Besides what's more iconic than the ford that finally beat Ferrari at LeMans('66 if I remember correctly).

Stig
07-09-2009, 09:57 AM
Can this bitch stop huffing and puffing into the phone?

The Sarge
07-09-2009, 09:58 AM
Moooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnin' PESTS!!!!!!!

English Gent
07-09-2009, 10:00 AM
@EnglishGent: I forgot to add that a Ford GT would have been a great choice also. I've seen them supercharged to 800 horsepower easily, they go great in a straight line and they turn. Besides what's more iconic than the ford that finally beat Ferrari at LeMans('66 if I remember correctly).

Yep, the GT40 won back to back Le Mans victories from 1966-1969.

Chester'sLiver
07-09-2009, 10:05 AM
gimme a break gimme break break me off a piece of that factory worker.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-09-2009, 10:07 AM
Melts your mouth....and your hands



booooo

Chester'sLiver
07-09-2009, 10:08 AM
I don't know what everyone is complaining about I love 3 musketeers and 1 klutz bars.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:09 AM
candy jokes?
wow.

Chester'sLiver
07-09-2009, 10:10 AM
I heard the family is putting
melts in the vat and not in your hand on his tombstone.

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:10 AM
I forgave you long ago sweetie. I think you should forgive yourself now. Let's not fight KK.

@EnglishGent: I forgot to add that a Ford GT would have been a great choice also. I've seen them supercharged to 800 horsepower easily, they go great in a straight line and they turn. Besides what's more iconic than the ford that finally beat Ferrari at LeMans('66 if I remember correctly).

1st, 2nd and 3rd. 427 cu. of side oiling Cobra whoop ass.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:11 AM
According to his wishes, he'll be buried in a foil wrapper.

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-09-2009, 10:14 AM
Workers said that they heard a Krackel when the mixer hit him.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:14 AM
The chocolate worker's casket:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/Vexorg/Sledgehammer/Whitmans%20Sampler/IMG_3517.jpg

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:15 AM
comedy pyramid....comedy pyramid.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:15 AM
After he fell in, did the Oompa Loompas come out and sing a song?

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-09-2009, 10:16 AM
The had to recover the body by using a long sharp metal spike.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:16 AM
After he fell in, did the Oompa Loompas come out and sing a song?


oompa loompa doopaty dee...this fucking bit is starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:16 AM
They had to shut down the line cause' he stripped the Ghirardelli's.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 10:17 AM
G'morning

Dipped in chocolate topless.

NSFW...sort of
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:lavCc_rRBs2qxM:http://a.viary.com/images/tutorials/aliens/aliensfig01.jpg

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:17 AM
oompa loompa doopaty dee...this fucking bit is starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

Way to shoehorn, sir.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:19 AM
Way to shoehorn, sir.

that's what I do.
that's who I am.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:19 AM
Is this news woman Pat Barringer?

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:21 AM
in

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:21 AM
oompa loompa doopity spistol...I hope the guy that just called in with the fifth butterfinger line eats the business end of a pistol.

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:24 AM
Morning Baggers. :action-sm

Hate bees.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 10:24 AM
I fucken HATE bugs....as a kid that bug tunnel scene in Temple Of Doom fucked me up.
jPWu5HUSuVA

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:24 AM
in

Who let The Black Guy in?

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:25 AM
I dont know where to post this but i heard a podcast last night where they ran audio of the fight O and A had back in april and then called Op a hack.

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:27 AM
Who let The Black Guy in?Obama and white women with daddy issues

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 10:28 AM
gysIuQRK7eA

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:29 AM
Who let The Black Guy in?

The imbeciles in America who voted for him.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:32 AM
The imbeciles in America who voted for him.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:34 AM
The imbeciles in America who voted for him.Wokka wokka http://www.drinkatwork.com/FozzieBear.jpg

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:36 AM
I dont know where to post this but i heard a podcast last night where they ran audio of the fight O and A had back in april and then called Op a hack.

a random podcast?

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 10:37 AM
I picture Teller pantomiming to his Doctor about his bleeding ball sack.

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:37 AM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

There is nothing better than a 5 minute Johnny Utah drum solo to break up the monotony of the "Chicken Dance".

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:38 AM
I was thinking that same "No Ma - just get me a Pepsi!" line. It's Suicidal Tendencies.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:38 AM
minor threat '= suicidal tendancies.

*sigh*

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:38 AM
There is nothing better than a 5 minute Johnny Utah drum solo to break up the monotony of the "Chicken Dance".

