Joe Montana arrested.

[Glenn Dandy]

Just kidding, He's a white guy.:action-sm

[George Costanza]

Damn I was hoping for a little levity.
:icon_bigg

[Redding]

Just kidding, He's a white guy.:action-sm

bravo! might be best thread ever

[Glenn Dandy]

bravo! might be best thread ever

Real men don't need meatspin links.:icon_cool

[Mindslayer]

Oh, Glenn, you silly goose...

[Ballbuster1]

haha..... dick!

[Glenn Dandy]

Seeing the Plaxico Burris thread, I just was thinking.. Has a white dude ever thrown away a lucrative sports career? I'm sure there is one somewhere.

All, I can think of is gambling ( Pete Rose, Rick Tochet) or steroids with Whitey.

And the one football player with a huge future in the NFL , who joined the War and was killed.

[Stormrider666]

Seeing the Plaxico Burris thread, I just was thinking.. Has a white dude ever thrown away a lucrative sports career? I'm sure there is one somewhere.

All, I can think of is gambling or steroids with Whitey.

Matt Jones
Ryan Leaf
Mark Chumura had some legal issues after he retired.
Is Danny Heatly still playing.

I know there are a few more.

[Sinn Fein]

Seeing the Plaxico Burris thread, I just was thinking.. Has a white dude ever thrown away a lucrative sports career? I'm sure there is one somewhere.

All, I can think of is gambling ( Pete Rose, Rick Tochet) or steroids with Whitey.

And the one football player with a huge future in the NFL , who joined the War and was killed.

Gotta go old-school... Shoeless Joe Jackson.

But, considering he was probably innocent, it's more a case of his career being taken from him.

[George Costanza]

Is Danny Heatly still playing.

I know there are a few more.


Heatley is will make 6.75 million a year regardless of his trade demands so hes alright. He is acting like one of the black divas in the NFL and NBA though.

Hockey is the coolest game on earth because of the caucasian majority.

Heres a couple athletes off top of my head
John Rocker
Jake Roberts
Jiri Karolahti (former nhl player)

[Philly loser]

Fucking GD

classic

[west milly tom]

I immediately thought securities fraud, nicely played.

[EarthCrisis]

hahha I actually LOLed at this,

legendary thread.

[jpc165]

Bastard!

[askewcore]

Matt Jones
Ryan Leaf
Mark Chumura had some legal issues after he retired.
Is Danny Heatly still playing.

I know there are a few more.

Steve Howe (drugs)
Brian Bosworth (steroids)
Tood Marinovich (drugs)
Tommy Morrison (AIDS)
After his most recent steroid positive, Josh Barnett, but he's old already.
Josh Hamilton, although now he loves Jesus so he's a role model for kids.
Scott Hall?

[The Sarge]

Just kidding, He's a white guy.:action-sm

You're the BEST!

BRAVO! Mr. President, BRAVO!

Did you open the parcel I sent yet?

[CrewCab]

This sounds like a good google bomb.

[Glenn Dandy]

You're the BEST!

BRAVO! Mr. President, BRAVO!

Did you open the parcel I sent yet?

Yes sir, I did.. Thank you...Now I gotta get the Injun at the gas station to teach me how to wrap my ( Official Saudi head gear).

[Glenn Dandy]

I immediately thought securities fraud, nicely played.

Genius just finds its way to me.:D

[tysonpunchinguterus]

He's Cuban, chico. :icon_wink

Scott Hall?

[Glenn Dandy]

All the whites mentioned, no one wrote their crime?


hmmm, tax evasion? Jaywalking?

[askewcore]

All the whites mentioned, no one wrote their crime?


hmmm, tax evasion? Jaywalking?

Almost all were drug related...

Ryan Leaf- Drugs
Matt Jones - Drugs
Mark Chimura - statutory r@pe...i think he fucked 15 year old
John Rocker - Racism
Jake Roberts - drugs
Steve Howe (drugs)
Brian Bosworth (steroids)
Tood Marinovich (drugs)
Tommy Morrison (AIDS)
Josh Barnett - steroids
Josh Hamilton - drugs

[maxeypad]

fukk, you got me....

