Yankees-Angels Game 5 Watching Thread

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Bawls! What a wasted first inning :mad4:

EDIT: Thanks jd for starting the thread but please add a hot Yankees hi k in your first post. Your jinxing us.

Good point

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sexy-yankee-fan.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Motherfucker!



Fuck you AJ, fuck you very much

[NoSurviivors]

GET HIM oUT.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ooooh boy. the Angels get 4 runs in the first inning without a single out. fucking hell.

[Ballbuster1]

That got ugly fast.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Holy dog fuck was that atrocious

[Lunchbox420]

Thanks jd for starting the thread but please add a hot Yankees hi k in your first post. Your jinxing us.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Joe Buck: Chalk up another one.

these umps fucking blow!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Good to see that AJ has slowed down his level of suck...hopefully he knocks that shit off

[Ballbuster1]

Joe Buck: Chalk up another one.

these umps fucking blow!!
They've sucked in every game. It's a fucking disgrace.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

scratch the not sucking...how the fuck do you let him get that type of jump?


Now a wild pitch...KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!

[Absolutely]

I like Buck talking about replay.
McCarver magically made the previous games "5 and a half hours long" with replay.

There were 3 calls basically, say they take 5 minutes per call (Which they wouldn't, they were so obvious), that's a whole 15 minutes.

Oh Noes! 15 minutes!
Meanwhile the catcher goes the mound for 2 minutes every 6th pitch.

Who cares about 15 minutes, fuck the casual fan and their "This is toooo long" BS. You know it's going to be long, what's another 10 minutes to not have teams get jobbed over?

[Ballbuster1]

http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sexy-yankee-fan.jpg

And Anthony's gonna tell you he wouldn't hit that? Yeah.........

[ceeps04]

Although its only slightly, at least AJ has settled down somewhat by getting 9 outs without giving up a run. Now we need at least 1 here to get back in this thing. Still alot of baseball left.

[distortion9]

Howdy....faggots :action-sm


I'm here to bring the luck.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Howdy....faggots :action-sm


I'm here to bring the luck.

the Yankees don't need luck. they need hits. they lead off the first with back-to-back hits, but everything after that has been pop flies and ground outs.

EDIT: Tex did get a hit last inning. finally.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You better be bringing luck to Swisher's bat...

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

jesus, we're in the 5th inning already? we're barely an hour in!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

AJ, if you give up a run in the bottom of the 5th, I'm going to go out on a limb & say it's not going to be Jorge's fault

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Jesus fuck...John Lackey isn't this good and everyone on the Yankees knows it. How many of his strikeouts have been looking?

[lockjaaaaww]

Don't look good folks, hopefully Yanks have a rally in their bones tonight.

[Ballbuster1]

South Park time. Be back later.

[lockjaaaaww]

You can tell how burnett is doing just by the strikeouts, normally when theres more K than innings played so far, hes doing pretty good but we're in the 5th and only 2k.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

well the first inning was clearly disastrous for AJ, and even though he seems to have settled down, they're still getting a single here, a double there off him. i just worry that they'll chain those singles and doubles together and add more runs to their lead while the Yanks keep staring at strikes and swinging at everything else.

[Absolutely]

Not a big deal, but McCarver keeps saying "Last Night" when he means Tuesday night. At least 5 times.
I just need something to pick on him for

[lockjaaaaww]

Good to see while everyone else isn't hitting ARod is still.

[lockjaaaaww]

Matsui is too streaky of a hitter, he can be on fire one month and ice cold the next. Hes on the ice cold right now.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

ugh, a lot of good a streaking A-Rod does if they can't capitalize on it.

[lockjaaaaww]

Ya had to know Lackey was gonna pitch like this and Burnett was gonna suck.


Its allways that 1 bad inning, its like AJ got that inning out of the way asap.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

hey, they show an attention whore fan on TV for a change. they usually cut away as to not give them the attention they crave.

[lockjaaaaww]

How come they started showing the idiots run on the field and go swiming this post season. Thats something they never did before.

[ceeps04]

Let's get some motherfucking runs. Holy shit. When was the last time this team didn't score in a game?

[lockjaaaaww]

"Swisher is really struggling"

When is he not. He got off to a great start and now he'll get a hit every once and a while but otherwise he sucks.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

did Cabrera actually just feign a bunt? with no runners on base?

[lockjaaaaww]

Its getting very late.If they don't capatilise here then it dosen't look good at all.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

come on Jeet, a homer here makes it a one-run game.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Lackey can't seem to find the strike zone now. bases loaded. come on Damon!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

EDIT: Fuck

[lockjaaaaww]

Fuck the base running and fuck these jynxing announcers!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

sQn6DMhZTmU

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

oh i was hoping they'd leave Lackey in there. looks like he was starting to crack.

[distortion9]

I hate bases loaded and 2 outs.....HATE it.

[lockjaaaaww]

They NEED a clutch hit. Can't keep wasting chances.

[distortion9]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[thetick130]

Oh yeah!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

whoa! nice shootin', Tex!

[lockjaaaaww]

Tex is on the mark!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

He was due...nice.

[ceeps04]

Fucking tex!!!!!

[lockjaaaaww]

They NEED a clutch hit. Can't keep wasting chances.

nOT EVEN 20 SECONDS AFTER i POSTED THIS!!!!

[AND......YUCK]

finally!!!, alright, brand new game

[ceeps04]

Come on MAtsui

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

we're back in this bitch!

