Get to know your fellow Wackbaggers - part 3!

[armymad]

with all the new members i had to bring this back up

Name:
Age:
Sex:M
Maritial Status:
Nationality:
Job/School:
Hobbies:
Turn on:
Turn off:
Favorite food(s):
Favorite drink(s):
Favorite movie(s):
Favorite TV show(s):
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s):
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website:

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A:
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex:
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[MikeHimself]

Name: Mike
Age:16
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Have a girlfriend
Nationality: Irish
Job/School: Student
Hobbies: Sports
Turn on: Smile
Turn off: Breathing Heavy
Favorite food(s): Pizza
Favorite drink(s): Dr. Pepper
Favorite movie(s): South Park BLU, Anger Management
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Tough Crowd
Favorite Actor&Actress: Adam Sandler, Halle Berry
Favorte song(s): All Down Hill from Here
Favorite Band(s): New Found Glory
Favorte Vehicle: Eclipse
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com (http://www.wackbag.com)


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: Norton Roast
Best line that you use from O&A: Captain Crew Cut
Worst O&A show you heard: Worst Guest Day
Most annoying guest on O&A: Mario Cantone
Best cringe moment on O&A:De-wigging of Stalker Patti

And now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Dryhumping and making out in the front seat of a car
Worst sexual experience: Walked in on by my dad
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: get blown
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): missionary
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:Front seat of a car
Most embarassing sexual moment: caught by my dad
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:Smile and Eyes
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Face
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Okterrificguy]

Name: Ricky
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: El Salvadorian
Job/School: at WCC now
Hobbies: O&A, internet, radio, and chillin
Turn on: a really hot chick =P
Turn off: a really ugly chick
Favorite food(s): cheeseburger, pizza, chinese, italian, mexican, papusas :icon_mrgr
Favorite drink(s): water and soda (havn't had the alky yet :icon_redf )
Favorite movie(s): a lot to list, but at the moment Team America -FUCK YEA
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Harvey Birdman, Inuyasha, Alias
Favorite Actor&Actress: i really couldn't tell ya :icon_conf
Favorte song(s): Breath by Fab, Pobre Diabla (it's reaggeton, if u know what that is), the new greenday song (forogt the title, and i know, very vague), the new jimmy eat world song (alright i'll stop, i'm bad a new song titles)
Favorite Band(s): well i'll gives artists and bands...Notorious BIG, Tupac, eminem, metallica, slayer, greenday, pantera, System of a down, G-Unit, Stephen Lynch, Norah Jones, Sabbath, D-block, DMX, Andew W.K. Mary J. Blige, Big Pun..and probably some more
Favorte Vehicle: 1989 5.0 Mustang
Favorite website: wackbag :icon_bigg, OAVirus(thanks ed), OandA.com, foundry, somethingawful, ebaums world

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jimmy Norton (of course), Lynch, and Mohr
Favorite O&A show: Harry Carry and Bob Murphey
Best line that you use from O&A: not the best, but ok terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: can't think of one
Most annoying guest on O&A: Annoying Laugh Anthony
Best cringe moment on O&A: SFS3 (especially now) and the day after that show

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): stingray, papagolash(or sexteriyaki), princssnikki, ball buster, sexhoagie, fedexed, lounge action, coolaid, Hanny, Cage, and i think more..but damn, i know some of ya and i've been here how long?
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: i dunno...
Favortie post whore: ??
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: coolaid's :icon_mrgr
Funniest wackbagger: too tired to think of one (and yet i came up with a list of people)
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: the default)

and now to sexual stuff
**ok, i can't answer most of these, so i'll leave them blank....i'm uh, a virgin**

Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want):
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way
of getting to them: when certain girls do that PWEASE look..breaks me down a lil :icon_conf
What gets you about the oppisite sex: how her intelligence goes with her beauty (other than that a hot chick)
Favorite porn star: i don't watch all that much a porn, i would venture to say Jenna Jameson, and probably Gauge
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

**just a note, i was tired, and in aim chat, so it took me a while to get this done**

[Peachy]

Name: Heather
Age: 28
Sex: Female
Maritial Status: terminally single
Nationality: French/German/American Indian
Job/School: loan processor for a major bank
Hobbies: writing, travelling, wrestling
Turn on: sense of humor
Turn off: huge ego
Favorite food(s): vegetarian/tofu, Chinese
Favorite drink(s): diet Coke with Lime (rarely drink alcohol)
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Princess Bride
Favorite TV show(s): Mystery Science Theater 3000
Favorite Actor&Actress: Katharine Hepburn
Favorte song(s): currently "1985"
Favorite Band(s): any 80s hair band stuff
Favorte Vehicle: my new ride (Ford Focus)
Favorite website: wackbag, ronfez.net, godawful.net, Fandom Wank, StevieRichards.com (there ya go, Robbie Z!)


Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show: Jay Mohr vs Airsick
Best line that you use from O&A: "Do you really think I care about your life?"
Worst O&A show you heard: The Screech show, although it wasn't too bad once he left
Most annoying guest on O&A: Heather the Feather, Sandi Kane, Screech, Richard Jeni
Best cringe moment on O&A: Cindy Williams & Robert Clary Has-Been Corner

Favorite wackbagger(s): I'm new here, so I don't know too many of you
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: everyone
Favortie post whore: ?
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: ?
Funniest wackbagger: ?
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: I just use the default

Best sexual experience: losing my virginity
Worst sexual experience: wussing out on losing my virginity a few months earlier
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: an orgasm would be nice :rolleyes:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): anal
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: stairwell of a Holiday Inn, back of an ambulance, under Route 78 in Jersey
Most embarassing sexual moment: falling asleep and snoring during a marathon session
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: if I can moan without having anyone unintentionally hearing, I will, otherwise I'm silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: a certain "I'm going to bang you, and you're gonna love it" leer... kinda hard to describe
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes & smile
Favorite porn star: honestly, I rarely watch it
For the chicks (spit or swallow): depends on what the guy likes (yep, I'm a trouper :action-sm )

[Fr. Dougal]

Name: John
Age: 26
Sex: Male (was gonna write "yes please" but that was such an obvious, shitty joke... I just kicked my own ass for thinking of it.)
Maritial Status: Single... and still looking all you wackbag ladies!
Nationality: Irish... with just a smidge of Scottish
Job/School: TV News Writer
Hobbies: Hockey, soccer, hacking my TiVo, poker
Turn on: Geek chicks.
Turn off: Bitchy chicks.
Favorite food(s): Cool Ranch Doritos, chicken slices from the pizza place across the street... and when it's a home cooked meal, nothing beats meatloaf and mashed potatos.
Favorite drink(s): Corona or Guinness
Favorite movie(s): Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, all 3 Back to the Futures, Office Space, The Cutting Edge (yes, I know... I get 5 fag points for that one)
Favorite TV show(s): Alias, The West Wing, ER, SNL, The Screen Savers, ST: Enterprise, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Celebrity Poker Showdown
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jennifer Garner. I'd eff her in the cee 'till I cee all over her face.
Favorte Vehicle: My new Toyota. When I was a kid, it was the DeLorean DMC-12
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer!
Favorite O&A show: Dunno... the 55 Gallon Drum Challenge was funny... as was the Homeless Shopping Sprees
Best line that you use from O&A: "OK, Terriffic!" "Someone should throw a big bucket of AIDS on you!"
Worst O&A show you heard: The one after SFS3, 'cause it was the last.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarted L&S
Best cringe moment on O&A: Too many... can't remember one now.

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Everyone's been pretty cool... except one or two asshole pricks. They know who they are.
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: Any of the single females ones who live around NY.
Favortie post whore: Don't have one... but a quick glance shows Fofo with like, 7,000 posts... so her I guess!
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Sinn Fein's. Cause he's a fenian bastard like me!
Funniest wackbagger: There's a lot of you funny fuckers... but I gotta give okterrifficguy props for ruining one of our live shots!!
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Default.

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: I'm boring... so any sex I had with my ex.
Worst sexual experience: She turned out to be a whore, so any sex I had with my ex.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Can't think of anything.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Boring missionary or doggie.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: as long as I get some... don't matter where.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Haven't had one.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent as a mute.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way
of getting to them: Dunno... depends on the person.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: how catty chicks are with each other.
Favorite porn star: Don't have one. They're all special.

[MikeyP]

Name: Mike
Age: 30
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Recently married
Nationality: American first and foremost, but my mother is from Italy and so are my father's grandparents
Job/School: Tech Solutions (PC support)/ Pace grad center in White Plains
Hobbies: Gaming (video and pnp RPG), filesharing, hanging out with the niece and nephews, fishing
Turn on: ??
Turn off: ??
Favorite food(s): pizza, wings, steak
Favorite drink(s): water, diet pepsi, amstel light, red wines (cabernet, merlot, pinot noir)
Favorite movie(s): Lord of the Rings, war movies, etc.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, the Shield, Family Guy, stand-up on Comedy Central, foodtv, the history channel
Favorite Actor&Actress: They're all assholes, but I like the work of anyone that has talent, puts a lot of work into what they do and doesn't take themselves too seriously
Favorte song(s): none really, I like a lot of songs but not enough to pick a favorite
Favorite Band(s): Led Zeppelin, Indigo Girls (how this happened I don't know, but it happened sometime in college long before I met my wife), Gwar
Favorte Vehicle: mine, my wife's
Favorite website: suprnova.org, zeropaid.com, wackbag, drudge, wizards of the coast, nybass.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Frank Caliendo, Old Dirty
Favorite O&A show: too many to list
Best line that you use from O&A: maybe 'ok, terrific', 'rooned it' and 'thus then'.
Worst O&A show you heard: ??
Most annoying guest on O&A: Frenchy, I always thought he was pointless
Best cringe moment on O&A: in the old days, listening to what an IDIOT he-who-shall-not-be-named was. I just could not believe that someone could be that stupid. Yet that's what make him so entertaining.

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): too new to judge. I like you all just swell
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: myself, I just don't know myself.
Favortie post whore: you are all post whores, and so am I.
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Curse of the Bambino, Robification w/drilldo
Funniest wackbagger: ??
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: too lazy to use skins, maybe I will though.

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: ??
Worst sexual experience: got a bj from a skanky chick and I just wanted to wash my junk afterwards.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: ??
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): when she's riding cowgirl.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: ??
Most embarassing sexual moment: ??
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: all of the above.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way
of getting to them: ??
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Gets me? I like tits, does that count?
Favorite porn star: me. Erm, well, for professionals... Oh, I love so many of those gals as they have brought great joy and comfort to my jumblies.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): I like when she swallows, but I take what I can get.

[jpc165]

Name: Jim
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: living with chick
Nationality: 75% Italian, 25% other european junk
Job/School: Simulation Engineer
Hobbies: Golf, Xbox mods, video games, football, hockey, banging, fucking with computers
Turn on: big cans on small chicks
Turn off: fat chicks with no cans
Favorite food(s): pizza, cheesesteaks, wings, and a salad
Favorite drink(s): rum & coke, jack on the rocks, corona
Favorite movie(s): LOTR series, Matrix series, Back to the future, Reservoir Dogs
Favorite TV show(s): Southpark, Daily Show, NFL Primetime, Survivor, MXC
Favorite Actor&Actress: Denzel Washington, Ian Mckellen (fag)
Favorte song(s): Tool - Stinkfist
Favorite Band(s): Tool, NIN, Linkin Park, Korn, Rage, Days of the New, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Zeplin, Pearl Jam, Nirvana....
Favorte Vehicle: Nissan 350z
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com (http://www.wackbag.com/) :icon_mrgr


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer duh
Favorite O&A show: too many to choose from
Best line that you use from O&A: Ok terriffic! (used daily)
Worst O&A show you heard: The last show back then
Most annoying guest on O&A: that fag guy that does the cartman shit
Best cringe moment on O&A: boston clamchowder (i dry heaved)

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): BB1
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: all u sick f's
Favortie post whore: more-gooder
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: cage
Funniest wackbagger: cage
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: default

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: road head (multiple times, always fun)
Worst sexual experience: jizzing a little early (the teen years)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: break out the drill (for her of course), i think i tried all the positions i can get into
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy, in the shower - standing holding the girl up, reverse cowgirl, the girl on her knees, 69
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: outside in the wilderness, her parents house (always challenging), to do - outer space (think of the positions)
Most embarassing sexual moment: getting caught by cops in a parking lot
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker/silent (depends on drug intake)
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when they say stick it in my ass
What gets you about the oppisite sex: tits
Favorite porn star: jenna
For the chicks (spit or swallow): no spitters welcome here

[fandango86]

Name: Brian
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: USA! USA! USA!
Job/School: Account Executive
Hobbies: Fantasy Sports
Turn on: Lesbians! Lesbians! Lesbians!
Turn off: Beheading Videos - That's just mean.
Favorite food(s): Chicken Wings. I'm from Buffalo, ain't I?
Favorite drink(s): Diet Pepsi, Coors Light
Favorite movie(s): Star Trek II, Tombstone, Star Wars IV
Favorite TV show(s): The Apprentice, the Simpsons, Scrubs, and coming back next year, The Family Guy!!!! WOO HOO!!
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jackie Chan/Julianne Moore
Favorte song(s): Someone Else by Queensryche, Tears of the Dragon by Bruce Dickinson.
Favorite Band(s): Queensryche, Iron Maiden
Favorte Vehicle: They're all the same to me, as long as they run.
Favorite website: www.myfreepaysite.com (http://www.myfreepaysite.com)


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Steven Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Ruben Rivera steals Derek Jeter's glove.
Best line that you use from O&A: "Gimmie those ribs - elbow, elbow."
Worst O&A show you heard: The day they went off the air stunk.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Frenchie version 1.0
Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie ordering them to steal Stalker Patti's wig

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): I think there's a couple of Mets fans here - Spotcheck Billy is one of them...SexHoagie and Roche are pretty funny... Cage is my hero... TBrokenjaw finds all the cool websites...
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: I think I know all I need to know, and in the case of Robification, a little too much...
Favortie post whore: The crew that does the listening threads every day. Biv, Nik, Curse of the Bambino, etc. I can't listen live, so they let me know which moments to run out to my car during the replays.
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: I hate to say it, but I gotta go with mine. Mr. T kicks ass!
Funniest wackbagger: Wifflebatlube
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: I have no idea what this means

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: My wedding night rocked.
Worst sexual experience: My first time. I was awful.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Nikki joins in...
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): My C inside my wife's P
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I did it at a drive-in movie with kids in the car next to us. That was pretty crazy.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Couldn't get it up for my girlfriend after I cheated on her. Oh, the guilt!
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent, but deadly!
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way
of getting to them: Yeah...wait...what?!?!
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Boobies
Favorite porn star: Chloe
For the chicks (spit or swallow): The 'S' is silent, but it stands for SEXY!

[cableone12]

Name: Luis
Age:24
Sex:Male
Maritial Status:Married
Nationality:hispanic
Job/School:service manager for copier repair shop
Hobbies:o+a, cars, computer stuff
Turn on: a girl with a sense of humor
Turn off: nagging
Favorite food(s): 1 1/2 pound lobster with lemon and butter
Favorite drink(s): orange juice (w pulp)
Favorite movie(s):empire strikes back, superman, spaceballs
Favorite TV show(s):anything on the speed channel
Favorite Actor&Actress:christopher walken
Favorte song(s):hole in my soul-aerosmith
Favorite Band(s):aerosmith
Favorte Vehicle:lamborghini diablo 6.0 vt
Favorite website:dont have one


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:when ron and fez used to visit
Favorite O&A show:too many
Best line that you use from O&A:BAllon knot
Worst O&A show you heard:there is one but i cant think of it
Most annoying guest on O&A:limo ant
Best cringe moment on O&A:antonette(rick springfield tickets)

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s):i like all you people
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of:nikki and fofolina
Favortie post whore:hmm
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:donkey earl
Funniest wackbagger:cant think of one now
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:default

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience:a couple of weeks ago
Worst sexual experience:my first time( i really sucked, but ive learned soooo much)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:ill take anything
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want):from behind, shes on top, standing up face to face
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:i like it in my house, call me crazy.
Most embarassing sexual moment: first time
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:a little bit of all
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way
of getting to them:hmmm
What gets you about the oppisite sex: instant mood swings
Favorite porn star: tabitha stevens
For the chicks (spit or swallow):n/a

[TrybalRage]

Name: Dave
Age: 24
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Mutt, mostly Irish
Job/School: draftsman
Hobbies: Cars
Turn on: A brunette with a tight ass
Turn off: Fat chicks, attitudes
Favorite food(s): Steak
Favorite drink(s): Labatt's
Favorite movie(s): Fight Club, any Matrix, Boondock Saints
Favorite TV show(s): Rescue Me, Simpsons
Favorite Actor&Actress: cant think of any
Favorte song(s): Broad range of music, hard to say
Favorite Band(s): see above.
Favorte Vehicle: 1969 Chevy Camaro
Favorite website:

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Stephen Lynch
Favorite O&A show: all of them
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard: Anything with Laverne & Shirley
Most annoying guest on O&A: See above
Best cringe moment on O&A: Hard to say

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: An entire day spent in bed with my future wife... I hurt when it was over : )
Worst sexual experience: Getting busted by mom when I was 15
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: hmmm...
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy, Reverse cowgirl, girl on top, me on top, a hundred others I dont have names for.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Penthouse roof at the jersey shore.
Most embarassing sexual moment: See worst moment
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Whatever the situation demands
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: See turn ons
What gets you about the oppisite sex: not sure how to answer this
Favorite porn star: Tera Patrick
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Papagolash]

