Are you that one asshole who isn't Drunk at a party?

[Death Metal Moe]

I feel bad about this sometimes.

When hanging out with friends or at other places from time to time, people are drinking. Sure. Now I stopped drinking in excess YEARS ago. I just started to lose the taste for beer and hard alchohol for some reason, and I'm not sorry about it. I can get one or 2 beers down, or a shot of Jack, but I don't prefer it.

Now I'm not going to drink, but on the flip side of that, I KNOW how it is to have that one person at a party that isn't drunk! That guy SUCKS! Everyone wants him to drink, and they want him to start having fun. Then they may start to think that guy thinks he's better than drinkers or something. Hey, when you're drunk, sometimes you start to obsess on things.

So I just wanted to ask the board if YOU are that person not drinking at a party like me. Or if you drink, what you impression of that one guy is.

[IRISHJERICHO]

Hey someone has to drive people home:drunk:

[Death Metal Moe]

I agree, but you KNOW that doesn't stop drunks from offering you booze anyway.

All of a sudden, they become fucking math majors, figuring out how many drinks you can have depending on how long you were planning to stay, and still not be drunk enough to get a DUI.

[Jolie]

I'm often that person. Doesnt mix well with the drugs. Wait, did I say that out loud?

[Rob]

I'm an asshole, and I'll still drink... actually, i'm a happy drunk... :drunk:

[IRISHJERICHO]

Originally posted by Death Metal Moe
I agree, but you KNOW that doesn't stop drunks from offering you booze anyway.

All of a sudden, they become fucking math majors, figuring out how many drinks you can have depending on how long you were planning to stay, and still not be drunk enough to get a DUI.

A buddy of mine just got busted for dwi and tells everyone the cop was wrong:drunk:

[tattered]

Originally posted by Jolie
I'm often that person. Doesnt mix well with the drugs. Wait, did I say that out loud?


oh come on now....you dont do the ole puff puff shot puff puff shot?

[BuffalOpie]

I am always the guy tipsy at the party. As for the guy who doesnt drink...well good for him. Sure I feel kinda bad he isnt enjoying the crisp taste of a nice cold beer. But he can do whatever he wants. As for me, I am young and have only a few solid years left ahead of me. I may as well enjoy them

[FoundryMusicScott]

Since 2001, I give up drinking alcohol every Lenten season. As for the other forty-five weeks of the year, I'm always not "the one." My friends pester me about it all the time during Lent when we're at a bar, but they do it more or less just to break my chops than because they think I'm not having a good time. In general, if you break out the "I'm driving and I've already had three beers and two shots of Jager" line, people usually leave you alone. But I've never been with friends who don't drink at all, unless they have had a problem with it and don't drink anymore.

[Jolie]

Originally posted by tattered666
oh come on now....you dont do the ole puff puff shot puff puff shot?

Newp. my drugs of choice dont mix as well with alcohol. at least not for me...

[Sinn Fein]

I'm that guy UNLESS I have a place to crash and don't have to drive. Driving is an integral part of my job. With the new tighter DUI laws, I can't afford to even chance it. I have a 2 beer limit if I am going to be getting behind the wheel. Realistically, I could have 4-6 beers and still be under the legal limit. Like most other people, I have made bad choices a few times and have gotten behind the wheel when I really shouldn't have done so. It never bit my on the ass, but I won't ever do it again.

DUI= loss of license = unemplyoment = homeless

[KaMoB]

It's unbelievable how many people drink and drive, I arrest people almost every day of the week for DUI and a .08 which is the legal limit now in PA, a few beers with in an hour will get you above that level.

I just hope with these new DUI laws people will learn not to drive drunk anymore. Plus the costs that the person arrested has to pay is in the thousands of dollars not to mention license suspensions and jail time.

Also all you :cool3: beware, most states now have a law that if you have ANY amount of controlled substances (or a perscription drug not perscribed to you) in your system you get charged with a DUI.

A Public Service Announcement from KaMoB.:drunk:

[Sinn Fein]

There's some good advice from our resident LEO.

Keep going after those drunks. Most drivers around here are bad enough when they are sober. I try and stay off the roads late at night because I always see some scary stuff every time I am out late.

[KaMoB]

I try and stay off the roads late at night because I always see some scary stuff every time I am out late.

Before I became a police officer I never believed how many people were DUI late at night, now I see out of all the car stops I conduct after 12am especially between 2am and 3am more than half of the drivers have been drinking, Thats some scary shit.

[hairtussler]

I was never the drinker with my buddies, three guys in one townhouse, an english, a newfie and a country bumpkin, u do the math, no shitting u between the three of them and about 5 other buddies there would be about 15 empty 24s a week sitting against the wall and would have to be taken back every week otherwise you wouldnt be able to eat in the kitchen...Two fridges one for food and one strictly for beer which always had 100 cold beers in it at ALL TIMES....

Anyways i was the guy who :cool3: every hour on the hour at their place while they all got hammered, loud, had arm wrestling contests {they were all big fuckers who worked for a moving company} that broke countless kitchen tables doing this, who had contests of whoever passed out first would be dragged to the top floor and each person would start in the basement and be timed to run up the stairs with a rope and hog tie the drunken fool passed out on the floor, to being markered, eyebrows shaven, live worms being put down their underwear as they were passed out, being duct taped to furniture, trees outside.

