Stinkysteve
01-11-2004, 09:24 AM
08/26/98
SHOW OPENING
The gains and losses with the listeners... (How the show is like the Stock Market). E-mail from some listeners and the goodbye’s to those old listeners. Even Anthony’s “...Mom was offended with the cojoined twin show from yesterday, she even went as far to say that she had a child that was born without a head, you. Thanks mom.” Mention of the Clinton cigar story on The Drudge Report, to answer an e-mail from a listener.
FIRST BREAK
Sports news...
Guinness Book of World Records TV Show. The guy who takes his face apart. Remembering reading the book in the old days. Anthony would remember reading the book on the bowl until he was paralyzed. What does the guy who took his face apart on the show have to do with world records. How the Guinness show has turned into a freak show. Caller agreeing how the Guinness show turned into a freak show and she almost threw up watching the guy taking his face apart on the show. Challenging the listeners to find something sicker that was on television.
SECOND BREAK
Opie almost flubs the station call letters coming out of the break. An e-mail from a listener who was pissed that he did not have his camera when there was a girl in front of The Today Show with her breasts out with Opie and Anthony written on them. Explanation of the challenge for the first woman to show her naked breasts on the Today Show.
THIRD BREAK
A disgruntled listener e-mail about the two headed girl story, by Dot from New Jersey. “...It seems like every time I start to like you really go too far.” Opie says, “we’re not here for people really like us. Anthony likes the fact that no matter how tasteless we are, look at what the President’s been up to. They go on to explain how they will pick on a subject for a few hours and move on to the next subject. Anthony says, “We’re like vultures picking off of carcasses... A woman on the phone requesting the Clinton calling the Chinese dry cleaner bit, (which was cut off).
FOURTH BREAK
About the Special Report on Hurricane Bonnie, the same old crap again, (the line of cars leaving, the wacky reporter on the beach...).
FIFTH BREAK
Coming out of a Cheryl Crow song and mentioning the possibilities of getting her to perform in the Imaginary Ballroom. Opie reads a fax, (from Joe and Jeff), “Dear Opie and Andy...” Anthony explains that it’s the problem with Opie’s name, how it gives the Mayberry feel to the show. Some other problems with their names...
SIXTH BREAK
Coming out of Eddie Money’s “Two Tickets to Paradise”, they go into the “wacky DJ” voice to promote the station giving away tickets... The phones are going nuts, but nobody wants to hear any more about Hurricane Bonnie or Monica Lewensky. Anthony states that “they have one thing in common, they both blow.” Opie puts out a request for a gymnasium whistle so anthony can do The Lesbian Gym Teacher Bit. A baseball sports update. Back to the Guinness Freak Show. Until this show, the sickest thing Opie ever saw on regular TV was Joe Theisman snap his leg. Opie explaining in detail the guy who had his face eaten away by cancer and mapping it out for everyone. After the guy removed all of his prosthetic devices, all that was left of his face was two eyes. A caller who was grossed out by the show, “what does he do when he gets a head cold?” She grosses Anthony out too. An e-mail with a new idea for the “Hi Mom” series of bits.
SEVENTH BREAK
Mention of the Bare Breast Contest. Viagra deaths in the news. They are up to 69 deaths. Anthony explains the problem in detail with the New House vs. the Old House Analogy.
EIGHTH BREAK
How the Instant Feedback is slow because everyone is probably using their computer watching Hurricane Bonnie. Anthony’s hurricane predictions. Everyone is saying it's going to go out to sea before it hits us, but Anthony says his computer model says it’s going to hit us. Opie questions Anthony’s credentials. Opie asks if anyone knows what the Doppler 4000 looks like, Anthony says it looks just like the Doppler 3000, only better. Opie complains that they brag about something on TV you can’t see. Anthony says, “you have access to it on the computer, so it doesn’t make it that special. It makes it just as good as any porn site. I go to the Doppler 4000 web site and click away as Mindy.”
A doctor faxed in about the prostheses man on the Guinness show. “...these guys are heroes...” Anthony comments that, “They look like heroes, Meatball heroes.”
NINTH BREAK
The doctor, (who sent the fax), on the phone explaining the process in great detail. “it’s like the Face Club For Men...”
TENTH BREAK
Phone call from a woman with an awful laugh wanting information on the Today Show.
ELEVENTH BREAK
Opie talking up Creed coming out of a music break, and Anthony comparing the sound to Pearl Jam. A little interaction with Matt Devote, (the next DJ on WNEW), about the heat and Anthony gives a Hurricane Bonnie update. Problems with Weather Forecasters in general. What should the boys try to sound like on the air.
