FU to my stupid family...

[orangeagent]

...may they all rot in hell. here's some background:

i was supposed to be working at an amusement park a couple hours from home this summer, but it was just awful and i never got any hours and they switched departments on me after i'd already been out here and given everyone my resume with the original job on it.

actually, FU to Cedar Point, as well. but back to the family crisis...

my graduation party was supposed to be this Sunday, but since i decided to just move out here early, it was obviously cancelled. my mom sent my new address along with a letter explaining why there'd be no party, you get the whole bit.

and now none of them will talk to me. they won't send me money or gifts or anything and they wanna cut me out of the family x-mas party. ALL BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GO TO MY FREAKING GRADUATION PARTY?!?!?!??!

oh. my. god. i'm just SO pissed about this...because almost every high school senior depends on what they get from their graduation party, and part of mine was going towards satellite radio.

so FU to all the arrogant assholes to whom i am unfortunately related. :mad5:

[Hoagie]

Wow, what's their problem? Do they really need an excuse for a party that bad?

[Ballbuster1]

WTF???? Just cause they couldn't go to a party?
Sorry you get nuttin. That's just lame.::hammer:

[orangeagent]

my family is so screwed up. honestly, my mom is about the only truly sane person in the whole freaking mess.

and yeah...my dad's side wants a party so they all have an EXCUSE to get totally shitfaced, not like they don't do it everyday anyhow.

[Hoagie]

my family is so screwed up. honestly, my mom is about the only truly sane person in the whole freaking mess.

and yeah...my dad's side wants a party so they all have an EXCUSE to get totally shitfaced, not like they don't do it everyday anyhow.
Exactly, if you want to party, have a party. You don't need an excuse. Try not let em get you down and if it makes you feel better, here is an e-tussle. <tussle><tussle>

[slap happy]

i'm Rob's PET! and all i want is someone to rescue me from the impending torture! please save me!!!!!!!!!!
sure, after i hear the audio of course

[robification]

sure, after i hear the audio of course
dude... ixnay on the oaudiday.... hesay oesntday nowkay boutay (anyone know how to say 'it' in pig latin?)

[Hoagie]

tiay?

[Ballbuster1]

tiay?Exactly...........:icon_wink

[slap happy]

errr audio what audio...who said anything about audio...sooooooo how bout them mets?

[orangeagent]

ROB! you taped it, you sick bastard!

god, i love you even more now...

[robification]

OMG! it was only posted all over the board!

psst.... if you want a copy of the audio, you can catch me on AIM(and dont be shy about it... hundreds of people have it already)

[slap happy]

and im proud??? sure i guess. to say i heard it first...te he he he

[robification]

and i'm so glad you didnt spread it around until i posted about it like i originally asked you...


you DIDNT share it with anyone, did you?

[slap happy]

hey u said share it with those in the chat room which i did if they spread it beyond that i cant help it. and u know u love it being out there u sick bastard aka my hero.:)

[robification]

hey u said share it with those in the chat room which i did if they spread it beyond that i cant help it. and u know u love it being out there u sick bastard aka my hero.:)ok... forgot i told you to go ahead and share with the people in chat(btw... you can share with whoever you want now)....

and yeah... of course i love it out there.... now she's begging me to release video... i'm skeptical

if i'm your hero, i'll soon be your god with what's to come


btw... our teen virgin now has audio.... she didnt realize it was her on oavirus

[slap happy]

taking this thread more off topic.....ALL HAIL OUR ROB....OUR ROB IS A MIGHTY ROB.

[Hoagie]

ok... forgot i told you to go ahead and share with the people in chat(btw... you can share with whoever you want now)....

and yeah... of course i love it out there.... now she's begging me to release video... i'm skeptical

if i'm your hero, i'll soon be your god with what's to come


btw... our teen virgin now has audio.... she didnt realize it was her on oavirus
Wait....more audio? I think I need a PM on this one, Rob.

[slap happy]

More audio...MY GOD MAN.. cant you read he said video, and she is begging, i say give the gal what she wants...not that u havent already

[robification]

i would post more info, but i want to be respectful and keep this thread on topic

[slap happy]

i would post more info, but i want to be respectful and keep this thread on topic
i think we past that point a ways back but i agree...so back on topic, what was the topic?

[Hoagie]

Oh ya, I meant video. BTW, Rob, which teen virgin do you speak of? There are a couple of them running around this board these days. (God damn this place is great)

[robification]

oh yeah... we have 2 teen virgins now... forgot about the freind


not crazy about the video idea.... but there SHOULD be more audio to cime(possibly)

the thread is about an FU to the orange family

[SpotcheckBilly]

I think staying on topic is vastly over-rated...FU to the Orange family.

More audio? Video maybe? wo0t

[orangeagent]

i don't care if you go off topic...just so long as you throw an FU to my family in it somewhere...ha ha ha!

[Hoagie]

i don't care if you go off topic...just so long as you throw an FU to my family in it somewhere...ha ha ha!
You know what would REALLY piss your family off? Having sex with me...repeatedly.

[Stinkysteve]

OK!
F.U. to the Orange family!
They sound as petty and fucked up as mine, (luckily for me, mine seems to be dropping dead one by one,[and no, I'm not helping with that at all]).
Just keep yourself happy, that will really fuck them up!

[orangeagent]

You know what would REALLY piss your family off? Having sex with me...repeatedly.
uhhhhh....hey, man. if you're willing to take the trip out here and take me out to dinner first, feel free. :icon_bigg


OK!
F.U. to the Orange family!
They sound as petty and fucked up as mine, (luckily for me, mine seems to be dropping dead one by one,[and no, I'm not helping with that at all]).
Just keep yourself happy, that will really fuck them up!
that's what i'm doing...pretty much why i'm here. and i really wish my psycho aunt would just drop or something so i could come home for a few days and see my friends...

[Hoagie]

I'll be back. I'm going to find some cheap airline tickets.

[orangeagent]

:icon_lol: ha ha ha!

[Stinkysteve]

Maybe it's just me, but has anyone noticed how this board is a magnet for nuts ans psychos????

[orangeagent]

yes.

and i think we're all very proud of it.

[Hoagie]

As long as the virgins keep coming, I'm fine with it.

[PrncssNikki]

Its a blessing in disguise that you don't get to work at Cedar Point, seriously. That place is hell and so hideously dirty.

[orangeagent]

oh, trust me...i was there for like two weeks and nearly lost my freaking head. what an awful pisshole.

[Chlorofirm]

Is it that bad there? Even though I probably only live 30 minutes from the place, I haven't been there since like 7th grade. sooo..six or seven years. I can imagine it being a craphole. Did you get to guess peoples weight? :icon_mrgr

[TrybalRage]

You know Orange, that's kinda funny cause my folks pulled that same shit on my when I graduated- the whole "Well fine, see if we do anything for you" crap.
My problem was that they wanted to invite a whole herd of people I cuold care less about - I'm thinking, uh, MY graduation?? So I said screw it. I didn't want one.

They got over it.