[distortion9]

I bet they're putting John Sterling in a straight jacket right now.

[Ballbuster1]

Lackey's gotta be fucking fuming.

[Mindslayer]

Holy shit !!!

[distortion9]

Matsui smells blood.

[lockjaaaaww]

Matsui better not blow it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fucking A, thank you Tex!!

You know Lackey's wife is gonna be sportin' the ol' Irish Sunglasses tomorrow

http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_05/irish-sunglasses.jpg

[distortion9]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Wwooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AND......YUCK]

yeah Matsui, fuckin A, TIED!!!

[thetick130]

Keep it going!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Matsui smells bruudd.

fixed

[ceeps04]

Godzilla!!!!!!!!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Matsui smells blood.

and Godzilla ties it up!

[lockjaaaaww]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/godzilla.jpg

[distortion9]

fixed

Haa, nice

[ceeps04]

Hell Yeah! Keep it goin Robbie!!!

[NoSurviivors]

Lackey's gotta be fucking fuming.

Without a doubt. Socia just gave it all away.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

alright, they got some momentum. keep the ball rolling. for over a decade, the Yankees have probably been the most dangerous team with two outs i have ever seen.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

how drunk do you think the fucker in the waterfall was?

[lockjaaaaww]

Come on Robbie!!

[LBF]

That 3-2 pitch was huuuuuge.




Edit: And there's your series.

[Mindslayer]

Without a doubt. Socia just gave it all away.

Reminds me of Grady Little pulling Pedro in 03, and we all know how that turned out....

[distortion9]

Fuck you cunts....Wooooooooooooooo

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

how drunk do you think the fucker in the waterfall was?

probably not as drunk as he's going to be now! Cano drives in two runs!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Robbie Cano....DON'TCHYA KNOW?!?!?!?!?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You know Lackey's pissed.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/28982/128845_angels_rangers_baseball.jpg

[AND......YUCK]

oh, DONT CHA KNOW!!!! HOLY FUCK, never saw a 6 run inning coming but I fucking love it!!!!!

[ceeps04]

Godzilla showing off some speed! HAHAHA

[lockjaaaaww]

What an inning!!

[Mother Shucker]

Lackey's gotta be fucking fuming.

OH yeah he is. That was not even as close as that strike box thing made it out to be.

[distortion9]

2 outs....6 runs.....suck it!

[lockjaaaaww]

Wheres your god now angels???

[KNOCKS ON WOOD]

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

the finish line is in sight. fuck, put CC in now to close it out, haha.

[lockjaaaaww]

Gotta hold em at 4 now.

[ceeps04]

Joba > Hughes > Mo. Close it down

Edit: or AJ....

[Ballbuster1]

Without a doubt. Socia just gave it all away.
Dumb ass. Now it's definitely a turnpike series on the east coast.

[lockjaaaaww]

Goonies never say die!!!

Holy shit that was great.

[Aizazzle]

BRING on the YANKEES!!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

you know the minute AJ gets in trouble, they're pulling him. there's no fucking around now.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm kind of surprised that AJ's still out there...I almost would have expected Joba or Coke. Oh dear lord...Marte's warming up :tape4:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Did I just hear that Marte is loosening up?

':^O

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ugh, fuck Mathis in the throat. C'mon double play!

[lockjaaaaww]

In what bizaro unizerse does Mathis have 5 hits in the last 3 games he was in.

[ceeps04]

Ugh, fuck Mathis in the throat. C'mon double play!

Dude batted .211 this year but he the Yankees cant get him out. WTF

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Joba > Hughes > Mo. Close it down

Edit: or AJ....

That's exactly what I thought it was going to be...as long as AJ can get through this, I'll be happy if it's only Phil -> Mo

[distortion9]

Fuckin c'mon AJ

[distortion9]

What the fuck

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Holy fuck, that was only AJ's 89th pitch?

[ceeps04]

Oh God..........

[lockjaaaaww]

PULL HIM...Mart?!?! Leave Burnett in!!!!!

[Steam]

Damaso Marte?

I'm once again not feeling good about this.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh dear lord...Marte vs. Chone. If I chewed my fingernails, I'd probably chew up to my goddamned wrist

[ceeps04]

Why Marte? It has to be that fucking book because Figgins is a switch hitter.

[lockjaaaaww]

I got a bad feeling bout this.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Sacrifice, that's pretty much what I was expecting...now do we have Joba or Coke come in? Or an IBB?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6154/noooo.jpg

[Mindslayer]

Oof, this could get rough...

[Aizazzle]

Why Marte? It has to be that fucking book because Figgins is a switch hitter.

I'm in love with the book, and I hope that Girardi relies on it for the entire duration of the World Series.

[distortion9]

<----nervous belly

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Joe Buck, I swear to Christ if you just fucking jinxed us...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'm in love with the book, and I hope that Girardi relies on it for the entire duration of the World Series.

http://www.lib.fit.edu/pubs/librarydisplays/bannedbooks/burning_book.jpg

[lockjaaaaww]

FUCK!!

Well 2 outs now, gotta hold em Hughes, gotta hold em.

[ceeps04]

Why does Joe have to make everything so fucking difficult? I thought they moved Joba to the bullpen to pitch the 7th when they're up. Holy shit.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Miss Chris

[lockjaaaaww]

I can't watch. Feal better about Hughes and 2 outs but this could still be bad.