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/chickendance2.gif

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:39 AM
a random podcast?keith and the girl.
http://www.keithandthegirl.com

the name of the show is queer as folk(my ex wife listens to it and told me about it

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:39 AM
minor threat '= suicidal tendancies.

*sigh*

Nataskaos = Stig, one post later. :action-sm

JoeFromS.Jersey
07-09-2009, 10:39 AM
wow....

Is it me or is Penn just not going anywhere with any of these little stories.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:39 AM
did O and A just play a 10 minute youtube video on the air?

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:40 AM
nataskaos = stig, one post later. :action-sm

thief!

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:41 AM
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/Johnny_Utah26/Stuff/RIMSHOT.jpg

Wokka wokka http://www.drinkatwork.com/FozzieBear.jpg

http://www.fourstrokesonly.com/Images/2/3/4/HornBulb500X317.jpg

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:42 AM
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/chickendance2.gif

Noooooo you goose. The overtly lame white kind.




What do you have for the hokey pokey?

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:42 AM
I must have gotten stung by a swarm of hornets at birth.
MY SHIT IS ON SWOLE SON!

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:43 AM
that's ridiculous. do you have any idea how small a net would have to be to catch a bee?

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 10:46 AM
when i was 6 or 7 i got stung by a whole nest of yellow jackets.

all i remember is being thrown into a bath of ice cold water and crying.

dun like bees.

:(

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:46 AM
wow....

Is it me or is Penn just not going anywhere with any of these little stories.

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1209.jpg

"When you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point, it makes is so much more interesting for the listener."

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:46 AM
africanized bees drive hive values WAY down.

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:47 AM
that's ridiculous. do you have any idea how small a net would have to be to catch a bee?

Well, obviously you need a Bee Net!

Stig
07-09-2009, 10:47 AM
Jet? I thought they broke up!

Chester'sLiver
07-09-2009, 10:47 AM
the band Jet? What? Why?...

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 10:47 AM
I will kick a bee in the dick.

and Jet?
Might have to find something else to do.

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:49 AM
the band Jet? What? Why?...

They have an album coming out in August, I'm sure they're going around and doing the press circuit and preforming.

Oh Jesus, SuperBall Challenge, I have fond memories of that chaos.

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 10:50 AM
While driving with my Dad a Bee flys into the car and goes right into his short sleeve shirt.

Without flinching my Dad grabs the section of his shirt where the bee is and squishes, shakes it out, and chucks the thing out of the window.

I'd step on the gas and go head on into uncoming traffic.

IMan
07-09-2009, 10:50 AM
How is a band going to be able to perform in that small studio?

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 10:50 AM
when i was 6 or 7 i got stung by a whole nest of yellow jackets.

all i remember is being thrown into a bath of ice cold water and crying.

dun like bees.

:(

and the boys said you had two bee stings
oh they said that 8 years after the yellow jackets :action-sm



<disclaimer: I have no idea what cup knuckle is rocking>

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 10:51 AM
and the boys said you had two bee stings
oh they said that 8 years after the yellow jackets :action-sm



<disclaimer: I have no idea what cup knuckle is rocking>

34C

also, 8 yrs later i'd have been 15 or 16.

XD

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 10:52 AM
Is this news woman Pat Barringer?
Obama and white women with daddy issues
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/chickendance2.gif
africanized bees drive hive values WAY down.

:haha7: :haha7:

had to get my haha sevens in.

Dre
07-09-2009, 10:53 AM
<disclaimer: I have no idea what cup knuckle is rocking>

Probably Dixie!

http://www.makeitadixieday.com/img/products-cups.jpg

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:53 AM
my mom is allergic to bees and was stung like twice and almost died which has made me view bees as "serious Buisness"

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 10:54 AM
Probably Dixie!

http://www.makeitadixieday.com/img/products-cups.jpg

hahaha :haha7:

English Gent
07-09-2009, 10:54 AM
my mom is allergic to bees and was stung like twice and almost died which has made me view bees as "serious Buisness"

Then what happened?

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:54 AM
Jet? I thought they broke up!

Those South America gigs are rough.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 10:55 AM
34C

also, 8 yrs later i'd have been 15 or 16.

XD

hey now
those were some big bees


yeah I grappled with the the "years after" part of the joke.
I was going for a flat chested high school girl joke

The black guy
07-09-2009, 10:57 AM
Then what happened?she made it out ok. but as a 8 year old it ruined me on bees and bee related activities.

