I just found A cucumber under my sister's bed !

[mouse]

What should I do? Should I put it back? Sorry if this is the wrong forum, I just freaked out and had to tell someone and maybe get some advise, Please tell me...
What should I do? Thank you for any help you give me.

[Stinkysteve]

First off, I moved this here because it was in the wrong forum.
Second, how old is she? If she is young, you might want to have a talk with her...
Third, what were you looking under there for, anyway?

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by Stinkysteve
Third, what were you looking under there for, anyway? c'mon steve, give him a break. he is from texas! lol:liljim:

j/k mouse

WELCOME!!!!

[SpotcheckBilly]

Maybe she's gonna make a salad? :idontknow

[Rob]

Originally posted by SpotcheckBilly
Maybe she's gonna make a salad? :idontknow

:liljim:

[Joe Orthex]

put it back, set up a hidden cam and then black mail (hehe, black male - show me pudden!) her later on.

[peewee]

ed thats gross, its his sister. (but if you do take ed's advise, mind sending me a copy)

[SOS]

Make some salad with the cucumber and wait until she is done before saying that you found it under her bed....:loll2:

[Rob]

good one SoS...

[Stinkysteve]

Originally posted by SOS
Make some salad with the cucumber and wait until she is done before saying that you found it under her bed....:loll2:

... and be sure to use a creamy bleu cheese dressing on the salad.

[RichM]

SELL IT ON EBAY.

hee hee.


Hmmm... what is that user-id i use for ebay purchases?

[Sinn Fein]

I think she's gonna be tossing some salad...

[robification]

let's not jump to conclusions....

mouse.... give it a good sniff.... then maybe taste it..... if it tastes like pussy juice, then congradulations..... you just tasted your sister....

since you tasted your sister now, you might as well go all out and bang her now(if you're going to be a freak, might as well go for the home run)

[hairtussler]

I say replace it with a zuchini and see if she notices, that ol gag......:biggrinfl

[Rob]

Originally posted by robification
let's not jump to conclusions....

mouse.... give it a good sniff.... then maybe taste it..... if it tastes like pussy juice, then congradulations..... you just tasted your sister....

since you tasted your sister now, you might as well go all out and bang her now(if you're going to be a freak, might as well go for the home run)

:biggrinfl

[ih8Uboo-boo]

This reminds me of the bit where the b-b-b-boys had some of their younger listeners go through their parents or siblings nightstands and call in with their findings...

[Joe Orthex]

barry williams was in the studio once, think it was for the whip cream bikini contest. this chick that was there for the contest tells the boys about how she used a carrot one time and put it back in the frig. her father decides to make soup and uses the carrot. according to her it was the best soup he had ever made.

[Rob]

Originally posted by FedExEd
barry williams was in the studio once, think it was for the whip cream bikini contest. this chick that was there for the contest tells the boys about how she used a carrot one time and put it back in the frig. her father decides to make soup and uses the carrot. according to her it was the best soup he had ever made.

yummy... :liljim:

[mascan42]

Originally posted by FedExEd
barry williams was in the studio once, think it was for the whip cream bikini contest. this chick that was there for the contest tells the boys about how she used a carrot one time and put it back in the frig. her father decides to make soup and uses the carrot. according to her it was the best soup he had ever made.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Mmm mmm good".

[MetalSign]

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Mmm mmm good".

Or how 'bout "Daddy's little girl"...

[Boston Funbags]

If she's young, tell your mom or an older female figure (huddla huddla) that will be able to talk to her about it.

[ShaunC1000]

Originally posted by mouse
What should I do? Should I put it back? Sorry if this is the wrong forum, I just freaked out and had to tell someone and maybe get some advise, Please tell me...
What should I do? Thank you for any help you give me.


Tell her you understand, then show her your box of tissues, then you can both laugh and talk about you used to see each other naked as kids as you undress each other and start helping each other out.

[MrSquidlow]

teamwork...
:loll2:

[BuffalOpie]

Wow...you are all awful awful people:biggrinfl
So how old is she?

[tysonpunchinguterus]

First of all, how big is this thing? If it's really big, you can core it like an apple (only sideways), and go to town knowing that your sister used it before you. If that's not your thing (and maybe it's better that it isn't), you can just put a condom on it, put it back, and never mention it. Then watch her at dinner as she tries to figure out which member of your family did it.

[OFFmason]

WTF? Why would you talk to her about it? Thats soo fucked up...


So she plugs her own hole, and I'm sure 99.9 of you guys wank off as does this guy (me) I know this dude lives in my building (my apartment).

How'd you feel if your mom came up to you, "we gotta talk about your wanking".

Why? Who is it hurting? As long as no one is getting an eye full of jizz, no one is getting hurt. I'm sure that vegetable isn't going to fly out and kill someone. Let her have her fun.

[Firstbornpsycho]

Can i sniff it???

[ShaunC1000]

Originally posted by OFFmason
WTF? Why would you talk to her about it? Thats soo fucked up...

Because the image of a young girl having to explin why she uses the cucumber is hot!