looking for work.live in brooklyn.willing to take a train to manhatten.

[nikoloslvy]

looking for minem wage job.trying to get off the dole and takeing one photography class isnt gonna cut it.prefribly something in a back room away from customers.have a photography class thursdays 6pm till 9.this is a stupid idea(posting this on wackbag)but i cant think of anyone else id wanna work for.

[neverspeakawordaga]

And from your description, I can't really think of anyone I'd be less likely to hire... you gotta put a better face on yourself if you're trying to find a job.

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by neverspeakawordaga
And from your description, I can't really think of anyone I'd be less likely to hire... you gotta put a better face on yourself if you're trying to find a job. i was thinking the same thing.

niko, you need to sell yourself better. :liljim:

[Joe Orthex]

Webmaster/designer. Advanced html coding and knowledge of WebPages programs (i.e. dreamweaver, FrontPage). Can implement multi-media into WebPages. Knowledge of audio editing and manipulation. Some video knowledge. Some knowledge on web uploading and downloading. Can maintain site and change accordingly.

Or:

Mail courier. Pick ups and deliveries. Customer contact, so have people skills (good fucken skills at that damn it). Can learn to navigate any area for prompt service.

Or maybe:

U.S. Marine (retired). Official government training in the fine art of killing. Can put a round up a fly’s ass at 200 meters. Price negotiable.


Anyone interested?

[PyThomas]

I'm seriously contemplating a change in employment. Currently I make $15/hr at a printing company, but the management keeps making boneheaded decisions, the city I work in has no bus service and the majority of voters there always prefer to keep it that way, the health care keeps jacking up the costs on me (AND they refused coverage to my wife), and to top it all off, the company itself has been the target of many "investigations" by media outlets due to complaints by various businesses.

I've been in the graphic arts business since 1991, but for almost four years I've been out of the loop, so to speak. It seems to me times have gotten tougher for people in my field of work... I hardly ever see any graphic design positions up for hire in my paper anymore, when I used to see an average of 4 or 5 of them every week.

There seems to be two "classes" of graphic-arts people: the designers in the studios and the production artists in the print shops. I've spent almost all my career in the latter, and when I try to get a design job I never have enough "studio experience" for any of them. I could go freelance... yeah, right, and then pay out the ass in health care expenses.

So all you unemployed and underemployed folks out there, I've been there and definitely understand what you're going through. I'm gonna start my own job search soon, and hopefully I won't lose the job I have now while I'm looking.

[100 Grand]

Go for it Py...best of luck to you!!

Health insurance sucks ass man! I make $16 an hour as a warehouse superviser and I pay out 83.00 a WEEK for health insurance for my family!

[tattered]

Originally posted by FedExEd
Webmaster/designer. Advanced html coding and knowledge of WebPages programs (i.e. dreamweaver, FrontPage). Can implement multi-media into WebPages. Knowledge of audio editing and manipulation. Some video knowledge. Some knowledge on web uploading and downloading. Can maintain site and change accordingly.


Anyone interested?

AAAAAHHHHHHH HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

im sorry ed i think your great and all but ive seen your designs they are........how can i put this nicely without sounding like a prick...........atrocious........they work great for what u do but honesty as a Multimedia and Webdesign student at the Art Institute of Philadelphia im telling they wouldnt fly in webdesign business

/done sounding like a prick....i apologize

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by tattered666
i apologize now i can die! (i've seen everything):loll2:

[Joe Orthex]

Originally posted by tattered666
....i apologize

So when is your tour? just don't drag anyone behind you. :cool3:



Hell, I am a big time ameture (sp), but was just trying to sell myself. I figured that was a better plug then "I can flip bugers real good, and i can read"

One needs to know how to "tweak" a resume to sound better then what it really is. :bigok

[tattered]

i know ed but i just found it halarious that u said advanced html skills....thats all...i am not tryin to put you down or nothing

[Joe Orthex]

Originally posted by tattered666
i know ed but i just found it halarious that u said advanced html skills....thats all...i am not tryin to put you down or nothing

Come on. Like I would tell a potential employer (sp) "simple html, some other web stuff, and i can dunk fries."

Embelish. Everyone dose it. The key is to Do it without seeming like your doing it.