Name: BJ
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: 50% Puerto Rican, the other 50 is Irish, Italian, and Spanish
Job/School: law clerk or something
Hobbies: video games, hockey, weather
Turn on: sense of humor, personality, can laugh at a cripple
Turn off: fake bitches, attitudes, smoking, drugs, lying
Favorite food(s): Chicken Parm, Meatloaf, chicken teriyaki. HAHA teriyaki
Favorite drink(s): Coca Cola, and Alabama Slammers
Favorite movie(s): Spaceballs, Jaws, South Park, Team America, there's more but I forget
Favorite TV show(s): Southpark, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, any WWE show, Simpsons
Favorite Actor&Actress: Rebecca Romijn, mmmmm
Favorte song(s): Nine Inch Nails - Heresy. also from NIN "Leaving Hope" and "And All That Could Have Been"
Favorite Band(s): Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Mindless Self Indulgence, Rammstein, Slipknot, Static-X. check my playlist (http://sector7.nu/~bj/winamp.htm)
Favorte Vehicle: Lexus
Favorite website: http://hugbox.net

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer, any WWE star, Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Bob Murphy Hehind the Glory, Bellevue, the Al Snow and Tazz show, the list goes on and on
Best line that you use from O&A: Ok terriffic! Go slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open, golfer, donkey sausage
Worst O&A show you heard: hmmm....
Most annoying guest on O&A: the retards, sandy kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: Dr. Smith, that fag from Hogans Heros

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): too many to list
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: what's inside LoungeActions pants. HIIIOOOO!
Favortie post whore: fofolina
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Peachy
Funniest wackbagger: me dammit! probably sexhoagie
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: the toolbox

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: banging a squirter for 4 hours, that fucking ROCKED!
Worst sexual experience: the 1st chick I ever really fooled around with. Her box stunnk and tasted awful and she had no vagina. How the fuck do you sucessfully fuck someone w/o a vagina? Think about Rebecca Romijn that's how. What a shitty was to lose my virginity. Oh yea, the time I got poopdick while doing anal this year.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: maybe 2 girls, that are really into it
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy, spooning, missionary.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I've banged in my pool before. Want to do it on my tramopoline at least one time
Most embarassing sexual moment: probably the poopdick. Or the time I placed it in and nutted quickly, that frightened me, only happened once though.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: sometimes I'll bust out with the Tony Danza
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when they rub up on you all sexually, or give you those "I want to fuck the bejebus outta you" look
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes and smile
Favorite porn star: don't got one
For the chicks (spit or swallow): who cares, if they blow you that's sufficiant enough.

[orangeagent]

ehhh...i never really post anymore, but i'm a trendy whore, so i'll do this since i never have before.

Name:Kara
Age:18
Sex:F
Maritial Status:perpetually single, thanks
Nationality:uhhh...German, Slovenian, British, Irish, Native American (not like you can tell from my deathly white skin tone)
Job/School:junior college...i suck, i know
Hobbies:reading, writing
Turn on:boys in eyeliner....mmmmm
Turn off:guys who think that they're all that and a bag of chips
Favorite food(s):the usuals (pizza, ice cream), anything mexican, artichokes
Favorite drink(s):margaritas, i guess
Favorite movie(s):anything with Kett Turton, Johnny Depp (minus "POTC", because it sucked), or Buster Keaton
Favorite TV show(s):tv sucks today...so M*A*S*H* or Dark Shadows
Favorite Actor&Actress:Kett Turton (ie: future husband, thanks), Grace Kelly
Favorte song(s):errrmmm..."Crawling" by Linkin Park, "Head Like A Hole" by NIN
Favorite Band(s):LP, NIN, Staind, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional
Favorte Vehicle:either of my parents' cars...a Porsche 911 or BMW M3
Favorite website:...don't really have one

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:prolly Stephen Lynch
Favorite O&A show:...i have to pick ONE? are you insane????
Best line that you use from O&A:OK, TERRIFIC
Worst O&A show you heard:...there's more than one of those, too
Most annoying guest on O&A:Frenchy, without a doubt
Best cringe moment on O&A:Stalker Patti's dewigging, i'd guess

And now to sexual stuff<--oh, hey! guess who's a virgin and has virtually no experience. i can answer....all of 2 of these and shall proceed to do so.

what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:voices get me
What gets you about the oppisite sex:again with the boys in eyeliner, and the veins going up their arms

[WhipperWhip]

Name: Pablo
Age: 27
Sex: Man
Maritial Status: In a relationship
Nationality: Puerto Rican
Job/School: Shipping/ recieving
Hobbies: Sex...comics...sex...games...sex...and music (plus more sex)
Turn on: A staright forward woman who loves sex
Turn off: the word NO!
Favorite food(s): Cheese Steak
Favorite drink(s): Dr. Pepper man over here
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob, Pulp Fiction
Favorite TV show(s): TV sucks but if I must Family Guy
Favorite Actor&Actress: Fuck em, unless I like the movie/show
Favorte song(s): Nothing particular but a lot of Hip-hop and Beatles (odd huh?!?)
Favorite Band(s): Beatles, Alice in Chains, Aerosmith
Favorte Vehicle: SUV's BABY!!!!!!!
Favorite website: Wackbag (cheap plug, lol), moviepoopshoot.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Valby
Favorite O&A show: Vos Roast
Best line that you use from O&A: Elbow to the ribs
Worst O&A show you heard: Screech
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Lavern & Shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: Cindy Williams

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Doing it in a pool with my girls family around who didn't have a clue but basically anytime it done out the blue outside of the home ;)
Worst sexual experience: Teeth on a BJ!
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another woman to walk in that I want also
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) HER ON TOP so I can roam!!!!
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In the rain in a high place on a warm day
Most embarassing sexual moment: Farting
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: TALKER!
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Out to lunch on that one...I like women for too many reasons
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Hard nips, LOL!
Favorite porn star: Vanessa Del Rio

[BuffalOpie]

Name: Patrick
Age:23
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Close to engaged
Nationality: Irish/German
Job/School: Buffalo State/UPS
Hobbies: Sports, music, working out,....is drinking a hobbie?
Turn on:
Turn off:fat chicks with canckles
Favorite food(s): meatloaf, spaghetti, chicken finger subs
Favorite drink(s): Molson Canadian, Labatts, Pepsi
Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas
Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons
Favorite Actor&Actress: Chrisopher Walken, and that chick from The Girl Next Door
Favorte song(s): Yellow Ledbetter-Pearl Jam
Favorite Band(s): Pearl Jam
Favorte Vehicle: my piece of shit car
Favorite website: wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bruer
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard: Dustin Diamond
Most annoying guest on O&A: Mario Cantone
Best cringe moment on O&A:PAtti losing ehr wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 3 some with 2 total strangers...both wone
Worst sexual experience: first time...i had no idea
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:not humiliate myself
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)hmmmm
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:stairwell at a hotel
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: kinda quiet
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex: everything
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[NoSpinZone]

Name: Bryan
Age: 31
Sex:M
Maritial Status: have a girlfriend
Nationality: Irish, Hungarian, Polish
Job/School: Cellular Tech
Hobbies: O&A, gaming, music
Turn on: Eyes
Turn off: Stupidity
Favorite food(s): Italian, Mexican
Favorite drink(s): Guinness
Favorite movie(s): Full Metal Jacket, Godfather
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy
Favorite Actor&Actress: Al Pacino
Favorte song(s): Master of Puppets, Immigrant Song, Runnin' With The Devil
Favorite Band(s): old Metallica, Led Zep, Cradle of Filth
Favorte Vehicle: Dodge Ram SRT-10
Favorite website: http://www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A: OK Terrific, NICE
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Mario Cantone
Best cringe moment on O&A: SFS3

Favorite wackbagger(s): I am new, but Rob, Fofo...everyone
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: everybody
Favortie post whore: n/a
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Rob's Drill
Funniest wackbagger: all of you
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: I just use the default


And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Oral sex while driving
Worst sexual experience: Caught by mom
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggie style, missionary
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: the mall
Most embarassing sexual moment: again, caught by mom
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: a great smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: gorgeous eyes
Favorite porn star: they have names?
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[slap happy]

welcome and your AV rocks

[Carl Spackler]

Name: Steve
Age: 23
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Hungarian, Italian, Irish
Job/School: Firefighter
Hobbies: Computer Games
Turn on: sense of humor
Turn off: thinking shes hot shit
Favorite food(s): steak
Favorite drink(s): Guinness
Favorite movie(s): Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, The Shield, The Sopranos, Rescue Me
Favorite Actor&Actress: Tommy Lee Jones, Christopher Walken
Favorte song(s): Best Deceptions (DC)
Favorite Band(s): New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessional, Royal Crown Revue, Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Saves the Day
Favorte Vehicle: Ford F-350
Favorite website: wackbag.com, apechild.com, ebaumsworld.com, entensity.net, imdb.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: When Bruer did the commercial for the scooters
Best line that you use from O&A: I STINK
Worst O&A show you heard: Day 1 of XM
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patty
Best cringe moment on O&A: Drilldo

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: hot tub
Worst sexual experience: none
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: receiving oral
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): reverse cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: top of a firetruck (want)
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: pouting
What gets you about the oppisite sex: everything
Favorite porn star: Julia Ann

[armymad]

is it me are they are lot of male listeners

[ironcity]

Name: Dan
Age: 30
Sex:Male
Maritial Status: Same girl 7 years. She's a listener too
Nationality: Irish
Job/School: Actor (work on Monster House will be on in Dec.) Still waiting tables.
Hobbies: Martial Arts/Fitness/Pittsburgh Sports fan
Turn on: Open minded women
Turn off:Closed minded men
Favorite food(s): mexican, thai, buffalo wings, primanti's bros sandwiches
Favorite drink(s): Iron City Beer, jack on rocks, Guiness, Tanguery Martini's
Favorite movie(s): Gung Ho, Eternal Sunshine Spotless Mind
Favorite TV show(s): Monster House, All in the Family, Family Guy, Cheers
Favorite Actor&Actress: Mark Ruffalo(sp?) Meryl Streep
Favorte song(s): Land of Hopes and Dreams
Favorite Band(s): Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Favorte Vehicle: My old 93 Pontiac that I flooded
Favorite website: wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bruer
Favorite O&A show: not sure
Best line that you use from O&A: Yeeeech!!!
Worst O&A show you heard: I was a little disappointed in the first XM show
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Laverne & Shirly, Pathetic Mike, Old Frenchy
Best cringe moment on O&A: Cindi Williams

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Threesome
Worst sexual experience: Was with this girl who had a crunching vagina
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment: Couldn't get it up for a chick I didn't find attractive
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Everything
Favorite porn star: Don't watch much porn; just internet

[Gilligan]

Name: Rob
Age: 36
Sex:M
Maritial Status: M
Nationality: Mixed/US citizens for 5 generations/ Mostly German/Polish/Ukaranian/other European.
Job/School: Yes
Hobbies: Hunting, fishing, reading, posting to bb's, listening to O&A
Turn on: Intelligent conversation (and a hot female body in flagrant de-fucto - I hope my wife doesn't read this)
Turn off: People who think they are better than everyone else
Favorite food(s): Apple Pie
Favorite drink(s): Coca Cola and Beer (Not at the same time idiot)
Favorite movie(s): Lord of the Rings (the whole thing)
Favorite TV show(s): Used to be Star Trek, then ER, then The Job, now its Dennis Leary's firefighter show.
Favorite Actor: Don't have one, anyone who doesn't suck in a good movie
Favorite Actress: Any one that gets naked in a film (who isn't gross).
Favorte song(s): The Gambler by Kenny Rogers
Favorite Band(s): The Eagles, anything by Willie Nelson, Pearl Jam, Metallica, vintage Guns 'N Roses & other eclectic choices
Favorte Vehicle: Jeep Cherokee

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer
Favorite O&A show: Anthony's Multiple Personality Show (Don't know real title) when he was doing so many voices at once that he began sweating. He was talking to the caller and himself and answering himself using different voices and Opie just egged it on. Hilarious.
Best line that you use from O&A: Been here 7 years, the medication doesn't work anymore... and OK Terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: The one after the St. Pat's thing, so sad
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Laverne and Shirley (kill them someone please)
Best/worst cringe moment on O&A: Loved the Stephen Lynch song "Special Olympics" till karma got me back and one of my sons was born blind. Now I've gotta live with that.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: First BJ from the woman who is now my wife
Worst sexual experience: The stench from the girl I met through an online dating service. Never again.... shudder.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Getting a BJ where I have mind blowing close to multiple orgasms as I can get as a guy.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) : all of them except side to side, or any one where my dick is bent the wrong way
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:Craziest place I've ever done it is in a car at the end of a road near the beach. (Not so crazy I guess)
Most embarassing sexual moment: (ooops, where'd the condom go?) let me pull that outta there for ya...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner, but only if I wanna
What gets you about the opposite sex: What gets me pissed off is when they say they love you and then proceed to withold sex from you because they're not in the mood. (OR from pre-marriage days, girls who don't know a good thing when they see it and insist on trying for the bad boys when theres a good guy right in front of them)
Favorite porn star: Ron Jeremy, hell, if that guy can get laid, anyone can, that fat hairy pig. Oh you meant female!!! They're interchangeable. Any one that isn't obviously faking her orgasms.

[Greentimber]

Age:23
Sex:M
Marital Status: Married Last Week
Nationality: US
Job/School: Purchasing Agent
Hobbies: Hunting, Fishing
Turn on: Eyes
Turn off: Stinky poon
Favorite food(s): Steak
Favorite drink(s): Jaeger
Favorite movie(s): Caddyshack, Animal House, Jeremiah Johnson, Blazing Saddles


Favorite TV show(s): Southpark, Rescue Me, Nip Tuck, Outdoor Channel
Favorite Actor&Actress: Hugh Grant---He’s Dreamy
Favorite song(s): Changes way to often
Favorite Band(s): Van Halen, Faith No More, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Label Society

Favorte Vehicle: My Red 2003 GMC Z71
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show:Man that’s friggin impossible to answer

Best line that you use from O&A: “Nice Head Deek” from Breuer
Worst O&A show you heard: Sex 4 Sam 3 it was the end of the show
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Lavern and Shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: Satan’s Sideshow

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: All of my Honeymoon
Worst sexual experience: Fingering a chick on the rag in Fayetteville, AR
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Rusty trombone
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Front seat of a Suburban while buddy was passed out in the back
Most embarrassing sexual moment: Stepped on a girls foot and bloodied it “Damn you Dock Martins” while trying to have sex
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Nice Legs and Ass, Mannerisms

What gets you about the opposite sex: Eyes
Favorite porn star: Kay Parker in Taboo
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[armymad]

some thing for the new members

[reefdweller]

Name: Tony
Age: 33
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: American, Italian
Job/School: Remains to be seen...?
Hobbies: Trying to create actual size map of the United States
Turn on: Women in leather trenchcoats and high heel shoes, oh and vaginas.
Turn off: People who don't know how to drive.
Favorite food(s): Steak, Ribs, Wings, Shrimp, Chicken Marsala, Pizza
Favorite drink(s): Whisky on the rocks, Rum and coke.
Favorite movie(s): Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas...
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld, Family Guy, Cheers, Simpsons, Conan, Dead Like Me
Favorite Actor&Actress: Bill Murray, Famke Janssen
Favorte song(s): "Put The Fucking Lotion In The Basket"
Favorite Band(s): White Stripes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Police, Radiohead, The Cure, Guns and Roses
Favorte Vehicle: Jeep Liberty
Favorite website: http://www.osirusonline.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: The show featuing the staple gun bit
Best line that you use from O&A: Calling people "STUPID!!"
Worst O&A show you heard: SFS3 and the aftermath show
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Removing Stalker Patti's wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Fucking the bosses daughter right after he got through yelling at me. + All the passionate fucking me and my girl do.
Worst sexual experience: Toothy blowjobs
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: More chicks the merrier.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggie...
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I'd like to do it in the middle of the trading floor of the New York Stock Exhange...(while in session.....Let's do it baby!!!)
Most embarassing sexual moment: none
Are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I'm pretty much silent.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Their vocal chords work.
Favorite porn star: Aurora Snow, Belladonna, Jenna Haze, Gauge, Lauren Phoenix, Inari Vachs, Jessica Drake...

