Stinkysteve
01-11-2004, 09:26 AM
8-28-98
SHOW OPENING
Talking about Days Of The New. An instant feedback with criticism about what topics O & A can make fun of on the show. The start of F U Friday! The first official F U. A sort of left handed compliment faxed in from Mary Grace...
FIRST BREAK
More promotion on the FU Friday. More F U’s faxed, (a good one from Tracy), instant feedback, and e-mailed in, (one to Boris Yeltsen...).
Some great F U’s! Eric the elevator man about not getting his birthday off. A return FU from Tracy’s ex-boyfriend. An FU to the elevator man comes in...
SECOND BREAK
Another Fu to an ex. More fu’s... One to the guy who called Guiliani a “cracker”. One to the Met fans who have been booing Mike Piazza. Some great personal FU’s.
THIRD BREAK
Admiring the success of FU Friday. One from a woman, to her husband’s family, who has to go to a Russian Orthodox wedding, one to the Dallas Cowboys, one to the greedy basketball players. Opie sticks up for the Basketball players saying they need the money to pay their child support. One from Eric Burns to his boss, (Frank), because he was just fired. What is done after being fired, you get drunk. Firing stories, when Anthony was fired by his Uncle Tony at the bakery.
FOURTH BREAK
An FU to Chris, for even suggesting a threesome with her friend...
FIFTH BREAK
More on Fu’s. One for the New York City tourists, and Anthony explains the “I’m the Most Important Person on the Earth” theory, and gives some good examples. The F U’s continue to Hurricane Bonnie, (along with a weather update). Getting people to vote on Bit Of The Week. More FU’s to idiots on the road, The foreigner in the van with the carpet ready to fall out of it... An e-mail from Judy, “N E W, What in the world is up with the Opie and Andy show? I’’ve been listening to WNEW for 20 years now and I’m totally turned off by these annoying, obnoxious people. If you are looking for a way to gain listeners I doubt this desperate attempt is the way to go. I can’t believe I’m hearing the word asshole and the term FU on the radio, especially at WNEW. I’m not a prude and consider myself to be pretty cool. (This is a person that considers them self cool in front of their kids. ‘I’m cool, right kids?... Look, I bought Sunny D! Just like the commercial...’)” Lady, you’re not cool, and you are a prude. The e-mail goes on, “I’m really annoyed that WNEW would foist, ‘Foist!’ this trash upon loyal listeners. ‘Anyone that would use the word, Foist, is not cool.’ You stooped really low adding this format to what used to be a classy station.” Opie calls her a CUNK. Anthony questions the word, “Isn’t that a shell?” Opie says it’s similar.
SIXTH BREAK
A caller on the phone who has a problem with a word Opie made up, (CUNK), which has no meaning. The woman has a problem with a word that does not exist and it being directed at Judy. “...you guys couldn’t make it in Boston, what in God’s name thinks your gonna make it here...”
SEVENTH BREAK
More promoting of the FU Friday concept, “You can tell the whole world by calling us, a hundred people will hear you...” An Fu from the surfers who are mad at the closing of Robert Moses State Park because of the hurricane. A F U to the media for making a big deal about the anniversary of Princess Di’s death and no mention of Mother Theresa's which is the next day. Anthony says it’s all because of marketing.
Bit of the week, about the guy who wrote the Mighty Mouse theme. (and the actual bit too!).
EIGHTH BREAK
Opie happy to announce that they have Pearl Jam tickets to give away. The thirtieth anniversary of Planet of the Apes. Screaming at the television as they play Opie’s favorite scene, (“It’s a madhouse!”), Discussing Nova, and the Statue of Liberty scene. Public Service Announcement: Don’t see the Studio 54 movie! The only reason to see this movie is because of Selma Hyach, and the scene she had in Dusk to Dawn. Talking up the most requested Bit of the Week. Comparing working at the Boston station to working at WNEW. How they enjoy working at WNEW. The origin of the Da Da Dave song, and the VW commercial with the two gay guys looking for furniture on the street... (needless to say the song was cut out).
NINTH BREAK
“...likkie likkie likkie butt...” A hard to understand positive phone caller with a lot of bleeps in it.
TENTH BREAK
Some sports announcements. Talking up the Chuck Heston traffic, (which was cut out).
ELEVENTH BREAK
Coming out of a Creed song... Commenting about the lighter than usual traffic because of the hurricane predictions by the incompetent weather forecasters. Mumar Kahdaffy who is supposed to hand over some terrorists who were involved in the 1988 bombing of a Pan Am plane... Mumar Kahdaffy in a wheel chair, (a Little Rascal), “I’m a little rascal on my Little Rascal, I can shop, and play ball with my grandson now in the park... and still do an occasional bombing.” What happened? The fall of the leaders of the eighties. Anthony goes into what it would be like to have Ronald Reagan and Mumar Kahdaffy in the same old age home.
TWELFTH BREAK
Opie asks if that’s the Crypt Keeper about an image of David Brinkley on the TV. End of show.
