Stinkysteve
02-24-2004, 08:50 PM
10-05-98
SHOW OPENING
Monday... Coming out of Blind Melon, No Rain. A thank you for everyone who left Fart noises for the boss. The boss went for a physical... Anthony comments that the older you get, the worse your physical exam is. Laughing about Gary Whol being violated, and then he had to send in a stool sample. Gary Wohl comes in the studio to explain the process of getting a stool sample in great detail.
FIRST BREAK
John Mellencamp in the studio. John Mellencamp’s story of his examination. An article in Entertainment Weekly about John Mellencamp. how he feels about today’s music scene, and how it has changed. Phone caller asking John about how he takes the “pipe” exam without medication. Promoting his new album. Why he still smokes cigarettes. The story of why he does not drink anymore. His cholesterol and his cholesterol medication. Phone caller asking a real question about his music. A fax asking about the Cougar name. About his painting hobby. About his three marriages. About in-store appearances.
SECOND BREAK
Coming out of Fruit Trader from John Mellencamp’s latest album. John asks why O & A were kicked out of Boston. Opie explained the April Fool’s Day prank and blamed it on the French listeners. Anthony says his famous line, “you don’t tune into CNN for dick jokes and you don’t tune into our show for hard hitting news.” John’s view on Clinton, politicians, and the politically correct. The tobacco industry... John’s memory of the old days at WNEW.
THIRD BREAK
Thanking john Mellencamp for spending an hour on the show. Explanation of the Ugly Bride Game. The picking of the winning answer.
FOURTH BREAK
Coming out of Three AM, by Matchbox 20. The Ugly Bride Game. A caller from Opie’s home town. Game disclaimer. Winner on the first call. Comments on the lovely brides fivehead.
FIFTH BREAK
Coming out of a Van Halen song. Opie commenting on partisan politics in action. The Yankees. The Indians logo and some hew Indian stereotypes from Anthony. Talking up The Piss Off An Indian Game.
Article in The New York Post Sunday Edition about the best and worst subway restrooms. A review of some of the mentioned restrooms. Trying to get a listener with a cell phone to visit one of these rest rooms.
Discussion of the possibility of doing a live remote from Tower Records to coincide with John Mellencamp’s appearance.
News story about beepers installed on new born babies, so that people don’t run out of the hospitals with them. How many cameras are on the public in New York City. How Anthony is paranoid of the traffic cameras in New York City. Explanation of Police Pac Man.
SIXTH BREAK
Coming out of a John Mellencamp song. Complimenting John on what a good guest he was and saying it’s the writer that gave him the bad rap. Update of what’s going on with the in-store appearance of John Mellencamp.
Piss Off an Indian game to win John Mellencamp VIP tickets.
SEVENTH BREAK
Why they can’t get a listener to visit the Hunt’s Point Subway Station bathroom... Rick volunteers to go to one of them.
A female caller, (Rosie), calls in to tell about her farting into a tape recorder for Gary’s voice mail. Some of the messages from the voice mail.
Show wrap up and closing comments.
SHOW OPENING
Monday... Coming out of Blind Melon, No Rain. A thank you for everyone who left Fart noises for the boss. The boss went for a physical... Anthony comments that the older you get, the worse your physical exam is. Laughing about Gary Whol being violated, and then he had to send in a stool sample. Gary Wohl comes in the studio to explain the process of getting a stool sample in great detail.
FIRST BREAK
John Mellencamp in the studio. John Mellencamp’s story of his examination. An article in Entertainment Weekly about John Mellencamp. how he feels about today’s music scene, and how it has changed. Phone caller asking John about how he takes the “pipe” exam without medication. Promoting his new album. Why he still smokes cigarettes. The story of why he does not drink anymore. His cholesterol and his cholesterol medication. Phone caller asking a real question about his music. A fax asking about the Cougar name. About his painting hobby. About his three marriages. About in-store appearances.
SECOND BREAK
Coming out of Fruit Trader from John Mellencamp’s latest album. John asks why O & A were kicked out of Boston. Opie explained the April Fool’s Day prank and blamed it on the French listeners. Anthony says his famous line, “you don’t tune into CNN for dick jokes and you don’t tune into our show for hard hitting news.” John’s view on Clinton, politicians, and the politically correct. The tobacco industry... John’s memory of the old days at WNEW.
THIRD BREAK
Thanking john Mellencamp for spending an hour on the show. Explanation of the Ugly Bride Game. The picking of the winning answer.
FOURTH BREAK
Coming out of Three AM, by Matchbox 20. The Ugly Bride Game. A caller from Opie’s home town. Game disclaimer. Winner on the first call. Comments on the lovely brides fivehead.
FIFTH BREAK
Coming out of a Van Halen song. Opie commenting on partisan politics in action. The Yankees. The Indians logo and some hew Indian stereotypes from Anthony. Talking up The Piss Off An Indian Game.
Article in The New York Post Sunday Edition about the best and worst subway restrooms. A review of some of the mentioned restrooms. Trying to get a listener with a cell phone to visit one of these rest rooms.
Discussion of the possibility of doing a live remote from Tower Records to coincide with John Mellencamp’s appearance.
News story about beepers installed on new born babies, so that people don’t run out of the hospitals with them. How many cameras are on the public in New York City. How Anthony is paranoid of the traffic cameras in New York City. Explanation of Police Pac Man.
SIXTH BREAK
Coming out of a John Mellencamp song. Complimenting John on what a good guest he was and saying it’s the writer that gave him the bad rap. Update of what’s going on with the in-store appearance of John Mellencamp.
Piss Off an Indian game to win John Mellencamp VIP tickets.
SEVENTH BREAK
Why they can’t get a listener to visit the Hunt’s Point Subway Station bathroom... Rick volunteers to go to one of them.
A female caller, (Rosie), calls in to tell about her farting into a tape recorder for Gary’s voice mail. Some of the messages from the voice mail.
Show wrap up and closing comments.