MAVRIC305
10-13-2004, 12:45 AM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
The show starts off with a bang! A fucking tirade! A fucking bunch of Fucking Fuck's flying! The conspiracy continues as the boys suspect a conspiracy in the new XM studios. Someone is FUCKING with the studio. What the fuck!?!? They explain that they have no interest in going back to DC to do the show. Anthony was just as pissed as he explains that if they catch the guy sabotaging the show they are going to beat the shit out of him, they will stomp him to the ground. The Oompa Loompa character thinks Opie sent him a threatening email, which Op explained is complete bullshit, he would rather tell him to his face. Opie did not want to blame any one person for the sabotage, as to not end up in court over this bullshit.
Later, Norton gets into yet another whore story. In the most surprising event since a sun rising, Norton had an escort over to his apartment for violation. He proceeded to fuck her with a condom, take note you filthy sailors. As he continued to get a BBJ, A bare-backed blow job. That did not include a condom as we later learned. Let's move ahead to where that was learned. As Anthony was leering at a picture of Norton's latest victim online. I do not know if they posted the link anywhere, or if they mentioned on the show. I highly doubt it, as Norton and his nurses have a sort of Doctor-patient privacy, the boys began to talk about the Boston T-shirt saga...
Hey, Sox fans, your mothers a twat! Offensive T-shirts for the Boston Red Sox/New York Yankees series coming up, or actually almost over after I post this fucking review! I stink! It seems some cunting people are hurt by the shirt that reads, "Hey Boston, who's your daddy?" As ridiculous as it sounds there was actually a story in the papers today about people being offended by the shirt, the boys had a little fun with it.
Some suggested T-shirts:
Norton: He shot his wife in the stomach and blamed it on the Negro (He had more than one Boston reference that were just very, very hurtful)
Hey Red sox fans, where's John-John?
Anthony: Hey Boston, where's the other part of your nanny
( Opie: Only available in baby T's - You guys are fucking horrible!)
A caller says, Johnny Damon looks like the guy who mows his lawn. So, in other words he looks like a filthy Mexican... Oh, did I just explain a joke... Too bad! They talked more about how Boston fans are cocky, always saying that this is their year after years of failure it seems like every year is their year. It just makes the hatred of Sox fans by Yankees fan all the more violent.
Swedish chicks from "Sync" Magazine came into the studio. They sounded sooooooooooo Swedish...... I mean, I am sure they were hot and all but they were radio kryptonite and really brought the show to a halt. They had nothing to really say, we all wanted them to play with themselves, each other, the wiffle ball bat... NOTHING! They just pretty much giggled... Then, Frenchy came in to rip people to shreds, but just like any Frenchman he waved his white flag before the war even started. He had a bunch of terrible things to say about Master Po (The bodyguard for the new O & A show) on text messaging, but nothing to say to his face. He also wanted the Swedish chicks to come in so he could give them a piece of his mind, and what did he give them, "Hello, I am French moron" He stunk! HE had nothing, as Anthony pulled the ejection lever and cleared the room he wished that he could give us all the last wasted fifteen minutes of our life back. It's okay Ant, I can deal with that shit, it's nothing worse than Stripper talk!
The regroup segment of the radio program. The boys get a call from Brian from New Orleans, who says he thinks the show is hysterical, but the funniest is when "Opie" was doing a Tyson impression for like an hour. The boys explained the Anthony does most of the impressions, but Opie does sneak an impression in every once in awhile. Of course, you would have to take a drink if he did it. Anthony goes into his Dice/Tyson impression. "I'm Mike Tyson, OH!"
The Drilldo girl calls in, who says that Robification who is a moderator on this fine message board put her up to it. She goes into the story of how they were having dinner one night and Robification brought up strapping a dildo to a power drill and going at it. The boys wondered how such a conversation actually started, but she explained how they have played with things before and this was just another idea and she is up for anything. She also said she was never with a woman, so the boys realized they had to go out and get a new lesbian couch to be crisined by the drilldo girl and some slutty C, hopefully with large breasts and no morals. They wondered how her snatch might look after the demolition that is the drilldo, you have to figure roast beef on a barbershop floor. The boy figured having a loose chick on the line why not have a little game of "Guess, what's in my pants?" Let's just hope the phone does not get lost down there... New theme song: Same lyrics, with a softer Steve C tone. They start, the sounds were a bit hard to hear with the hysterical clips being played, Anthony came out on top with a Mohawk.
