pandering...im not below it.

[nikoloslvy]

if anybody in ny has a ps2 and plans on getting the new gta lemmy know. i have some vodka(i know ive said this a gizillion times but..)i sold my ps2 to afford xm. i know someone with a ps2(the kid i sold it to) but i dont like him (even for free lunches).please dont make me hang out with this religious apploigst,pc,hack,medication taking,living in some poor charitable person's attic,fukin do nothing pussy jizzbag lowlife for my gta fix.

[nikoloslvy]

any buddy got a digital cam i can borrow(stupid question i know but i really need one) skuzzbucket(kid i sold my ps2 to)doesn’t have any money just yet for the game(fucking cocksuker! This is what money is for you irrelevant useless walking failed abortion!)but might bring over the ps2 if i clean my room

.i was going to take pictures of my room b4 i cleaned it.its a real beauty was gonna have a littel nik's crib thingy and put it online.

.burned anarchy symbol in the wall

,piss stained walls which i call piss art since i painted it with piss in an artistic sorta way.wallpapper falling of the walls(i pissed near the radiator and the mixture of piss and heat ruined the wall

.fukin plates cups forks and maybe some rotten food everywhere.

.my jerk off rag which i was gonna get tested for "how much dna is in this"(lil science experiamnt.jerk off in the dirty t shirt forever and test it with one of those "is your husband cheating on you" store bought dna tester kits.i get bored and come up with wacky projects.now if only i could use this productivity to fight crime.)

tons of ny posts,ny suns(f the ny times other then the article about o&a of course),bmg music mag some books lying everywhere.

.empty bottles of old crow,jim beam,johnnie walker,vodka(not many i cleaned awhile ago)1 or 2 beer cans,empty small bottle of paul masson cream liqeur
chocolate hazelnut
,
,some empty ciigy boxes,draws used as ashtrays(ash in ashtray fills up?...no problem just dump it in the drawer)

,my old fucking vcr that looks like a tank(i think the only thing older then this is the beta.its huge heavy and borrowed)

, designated ash spots on the door and walls(wouldn’t want random burn marks in the door and walls.use the same spot.it looks very Feng Shui)

,a huge whole in the wall(used my 25 pound weight for that)

my all purpose golf club(i use it as a remote cause my fat ass refuses to leave the couch.just lean over and try to hit the channel up button. I feel like homer simpson when he wore a muumuu and worked from home.can allso be used for golf.)

spider webs and if you turn the lights on in the kitchen at night you see roaches scattering(i name em and drown em in the sink or scream die! and stomp on their lil heads.its kinda fun. i ate one once. I don’t know how the fear factor people do it.they sqiqqle all the down..)

,my couch/bed(smells like fart and dick..yeach! (i cant believe some broads ignored all this.i wasnt bangin em but jesus hunney, get some new friends and some self esteem).

my collection of fake guns(ive upgraded to some police dissarming plastic models,4 of em 50 bucks apiece one spraypainted black)

my bottle of spray paint.

norton rules spraypainted on my closet door(without my permission and done so it reads nor next line ton next line rule and a big s on the bottom.thanx stupid.

nik is gay scratched in to my wall(again without my permission..)

a sofa part of the couch filled with old copies of heavy metal magazine(the comic one not the music one) an application for public housing,clasic expensive 70's porn(Alice in acidland and the godson-the porno not the dangerfiled one)a copy of modern drunkard magizine.

my photo collection(which includes pictures of a dead dog,spraypainted bathroom of arlen's grocery(bar and stage thingy in ny)me and an empty bag of shrooms,my brother smoking weed,2 tabs of x tacy,pic of the after math of a bloodyshit(hemoroids...who says drugs are bad for you ah?)picture of me with long hair b 4 i shaved my head.

d12's devils night,in vinyl.

my homeade door lock( a peice of wood with a boot on the on one end to be shoved under the doorknob.

