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Rob
07-21-2004, 09:57 PM
just because...
Stinkysteve
07-21-2004, 10:02 PM
I have a bad case of the Turnsto's, everything I eat turns to shit.
100 Grand
07-21-2004, 10:11 PM
I have a bad case of the Turnsto's, everything I eat turns to shit.
Me too........liquidy!
ih8Uboo-boo
07-21-2004, 10:57 PM
just because... you get a bad batch of mule juice or something???
chumpy
07-22-2004, 03:31 AM
Kind of reminds me of the motto I had when I ran the kitchen.

We know it's gonna look like shit tomorrow. Make sure it doesn't look like shit today.
Rob
07-22-2004, 06:12 PM
no matter what i eat, i get terrible fuckin pain...
Stinkysteve
07-22-2004, 06:24 PM
When I was working in New York City, whenever I had a bad stomach, I would go to my favorite hot dog vendor and order 3 Sabretts with chili, onions, and mustard.

That always fixed it!
SpotcheckBilly
07-22-2004, 06:33 PM
:puke: thanks steve..
Stinkysteve
07-22-2004, 06:40 PM
:puke: thanks steve..

Or, you can always get a bag of White Castle burgers and bring them home.

Just one thing, be sure to eat them while sitting on the toilet! If not, wear very tight leather underwear.
SpotcheckBilly
07-22-2004, 06:59 PM
Usually you get about a 20 minute window..just enough to get home, and run for the bathroom. They don't call them "sliders" for nothing.
Hoagie
07-22-2004, 11:47 PM
no matter what i eat, i get terrible fuckin pain...
Have you ever been to the doctor to check for Crohn's or colitis?
chumpy
07-23-2004, 03:17 AM
Have you ever been to the doctor to check for Crohn's or colitis?


He's right!! Where do you feel the pain specificly? What area of the abdomen. It's looked at in quadrants (EMT talking) from just under the ribs to the top of the pubic area. It's divided centrally down the sternum and left to right half way down. Which quadrant is the pain in?
Rob
07-23-2004, 05:38 PM
Have you ever been to the doctor to check for Crohn's or colitis?
yeah... i dont have that... i've had a few colonoscopies... (saying that reminds me of that billy staples bit...) i get polyps... (not the cancerous ones, thank god...) they say my problem is IBS...
Sinn Fein
07-23-2004, 06:23 PM
dude maybe you have what my old man has/had (it hasn't bothered him in years but it was brutal). Its called diverticulitis. Look it up.
SpotcheckBilly
07-23-2004, 07:10 PM
dude maybe you have what my old man has/had (it hasn't bothered him in years but it was brutal). Its called diverticulitis. Look it up.

He said they thought it was IBS. That is a lot more treatable..

My mom has diverticulitis, and it's been a horror show for years. They had to take out half her stomach. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
chumpy
07-23-2004, 07:10 PM
Theoretically, IBS can be helped by changing you diet. I'm sure you know all that already. I hope the pain stops man.
Rob
07-23-2004, 07:14 PM
dude maybe you have what my old man has/had (it hasn't bothered him in years but it was brutal). Its called diverticulitis. Look it up.
i'm looking it up now... thanks sinn... i've never heard of that...
Sinn Fein
07-23-2004, 07:30 PM
The extent of it for my old man is that he is supposed to avoid foods that can irritate the condition. In a nutshell, there are these little sacs in the colon. Hard, undigestible things like seeds get stuck in there causing irritiation which leads to pain and the other symptoms. In the last few years he's been largely ignoring the restrictions though and hasn't had any problems.

He was diagnosed with it years ago, I was still in high school. Once he amended his diet, the problem went away. But like I said, the last few years he's deviated from it it and hasn't had any issues.