FU to my chicks cats.

[jpc165]

FU to my chicks cats. I just got my roady home kit w/ remote from Ziggy's website. I set it up run the antenna wire under the rug out my door and place the antenna outside to get the best reception. I got to enjoy it for 1 fucking day. I wake up yesterday morning with the antenna wire eaten into two pieces by my chicks shit hairy fucking cats. They are the most useless pets. They smell like shit and fucked up my day. DIE. Now she will be buying a replacement antenna with the 20 ft extension so no wire will be exposed for the little shits to eat. I hope they get electrocuted next time.

[Stinkysteve]

Make her pay for next day delivery too!

[jpc165]

When I last ordered from Ziggys site I got it next day with just UPS standard delivery, but I didn't tell her that.

[Stinkysteve]

Shhhhh!
Don't rooon it.

Hit her up for pain and suffering too.

[jpc165]

I did get an "I'm sorry" BJ last night.

[Stinkysteve]

That's a good start....

Keep playing the hurt card.

[Hoagie]

There's really only one way to assure that this doesn't happen again. Put the cats in the microwave. (set on high power for 15 minutes)

[orangeagent]

um um um...you do know that Stephen Lynch was kidding about that, right? :icon_wink

[Hoagie]

Hey, a great idea is a great idea. It doesn't matter if it was a joke or not.

[robification]

look at the bright side...

whenever a chick gets upset over something like this, it'll get you amazing BJs for at least a week... longer if you play your cards right.... before you know it, you'll be effing her like a filthy liberal

[peewee]

god i hate cats... but at least this one has helped you get a different kind of pussy...

[cableone12]

There's really only one way to assure that this doesn't happen again. Put the cats in the microwave. (set on high power for 15 minutes)Or throw em in the dryer for 15 minutes

[orangeagent]

TWINKLES! no!!!!!

we can't re-enact THAT tragedy!

[Sinn Fein]

Actually, put them in the dryer for 5 minutes on air-dry (no heat) just to teach them a lesson.

If it happens again, leave out a bowl of Prestone....


JUST KIDDING!

[robification]

make sure it's the green stuff.... the orange stuff is bitter while the green stuff is super sweet

and yes... working underneath cars with leaking coolant systems, this shit gets on you lips and you end up tasting it once in a blue moon

[FOFOLINA]

You can always throw them out of the building just to see if they land on their feet.
and tell your chick "Hon I was just trying something neat" She will understand.

[MrSquidlow]

tie their tails together and throw them in a dumpster filled with broken glass..
I hate f'n cats..
They are disgusting and useless..
If they get out of the dumpster throw morton's on the wounds..

[Ballbuster1]

Don't mess wit my kitty........... (http://home.comcast.net/~geo1956/precious.jpg)

[orangeagent]

I hate f'n cats..

and it's a good thing, too! fornicating with animals is highly looked down upon in this country.

hehehe...i'm sorry! you so set yourself up for that one!

[Ballbuster1]

and it's a good thing, too! fornicating with animals is highly looked down upon in this country.

hehehe...i'm sorry! you so set yourself up for that one!Nice, I totally missed that line...........::hammer:

[Hoagie]

Cats make for really good Thai food.

[orangeagent]

i have no life, what can i say?

[Stinkysteve]

Don't mess wit my kitty........... (http://home.comcast.net/~geo1956/precious.jpg)

That looks like one mean son of a bitch!

Is that the one that terrorizes your dog?

[jpc165]

Here's the fucker that ate through my shit. (http://home.comcast.net/~jpc165/pics/cat1.jpg)

Now with all these great ideas, which way to kill him that looks most like an accident...

[Sinn Fein]

Dude... I was only kidding. Under no circumstances do I advocate that type of action.

Spray all of your cables with OC spray. That will take care of the problem.

[Ballbuster1]

That looks like one mean son of a bitch!

Is that the one that terrorizes your dog?Yep........8 pounds of bitch.:icon_mrgr

[ShaunC1000]

cats are worthless.. get a dog.. they scare the shit out of people they don't know

[Ballbuster1]

Here's the fucker that ate through my shit. (http://home.comcast.net/~jpc165/pics/cat1.jpg)

Now with all these great ideas, which way to kill him that looks most like an accident...HA HA......that looks more like
my other cat (http://home.comcast.net/~geo1956/oreo.jpg).
That one is afraid of prazac pooch. (http://home.comcast.net/~geo1956/skipper.jpg):haha7:

[Chlorofirm]

At my old job, this one woman brought a dog in that looked like prazac pooch but just a little smaller. I swear that was the most timid animal. It was a cool dog but it was so damn shy which is weird for a pooch mut.