But i am a government trained killer. No embelishing on that. I have records and files to prove my training, and a skull to prove my skill. :wings3: (so if you don't need a web page, maybe you want someone........to be not here anymore? dirty deeds done dirt cheap)

[nikoloslvy]

look im not selling myself for a minemem wage job.sweep floor.put box here.shut up.come on time and so on.im avilible for a short time(take it month by month.)no biggey.5 bucks an hour or whatever min.wage is all i ask.me good at doing what im told.

[Joe Orthex]

Originally posted by nikoloslvy
me good at doing what im told.

U.S.M.C. They will tell you what to do and pay you above min wage to do it. (just don't get kilt cause you don't get extra pay for that)

[toxicwaste]

Originally posted by tattered666
how can i put this nicely without sounding like a prick...........atrocious........they work great for what u do but honesty as a Multimedia and Webdesign student at the Art Institute of Philadelphia im telling they wouldnt fly in webdesign business

/done sounding like a prick....i apologize

So student of P.U., where is your website? where is your work? show us what a real webmaster can do. Give us the O&A that he dose. If you can not provide a website of your own then you should not even say anything.

Now excuse me, i have a hole to crawl back into.

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by toxicwaste
So student of P.U., where is your website? where is your work? show us what a real webmaster can do. Give us the O&A that he dose. If you can not provide a website of your own then you should not even say anything.
Now excuse me, i have a hole to crawl back into.

:clap: Very well said:clap: Tat all do respect to you man.. there is no need to put down the man by you saying his work is.. atrocious Cause see that shit isnt even right.. The fact that you said and let me qoute you..how can i put this nicely without sounding like a prick Ya do sound like a prick.. by trying to shun someone down.. who does so much work for the SU community.. And at the same time putting bits in together and always updating his page..

Now the thing is toxic has a point where is your webpage.. With all the shit that you do?? you want to talk all high and mighty well shit sherlock.. show for it and stop talking like a tool.. with that said Way to go Ed on what you do for O&A and the SU world.

[tattered]

hey i said i apologized for being a prick but when i get something stuck in my head i cant help but say it...but hey its done and over with....cant take it back.....

.....and i cant post any website because all my best ones were written in .asp which is all database driven stuff and i dont happen to have a server that will run it...but i do have some flash stuff i been working on this quarter that i think is pretty neat because almost everything in them is preformed by hand coded actionscripting. mind you these are simple lesson projects nothing final
http://home.comcast.net/~tattered666b/Flash3/index.html
the last one called Slider is my best one so far


and btw i never knocked what ed has done for O&A or SU....i frankly...never EVER said that.....

[FOFOLINA]

and btw i never knocked what ed has done for O&A or SU....i frankly...never EVER said that.....

Ok so i will take that back.. but his work that he does with his site.. is not horrible.. shit I cant even do shit with it.. so i give any kind of credit to anyone that can design anything with HTML.

[ShaunC1000]

Originally posted by tattered666
.....and i cant post any website because all my best ones were written in .asp

Wow.. your school really sucks.. if your school had any clue on how to make websites they would teach you php instead. Don't even bother with asp anymore.

[palefishbelly]

hey tattered, I've seen your game before except it was called Kaboom from Activision in 1983, although Kaboom had much better graphics.

[AngryHugo]

Ah, leave the guy alone. He's trying. Tat's still going to school. He, like his projects, is a work in progress. Stick with it, bro, and you'll do just fine.

I'm changing my name to SympatheticHugo.

[Joe Orthex]

hay tattered....

i use html and notepad to edit it. i have no formal training, all has been selftaught. i use a format that is universal. it is hosted on what has proven to be a stable server. i can show you stats for the past few months, and you being a web studant can probably be able to read it better then me. for such an "...atrocious..." site it is doing very well. i have gotten complaints about speeling, dead links, even the cross hairs, no one has ever called it "atrocious" before. could have chosen a better word.

a site needs to be designed to offer a product, and concentrate on that. the purpose there is to keep the flow of audio going. the product are the mp3 files. bad enough i flood the site with the splash page (keeping that) it provides its product well. from a man who works 8am to 9pm, has a wife and kids (oh and a cat) and using the simplest of tools to update and maintain the site i think it's anything but "atrocious".

and stay in school. i got to go back myself. think how much worse i can be with formal training.

[SOS]

First off, Tattered is still learning so his assignments won't be of proffessional quality. So stop please complaining about him not being a proffessional yet.