[Cunt]

Name:Amy
Age:21
Sex:F
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: American Mut
Job/School: Operations Agent @ DHL
Hobbies: anything involved with cock
Turn on: Touching
Turn off: Smoking
Favorite food(s): Chicken Wings, Pasta, and Shrimp
Favorite drink(s): Pina Colada
Favorite movie(s): Blues Brothers
Favorite TV show(s): Friends, Seinfeld
Favorite Actor&Actress: Trey Parker & Matt Stone. Jennifer Anniston
Favorte song(s): Cunt
Favorite Band(s): Thursday, Eminem (not a band I know)
Favorte Vehicle: Mini Cooper
Favorite website: http://www.osirusonline.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show: 55 Gallon Drum
Best line that you use from O&A: Love ya Op, Love ya Ant.
Worst O&A show you heard: None on us.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Whenever Opie gets that evil look in his eye.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Every time I fuck my man.
Worst sexual experience: Is there such thing?
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: uhhh cock in pussy?
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I've done it on the side of my house, I'd want to do it at Yankee Stadium
Most embarassing sexual moment: None.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moan baby moan
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: a smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: How cuddly they are
Favorite porn star: Hosp
For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow

[Cunt]

Best line that you use from O&A: "Do you really think I care about your life?"


not funny!!! :action-sm

[KneeKnee]

Name: Anthony
Age: 29
Sex:M
Maritial Status: not married
Nationality: Italian
Job/School: work and school
Hobbies: video games, toys, music
Turn on: good sence of humor (cringe humor)
Turn off: people who dont get it
Favorite food(s): Artichoke
Favorite drink(s): Sobe
Favorite movie(s): The Crow, Goodfellas, LOTR, spaceballs
Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons, futurama, married w/ children MXC!
Favorite Actor&Actress: Dont really give a crap about them, I do like Nick Cage though
Favorte song(s): "Black, Rearviewmirror" Pearl Jam, "World so Cold" Mudvayne, "Getting away w/ Murder" Papa Roach
Favorite Band(s): Pearl Jam, Linkin Park, Mudvayne, Papa Roach
Favorte Vehicle: 1962 Ferrari 250 gto
Favorite website: love wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Reagan or Otto and George
Favorite O&A show: This weeks Tony Danza Attack
Best line that you use from O&A: "Awful, I stink, she spilled my____"
Worst O&A show you heard: cant rememember, a lot of the XM first week stuff was crap.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Twatto
Best cringe moment on O&A: When they talked to the chick who was Laverne or Shirley and she admitted that she was nothing now.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Rusty Trombone
Worst sexual experience: Ladies, if you think you are going to get lucky one night, please make sure that it hasnt been a week since you shaved your legs...YEACH
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Never had someone swallow
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Standing next to bed while she is on her back w/ legs in the air (whats that called?)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Sothern State Pkw
Most embarassing sexual moment: I was gettin oral treats from my GF when her mom knocked on the door. I grabbed the covers and covered myself and pretneded to be sleeping...Too bad I pulled the covers too high and my jeans were around my ankles poking out...Not funny
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Little moanin, little talking
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Trying to be sexy...even if they have no idea how to be sexy..thats cute
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Asses and faces...
Favorite porn star: Anetta Keys
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[LilJimmyRbinson]

Name: Greg P
Age: 24
Sex:M
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: Italian
Job/School: accounting
Hobbies: movies, music, scuba, normal stuff
Turn on: being funny, outgoing
Turn off: smoking
Favorite food(s): stuff i cook
Favorite drink(s): The Captain and microbrews (not together)
Favorite movie(s): where do i begin? kevin smith, supertroopers, pulp fiction, office space, matrix (just 1), LOTR
Favorite TV show(s): monster house, pimp my ride, SC, good eats
Favorite Actor&Actress: i don't like Jim Carrey or Drew Barrymore, everyone else is interchangable
Favorte song(s): right now it's Running Blind
Favorite Band(s): Hoobastank, Gosdmack, LP, Tool, Metallica, etc
Favorte Vehicle: not mine....I want a WRX
Favorite website: Too many to mention

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Dustin Diamond :)... actually I like when they have WWE people.
Favorite O&A show: 55 gallon drum challange
Best line that you use from O&A: Norton's ICK!
Worst O&A show you heard: 10/4/04 - by default
Most annoying guest on O&A: lady di
Best cringe moment on O&A: hasbeen corner, "take the wig!", poker chips

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: when i fucked my friend's stripper friend
Worst sexual experience: the meat grinder BJ
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: her to consent (sorry, tried to be like Norton) - actually like most guys I just want 2 girls.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Fenway Park so i can blow a load on the BoSux bench.
Most embarassing sexual moment: none
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: smiles and cuddling
What gets you about the oppisite sex: i love girls in glasses, and i'm a boob man
Favorite porn star: the British one (i'm bad with names)
For the chicks (spit or swallow):[/QUOTE]

[demonseed]

Name: Jay
Age:30
Sex:M
Maritial Status: I have a girlfriend.
Nationality: Italian and Austrian
Job/School: Telecom management
Hobbies: Skydiving, swimming, working out,reading
Turn on: It depends
Turn off:feet
Favorite food(s): Steak
Favorite drink(s): captain morgan and ginger ale
Favorite movie(s): The doors
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld and West Wing and 30 minute meals(just to look at rachel ray)
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actor - Edward Norton , Actress- Charlize Theron
Favorte song(s): The End- The Doors
Favorite Band(s): The Doors
Favorte Vehicle: BMW 745
Favorite website:wackbag of course.

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Steve-o
Favorite O&A show: homeless shopping spree 1
Best line that you use from O&A: your a good egg.
Worst O&A show you heard: the last one on wnew.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Dice
Best cringe moment on O&A: Tony Danza crank calls, telling the lady, Joan to suck on his bone.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 2 girls and me, February 2002.
Worst sexual experience: drunk and going down on a girl on the rag.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I will get back to ya on that
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) reverse cowgirl.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: in the studio for a myfi.
Most embarassing sexual moment: First time I had sex, as soon as put the condom on and put it in, I came.. I was way over-excited.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner and talker.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:I love green eyes on a girl. and certain perfumes.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes and ass.
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[GregFromBloomfield]

Name: Hoo Hoo
Age: 25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Cracker
Job/School: Nah & Nah
Hobbies: Selling on eBay
Turn on: Blonde Chicks
Turn off: Golfer Chicks
Favorite food(s): Italian
Favorite drink(s): Champagne
Favorite movie(s): Chevy Chase Movies
Favorite TV show(s): Well the only one i've been watching is Family Bonds
Favorite Actor&Actress: Chevy Chase
Favorte song(s): See Favorite Bands
Favorite Band(s): Marilyn Manson
Favorte Vehicle: Lambroghini Gallardo
Favorite website: http://www.ebay.com, http://www.livingdeaddolls.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: None yet.
Favorite O&A show: November 1st 2004 Show
Best line that you use from O&A: Balloon Knot Robin, Hoo Hoo Hoo
Worst O&A show you heard: None yet.
Most annoying guest on O&A: n/a
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker Chips

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: my 1st and only 3 some
Worst sexual experience: none
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Paris Hilton walks in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: n/a
Most embarassing sexual moment: none
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: MmMm Suck It You Lil' Whore!
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: donno
What gets you about the oppisite sex: nice ass
Favorite porn star: Julie http://www.juliesxxx.com, what a came show!
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[al885]

Name: Al
Age: 19
Sex:M
Maritial Status: have a chick
Nationality: white
Job/School: shit job boring tech school
Hobbies: computers, guitar, music
Turn on: i dont know
Turn off: cant think of any
Favorite food(s): chicken wings
Favorite drink(s): coca cola
Favorite movie(s): platoon, goodfellas.... see O&A recommended viewing list
Favorite TV show(s): seinfeld, family guy, tough crowd
Favorite Actor&Actress: deniro, stallone, pesci
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s): opeth, morbid angel
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website: wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: club soda kenny
Favorite O&A show: hard to pick
Best line that you use from O&A: Torture, its torture
Worst O&A show you heard: carlos mencia or pablo franciso shows
Most annoying guest on O&A: see above
Best cringe moment on O&A: no santa

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: mostly all of them
Worst sexual experience: the first awkward time
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: bent my chick over the sink while my dad was sleeping upstairs
Most embarassing sexual moment: holding in a fart
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: quiet
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex: ass
Favorite porn star: brook balentyne
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Blaxicab]

Name:Amy
Age:21
Sex:F
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: American Mut
Job/School: Operations Agent @ DHL
Hobbies: anything involved with cock
Turn on: Touching
Turn off: Smoking
Favorite food(s): Chicken Wings, Pasta, and Shrimp
Favorite drink(s): Pina Colada
Favorite movie(s): Blues Brothers
Favorite TV show(s): Friends, Seinfeld
Favorite Actor&Actress: Trey Parker & Matt Stone. Jennifer Anniston
Favorte song(s): Cunt
Favorite Band(s): Thursday, Eminem (not a band I know)
Favorte Vehicle: Mini Cooper
Favorite website: http://www.osirusonline.com (http://www.osirusonline.com/)

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show: 55 Gallon Drum
Best line that you use from O&A: Love ya Op, Love ya Ant.
Worst O&A show you heard: None on us.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Whenever Opie gets that evil look in his eye.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Every time I fuck my man.
Worst sexual experience: Is there such thing?
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: uhhh cock in pussy?
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I've done it on the side of my house, I'd want to do it at Yankee Stadium
Most embarassing sexual moment: None.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moan baby moan
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: a smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: How cuddly they are
Favorite porn star: Hosp
For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow
Hmm, so you single or no? Cause I see a reference to "my man." :)

[Cunt]

I am not married but I do have a boyfriend.

[GregFromBloomfield]

Turn off: Golfer's w/ my Blonde Chicks

Donno why but it got cut off so i'm correcting it.

[Juanfartez]

Name: Bill
Age:31
Sex:M
Maritial Status: married
Nationality: woo woo indian not dot head
Job/School: Fuel truck driver
Hobbies: my new stingray chopper bike
Turn on: my wife
Turn off: my mother in law
Favorite food(s): Cows, Pigs, Chickens, Fish
Favorite drink(s): do the DEW they don't make mellow yellow any more:icon_cry:
Favorite movie(s): is Mel gibson in it?
Favorite TV show(s): Tv sucks ass
Favorite Actor&Actress: Mel gibson, Kevin Costner,
Favorte song(s): the internet is for porn!
Favorite Band(s): Collective soul... old buds
Favorte Vehicle: 2003 Kenworth300
Favorite website: Wackbag and http://www.schwinnstingray.com/

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Vosh
Favorite O&A show: Is it on now? COOL!
Best line that you use from O&A: Your mom's box
Worst O&A show you heard: sfs3
Most annoying guest on O&A: paul mercurio
Best cringe moment on O&A: TAKE THE WIG!!

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 3some:icon_mrgr
Worst sexual experience: she crossed her legs and crushed my nuts:icon_eek:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: a midget chick on a unicycle would ride in saying "Give me the drill!"
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) as long as it don't crush my nuts
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: can't tell you
Most embarassing sexual moment: mother in law fucking her self with a vibe and her bedroom door open:puke:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: a little of everything
What gets you about the oppisite sex: what the hell is with all the shopping?:icon_roll
Favorite porn star: Christy Canyon:icon_wink

[Cactus Arms]

Name: John
Age:33
Sex:M
Maritial Status: depends on what state im in
Nationality: uuhhh viet-golfer
Job/School: Paving
Hobbies: Hockey, Diving (muffs, and scuba), racing
Turn on: up on the switch
Turn off: down on the switch
Favorite food(s):
Favorite drink(s):
Favorite movie(s): clockwork orange, blazing saddles, old school, godfathers
Favorite TV show(s): real sex
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jenna
Favorte song(s): One
Favorite Band(s): Mettalica
Favorte Vehicle: my vette
Favorite website: duh wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: (new) John Valby show (Old) Any time opie broke a pati gift
Best line that you use from O&A: I stink
Worst O&A show you heard: pablo
Most annoying guest on O&A: pablo
Best cringe moment on O&A: ripping the book apart last time

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 3 drunk stoned girls and me
Worst sexual experience: Uncle Jimmy
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: a girl to show up
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)face down ass up
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:on the weight bench of a health club while open
Most embarassing sexual moment: blasting one on her forehead while 69ing
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: shhhh
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex: bubble asses and deep throats
Favorite porn star: Paris Hilton
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[NightStalker3]

Name: Tony S
Age: 30
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married with a bun in the oven
Nationality: Spic
Job/School: desktop support
Hobbies: computers and gaming, music, graphic arts,
Turn on: hot chicks with baseball caps
Turn off: messed up teeth
Favorite food(s): tamales, beans, rice
Favorite drink(s): pepsi
Favorite movie(s): Full Metal Jacket, Eastwood films,O&A recommended viewing list
Favorite TV show(s): tough crowd, CSI, Insomniac
Favorite Actor&Actress: Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie
Favorte song(s): Fade to Black
Favorite Band(s): Metallica, The Beatles
Favorte Vehicle: 1970 GTO
Favorite website: wackbag.com, redclouds.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Midget Vos
Favorite O&A show: Homeless Shopping Spree
Best line that you use from O&A: I stink
Worst O&A show you heard: Pablo F.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Pablo F.
Best cringe moment on O&A: "Take the Wig!"

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: screwing a german teen in a moving train(army days)
Worst sexual experience: getting walked in by a chicks seperated husband moments after fucking the hell out of her. Wrestling the guy naked till he pusses out and runs off(she called cops)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Have a random super model type pop out and join in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Had sex in the tree in the front of my old apt in Georgia.
Most embarassing sexual moment: "Um, not the hole baby."
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker, "Take it bitch!"
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: playful smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: great lips, both top and bottom
Favorite porn star: Juli Ashton
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Bach]

Why do some of these responses have a section about Wackbaggers and others don't? How about one standard template for this?

[Hudson]

ach no template?

[Hoagie]

Why do some of these responses have a section about Wackbaggers and others don't? How about one standard template for this?Some people choose to include the Wackbag part and some don't. People can feel free to choose what they want to share. No one ever said they had to answer every question. It's not an interrogation.

[PrncssNikki]

Yeah, some people are new and they don't know many wackbaggers, so I'd understand why they wouldn't include that part.

Though, it is cool the new posters are filling this out. You learn more about them. I'm glad this thread is still alive.

[sickstringer]

Name: Don
Age: 26
Sex:M
Maritial Status: in a relationship
Nationality: caucasian
Job/School: retail rx manager
Hobbies: guitar, roller hockey, computer, music
Turn on: killer sense of humor, engaging eyes, soft lips
Turn off: girls that talk too much, hairy chicks
Favorite food(s): mahi, chicken parm
Favorite drink(s): jager, arizona green tea
Favorite movie(s): Road to Perdition, Fight Club, Seven
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, The Daily Show
Favorite Actor&Actress: Tom Hanks
Favorte song(s): Eulogy, Old, War Ensemble
Favorite Band(s): Machine Head, TooL, U2
Favorte Vehicle: NSX
Favorite website: collegehumor.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: Dead monkey blowjob
Best line that you use from O&A: Awful!
Worst O&A show you heard: Pablo F.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Bernie Goetz (fascinating but annoying)
Best cringe moment on O&A: poker chips

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: this one time I did X...
Worst sexual experience: this one chick I had no chemistry with, just awkward
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: get paid for it
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) her on her back legs straight up in the air
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: in a park in broad daylight
Most embarassing sexual moment: ooops I farted...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: a little of each
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: playful touch
What gets you about the oppisite sex: nice ass, sexy eyes
Favorite porn star: n/a
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Hudson]

Guys I really don't remember ever filling one of these nifty thingys out, but if I have to type that entire thing out you are totally on crack!

[Butt Nugget]

All I know is that it seems I am the dinosaur of this group.

[Hudson]

me too

[mascan42]

Name: Matt
Age: 31
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: An awful mix of Italian, Irish, German & Swedish
Job/School: Office Equipment Repair
Hobbies: music, movies
Turn on: redheads
Turn off: no sense of humor
Favorite food(s): anything Italian and/or spicy
Favorite drink(s): White Russian
Favorite movie(s): Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, Glengarry Glen Ross, Once Upon a Time in the West
Favorite TV show(s): 24, Alias
Favorite Actor&Actress: George Clooney, Nicole Kidman
Favorite song(s): too many to mention
Favorite Band(s): White Stripes, Oasis, U2
Favorte Vehicle: 1968 Mustang fastback (as seen in Bullitt)
Favorite website: Wackbag (duh!)

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer (damn you Sirius, let him back on the show!)
Favorite O&A show: August 9, 2002 (one of the best overall shows ever)
Best line that you use from O&A: You stink!
Worst O&A show you heard: Dustin Diamond
Most annoying guest on O&A: Pablo Francisco
Best cringe moment on O&A: Antoinette (Hello?)

[JhaxShucksChock]

Name: Brian
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Single for the foreseeable future
Nationality: I'm a mutt, but mostly Irish
Job/School: Attorney (I hate writing that)
Hobbies: I like ... stuff
Turn on: boobies
Turn off: herking and jerking (sorry Ben)
Favorite food(s): steak
Favorite drink(s): non-booze - water, booze - Ketel One straight up
Favorite movie(s): Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Old School
Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons, Law & Order, Sportscenter, anything poker
Favorite Actor&Actress: Kevin Spacey, Salma Hayek
Favorte song(s): Glory Days
Favorite Band(s): Springsteen, Petty, moe., Warren Zevon, Better than Ezra, John Cunningham
Favorte Vehicle: no car in NYC
Favorite website: sportsguy.net, wackbag, imdb.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer
Favorite O&A show: first Homeless Shopping Spree because I grew up right by Short Hills Mall
Best line that you use from O&A: "Ok, terrific"
Worst O&A show you heard: I was very happy to hear it, but that first show on XM stunk
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Laverne & Shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: come on, can anything beat "Take the Wig!"