Holy Jesus, she was a
http://members.aol.com:/mavric305/myhomepage/PIGGYMOHAWK
Did I roon it?
The boys later get into the Regis Philbin music Cd. I want to F your ass til' it rots. You make me feel so young, I want to stick it in your bung, rub my helmet on your tongue, please forget me not while you sip cum shots. When your smiling, you just got your Hiv test back. Anthony was killing with the Philbin impression. The boys went to a call from some blind chick, who felt she had to mention that they should not cut the dumb Swedish sluts from the replays, interupting the whole Regis bit, so Jim serenaded her, Forget me not you sightless twat, your dog just shit on my rug. I asked if you were Greek, I'll slit your throat and throw you in a lake. A wonder fling to be flung in your bung. Jim kind of thought it sucked, and wondered why none of Regis' friends would tell him, but Opie mentioned how these things sell, like David Hasselhoff's German album and Joe Pesci's horrible rap album. It's the bitches that'll get ya's!
They then go to a call from some fucking retard from Cleveland who is seems to be offended by some of the talk. Jim says he wished he was blind so he would drink out of the bode. They get a call from a feathered voice young man named Jim who they just tear to pieces about is little voice. He sounded like a 38 year old woman... I wish I could remember some funny lines, but my Japanese girlfriend will not stop talking... Hi, how was work, UGH@!
Michael Jackson is mad at Eminem for his new video which shows Eminem dressed like MJ with kids hopping on the bed in the background. Jackson was appalled by it, and wants all music stations to ban the video. Jimmy says, it's Michael's own fault he dips his stick and expects it not to smell like similac.
You make me feel so young in New Jersey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What was learned on the Opie & Anthony show
Some things grow better in the shade
Power-tools + Dildos = Good audio, but thank the Lord for the lack of video!
I hope no feelings were hurt...
Love ya, Op!
Love ya, Ant!
Love ya, Jim!
Peace! By the way, thanks for proof-reading! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif
The show starts off with a bang! A fucking tirade! A fucking bunch of Fucking Fuck's flying! The conspiracy continues as the boys suspect a conspiracy in the new XM studios. Someone is FUCKING with the studio. What the fuck!?!? They explain that they have no interest in going back to DC to do the show. Anthony was just as pissed as he explains that if they catch the guy sabotaging the show they are going to beat the shit out of him, they will stomp him to the ground. The Oompa Loompa character thinks Opie sent him a threatening email, which Op explained is complete bullshit, he would rather tell him to his face. Opie did not want to blame any one person for the sabotage, as to not end up in court over this bullshit.
Later, Norton gets into yet another whore story. In the most surprising event since a sun rising, Norton had an escort over to his apartment for violation. He proceeded to fuck her with a condom, take note you filthy sailors. As he continued to get a BBJ, A bare-backed blow job. That did not include a condom as we later learned. Let's move ahead to where that was learned. As Anthony was leering at a picture of Norton's latest victim online. I do not know if they posted the link anywhere, or if they mentioned on the show. I highly doubt it, as Norton and his nurses have a sort of Doctor-patient privacy, the boys began to talk about the Boston T-shirt saga...
Hey, Sox fans, your mothers a twat! Offensive T-shirts for the Boston Red Sox/New York Yankees series coming up, or actually almost over after I post this fucking review! I stink! It seems some cunting people are hurt by the shirt that reads, "Hey Boston, who's your daddy?" As ridiculous as it sounds there was actually a story in the papers today about people being offended by the shirt, the boys had a little fun with it.
Some suggested T-shirts:
Norton: He shot his wife in the stomach and blamed it on the Negro (He had more than one Boston reference that were just very, very hurtful)
Hey Red sox fans, where's John-John?
Anthony: Hey Boston, where's the other part of your nanny
( Opie: Only available in baby T's - You guys are fucking horrible!)
A caller says, Johnny Damon looks like the guy who mows his lawn. So, in other words he looks like a filthy Mexican... Oh, did I just explain a joke... Too bad! They talked more about how Boston fans are cocky, always saying that this is their year after years of failure it seems like every year is their year. It just makes the hatred of Sox fans by Yankees fan all the more violent.
