Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 06/14/09 - Aborted Fetus Fun Tuesday

[English Gent]

Hiya, asscunts!

[Saikotic]

Wholesome, tasty and on target. Nice title.

[Saikotic]

Wow. This is seriously not for the weak of heart. I thought I'd be an asshole and post some questionable pictures related to the thread title. I quickly decided against it. I really can't believe people are out there posting this shit.

That said, here's jerkoff material for the Gent (website):

http://www.mttu.com/abort-pics/index.html


I'm fucking serious. It's gruesome.

[cokelogic]

Morning all.

[Saikotic]

HOLY SHIT! LARRY KING DEAD AT 75!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_King

story:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/13/larry-king-found-dead/index.html (http://www.meatspin.com)

[Saikotic]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SA9UFqJ4kZI/AAAAAAAAAcg/UJRJVbeU5vY/s320/glasses%2Bmonkey.jpg

How important is the heart to living?

[English Gent]

HOLY SHIT! LARRY KING DEAD AT 75!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_King

story:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/13/larry-king-found-dead/index.html (http://www.meatspin.com)

Amateur........

[Saikotic]

Ain't shit else going on in this thread.

[English Gent]

'Blanket Hates The Light' should be the name of the kids' band.

[cokelogic]

Ain't shit else going on in this thread.Nope. It's just us 3 asses and we have nothing to say.

[Saikotic]

http://blog.pichunter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/daphne-rosen3-small.jpg

http://babes.almightyzeus.com/danni/daphnerosen/pics/daphnerosen_012.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

[English Gent]

http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

He looks like a fucking muppet.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Saikotic]

Cokey beat me to it.

[cokelogic]

He threw out the first "Ball".

[English Gent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[cokelogic]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0_YWUhMvRm4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0_YWUhMvRm4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>See post #14 :action-sm

[English Gent]

I think that we've got the 'mayor's terrible 1st pitch' video covered, boys........

[keithjay]

Blankets real momhttp://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:PjwqwGuUgt78tM:http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/100best/images/storyA_main.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4All 3 of us got the same video for each other.

[cokelogic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Saikotic]

I tried to edit mine out quickly. Ah well.

[English Gent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Awful Me]

Morning Buddays


Vos also invented "Cold Slaw" yesterday.

[Blue Heeler]

All 3 of us got the same video for each other.

Quit posting and get back to work!

That mayor video is 2 years old...Letterman had him on to throw out another pitch. He handles the city budget about the same...fucking liberal.

[Saikotic]

Anyone have that mayor video?

[Saikotic]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SA9UFqJ4kZI/AAAAAAAAAcg/UJRJVbeU5vY/s320/glasses%2Bmonkey.jpg

By the way, does everyone know that Larry King died? :icon_cry:

[Saikotic]

Michael Jackson molestation video:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0_YWUhMvRm4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0_YWUhMvRm4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[cokelogic]

The Fred videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[west milly tom]

I took a line drive to the face pitching batting practice during a tournament, no screen. I won't throw bp without one ever again.

[Saikotic]

Fred can't throw for shit.

[cokelogic]

Quit posting and get back to work!

That mayor video is 2 years old...Letterman had him on to throw out another pitch. He handles the city budget about the same...fucking liberal.I'm putting together page one today. Here's a video I made last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Saikotic]

Woah, this shit gets MILLIONS of views? Yecch.

[Awful Me]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh turn it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[west milly tom]

What the fuck?

[Falldog]

Morning all. I just woke up, and turned in, stil can't see clearly.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

[Justin Sane]

The fuck is this?

[cokelogic]

This is what happens when you give a latchkey kid a video camera.

[Awful Me]

The fuck is this?

It's "Fred" from youtube, and it's just insane.

[west milly tom]

He sounds like the leave Brittney alone guy.

[cokelogic]

The fuck is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Awful Me]

This is what happens when you give a latchkey kid a video camera.



Where's a fucking child abductor/molester/murderer when you need one?

[Saikotic]

I want to hate-**** Fred with a chainsaw. Too bad they aren't reading IFs

[Saikotic]

Where's a fucking child abductor/molester/murderer when you need one?

:action-sm

[Awful Me]

I want to hate-**** Fred with a chainsaw. Too bad they aren't reading IFs



Because if Opie was reading them he couldn't honestly say "Half the IF's love it, half the IF's hate it...."

[Saikotic]

God damn Cokey is making me chuckle.

[cokelogic]

God damn Cokey is making me chuckle.Oooooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[cokelogic]

Cue Dust In the Wind.

[cokelogic]

Vos' joke book.

[Justin Sane]

Pot Talk Tuesday

[keithjay]

Millions of years from now people will still find these fucking things sticking to shit
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:eHudmBEgJmLToM:http://users.rcn.com/rpalandrojr/XM/Wow%2520Resized%2520for%25204x6.jpg

[Vyce]

They already did a special on this on Discovery or TLC or one of those channels. The Hoover Dam is pretty much the last human artifact that would survive. Everything else pretty much disappears as if we never existed, and in RIDICULOUSLY short time too.

[cokelogic]

Millions of years from now people will still find these fucking things sticking to shit
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:eHudmBEgJmLToM:http://users.rcn.com/rpalandrojr/XM/Wow%2520Resized%2520for%25204x6.jpgYeah, there will be boxes full of them that were never sent out, even though people sent in a self-addressed envelope. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

Hoover Dam will still be making electricity 10 years later.

[Falldog]

Radio waves!

[cokelogic]

A plastic bowl.

[Blue Heeler]

What will be still be here after humans? the debt from the Obama Administration

[VilleDick]

Mel Karmazin's cheek implants will outlast us all

Morning

[Stig]

Stig's posts will still be here in 100,000 years.

[English Gent]

Check out this dummy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[VilleDick]

Check out this dummy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

Way to dig up 4 year old material Loki :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Check out this dummy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[cokelogic]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpgI don't get this running joke. What's the deal with Paul Riser?

[Stig]

I don't get this running joke. What's the deal with Paul Riser?

It's REISER, you FOOL! :mad4:

[Chester'sLiver]

oh Matt doesn't know who simple Mike is..That guy is funny watch out for Intern Matt....Yuck what a douche. Simple mike is an ass but Intern Matt is an uber douche.

[English Gent]

I don't get this running joke. What's the deal with Paul Riser?

Everything's explained in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Vyce]

http://static.fameball.com/imgcache/259/61/0

Would you hit it?

[Stig]

http://static.fameball.com/imgcache/259/61/0

Would you hit it?

I think I might, just for the hell of it.

[Lil Precious]

Morning Baggers!!!

Getting divorced today...wish me luck!!!

[English Gent]

http://static.fameball.com/imgcache/259/61/0

Would you hit it?

With a car, maybe.

[VilleDick]

Morning Baggers!!!

Getting divorced today...wish me luck!!!

Given your situation you're a little short on luck I see :action-sm

[Vyce]

170 lbs. isn't "monstrous", Opie.