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): I like me
Favortie post whore: who knows
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: FANDICK
Funniest wackbagger: we're all a bunch of silly geese
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: never used

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: can't pick just one
Worst sexual experience: I blacked out this one time and came to while walking home with this thing, don't know where I met her but I was too drunk to stop it
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: ??
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: my office
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: there's a certain look a woman can give that I really can't explain
What gets you about the oppisite sex: lower back tattoos
Favorite porn star: probably Briana Banks
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[mc dice]

Name: Dice
Age: 23
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Maltese & Italian
Job/School: Nightclub MC
Hobbies: Sleep
Turn on: Intelligence and looks are a plus. As long as you don't have to personality of a tree stump you got a good chance. I give everyone an opportunity.
Turn off: No intelligence or any common sense. You do me dirty and its a problem. I can put up with an awful lot.
Favorite food(s): Hot Pockets
Favorite drink(s): Cherry Coke
Favorite movie(s): The Crow & Ford Fairlane
Favorite TV show(s): The Club
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jason Statham & Eva Mendes
Favorte song(s): The Dice Nog Train (http://wearextreme.com/train.mp3)
Favorite Band(s): Lamb Of God, Limp bizkit, Linkin Park
Favorte Vehicle: Anything but mine
Favorite website: WeAreXtreme.com (http://wearextreme.com) (I can't help it I'm a whore like Norton)

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Egg Nog Challenge :cough:
Best line that you use from O&A: I Stink
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: The poker chips got to me

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: My ex bent over the hood of my car
Worst sexual experience: Blacking out during sex in the back of my car ... she kept going
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I'm going to agree with CUNT "cock in pussy"
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggie style & any position in the shower
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: On a couch in a nightclub in Island Park
Most embarassing sexual moment: I got nothin
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Depends
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Depends
What gets you about the oppisite sex: See Above
Favorite porn star: Eve Navarro
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[NUGHUFFER]

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Maritial Status:
Nationality:
Job/School:
Hobbies:
Turn on:
Turn off:
Favorite food(s):
Favorite drink(s):
Favorite movie(s):
Favorite TV show(s):
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s):
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website:


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A:
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s):
Favortie post whore:
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:
Funniest wackbagger:
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want):
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex:
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[NUGHUFFER]

Just Copy And Paste And There U Go It's That Easy!

[stealingsinatra]

Name: Jeff
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Italian and Irish
Job/School: Trainer / Recruiter
Hobbies: Sex, Golf, and Video Games (in that order)
Turn on: Women who like me
Turn off: Women who don't
Favorite food(s): pasta and corned beef
Favorite drink(s): loving those Irish beers, scotch after work
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Goodfelllas, Boondock Saints, BASEketball
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, ATHF, Chappelle's show
Favorite Actor&Actress: DeNiro and Pacino
Favorte song(s): Too many to list
Favorite Band(s): Blink-182, Dropkick Murphys, mighty mighty bosstones, Dead and of course FAS
Favorte Vehicle: 1967 Ford GT 500E Fastback
Favorite website: newyorkrangers.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: (NEW) Shannon Mullen (sexpert) (Old) Bob Murphy and Harry Carey
Best line that you use from O&A: "I STINK" Thanks, Jimmy
Worst O&A show you heard: fucking Pablo!!!
Most annoying guest on O&A: fucking Lady (DIE)!!!!
Best cringe moment on O&A: the Rock questions sick boy about his website, Sarah Jessica does listen to the show

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: sex with my ex gf on the beach in Cancun
Worst sexual experience: definately the first time
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: please stop calling the cops
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): definately like it when she's on top, but doggy's my favorite
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment: the two times the condom broke
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends on the situation and the girl
What makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: A smile from across the room, deep dark eyes, and the way a woman looks in jeans and t-shirt (I have no idea why, but I LOVE it.)
What gets you about the opposite sex: belly piercings and long brown hair
Favorite porn star: Mercedes

[NUGHUFFER]

Name: MIKE
Age: 25
Sex: m
Maritial Status: ENGAGED
Nationality: IRISH BITCH!
Job/School: PROFESSIONAL VEGITABLE
Hobbies: PHOTOSHOP, DRUMS/GUTAR, CATCHIN SUM SHOWZ
Turn on: JUST TURN KNOB
Turn off: TURN KNOB OTHER WAY
Favorite food(s): IRISH FOOD DUH
Favorite drink(s): GUINESS NO DOUBT (SMILE JUICE)
Favorite movie(s): GOODFELLAS, MALLRATS, FIGHT CLUB, USUAL SUSPECTS, UP IN SMOKE..... U KNOW THE GOOD SHIT
Favorite TV show(s): SOUTH PARK, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS. EH DONT REALLY WATCH TV THOUGH.
Favorite Actor&Actress: BRAD PITT, KIRSTEN DUNST (SHE'S HOT)
Favorte song(s): "SAVE THE ROBOTS" BY THE DISCO BISCUITS OOOH YEAH!
Favorite Band(s): PHISH, THE DEAD, BISCO , KELLER WILLIAMS, ZAPPA, PERPETUAL GROOVE
Favorte Vehicle: MINE, IT'S GOT A TV.
Favorite website: WACKBAG, BISCORADIO.COM


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A: "ALLEGEDLY!"
Worst O&A show you heard: JAN 7 05' UNCLE TEDDY BLEECH
Most annoying guest on O&A: LADY DIE
Best cringe moment on O&A: THE POKER CHIP ONE WAS GREAT

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): BACH, JOEY DVD, CAGE....THEY ALL HELP MY DUMB ASS OUT
Favortie post whore: ME
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: NOT SURE WHO BUT THE DEAD KITTEN WITH SIGN THAT SAYS "FREE KITTEN" HORRIBLE
Funniest wackbagger: ALL OF EM'
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: ORANGE

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: ONE TIME UNDER THIS PORCH......
Worst sexual experience: HAVE SEX WITH THIS HEROIN ADDICT WHILE FUCKED UP.......CAN U SAY DRRRRYYYYY OUCH.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: SHE SAY'S WHAT A BIG MULE I HAVE THAT'D BE NICE
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): IT'S ALL GOOD I GUESS
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I HAD SEX IN THE STAIRWELL OF A CHURCH AND NO NOT FOR SEX FOR SAM.
Most embarassing sexual moment: DAD WALKIN IN WHILE CHICK WILDLY RIDES MY MULE.....KINDA FUNNY NOW THAT I THINK OF IT.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: DEPENDS HOW SOBER I AM
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: IF A CHICK DOES THE OVER THE SHOULDER GLANCE RIGHT I'LL EASILY LEAK CLEAR STUFF IMMEDIATELY
What gets you about the oppisite sex: PROBABLY THE VAGINA....YUP VAGINA
Favorite porn star: COMMON BUT JENNA JAMESON
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[KIRK]

Name: Kirk
Age:18
Sex:M
Maritial Status: girlfriend
Nationality: white
Job/School: Wal-Mart/USI
Hobbies: Hockey, baseball, football, and paintball
Turn on: boobies
Turn off:ugly chicks
Favorite food(s): pizza, tacos, and chicken
Favorite drink(s): dr. pepper(non alcholic) vodka and hawian punch (alcholic)
Favorite movie(s): billy maddison, out cold, dumb and dumber, super troopers
Favorite TV show(s): sports center
Favorite Actor&Actress: adam sandler & some chick in a porn (cant remember her name)
Favorte song(s):Fade To Black, Smells Like Teen Spirit
Favorite Band(s): Metallica, Nirvana, Korn
Favorte Vehicle: The new mustang
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Tommy Chong
Favorite O&A show: too many to name a favorite
Best line that you use from O&A:larry the cable guy-im as frustrated as a legless etheopian watching a donut rolling down a hill
Worst O&A show you heard: cant think of one
Most annoying guest on O&A: the sexpert lady
Best cringe moment on O&A:lady di wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: in a school during a winter dance up in the weightroom
Worst sexual experience: when i did a fat chick (i was drunk and i remember every detail)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: 3 ladies in the bed with me
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) girl on top and backwards cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:did it in a movie theatre
Most embarassing sexual moment: when my ex caught me with another chick
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when girls lick my nipples
What gets you about the oppisite sex: ???
Favorite porn star: paris hilton
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[FishinForBabies]

Name: Alex
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: American, motherfucker!!
Job/School: terrorizing the american interstates in a 2005 freightliner columbia
Hobbies: model railroading and fishkeeping. yeah, i am a loser
Turn on: chicks with curly hair and glasses
Turn off: skinny chicks where you can see bones and shit...they belong in ethiopia, not america
Favorite food(s): anything with barbecue sauce
Favorite drink(s): Dr Pepper
Favorite movie(s): the abyss, Aliens, the 5th element, jaws.
Favorite TV show(s): futurama, american chopper, in a fix(hot chicks with power tools....*drool*
Favorite Actor&Actress: dont really have one...
Favorte song(s): too many to list
Favorite Band(s): ICP, Johnny Cash, David allen Coe, the old metallica, Hank williams senior and hank the third...(Jr sucks)
Favorte Vehicle: Hummer H1
Favorite website: www.railroadforum.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Ted Nuget
Favorite O&A show: the show we cant talk about
Best line that you use from O&A: horrendous
Worst O&A show you heard: the bernie goetz show
Most annoying guest on O&A: bernie goetz
Best cringe moment on O&A: lil connor

And now to sexual stuff
still a virgin,so we'll talk masturbation.
Best sexual experience: water jets in the jacuzzi tub
Worst sexual experience: getting a leg cramp while wacking it
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: i just want sex to happen
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) any
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: while driving, in a curch bathroom
Most embarassing sexual moment: getting walked in on by my dad
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: huh?
What gets you about the oppisite sex: everything
Favorite porn star: none
For the chicks (spit or swallow):n/a

[AJellyDonut]

Name: Tom
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Marital Status: No
Nationality: German/Italian
Job/School: Medical Editor
Hobbies: Guitar, Video Games
Turn on: Aidalynn
Turn off: Silicone
Favorite food(s): Italian/Seafood
Favorite drink(s): Quik
Favorite movie(s): Godfather 1 and 2
Favorite TV show(s): Discovery Channels
Favorite Actor&Actress: Deniro
Favorte song(s): Outkast-B.O.B.
Favorite Band(s): Iron Maiden, RHCP
Favorte Vehicle: Infiniti G35 Coupe
Favorite website: :rolleyes:

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Teens
Favorite O&A show: Homeless Shopping 1
Best line that you use from O&A: What are we going to do about this?
Worst O&A show you heard: Newspaper Days
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ted Nugent
Best cringe moment on O&A: My Gift Stinks

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: The Last 4 Years
Worst sexual experience: The First One
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Stupid Question
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) All
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:Mini Golf Course
Most embarassing sexual moment: Almost Falling Out My Window
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: .......... OK Terrific
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The Drama
Favorite porn star: Exotic Ones

[khemystri]

Name: Khemystri
Age: 27
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: White
Job/School: Civil Draftsman
Hobbies: 3D Animation, Hip-hop
Turn on: Lips
Turn off: The word "NO"
Favorite food(s): Shrimp
Favorite drink(s): Red Bull
Favorite movie(s): Joe Vs Volcano, Run Lola Run
Favorite TV show(s): Viva La Bam
Favorite Actor&Actress: Christopher Walken
Favorte song(s): De La Soul - Fallin'
Favorite Band(s): De La Soul, Tool
Favorte Vehicle: Old Van
Favorite website: www.knapadome.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: Norton Roast
Best line that you use from O&A: OK Terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: Speed reading Berg
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Pattys wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Being watched
Worst sexual experience: Being Watched
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: another chick
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: backyard
Most embarassing sexual moment: N/A
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner/talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ???
What gets you about the oppisite sex: ???
Favorite porn star: Krystal Steal, Gina Lynn, Sophie Moone
For the chicks (spit or swallow):[/QUOTE]

[opack fan]

Name: Mariann
Age:35
Sex:Female
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Italian/Jewish
Job/School: Exotic Car Leasing Exec.
Hobbies: O&A!!!,working out, mountain biking,and shopping (I know...shocking!!)
Turn on: sense of humor
Turn off: arrogence
Favorite food(s): mom's meatloaf and mashed "butatoes", chopped salads,and mickey d's french fries.... yummy!!!!
Favorite drink(s): poland spring, harp's w/lime juice and a "justin vineyards merlot/cab mix
Favorite movie(s): A Bronx Tale, Man on fire, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Caddyshack
Favorite TV show(s): Vegas, Honeymooners, The Odd Couple, Sothpark, SNL, Will & Grace
Favorite Actor&Actress: DeNiro,Palmetari and Walken are gods to me!!!!
Favorte song(s): Hmmmmmmm....That's a tough one!!!
Favorite Band(s): Life long fan of the band LIVE, but also love Stained, Lost Prophets, Sevendust, Marvin Gaye, so many more!!!
Favorte Vehicle: Mine.... BMW 330 Convertible!!!
Favorite website: wackbag.com and oavirus.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer & Mario Cantone
Favorite O&A show: Impossible to pick one!!!
Best line that you use from O&A: OK Terrific!!! (At least once a day!) and "The Big Yellow One's The Sun"
Worst O&A show you heard: The last one at NEW
Most annoying guest on O&A: The retarted laverne and shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: Classic: Antonette/ Recent: Poker Chips

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: The night I got engaged
Worst sexual experience: ?
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: climaxing at the same time!!!
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): reverse cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: womens bathroom at the fountain blue in miami
Most embarassing sexual moment: my man falling passing out from too much alcohol...wait thats his most embarassing moment..ooppsss!
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: eyes and making me laugh
What gets you about the oppisite sex: see above
Favorite porn star: never watch the stuff....really!!!
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[zagman76]

Name: Matt
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single (any ladies interested... :icon_wink )
Nationality: American / Jewish
Job: IT Support for a national company
Hobbies: computers, O&A, reading
Turn on: Eyes, Smile, Intelligence
Turn off: Stupidity, Ignorance
Favorite movie(s): Too many to list
Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons, all CSIs, many more
Favorite Band(s): Phish, Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, many more
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com (http://www.wackbag.com)

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: too many to list
Best line that you use from O&A: "Ok Terriffic"
Best cringe moment on O&A: "Hey Kathleen, put your God Damn Clothes Back ON!"

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Banging my GF (at the time) during thanksgiving when the whole family was in the other room.
Worst sexual experience: getting toothy-head from a girl who said she was good, but it turns out it was her first time.
Most embarassing sexual moment: popping after 3 strokes
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: half way between moaner and silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: if a girl can be "cutsey" at times but not all the time
What gets you about the oppisite sex: sexy eyes that can level you with one look
Favorite porn star: Seymore Butts & Shane

[opack fan]

Holy S!!!!

I was in such a rush I left out my all time favorite comic of our lifetime.....Brian Regan!!!! I'm such a zilch!!!! :yuck2:

O&A and Lil' Jimmy Forever..... Spread the Virus!!!!

[WhackFlash]

Name: John
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Living with a chick….4 years
Nationality: Honky
Job/School: Elementary School Teacher, DJ/Entertainer
Hobbies: Record Collecting, Computers, Skiing, Guitar…
Turn on: My gf’s new panties
Turn off: Ocular damage.
Favorite food(s): Chinese
Favorite drink(s): Corona, Magic Hat
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Out of Sight, Hero, Ghostbusters, It’s A Wonderful Life
Favorite TV show(s): Arrested Development, House, Simpsons, SNL
Favorite Actor&Actress: Johnny Depp, whatever chick is hot at the moment
Favorte song(s): Rosalita – Springsteen, Try A Little Tenderness (Live @ Monterey) - Otis Redding
Favorite Band(s): Steely Dan, The Jayhawks, Van Halen, Crash Test Dummies, Steve Poltz
Favorte Vehicle: 86 Subaru GL (with rust on the wheel wells)
Favorite website: www.bedrockmusic.net

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Dice
Favorite O&A show: 50 Gallon Drum Challenge
Best line that you use from O&A: “Eccchhhh!” “Awful”. “I stink.”
Worst O&A show you heard: 1st day of CES Convention
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stephen Lynch
Best cringe moment on O&A: When Ant told Joan the Rube what she could do to relax “Tony Danza” backstage

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Deepthroat and gagging from my gf
Worst sexual experience: having a chick get off dry humping me then roll over and go to sleep.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Her sister shows up.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) It’s all good baby.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: The front seat of a Daewoo.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Getting caught under the porch….
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: all three depending.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: confident flirting.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The ass, baby.
Favorite porn star: Ashley Blue
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Can I recommend for the chicks…the dribble? No one ever mentions this one….