SHOW OPENING
The gains and losses with the listeners... (How the show is like the Stock Market). E-mail from some listeners and the goodbye’s to those old listeners. Even Anthony’s “...Mom was offended with the cojoined twin show from yesterday, she even went as far to say that she had a child that was born without a head, you. Thanks mom.” Mention of the Clinton cigar story on The Drudge Report, to answer an e-mail from a listener.
FIRST BREAK
Sports news...
Guinness Book of World Records TV Show. The guy who takes his face apart. Remembering reading the book in the old days. Anthony would remember reading the book on the bowl until he was paralyzed. What does the guy who took his face apart on the show have to do with world records. How the Guinness show has turned into a freak show. Caller agreeing how the Guinness show turned into a freak show and she almost threw up watching the guy taking his face apart on the show. Challenging the listeners to find something sicker that was on television.
SECOND BREAK
Opie almost flubs the station call letters coming out of the break. An e-mail from a listener who was pissed that he did not have his camera when there was a girl in front of The Today Show with her breasts out with Opie and Anthony written on them. Explanation of the challenge for the first woman to show her naked breasts on the Today Show.
THIRD BREAK
A disgruntled listener e-mail about the two headed girl story, by Dot from New Jersey. “...It seems like every time I start to like you really go too far.” Opie says, “we’re not here for people really like us. Anthony likes the fact that no matter how tasteless we are, look at what the President’s been up to. They go on to explain how they will pick on a subject for a few hours and move on to the next subject. Anthony says, “We’re like vultures picking off of carcasses... A woman on the phone requesting the Clinton calling the Chinese dry cleaner bit, (which was cut off).
FOURTH BREAK
About the Special Report on Hurricane Bonnie, the same old crap again, (the line of cars leaving, the wacky reporter on the beach...).
FIFTH BREAK
Coming out of a Cheryl Crow song and mentioning the possibilities of getting her to perform in the Imaginary Ballroom. Opie reads a fax, (from Joe and Jeff), “Dear Opie and Andy...” Anthony explains that it’s the problem with Opie’s name, how it gives the Mayberry feel to the show. Some other problems with their names...
SIXTH BREAK
Coming out of Eddie Money’s “Two Tickets to Paradise”, they go into the “wacky DJ” voice to promote the station giving away tickets... The phones are going nuts, but nobody wants to hear any more about Hurricane Bonnie or Monica Lewensky. Anthony states that “they have one thing in common, they both blow.” Opie puts out a request for a gymnasium whistle so anthony can do The Lesbian Gym Teacher Bit. A baseball sports update. Back to the Guinness Freak Show. Until this show, the sickest thing Opie ever saw on regular TV was Joe Theisman snap his leg. Opie explaining in detail the guy who had his face eaten away by cancer and mapping it out for everyone. After the guy removed all of his prosthetic devices, all that was left of his face was two eyes. A caller who was grossed out by the show, “what does he do when he gets a head cold?” She grosses Anthony out too. An e-mail with a new idea for the “Hi Mom” series of bits.
SEVENTH BREAK
Mention of the Bare Breast Contest. Viagra deaths in the news. They are up to 69 deaths. Anthony explains the problem in detail with the New House vs. the Old House Analogy.
EIGHTH BREAK
How the Instant Feedback is slow because everyone is probably using their computer watching Hurricane Bonnie. Anthony’s hurricane predictions. Everyone is saying it's going to go out to sea before it hits us, but Anthony says his computer model says it’s going to hit us. Opie questions Anthony’s credentials. Opie asks if anyone knows what the Doppler 4000 looks like, Anthony says it looks just like the Doppler 3000, only better. Opie complains that they brag about something on TV you can’t see. Anthony says, “you have access to it on the computer, so it doesn’t make it that special. It makes it just as good as any porn site. I go to the Doppler 4000 web site and click away as Mindy.”
A doctor faxed in about the prostheses man on the Guinness show. “...these guys are heroes...” Anthony comments that, “They look like heroes, Meatball heroes.”
NINTH BREAK
The doctor, (who sent the fax), on the phone explaining the process in great detail. “it’s like the Face Club For Men...”
TENTH BREAK
Phone call from a woman with an awful laugh wanting information on the Today Show.
ELEVENTH BREAK
Opie talking up Creed coming out of a music break, and Anthony comparing the sound to Pearl Jam. A little interaction with Matt Devote, (the next DJ on WNEW), about the heat and Anthony gives a Hurricane Bonnie update. Problems with Weather Forecasters in general. What should the boys try to sound like on the air.