[Stig]

Morning Baggers!!!

Getting divorced today...wish me luck!!!

Congratulations. You'll never regret it. :action-sm

[Stig]

170 lbs. isn't "monstrous", Opie.

120 is monstrous to Opie.

[VilleDick]

God dammit, I hate the anti-biotic I'm on. It's giving me the shits hardcore

[Awful Me]

I can't link because I can't youtube at work, but there is a Biz Markie live version Benny and the Jets that kicks ass.

[Bluestreak]

G'mornin AZT recipients.

Did anyone post the video of the terrible first pitch by the mayor?

[Pearce]

Wendy Williams

In 2006 Method Man had a highly personal and highly publicized conflict with New York radio host Wendy Williams on The Breakdown, an internet show on ONLOQ.com. Williams talked on air about Method Man's wife having cancer, which was something he had wanted to keep private and even her own family members had not yet known about. He said that people who lived next door to him didn't even know, but Williams had dug it up and made it public over the radio.

Williams also reported rumors that Method Man had even been having an affair with his wife's doctor. Method Man first heard of this while in recording sessions in Los Angeles. “She said me and [the doctor] was fucking. What kind of shit is that, man? You don't do that to nobody. I was ready. I was so mad, I was crying right there and I'm like, "I'm gonna kill some fucking body" but my [Wu-Tang] friends kept me in L.A.”

[Bluestreak]

http://static.fameball.com/imgcache/259/61/0

Would you hit it?

There's some sort of Photoshop/MySpace voodoo goin on there.

[Justin Sane]

I can't link because I can't youtube at work, but there is a Biz Markie live version Benny and the Jets that kicks ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iFYJYwtjpc

[Vyce]

120 is monstrous to Opie.

I should note, I'm not even into bigger girls, for the most part. I like slender and / or petite women.

But 170 lbs. isn't monstrous. Depending upon the height of the woman, it might not even make them fat. I'm not going to sit here and act like I've never fucked a 170 pounder before.

[English Gent]

G'mornin AZT recipients.

Did anyone post the video of the terrible first pitch by the mayor?

I don't think so, but here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[TreeFortRichard]

she looks like an NFL linebacker dressed as Mariah Carey

[Stig]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w78/SawneyBean/wendy_williams.jpg?t=1247573465
The REAL Wendy Williams had the good sense to blow her brains out.

[dolemyte]

Wendy Williams

In 2006 Method Man had a highly personal and highly publicized conflict with New York radio host Wendy Williams on The Breakdown, an internet show on ONLOQ.com. Williams talked on air about Method Man's wife having cancer, which was something he had wanted to keep private and even her own family members had not yet known about. He said that people who lived next door to him didn't even know, but Williams had dug it up and made it public over the radio.

Williams also reported rumors that Method Man had even been having an affair with his wife's doctor. Method Man first heard of this while in recording sessions in Los Angeles. “She said me and [the doctor] was fucking. What kind of shit is that, man? You don't do that to nobody. I was ready. I was so mad, I was crying right there and I'm like, "I'm gonna kill some fucking body" but my [Wu-Tang] friends kept me in L.A.”


She's pissed off alot fo hip hop people as well as getting into a near fight with Hot 97 former co-workers

I used to listen to her show when the boys where off the air...

[Stig]

I don't think so, but here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

I think it's adorable the way you're trying to start a bit here.

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning... :haha7:

I tune into the show at work (online) and the volume is up...the first words I and others around hear: "Wendy Williams is a Monster".

[VilleDick]

Cheryl sucks

[TreeFortRichard]

ooooh opie read my feedback

[VilleDick]

ooooh opie read my feedback

No he didn't. :D

[dolemyte]

Ehh... if you're into that stuff, her show is good simply for the reason she isn't scared to talk shit about celebs/hip hop stars

[VilleDick]

Serena is definitely a monster

[dolemyte]

With Jimmy, i'd give a toe to fuck Serena... She looks like she would ride like a bush bitch on a zebra

[Stig]

Ehh... if you're into that stuff, her show is good simply for the reason she isn't scared to talk shit about celebs/hip hop stars

She'll be killed eventually.

[Pearce]

Jimmy could look at a sasquatch and find a way to salivate over it.

[Bluestreak]

I think we need to offset these monsters with a little class.

-Edit-
Removed the link - I dug into that site and Avast went up like a Christmas tree.

[Pearce]

Star Jones is sexy.

http://img.skinnyvscurvy.com/2009/01/star-jones-bikini-11.jpg

[Pearce]

This is the thing that Jimmy is dying to fuck

http://tennisclub.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/venus_williams_mussels_Wimbledon.png

[Stig]

Wait - Fry That Chicken is a real song, and not just some big racist joke?

Alright, I never want to hear anyone bitch about being stereotyped ever again.

[cokelogic]

It's REISER, you FOOL! :mad4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[dolemyte]

Wait - Fry That Chicken is a real song, and not just some big racist joke?

Alright, I never want to hear anyone bitch about being stereotyped ever again.


Some ppl make a career out of cooning... It is what it is

[Stig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

Don't encourage him, Cokie.

[cokelogic]

To win the WWE prize package, be the 10th caller to call in and say, "I'm lonely".

[Stig]

Some ppl make a career out of cooning... It is what it is

Cooning is a verb... I like it!


Conjugating the verb, "Coon."

I be cooning
You be cooning
He/She be cooning
We be cooning
They be cooning

[Stig]

To win the WWE prize package, be the 10th caller to call in and say, "I'm lonely".

Did you win?






:action-sm

[English Gent]

This is the thing that Jimmy is dying to fuck

http://tennisclub.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/venus_williams_mussels_Wimbledon.png

'She' looks like 'she' should have a huge fucking clock hanging around her neck.

[English Gent]

Don't encourage him, Cokie.

Hey, you have Paul Reiser, I have http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Stig]

NO!!! Listening to Indy Car Racing on the radio is NOT like riding shotgun off of ANY FUCKING LAUNCHPAD, WITH ANYONE, ANYWHERE ON EARTH!


Edit: Oh Jesus Fucking Christ - they're playing it again...

[Stig]

Hey, you have Paul Reiser, I have http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

Jealous.

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[samurai]

Jealous.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

How could he not be?

[crippledalbino]

Early to bed, early to Reiser,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and also Reiser.

[English Gent]

Opie's wrong. The El Tovar Hotel isn't at the main visiting area on the South Rim, it's to the west at Grand Canyon Village.

[crippledalbino]

Opie's wrong. The El Tovar Hotel isn't at the main visiting area on the South Rim, it's to the west at Grand Canyon Village.

Sweet, I was totally hoping to have an edgy Grand Canyon hotel discussion this morning, because we're fucking hardcore.

[Stig]

Early to bed, early to Reiser,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and also Reiser.

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[English Gent]

Sweet, I was totally hoping to have an edgy Grand Canyon hotel discussion this morning, because we're fucking hardcore.

