FU to stores

[Joe Orthex]

on a 45 degree, rainy day i go out to look for a space hearter. but no one is selling them. why? cause it's summer (or so they tell me). so in the middle of winter i can go and get me a nice bikini swim suit, but on a cold spring day no one has a space heater.
FU to stores. i'll just go and burn my couch. that will keep me warm on this "summer day".

[100 Grand]

i can go and get me a nice bikini swim suit
:puke:

[Rob]

stores really do suck... really...

[hairtussler]

i dont know if your near a walmart but they usually carry that kind of stuff year round, they got enough space to have it., good luck fed, and if your gonna start your couch can u take some pics please, burning couches are fun we use to do it at my buddies farm when we had bush parties they would save them up and cart them all down in a rental truck and put them around the fire, about 20 couches and recliners for the weekend and then throw one on every couple hours,

youd be surprised how fast a couch goes up and the heat the fuckers give off, we usually had to stand back about 75 to 100 feet as we watched 30 foot flames take a couch out in about 3 minutes or so, the one i remember we threw a roman candle in the back of a big four seater, just ripped a hole in the back and tossed it in, as soon as the balls started shooting inside the couch it instantly started on fire so we had to pick it up quick and toss it in the fire.

and as for the recliners my buddies would get shitfaced throw one on and then take turns jumping over it but that was boring so they started sitting on it right after it was thrown in the fire to see how long they could last before they had to jump off, the one dumb fucker went to jump off and slipped pushing his bare arm onto the red hot burning spring coils leaving a huge grill mark that he still has to this day. canadian beer will do it everytime

sorry for the rant just brought back good memories, good luck fed try walmart.......

[Joe Orthex]

got a better idea. I am going back to the store and buy a bunch of "coats" (coats they sell, space heaters they don't) and burn them. something about the smell of burning hair that motivates me.

[ollie]

on a 45 degree, rainy day i go out to look for a space hearter. but no one is selling them. why? cause it's summer (or so they tell me). so in the middle of winter i can go and get me a nice bikini swim suit, but on a cold spring day no one has a space heater.
FU to stores. i'll just go and burn my couch. that will keep me warm on this "summer day".


"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers...."

[Stinkysteve]

got a better idea. I am going back to the store and buy a bunch of "coats" (coats they sell, space heaters they don't) and burn them. something about the smell of burning hair that motivates me.

Maybe just some home made napalm will keep you warm. It did wonders for the North Vietnamese.

[peewee]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers...."clerks?

[ollie]

clerks?

bingo