FU to old men who think they're funny.

[PrncssNikki]

You're not funny what you did could have seriously injured me.

So, I'm still working some evenings at Payless because it accomodates my school schedule and my internship doesn't pay me nearly enough.

Tonight I'm up on the ladder, running some of the racks when this old man approaches me and says "When was the last time you fell off of one of these things...besides right now." and starts shaking the ladder. I'm standing there, on the top step with 4 boxes piled on top of eachother, afraid I'm going to fall. Right before I'm about to drop the boxes all over the floor and grab on so I don't fall, he stops and laughs at me.

Fuck you asshole. You're not funny. And if you hadn't have stopped when you did, I would have fucking thrown those boxes at your head.

[Hoagie]

Sorry, I was just trying to have fun.

[PrncssNikki]

I should have known it was you. I figured you'd be disappointed with me not wearing a skirt up on that ladder.

[slap happy]

you should have hopped down and beat his head in with the brannic devise. (i think thats what the foot measurer is called.)

[Hoagie]

I should have known it was you. I figured you'd be disappointed with me not wearing a skirt up on that ladder.I just wanted to see a little jiggle.

[tysonpunchinguterus]

What a douche bag. You should have pretended to fall, and just jumped on his wrinkled head.

[Hoagie]

What a douche bag. You should have pretended to fall, and just jumped on his wrinkled head.FUCK THAT!!! I don't want her doing that to ANY man until she's done it to me first.

[PrncssNikki]

Yes, that would be the Brannock device. The thing is heavy as hell too, so it may have worked.

Oh really hoagie? You better get over here then.

[slap happy]

nice i work in retail and not a day goes by that i dont want to beat the shit outta some stupid ass customer. people suck.

[PrncssNikki]

I don't normally have asshats in my store, but with it being back to school this week, the bad mothers who can't control their kids are in full force. I do get my fair share, but they're not as in great numbers as they are right now.

[Hoagie]

You should spend a day in my job. Everyone has a question or a comment and they are all either completely stupid or completely innapropriate. I fix ATMs. I fix them in all kinds of places, WaWa and 7-11 stores, Wal-Marts, the local malls. I can be working on a machine, machine hanging open, guts of it strewn about as I take it apart and reassemble it and people will come up and ask "Is the machine broken?" Is it broken? No. I prefer to use the ATM from the inside out. But it never ends there. Then they have to ask how long it will take as if they were willing to wait more than 10 seconds before they use the one across the street anyway. You idiot, why do you need to know how long it will take when you know damn well you aren't going to wait anyway. Then there is the other part of the majority that has to make extremely unfunny comments like you haven't heard it a million times. "Hey, if you got any extra, I'll be glad to take it" or "Are you sharing any of that?" You piece of repeating dogshit, do you really think you are being witty and original? Do you even think you are a little amusing? Then there is the small group of uber-idiots that make totally inappropriate comments like "Damn, the one time I don't have my gun on me" or "So I guess your the guy to rob" Then they look at ME like I'M insane because I'm immediately reaching for my gun. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT!!! I'm standing in a convenience store with $150,000 in cash exposed and you say something like that. As far as I'm concerned I think I should be able to shoot them purely for their ignorance. That's why I so much prefer to work on the one at the bank branches, I can go in when the bank is closed and no one is ther to bother me.

[slap happy]

like i said PEOPLE SUCK. you should fire a few rounds into thier guts just to make me smile. I use to do ATM escorts on Ft Leonard Wood ( we didnt have a company to provide security) and people think they are so god damn funny with there stupid comments. "Oh looks like i won the lottery today" "hey free money"

god i really hate people.

[Sinn Fein]

Nikki, the old guy was probably horny. It took me 5 minutes to just get past the mental image of you on a ladder. But, after I rubbed one out I was able to reply to this thread.

Hoag, people are idiots. They do the same thing to me all the time. I can be at a WaWa and have both sides of a gas dispenser opened up, boards and cables lying on the ground along with other miscellaneous parts, and some dick will ask me if it's broken or can they use it. Never mind the big orange traffic cones that are there too... The worst is when I am doing something dangerous (i.e. involving having a product line opened up) and they want to come over and investigate what I am doing, HOLDING A DAMN CIGARETTE.

[Ballbuster1]

That's the nice part about having a small business.
Throwing out assholes and telling them never come back.
You can't do that with a big corp. or your ass is gone.
Glad you didn't fall Nikki.

