G/F needs to trim it!

[calcorn]

Iv never run into this issue before. Im pushing 30 so iv had my share of poon, and the new girl, wont shave down there. I was shocked when she said its to much work and huffed the notion off. I didnt want to say well past g/f's of mine either already had it atleast trimmed, or didnt mind if i asked em to.

I hint and joke around a bit with her about it, but i need help getting her to do it. I really dont like it..lol.
so any suggestions of how to put it to her,, and what methods of trimming up down there are the best for a woman? Ill either pass the info on to her, or heck offer to do it myself.

help?:icon_eek:

[FOFOLINA]

Tell her if you dont shave down there.. and then you wont be going down there till she does.. in other words
"if you got the meal down there you gotta clean the plate" as my friend Krow would say.. either that or.. ask her hey can i shave ya for funs sake..

[SOS]

Keeping it atleast groomed down there makes it look better. Maybe you could shave it for her once and show her what she would be missing if it becomes a earth mamma muff.

[Tax Kuntz]

Tell her if you dont shave down there.. and then you wont be going down there till she does.. in other words
"if you got the meal down there you gotta clean the plate" as my friend Krow would say.. either that or.. ask her hey can i shave ya for funs sake..Lets play what's in Fofo's pants:

I guess: natural triangle, trimmed.

Remember Fofo, do not tell us until we all have guessed,
or Tuesday night (10/19 7PM)

[JMRQ]

Pretend to choke on one, Larry David style.

[Sinn Fein]

Time to fake a bit of non-interest... Or, as others have said basically ignore the area until it's time to just slam your junk in there.

As an alternative. Check the local yellow-pages. Find a place that does the waxing deal. Get her a gift certificate and send her ass over there.

Afterwards, in the words of the late, great Sam Kinison:

"Eat her pussy for two fuckin' hours, man."

[Guido]

You could always give her crabs....in turn she'll have to shave or you could secretly which her medicene cream with nair.

[mlissa]

Calcorn, I agree with SOS. If you do it for her, she will see the advantage of having it shaved or even trimmed.

What ever you do, do not make her feel like she has to do this. Instead, make it a game so to speak; hint around, trim it first, & she will come around.

[Rob]

You could always give her crabs....in turn she'll have to shave or you could secretly which her medicene cream with nair.
that just might work...

[MikeyP]

I really feel for you bro..

I wish you the best of luck, but just remember that witholding oral treats can turn around and bite you in the ass.

In which case I say shave it when she's sleeping.

[FOFOLINA]

Lets play what's in Fofo's pants:

I guess: natural triangle, trimmed.

Remember Fofo, do not tell us until we all have guessed,
or Tuesday night (10/19 7PM)
NOPE!! I have a woodfloor!:)

[Seth]

NOPE!! I have a woodfloor!:)No fair! You're supposed to wait until we've all guessed!

Cal, I don't suggest you do it for her. She's already disinclined to shave. You doing it will undoubtedly give her razor burn and make her itchy. Talk to her frankly and ask her to trim it down or leave the bushy broad.

[FOFOLINA]

No fair! You're supposed to wait until we've all guessed!


I had to say it right now cause i am leaving soon.. might as well say it other than having all of you guess..

[Smoke]

From the title of the thread you'd like just a trim... A little beard trimmer should work wonders, especially if you do that with a dildo in the other hand... She won't notice, right ;)

[calcorn]

HEYHEY thanks for the awsome replys.
a few things...
I did mention to her i would do it for her,, she said na, cause it will get itchy and such if she doesnt keep it up (lazy)
I also brought up the idea of going somewhere to get it waxed, she said no way!

She is pushing the big 3-0 aswell, so its fucked up she just cant do it, or keep it up.
any bad health problems i could mention to her for having hair down there?

[robification]

i've had this situation too at one time...

like others said, shave it yourself, then proceed to eat her like she's never been eaten before. she will eventually crave that feeling again and begin shaving herself

[PrncssNikki]

The girls who say it's "too much work" are on something or are incredibly lazy. How fucking hard is it to AT LEAST go over it with a beard trimmer? That takes 2 minutes TOPS.

Disgusting. The work is so worth not having that mess down there. I don't see how any woman would feel sexy or want a man down there when there's just a bush poking through her panties.

Once a girl waxes, she'll never shave again. Though, there is the slight downfall of having to wait inbetween waxes for the hair to grow long enough to schedule your next appointment. But they usually last about 2 months for me.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Wear a gas mask when going downtown.

Less hair, equals less odor.

[robification]

The girls who say it's "too much work" are on something or are incredibly lazy. How fucking hard is it to AT LEAST go over it with a beard trimmer? That takes 2 minutes TOP.
gotta blame men for that laziness... too many men dont care about how bad it is down there as long as their getting laid. women who keep getting such men tend to think it's ok to have a horrid bush. personally, i wont go down on her if it's not taken care of. i feel that if i take the time to shave my nutsack, she should take the time to clean herself up too.