[distortion9]

miss chris

x2

[Jimmy's Dignity]

FYI, Florida State just threw a 98 yard TD pass. That's the extent of my commercial update

[Adolf]

my stomaaaaach hurts

[Steam]

Why does Joe have to make everything so fucking difficult? I thought they moved Joba to the bullpen to pitch the 7th when they're up. Holy shit.

Burnett was doing well after the awful first inning. Not many pitches. And Joba hasn't been the shutdown guy recently.

[lockjaaaaww]

Not watching!!

[Adolf]

hey phil hughes is up... now which cousin of opie's is this :roll: ha ha hhh aaa

[distortion9]

Pop up.....please pop up

[Jimmy's Dignity]

my stomaaaaach hurts

x2

I'm thinking this is the intentional unintentional walk...I need more vodka

[Jimmy's Dignity]

that brunette Yankee fan was pretty good looking...nice cleavage

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Not watching!!

my stomaaaaach hurts

Everyones nervious.

EDIT: Hahaha

[ceeps04]

Fuck

[Aizazzle]

If I were Coke, I would rather take my chances with Vlad "I blow in the playoffs" Guerrero than Torii Hunter.

[distortion9]

I have to throw up and shit

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I have to throw up and shit

sit on the bowl & grab a bucket, the last thing you want to do is clean poop up off the floor

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Whoa...that's a great curve Phil.

[distortion9]

Jesus

[lockjaaaaww]

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adolf]

damnit

[thetick130]

cock

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

motherfucker...

[AND......YUCK]

why the fuck would you throw it high to guerrero, you had a better shot at bouncing one in front of the plate, damnit

[Adolf]

great game

[Jimmy's Dignity]

FUCK.
Shoulda gone with the curveball Phil.

I need more vodka

[Aizazzle]

If I were Coke, I would rather take my chances with Vlad "I blow in the playoffs" Guerrero than Torii Hunter.

or not

[ceeps04]

And how quickly it disapears..

[RobeSoup&Tears]

As soon as I saw Jorge's stance I knew what it was and Vlad swings at ANYTHING!!!

[Adolf]

fuck the angels but i feel kinda bad for lackey here

[lockjaaaaww]

Gotta keep it tied now.

[Mother Shucker]

If I were Coke, I would rather take my chances with Vlad "I blow in the playoffs" Guerrero than Torii Hunter.

Would ja?

[lockjaaaaww]

C'mon Hughes!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

oh come on, just one fucking out.

[Adolf]

holy goddamn christ this is insane

[Steam]

Motherfucker.

What has happened to Hughes?

Figures that AJ would pick this inning to hit trouble again.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Boy, sure am glad they let AJ start this inning :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:

[Aizazzle]

Would ja?

What's the matter, Shucker? A little bitter are, we?

[Adolf]

http://www.janesadildo.com/phpBB3/images/smilies/pissdrunk.gif cmon yanksss

[lockjaaaaww]

[Choking]

http://www.nsmradio.com/Images/Choking01.jpg
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Evil-Dead-Ash-choking.jpg

[Steam]

Boy, sure am glad they let AJ start this inning :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:

No matter what Girardi did there if they gave up a run he would have been crucified.

This wasn't his fault.

[lockjaaaaww]

Get the lead back!!! Need more runs!!

[lockjaaaaww]

No matter what Girardi did there if they gave up a run he would have been crucified.

This wasn't his fault.

I can just see the pappers saying he shoulda brung in Hughes but this was no where near the acevas move.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

No matter what Girardi did there if they gave up a run he would have been crucified.

This wasn't his fault.

Yeah, I know. I didn't care about the 1st run, really did not like the 2nd. Fucking despised the 3rd.

Melky, Jorge, Jeet...still very very doable

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Till Death is still on? "whaa"

[Absolutely]

Decisions...
"Always Sunny" or the end of this

[Steam]

Yeah, Joe Buck, you could have done a better job.

Yeah.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Ant's Tweets about this game

Wow, AJ is doing well. Ugh.
Great, shitty pitching AND the same blind fucking umps.
Lackey is hanging himself in the locker room.
I wonder how much money Oliver has on the Yankees.

fuck, c'mon guys. Jeter, don't let a fucking Weaver get you here

[Aizazzle]

Till Death is still on? "whaa"


Yet they canceled Firefly and Sarah Connor Chronicles. I despise Fox.

[Lunchbox420]

Can't watch anymore they kicked me out of the room. What's happening

[ceeps04]

What a shitty fucking inning

[Absolutely]

fuck, c'mon guys. Jeter, don't let a fucking Weaver get you here

Weavers dominate postseasons as of late...

[lockjaaaaww]

Need some of that 9th inning magic tonight!!

[AND......YUCK]

honestly i dont mind jeter getting out, now you have damon, tex, and arod for the 9th

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Drunk fuck taking a bow

The Waterfall At Angels Stadium Is Not A Public Swimming Pool
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/10/500x_1256263005683.jpg
But props to FOX for actually showing the drunk guy take a dip.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/10/500x_1256263123130.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/10/500x_1256263215540.jpg
[Screengrabs shamelessly lifted from the shameless fools at 4chan]

[AND......YUCK]

definitely like the tommy boy directv commercial

[Ballbuster1]

I could feel that breeze all the way back here in Philly. :icon_mrgr

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In the 9th

Damon, Teixeira, Rodriguez

[Mother Shucker]

What's the matter, Shucker? A little bitter are, we?

