The Drilldo and the Holy Bible

[robification]

as most of you know, i'm a very devout christian....

someone has mentioned that using the drilldo is a sin. i find nothing in the bible that says it's wrong.

the bible says pre marital sex is wrong. because a drilldo does not involve any type of reproductive activities, i consider it being nothing more than a vaginal massage....

opinions?

[Farside]

i consider it being nothing more than a vaginal massage....

opinions?
Sounds about right to me... carry on :icon_lol:

[SpotcheckBilly]

As long as you don't use it on the Sabbath..I guess it's allowed.

[robification]

why not on the sabbath?

[SpotcheckBilly]

Can't use any battery-powered devices on the day of rest..silly goose.

[robification]

i thought that was a jewish thing...

you trying to say i'm not allowed to drive to church on sunday?

[MikeHimself]

i've been taught that any masterbation is a sin.

[Smoke]

Catholics used to be taught that only missionary was allowed, so I find it to be no suprise that other denominations have similarly restrictive bedroom rules. Asking a church leadership that is made up of virgin men how to have sex is like asking GWB how to debate.

Rob, it is between you and God since the holy book does not mention eletricity. Remember God gave you and everyone sexuality to enjoy it and reproduce... So as long as you get to spray its ok.

[Smoke]

i thought that was a jewish thing...

you trying to say i'm not allowed to drive to church on sunday?

Depends on what kind of Jew you ask, there is disagreement in every religion on that sort of stuff. I could understand religious Jews not turning on light switches on the Sabbath, after it takes some very small amount of work to turn the switch.... Then again it takes work to open the scrolls too.

Ah, can you ask your minister for us all?

[FOFOLINA]

Sinner!

[robification]

i've been taught that any masterbation is a sin.the church says masturbation is wrong.... the church also says you should give them 10% of everything you make to get a good spot in heavan

i have yet to see a bible passage that says masturbation is wrong or you have to bribe to get a good spot in heavan

the bible does consider "premarital sex" to be wrong. because sex involves reproductive organs to be involved in the act simultaneously, i dont dont consider mechanical stimulation or even oral gratification to be considered "Sex". this was further defined by our former president bill clinton

[FOFOLINA]

God Bless Bill Clinton for being a great sinner of Oral..

[robification]

fact is, masturbation is not even mentioned in the bible... not once, in any way


so i ask again... how can the drilldo be a sin?

[Stinkysteve]

Don't worry Rob!

Your religion believes in forgivness.

That's why so many Christians are lying, cheating theives until a few years before they think they will die.
Then they start going to church again and all is good!

There should be a special hell for these dual standard pieces of shit!

[robification]

question is, do i have to ask for forgiveness if this is not wrong?

[Stinkysteve]

question is, do i have to ask for forgiveness if this is not wrong?

You gotta go read that book again...

You forgot about all the guilt stuff! :icon_roll

[robification]

actually, i'm quite familiar with the bible... i have yet to find anything stating any of this may be wrong in god's eyes

[Ballbuster1]

May you all burn in hell.:icon_mrgr :action-sm :angel:

[Stinkysteve]

May you all burn in hell.:icon_mrgr :action-sm :angel:

We will!
I have a friend down there already, he's saving me a seat up front by the fire with all the scumbag lawyers.

By the way, it's a dry heat.

[FOFOLINA]

Dont forget the water if you are in hell.. I mean shit man you can get thristy dont ya know?

[SpotcheckBilly]

I pm'ed Jesus..he says you're going straight to hell. Bring the drill with you, they have no appliances down there.

[Sinn Fein]

Umm.... [scratching head, trying to figure out the point of this thread]

[PrncssNikki]

Umm.... [scratching head, trying to figure out the point of this thread]
Blame me.

I'm sorry. :icon_frow

[Hoagie]

I'm going to hell.....but it's going to be for a lot worse things than masturbating.

[Hot Soup!!]

I might have a solution, Jesus was a carpenter right. After you use the drilldo, fix a shelf and all is right in the world.

[ih8Uboo-boo]

I might have a solution, Jesus was a carpenter right. After you use the drilldo, fix a shelf and all is right in the world.
:rotf:



I think that "the drilldo is wrong" was listed as one of the original 15 commandments, but since moses dropped the slab with that one on it its OK and should not be considered a sin...