Swedish chicks from "Sync" Magazine came into the studio. They sounded sooooooooooo Swedish...... I mean, I am sure they were hot and all but they were radio kryptonite and really brought the show to a halt. They had nothing to really say, we all wanted them to play with themselves, each other, the wiffle ball bat... NOTHING! They just pretty much giggled... Then, Frenchy came in to rip people to shreds, but just like any Frenchman he waved his white flag before the war even started. He had a bunch of terrible things to say about Master Po (The bodyguard for the new O & A show) on text messaging, but nothing to say to his face. He also wanted the Swedish chicks to come in so he could give them a piece of his mind, and what did he give them, "Hello, I am French moron" He stunk! HE had nothing, as Anthony pulled the ejection lever and cleared the room he wished that he could give us all the last wasted fifteen minutes of our life back. It's okay Ant, I can deal with that shit, it's nothing worse than Stripper talk!
The regroup segment of the radio program. The boys get a call from Brian from New Orleans, who says he thinks the show is hysterical, but the funniest is when "Opie" was doing a Tyson impression for like an hour. The boys explained the Anthony does most of the impressions, but Opie does sneak an impression in every once in awhile. Of course, you would have to take a drink if he did it. Anthony goes into his Dice/Tyson impression. "I'm Mike Tyson, OH!"
The Drilldo girl calls in, who says that Robification who is a moderator on this fine message board put her up to it. She goes into the story of how they were having dinner one night and Robification brought up strapping a dildo to a power drill and going at it. The boys wondered how such a conversation actually started, but she explained how they have played with things before and this was just another idea and she is up for anything. She also said she was never with a woman, so the boys realized they had to go out and get a new lesbian couch to be crisined by the drilldo girl and some slutty C, hopefully with large breasts and no morals. They wondered how her snatch might look after the demolition that is the drilldo, you have to figure roast beef on a barbershop floor. The boy figured having a loose chick on the line why not have a little game of "Guess, what's in my pants?" Let's just hope the phone does not get lost down there... New theme song: Same lyrics, with a softer Steve C tone. They start, the sounds were a bit hard to hear with the hysterical clips being played, Anthony came out on top with a Mohawk.
Holy Jesus, she was a
http://members.aol.com:/mavric305/myhomepage/PIGGYMOHAWK
Did I roon it?
The boys later get into the Regis Philbin music Cd. I want to F your ass til' it rots. You make me feel so young, I want to stick it in your bung, rub my helmet on your tongue, please forget me not while you sip cum shots. When your smiling, you just got your Hiv test back. Anthony was killing with the Philbin impression. The boys went to a call from some blind chick, who felt she had to mention that they should not cut the dumb Swedish sluts from the replays, interupting the whole Regis bit, so Jim serenaded her, Forget me not you sightless twat, your dog just shit on my rug. I asked if you were Greek, I'll slit your throat and throw you in a lake. A wonder fling to be flung in your bung. Jim kind of thought it sucked, and wondered why none of Regis' friends would tell him, but Opie mentioned how these things sell, like David Hasselhoff's German album and Joe Pesci's horrible rap album. It's the bitches that'll get ya's!
They then go to a call from some fucking retard from Cleveland who is seems to be offended by some of the talk. Jim says he wished he was blind so he would drink out of the bode. They get a call from a feathered voice young man named Jim who they just tear to pieces about is little voice. He sounded like a 38 year old woman... I wish I could remember some funny lines, but my Japanese girlfriend will not stop talking... Hi, how was work, UGH@!
Michael Jackson is mad at Eminem for his new video which shows Eminem dressed like MJ with kids hopping on the bed in the background. Jackson was appalled by it, and wants all music stations to ban the video. Jimmy says, it's Michael's own fault he dips his stick and expects it not to smell like similac.
You make me feel so young in New Jersey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What was learned on the Opie & Anthony show
Some things grow better in the shade
Power-tools + Dildos = Good audio, but thank the Lord for the lack of video!
I hope no feelings were hurt...
Love ya, Op!
Love ya, Ant!
Love ya, Jim!
Peace! By the way, thanks for proof-reading! http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/action-smiley-069.gif