SHOW OPENING
Talking about Days Of The New. An instant feedback with criticism about what topics O & A can make fun of on the show. The start of F U Friday! The first official F U. A sort of left handed compliment faxed in from Mary Grace...
FIRST BREAK
More promotion on the FU Friday. More F U’s faxed, (a good one from Tracy), instant feedback, and e-mailed in, (one to Boris Yeltsen...).
Some great F U’s! Eric the elevator man about not getting his birthday off. A return FU from Tracy’s ex-boyfriend. An FU to the elevator man comes in...
SECOND BREAK
Another Fu to an ex. More fu’s... One to the guy who called Guiliani a “cracker”. One to the Met fans who have been booing Mike Piazza. Some great personal FU’s.
THIRD BREAK
Admiring the success of FU Friday. One from a woman, to her husband’s family, who has to go to a Russian Orthodox wedding, one to the Dallas Cowboys, one to the greedy basketball players. Opie sticks up for the Basketball players saying they need the money to pay their child support. One from Eric Burns to his boss, (Frank), because he was just fired. What is done after being fired, you get drunk. Firing stories, when Anthony was fired by his Uncle Tony at the bakery.
FOURTH BREAK
An FU to Chris, for even suggesting a threesome with her friend...
FIFTH BREAK
More on Fu’s. One for the New York City tourists, and Anthony explains the “I’m the Most Important Person on the Earth” theory, and gives some good examples. The F U’s continue to Hurricane Bonnie, (along with a weather update). Getting people to vote on Bit Of The Week. More FU’s to idiots on the road, The foreigner in the van with the carpet ready to fall out of it... An e-mail from Judy, “N E W, What in the world is up with the Opie and Andy show? I’’ve been listening to WNEW for 20 years now and I’m totally turned off by these annoying, obnoxious people. If you are looking for a way to gain listeners I doubt this desperate attempt is the way to go. I can’t believe I’m hearing the word asshole and the term FU on the radio, especially at WNEW. I’m not a prude and consider myself to be pretty cool. (This is a person that considers them self cool in front of their kids. ‘I’m cool, right kids?... Look, I bought Sunny D! Just like the commercial...’)” Lady, you’re not cool, and you are a prude. The e-mail goes on, “I’m really annoyed that WNEW would foist, ‘Foist!’ this trash upon loyal listeners. ‘Anyone that would use the word, Foist, is not cool.’ You stooped really low adding this format to what used to be a classy station.” Opie calls her a CUNK. Anthony questions the word, “Isn’t that a shell?” Opie says it’s similar.
SIXTH BREAK
A caller on the phone who has a problem with a word Opie made up, (CUNK), which has no meaning. The woman has a problem with a word that does not exist and it being directed at Judy. “...you guys couldn’t make it in Boston, what in God’s name thinks your gonna make it here...”
SEVENTH BREAK
More promoting of the FU Friday concept, “You can tell the whole world by calling us, a hundred people will hear you...” An Fu from the surfers who are mad at the closing of Robert Moses State Park because of the hurricane. A F U to the media for making a big deal about the anniversary of Princess Di’s death and no mention of Mother Theresa's which is the next day. Anthony says it’s all because of marketing.
Bit of the week, about the guy who wrote the Mighty Mouse theme. (and the actual bit too!).
EIGHTH BREAK
Opie happy to announce that they have Pearl Jam tickets to give away. The thirtieth anniversary of Planet of the Apes. Screaming at the television as they play Opie’s favorite scene, (“It’s a madhouse!”), Discussing Nova, and the Statue of Liberty scene. Public Service Announcement: Don’t see the Studio 54 movie! The only reason to see this movie is because of Selma Hyach, and the scene she had in Dusk to Dawn. Talking up the most requested Bit of the Week. Comparing working at the Boston station to working at WNEW. How they enjoy working at WNEW. The origin of the Da Da Dave song, and the VW commercial with the two gay guys looking for furniture on the street... (needless to say the song was cut out).
NINTH BREAK
“...likkie likkie likkie butt...” A hard to understand positive phone caller with a lot of bleeps in it.
TENTH BREAK
Some sports announcements. Talking up the Chuck Heston traffic, (which was cut out).
ELEVENTH BREAK
Coming out of a Creed song... Commenting about the lighter than usual traffic because of the hurricane predictions by the incompetent weather forecasters. Mumar Kahdaffy who is supposed to hand over some terrorists who were involved in the 1988 bombing of a Pan Am plane... Mumar Kahdaffy in a wheel chair, (a Little Rascal), “I’m a little rascal on my Little Rascal, I can shop, and play ball with my grandson now in the park... and still do an occasional bombing.” What happened? The fall of the leaders of the eighties. Anthony goes into what it would be like to have Ronald Reagan and Mumar Kahdaffy in the same old age home.
TWELFTH BREAK
Opie asks if that’s the Crypt Keeper about an image of David Brinkley on the TV. End of show.