[Well Hung Jury]

Name: Gary
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Engaged
Nationality: Mostly Irish/German
Job/School: Law Student
Hobbies: University of Kentucky sports, Golf, working out, video games, movies, basketball
Turn on: Sense of humor
Turn off: Airheads
Favorite food(s): Steak, anykind
Favorite drink(s): Bourbon, Makers Mark or Woodford Reserve
Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas, The Godfather I and II, Caddyshack
Favorite TV show(s): Sportscenter, The Simpsons
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actor:Deniro, Actress: Jennifer Garner
Favorte song(s): Too many to list
Favorite Band(s): The Doors, Rolling Stones, Led Zep, Weezer, Tom Petty, Nirvana, STP, Foo Fighters, The White Stripes, Rage Against the Machine
Favorte Vehicle: Land Rover L3
Favorite website: rivals.com, theonion.com, ebaumsworld.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: All of them
Best line that you use from O&A: That old gag
Worst O&A show you heard: Vegas show with Nugent, ick
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ted fucking Nugent!
Best cringe moment on O&A: Valby at the Steinway retailer

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Anal with the fiance :icon_bigg
Worst sexual experience: Busting a nut in my ex, thinking she was pregnant
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another girl come in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy, reverse cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Open field
Most embarassing sexual moment: Limp dick from too much alcohol.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent like MEN should be
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The ass
Favorite porn star: Prefer amateurs

[KramdensDeliciousMarshall]

Name: Matt
Age: 27
Sex: M
Marital Status: Single
Race/Nationality: White/American
School: Criminal Justice grad student
Job: Taking care of domesticated quadupeds.
Hobbies: Putting the lotion in the basket.
Turn on(s): Inhaling MILF labia
Turn off(s): Men's dongs
Favorite food(s): fruit, pizza, pastries
Favorite drink(s): coffee, iced tea, Jimmy Juice
Favorite movie(s): Alien, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Die Hard, Fight Club, Gangs of New York, Pulp Fiction, The Shining, This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite TV show(s): COPS, Dr. Katz, Family Guy, Jackass, The Kids In the Hall, King of the Hill, The Odd Couple, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, Strangers With Candy, Twin Peaks, The X-Files
Favorite actor or actress: I don't care, I really don't.
Favorte song(s): Too many to mention
Favorite band(s): Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Blind Melon, Buckcherry, Dave Matthews Band, Deftones, Foo Fighters, Mazzy Star, Metallica, Monster Magnet, Morcheeba, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Sugartooth, Tool, Zero 7
Favorite vehicle: My truck?
Favorite website: This one


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Twato
Favorite O&A show: The nutcracker fetishists
Best line that you use from O&A: I don't use any lines in the real world.
Worst O&A show you heard: Don't remember
Most annoying guest on O&A: Too many to mention
Best cringe moment on O&A: Tearing the wig from Patti's head.


Now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: They were all the best.
Worst sexual experience: Any sex is good sex.
One thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another female sitting on my face.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Lying down on top doggie style.
Craziest place you have ever done it, or would want to do it: In front of O & A.
Most embarassing sexual moment: The dog started whimpering.
Are you a moaner, talker, or silent: Silent. I'm too focused on all the grinding.
What makes you weak about someone, may it be a sexual way, or just a cute way of getting to them: What the fuck does this mean?
What gets you about the opposite sex: I don't get this either.
Favorite porn star: It changes weekly

[Buster H]

Name: Jim
Age: 32
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Kicked the f'in C out
Nationality: USA mutt (Ukraine,Chech,Polish)
Job/School: Electrical Engineer
Hobbies: Mt Biking, Road Biking, Skiing, Snowboarding, Hunting, Fishing
Turn on: Tiny waist and tight asses
Turn off: f'in C's that try to change you
Favorite food(s): Steak, Mexican, Japanese
Favorite drink(s): Harpoon IPA
Favorite movie(s): Office Space
Favorite TV show(s): Alias
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jennifer Garner
Favorte song(s): too many to list. Industrial/techno
Favorite Band(s): Old NIN
Favorte Vehicle: anything Subaru
Favorite website: googe, wackbag


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: 9/11
Best line that you use from O&A: I hate this place (or IHTP as it's written on my whiteboard)
Worst O&A show you heard: Sex for Sam 3
Most annoying guest on O&A: Club Soda Kenny
Best cringe moment on O&A: "Take the Wig!!"

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Still a little new. Enjoy Cage's work, Bach is pretty funny.
Favortie post whore: i'm one when I'm bored so not pointing any fingers
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: reefdweller,juanfartez,
Funniest wackbagger: everone has good days and bad ones........
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: default

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Banging a 26 year old stripper on my 19th birthday
Worst sexual experience: nailing that hungarian chick in Isreal with randy moss hair under each arm and a bush to match
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Chick #2 to join in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): alll
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: parking lot of a massage school
Most embarassing sexual moment: passing out mid stroke
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Gimme that ass bitch
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: seeing the thong poking out of her jeans especially if she is a TEEN
What gets you about the oppisite sex: cant take em fishing
Favorite porn star: Chloe

[Mrs.Squidlow]

Name: Carolyn
Age: 36
Sex: F
Maritial Status: Happily Married
Nationality: 1/2 gaelic 1/2 garlic
Job/School: work part time
Hobbies: listening to O&A, shooting pool, going to comedy clubs
Turn on:Intelligence, Nice cologne, Great sense of humor
Turn off: Bad teeth, BO
Favorite food(s): Chicken Francese
Favorite drink(s): Appletini
Favorite movie(s): Planet of the Apes, Blazing Saddles
Favorite TV show(s): All in the Family, Too many to mention
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s): Way too many to mention,,,Like anything but country
Favorite Band(s): " "
Favorte Vehicle: Audi TT Roadster
Favorite website: This one


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: John Valby
Favorite O&A show: Cherry Darts
Best line that you use from O&A: Not one I use but def best, Lady Di, not just a name but a good idea.
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A:Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker chips

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Mrsquidlow, Cage, Nughuffer, Wiffelbatlube, Doughboy, Stingray (gotta kiss up a lil)
Favortie post whore:
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Cage ( and by the way how do I obtain one?)
Funniest wackbagger:
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience:Still thinkin'
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: We win the lottery right after.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): They're all good
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: That would be in the butt Bob!
Most embarassing sexual moment: Daughter caught us and I had to say "Mommy's having an asthma attack!"

are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: When my hubby takes out the garbage and cleans the house. ( Read that babe?)
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The fact that he can be too tired for actual sex but mention blow job and he turns into a hyperactive -----.
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jamison, Ron Jeremy
For the chicks (spit or swallow):Did he take out the garbage?

[...AllDayLong]

Name: Joel
Age: 25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: No sir
Nationality: American/Jewish
Job/School: DJ/Network Admin
Hobbies: Listening to music and smokin buds (together preferably)
Turn on: Beautiful chicks that think they're ugly.
Turn off: Ugly chicks that think they're beautiful.
Favorite drink(s): Goose & 7, twist of lime
Favorite movie(s): Too many to list.
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy, Simpsons, Jeopardy
Favorte song(s): Depends on the mood
Favorite Band(s): Depends on the mood

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: BREWER!
Favorite O&A show: 9/11/01
Best line that you use from O&A: Wholey S, What the F, OK Terrific.
Worst O&A show you heard: Don't have one.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Currently, Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Most recent favorites include the Danza line guests and the chick that wrote that sex book.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 3-somes rock.
Worst sexual experience: Falling asleep during drunk sex in college.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) 2 Live Crew put it best, "Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to Fuck."
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: The parkinglot @ Neptunes in Hampton Bays in the middle of the afternoon was great. Nothin like being drunk @ a beach bar, bangin in the parkinglot, then back to drinkin @ a beach bar.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Never really had one.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: The dirty look down.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Chicks with a knowledge and appreciation for good music.
Favorite porn star: Don't really watch porn

[KevSlider]

Name: Kevin
Age: 27 (28 in 2 days)
Sex: m
Maritial Status: SINGLE
Nationality: AFRICAN
Job/School: Office Supply Store/Graduated B.S. in Computer Technology
Hobbies: Anime, video games, building computers, building networks, photoshop when I have a working copy.
Turn on: A good conversation about any of the above in hobbies.
Turn off: Stupidity
Favorite food(s): Orange Chicken (Panda Express)
Favorite drink(s): That Mountain Dew that's only at Taco Bell.
Favorite movie(s): The Usual Suspects, Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, Most Kevin Smith films, Booty Call.
Favorite TV show(s): SOUTH PARK, FAMILY GUY, Adult Swim shows.
Favorite Actor&Actress: Katie Holmes, Sandra Bullock, any hot woman actress.
Favorte song(s): Current: Song 9 on the new Fatboy Slim CD (I don't have it in front of me).
Favorite Band(s): Fatboy Slim, FSOL, Chemical Bros, TuPac, Kanye West, Metallica, others.
Favorte Vehicle: My 2005 Scion xA
Favorite website: WACKBAG, theforum.com, engadget.com, gamespot.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:
Favorite O&A show: Tracey Morgan show after Softball challenge.
Best line that you use from O&A: "Oh Brotha" (Ant says it a lot)
Worst O&A show you heard: After a summer of discovering O&A it all goes away when a juicy lipped bastard dosn't run from the rent-a-cop.
Most annoying guest on O&A: LADY DIE
Best cringe moment on O&A: When they had the whistler that had a "skipping" CD at WNEW...horrible.

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): BACH, JOEY DVD, CAGE, Papagolash (showed me the best O&A board on the innanet)
Favortie post whore: CallmeQtie (is my nose brown enough yet?)
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: None
Funniest wackbagger: We're all funny aren't we?
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Original Black, Grey, and blue.

and now to sexual stuff
*NOPE*

[CallmeQtie]

Name: Jeanne
Age: 25
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Just dumped my BF cause he didn’t like O&A or wackbag but I am not looking right now
Nationality: 50% German, the rest is Irish, English, Scottish, and Welsh
Job/School: Tech school, some college, I am a phlebotomist --look it up
Hobbies: Archery, fishing, shopping, reading, horseback ridding, poker, and so much more. I always have something fun to do.
Turn on: Guys with a little extra meat and fur 
Turn off: Skinny guys and pretty boys
Favorite food(s): Lobster, steak, canned peas, and anything candy
Favorite drink(s): Malibu Bay Breeze, screwdrivers
Favorite movie(s): Paulie (I know it’s ghey), The other Sister, One flew over the KooKoos nest
Favorite TV show(s): Jeopardy, CSI, Forensic files, Cold Case Files, Lost, and Seinfeld
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actor: Adam Sandler or Walken Actress: Drew Barrymore or Anjolina Jolie
Favorite song(s): Neil Diamond – Elijah’s song, Cat Stevens - Father and Son by, Eric Clapton – Easy Now, U2 – Stuck in a moment
Favorite Band(s): Neil Diamond, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, Eric Clapton, DMB, Kid Rock, The Corrs, too many to list
Favorite Vehicle: I loved my 1969 Chevelle and my 1994 Camaro that I worked to the balls. That car ran 13.2 sec ¼ miles
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com www.ratemypoo.com www.rotten.com http://CallmeQtie.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer, Stephen Lynch and John Valby
Favorite O&A show: from the WNEW days when they had Dice fighting with himself
Best line that you use from O&A: Your moms box and butt plug
Worst O&A show you heard: there really isn’t one that comes to mind
Most annoying guest on O&A: VOS and Lady Di  she should die!
Best cringe moment on O&A: When Opie pulled the wig of Stalker Patties head

And now to sexual stuff (As if I am actually gonna answer all this)


Best sexual experience: The one I had with little Conner
Worst sexual experience: The one I had with your mom
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: uhhh the “happy ending”
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In an empty apartment next door to a big party up against a window overlooking NYC
Most embarrassing sexual moment: when you went soft! HAHA!
Are you a moaner, talker, or just silent: OOOOOHHHHHHH! Who me?
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Respect and honesty….also helps if the guy has a few extra pounds
What gets you about the opposite sex: extra meat (not too fat) and confidence…money is good too
Favorite porn star: Dirk Diggler
For the chicks (spit or swallow): It’s low in calories and high in protein….eat up girls

[bossdjbware]

Name: Brian
Age: 27
Sex: M
Maritial Status: I'll never give half
Nationality: Drunkin Irishman
Job/School: Artist or whatever gets me through
Hobbies: Music, Poker, Reading
Turn on: The Ass
Turn off: Whining
Favorite food(s): Anything accompanied by potatos
Favorite drink(s): New Castle, Yuengling, Vodka, Bourbon
Favorite movie(s): American Psycho, Eyes Wide Shut, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Kill Bill, anything from Tarantino, Kevin Smith, and I even like those gay Ed Burns movies
Favorite TV show(s): Six Feet Under, Deadwood, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm and there used to be a space for Lost
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s): Remembering Lacy
Favorite Band(s): Wilco, DMB, Ben Harper, Sublime, Warren Zevon, Damien Rice, Beth Orten
Favorte Vehicle: At the moment, Chevy S-10
Favorite website: Wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Who needs guests?
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A: Hello exactly!
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Pablo Fransisco
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: quote from whore - "Gulp! Happy Birthday."
Worst sexual experience: everything before and after above experience
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): D-O-G-G-Y or my face in a sweet smelling ass
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: NJ Turnpike
Most embarassing sexual moment: Whiskey Dick
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: little of each, depending
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Dirty Talk
What gets you about the oppisite sex: I stink at reading vibes.
Favorite porn star: Belladonna

[DjAnalLightBulb]

Name: Shawn
Age:29
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Engaged
Nationality: White as hell
Job/School: IT
Hobbies: Music making, video game playing
Turn on: Uhh....vagina
Turn off: Uhh....Noah the Intern
Favorite food(s): Chocolate Ice Cream (you like ice cream Doc?)
Favorite drink(s): Diet Coke with Lime (recovering alcoholic)
Favorite movie(s): The Deer Hunter, Office Space, The Godfather
Favorite TV show(s): The Sopranos, The Family Guy
Favorite Actor&Actress: Samuel L. Jackson, Bill Murray
Favorte song(s): Godless by The Dandy Warhols, Then She Did by Jane's Addcition
Favorite Band(s): Jane's Addiction, The Dandy Warhols, Primus
Favorte Vehicle: I drive a Contour....guess that's my favorite
Favorite website: Shockwave....good time waster

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Always love Patty visits
Favorite O&A show: The Valby piano show
Best line that you use from O&A: I saw "That really bugs me" alot lately
Worst O&A show you heard: Probably the first one on XM...understandably
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ted fucking Nugent
Best cringe moment on O&A: The Ruth Buzzi call

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Fucking a French girl. The rumors are true. They are insane in bed
Worst sexual experience: Fucking a fat menstrating drunk chick on the truck of my car behind a bar
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: another girl to show up
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Reversed cow girl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Did it in a hotel pool once...that was nice
Most embarassing sexual moment: I had 6 friends watching me loose my virginity when I was 15. This chick was a beast too.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent. Can't stand noise
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: huh?
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes
Favorite porn star: uhhh....hmmm....the naked one, with the breasts who fucks for money
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[nolram]

Name: Marlon
Age:34
Sex:M
Maritial Status: married
Nationality: Latin
Job/School: Banker
Hobbies: Cigars, Drinking, the finer things in life
Turn on: Asian chicks who try to look white (you know bleach hair, contacts and fake boobs)
Turn off: Ugly feet
Favorite food(s): Sushi
Favorite drink(s): Vodka, Good coffee
Favorite movie(s): the basic ones like GF I & II, Scarface etc.. But also the Tom Clancy films and Robert Loudlums Bourne flicks.
Favorite TV show(s): 24, Smallville, American Idol, VH1 stuff, Monster house, American Choopers and any of the motocyvle buildoffs on discovery
Favorite Actor&Actress: Al Pacino, harrison Fords and yes I like Jonny D.
Favorte song(s): no particular song at this moment
Favorite Band(s): U2, Depeche Mode, and some underground stuff
Favorte Vehicle: they are all the same shit.
Favorite website: fark.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: I hate guests
Favorite O&A show: So many classic moments hard to say one show.
Best line that you use from O&A: I stink
Worst O&A show you heard: I repeat so many classic moments ;)
Most annoying guest on O&A: Gene simmons
Best cringe moment on O&A: the conspiracy book guy

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Ex girlfriend in the back of my japanese car, parked in between two trucks. Best blow job from a girl who had never given one :icon_lol:
Worst sexual experience: while switching positions I was kicked in the balls.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another chick involved somehow
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) I like to lay on my back and just have the stuff done to me
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Ex-ex girlfriend and I screwed outside in the front door of her house while her mom and sister watched tv on the other side of the door. and yes it was very public.
Most embarassing sexual moment: I was a limp story, chinese food and a fart to top it off
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I talk s**t
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Not sure
What gets you about the oppisite sex: as long as they have tits
Favorite porn star: Sky lopez
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[pajamajones]

Name: Cassie
Age: 39
Sex: F
Maritial Status: Divorced
Nationality: English, Polish
Job/School: Medical Record Consultant
Hobbies: Cooking, Gambling, Shopping
Turn on: Tight ass, flat abs
Turn off: Flabby ass
Favorite food(s): Seafood, icecream, chocolate
Favorite drink(s): Tequila
Favorite movie(s): The Matrix, Godfather 1 & 2, Goodfellas
Favorite TV show(s): The Sopranos, The O.C.
Favorite Actor&Actress: Keanu Reeves, Kevin Bacon
Favorte song(s): Comfortably Numb
Favorite Band(s): Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Snop Dogg, Nelly
Favorte Vehicle: Honda CRV, 66 Pontiac GTO
Favorite website: www.pogo.com.....sorry Im a gamer

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Stephen Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Too many to count
Best line that you use from O&A: Butt Plug
Worst O&A show you heard: ??????
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane, Tippy Tom
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poking Sandy's ass thing

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: I was 25 he was 18.....my boy toy.
Worst sexual experience:Lost the bag.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I cum first.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Im on top, doggy style
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: at the beach
Most embarassing sexual moment: Got caught by his grandma.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: sexy smile....love to flirt
What gets you about the oppisite sex: how dumb they can be sometimes.
Favorite porn star: Jenna J.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Cant tell all my secrets, now can I?