Na, I don't live in Philthy.

[Absolutely]

Cant they get Joba a non sweat stained hat?

... Welcome to the game, shitdick!

[AND......YUCK]

fucking really Joba, fucking really!!! fuck you!!!!

[ceeps04]

Everything is right down the fucking middle of the plate

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

here we go with Joba. and he gives up a double. damn it, isn't anyone in the bullpen besides Rivera reliable anymore?

[distortion9]

Fucking dying here

[Ballbuster1]

[Choking]

http://www.nsmradio.com/Images/Choking01.jpg

Taking lessons from the Mets are they?

[distortion9]

here we go with Joba. and he gives up a double. damn it, isn't anyone in the bullpen besides Rivera reliable anymore?

Seriously.....what the fuck happened to our bullpen?

[Aizazzle]

Na, I don't live in Philthy.
Resorting to such mature and sophisticate insults, Shucker.

You wound me. I guess I will just have to console myself with consecutive World Series appearances which include a championship.

[Adolf]

definitely like the tommy boy directv commercial

i cant get to the mute button fast enough

[lockjaaaaww]

The game's momentom shifted back to the angels in a hurry.

Also Joba really sucks, He went from dominant reliver, to shitty starter, back to dominant reliver and now shitty reliver.

[Absolutely]

Way to bunt, Asshat.

Did all thes guys shop at Homo Necklaces R' Us?

[lockjaaaaww]

here we go with Joba. and he gives up a double. damn it, isn't anyone in the bullpen besides Rivera reliable anymore?

Thinking same thing, I only trust Mo.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That not this years cap that Joba's wearing...probably from his 1st year with NY.

It's shrunken low brow and has dried cum stains.

[Adolf]

That not this years cap that Joba's wearing...probably from his 1st year with NY.

It's shrunken low brow and has dried cum stains.


your avatar just made me l-o-l :D

[lockjaaaaww]

This Mathis being dangerous bullshit was getting too much. Bout time he struck out like the back up catcher he is.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Oh sure, they won't blow that fucking call...

[Absolutely]

Sure you don't want to call Aybar out, ump?

[Aizazzle]

Yanks have got to bring Rivera in if they don't want this lead to get bigger.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Good stop Robbie.

Fuck.

[AND......YUCK]

wow that looked like it headed for the outfield, thank god for getting jammed

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Taking lessons from the Mets are they?

Not after April they aren't...

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Mo's warming up now.

[AND......YUCK]

i wouldnt even rush rivera at this point, the damage is done imo

[AND......YUCK]

i wouldnt even rush rivera at this point, the damage is done imo

well fuck me then, hes in

[lockjaaaaww]

This game can get out of reach fast. Need to stop the bleeding.

[Adolf]

i'll betya $1.58 arod evens it up at 2 outs and we hit the 12th inning


shrug


have faith

[lockjaaaaww]

i wouldnt even rush rivera at this point, the damage is done imo

Fuentes is pitching the 9th and its very posible to blow one of his saves if you can hold em to a reachable score.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

if it ain't 6-4-3 and a successful top 9, we're looking at Saturday night

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

i'll betya $1.58 arod evens it up at 2 outs and we hit the 12th inning


shrug


have faith

well Damon and Tex are up before him. with any luck they either reach base or homer before A-Rod gets up.

[AND......YUCK]

shit 2 runs are scoring on a hit

[Ben's Bulge]

This is Game 4 2004 all over again isn't it?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

no double play now. a good bunt could bring another run in for them.

[AND......YUCK]

im sorry Tim McCarver, this is game 7???

[Mother Shucker]

Resorting to such mature and sophisticate insults, Shucker.

You wound me. I guess I will just have to console myself with consecutive World Series appearances which include a championship.

Followed by animals running the streets all night hitting each other with liquor bottles. Sounds like a blast. I will chose to live in civilization tyvm.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

shut your fucking mouth McCarver. Chone is not Luis Gonzalez. I hope you have a hemorrhagic stroke on while you're taking a shit tomorrow morning

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

nice throw Swish.

[AND......YUCK]

wow, thank you swisher, awesome throw to make up for your 0 for....

[Absolutely]

Nice catch Soriano

[ceeps04]

Love the jump catch

[lockjaaaaww]

if it ain't 6-4-3 and a successful top 9, we're looking at Saturday night

so much for a 6-4-3.

But 2 outs now.

[Ben's Bulge]

im sorry Tim McCarver, this is game 7???

May as well be. I am getting a bad vibe here.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Great charge by Swish

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here comes Magila.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Nice catch Soriano

While I miss Soriano at times, seeing him strike out in the clutch was just too fucking painful

[lockjaaaaww]

Nice catch Soriano

Oh how I wish sometimes, he sucked in the playoffs though.

[AND......YUCK]

thank you Mo, finally someone does there job out of the pen

[lockjaaaaww]

Wish Mo pitched 3 fucking innings!!

[ceeps04]

Mo

[distortion9]

Let's do this shit

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

now was that so fucking hard? why couldn't Marte or Hughes do that?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2564471/2/istockphoto_2564471-business-man-says-phew.jpg

C'mon Damon, Tex, A-Rod!!

[ceeps04]

now was that so fucking hard? why couldn't Marte or Hughes do that?

