FU to Muggers!....

[MalibuPJ]

So myself, a gimpy friend of mine and his roomate go to Universal Studios in Orlando yesterday....

The gimp, Chuck, has MD, and has been in a chair since he was about 17... Lovely fellow, tho... Killer sense of humor about it all...

So the roomie and I set out to ride a coaster, and leave my waterproof insulated lunch bag hanging on Chuck's chair... He goes to use the restroom and as hes backing out of the stall, some hispanic dirt bag goes flying past him trying to grab my bag off the chair.... Chuck pulls his atrophied fist back and belts him in the mouth, and 2 huge black guys who were at the urinals get into the fray... As I'm told, the urinal guys still have their weiners out, so I am sure the whole thing was a pretty funny sight... A janitor who happened to be there "chicken winged" the mugger and threw him up against a wall...

End result: strap broken on my bag, scrape on Chuck's face, and one busted and arrested motherfucker...

Lesson: Do not fuck with my friends... you no good handicap-assaulting low life piss ant ass master!...


I hate people... Grrrr....



:hamm:

[Hoagie]

Wow.... that's all I can really say. Just...wow.

[SpotcheckBilly]

note to self..do not mess with this woman, or her friends. :shoot3:

[PrncssNikki]

Serves the asshole right. What a scumbag.

[chumpy]

Paybacks are a bitch

[100 Grand]

Did the Gimp say if the myth about black guys is true or not? Just curious....:)

[Smoke]

What a fhagget for trying to take advantage of a cripple. Hang 'em or send 'em to Kuba.

[MalibuPJ]

Did the Gimp say if the myth about black guys is true or not? Just curious....:)

Heh... well he didn't stop to measure... but he said that they were flopping around during the scuffle....


Interesting to note... It's not the first bathroom altercation for him... a few years ago, some redneck punched him for taking too long in the handicap stall...

People never cease to amaze me.... :icon_roll