This is just the start of shit i saw my friends do and i can say im glad i wasnt the drunk guy at the everyday party we called life at the time for two reasons. One reason the above mentioned shit and two i got to see all this shit and remember it the next day...

And for the drunk guy i hate the fucking most is not the happy drunk, nor angry drunk, but the guy that made his way to the basement where i used to roll my doobs or smoke my pipes or brew my bottle tokes and bug the shit out of me for some, HEY MAN GIVE ME SOME OF THAT, COME ON DONT BE A DICK, COME ON IL GIVE U WHATS LEFT IN THIS BOTTLE WHICH CONSISTED OF SOME FUCKING GROSS MALT WHISKEY WITH HIS BACKWASH AND SLOBER ALL OVER IT.

As for driving i always was the dd and on the way home every fucking night{ bar night was tues to sat with sun mon off} front seat back seat would ensue which was when the guy or guys in the front seat would turn around while i was driving and start fighting and jumping and wrestilng with the guys in the back seat knocking me around causing me to almost ditch my car plenty o times... Or getting out on the roof of my dads caravan and surfing on top or doing a hot foot which was to open the car door while i was driving hold on to the door and seat and put your feet on the ground i was doing 35 mph, causing their shoes to instantly start smoldering and wearing down their soles in seconds....

HOLY SHIT :drunk: {This is legal isnt it}:loll2:

[sherwood]

Originally posted by Death Metal Moe
I feel bad about this sometimes.

When hanging out with friends or at other places from time to time, people are drinking. Sure. Now I stopped drinking in excess YEARS ago. I just started to lose the taste for beer and hard alchohol for some reason, and I'm not sorry about it. I can get one or 2 beers down, or a shot of Jack, but I don't prefer it.

Now I'm not going to drink, but on the flip side of that, I KNOW how it is to have that one person at a party that isn't drunk! That guy SUCKS! Everyone wants him to drink, and they want him to start having fun. Then they may start to think that guy thinks he's better than drinkers or something. Hey, when you're drunk, sometimes you start to obsess on things.

So I just wanted to ask the board if YOU are that person not drinking at a party like me. Or if you drink, what you impression of that one guy is.


I dont drink either man, and i went to a party last night man and had a blast...this kid from work asked me to go to this girls dorm room with him and im like "sure..." i asked a buddy of mine to go (he also doesnt drink) and we went...the party straight up sucked, it was dull...i was promised nude twister!! NO ONE PLAYED ANY GAME NUDE, INFACT, NO ONE PLAYED ANY GAME!!

anyway, the kid from works friend goes "dude, were gonna get him hammered so he passes out and we can draw things on him" im like "im down for that..." problem., the kid was drinking smirnoff...you cant get drunk on a smirnoff (he had 2 budweisers before that tho)..so when he went to the bathroom the little smirnoff he had left in the bottle got filled with vodka (who would do such a thing??!?) the dipshit didnt realise that and kept drinking away...

finally he was smashed!! HAMMERED!! OUT OF IT COMPLETLY!! everyone got all buddy buddy with him and pissed off at me...they were goin "come on, lets go to the bathroom buddy" me and my friend (both sober) were like "oh come on!!" my friend has been to many parties and he doesnt drink and what they do at the other parties is they take the drunkest guy into the hallway and kick him in the stomach to get the shit outta his system...

his back was exposed (halfway on the bed halfway off sleeping) and i grabbed a marker, now the kid who wanted to draw on him to begin with is trying to stop me from drawing on him...im like "WTF?!?!? THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!" he goes "I will seriously fucking swing at you if you write on him" im like "FUCK YOU DUDE, GO AHEAD AND HIT ME...I HIT BACK" he tried threatening with this "I knocked a kid down nby punching him in the arm" bullshit..im like "Yea, try it on me, we'll see who goes down" so he goes "alright, one little penis on his back" so i grabbed the marker went to go do it, had the cap halfway off and hear the kid go "HUUUUU!!" like he was about to barf, every had their attention to him, i capped the marker back up and fucking left, my buddy right behind me....

on the way out my buddy goes "Thats what i was waiting for!! I didnt wanna leave until somthing exciting happened, that was the key to get the fuck out" i get a call from the kids girlfriend on my phone and shes flipping out "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" im yelling back "THATS WHAT EVERYONE WANTED...EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE HOW DRUNK WE COULD GET HIM AND EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM WANTED TO DRAW ON HIM!! HE HAD SOME VIDKA, SMIRNOFF AND 2 OR 3 BUDWEISERS AND HES OUT OF IT..THATS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED" she goes "WELL HES PUKING ALL OVER THE DORM ROOM AND HIMSELF" im like "NO SHIT!! THATS WHAT HAPPENSWHEN YOUR DRUNK!" she said "YEA..AND IM PISSED OFF...AT YOU!!!" im like "ME?!?!" shes like "YES YOU.." im like "FUCK YOU!" and hung up on the bitch..

on the way back me and my friend were laughing so hard, because that "HUUUU" sound that he made was a sign to leave and the phone call from his g/f saying he was puking was the "money shot" and now the credits are rolling and the movie is over! and I hope everyone at that pary has sex with each other and gives each other aids and dies because they got what they wanted and now they want to beat the piss outta me...

my point here man is even though your not drinking or drunk, you can still have fun...and when your not drunk you have access to make the party as interesting as you want it!

sorry for the long post but i was tryin to give as many details as i could because it was definatly one of the biggest highlights of my life....