Second, I can't stand reading straight html for long without some kind of colorized formatting scheme which many html programs/text editors provide or a WYSIWYG which Frontpage and some other freeware programs do.

Using Notepad when there are other freeware and shareware text editors that can significantly help out in coding does not make sense.

I would suggest FedExEd and other people try Crimson Editor (http://www.crimsoneditor.com/) . It is a freeware text editor with lots of neat features and I use it from time to time.


Thread on Free HTML Editors (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11389)

[Joe Orthex]

see, i'm the oppisite. i cant stand reading codes generated by programs like dreamweaver and front page. i find it easier to read. i am sure the programs are better but until i get better hours or a better paying job don't have time to learn the stuff.

and not knocking tattered. my point is he is still learning, so am i. i did, however, found his choice of words insulting. i am sure there could have been a better way to call it an amatuer site that could use improving.

and niky, if you go military let me know. i'll give you some heads up on stuff the recruiter won't tell you.


SoS, i'll check those out.

[tattered]

Originally posted by ShaunC1000
Wow.. your school really sucks.. if your school had any clue on how to make websites they would teach you php instead. Don't even bother with asp anymore.

actuallly next im learning is ColdFusion....and our school can host asp they just fucked up because cant host the asp we use in class....

Originally posted by palefishbelly
hey tattered, I've seen your game before except it was called Kaboom from Activision in 1983, although Kaboom had much better graphics.

thats because I CANT DRAW! most lay out designs dont require drawing droplets, buckets, and clouds....


Originally posted by FedExEd
hay tattered....

i use html and notepad to edit it. i have no formal training, all has been selftaught. i use a format that is universal. it is hosted on what has proven to be a stable server. i can show you stats for the past few months, and you being a web studant can probably be able to read it better then me. for such an "...atrocious..." site it is doing very well. i have gotten complaints about speeling, dead links, even the cross hairs, no one has ever called it "atrocious" before. could have chosen a better word.

a site needs to be designed to offer a product, and concentrate on that. the purpose there is to keep the flow of audio going. the product are the mp3 files. bad enough i flood the site with the splash page (keeping that) it provides its product well. from a man who works 8am to 9pm, has a wife and kids (oh and a cat) and using the simplest of tools to update and maintain the site i think it's anything but "atrocious".

and stay in school. i got to go back myself. think how much worse i can be with formal training.

stats, traffic, code, whatever thats not what i was talking about.......it was your design i was talking about...your layout....ed try using dreamweaver and use tables and stylesheets to do your design and layout.....if you want i when i go on spring break i can help you design a clean layout....

[nikoloslvy]

i just hope that when the boys come back that they force their sponsors to support sites like fedexed.im not saying his site isnt good but theres nuthin like a shitload of money to help.

[Joe Orthex]

no, thank you.

[tattered]

ok whatever then....is this now behind us....

[Joe Orthex]

yes


and nicky, have stood away from sponsers. don't want to have to put banners all over the place, or give up control of the site cause a sponsor wants something done a certian way. not saying i would not mind one, just don't need one yet.

[nikoloslvy]

i know this is to soon but think of this,when the our lifeline comes back they can offer a prize of i dunno evry thing you have on cd.braught to you by no banners needed company.when you need it of course.

(i love being unemployed.more time to drink and listen to o&A and go on wackbag=more gooder.)

[Stinkysteve]

Originally posted by nikoloslvy
i know this is to soon but think of this,when the our lifeline comes back they can offer a prize of i dunno evry thing you have on cd.braught to you by no banners needed company.when you need it of course.

(i love being unemployed.more time to drink and listen to o&A and go on wackbag=more gooder.)


Uhhhhh......

What?

[AngryHugo]

Originally posted by nikoloslvy
i know this is to soon but think of this,when the our lifeline comes back they can offer a prize of i dunno evry thing you have on cd.braught to you by no banners needed company.when you need it of course.

(i love being unemployed.more time to drink and listen to o&A and go on wackbag=more gooder.)

e e cummings, look out. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[wackadoo]

uh-oh...looks like armymad has some competition:loll2:

[nikoloslvy]

what dont you understand?as a prize the boys can offer a huge ammount if not all the shows on fedex's site.I know id love it.it can be “brought to you by” whoever.no banners needed. got it?