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 10:57 AM
my mom is allergic to bees and was stung like twice and almost died which has made me view bees as "serious Beesness"

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/724_noose_hanging.gif

http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll43/myknsj/th_d34fc96f.gif

samurai
07-09-2009, 10:58 AM
How is a band going to be able to perform in that small studio?
The boys are going to have to leave and phone it in. For real.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 10:58 AM
34C

also, 8 yrs later i'd have been 15 or 16.

XD

You must have been the bees knees.

Dre
07-09-2009, 11:00 AM
You must have been the bees tits.

Fixed for clarity.

The black guy
07-09-2009, 11:00 AM
jet=douches

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 11:00 AM
This band stinks.
sorry. I just don't fucking get it at all.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 11:01 AM
ah jimmy, pretending he knows anything about Jet.

Serial
07-09-2009, 11:04 AM
Snort! Snort! TYPE TYPE TYPE Snort Snort. UGH!

English Gent
07-09-2009, 11:07 AM
You know, if anything ever happens to Bono.............

KNUCKLEUP
07-09-2009, 11:08 AM
i thought this song was going to blow judging by the intro guitar line, but i don't mind this song now.

Kicked Frisky
07-09-2009, 11:08 AM
First Lust For Life, now My Sharona. Great.

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:09 AM
good tune...gonna have to check out the original

Kicked Frisky
07-09-2009, 11:12 AM
Here comes johnny yen again, With the liquor and drugs...

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 11:13 AM
here's a quick rule...if your drummer can do all of his shit on a tamborine, you stink.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 11:13 AM
http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/images/music-scene-trainspotting.jpg

Dre
07-09-2009, 11:14 AM
http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/images/music-scene-trainspotting.jpg

Adore both the book and film.

Have you checked out the book? AMAZING.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 11:16 AM
Have you checked out the book? AMAZING.

Read the book before seeing the film. Completely unfilmable, which is why the movie only has about 5 of the book's stories, I guess.

samurai
07-09-2009, 11:17 AM
http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/images/music-scene-trainspotting.jpg

How does Annie Lennox tie in to this?.:icon_conf

zoal
07-09-2009, 11:18 AM
Morning

Stig
07-09-2009, 11:20 AM
While driving with my Dad a Bee flys into the car and goes right into his short sleeve shirt.

Without flinching my Dad grabs the section of his shirt where the bee is and squishes, shakes it out, and chucks the thing out of the window.

I'd step on the gas and go head on into uncoming traffic.

That happened to me once. Except the bee stung me right in the middle of the back. You know - the part you can't possibly reach.

Dre
07-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Read the book before seeing the film. Completely unfilmable, which is why the movie only has about 5 of the book's stories, I guess.

I enjoy them both separately as separate works, but ya, as an adaptation, not that amazing.

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 11:29 AM
why the fuck are we in best of.
ass shit.

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Dilbert got fired...that sucks

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:30 AM
why the fuck are we in best of.
ass shit.

this isnt best of they just came back from break

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:31 AM
oooo Otto came back in for the last segment

loganfield
07-09-2009, 11:32 AM
They did the ol' switch-er-ooo....

English Gent
07-09-2009, 11:32 AM
I enjoy them both separately as separate works, but ya, as an adaptation, not that amazing.

Still a great film, though. There's no other way that they could have filmed it. Interestingly, they did a stage version in London before the movie (with Ewen Bremner [Spud] as Renton).

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 11:33 AM
why the fuck are we in best of.
ass shit.

When did Otto come in ;), or is that the drummer from Jet.
That would be a strange Australian accent.

Dre
07-09-2009, 11:34 AM
Still a great film, though. There's no other way that they could have filmed it. Interestingly, they did a stage version in London before the movie (with Ewen Bremner [Spud] as Renton).

Ya, I LOVE both. Did you attend that stage version?

nataskaos
07-09-2009, 11:34 AM
this isnt best of they just came back from break

you're as dumb as the day is long.

English Gent
07-09-2009, 11:35 AM
Ya, I LOVE both. Did you attend that stage version?

No, I never saw it, so I have no clue how they adapted it.

Stig
07-09-2009, 11:36 AM
Dilbert.... sucks
Trimmed for truth.

Stig
07-09-2009, 11:38 AM
This is a worst-of. There are bleachers.

Dre
07-09-2009, 11:39 AM
All comic strips except for Cyanide and Happiness BLOW!

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:41 AM
you're as dumb as the day is long.

the day is not long especially when you are having fun

IMan
07-09-2009, 11:41 AM
This is a worst-of. There are bleachers.

you didnt hear they got bleachers put in the long hallway

BRONCOS
07-09-2009, 11:45 AM
David!