Because they're not the greatest playoff pitcher of all time

[lockjaaaaww]

The major strength coming in has become our major weakness.

C'mon I don't want baseball saturday night.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

How can he NOT stare?
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5396/beerass.jpg

[Aizazzle]

Followed by animals running the streets all night hitting each other with liquor bottles. Sounds like a blast. I will chose to live in civilization tyvm.

Yes, New York is completely filled with upstanding citizens, who can never do any wrong. Anyway, the cops had most of it under control, but you always have a few idiots, who can't hold their liquor. Most of it was pretty harmless though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI&feature=player_embedded

[RobeSoup&Tears]

C'mon Damon

Bloop and a blast.

[AND......YUCK]

The major strength coming in has become our major weakness.

C'mon I don't want baseball saturday night.

x2, UFC on saturday

[Ben's Bulge]

now was that so fucking hard? why couldn't Marte or Hughes do that?

Marte was fine.

AJ, Hughes, and Joba shit the bed

[Absolutely]

Lean into that, you girl

[lockjaaaaww]

Damon trying to bunting for a hit? He can't even sacrafice.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

c'mon Damon, fucking take that slow curve for the team! Don't be a pussy!!

[AND......YUCK]

fucking brick hands Morarles according to Joe Buck, really...

[lockjaaaaww]

Shit!!

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

fuck! lines it right to Morales.

[AND......YUCK]

come on, first fucking pitch!!!! damn it

[Adolf]

holy ugh 1 left

[lockjaaaaww]

Damn!!


Damn!!

[lockjaaaaww]

Damn,Damn!!

[ceeps04]

Matsui. Make them Pay

[AND......YUCK]

god damn it, fucking pussy

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Yes, New York is completely filled with upstanding citizens, who can never do any wrong. Anyway, the cops had most of it under control, but you always have a few idiots, who can't hold their liquor. Most of it was pretty harmless though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI&feature=player_embedded

I'd hit it...she's fucking hot

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

of course they're gonna fucking walk A-Rod. i hope Matsui blasts one and makes them pay.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Matsui. Make them Pay

Pretend Fuentes is Paul Tibbets!!

[lockjaaaaww]

C'mon godzilla don't fuck up now!!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Guzman, don't you fucking dare fuck this up

[ceeps04]

Wtf?

[Absolutely]

Pinch run for Grandma Hips

[lockjaaaaww]

Pretend Fuentes is Paul Tibbets!!

or gamera.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Why is he not stealing?

[ceeps04]

If your gonna take Arod out at least steal

[lockjaaaaww]

3-1 fastball hit it deep!!
EDIT: NO

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6272/standbyw.gif


I'll removie it but it's how I feel :icon_wink

[AND......YUCK]

well a base hit should score a running guzman

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

anyone else squeezing their eyes shut on each pitch?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

dear sweet holy fuck was that close


Robbie, I sure hope you ate your spinach

[AND......YUCK]

ok, bring in Gardner, even though it doesnt matter, but dont need matsui fucking up running

[lockjaaaaww]

Cano...Be our hero!!

[Adolf]

ooof i thought he was out for sure

[ceeps04]

Come on Robbie

[Adolf]

come on cano for fuck's sake

[ceeps04]

double steal

[Absolutely]

ok, bring in Gardner, even though it doesnt matter, but dont need matsui fucking up running

I hope he somehow gets thrown out stealing

[lockjaaaaww]

Better win it or No ARod and Matsui.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6272/standbyw.gif


I'll removie it but it's how I feel :icon_wink

fuck removing it, that's the most he's been on the site in fucking months!

[AND......YUCK]

come on swish

[Chino Kapone]

Damn.... bases fucking loaded.....

[Adolf]

oooooooooh

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Take a close one for the team Nick.....take one for the team.

[Adolf]

i love this game http://www.janesadildo.com/phpBB3/images/smilies/bongodrums.gif

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

bases loaded now with Swish up. a sharp base hit will score 2 runs.

[lockjaaaaww]

Swisher has to work a walk!! He worked so many useless walks durring the regular season they need one now.

[Steam]

Don't worry bandwagon and phony Angels fans, its only Nick Swisher. He won't do shit. Will he even swing the bat?

[ceeps04]

0 for the series Swish. If your gonna do something do it now.

[AND......YUCK]

hes 0 for... but a great eye, please take whatever you can!!!

[Steam]

Swisher has to work a walk!! He worked so many useless walks durring the regular season they need one now.

Key word: Useless

[distortion9]

Oh my God

[Jimmy's Dignity]

dear sweet fuck was that close

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

oh wow. that was close. foul ball.

[Aizazzle]

Holy Shit, that was close.

[lockjaaaaww]

Phew!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oooff...I thought that was fair.

[AND......YUCK]

holy shit he has to get a hit, thats basically like icing a kicker who misses a field goal on a timeout

[ceeps04]

wow

[Steam]

And here comes the strikeout

[ceeps04]

What kind of fucking swing was that?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Swish can almost surpass Leyritz if he hits this out...at least tie him.

[lockjaaaaww]

Don't blow it swisher.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fuck, my glass is empty

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

they're gonna try to make him chase one.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Whoa...Nick is 3 for 28 this post season.

[AND......YUCK]

how many fucking lucky foul balls is this asshole gonna get, come on hit it faggot

[Adolf]

wow that foul was LUCK

cmon fukkerz

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

come on, line drive, line drive!

