DJ Evel Ed
09-04-2009, 10:15 PM
Like It or Not, Lingerie Football Season Kicks Off
San Diego Seduction have two games scheduled this season at Sports Arena
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Sure, the Chargers are on the field Friday, but so are the players in the NFL's newest competition, which boasts a local team among its ranks.
The Lingerie Football League is the brainchild of the programmers who gave birth to the Lingerie Bowl, which was intended to counterprogram the Super Bowl half-time show. In Friday's LFL game, the Miami Caliente will go head to head with the Chicago Bliss in Illinois.
Local fans will have to wait until Sept. 11, when the San Diego Seduction will meet the Seattle Mist in Washington state. Two games of the team's four-game season are scheduled for the Sports Arena . Tickets for the local games start at $15 for the nosebleed section and are as high as $105 for the sideline VIP seats.
It's a different game from what fans are used to: There are only seven players on the field from each team at a time, and the field is half as long, for starters. The women's uniforms appear to be bra-type tops and short shorts, and they wear helmets and pads. The Seduction's Web site has to be one of the first football team's sites to feature hair-and-makeup and tanning credits.
I love pussy, I love football, but I dont love football played by pussies. Sure they're pretty, sure we love to watch their asses run around tackling each other, but do we really have to take them seriously as athletes now? I mean there are women's rugby teams, women's soccer, women's basketball, woman's lacrosse, hockey, REAL athletes busting their asses playing real sports. The professional woman athletes should get half the attention these stripper pole sluts get. Shit man there are female rugby players as hot as these hos and they at least have some skills.
I am even agreeing with the feminists cunts on this one as I consider myself a female athletic supporter and these are just glorified strippers with fake boobs doing something that's too big for a strip club. Why are they so worried about hair & makeup when you cant even see their damn faces! They need to take off the fucking helmets first of all! They're strippers! Their athletics should be stuff like mud wrestling, or cherry darts in the bung, or getting in a drum filled with nasty shit & bugs poured on them. They also should be totally naked! If they want big bucks to watch this shit, they better show labia and I want them fingering each other in the scrum. Maybe there will be lines of coke on the hash marks. Maybe they'll call them coke marks? Maybe they'll have a new penalty for cunt kicking.
Do they think men are that hard up for this? Do they think we are all drooling throwbacks? If I do watch it, it will be for free. They really think they'll get the kind of money they're asking? I guess enough horny guys go to strip clubs that throw away their $$$ on nothing. Maybe they'll throw it away on these hos too.
There are a couple of questions that need addressing:
Is there a rule for no fraternizing with the coaches Like in NFL?
Will there be male reporters in the locker rooms?
San Diego Seduction have two games scheduled this season at Sports Arena
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http://www.laurenbergfeld.net/gallery-lingerie-bowl-3/lingerie-bowl01.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/gahsoon/LingerieBowl.jpg
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/lingeriebowlREX_450x300.jpg
Sure, the Chargers are on the field Friday, but so are the players in the NFL's newest competition, which boasts a local team among its ranks.
The Lingerie Football League is the brainchild of the programmers who gave birth to the Lingerie Bowl, which was intended to counterprogram the Super Bowl half-time show. In Friday's LFL game, the Miami Caliente will go head to head with the Chicago Bliss in Illinois.
Local fans will have to wait until Sept. 11, when the San Diego Seduction will meet the Seattle Mist in Washington state. Two games of the team's four-game season are scheduled for the Sports Arena . Tickets for the local games start at $15 for the nosebleed section and are as high as $105 for the sideline VIP seats.
It's a different game from what fans are used to: There are only seven players on the field from each team at a time, and the field is half as long, for starters. The women's uniforms appear to be bra-type tops and short shorts, and they wear helmets and pads. The Seduction's Web site has to be one of the first football team's sites to feature hair-and-makeup and tanning credits.
I love pussy, I love football, but I dont love football played by pussies. Sure they're pretty, sure we love to watch their asses run around tackling each other, but do we really have to take them seriously as athletes now? I mean there are women's rugby teams, women's soccer, women's basketball, woman's lacrosse, hockey, REAL athletes busting their asses playing real sports. The professional woman athletes should get half the attention these stripper pole sluts get. Shit man there are female rugby players as hot as these hos and they at least have some skills.
I am even agreeing with the feminists cunts on this one as I consider myself a female athletic supporter and these are just glorified strippers with fake boobs doing something that's too big for a strip club. Why are they so worried about hair & makeup when you cant even see their damn faces! They need to take off the fucking helmets first of all! They're strippers! Their athletics should be stuff like mud wrestling, or cherry darts in the bung, or getting in a drum filled with nasty shit & bugs poured on them. They also should be totally naked! If they want big bucks to watch this shit, they better show labia and I want them fingering each other in the scrum. Maybe there will be lines of coke on the hash marks. Maybe they'll call them coke marks? Maybe they'll have a new penalty for cunt kicking.
Do they think men are that hard up for this? Do they think we are all drooling throwbacks? If I do watch it, it will be for free. They really think they'll get the kind of money they're asking? I guess enough horny guys go to strip clubs that throw away their $$$ on nothing. Maybe they'll throw it away on these hos too.
There are a couple of questions that need addressing:
Is there a rule for no fraternizing with the coaches Like in NFL?
Will there be male reporters in the locker rooms?