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hairtussler
03-02-2004, 08:58 PM
My kid was just watching clifford the big gay red dog and all i heard was red rover red rover we call, and right away memories of gradeschool was brought back instantly. Remember when u and your buddy would lift your arms up to clothesline the sorry tool who would run at you full tilt from like 30 feet away.

After a number of incidents at our school red rover was finally banned forever and if caught playing u would get sent down to the principals office where at the time MR SHAUNTS would put your hand palm up on his knee, take out a piece of belt that was like an inch and a half wide and cut to wrap nicely around his hand and would then slap your lil hand as hard as he fucking could. He would then say to u as u were balling, look see the welts on your hand that will remind u the next time your gonna do something stupid.

How do i know this ,I got it for whipping snowballs at recess and pelting a whiny bitch in the face. Why did i get it twice and twice as hard, cause i was a pussy and when he went to hit me i pulled away and he slapped his own knee. I was six years old and in grade 1. I will remember that moment till the day i die.

He ended up getting fired after a couple of years and complaints, fuck you mr shaunts and fuck you crystal for getting in the way of my snowball... oh this isnt fu forum

At least it wasnt the boiler room though ehhh ant.....:madfire

Boston Funbags
03-03-2004, 03:25 AM
When my friend, who went to a different school than me, was in 2nd grade some nun punished her for doing something bad by taking her index finger and scraping her nail down this poor little girl's face from her forehead to the tip of her nose. So when this girl's mother comes to pick her lil pride n joy up from school and sees this long scab running down her face, she asks her what happened, finds the nun in the schoolyard, slams her against the wall in front of all the parents and kids and screams "IF YOU EVER LAY A HAND ON MY DAUGHTER AGAIN I WILL FUCKIN MURDER YOU, YOU CUNT!!!"

I swear to god those nuns need to find a better way to let out their sexual frustration.