my red light bulb(the regular one burnt out so i just put in my red one and haven’t changed it)

my homade golf course(drilled hole in the floor

my coke hideout(un nailed a floor board but it didn’t work the board was always uneven and to big so it was easy to notice)

copy of a law book just in case i get arrested(useless since this is like the 1970 version)

my copy of hit man by rex feral)my copy of hunter Thompson’s songs of the doomed(i have a copy of catcher and the rye in jersy.i diddnt read it.i just keep it around to scare people),a kurt vonnegt book,motley crues the dirt,

my computer,xm,and 2 stereos 25 inch screen tv,cable modem, closet full of porn and cd's

,holes in the ceiling

copies of the ny press(full color addy’s for hookers in the back)

mirror(one i found and the other is a review mirror from a car)

wires everywhere and 2 broken vcr's

.a view into my neighbor's front yard and a huge star gazing teliscope,crinkle crinkle you littel scum fucks!!

my brothers clean room near mine. (vomit!)

throw up from a night of drinkin if i can remember if theres enough to photo or where the modafuck it is.its gotta be near the couch.its just gotta.

birdshit coverd air conditioner(they like hanging outside my window on my air-conditioned)

copy of modern drunkard mag.

disgusting fridge with no letuce,butter,fresh milk,mayo,mustard,tomato's or anything worth eating (recently got some pickles.all i need now is some meat and i got me a fukin sandwich. if youre reading this please email me a some dorietos and a sandwich),

my cupboard with no cereal.

,and for the kicker....get ready.....bottles of piss evrywhere.yes you to can horde you bottles of piss to put in water guns and shoot at the kids...ho ho ho just a little harmless fun(kidding but i dont have a bathroom on this floor and im usauly up late and don’t want to stomp around to the bathroom, or don’t want to miss a show or somthin)

.i will not clean this (get rid of piss and garbage and put clothes somewhere) for 1 day.if in one day i dont have a cam i'll clean it..

[Rob]

i'm at work, and i'm trying to kill time... so i read all of that...

i have a question...

does your landlord ever come by?

[nikoloslvy]

who?...what?...no comment next question please.(no comment).just get me a frigin cam.(i mentioned the public housing application diddnt i?)

[nikoloslvy]

well looks like hes gonna have to use my tv anyway cause hes tv's sound is crapin out.he gave me one of those throw away cams though.i'll get some pics.clean this stinkhole up find someone with a scanner and try to make a online gallery for littel or no money.

[AngryHugo]

Ok. I'm gonna guess Nik will not be hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year....

[Guido]

Did the pilgrims eat government cheese ?

[cableone12]

i was gonna invite you over to play gta:sa
but now im reconsidering it...

[GravyMaster]

I think he has passed out...

[nikoloslvy]

i was gonna invite you over to play gta:sa
but now im reconsidering it... nevermind i just got a gamefly account.hopefully it will be here b4 monday.i probably wouldnt like playing gta at youre place anyway.can you smoke there? dont matter now anyway.(the piss is gone i gotta work on the rest.)im saving the last of my vodka for when gta gets here.its pretty painfull.staring at my bottle.{sighs--

[nikoloslvy]

gamefly dosent rent new games.back to square 1.fuck.

[cableone12]

just buy everything with a credit card and worry about it later.

and- if youre place really looks like how you described it, you gotta take pics and post them here I GOTTA SEE EM'

[nikoloslvy]

not gonna use a credit card mister i was gonna invite you over but now im not.took the pics (there not as good as i pumped em up to be.im going to have to throw in some old stuff) i gotta rob some old lady for the 20 bucks to get the film done and find somebuddy with a scanner.(not likely to happen soon since i gotta pay for my mothly xm.i'll let yall know as soon as i can bout the pics.)

[nikoloslvy]

computer just blew up.mabey a roach was eating at the wires or something.will check in once in awhile.besides i have a game to play so ill be busy(watch the new post section go to 7 pages as soon as i stop posting.i goota learn how to lurk for fucks sake.)