[robification]

actually, though the thread was about having fun with BS, there was some seriousness in here....

i know the world thinks i'm nuts(and rightfully so), but i've still seen nothing that points to masturbation being a sin.... NOTHING

with that in mind, how can the drilldo be a sin?

[ih8Uboo-boo]

actually, though the thread was about having fun with BS, there was some seriousness in here....

i know the world thinks i'm nuts(and rightfully so), but i've still seen nothing that points to masturbation being a sin.... NOTHING

with that in mind, how can the drilldo be a sin?
"Masterbation is wrong" is just an interpretation of what is written in the bible. It's not there in black and white. YOu can't turn to john 3:16, or the "sin index" and see masterbation is wrong.

The bible was mainly written for people to use as a guide for people to live their lives by and treat their fellow man with respect.

You'll NEVER get an answer as to why it is wrong. Just remember, the typical philosophy of most religion is if it feels good, it must be wrong...

[robification]

"Masterbation is wrong" is just an interpretation of what is written in the bible. It's not there in black and white. YOu can't turn to john 3:16, or the "sin index" and see masterbation is wrong.
my point is masturbation is not even mentioned in the bible in ANY way.... not even implied.

the church will tell you masturbation is wrong for one reason.... it is wrong to think of someone lustfully if you're not married to her. therefore, if i continue to masturbate without thinking of anyone in particular, i'm comiting no sin. if i can insert the drilldo in to her without thinking of her(or anyone else), again, no sin

[ih8Uboo-boo]

the church will tell you masturbation is wrong for one reason.... it is wrong to think of someone lustfully if you're not married to her. therefore, if i continue to masturbate without thinking of anyone in particular, i'm comiting no sin. if i can insert the drilldo in to her without thinking of her(or anyone else), again, no sin
The church is associating masterbation with lust, which is one on the seven deadly sins. That is why they say that it is wrong. They are saying that you can't spank without lusting for someone/someting, and THAT is where you sin... lusting for whatever your spanking to. The ACT of masterbating is not a sin per se, but the lust of whatever your spankining it to is where you commit the sin...


But, take the church/religion thought out of the equation...






Do you still think that it is wrong???

[Sinn Fein]

Basically, in the church's eyes it's a sin every time a nut is blown outside of a woman's snatch. I don't feel like looking up the passage, but it deals with "spilling one's seed on the ground" and that is where all of this comes from.

[Hoagie]

it deals with "spilling one's seed on the ground" and that is where all of this comes from.What about a sock?

[Sinn Fein]

You know what I mean...

[Realtor]

Isn't there a prohibition against having sex with animals? Because that chick was a cow!

[MAVRIC305]

Who really cares what the bible and the church says? None of it is true. The only relationship you have to worry about is the personal relationship between you and God. The church will not help you get into heaven, and neither will the good book. Follow your heart and stay away from major sins, such as Murder/Rzape/Dookie tasting/ ETC!

The drilldo is fine, chicks use vibrators all the time. This is just the Tim Allen SPIN on it! OH!:action-sm :icon_mrgr

[Ballbuster1]

Dookie tasting? That's a new one on me."whaa"

[Joe Orthex]

Most of the "sex" stuff that catholics preach were added on somewhere in the 1500s (i am sure I got the date wrong big time). There was no mention of sexualy habits in the original bible. but a time came when sex was running rampent (go figure, people screwing gone rampent). The church added certian things such as no jerking off or extra marital sex, or even sex before marriage to try and convert more folks to cothalasism(sp) and scare them into being catholic. But the biggest reason behind it was to try and control the general public. (I reed that in a buuk somplaced.)

[SpotcheckBilly]

Isn't there a prohibition against having sex with animals? Because that chick was a cow!

This sure seems to be bashing..just sayin' :rolleyes:

[CallmeQtie]

I suport the drilldo!

[Hoagie]

I suport the drilldo!Um....is that all you do with the drilldo? :icon_mrgr

[Stinkysteve]

No bashing of dookie tasting!

That will not be toleratd here!!!!

[CallmeQtie]

That's all I do with the drilldo!