[Absolutely]

Swish can almost surpass Leyritz if he hits this out...at least tie him.

In Mugshot goodness?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

how many fucking lucky foul balls is this asshole gonna get, come on hit it faggot

get a hit, or get fucking hit....I'm good with either or

[Absolutely]

He's walking in a run...

[AND......YUCK]

jesus, please miss, please miss

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

full count. i'm gonna die.

[ceeps04]

oh my god. I can't take this

[Jimmy's Dignity]

In Mugshot goodness?

Hopefully Swish doesn't kill a broad in a DUI...I'd rather him get caught w/ a tranny prostitute (as long as he's on top)

[Steam]

I love the strategically placed Swisher time out so Fox could show more random faces.

If Swisher can work this walk, it will be the greatest walk since Paul O'Neill 2000 WS Game 1.

But I doubt it.

[NeonTaster]

Holy fuck. This is KILLING ME!

[lockjaaaaww]

Whad ya expect? Fucking useless Swisher.

[distortion9]

I'm fucking sick

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

fucking idiot.

[AND......YUCK]

god damn it, damn it damn it

[Jimmy's Dignity]

:(


I yelled Noonan as loud as I could and it didn't work

[NeonTaster]

ah-boooo...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Fuck...but I did think Yanks in 6.

[lockjaaaaww]

Take care of these cocksuckers saturday.

[AND......YUCK]

well sorry Dana White, yankees come first

[lockjaaaaww]

Why would he come through Swisher is the least clutch player on the team.

[ceeps04]

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. 2004 has me like a fucking battered women.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Florida State 30
North Carolina 27

32 sec left

[Adolf]

well fuck it another game on saturday... this just means more baseball, which = more gooder so why not http://www.janesadildo.com/phpBB3/images/smilies/CRAP.GIF

[mikeybot]

Oooooh, Swisher sucks a fat one like a Swishy fag

Seriously, I wanted the Yankees to get it over with already

[NoSurviivors]

chubby checker getting an innerview?

[Absolutely]

Why is there no camera on Lackey in this interview?

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

well at least they have to opportunity to clinch in their new stadium now.

[lockjaaaaww]

John Lackey sounds like Kermit the frog.

I'm expecting him to say "It ain't easy being green"

[AND......YUCK]

man the Wanda Sykes show look horrendous

[lockjaaaaww]

They better win saturday or else I'd be worried even with CC on the mound for a game 7.

[Ben's Bulge]

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. 2004 has me like a fucking battered women.

Because of 2004 there is no doubt in my mind Angels win the next two games

[lockjaaaaww]

man the Wanda Sykes show look horrendous

She allready had a show that only lasted a season...Now she has another one. Well of course because it worked so well the first time.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

John Lackey sounds like Kermit the frog.

I'm expecting him to say "It ain't easy being green"

i wish that was Lackey in RST's avatar. goddamnit motherfucker shithole cunt.

[Aizazzle]

Happy that the Yankees have to play more games than us, and I still think they will make it to the World Series.

Oh and listening to Lackey's interview was refreshing. The guy was honest about being upset about the non strike and getting pulled out.

[lockjaaaaww]

"Put it all on LA THEY ARE A LOCK. Theres no way they can lose"

Feals like I'm watching Bad Lieutenant and NY is choking rather then LA. Well anyway Pettitte is a proven big game winner and I picked Yanks in 6.

[Ben's Bulge]

Happy that the Yankees have to play more games than us, and I still think they will make it to the World Series.

Did you see the 2004 ALCS? Because I swear to god this game looked and felt exactly like the game that turned that one around.

[Adolf]

well at least they have to opportunity to clinch in their new stadium now.

good pernt

[pnigga]

Girardi has about as much to do with the success of this team as I do

Tonight's game should finally prove that the Yankees win in spite of Joe Girardi not because of him

[AND......YUCK]

well I have It's Always Sunny on my DVR, that'll make me happy again

[Adolf]

Because of 2004 there is no doubt in my mind Angels win the next two games

i've got $1000 that says you're wrong

got paypal?

[Ben's Bulge]

Girardi has about as much to do with the success of this team as I do

Tonight's game should finally prove that the Yankees win in spite of Joe Girardi not because of him

This is Phil Hughes' fault not Girardi

[pnigga]

This is Phil Hughes' fault not Girardi

did Phil Hughes wear an AJ Burnett uniform and then put on a Nick Swisher uniform

[Aizazzle]

Did you see the 2004 ALCS? Because I swear to god this game looked and felt exactly like the game that turned that one around.

Guess I just have more confidence in them. They have been an impressive team all season, and I think they are more than capable of winning another game even if it is a Game 7.

[Ben's Bulge]

did Phil Hughes wear an AJ Burnett uniform and then put on a Nick Swisher uniform

Did Joe Girardi throw a fastball down the middle on a guy who can only hit fastballs down the middle to give up the tying run? After getting two strikes with curveballs? That was Hughes. And Joba just sucks.

[Absolutely]

man the Wanda Sykes show look horrendous

What are you talking about?
It's the fresh sassy late night show we've all been yearning for

[pnigga]

Did Joe Girardi throw a fastball down the middle on a guy who can only hit fastballs down the middle to give up the tying run? After getting two strikes with curveballs? That was Hughes. And Joba just sucks.

you're completely clueless if you think anyone but Girardi cost the Yankees that game

[Ben's Bulge]

you're completely clueless if you think anyone but Girardi cost the Yankees that game

If Phil Hughes doesn't go out there looking like a deer caught in the headlights they win. How is that Joe Girardi's fault.