Well, it's preferable to Paul Reiser references.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How about human fossils.

Due to size
http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/g/U/1/human-fossil.jpg

[KNUCKLEUP]

morning.

have to leave for class.

:(

keep it real, homies.

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[cokelogic]

I'd love to ask Dr Kaku about the physics of this pitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4
Small amount of energy and it's projection, factoring gravity.

[samurai]

Opie's wrong. The El Tovar Hotel isn't at the main visiting area on the South Rim, it's to the west at Grand Canyon Village.

Well, it's preferable to Paul Reiser references

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg
I am El Tiny-Reiser!

[crippledalbino]

Well, it's preferable to Paul Reiser references.

I know, to be honest with you, I don't know where these references even come from.
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[Stig]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg
I am El Tiny-Reiser!

It's Terror-Reising.

[Paux Fas]

So how many times did they replay bits of the Dana White interview this morning, if not in it's entirety yet.

[crippledalbino]

It's Terror-Reising.

You just trying to get a Reis out of us?

[Stig]

So how many times did they replay bits of the Dana White interview this morning, if not in it's entirety yet.

Surprisingly, none that I've heard. But you never know when that subject will aReis.

[samurai]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RsbfeX5C6Dc/R8oJE6gOpqI/AAAAAAAAAqw/5XtD73UViT4/s320/Karate-Do+Andre+Bertel+-+Matama+Japan.JPG
Japan....Land of the Reiser sun.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

[Paux Fas]

Surprisingly, none that I've heard. But you never know when that subject will aReis.

This is going to go on all day isn't it.

[Wilmington WOW]

Check out Life After People on the History Channel.
It is on Demand
very cool

but the question is will Paul Reiser survive?

[samurai]

This is going to go on all day isn't it.

It's stock is on the Reiser.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

[crippledalbino]

I'm thirsty.
Anyone want to join me for a little Reiserling?
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

This show has been pretty average Danny.

[Stig]

Opie is whining about Dr. Steve's wine.

[Paux Fas]

Check out Life After People on the History Channel.
It is on Demand
very cool

I've seen a few episodes of that. Great show.

[samurai]

I'm thirsty.
Anyone want to join me for a little Reiserling?
http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

Does that go well with Reiseroni?
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

[Awful Me]

my reisatar is better than all the clone reisartars

[Stig]

Check out Life After People on the History Channel.
It is on Demand
very cool

but the question is will Paul Reiser survive?

They're just now getting first-run episodes of Mad About You on Alpha Centauri.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

"Some men are goin' to do some drinking."

http://www.theworldwidewine.com/the_honeymooners_and_chianti.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

I've seen a few episodes of that. Great show.

Now when I see a weed shoot out of a crack in concrete I think - it's starting.
Nature alway wins in the end.




O&A used to think that.

[crippledalbino]

my reisatar is better than all the clone reisartars

Yeah, it feels good to be an ostracized loner, doesn't it?

[Paux Fas]

Now when I see a weed shoot out of a crack in concrete I think - it's starting.
Nature alway wins in the end.




O&A used to think that.

Well there goes that theory.

[Awful Me]

Yeah, it feels good to be an ostracized loner, doesn't it?



There can be only Reislander

[Wilmington WOW]

how about this wendy williams - O

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w78/SawneyBean/wendy_williams.jpg

[Paux Fas]

Crip cover your ears.. it's a Steve promo..

[crippledalbino]

Crip cover your ears.. it's a Steve promo..

He didn't ruin it!
I am amazed!!!

[Stig]

how about this wendy williams - O

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w78/SawneyBean/wendy_williams.jpg

You're a page or two late, sir.

[crippledalbino]

There can be only Reislander

Yeah, but you aren't Chrisreiser Lambert.

[Paux Fas]

He didn't ruin it!
I am amazed!!!

I was waiting for the obligatory woman being hit over the head with a shovel and screaming sound clip that's in every single one of his promos. I'm pleasantly surprised.

[Stig]

I was waiting for the obligatory woman being hit over the head with a shovel and screaming sound clip that's in every single one of his promos. I'm pleasantly surprised.

And disappointingly unaroused?

[Awful Me]

Yeah, but you aren't Chrisreiser Lambert.



But I am Adrian PaulREISER!

[Wilmington WOW]

You're a page or two late, sir.

and I am Mr late to the thread

ha ha, we both went for the big tits and rubbing her box picture.

[crippledalbino]

I was waiting for the obligatory woman being hit over the head with a shovel and screaming sound clip that's in every single one of his promos. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Good to know that he has read our fine threads and listened intently to our carefully worded advice.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Extra Polar Ice is pretty good.
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:QfEyO2iu2-fBgM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/anneheathen/media/WrigleycomExtra_1224976199672.png

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How goes it?

[crippledalbino]

But I am Adrian PaulREISER!

You're not even Adrian in Rocky.

[crippledalbino]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How goes it?

Resierific as it always is.

[Paux Fas]

And disappointingly unaroused?

I don't know what that feeling is like..

[samurai]

And disappointingly unaroused?

I too am unareised.
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

[Dre]

You're not even Adrian in Rocky.

A boo.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/0a61/Jake/511l.jpg

[Paux Fas]

Good to know that he has read our fine threads and listened intently to our carefully worded advice.

A little constructive criticism goes a long way. :icon_wink

[Stig]

A little constructive criticism goes a long way. :icon_wink

Good point.

You should be more funny. I mean that in the nicest way possible. :action-sm

[Paux Fas]

"When you type DULL for the offer price at check out"... dear god I hate that commercial.

[Awful Me]

You're not even Adrian in Rocky.

Adorable Adrian Adonis maybe?

[Paux Fas]

Good point.

You should be more funny. I mean that in the nicest way possible. :action-sm

But the bitch, piss, and moan bit is my schtick. I'm a woman, it's all I know how to do.

[crippledalbino]

How is it that 'Smoke Assassin' sounded fucking awesome until this commercial got their hands on the phrase?

[Blue Heeler]

How is it that 'Smoke Assassin' sounded fucking awesome until this commercial got their hands on the phrase?

So someone is selling cancer now under a different name?

[Stig]

But the bitch, piss, and moan bit is my schtick. I'm a woman, it's all I know how to do.

Too bad. A good blow job could wipe the slate clean.

[Stig]

So someone is selling cancer now under a different name?

Yes. "Bobo."

[cokelogic]

I need sleep, but I'm wide awake. ugh.

[samurai]

But the bitch, piss, and moan bit is my schtick. I'm a woman, it's all I know how to do.

All you can do is try to reis above it. I'm partial to the punt, pass and kick.

[Paux Fas]

Too bad. A good blow job could wipe the slate clean.

How do you think men put up with me?

[Paux Fas]

All you can do is try to reis above it. I'm partial to the punt, pass and kick.

:haha7:

[crippledalbino]

So someone is selling cancer now under a different name?
Yes, "Gift of Oni".
I need sleep, but I'm wide awake. ugh.