[SpotcheckBilly]

:fu8: :alienfu: Fuck you to all old men!! :cussing: :stomp: :icon_eek:

[Sinn Fein]

:fu8: :alienfu: Fuck you to all old men!! :cussing: :stomp: :icon_eek:

From Wackbag's old man himself. :icon_lol:

[SpotcheckBilly]

Yeah :bunny:

[PrncssNikki]

Nikki, the old guy was probably horny. It took me 5 minutes to just get past the mental image of you on a ladder. But, after I rubbed one out I was able to reply to this thread.


I was wearing pants. There was nothing to see of me on the ladder.

[Sinn Fein]

Sure there was, your shapely ass in the pants...

[PrncssNikki]

You guys are so bad.

[SPEWEY]

You guys are so bad.We wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have such a great ass. :icon_mrgr

[PrncssNikki]

Yeah, you say that like you've seen it. Oh wait...:icon_redf

[SPEWEY]

Yeah, you say that like you've seen it. Oh wait...:icon_redfTime to look at it again. Niiiiiiice! http://www.nfl-fans.com/html/emoticons/jerkoff.gif :icon_mrgr

[PrncssNikki]

Oh, I want to add another FU, but this time to the white trash bitch who decided to clean out the dirty diapers (THREE of them. Jesus, how much can your kid possibly shit? Or do you save them up in your purse?) from her kid's diaper bag into the trash can in the middle of our store.

No, I did not want to spend the rest of the day smelling your kid's shit, nor did any of our other customers. There was a damn trash can outside the store, use that one.

[mascan42]

I can be working on a machine, machine hanging open, guts of it strewn about as I take it apart and reassemble it and people will come up and ask "Is the machine broken?"I get the same thing. I work on copiers and faxes. Nothing kills me more than when I have the machine half apart and someone asks if they can make a copy. Stupid twat! I'd like to see you try with huge sections of the machine laying on the table!

The only thing that I hate more than that is the idiots who have to hang over my shoulder and watch me work, like they have any clue what I'm doing.

And any time the copier works fine when I arrive, I get the same thing from every goddamn person: "you always feel better once you get to the doctor's office" . . . SHUT UP YOU DUMB CUNT!

I swear some people wouldn't know a copier from a toaster. We should make a really simple machine with just one button . . . the instructions would be really simple: "The big green one's the start button!"

Sorry for the rant . . . I didn't get any vacation time this summer. :)

[cableone12]

I get the same thing. I work on copiers and faxes. Nothing kills me more than when I have the machine half apart and someone asks if they can make a copy. Stupid twat! I'd like to see you try with huge sections of the machine laying on the table!

The only thing that I hate more than that is the idiots who have to hang over my shoulder and watch me work, like they have any clue what I'm doing.

And any time the copier works fine when I arrive, I get the same thing from every goddamn person: "you always feel better once you get to the doctor's office" . . . SHUT UP YOU DUMB CUNT!

I swear some people wouldn't know a copier from a toaster. We should make a really simple machine with just one button . . . the instructions would be really simple: "The big green one's the start button!"

Sorry for the rant . . . I didn't get any vacation time this summer. :)
I Fix copiers/printers too and i feel the same way u do man, they ALL use the same lines, like they all went to the same school for stupid, witty comments.


p.s. What the hell is WaWa??


p.s.#2 I think nikki is very sexy, she has a girl next door look to her and she sounds like a fun girl.

[wcbhoy]

p.s. What the hell is WaWa??

7-11 type chain around the philly metro area (PA, DE, S NJ) We also got us Turkey Hill and, more westerly, Sheetz. Yeeeeee Haaaaaaw


p.s. Wawa's rule for the simple fact that they have no surcharge on any of their ATMs.

[cableone12]

sounds like we need one of those in NYC, i get hit with surcharges everywhere

[PrncssNikki]

p.s.#2 I think nikki is very sexy, she has a girl next door look to her and she sounds like a fun girl.
Oh really? Thanks. :icon_mrgr

[wcbhoy]

sounds like we need one of those in NYC, i get hit with surcharges everywhereyeah, I have an irrational anger over paying ATM fees.

[Sinn Fein]

Gotta love the surcharge-free ATM's, sure makes my life easy. In some of the real big/busy locations they even have two!

[wcbhoy]

In some of the real big/busy locations they even have two!
The one on Gay St(that's right, you heard me) in W Chester actually has three!

[Hoagie]

Most of them have two. Some of the smaller have one and that one on Gay St. and 2 others have 3 in them. Hell the corporate headquarters for WaWa has two in them. They are slowly replacing those older type of ATMs with the newer "Optiva" models. If anyone has ever been to the new one on Boot Rd. in Downingtown has seen them. There are a few other ones that have them, but eventually most of them will have it. It uses the same type of Windows platform to run the ATM that my companies voting machines will have. And they crash a lot. It certainly will be an interesting election.