[mike70ss454]

Alright I'll bite

Name: Mike
Age: 24
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: 100% Italian
Job/School: The exciting world of Accounting
Hobbies: Football, Volleyball, Car Audio
Turn on: Bath & Body Works smelly soap. It drives me crazy
Turn off: Girl underarm razor burn
Favorite food(s): Italian food obviously, Taco Bell
Favorite drink(s): Malibu Mango & Sprite (I'm Straight), LI Iced Tea
Favorite movie(s): Too Many, Caddyshack, Rad, Midnight Madness, Goodfellas, etc.
Favorite TV show(s): Its all crap but I watch it anyway.
Favorite Actor&Actress: The immortal William Zabka (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951420/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9V2lsbGlhbSBaYWJrYXxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft =20)
Favorte song(s): Oye Mi Canto by Nore (Summer Vacation Song)
Favorite Band(s): None
Favorte Vehicle: Yellow Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder, what else?
Favorite website: ESPN's Page 2's Bill Simmons (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index)


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jimmy Norton (before regular spot on NEW), Lewis Black, Club Soda, Bob Kelly
Favorite O&A show: Eddie the Murderer
Best line that you use from O&A: Yichh!!! (Norton staple)
Worst O&A show you heard: Has to be Screech show, followed by balloon guy from Boot Camp
Most annoying guest on O&A: Anytime Bernie Goetz is on
Best cringe moment on O&A: Umm Robert Clary

and now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 3-way with 2 very lovely ladies from my economics class the night before the final at a private study group.
Worst sexual experience: Not being able to get it up after horny gf wanted to do it for the fourth time in a hour, and it wasnt happening.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: The girls mom to come in and say Good Job banging my daughter!!
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Handjob in upper deck of Yankee Stadium then a blowjob in the Kinney parking lot after the game
Most embarassing sexual moment: Sex in my room, Mom comes home, walking up stairs , gf jumps off and instead of getting dressed quick like me, jumps on my couch and sits there naked shellshocked until mom walks in.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Mostly silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: The way chicks use good smelling lotions and whatnot, instant erection.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Its the progression of checking a girl out. 1st is ass, then stomach, then tits, then face. If u make it to number 4 before getting rejected and your a butterface, you are a waste of both my time and space.
Favorite porn star: Maybe Jenna in '99, now its Brittany Skye

[Guysdrinkingbeer]

Name: Matt, go by Ski most of the time
Age:29
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single, but long time girlfriend
Nationality: Polish, Scottish, English, Italian
Job/School: Full time student, partime Network admin.
Hobbies: Video Games, reading the net,
Turn on: Barewood floor
Turn off: 70s Earth mama muff
Favorite food(s): Nachos
Favorite drink(s): Pepsi, Redbull
Favorite movie(s): It's a wonderful life.
Favorite TV show(s): Family guy, Simpsons, Titus
Favorite Actor&Actress: Brad Pitt,
Favorte song(s): American Pie
Favorite Band(s): Depeche Mode,
Favorte Vehicle: 1968 Chevelle SS 396
Favorite website: Slashdot.org, Drudgereport.com, Wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Adam Ferrara
Favorite O&A show: Middle School Confessions.Adam Ferrarawas in the studio and they are talking about an HBO special with 13 year old girls giving BJs and this quote "I'm still a virgin, except for my mouth"
Best line that you use from O&A: Holy S
Worst O&A show you heard: here is the link http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2002/08/23/20020823_113656.htm (http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2002/08/23/20020823_113656.htm)
Most annoying guest on O&A: Girls that come in and don't do shit.
Best cringe moment on O&A: The de-wigging of Patti

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Going down on my girlfriend after she's freshly shaved with halls in my mouth.
Worst sexual experience: My exes mother chatching us doing it on mother's day.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I want the bed to break because we are just banging that hard.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Just really happy to be doing it.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Bandroom in school.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Thought I had lost a rubber in a girl, turned out she pulled it off before I even got in her. I was ready to get salad tongs.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Grunt and howl like an animal.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Eyes, a girl has to have pretty eyes.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Pretty face, nice racki, great ass
Favorite porn star: I don't know porn well enough to have a favorite.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): I love a girl that swallows.

[Lt Boogaloo]

Name: John
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Eventually to be married
Nationality: Irish, you bigotted cocksucker
Job/School: Writer
Hobbies: I'm a gaming nerd, I also watch too much tv
Turn on: women
Turn off: hirsute men, body hair, vomit
Favorite food(s): Mexican
Favorite drink(s): scotch
Favorite movie(s): anything not animated and Japanese
Favorite TV show(s): The A-Team
Favorite Actor&Actress: Eastwood, but before he got all old
Favorte song(s): Shit off the Star Wars soundtrack
Favorite Band(s): Metallica, Bush, U2, Guns N Roses
Favorte Vehicle: Fuck that petty shit
Favorite website: http://www.thereisnorightanswertothisquestion.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Lynch
Favorite O&A show: That one, from the other day, remember that?
Best line that you use from O&A: "Die!"
Worst O&A show you heard: There was a best of show in 2001 I didn't like
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: The silent game

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Getting laid by a schoolgirl
Worst sexual experience: Getting a blowjob by a fat cow from Philly
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Massive orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): That's my business, not yours.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I got laid in an elementary school parking lot once...during school. (no I wasn't attending)
Most embarassing sexual moment: Getting caught by the cleaning lady
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I'm loud.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: There's this thing they do with their lips and tongue.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: They have boobies and other girlie parts
Favorite porn star: They're all holes, use them. Discard afterwards.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): They better swallow. Spitting is rude and will lead me to hurt them.
__________________

[MORBID_7]

Name: Landon
Age:25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married (At the moment)
Nationality: Native American
Job/School: Accounts payable
Hobbies: The Bible
Turn on: Threesomes
Turn off: Gay men and ugly dikes
Favorite food(s): Chicken fried steak
Favorite drink(s): Water
Favorite movie(s): Fight Club
Favorite TV show(s): None
Favorite Actor&Actress: None
Favorte song(s): Right now, End of heartache
Favorite Band(s): Korn
Favorte Vehicle: 69 El Camino
Favorite website: www.steakandcheese.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan, Dice
Favorite O&A show: Norton Roast
Best line that you use from O&A: I hope you trip on a bucket of AIDS
Worst O&A show you heard: Tainted Blood
Most annoying guest on O&A: Carlos Mendenza, or soemthing like that
Best cringe moment on O&A: Hogans hero guest

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Threesomes
Worst sexual experience: caught wacking my bag
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: not shooting in my pants.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) : Any Position that I get off on.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In a public shower while a janitor cleaned up
Most embarassing sexual moment: Not getting hard
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Depends on the medication
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: calling them fat and making "oinking" sounds
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The oppisite sex....
Favorite porn star: The female one.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Bitches better make a go at it.

[nevernamed]

Name: Greg
Age: 26
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Not married, ever! (thanks Ant!)
Nationality: Canadian(not eskimo, not indian, just white!)
Job/School: Dodge Parts Sales
Hobbies: Hockey, Music, Guitar, Movies, Videogames, Net, Eletronics
Turn on: Nice tits, ass, face, personality
Turn off: Brainless, pizza face, crater ass
Favorite food(s): Pizza, pastas, steak
Favorite drink(s): Coke, orange juice, stella, rum, etc etc etc
Favorite movie(s): T2, shallow hal, big lebowski, get shorty
Favorite TV show(s): Hockey night in canada, seinfeld, CSI, friends
Favorite Actor&Actress: DeNiro, Jack Black, Ben Stiller, a few others.
Favorte song(s): Radio Friendly Unit Shifter, Jesus Christ Pose, Again(aic)
Favorite Band(s): Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains
Favorte Vehicle: Dodge Viper
Favorite website: WACKBAG of course :) too many to list.


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: John Valby, Pablo
Favorite O&A show: Any good danza show, valby or sex therapist (xm times)
Best line that you use from O&A: I stink, nothing works in here...
Worst O&A show you heard: first one on xm
Most annoying guest on O&A: definately Patti or Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: sex therapist

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): ---not here long enough to say---
Favortie post whore: ---not here long enough to say---
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: ---not here long enough to say---
Funniest wackbagger: ---not here long enough to say---
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: default!

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: about every time i blow a batch onto a lady
Worst sexual experience: the time a chick farted in my face while i was down there
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: drop a log on my chest? lol
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): On my back, with her doing the froggy squat. dont have to do any work that way
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: craziest place.. i dunno. at work?
Most embarassing sexual moment: see fart in face ^ & the first time i banged a chick in the car, we did it in the front seat for some reason and in the midst of all the awkwardness, i ended up hitting my nose on the headrest behind her and getting a nosebleed that stained her dads seats.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: grunt and groaner at those moments of deep focus
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: probably them doing anything that indicates interest in me
What gets you about the oppisite sex: all the parts they have that i dont
Favorite porn star: i seem to be able to make it to the credits to find out....
For the chicks (spit or swallow): they must want fascial glazing or swallow!

[SweetPrincess]

Name: Melissa
Age: 23
Sex:F
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Typical American Jewish Mutt
Job/School: Sales
Hobbies: Traveling, Hanging out with friends
Turn on: Funny cute guys with really nice eyes.
Turn off: Ego-s bigger then there junk
Favorite food(s): Pizza
Favorite drink(s): Coke
Favorite movie(s): Mall Rats, South Park BLU
Favorite Show(s): South Park, Drawn Together, Point Pleasent, American Idol
Favorite Actor&Actress: Adam Sandler, Angelina Jolie
Favorte song(s): Goodies
Favorite Band(s): Maroon 5, DMX, Jay-Z, Biggy
Favorte Vehicle: Lexus SC Convertable in Electric Blue
Favorite website:

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Stephen Lynch, Joe Rogen
Favorite O&A show: Ugh!!! I have no idea what my FAVORITE show is
Best line that you use from O&A: Holey S
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Mario Cantone
Best cringe moment on O&A: Anything with puking makes me cringe and gag

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: the first time with my husband
Worst sexual experience: everytime with my Ex
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Missionary, Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Car
Most embarassing sexual moment: Hqavent had one honestly
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: MOANER
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:A guys eyes. If a guy has amazing eyes it makes me weak!
What gets you about the oppisite sex: I dont know
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jamison
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Ugh!!! It sucks but I spit. Oh well still never had complantes :icon_bigg

[Clint]

Name: Clint
Age: 26
Sex: M
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: Irish
Job/School: US Air Force.....Cannon AFB, NM
Hobbies: fishing, hunting, camping and 4 wheeling
Turn on: how she smells (perfume)
Turn off: the word no
Favorite food(s): mexican and italian
Favorite drink(s): Bud Light
Favorite movie(s): Godfather 1 & 2 and The Last House on the Left
Favorite TV show(s): The Sopranos adn CSI
Favorite Actor&Actress: Tom Hanks and Clare Forlani (Mall Rats)
Favorte song(s): Pianoman
Favorite Band(s): Billy Joel
Favorte Vehicle: Tacoma
Favorite website: www.shucks.net and of course www.wackbag.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Larry The Cable Guy
Favorite O&A show: WNEW days: Crazy Irene
Best line that you use from O&A: don't use any
Worst O&A show you heard: Pablo Francisco's appearance
Most annoying guest on O&A: Pablo Francisco
Best cringe moment on O&A: egg nog drinking contest

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): too new
Favortie post whore: too new
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: any Cage creation
Funniest wackbagger: too new
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: ???

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: my first and only threesome and the ballon knot
Worst sexual experience: never had one
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: make her squirt
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): anal and her on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I'd want to try St Pat's
Most embarassing sexual moment: my frequent 2 pump chump moments
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: N/A
What gets you about the oppisite sex: when the pin me against and wall and say "Fuck me"
Favorite porn star: Bella Donna
For the chicks (spit or swallow): I agree with Qtie, drink up ladies

[zagman76]

::bump::

I figured it's time to bring this back for a little while.

...for the people who don't want to post pics! :)

[SweetPrincess]

I think I filled this out the last time but here it goes again:

Name: Melissa
Age:24 (as of yesterday)
Sex:I'm a guuurrrrlll
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: American
Job/School: Sales
Hobbies: Drinking, chiling, wackbagin
Turn on: confidence, sence of humor, caring
Turn off: guys who think they are hott shit
Favorite food(s): Pizza
Favorite drink(s): Coke beer
Favorite movie(s): I like the "teen movies" like Bring it on ect... Backdraft, Adam Sandler Movies, Breakfast Club, Silence of The Lambs, Renisance Man, Forest Gump, Zoolander, Night at the Roxberry I tink I could be here for hours
Favorite TV show(s): Law and Order SVU, CSI, Americas Next Top Model
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actress- Meg Ryan Actor- Kurt Russell
Favorte song(s): No Clue... Havent listened to music since I got my myfi.
Favorite Band(s): Billy Joel, System of a Down... Ummm anything not country
Favorte Vehicle: LEXUS SC400 Convertable
Favorite website: Besides this one? albinoblacksheep.com, ebaumsworld.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Ozzy
Favorite O&A show: Everyday is my favorite cause they keep me from wanting to cause a major accident on the LIE or Northern State during rush hour
Best line that you use from O&A:NOT YOU!
Worst O&A show you heard: Cant remember
Most annoying guest on O&A:
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Every Time with my husband
Worst sexual experience: Every time with my ex... not cause hes my ex but cause it just sucked
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ugh the sad look guys get... makes my heart melt
What gets you about the oppisite sex:
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Depends

I left some out cause I just cant think of an answer right now... :icon_roll

[FBA_Psycho]

I think I filled this out the last time but here it goes again

Yeah about 3 post up. Just sayin :action-sm

[IDontCare05]

Name: Joe
Age: 19
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Irish, italian, German, Greek
Job/School: College ( RVCC)
Hobbies: Poker, Sports Collector, camping, Fishing, chillin w/friends, Drinking, vacationing,Listening to O and A.
Turn on: Great Personality
Turn off: Acting Fake
Favorite food(s): Anything Italian
Favorite drink(s): Rolling Rock, Southern Comfort
Favorite movie(s): Animal House, Old School, Saving Private Ryan, etc ---Too many that I cound mention
Favorite TV show(s): Lost, CSI, Family Guy, Simpsons, The Daily Show, Chappelle show, Viva La Bam
Favorite Actor&Actress: Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler
Favorte song(s): Freebird(Lynard Skynard), Californication (Chilli Peppers), Amber( 311), etc---too many to list
Favorite Band(s): 311, Chilli Peppers, Lynard Skynard, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, etc---Too many to list
Favorte Vehicle: 69' Chevelle, 68' Charger
Favorite website: Wackbag.com, OpieandAnthony.com, Pogo.com, newgrounds.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan, Steven Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Can't think of just one....
Best line that you use from O&A: "OK....Teriffic!", "Hey I'm going to let you be".
Worst O&A show you heard: ANTHING WITH LADY DI
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker Chip moment

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: At the Beach with a chick a met for over my vacation
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another chick joining in :)
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Missionary, Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: On a girl's couch while parents were in their Bedroom. ( I was lucky they didn't get up)
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Depends
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: smile, flirting
What gets you about the oppisite sex: don't know
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow):[/QUOTE]

[Mike H]

This is me, warts and all...

Name: Mike
Age:22
Sex: male
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: American/Israeli with German/Polish mixed in
Job/School: Senior at Rutgers (graduating May)
Hobbies: anything sports and music related (play the drums/percussion)
Turn on: eyes, ass, intelligence, sense of humor
Turn off: stupidity, cigarettes
Favorite food(s): Italian food in general
Favorite drink(s): Guiness
Favorite movie(s): Get Shorty, Pulp Fiction, Almost Famous, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, many others
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld (best sitcom of all time), The Simpsons, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, The Shield...
Favorite Actor&Actress: Russel Crowe, Jude Law, Sam Jackson, Chris Walken, Rene Zellwegger, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Connelly...
Favorte song(s): Sweet Home Alabama, Hotel California, Stairway to Heaven
Favorite Band(s): Grateful Dead, Phish, The Who, Led Zeppelin
Favorte Vehicle: I like the Infiniti G35 Coupe
Favorite website: have to way wackbag at this moment

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer, Rogan, Vos, Reegan, most of the good comics...
Favorite O&A show: 1st day at XM just because they were back
Best line that you use from O&A: I use lots of them...
Worst O&A show you heard: a few shows during the first month at XM were pretty rough
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ted Nugent
Best cringe moment on O&A: too many to name

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: my only three-way experience
Worst sexual experience: the ten minutes after it hit me that I came inside her
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy, reverse cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment: losing my hard-on (and not being able to get it back) while with a girl I was not attracted to
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: usually silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex: just about everything
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[khemystri]

Name: Khemystri
Age: 27
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Scandinavian
Job/School: Civil Draftsmen
Hobbies: 3D, Hip-hop
Turn on: fat asses
Turn off: fat asses
Favorite food(s): Shrimp / Crab
Favorite drink(s): Nantucket Orange Mango
Favorite movie(s): Joe Versus The Volcano
Favorite TV show(s): Viva La Bam
Favorite Actor&Actress: Tom Hanks
Favorte song(s): De La Soul - Fallin'
Favorite Band(s): De La Soul
Favorte Vehicle: N/A
Favorite website: http://www.knapadome.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Dice
Favorite O&A show: Staple Gun Challenge
Best line that you use from O&A: OK Terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: Tommy Lee Interview
Most annoying guest on O&A: Tommy Lee
Best cringe moment on O&A: Tommy Lee hang up

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: on drugs
Worst sexual experience: N/A
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: ?????
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggie, 69
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: backyard
Most embarassing sexual moment: none really...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: voice
What gets you about the oppisite sex: personality
Favorite porn star: Kendra Jade / Krystal Steal
For the chicks (spit or swallow): N/A

[PeaSauce]

Name: Mike

Age: 21

Sex: M

Maritial Status: Have a girlfriend (3 yrs)

Nationality: Italian

Job/School: Kaplan University online program, manager at a sporting goods store

Hobbies: Playing poker, watching football and baseball, playing roller hockey

Turn on: Sense of humor & able to take a joke

Turn off: whining & being dramatic

Favorite food(s): Spare ribs and chinese food

Favorite drink(s): Jack and Coke

Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas

Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm

Favorite Actor&Actress: Ed Norton

Favorte song(s): Sanitarium by Metallica

Favorite Band(s): Metallica

Favorte Vehicle:

Favorite website:

Now to O&A stuff
Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Bruer (can't beat a Bruer story)

Favorite O&A show: not sure

Best line that you use from O&A: Needless to say needless to say the whole thing was completely and utterly needless to say

Worst O&A show you heard: first XM show (understandably so)

Most annoying guest on O&A: pablo fransisco

Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie yelling to take Patti's wig


And now to sexual stuff
Best sexual experience: not sure

Worst sexual experience: Being walked in on 3 times in one day...First time by her little brother, 2nd time by her GRANDMOTHER (YIICK!), and last time by her very large father. Needless to say I did not return to that house.