Oh, Uncle Reiser.

[cokelogic]

Yes, "Gift of Oni". Hey you, get your god damn hands off him.

Gift of Oni is going to be good. :icon_cool

[Paux Fas]

Waits for the Opie rant where he displays what a radio genius he is.

[Stig]

Oh, Uncle Reiser.

He's Mad About You. If you're 7.

[cokelogic]

People will pay for radio, when it lasts longer than two light years.

[crippledalbino]

Hey you, get your god damn hands off him.

Gift of Oni is going to be good. :icon_cool
I know.
I actually have a feeling it's going to be amazing.
BUT...
This is a listening thread. You know how the game is played.
He's Mad About You. If you're 7.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H-aqxr948Ms/SE2eP5FBnuI/AAAAAAAAA1A/zg2bAOKfLgQ/s200/paul%2Breiser.jpg

[cokelogic]

He's Mad About You. If you're 7.
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[cokelogic]

I know.
I actually have a feeling it's going to be amazing.
BUT...
This is a listening thread. You know how the game is played.
Yeah, I know. And I'm playing too. Literal Crippled Reiser. :icon_bigg

[crippledalbino]

Yeah, I know. And I'm playing too. Literal Crippled Reiser. :icon_bigg

I should do the music for it so that project becomes the trifecta of listening thread douchebaggery.

[Stig]

That Avril Lavigne song got her a lawsuit from an old band called The Rubinoos who that song TOTALLY ripped off.
Go 40 seconds in.
OgXjnorJE5E

[Awful Me]

He's Mad About You. If you're 7.



It's Uncle Paul knockin at the door

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/Aliens09.jpeg

[crippledalbino]

That Avril Lavigne song got her a lawsuit from an old band called The Rubinoos who that song TOTALLY ripped off.
Go 40 seconds in.
OgXjnorJE5E

I care.
No no, I seriously care.
Really, I'm just a big bucket of care.

[Paux Fas]

That Avril Lavigne song got her a lawsuit from an old band called The Rubinoos who that song TOTALLY ripped off.
Go 40 seconds in.
OgXjnorJE5E

You would know this.

[Stig]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

Wow. It's been a while. There's so much great competition here today...
I'd like to thank Cokelogic, and all the other people who made this Star possible. I'd also like to thank God, my manager, Bernie Steinberg, and, of course Wackbag.
Thank you! :action-sm

[Stig]

You would know this.

It was in the news.

[cokelogic]

Jeff Dunham's dead terrorist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[crippledalbino]

Wow. It's been a while. There's so much great competition here today...
I'd like to thank Cokelogic, and all the other people who made this Star possible. I'd also like to thank God, my manager, Bernie Steinberg, and, of course Wackbag.
Thank you! :action-sm
We totally need to Birbiglia you.
It was in the news.

Try making your references about VH1 shows called "The Bassist for Warrant Marries a Plant"

[Paux Fas]

It was in the news.

If it wasn't on cnn.com, I know nothing about it.

[Stig]

Jeff Dunham stinks on fucking ice.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://cdn.showbizspy.com/static/emmawat.jpg

Jeff Dunham can suck it

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jeff is also one of the most viewed 'Watch Now' videos on Netflix.

[Stig]

If it wasn't on cnn.com, I know nothing about it.

Don the Trucker would say that if you watch CNN, you STILL no nothing about it.

[cokelogic]

This is proof Jeff Dunham fans are idiots.

[crippledalbino]

http://cdn.showbizspy.com/static/emmawat.jpg

Jeff Dunham can suck it

Back when the first Harry Potter movie came out, I went to a wedding in France with her agent. So, y'know, that's my contribution.

[Awful Me]

"how do you spell it"
"A-C-Flem...."



elle oh elle

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha this bit failed for Opie
he was already to smash this guy, but jimmy and ant didn't hate it.

[crippledalbino]

Don the Trucker would say that if you watch CNN, you STILL no nothing about it.

Don The Trucker would also say that the punishment for thinking slightly to the left should be a bullet to the brain.

[samurai]

Wow. It's been a while. There's so much great competition here today...
I'd like to thank Cokelogic, and all the other people who made this Star possible. I'd also like to thank God, my manager, Bernie Steinberg, and, of course Wackbag.
Thank you! :action-sm

Aren't you forgetting someone important?

[Paux Fas]

wtf is this?

speaking of useless information, I was up the other night suffering from insomnia and I caught an episode of Mister Rogers Neighborhood. How did anyone not realize how much of a kid toucher he was. I used to love that show as a wee lad. What does that say about me?

[Stig]

She sucks. But she's super hot.
http://popbytes.com/img/shakira-she-wolf-album-1.jpg

[TreeFortRichard]

stay on target....

today =
wendy williams is a monster

http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=wendy+williams+is+a+monster

or

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wendy+williams+is+a+monster

[Stig]

wtf is this?

speaking of useless information, I was up the other night suffering from insomnia and I caught an episode of Mister Rogers Neighborhood. How did anyone not realize how much of a kid toucher he was. I used to love that show as a wee lad. What does that say about me?

You used to be a guy?

[crippledalbino]

Aren't you forgetting someone important?

Yes, he's forgetting Mobo, the man with the plan.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.celeb-next.com/stephanie_courtney.jpg

stephanie courtney not in the commercial

not bad

[crippledalbino]

stay on Reiser....

today =
Paul Reiser is a Reiser

http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=Paul+Reiser+is+a+Reiser

or

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Paul+Reiser+is+a+Reiser

Fixed

[Stig]

http://www.celeb-next.com/stephanie_courtney.jpg

stephanie courtney not in the commercial

not bad

I'd hit it. But the commercials have jumped the shark.

[Paux Fas]

A.D.D radio at it's finest.

[Stig]

"Par-tay-ing?" Die, cunt.

[crippledalbino]

I'm sorry, I totally zoned out for a while.

What the fuck is this that we're listening to?

[Paux Fas]

hahahaa one woman kind of man

[Paux Fas]

I'm sorry, I totally zoned out for a while.

What the fuck is this that we're listening to?

I'm listening and I can't figure it out.

[samurai]

A.D.D radio at it's finest.

I have ADD and I'm not convinced. I'll give my final appreiser in 30 minutes. Wait, what did you ask? Hold on, I hear something beeping.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahaha, that was a good juicy fart

[crippledalbino]

Okay, so we're talking about youtube, then Jeff Dunham, then... then I don't even know what.

WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS DRECK?!?

[Paux Fas]

I'm just going to watch Maury in hopes that another ex makes an appearance.

[crippledalbino]

Show wigs?
Dorrito crumbs?
Is this what people with vaginas like to listen to?!?

[Paux Fas]

Is there a reason why Jim is kissing this awful woman's ass? Is he going to be on her show or something?

[samurai]

Okay, so we're talking about youtube, then Jeff Dunham, then... then I don't even know what.

WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS DRECK?!?