If he pulls AJ on 80 pitches after flying through the last 5 innings for either the foregone conclusion of Joba getting hit, or Hughes getting spooked all of a sudden then you would be the first guy screaming, "Overmanaging!"

[Steam]

Girardi has about as much to do with the success of this team as I do

Tonight's game should finally prove that the Yankees win in spite of Joe Girardi not because of him

you're completely clueless if you think anyone but Girardi cost the Yankees that game

Ok, then, what was THE move that cost them?

Girardi did cost them Game 3 but he sure as fuck didn't cost them this one.

[Ben's Bulge]

The problem is that other than Mariano and Robertson the bullpen sucks all of a sudden.

[pnigga]

there's no way you let Burnett start that inning. the Yankees had basically no business even being in the game, but they caught a break when that meatball Scoscia pulled Lackey and let the Yankees back in it. to send him out there after they found some magic and took a two run lead was stupid. to leave him in after putting a man on was criminally retarded. and then every pitching move he made was utter desperation and utterly stupid.

also, (and I'm sure people will disagree with this) I'd let anyone else hit instead of Swisher but that was only the last in a series of bonehead, bush league moves by Girardi.

[Ben's Bulge]

there's no way you let Burnett start that inning. the Yankees had basically no business even being in the game, but they caught a break when that meatball Scoscia pulled Lackey and let the Yankees back in it. to send him out there after they found some magic and took a two run lead was stupid. to leave him in after putting a man on was criminally retarded. and then every pitching move he made was utter desperation and utterly stupid.

also, (and I'm sure people will disagree with this) I'd let anyone else hit instead of Swisher but that was only the last in a series of bonehead, bush league moves by Girardi.

Two Questions

Who do you bring out the bullpen?
Who hits for Swisher?

[pnigga]

Two Questions

Who do you bring out the bullpen?

I wouldn't have had a problem starting the inning with Hughes. Huge difference having him start the inning after the Yankees put up 6 and took all the momentum away, and bringing him in with two on, the crowd going ape shit, all the momentum back with the Angels. You're setting a young pitcher up to be shellshocked after showing no confidence in him in prior games and then tossing him to a horrible spot like that.


I already answered the other question

[Steam]

there's no way you let Burnett start that inning. the Yankees had basically no business even being in the game, but they caught a break when that meatball Scoscia pulled Lackey and let the Yankees back in it. to send him out there after they found some magic and took a two run lead was stupid. to leave him in after putting a man on was criminally retarded. and then every pitching move he made was utter desperation and utterly stupid.

also, (and I'm sure people will disagree with this) I'd let anyone else hit instead of Swisher but that was only the last in a series of bonehead, bush league moves by Girardi.

1. Burnett had pitched well (except for the first inning) up until that point. Sure, it was a long layoff but not much in that bullpen is showing much promise outside of Mariano.
2. It was the bottom of the order, give him that second batter to see if he can get his way out of it.
3. Marte coming in scared the hell out of me, but it didn't cause any harm. MAYBE they could have played in for the bunt to prevent the runners from advancing but where it was placed there was nothing much they would have been able to do.
4. Hughes was the right move to come in there. It obviously didn't work out.
5. Joba was the right move to come in the eighth. It didn't work out.
6. Mariano was the right move, worked out.
7. Who the fuck would you have hit for Swisher? Cervelli? Yeah, Swisher sucks but Cervelli wouldn't have done shit anyway.

Hate Girardi all you want but this wasn't his fault.

[Steam]

Also, for the record, how about stopping with the '04 ALCS comparisons? The Yankees didn't choke, the Red Sox won the series.

And this team is better than the '04 team by miles.

[lockjaaaaww]

Also, for the record, how about stopping with the '04 ALCS comparisons? The Yankees didn't choke, the Red Sox won the series.

And this team is better than the '04 team by miles.

That team had only 1 starter you could trust and that was Mussina. That team relied on Kevin Brown and Javier Vasquez in game 7 while this team will depend on CC.

[pnigga]

1. Burnett had pitched well (except for the first inning) up until that point.

Burnett had balls hit hard off him all night. The only thing he had going for him was that the Yankees total lack of offensive prowess in the prior 6 innings coupled with a 4-run lead for the Angels caused Anaheim to take their foot of the gas a bit.

2. It was the bottom of the order, give him that second batter to see if he can get his way out of it.

Are you referring to Jeff Mathis, the guy Burnett couldn't get a ball by all night long?

3. Marte coming in scared the hell out of me, but it didn't cause any harm.

Please. Whether it worked or not that guy shouldn't even be on the roster let alone getting into game 5.

4. Hughes was the right move to come in there. It obviously didn't work out.

The right move was to start the inning with Hughes, not bring him in with 2 on, no out, and the crowd going apeshit.

5. Joba was the right move to come in the eighth. It didn't work out.

Didn't have a problem with that. It was common sense.

6. Mariano was the right move, worked out.

Again, common sense, but grim desperation from a desperate manager.

7. Who the fuck would you have hit for Swisher? Cervelli? Yeah, Swisher sucks but Cervelli wouldn't have done shit anyway.

Did Hairston die? Nick Swisher hasn't had a good swing in 2 weeks.