1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: not sure

Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy

Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In a movie theatre (there was literally zero other people in there, watch out!)

Most embarassing sexual moment: Any time I have to take my clothes off

are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: pretty silent I guess

what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: just being funny and easygoing

What gets you about the oppisite sex: their smile and laugh

Favorite porn star: christine young

For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[stella4star]

Name: Julie
Age: 29
Sex:F
Maritial Status: In a relationship
Nationality: Irish/German blend
Job/School: Student/Artist
Hobbies: Painting, watching movies, trivia
Turn on: Wit
Turn off: Bad breath
Favorite food(s): Pad Thai, fried okra, hazelnut chocolate (not together, obviously)
Favorite drink(s): Vanilla Coke
Favorite movie(s): Boogie Nights, Trainspotting, Welcome to the Dollhouse
Favorite TV show(s): Curb Your Enthusiam, 24, Sopranos, Six Feet Under
Favorite Actor&Actress: Edward Norton,
Favorte song(s): Blue Dress
Favorite Band(s): Depeche Mode, Tori Amos
Favorte Vehicle: Audi TT
Favorite website: www.cinefiles.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Didi
Favorite O&A show: To many to name
Best line that you use from O&A: Hello exactly
Worst O&A show you heard: Any segment with Lady Di
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Patty's wig moment

And now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Sex with my current man
Worst sexual experience: Sex with a stoner (or lack there of)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Multiple orgasms
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Public pool
Most embarassing sexual moment: Mom caught me in the beginning stages of sex
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Dirty talk
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The cock :)
Favorite porn star: Me
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Both

[HerkyJerkyLiz]

Name: liz
Age: 23
Sex: F
Maritial Status: in a relationship <3
Nationality: mostly brazilian and german
Job/School: email customer service and tech support for a porn site
Hobbies: reading, writing
Turn on: dark eyes, lips, intelligence, being rough, girls
Turn off: ungroomed body hair, arrogance, ignorance
Favorite food(s): italian
Favorite drink(s): diet pepsi, black haus
Favorite movie(s): almost famous
Favorite TV show(s): "reality" tv, law & order, adult swim
Favorite Actor&Actress: angelina jolie, christopher walken
Favorte song(s): everything counts (depeche mode) i have alot.
Favorite Band(s):depeche mode
Favorte Vehicle: mercedes sl 55 of the new bmw 5 series


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: theres alot.. the good comedians
Favorite O&A show: homeless shopping spree
Best line that you use from O&A: it stinks and i dont like it
Worst O&A show you heard: n/a
Most annoying guest on O&A: pablo fransisco

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): hummercash. everyone on pt
Favortie post whore: meh
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: i like coffee divas duane reed one
Funniest wackbagger: theres a few

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: going at it with a chick for an audience
Worst sexual experience: being with this kid in high school.. it was his first time and we walked to some woods and it was all muddy and wet and he came in no joke about 4 seconds so i got all muddy for nothing.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: getting it from behind while going down on a girl
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy dp
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: on a train
Most embarassing sexual moment: dont really have any
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner, screamer, talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: that come fuck me look
Favorite porn star: jenna jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow

[CallmeQtie]

Name: Jeanne
Age: 25
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Just dumped my BF cause he didn’t like O&A or wackbag but I am not looking right now
Nationality: 50% German, the rest is Irish, English, Scottish, and Welsh
Job/School: Tech school, some college, I am a phlebotomist --look it up
Hobbies: Archery, fishing, shopping, reading, horseback ridding, poker, and so much more. I always have something fun to do.
Turn on: Guys with a little extra meat and fur 
Turn off: Skinny guys and pretty boys
Favorite food(s): Lobster, steak, canned peas, and anything candy
Favorite drink(s): Malibu Bay Breeze, screwdrivers
Favorite movie(s): Paulie (I know it’s ghey), The other Sister, One flew over the KooKoos nest
Favorite TV show(s): Jeopardy, CSI, Forensic files, Cold Case Files, Lost, and Seinfeld
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actor: Adam Sandler or Walken Actress: Drew Barrymore or Anjolina Jolie
Favorite song(s): Neil Diamond – Elijah’s song, Cat Stevens - Father and Son by, Eric Clapton – Easy Now, U2 – Stuck in a moment
Favorite Band(s): Neil Diamond, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, Eric Clapton, DMB, Kid Rock, The Corrs, too many to list
Favorite Vehicle: I loved my 1969 Chevelle and my 1994 Camaro that I worked to the balls. That car ran 13.2 sec ¼ miles
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com www.ratemypoo.com www.rotten.com http://CallmeQtie.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer, Stephen Lynch and John Valby
Favorite O&A show: from the WNEW days when they had Dice fighting with himself
Best line that you use from O&A: Your moms box and butt plug
Worst O&A show you heard: there really isn’t one that comes to mind
Most annoying guest on O&A: VOS and Lady Di  she should die!
Best cringe moment on O&A: When Opie pulled the wig of Stalker Patties head

And now to sexual stuff (As if I am actually gonna answer all this)


Best sexual experience: The one I had with little Conner
Worst sexual experience: The one I had with your mom
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: uhhh the “happy ending”
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In an empty apartment next door to a big party up against a window overlooking NYC
Most embarrassing sexual moment: when you went soft! HAHA!
Are you a moaner, talker, or just silent: OOOOOHHHHHHH! Who me?
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Respect and honesty….also helps if the guy has a few extra pounds
What gets you about the opposite sex: extra meat (not too fat) and confidence…money is good too
Favorite porn star: Dirk Diggler
For the chicks (spit or swallow): It’s low in calories and high in protein….eat up girls
me again

[BeltOfScotch]

Yeah I'm just pasting mine too with a couple of updates

Name: Brian
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Single for the foreseeable future
Nationality: I'm a mutt, but mostly Irish
Job/School: Attorney (I hate writing that)
Hobbies: I like ... stuff
Turn on: boobies
Turn off: herking and jerking (sorry Ben)
Favorite food(s): steak
Favorite drink(s): non-booze - water, booze - Ketel One straight up
Favorite movie(s): Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Old School
Favorite TV show(s): Simpsons, Law & Order, Sportscenter, anything poker
Favorite Actor&Actress: Kevin Spacey, Salma Hayek
Favorte song(s): Glory Days
Favorite Band(s): Springsteen, Petty, moe., Warren Zevon, Better than Ezra, John Cunningham
Favorte Vehicle: no car in NYC
Favorite website: sportsguy.net, wackbag, imdb.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer
Favorite O&A show: first Homeless Shopping Spree because I grew up right by Short Hills Mall
Best line that you use from O&A: Blech
Worst O&A show you heard: I was very happy to hear it, but that first show on XM stunk
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Laverne & Shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: Two come to mind "Mister we can use a hanger when your mother gets pregnant again." and "That's the sign our producer gives when a guest is getting too boring."

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): I like me
Favortie post whore: none
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: none
Funniest wackbagger: we're all a bunch of silly geese
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: none

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: making a girl squirt
Worst sexual experience: I blacked out this one time and came to while walking home with this thing, don't know where I met her but I was too drunk to stop it
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: see above "Best Sexual Experience"
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: my office
Most embarassing sexual moment: see above "Worse Sexual Experience"
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends, but usually talking
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: there's a certain look a woman can give that I really can't explain
What gets you about the oppisite sex: lower back tattoos
Favorite porn star: probably Briana Banks
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Chester'sLiver]

Name: Ryan
Age: 23
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Italian Irish erman
Job/School: Digital Imaging Specialist
Hobbies: Drinking, Hanging out with friends
Turn on: Hot chicks
Turn off: stuck up bitches who think they are better hen everyon else
Favorite food(s): cold chinese
Favorite drink(s): Captain and Coke, Heiniken
Favorite movie(s): Snatch, Goodfellas, any horror movie
Favorite Show(s): Family Guy, Scrubs, Law and Order -SVU and CI-
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jason Statham,Eliza Dushku
Favorte song(s): Remember- Disturbed
Favorite Band(s): Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Green Day
Favorte Vehicle: Chevy Avalanche
Favorite website: Wackbag.com - duh

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Rega, Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: too many to count.
Best line that you use from O&A: Ring Ring Ring Bannanna Phone!
Worst O&A show you heard: never had one
Most annoying guest on O&A: Wheel Chair Fred
Best cringe moment on O&A: Mr. DvD

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Sex in a hot tub was great
Worst sexual experience: the last time with my ex-fiance it was just like ug this is over!
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another chick to come and join - CallmeQtie interested? :icon_wink
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy, Girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Car Lot
Most embarassing sexual moment: My Ex lost control while on top of me and wound up peeing right on me and unlike Jimmy I did not enjoy it.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: sometimes talker sometimes quite
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:a girl kissing my neck always gets me.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: great eyes.
Favorite porn star: Brianna Banks
For the chicks (spit or swallow):
:action-sm

[CallmeQtie]

1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another chick to come and join - CallmeQtie interested? :icon_wink
:action-sm
HAHAHA! :action-sm

[pointblankJ9]

Name: Janine
Age: 32
Sex:F
Maritial Status: Married (almost 10 years!)
Nationality: Irish/Italian
Job/School: CS/SS Manager @ Entertainment Distribution Company
Hobbies: playing here at wackbag, web design, evil crafts, etc.
Turn on: intelligence/humor
Turn off: people who “aks a question”, just about anyone who frequents the ‘boardy barn’ on long island…anyone who’s been there knows the type. If you’ve been there and don’t know, then you ARE the type.
Favorite food(s): Italian
Favorite drink(s): captain and ginger
Favorite movie(s): I enjoy awful movies as much as good ones… the warriors, dog day afternoon, goodfellas, godfather 1 & 2, author, author, annie, dirty dancing, goin’ ape, taxi driver, sleepaway camp, etc.
Favorite TV show(s): desparate housewives, the sopranos, surreal life, queer eye
Favorite Actor&Actress: Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell
Favorte song(s): Into the Pit (Testament) Angel of Death (Slayer) Drive (Incubus) too many more to think of.
Favorite Band(s): Testament, King Diamond, Point Blank, Judas Priest and Incubus
Favorte Vehicle: I just want a nice new Maxima and I’ll be happy…Yes, I’m getting old.
Favorite website: gotta say Wackbag.com. Pointblank.tv is fun because I created it. After that, Foundry, blabbermouth, and metal sludge.

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr, Ozzy so far…
Favorite O&A show: varies by the day, I like the train wrecks best.
Best line that you use from O&A: At the moment, I’m partial to singing the professor Anthony jingle around the house
Worst O&A show you heard: can’t think of one. They all have their good points, and their worst shows are better than anything else.
Most annoying guest on O&A: any of the football players, simply because I have no tolerance for the game
Best cringe moment on O&A: The first time I heard the Terri Schiavo audio…I was not just cringing, but squirming in my car.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: On occasion, I experience - let’s just say “high viscosity”
Worst sexual experience: first time.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: conception (sorry)
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) – cg/ds
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I don’t know about this one. I think I AM getting too old.
Most embarassing sexual moment: “it’s not too sweet, it’s not too tart…”
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: if I try to be quiet, I squeak.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: contact with my ears…whispering, etc.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: a guys pelvic bone, and the flat spot on a man’s lower back (right above the ass)
Favorite porn star: Ron Jeremy – he’s not handsome, but so huggable
For the chicks (spit or swallow): spitting is so unladylike

[HerkyJerkySmurf]

Name: Joe
Age: 30
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Italian
Job/School: Vice President of a manufacturing company
Hobbies: Riding my Harley, concerts, Hockey games and goin to football games
Turn on: eyes, legs
Turn off: pushy & arrogant
Favorite food(s): Anything Italian
Favorite drink(s): Corona
Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas, Godfather, The Program, Miracle
Favorite Show(s): The Shield, Rescue Me, Biker Buildoff, Sopranos
Favorite Actor&Actress: Michael Chiklis/James Gandolfini
Favorte song(s): I Fuckin Hate You - Godsmack
Favorite Band(s): Linkin Park, Godsmack, Rob Zombie
Favorte Vehicle: 65 Camaro RS/SS
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com www.indianlarry.com www.westcoastchoppers.com www.martinbrosbikes.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Stephen Lynch, Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show: Too many to list
Best line that you use from O&A: Jesus Fuckin Christ
Worst O&A show you heard: cant realy think of any
Most annoying guest on O&A: Retarded Laverne & Shirley/Stalker Patti
Best cringe moment on O&A: 55 Gallon Drum Challenge

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Jerseygirl, PyrettaGirl,Wickedjester, niklbag
Favortie post whore: hmmm
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Wifflebatlube/Cage
Funniest wackbagger: too many to list

[moosenman]

Name: Jeremy
Age: 25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Eastern Europe Jew/ Irish Red necks
Job/School: Between jobs right now
Hobbies: Model building shooting pool umm other stuff
Turn on: Humor/intelligence
Turn off: annoying stupid people
Favorite food(s): General Tsou's Chicken
Favorite drink(s): Mountain Dew
Favorite movie(s): The Great Escape
Favorite TV show(s): 24
Favorite Actor&Actress: Elisha Cuthbert and Val Kilmer
Favorte song(s): Fade to Black
Favorite Band(s): Metallica, Shine Down, Fear Factory just to name a few
Favorte Vehicle: Ferrari Enzo
Favorite website: Wackbag.com silly goose

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Carlos Mencia
Favorite O&A show: Corrine the naked teen
Best line that you use from O&A:Gravy legs
Worst O&A show you heard: After they were fired, the show that was in there place. D & M ech
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: The Dewigging

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: None really
Worst sexual experience: My first time. I was 19 she was 13. I felt so guilty I cried afterwards.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I'd just like to get some on a regular basis.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: none really
Most embarassing sexual moment: dad walked in on me and a gal
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent, i sweat alot though
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: I dunno what exactly
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Ummm I'll get back to you on that
Favorite porn star: I don't follow porn close enough to know names
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[zrainfirez]

Name: Seth
Age: 24
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Not married
Nationality: Irish/german
Job/School: Self Employeed
Hobbies: ridding horses anything fun and intresting
Turn on: pierced bellybutton
Turn off: a chick with more rolls than a bakery
Favorite food(s): pizza, steak
Favorite drink(s): Pepsi, Captin and Coke
Favorite movie(s): Gone in 60 seconds
Favorite TV show(s): CSI las vegas
Favorite Actor&Actress: Sean connery, Angelina Jolie
Favorte song(s): Too many to list
Favorite Band(s): Godsmack, Paul Oakenfold, Various other DJ's
Favorte Vehicle: Dodge Ram
Favorite website: wackbag.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Stephin lynch
Favorite O&A show: all of them
Best line that you use from O&A: Ok, Terrific
Most annoying guest on O&A: That bitch from sexits
Best cringe moment on O&A: Fred and his dildo


and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Sex on the beach when i lived in tx
Worst sexual experience: dont have one
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Have a bottle of viagra and a dozen woman at once :icon_mrgr
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): reverse cowgirl, doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: in an elevator of a hotel
Most embarassing sexual moment: Getting caught by her mom
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
a cute smile
Favorite porn star: Dont really have one if they look good there ok in my book..

[lil'hangerwound]

Name: marc
Age:28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: irish/italian
Job/School: carpenter
Hobbies: golf, basketball, running, books
Turn on: sense of humor, eyes
Turn off:conceited girls
Favorite food(s): steak and potatoes. clams
Favorite drink(s): orange vitamin water Dont drink alcohol that much, amstel if I do
Favorite movie(s): godfather, braveheart, pulp fiction, caddyshack, hoosiers
Favorite TV show(s): curb your enthusiasm, chappelle, daily show,sopranos
Favorite Actor&Actress: deniro,nicholson, gary oldman, ps hoffman, pacino
Favorte song(s): RVM, release, leash,glad tidings are a few, way too many to list
Favorite Band(s): Pearl jam, nirvana, Marley, zeppelin,floyd,stones,Van morrison
Favorte Vehicle: (That I had) jeep gr.cherokee (dream) Gt2
Favorite website: espn(sportsguy column), ebaumsworld, wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: mohr,dice,regan,breuer,patrice,colin
Favorite O&A show: too many to list
Best line that you use from O&A:ok terriffic, I stink, many more
Worst O&A show you heard: first on XM(way to much build up on my part)
Most annoying guest on O&A: lady di
Best cringe moment on O&A:whenever opie is a dick to the guest(priceless)

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): wifflebat,mike h,khemesrty,stella,(dont know any of just enjoy your posts)
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: all of you
Favortie post whore:
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:Ajellydonut,carlspackler,reefdweller
Funniest wackbagger: cage,cigars and scotch, therer are a lot of the photoshop guys I think are funny. Everyone has there moments though
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: whaaaaaa.