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg
He implores you.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

This is horrifyingly bad....although I do love me some CoCo

http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/coco-5.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/iceberg187/CocoRed.jpg

[cokelogic]

This is like listening to play by play of football on the radio. I can't follow it. It's just fucking noise to me.

[Stig]

When I hear someone say "Baby Daddy" in a non-sarcastic way, I want to kill them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hahah...I'm guessing it's a deep midnight in the crowd

[cokelogic]

This is horrifyingly bad....although I do love me some CoCo

http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/coco-5.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/iceberg187/CocoRed.jpg
That is a mighty ass!

[Stig]

Show wigs?
Dorrito crumbs?
Is this what people with vaginas like to listen to?!?

Black people with vaginas, actually.

[crippledalbino]

This is horrifyingly bad....although I do love me some CoCo

http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/coco-5.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/iceberg187/CocoRed.jpg

Every time I've ever answered a 'curvy' woman's ad on Craigslist, that's what I've been hoping for.

...and it never is.

[Pearce]

19. wendy williams
75. rickey smiley morning show
88. miss howard stern
92. mojo in the morning

[samurai]

This is horrifyingly bad....although I do love me some CoCo

http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/coco-5.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/iceberg187/CocoRed.jpg

Kaboom!

Yes please.

[crippledalbino]

19. wendy williams
75. rickey smiley morning show
88. miss howard stern
92. mojo in the morning

I miss universalremojo.

[crippledalbino]

Ugh.
Nevermind, Steve hasn't listened to our cries.

[Stig]

Ugh.
Nevermind, Steve hasn't listened to our cries.

Cry all you want. He'll just keep hitting and fucking.

[samurai]

19. wendy williams
75. rickey smiley morning show
88. miss howard stern
92. mojo in the morning

Where do you rate "Who's line is it anyway" starring Opie, Steve C., Erock and Wayne Brady?

[Paux Fas]

Brian needs to calm the fuck down.

[Awful Me]

Until they played that clip earlier, I had never heard Jeff Dunham.

[TeenBungle]

Hello, Reisers.

How's the show? Worth downloading later?

I loathe Jeff Dunham.

[crippledalbino]

Until they played that clip earlier, I had never heard Jeff Dunham.

He was hilarious when I was 12 years old and he had puppets.

[Paux Fas]

Until they played that clip earlier, I had never heard Jeff Dunham.

Same here.

[crippledalbino]

Hello, Reisers.

How's the show? Worth downloading later?

You know that you're the reason that every bit fails, right?

[Stig]

Until they played that clip earlier, I had never heard Jeff Dunham.

Same here.

The shame of it is that you'll never unlearn who he is. Your innocence is forever lost.

[Paux Fas]

The shame of it is that you'll never unlearn who he is. Your innocence is forever lost.

Fortunately for me, my brain zoned out of that bit after the first 5 seconds.

[Paux Fas]

Thank you Jim. He's the fucking president, not a comedian. I don't go to work to make people laugh, I go there to do my job.

oh wait...

[Stig]

You could zone out of an AIDS :rap:, and it wouldn't matter. Same thing.

[Awful Me]

The shame of it is that you'll never unlearn who he is. Your innocence is forever lost.



Unlearn who?

[Stig]

Thank you Jim. He's the fucking president, not a comedian. I don't go to work to make people laugh, I go there to do my job.

oh wait...

What a coincidence. I call him "The Fucking President," too! :action-sm

[English Gent]

Okay, so we're talking about youtube, then Jeff Dunham, then... then I don't even know what.

WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS DRECK?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

[Dre]

At least Opie points out that that clip is old as shit, that was from an Office episode from ages ago.

[Stig]

Unlearn who?

http://deserttodistrict.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jeff_dunham_hi_res.jpg

[Pearce]

LOL, that stupid Paula Abdul music, love that bit

[Paux Fas]

E-rock fat jokes never get old lol

[Dre]

E-rock fat jokes never get old lol

Agreed. Especially when Jimmy makes them.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

At least Ope admitted that they've lost the whole audience & are just doing this to make themselves laugh :)

[Paux Fas]

haha Jimmy is killing :haha7:

[crippledalbino]

The Phoenix is owned by the same company that owns WFNX up here.

/usefulCrip

[RobeSoup&Tears]

S-O-B-E-R :haha7:

[Dre]

"The execrable Opie and Anthony" from The Phoenix. Good job, you used a thesaurus, I commend you. Newspaper reporters can be such faggots.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, I love their reactions when they watch some poor fucker eating a creampie

[RobeSoup&Tears]

haha Jimmy is killing :haha7:

qft

She's got her best china out... :haha7:

[Stig]

"The execrable Opie and Anthony" from The Phoenix. Good job, you used a thesaurus, I commend you. Newspaper reporters can be such faggots.

The Phoenix has certain political leanings that might lead them to resent O&A a bit... :rolleyes:
They're like the Cambridge Village Voice.

[Awful Me]

hahahaha, I love their reactions when they watch some poor fucker eating a creampie



I can't figure out why any man would take part in cuckolding, or why any man would watch videos of it.

[Stig]

Some people say Blow Job when they're passionate.

[crippledalbino]

Well, I'm glad that we did that.
Reiser - OUT!

[Bluestreak]

The Phoenix is a newspaper that a homeless man won't wipe his ass with.

And FUCK CNN or whatever fucking milquetoast "family news network" was that got all flustered about the word BLOWJOB!

[Paux Fas]

Some people say Blow Job when they're passionate.

And some just do them.

[crippledalbino]

The Phoenix is a newspaper that a homeless man won't wipe his ass with.

And FUCK CNN or whatever fucking milquetoast "family news network" was that got all flustered about the word BLOWJOB!

I was totally waiting to hear what your opinion on The Phoenix was.

[TeenBungle]

The Phoenix is owned by the same company that owns WFNX up here.

/usefulCrip

Yeah, The Phoenix media. There's also a Phoenix Portland and Phoenix Providence.

The Boston Phoenix is a waste of paper but I still say it's the best rock station in New England. It's the only FM station I still listen to.

[Dre]

"I'm sure she apologizes for that choice of words..."

That's where we gotten to in this country, we've gotten to the point where if any of your choice of words is remotely misconstrued as being used in a malicious fashion and not just said off the cuff, it's automatically assumed you're going to apologize. I would not only be not sorry, but I'd say it again. Blowjob when describing the act, (not in graphic detail, but just the fact that it occured), is not at all an offensive word.

The Phoenix has certain political leanings that might lead them to resent O&A a bit... :rolleyes:
They're like the Cambridge Village Voice.

YECH!

[crippledalbino]

Yeah, The Phoenix media. There's also a Phoenix Portland and Phoenix Providence.

The Boston Phoenix is a waste of paper but I still say it's the best rock station in New England. It's the only FM station I still listen to.

But if you turn on WBCN, you can hear 'Jeremy' by Pearl Jam. No one's ever heard that before.

[Bluestreak]

I was totally waiting to hear what your opinion on The Phoenix was.