The_Virus
07-09-2009, 01:23 PM
Afternoon 'baggers...

Stig
07-09-2009, 03:59 PM
Re-Kay.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:02 PM
re-kay indeed

Thelateshowkid
07-09-2009, 04:05 PM
Re-Kay.

Cold-kay

Cold-what??

COLDPLAY!!!

LiddyRules
07-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Another Michael Jackson day? or, rather, kay?

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Howdy boys........

LiddyRules
07-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Hey, it's you.

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:11 PM
Hey, it's you.

it CERTAINLY is.......how's it goin' Lid-ster?

Paux Fas
07-09-2009, 04:12 PM
Another Michael Jackson day? or, rather, kay?

gawd I hope not

LiddyRules
07-09-2009, 04:14 PM
it CERTAINLY is.......how's it goin' Lid-ster? Existential misery.

gawd I hope not If they won't speak out against Al Sharpton, who will?

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:16 PM
Existential misery.

I wouldn't expect any less.....y'know Liddy.....sometimes, I think I miss you most of all, Scarecrow....

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:17 PM
Cold-kay

Cold-what??

COLDPLAY!!!

you broke the code

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:18 PM
Jesus! Mobo's here!

Furtherman
07-09-2009, 04:18 PM
GREAT to hear Anthony call out O'Reilly for the phony he is to thousands of rubes.

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:20 PM
gawd I hope not

It's not MJ the whole show.

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Jesus! Mobo's here!

Well, it IS my Birfday.....where else am I going to whore myself out for some acknowledgement? I mean, it's not like I have any real friends.....

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:23 PM
Well, it IS my Birfday.....where else am I going to whore myself out for some acknowledgement? I mean, it's not like I have any real friends.....

visit the Mobo Birf thread :action-sm
It's the place to be.

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Well, it IS my Birfday.....where else am I going to whore myself out for some acknowledgement? I mean, it's not like I have any real friends.....

Happy Birfday, sir! Here, I got you a meatspin.
(www.meatspin.com)

Paux Fas
07-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Jesus! Mobo's here!

I don't know but I don't think Jesus cares...

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:26 PM
I don't know but I don't think Jesus cares...

I meant Jesus Montoya. The doorman. I want Mobo's ass thrown the fuck out.

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:27 PM
visit the Mobo Birf thread :action-sm
It's the place to be.

Thank you, sir.....I was surprised by the existence of said thread...seeing as how I haven't really posted for a while....I knew Wackbag wouldn't forget about me.....

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Happy Birfday, sir! Here, I got you a meatspin.
(www.meatspin.com)

Got a gift receipt for that?

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Peter king took a swipe at the media for giving all this attention to MJ

pst Opie, you are apart of this media coverage.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:31 PM
oh uncle Michael-Paul

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:31 PM
Got a gift receipt for that?

Yes. Here.
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/tubyuck.jpg

Mobo
07-09-2009, 04:31 PM
I meant Jesus Montoya. The doorman. I want Mobo's ass thrown the fuck out.

http://tuliobertorini.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jesus.jpg?

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:32 PM
which girl in the bed would have been oldest?

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:34 PM
http://itsnotlup.us/notlupus.png
http://episteme.arstechnica.com/evefiles/photo_albums/1/5/3/153003937931/196004377931_1747BD332F6375FAE020909DEA39ED2D.jpg

RobeSoup&Tears
07-09-2009, 04:35 PM
This morning GMA was reporting that MJ had Lupis and that apparently that would explain the hair. hair. umberella, glove, vitali...vitale...vita...Bleached Skin.

Wilmington WOW
07-09-2009, 04:39 PM
holy shit did they fuck up the pool story
come on guys read the newpaper

Furtherman
07-09-2009, 04:41 PM
holy shit did they fuck up the pool story
come on guys read the newpaper

Seriously... this wasn't a media overblown story... this was the real racist thing.

LiddyRules
07-09-2009, 04:46 PM
It's not MJ the whole show. How much, percentage wise?

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:48 PM
how much, percentage wise?

36.2%

Paux Fas
07-09-2009, 04:50 PM
36.2%

That's 36.1% too much.

Stig
07-09-2009, 04:53 PM
That's 36.1% too much.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/DRPHILL_01/Applase.gifhttp://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/DRPHILL_01/Applase.gifhttp://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/DRPHILL_01/Applase.gif

BigJewishTits
07-09-2009, 07:54 PM
Those South America gigs are rough.

heh heh, you made a funny.

Aaron Burrito
07-09-2009, 08:49 PM
Why did the show end so early?