[Ben's Bulge]

Also, for the record, how about stopping with the '04 ALCS comparisons? The Yankees didn't choke, the Red Sox won the series.

And this team is better than the '04 team by miles.

If they can't hit with runners in scoring position and their bullpen continues to implode whether or not they are better than they were 5 years ago it doesn't matter.

[25133WhooOoAH]

Joba is never the right move...Fuck him, I'm sick of him giving up doubles.

And it wasn't Hughes...Girardi should have pulled AJ. The 2 runs that scored were AJs.

[Ben's Bulge]

Joba is never the right move...Fuck him, I'm sick of him giving up doubles.
.

After seeing Joba in the playoffs in 2007 and this year I am convinced that Bullpen Joba is basically a more hyped Kyle Farnsworth.

[pnigga]

After seeing Joba in the playoffs in 2007 and this year I am convinced that Bullpen Joba is basically a more hyped Kyle Farnsworth.

I'm not sure he was before Brian Cashman went to work on him but he definitely is now

[Steam]

Burnett had balls hit hard off him all night. The only thing he had going for him was that the Yankees total lack of offensive prowess in the prior 6 innings coupled with a 4-run lead for the Angels caused Anaheim to take their foot of the gas a bit.

Are you referring to Jeff Mathis, the guy Burnett couldn't get a ball by all night long?

Please. Whether it worked or not that guy shouldn't even be on the roster let alone getting into game 5.

The right move was to start the inning with Hughes, not bring him in with 2 on, no out, and the crowd going apeshit.

Didn't have a problem with that. It was common sense.


Again, common sense, but grim desperation from a desperate manager.

Did Hairston die? Nick Swisher hasn't had a good swing in 2 weeks.

We're going to have to agree to disagree. I'm not going to argue this. It will be meaningless when they win on Saturday.

[Ben's Bulge]

I'm not sure he was before Brian Cashman went to work on him but he definitely is now

The one big game he pitched in the bullpen that year a bunch of bugs freaked him out so bad he blew the game. Which everyone seems to give him a pass on, but the bugs doesn't magically arrive in the bottom of the 8th and leave. Both teams had to deal with them a while and Joba was the one who took a shit. Put any pressure on him and he folds. Mariano is great because he is cold blooded. The emotion and shit people who want him in the bullpen always cite is the reason he is a disaster waiting to happen.

[pnigga]

The one big game he pitched in the bullpen that year a bunch of bugs freaked him out so bad he blew the game. Which everyone seems to give him a pass on, but the bugs doesn't magically arrive in the bottom of the 8th and leave.

ok and what difference does it make if he sucked then. he sucks now. who cares about bugs from 2 years ago.

[Ben's Bulge]

ok and what difference does it make if he sucked then. he sucks now. who cares about bugs from 2 years ago.

You blamed it on Cashman. I am saying he sucked before they started fucking with him.

[pnigga]

You blamed it on Cashman. I am saying he sucked before they started fucking with him.

see above

[Ben's Bulge]

The last ALCS Game 6 Andy pitched was 2003 and the Red Sox bombed him

[lockjaaaaww]

The last ALCS Game 6 Andy pitched was 2003 and the Red Sox bombed him

He also pitched game 6 of the 2001 WS and same thing happened different team. However I think yankee stadium will make a differance, and hopefull they can wrap up this fucker saturday.

[Ben's Bulge]

He also pitched game 6 of the 2001 WS and same thing happened different team. However I think yankee stadium will make a differance.

Yeah, it'll be easier for Vlad to hit a homerun off him there.

[Adolf]

world series tickets are going from $400-$15k???????????



15 fuckin K??

[lockjaaaaww]

We got this man, we got this by the ass!!


http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/images/films/2005summer/treasure_dawn_of_the_dead.jpg



Take care of everything saturday.

[Stormrider666]

The one big game he pitched in the bullpen that year a bunch of bugs freaked him out so bad he blew the game. Which everyone seems to give him a pass on, but the bugs doesn't magically arrive in the bottom of the 8th and leave. Both teams had to deal with them a while and Joba was the one who took a shit. Put any pressure on him and he folds. Mariano is great because he is cold blooded. The emotion and shit people who want him in the bullpen always cite is the reason he is a disaster waiting to happen.

After reading the Yankee Years, I'm more than willing to give Joba a pass about the bugs. Without trying to rehash everything, I'll just say by the time Indians went on the field, the bugs were nowhere near as bad as they were when Joba was on the mound.

As for present Joba, you maybe right about his emotion sometimes getting the best of him. But he did get a big out in game 2.

As I stated in the Yankees thread, last night's loss was based on two things:
AJ getting too pumped up and Girardi not pulling AJ after the Yankees took the lead.

[iSpeakEloquent]

The last ALCS Game 6 Andy pitched was 2003 and the Red Sox bombed him

He also pitched game 6 of the 2001 WS and same thing happened different team. However I think yankee stadium will make a differance, and hopefull they can wrap up this fucker saturday.

what does this even mean?

ur bringing up 2 games from 6 and 8 years ago. Pettitte probably doesn't even remember them

[lockjaaaaww]

what does this even mean?

ur bringing up 2 games from 6 and 8 years ago. Pettitte probably doesn't even remember them

Like I said...


We got this man, we got this by the ass!!


http://hcl.harvard.edu/hfa/images/films/2005summer/treasure_dawn_of_the_dead.jpg



Take care of everything saturday.