I used to work for BCN, and I know people who work/ed at the Phoenix. Just sayin.

[crippledalbino]

I used to work for BCN, and I know people who work/ed at the Phoenix. Just sayin.

So what? I used to have a job too, motherfucker. Doesn't mean anyone wants to hear my opinion.


WHY WON'T ANYONE HIRE ME?!?:cry3::cry3::cry3:

Sorry.
Ahem.
Carry on, sir.

[TeenBungle]

HOly shit, speak of the devil. From my facebook: WBCN - R.I.P. Just got official notice from our WBZ rep that indeed WBCN will be off the air in mid-August, replaced by MIX104 FM. The old MIX 98.5 Slot will be replaced by a Sports Talk format. Friggin' the end of an era. The great talent that Oedipus assembled was the most influential force in Newbury Comics' history. God bless all who contributed to that great era of original new music in the 80's! -mike dreese

That's quite the coinky dink. That comes from Newbury Comics.

[crippledalbino]

HOly shit, speak of the devil. From my facebook: WBCN - R.I.P. Just got official notice from our WBZ rep that indeed WBCN will be off the air in mid-August, replaced by MIX104 FM. The old MIX 98.5 Slot will be replaced by a Sports Talk format. Friggin' the end of an era. The great talent that Oedipus assembled was the most influential force in Newbury Comics' history. God bless all who contributed to that great era of original new music in the 80's! -mike dreese

That's quite the coinky dink. That comes from Newbury Comics.

What's happening to T&R? Does anyone know?

[Stig]

What's happening to T&R? Does anyone know?

They'll be spinning today's hottest hits.

[TeenBungle]

What's happening to T&R? Does anyone know?

I'm looking into it. Can't find anything. My friend is a huge fan of theirs so I will ask him if they brought it up today.

It's odd it's coming from the Newbury Comic's feed on Facebook but why would they be saying shit if it wasn't completely legit. This has been rumored for awhile.

[Paux Fas]

HOly shit, speak of the devil. From my facebook: WBCN - R.I.P. Just got official notice from our WBZ rep that indeed WBCN will be off the air in mid-August, replaced by MIX104 FM. The old MIX 98.5 Slot will be replaced by a Sports Talk format. Friggin' the end of an era. The great talent that Oedipus assembled was the most influential force in Newbury Comics' history. God bless all who contributed to that great era of original new music in the 80's! -mike dreese

That's quite the coinky dink. That comes from Newbury Comics.

Well that's kind of a bummer. 'BCN has been around forever. They can just completely change a legendary station like that?

[TeenBungle]

Well that's kind of a bummer. 'BCN has been around forever. They can just completely change a legendary station like that?

It's been awful for years though. It's like a top 40 for mostly 90's "alternative" songs. They had some decent DJ's, most notably Adam 12, so I do feel bad but boy have they been coasting on their reputation for almost a decade now.

[Bluestreak]

So what? I used to have a job too, motherfucker. Doesn't mean anyone wants to hear my opinion.


WHY WON'T ANYONE HIRE ME?!?:cry3::cry3::cry3:

Sorry.
Ahem.
Carry on, sir.

Wow guy, relax a little.

[Paux Fas]

It's been awful for years though. It's like a top 40 for mostly 90's "alternative" songs. They had some decent DJ's, most notably Adam 12, so I do feel bad but boy have they been coasting on their reputation for almost a decade now.

True, but I first listened to O&A on that station back in the day.. have a bit of a soft spot for em.

[Stig]

True, but I first listened to O&A on that station back in the day.. have a bit of a soft spot for em.

I've been listening to them since... Well.. Before most of you were born. When they were actually cool.

[crippledalbino]

Wow guy, relax a little.

Yeah, I know.
Don't take it personally.

[Paux Fas]

I've been listening to them since... Well.. Before most of you were born. When they were actually cool.

You've been doing a lot of things since before most of us were born.

[TeenBungle]

I've been listening to them since... Well.. Before most of you were born. When they were actually cool.

Ugh, you sound like my father.

[crippledalbino]

Ugh, you sound like my father.

Especially when he says "Just do it this once and I'll give you an ice cream cone" while unbuckling his pants.

[Paux Fas]

Especially when he says "Just do it this once and I'll give you an ice cream cone" while unbuckling his pants.

zing!

[Bluestreak]

It's been awful for years though. It's like a top 40 for mostly 90's "alternative" songs. They had some decent DJ's, most notably Adam 12, so I do feel bad but boy have they been coasting on their reputation for almost a decade now.

Spot on.
For years the management has been struggling with music choices and what they see as their selections. They saw the core of their music as 90's grunge and alternative; classic rock as filler, and metal as an occasional throw-in.
Their rotation became stale quickly, and couldn't justify changing musical directions due to the competition from AAF and FNX. Moving to either format would strain their already hurt numbers for advertising dollars.
When Stern left, he took lots of advertising dollars with him, and the national CBS execs left the local affiliates holding their dicks. Bringing in O&A was an attempt to bring in more money, but just couldn't cut it, so the Boston execs decided to bring T&R to the morning slot to keep costs down, and try to build a core audience based on local talent (the first since Laquidera).
While T&R have a strong local following, their audience just doesn't have the financial strength to keep the station afloat as-is... the only true money maker for BCN is the Patriots.

Sports talk can be a cheaper platform than music, which should normalize their profit lines.
This may also be a wake-up call for WEEI, whose morning show has been focusing more on politics, rather than actual sports chat.

[TeenBungle]

Especially when he says "Just do it this once and I'll give you an ice cream cone" while unbuckling his pants.

I'll have you know that sucking his cock for a butterscotch dilly bar was one of my fondest childhood memories.

[crippledalbino]

While T&R have a strong local following, their audience just doesn't have the financial strength to keep the station afloat


Ha ha, the TARDs are poor.

[TeenBungle]

Ha ha, the TARDs are poor.

Jesus, is that what the call themselves?


That's worse then "Pests"

[crippledalbino]

Jesus, is that what the call themselves?


That's worse then "Pests"

Yes. Toucher And Rich... uh... Disciples maybe? I don't know what the D stands for. But they are TARDs, and they wear it with pride.
As they should, T&R are pretty good except for their lousy contract on their washed-up station and their obviously conflicting time-slot against O&A.

[Paux Fas]

Jesus, is that what the call themselves?


That's worse then "Pests"

No.. it doesn't get worse than pests..

[TeenBungle]

GOod point, Daisy. At least TARD may be an acronym. Pest is silly.

Apparently, BCN will turn into a sports station and Toucher and Rich are believed to be staying.

I talked to the writer of one of the articles. Seems like he knows his shit.

[Bluestreak]

Yes. Toucher And Rich... uh... Disciples maybe? I don't know what the D stands for. But they are TARDs, and they wear it with pride.
As they should, T&R are pretty good except for their lousy contract on their washed-up station and their obviously conflicting time-slot against O&A.