[Sinn Fein]

They might be on to something. Tell her it stinks down there and you think the hair is why.

[FBA_Psycho]

And don't forget we want Before and After pics if she shaves it. :action-sm

[Mongoloid Man]

Just shave her in her sleep. Even if she wakes up half way through, what is she going to do? Keep it half shaved? If that doesn't work, tell her she'll get crabs or something like that, or that a piece of food is stuck in it, you know, like a beard.

[christowang]

She is pushing the big 3-0 aswell, so its fucked up she just cant do it, or keep it up.
any bad health problems i could mention to her for having hair down there?

How about a few punches to the kidneys? That's probably not too healthy.

[Chapel]

what I do is... when they sleep, you hit them with some tranquilizers, then you break out the trimmer and go to town.
I have one of those 'Microtrimmers' so you can sometimes go to town without the tranqs... however the tranqs give you the ability to violate them once you're finished. They'll thank you in the morning...

[Guido]

You know...I've been thinking really hard about this dilema of your's....and here's another suggestion.
I could....and I say this only to help out a follow wackbager, not for my own self deviant gratification....but I could pretend to be a Doctor and give her a physical....then inform her she must shave to pervent blah-blah doctor-shpeel-doctor-shpeel. :icon_wink

PS- If any of the board ladies need a physical drop me a line......nevermind the "pretend to be a Doctor" sentence I wrote above.

[DoughBoy]

NOPE!! I have a woodfloor!:)
This post sucks without pics! :action-sm


:icon_bigg

Love ya FOFO

[FOFOLINA]

This post sucks without pics! :action-sm


:icon_bigg

Love ya FOFO
Love ya to Dougboy :)
sorry I dont have pics but you shall live wont ya? :icon_wink

[Stinkysteve]

You know...I've been thinking really hard about this dilema of your's....and here's another suggestion.
I could....and I say this only to help out a follow wackbager, not for my own self deviant gratification....but I could pretend to be a Doctor and give her a physical....then inform her she must shave to pervent blah-blah doctor-shpeel-doctor-shpeel. :icon_wink

PS- If any of the board ladies need a physical drop me a line......nevermind the "pretend to be a Doctor" sentence I wrote above.

Dr. Guido, do you make house calls? I have a list of things I want you to prescribe for someone...
Don't forget to ice down the speculum. :icon_eek:

[Boston Funbags]

just tell her to try it a few times and see how she likes it

[DoughBoy]

I dunno. The lady in my life has had it shaved since it started growing and refuses it to be either way. She goes for brazillian waxes from time to time, but she's always nice, smooth, and soft.

[calcorn]

This post does inded suck without pics. But still trying to get her to shave. the new thing she has chosen she isnt up for anymore.. BJ's.
wtf is going on!

If i can get pics TRUST ME ill post before and after

[MikeyP]

I feel for you man, I really do.
Did she all of a sudden decide that she's not doing them anymore?

How serious are you and your gal?
In all seriousness, if one partner isn't willing to do certain things that another partner likes or in the case of the shaving at least be open to trying it (within certain bounds, of course), then perhaps things aren't going to work.
In my humble opinion, not being open to certain things or blacklisting things in a sexual relationship is somewhat on the selfish side.

Sorry to borrow hoo-hoo's vernacular, but I wouldn't have married my wife if she wasn't a "3 input" gal (or at least a 2-input gal) and shaved. Me personally, BJs aren't that far outside the norm of things that I would accept her not wanting to do them at all. She may not want to do them all the time, but that's ok.

[DoughBoy]

This post does inded suck without pics. But still trying to get her to shave. the new thing she has chosen she isnt up for anymore.. BJ's.
wtf is going on!

If i can get pics TRUST ME ill post before and after

Dude, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like your relationship is in the crapper or on its way. If she's unwilling to do things that will please you (in some boundries of course) and now she's stopping doing things that please you, Its over Johnny!

[robification]

no blow jobs? jeez... last time i heard that, i was still in high school

[FOFOLINA]

run like the wind.....

[Sinn Fein]

Hmm... An unkempt snatch and refusal to give you oral treats. There's strikes one and two. Don't waste your time waiting for strike three.

Dump the bitch and make the switch.

[Stinkysteve]

run like the wind.....

Listen to the voice of reason!

She used to have a help column in here too, she knows!

[Mother Shucker]

I have the be all end all answer.

Have you seen the Canadian domestic violence PSA's? A hot pot of coffee on her tits or a stapler tossed at her head should get your message across.

[tysonpunchinguterus]

Are you dating Stalker Patti?

[Guido]

Do you shave ?? Cuz maybe thats why she wouldn't go down on you....and don't answer my question just think it to yourself.