[lockjaaaaww]

"Joe Mantana was a quarter back you piece of shit!"
"I said joe montanya."

[Plunkies]

This thread made me lol.

[Glenn Dandy]

This thread made me lol.

of course it did:icon_wink

[Begbie]

Hats off to you Glenn on this gem! :icon_mrgr

Not only that, but I googled "joe montana arrested" and the first and really only entry is this thread and your name in the description. I love it.

[weeniewawa]

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good one Mr Pres

[The Sarge]

Genius just finds its way to me.:D

Every 7th time you're drunk. ;)

[Chino Kapone]

Ryan Leaf got busted for burglary as well.

Them damn white people! Trying to take our hard earned flat screen TV's and such.

[Glenn Dandy]

Chino you touched on the real WHITE criminals.. Pharmaceutical companys... or as I call the White cooperate drug dealers.
Canyon police Lt. Dale Davis said Leaf is suspected of breaking into a Canyon apartment on Oct. 30 and stealing Hydrocodone, which had been prescribed to an injured football player.

drug addiction does not discriminate.

[Stormrider666]

Chino you touched on the real WHITE criminals.. Pharmaceutical companys... or as I call the White cooperate drug dealers.


drug addiction does not discriminate.

QFT. The only difference between them and drug dealers, is they have the luxury of dealing on every channel on television instead of street corners.

Prescription pills are a hell of a drug.

[Glenn Dandy]

QFT. The only difference between them and drug dealers, is they have the luxury of dealing on every channel on television instead of street corners.

Prescription pills are a hell of a drug.

Amen brother.

[Ballbuster1]

Hats off to you Glenn on this gem! :icon_mrgr

Not only that, but I googled "joe montana arrested" and the first and really only entry is this thread and your name in the description. I love it.

1st Google entry is now:

Joe Montana arrested. - Page 2 - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony ... (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3360109)

5 posts - 5 authors
Not only that, but I googled "joe montana arrested" and the first and really only entry is this thread and your name in the description. I love it. ...
www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3360109 (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=3360109) - Cached (http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:VYSyKMqH1y8J:www.wackbag.com/showthread.php%3Fp%3D3360109+joe+montana+arrested&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us) - Similar (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=related:www.wackbag.com/showthread.php%3Fp%3D3360109) -
:icon_mrgr

[weeniewawa]

Yes sir, I did.. Thank you...Now I gotta get the Injun at the gas station to teach me how to wrap my ( Official Saudi head gear).

this is prolly what you are looking for

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MbmazCMuZI&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imLUlBTK4is&fmt=18

[Glenn Dandy]

cool, ... now i dont have to try to get the injun to understand me.

[The Sarge]

cool, ... now i dont have to try to get the injun to understand me.

Pics or GTFO!

[Glenn Dandy]

I asked a gas station guy today.. he said.

IS SAUDI. I INDIA. I Do not know.

The injuns wear the behive thing not the shiek thing.

[The Sarge]

I asked a gas station guy today.. he said.

IS SAUDI. I INDIA. I Do not know.

The injuns wear the behive thing not the shiek thing.

See? They are NOT the same.

Shemagh and Turban are different things. What I sent you isn't a "wrap". Although, you can wrap it, if you wish.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/797/saght01dir.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/saght01dir.jpg/)

[Glenn Dandy]

i think the black things to small for my big American head.

[oandapartycock]

Todd "Marijuanavich"

[askewcore]

The injuns wear the behive thing not the shiek thing.

Injuns wear this thing
http://www.heyokamagazine.com/Geronimo_IV.png

You're talking about DOTHEADS
http://www.freewebs.com/akshayed/akshay%20images/AKSHAY.jpg

C'mon man, sharpen up those racial slurs.

[The Sarge]

i think the black things to small for my big American head.

it just sets on your head. Not like a full on headbad.

[Glenn Dandy]

how do they keep that shit on in those sand storms? bobby pins? or do they just get stuck on there from there greasy hair?

[DonTheTrucker]

I always pictured Montana as a hooker killing kind of guy.