When O&A got shitcanned from BCN, and T&R got bumped to AM drive, I felt torn, but made the choice to get an XM sub. I thought T&R were stronger in PM drive, as most of their listeners never woke before noon.
I really did like T&R, but they're neutered by management, and really do belong on Satellite. Freddy T criticizes Sirius/XM on-air, but I believe it's just that he doesn't want to bite the hand that feeds... I know that if he were given a chance to go somewhere less constricting, with a larger audience, he'd go for it.

I don't like the direction Terr. radio has taken over the last 10 years, and made the conscious decision to move to Internet/Sat radio, but if Siri management doesn't see that they're doing the same thing to their brand as what they've done to [CBS, hoo hoo], they're doomed!

[Stig]

Reis'Kay.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YrokYcFT2aY/Rz-eIgP_jHI/AAAAAAAAACo/lNWPI9xzEUY/s400/Gary_zombie_01a.jpg

[Dre]

In for the Replay!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I still want to see the pictures of Steve's body-painted bride...

[LiddyRules]

When O&A got shitcanned from BCN, and T&R got bumped to AM drive, I felt torn, but made the choice to get an XM sub. I thought T&R were stronger in PM drive, as most of their listeners never woke before noon.
I really did like T&R, but they're neutered by management, and really do belong on Satellite. Freddy T criticizes Sirius/XM on-air, but I believe it's just that he doesn't want to bite the hand that feeds... I know that if he were given a chance to go somewhere less constricting, with a larger audience, he'd go for it.

I don't like the direction Terr. radio has taken over the last 10 years, and made the conscious decision to move to Internet/Sat radio, but if Siri management doesn't see that they're doing the same thing to their brand as what they've done to [CBS, hoo hoo], they're doomed!

I wonder if terrestrial radio will go back to be more individually owned and less from major corporations since it's the shittiness of corporate radio that is killing the business and there's no money in it anymore.

[Dre]

I think these fellas dislike "nice" radio....

[Wilmington WOW]

re-kay
Terrestrial radio bashing

oooo talking about my avatar

he is looking up to the left
he is a lil scared like Reiser but he is not showing it

[Jimmy's Dignity]

WIG SHOT!!!
http://www.jfklancer.com/pub/md/jfk03clr.JPG

[Wilmington WOW]

but but but FM radio is the way for O&A to reach the masses to gain maximum popularity?

It was the same shit last year when they were on CBS

[Dre]

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9691/jfkd.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Hahah...they were "petting the dog"

aka, being nice to Sirius

[Stig]

I wonder if terrestrial radio will go back to be more individually owned and less from major corporations since it's the shittiness of corporate radio that is killing the business and there's no money in it anymore.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

[LiddyRules]

but but but FM radio is the way for O&A to reach the masses to gain maximum popularity?

It was the same shit last year when they were on CBS

Don't try to figger out their thoughts on CBS. It'll make your head explode like a computer in the old Star Trek.

[Dre]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg

If you notice whenever you post that little picture, it's right above the line that separates the post and the other little same picture. It's like Reiser/CounterReiser!

[Stig]

If you notice whenever you post that little picture, it's right above the line that separates the post and the other little same picture. It's like Reiser/CounterReiser!

Reiser over Reiser equals one.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahah, booing and crashing him before the joke even starts
:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[LiddyRules]

Reiser over Reiser equals one.

Reiser Minus Zero/No Reiser.

[Stig]

Reiser Minus Zero/No Reiser.

Reiser minus Zero equals Reiser. Your math stinks.

[LiddyRules]

Reiser minus Zero equals Reiser. Your math stinks. Don't blame me, blame Bob Dylan.

[Wilmington WOW]

Don't try to figger out their thoughts on CBS. It'll make your head explode like a computer in the old Star Trek.

I was wrong, the proof of popularity are google bombs and twitter followers.

[Dre]

Reiser minus Zero equals Reiser. Your math stinks.

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg Xhttp://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg=http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

breath in, breath out?

http://www.mtv.com/bands/a/audioslave/buzzfest05_flipbook/crops/28_avc.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg + http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg) x (http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg^2) = http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/tiny-reiser.jpg


Blanket Jackson is fucking creepy

[LiddyRules]

(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpg + http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpg) x (http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpg^2) = http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpghttp://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/monkeyhouserocks/tiny-reiser.jpg


blanket jackson is fucking creepy

remdas?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

breathe in, breathe out?

http://www.mtv.com/bands/a/audioslave/buzzfest05_flipbook/crops/28_avc.jpg

wasn't he married to Gwen Stefani? "whaa"


Hooray Photoshop!!
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/gwen_stefani_boobs12e.jpg



curses! I've been Stigged!

[Stig]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg Xhttp://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg=http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg


I've corrected your math.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PElsxZQ5X8g

that ceremonial first pitch happened at Opening Day

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_YWUhMvRm4

ha ha
I never would have guessed it was that bad.

[Wilmington WOW]

wtf is up with the buffering on XMonline

[Dre]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg÷http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg=http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/MonkeyHouseRocks/multireiser.jpg

[Dre]

wtf is up with the buffering on XMonline

Mine wasn't working on Mozilla, so I switched to the dreaded IE and it works.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Okay, I thought that this Blanket thing was kind of boring....then I saw this


http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

[LiddyRules]

Okay, I thought that this Blanket thing was kind of boring....then I saw this


http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

Fidelio.

[Stig]

Okay, I thought that this Blanket thing was kind of boring....then I saw this


http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

I wish Michael Jackson could have lived so he could be killed.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/5866/fielder.jpg

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/09/PrinceFielder.jpg

[Dre]

Okay, I thought that this Blanket thing was kind of boring....then I saw this


http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/blanketjackson.jpg

He looks like a raven.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Whoever this Fred guy nonsense is, he needs to die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9MA0eW8yyw

[LiddyRules]

So his mother was straitjacketed and bound to a bed. I think I know his mother.

http://img.facesittingslavegirls.com/2008/veronica_natali02/07.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

So his mother was straitjacketed and bound to a bed. I think I know his mother.

http://img.facesittingslavegirls.com/2008/veronica_natali02/07.jpg

I don't know her, but I'm glad you introduced us...:icon_cool


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L80yKh_uNB4
:killme: :killme:

[Dre]

I want to stab my ears out with broken glass listening to this foolishness...

[Dre]

I don't know her, but I'm glad you introduced us...:icon_cool


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L80yKh_uNB4
:killme: :killme:

ANOTHER one?!?!

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensBurke.jpg

[FamilyVirus]

Fred sucks

[FamilyVirus]

Introduce the little kiddies to Foamy the Squirrel

[samurai]

Ooof!
Now I know why 1 in 3 kids are obese.

And later, graduate to Wackbag.

