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CrunchyJunk
06-15-2004, 01:59 AM
(my homage to Al Swearingen)

First time contact owner. What a bitch to put in. Every goddamned time I try to put one in, it fucking bends over my finger instead of suctioncupping to my fucking eyeball. It only took me an hour to get em' in!!!! Who the fuck has time for that!! I'm gonna put my fist thru the damn mirror soon...
drunkturkey
06-15-2004, 10:45 AM
I want a cocksucking contact lens.... that would be great!

where would one procure something like that? Does it cost extra?
Firstbornpsycho
06-15-2004, 01:30 PM
yummmmmyyy i wish i couldnt see so i can get cock sucking lenses
PrncssNikki
06-15-2004, 04:07 PM
My tip is to dry off my finger before popping them in my eye. I found that if there's solution on it, the lens won't go into my eye.
Rob
06-15-2004, 07:19 PM
My tip is to dry off my finger before popping them in my eye. I found that if there's solution on it, the lens won't go into my eye.
this is true...
100 Grand
06-15-2004, 07:36 PM
this is true...
yep...
Hoagie
06-16-2004, 02:36 PM
this is true...uh huh
norton23
06-16-2004, 02:41 PM
(my homage to Al Swearingen)

First time contact owner. What a bitch to put in. Every goddamned time I try to put one in, it fucking bends over my finger instead of suctioncupping to my fucking eyeball. It only took me an hour to get em' in!!!! Who the fuck has time for that!! I'm gonna put my fist thru the damn mirror soon...
man you got me laughing my ass off to this. I fucking hate when the lens bends over my finger, another shitty part about putting them in is that they stick to my finger instead of the eyeball, I fucking hate that, also they dry up, ive never blinked so much in my life as when I started wearing contacts untill I started using eye drops, works great

p.s. never ever fall asleep with them in, I did it a few times and it's so painfull clawing up your eye to get the things out, also you wake up and everythings all blurry.
CrunchyJunk
06-17-2004, 10:11 AM
Thanks for your suggestions. Now my index finger won't be shriveled up from having it drenched in contact solution for an hour a day. (No fucking joke)
Maybe I'll just get my weak, prickfucking eyeballs lasered instead...