PyThomas
02-23-2004, 08:50 PM
Kicking things off is a replay of a phone bit with Ant as a guy suffering from a public restroom mishap.
Opening Theme
The boys hit the ground running with their critique of the "MTV 20" special that ran last night. Especially drawing ire from O&A are Nina Blackwood, Sporty Spice (or "Portly Spice"), and Jesse Camp.
Lewis Black joins O&A in the studio.
Break 1
The new South Park episode - "Proper Condom Use" - is discussed. Raves for the episode abound, from Cartman's "red rocket" treatment of the family dog to Mr. Garrison's condom-rolling technique to Mr. Mackey's giving oral treats to Ms. Choksondik.
The part where Mr. Garrison rattles off sexual positions and actions to kindergarteners sparks talk about what constitutes "Fisheye", "Pasadena Mudslide" and "Topeka Destroyer" (also known as the "Porn Star BJ") among others.
Break 2
A guy calls in with a WOW sighting in Cleveland.
Talking with Lewis Black, topics range from Janeane Garofalo and the state of women's comedy in general, to bands that don't play their biggest hits in their live concerts, to long drum solos at those concerts.
An announcement is made concerning the upcoming man-boob contest.
Break 3
Discussion with Lewis Black leads to what goes on at Star Trek conventions, and that the convention people fouled up a jacuzzi at the hotel.
Craig Kilborn calls in and chats.
Going into break, a clip from Sex For Sam 1 - two contestants get it on in the menswear department of a department store.
Break 4
The boys discuss Kevin Smith's debacle with GLAAD over the gay jokes in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. As the letter is read, we hear that gay-bar classic, "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls, in the background, along with the requisite gay sound drops.
A couple guys call in, complaining about the music being played, they can't drive in their car with the windows down and listen to the show! "NEW BIT!" proclaims the boys. They then threaten to break into a gay song at any time in the middle of any kind of subject.
Before the break, we get to hear a top-notch episode of "Hi Mom, I'm Gay" featuring a real butch caller.
Break 5
From MTV 20, we hear Carson Daly trying to act black. A brother named Monique calls in and gives O&A a lesson in Ebonics.
Mario Cantone checks in, and the talk goes from criticism of the Planet of the Apes movie, to Charleton "Chuckles" Heston, to old-school Hollywood stars like Shelley Winters, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.
Break 6
Fiona calls from Cleveland, complaining she can't find any people with WOW stickers to flash.
It's time to play "Guess What's In My Pants"! Today's contestant is Chrissy, a Puerto Rican with a "ghetto booty". We get to know Chrissy a little better, and then she commences with the rubbing of the phone.
The guesses:
Opie - Full Triangle
Anthony - Wood Floor (or "Jon Benet")
Rick - Trimmed Triangle
Ben - Hitler Moustache
The correct answer... Chrissy has something of a trimmed triangle, with the tip of the bottom point shaved off. This gets referred to as a "Van Halen".
Another Sex For Sam 1 clip is played before the break, featuring the couple that had to bail out early.
Break 7
What Did I Learn segment.
Opening Theme
The boys hit the ground running with their critique of the "MTV 20" special that ran last night. Especially drawing ire from O&A are Nina Blackwood, Sporty Spice (or "Portly Spice"), and Jesse Camp.
Lewis Black joins O&A in the studio.
Break 1
The new South Park episode - "Proper Condom Use" - is discussed. Raves for the episode abound, from Cartman's "red rocket" treatment of the family dog to Mr. Garrison's condom-rolling technique to Mr. Mackey's giving oral treats to Ms. Choksondik.
The part where Mr. Garrison rattles off sexual positions and actions to kindergarteners sparks talk about what constitutes "Fisheye", "Pasadena Mudslide" and "Topeka Destroyer" (also known as the "Porn Star BJ") among others.
Break 2
A guy calls in with a WOW sighting in Cleveland.
Talking with Lewis Black, topics range from Janeane Garofalo and the state of women's comedy in general, to bands that don't play their biggest hits in their live concerts, to long drum solos at those concerts.
An announcement is made concerning the upcoming man-boob contest.
Break 3
Discussion with Lewis Black leads to what goes on at Star Trek conventions, and that the convention people fouled up a jacuzzi at the hotel.
Craig Kilborn calls in and chats.
Going into break, a clip from Sex For Sam 1 - two contestants get it on in the menswear department of a department store.
Break 4
The boys discuss Kevin Smith's debacle with GLAAD over the gay jokes in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. As the letter is read, we hear that gay-bar classic, "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls, in the background, along with the requisite gay sound drops.
A couple guys call in, complaining about the music being played, they can't drive in their car with the windows down and listen to the show! "NEW BIT!" proclaims the boys. They then threaten to break into a gay song at any time in the middle of any kind of subject.
Before the break, we get to hear a top-notch episode of "Hi Mom, I'm Gay" featuring a real butch caller.
Break 5
From MTV 20, we hear Carson Daly trying to act black. A brother named Monique calls in and gives O&A a lesson in Ebonics.
Mario Cantone checks in, and the talk goes from criticism of the Planet of the Apes movie, to Charleton "Chuckles" Heston, to old-school Hollywood stars like Shelley Winters, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.
Break 6
Fiona calls from Cleveland, complaining she can't find any people with WOW stickers to flash.
It's time to play "Guess What's In My Pants"! Today's contestant is Chrissy, a Puerto Rican with a "ghetto booty". We get to know Chrissy a little better, and then she commences with the rubbing of the phone.
The guesses:
Opie - Full Triangle
Anthony - Wood Floor (or "Jon Benet")
Rick - Trimmed Triangle
Ben - Hitler Moustache
The correct answer... Chrissy has something of a trimmed triangle, with the tip of the bottom point shaved off. This gets referred to as a "Van Halen".
Another Sex For Sam 1 clip is played before the break, featuring the couple that had to bail out early.
Break 7
What Did I Learn segment.