[Dre]

Fred sucks

I think he does too... in his videos, and in certain social situations...at certain rest areas.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Introduce the little kiddies to Foamy the Squirrel

Foamy motherfucking RULES!!! (http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html)

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
no wonder they ignored my IF about life after people in about an hour

air and moisture causing corrosion will be the big killer

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Winston Churchill's parrot only died a few years ago I think...it was over 100 years old

[Wilmington WOW]

Life after Hoo Hoo

[LiddyRules]

Winston Churchill's parrot only died a few years ago I think...it was over 100 years old Its last words: "Chamberlain is a cunt."

[samurai]

Its last words: "Chamberlain is a cunt."

What did Wilt ever do to him?







Or do you mean Neville?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

strangely enough...the bird knew both of them.

[LiddyRules]

strangely enough...the bird knew both of them. The bird was known to say "That coloured boy fucked my wife!"

[Dre]

Winston Churchill's parrot only died a few years ago I think...it was over 100 years old

Somehow John Cleese stole it and thought he'd get away with returning it for a quick buck...

http://images.theage.com.au/2008/11/14/289466/svPARROT-420x0.jpg

[samurai]

The bird was known to say "That coloured boy fucked my wife!"

When someone claims to have boned 20,000+ women, he probably got around to a few British birds.

[samurai]

Somehow John Cleese stole it and thought he'd get away with returning it for a quick buck...

http://images.theage.com.au/2008/11/14/289466/svPARROT-420x0.jpg

Norwegian blue(s), don't have a long shelf life.
Unless they're nailed to it. Beautiful plumage, however.

[LiddyRules]

When someone claims to have boned 20,000+ women, he probably got around to a few British birds.

Niggy Hill?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

:haha7: >> www.HelenKellerSimulator.com

[Dre]

:haha7: >> www.HelenKellerSimulator.com

Best website ever!

Along with best Twitter feed ever: http://twitter.com/helen_Keller

[FamilyVirus]

Them gold bars in the Fed Reserve will be around for a long ass time.

[LiddyRules]

Them gold bars in the Fed Reserve will be around for a long ass time. http://www.space.com/images/h_in_battlefield_earth_03.jpg

[Dre]

http://www.space.com/images/h_in_battlefield_earth_03.jpg

Slap yourself in the face for referencing that piece of shit.

[LiddyRules]

Slap yourself in the face for referencing that piece of shit.

You finally got your gold man-animal!

[Dre]

You finally got your gold man-animal!

Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told to get some man-animals in here and fix it.

[Dre]

http://www.shapingyouth.org//wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tumbleweed.jpg

[LiddyRules]

http://www.shapingyouth.org//wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tumbleweed.jpg Maybe we should get some MAN ANIMALS to entertain us.

[Dre]

Maybe we should get some MAN ANIMALS to entertain us.

While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!

[LiddyRules]

While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! MAN ANIMALS love rats. It must be their favorite food.

[Dre]

MAN ANIMALS love rats. It must be their favorite food.

You... Hungry, little fella? Want some rat? It's good!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How long has this commercial break been? "whaa"

[Dre]

How long has this commercial break been? "whaa"

Ya, I felt like it's been going for FAR too long. I watched like three YouTube videos and have been surfing around the Internet while watching the pad data and waiting for it to return. Shoddy programming, I tell ya.

[Dre]

HOLY

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/wendy.jpg

SHIT

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/14/alg_wendy_williams.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Uh oh...Wendy Williams talk. I really hope this isn't where they listen to her fucking horrifyingly bad show...

http://blogxilla.com/blog3/wp-content/uploads/wendy_williams_kevinhunter_2.jpg http://allthatsfab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wendy-williams.jpg http://blogs.sohh.com/soul/wendygnbgh-thumb.jpg


note, after going through a few pages of Wendy Williams photos...there is a shemale pornstar named Wendy Williams :icon_conf

[CousinDave]

some big fat black pig hosted the AVN awards on Showtime, I can't remember her name

[Dre]

She's awful. I'd probably hit it. Needs the bag over the head, though. Her face is painfully manly.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

She's awful. I'd probably hit it. Needs the bag over the head, though. Her face is painfully manly.yeah, me too :icon_redf


Hot Divas? Right here! (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=91586) Love the WWE broads

[Dre]

yeah, me too :icon_redf


Hot Divas? Right here! (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=91586) Love the WWE broads

Op was probably talking about these black bitch celebrities that are self-proclaimed "divas".

[Dre]

This "diva talk" reminds me of a classic awful Steve C promo:

JIMMMM NORTONNNN CAAAAFFEEEEEE DIVAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Well yeah, that's a given...but whenever I hear "Divas" I try to point people to the hotness that is that thread

[Jimmy's Dignity]

She said she's 170....sorry Sheryl, Jimmy's going to go delete your fat ass

[Dre]

NOTHING more annoying than a sassy and loudmouthed black chick. YECH!

This one's the worst: http://gochitchat.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angry_gorilla1.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

NOTHING more annoying than a sassy and loudmouthed black chick. YECH!

This one's the worst: http://www.robchapmanonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/michelle-obama-angry-199x300.jpg

Hey, leave the First Lady out of this...

[Dre]

Hey, leave the First Lady out of this...

http://www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/obama/michelle_obama_screaming.jpg

[FamilyVirus]

ugh, what the fuck do people see in fat pieces of shit like Wendy? I know blacks like the big girls, but come on.

[Dre]

I'd destroy Serena Williams as well. I LOVE the ass. I'm a big time ass man.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Kelly Rowland is definitely sexy

http://sneakerboxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bikini-kelly-rowland-5.jpg

I'd definitely fuck Serena too
http://celebgalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/374.jpg http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/serena-williams/serena-williams-20050825-65560.jpg

[CousinDave]

NOTHING more annoying than a sassy and loudmouthed black chick. YECH!


Guess you don't know to many Puerto Rican girls.

[Dre]

^ YES!

Serena rules: http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k121/chismtony/booty%20everywhere/SERENA_WILLIAMS_BIG_BLACK_BOOTY.jpg

[Dre]

Guess you don't know to many Puerto Rican girls.

Oh I do, and they're equally horrible. I was just sticking to discussing annoying black chicks because that's what the topic of discussion was. If it was Puerto Rican chicks, I'd have mentioned it as well.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'd fuck Wendy Williams 100x over before fucking Starr Jones. Hell, I think I'd fuck Wendy Williams the tranny before I fuck Starr Jones :yuck2:

[Dre]

I'd fuck Wendy Williams 100x over before fucking Starr Jones. Hell, I think I'd fuck Wendy Williams the tranny before I fuck Starr Jones :yuck2:

If they say that wouldn't bang Wendy Williams or Starr Jones, that's crazy talk. For my life, I'd bang Wendy Williams, I'd bang her for money. But, Starr, well....ya...extinction.

[CousinDave]

Anybody remember Wendy O Williams ?

http://www.kissfaq.com/albumcovers/cover_wow_large.jpg

[Justin Sane]

I'm not gonna link it cuz I'm not sure of the NSFW rules but I saw a video on Porn Hub yesterday with a black chick with a fat ass. The guy couldn't even get his dick in her ass because her ass was in the way.