And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: the ones that go on all night. where you go a bunch of times
Worst sexual experience: first,it was great to do it, but it lasted all of about 4 pumps
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:for the girl to just be completely relaxed and comfortable.CALMO
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)any
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:outside
Most embarassing sexual moment:caught 2 knuckles deep in an ex by her mother when I was 16-had to wait 30 min for my parents to pick me up-fun 30 minutes
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends, all three on diff occasions
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:a certain smile (cant explain)
What gets you about the oppisite sex: everything
Favorite porn star: jenna,janine
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

__________________

[lil'hangerwound]

Worst sexual experience: My first time. I was 19 she was 13. I felt so guilty ):
I think a judge would say the same thing



good thing I caught that before you changed your answer.hahahaha

[stella4star]

Favorite wackbagger(s): wifflebat,mike h,khemesrty,stella,(dont know any of just enjoy your posts)

Aw, thanks! :icon_redf

[Jerseygirl]

Age:23
Sex:F
Maritial Status: S
Nationality: Italian, Irish, & Dutch
Job/School: Office Work
Hobbies: Skiing, Smokin Trees, PS2,
Turn on: Men in suits/uniform with nice cologne
Turn off:Dirtbags
Favorite food(s): Fillet Mignon
Favorite drink(s): Orange Soda
Favorite movie(s): Six Sense
Favorite TV show(s): 24, contendor, law and order SVU
Favorite Actor&Actress: Julia Roberts, Brad Pit
Favorte song(s): Cannabis Navy Seals, "dr. Green thumb", too many...
Favorite Band(s): NOFX, Greenday, etc
Favorte Vehicle: Lamborgini
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Patrice
Favorite O&A show: 55gal drum challange
Best line that you use from O&A:Ok Teriffic
Worst O&A show you heard: (worst like cringe) When they took Patty's wig
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Dead Monkey Hummer

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Herky Jerky Smurf :icon_wink ,Niklbag, CAGE, PAPA, Khem
Favortie post whore: NONE
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: MINE (thanks to Cage)
Funniest wackbagger: "Pat from Moonachie".....ugh

[Minge]

Name: GingerMinge
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Attached
Nationality: Swiss / Native American
Job/School: Register Jockey
Hobbies:
Turn on: The on switch, huddlah!
Turn off: The off switch, ho ho!
Favorite food(s): EasyMac and Lasagna.
Favorite drink(s): Coca~Cola and Pepsi.
Favorite movie(s): Rules of Attraction, Se7en.
Favorite TV show(s): Mystery Science Theater 3000, NewsRadio.
Favorite Actor&Actress: I could care less about any actor, but the person who I've admired forever: Phil Hartman.
Favorte song(s): Too many to name.
Favorite Band(s): Alice in Chains, White Zombie.
Favorte Vehicle: None.
Favorite website: http://www.wackbag.com/

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr, Brother Joe.
Favorite O&A show: The one with me, and any show in March of 2005.
Best line that you use from O&A: OK, Terrific.
Worst O&A show you heard: Any show with Lady Di.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di. I've actually not listened to whole shows because of that mess.
Best cringe moment on O&A: Valby Showcase. I fucking love that.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Having sex.
Worst sexual experience: Not having sex.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: To cum.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): The one where my penis is in her vagina, mouth, ass, tits, or hands.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I never discriminate against any environment, I'll do it in the most uncomfortable of places.
Most embarassing sexual moment: The one where I was like, "You know, I could go for some sex right now," and she goes, "really?" and I go, "... yeah."
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I theaten girls during sex usually.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: No clue.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Their vaginas.
Favorite porn star: None.
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Swal... oh. Nevermind.

[Yahman]

Name: Yahman
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: S
Nationality: Irish/Lithuanian
Job/School: Entering the NYPD police academy in July
Hobbies: Listening to music
Turn on: girls who are hot who arent trying to be hot
Turn off: annouying girls
Favorite food(s): Italian
Favorite drink(s): gaterade, beer
Favorite movie(s): Blackwawk Down, Seven
Favorite TV show(s): CSI, Third Watch, The sheild. Deadwood, The Wire
Favorite Actor&Actress: angelina jolie and caterine zeta jone (god they are hot)
Favorte song(s): there are alot
Favorite Band(s): 311, the Offspring, sevendust, Greenday, incubus,linkin park
Favorte Vehicle: i love the 60s cameros, but i have a another favorite the new mustang
Favorite website: http://www.wackbag.com/

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Bruer
Favorite O&A show: all most all make me laugh, but the 55 gallon drum challenges were great
Best line that you use from O&A: OK, Terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: probably the second they did when they got back
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: anythign with Patty from the WNEW days

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: getting head in a movie thearter
Worst sexual experience: her mom coming home in the middle
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: cumming at the same time
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggie, her on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: i wouldnt mind doing it in a hot tub or pool
Most embarassing sexual moment: when my gf mom came home in the middle....
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: everything about them
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[PRbeauty1]

Name: Corinne
Age: 26
Maritial Status: To complicated to get into (in litigation)
Nationality: Puerto Fucking Rican,
Job/School: Actress/Singer, Model, DJ, Salsa Instructor, F. Designer, Sales Manager and attending school for Communications
Hobbies: Singing, Dancing, Full Contact Sports, getting into trouble with friends, acting stupid.
Turn on: sincerity, sense of humor, personality
Turn off: i don't care, cause i don't pay attention to those things i don't like.
Favorite food(s): Arroz con Gandules Y Pernil, Rice and Chicken, Steak, Pizza and Chicken Parm,
Favorite drink(s): Root Beer, Cherry Coke, Malibu Breeze, Fuzzy Navel, and Sex on a Beach
Favorite movie(s): There are tooo many to list them all
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Punk'd (love watching celebs cringe), Conan O'Brian, Tough Crowd (when it was on)
Favorite Actor&Actress: FUCK ALL THEM!! ME!!!
Favorte song(s): Black - Pearl Jam, Defying Gravity - WICKED the musical , Asi Como Hoy - Marc Anthony, Preciosa - Marc Anthony, One Sweet Day - MC and B2M (sentimental reasons) Closer - NIN
Favorite Band(s): Pearl Jam, Incubus, Queens of the Stoneage, Jane's Addiction, Maroon 5, Audioslave, System of the Down, NIN..... so many more..
Favorte Vehicle: Anything Convertible
Favorite website(s): Eatabullet.com and Opieandanthony.com



Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest(s) on O&A: Breuer, Lynch, Charlie Murphy
Favorite O&A show(s): Razor roller scooter (Breuer), Diary of a fetus, poker chips, so many, so many!!
Best line that you use from O&A: Ok terriffic!, Your Mom's Box
Worst O&A show you heard: there are none sir!!!!!
Most annoying guest on O&A: who isn't
Best cringe moment on O&A: poker chips and ripping of the book by jimmy

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Princess Nikki, Cage, Khemystri, Tax Cuntz, Sex Hoagie, Lambo, and the rest of the crew in PT!!!
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: Buster Hyman
Favortie post whore: ME!!!
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Tax Cuntz
Funniest wackbagger: soo many, we all have our days except me!
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: the toolbox

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: I'm gonna plea the 5th right now
Worst sexual experience: have'nt had any yet.. unless you consider faking it.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Have a girl join me... and letting me violate her!!
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): me on top, cowgirl, doggy, missionary... i like the feeling of a man on top of me!
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: in a hot tub, while driving (me on top of him while he was driving) outside in the parking lot next to the car, in broad daylight sitting on his lap.
Most embarassing sexual moment: never had any to speak of...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: i'm a moaner, a talker, silent if it's neccessary..... love telling the guy to do things..
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when a guy tells me they love my pussy, it is a complete turn-on, whether it's when they are going down on me or fucking me! also i like to her a man moan when i'm sucking his cock or fucking the hell out of him!
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes and the way a man smells
Favorite porn star: Brianna Banks
For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow (any chick that does'nt is a cunt!)
__________________

[Mike H]

For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow (any chick that does'nt is a cunt!)

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't have the balls to make a statement like that; God bless you Corinne.

[PrncssNikki]

Wow. I should update mine. The last time I filled it out, I was still a virgin. :icon_eek:

[NikDaSchwugie]

Name: Niki
Age: 27
Sex: Femalien
Maritial Status: Single (but I <3 single sex)
Nationality: Negro
Job/School: Blah blah financial blah blah.
Hobbies: Baseball, wrestling, bowling
Turn on: White guys in white socks
Turn off: Any other kind of guy
Favorite food(s): Indian, Soul food
Favorite drink(s): Cosmos
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Terminator 2, Aliens, pretty much anything with people screaming in terror and things blowing up real good.
Favorite TV show(s): 24
Favorite Actor&Actress: Robert Patrick/Kiefer Sutherland, no actresses I like
Favorte song(s): "The World Is Mine (Deep Dish Remix) by David Guetta
Favorite Band(s): FUCK BANDS. House music all night long bitch.
Favorte Vehicle: Acura MDX
Favorite website: www.j-mike.com ('cause it's mine), wackbag. www.411mania.com, www.defamer.com, www.pagesixsixsix.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Patrice
Favorite O&A show: Can't pick just one
Best line that you use from O&A: It's Crazy, nuts insane and OK, terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: Never heard a bad one yet
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker chips.

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Bach, Biv, Doughboy, Seth
Favortie post whore: Me!
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Tax Kuntz. It's fascinating.
Funniest wackbagger: Everybody is pretty good here.
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Default

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: In Seattle, I met a guy off the internet and he found my g-spot in 3 minutes.
Worst sexual experience: Losing my virginity.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Chris Jericho ready to join in.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Missionary with pillows, doggy, me on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Mount Rainier, Times Square, in the ring at Wrestlemania with a sweaty Batista
Most embarassing sexual moment: Queefing and being laughed at.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I'm loud and have been complained about.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: So cliche but speaking a foreign language, and hot legs and ass.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Ass. OMG, I love man ass.
Favorite porn star: Ace Hanson
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Depends on the guy, but I don't spit unless provoked.

[Chester'sLiver]

Turn on: sincerity, sense of humor, personality

:action-sm I fit that description!


what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when a guy tells me they love my pussy, it is a complete turn-on, whether it's when they are going down on me or fucking me!
I love your pussy! :icon_mrgr

[cableone12]

i need to update mine:

for favorite wackbagger im going to add PRBeauty1. she fucking rocks! I've met a lot of people in my life, but no one like her. Bra-fucking-vo Corrine! :clap:

[PRbeauty1]

:action-sm I fit that description!


I love your pussy! :icon_mrgr


Im sorry mister, but, i'm taken, and i'm very happy :action-sm



i need to update mine:
for favorite wackbagger im going to add PRBeauty1. she fucking rocks! I've met a lot of people in my life, but no one like her. Bra-fucking-vo Corrine!

Thank You very much, i appreciate the compliment :icon_mrgr
I'm glad im on your cool list.

[Chester'sLiver]

[QUOTE=PRbeauty1]Im sorry mister, but, i'm taken, and i'm very happy :action-sm
QUOTE]

Hey doesn't hurt to try!!! :action-sm

[judoGTI]

Im sorry mister, but, i'm taken, and i'm very happy :action-sm



Oh you just think you are.... I could wrangle you down and give you the treatment. :):)

[Buster H]

Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: Buster Hyman

How could you want to know any more? You already know my whole life story!

[sandy beaches]

Name: Sandra
Age: 36 1/2
Sex: F
Maritial Status: M
Nationality: Italian/German
Job/School: Accounting
Hobbies: Darts / Animals
Turn on: touching
Turn off: groping
Favorite food(s): McDonalds (that evil place)
Favorite drink(s): Snapple Diet Raspberry Iced Tea (with Malibu)
Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld
Favorite Actor&Actress: Brad Pitt (hottest man ever created) & Sandra Bullock
Favorte song(s): Sickness
Favorite Band(s): Disturbed (thanks to the play in the show)
Favorte Vehicle: BMW M3
Favorite website: duh?


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Breuer (i can't help laughing when he giggles)
Favorite O&A show: all of them
Best line that you use from O&A: ok terrific
Worst O&A show you heard: never heard a bad show
Most annoying guest on O&A: Li Di by far most "annoying" / ed asner biggest dick
Best cringe moment on O&A: definately the sex for sam broadcast

And now to the wackbag people

The rest to be updated....this is long!

Favorite wackbagger(s): cigarsandscotch (always clever)
Favortie post whore:
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:
Funniest wackbagger:
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want):
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex:
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[vagpump]

Name: Sandra
Hobbies: Darts / Animals

is that two different things or is that throwing darts at animals?

[IRISHJERICHO]

Name: BILL
Age: 25
Sex: M
Maritial Status: M
Nationality: IRISH
Job/School: SECURITY MANAGER
Hobbies: SPORTS,LIFTING
Turn on: NICE LIPS, PONYTAILS
Turn off: BIG NOSES
Favorite food(s): CHICKEN PARM, STEAK
Favorite drink(s): BUD,MILK
Favorite movie(s): BOILER ROOM, DUSK TILL DAWN, SNATCH, ROUNDERS
Favorite TV show(s): RENO 911, OZ, SOUTH PARK, DOG BOUNTY HUNTER
Favorite Actor&Actress: ED NORTON, COURTNEY COXS
Favorte song(s): TNT
Favorite Band(s):AC/DC,ZEPPLIN
Favorte Vehicle: BIG WHEEL
Favorite website:TIMEKILLER.COM, WACKBAG.COM


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: BREUER
Favorite O&A show: WHEN EVER CHRINGE IS ON
Best line that you use from O&A: HA HA YOUR A GIRL
Worst O&A show you heard: ANY TIME CARLOS MECINA IS IN STUDIO
Most annoying guest on O&A: DICE(FUUNY BUT ANNOYING)
Best cringe moment on O&A: THE THEIR IS NO SANTA BIT

And now to the wackbag people

The rest to be updated....this is long!

Favorite wackbagger(s): ALL
Favortie post whore: N/A
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:N/A
Funniest wackbagger: N/A
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: N/A

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience:FIRST TIME
Worst sexual experience: FIRST TIME
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:KATIE HOLMES TO JOIN IN
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): LYING ON SIDES
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: MOVIE THEATER
Most embarassing sexual moment:NONE
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: TALKER
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: N/A
What gets you about the oppisite sex: N/A
Favorite porn star: GAUGE
For the chicks (spit or swallow):N/A
__________________

[sandy beaches]

is that two different things or is that throwing darts at animals?


no... two separate entities. :)

[IamAWOWgurl]

Name: Maria
Age: 22
Sex: f
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: Colombian
Job/School: Rutgers U, bank teller
Hobbies: dance, books, history, fashion, porn
Turn on: I like when a fella smells nice, sense of humor.
Turn off: lack of confidence, stubborness
Favorite food(s): Moz. stix aka heaven sticks
Favorite drink(s): coca cola, junebug
Favorite movie(s): Cold Mountain, Boogie Nights, My Ass is Haunted, Just bangin'
Favorite TV show(s): Wonder Showzen, Six Feet Under, Da Ali G Show.
Favorite Actor&Actress: Katherine O'hara
Favorte song(s): Journey "dont stop believing", Snoop Dogg "Gin and Juice"
Nina Sky "Oye Mi Canto"
Favorite Band(s): Incubus, Rilo Kiley, Saves the Day
Favorte Vehicle: mine
Favorite website: Hardcoregossip.com, Whatevs.org, Ohnotheydidnt.


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Tracy Morgan
Favorite O&A show: A.F.R.O.
Best line that you use from O&A: "OHDEARLORD"
Worst O&A show you heard: x Games
Most annoying guest on O&A: retarded laverne and shirley
Best cringe moment on O&A: its new but "steve from yellowstone" was fantastic even if it was a lot like calls from Iris, Kenny Allen, Andre the giant, and jan brady.

And now to the wackbag people


Favorite wackbagger(s): my alter ego njwowfan69
Favortie post whore: ...
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:...
Funniest wackbagger: self
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: ...

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: sex with my ex ex whenever he would visit was always fantastic.
Worst sexual experience: Having sex with a boy who was ridiculously attractive yet awwwwwwwwwful, telling me i had a gorgeous pussy in a boston accent. I wanted to throat punch him.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: face smacking, spitting, gaping.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggie or me on top.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: probably in the back of an suv.

Most embarassing sexual moment: probably saying something horrendous in the heat of the moment.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker, moaner, screamer if possible.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: someone being intensely into you.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: neck, smell.
Favorite porn star: Flower Tucci. Belladonna
For the chicks (spit or swallow): swallow.

[WowFreak]

Name: Oscar
Age:18
Sex:Male
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: German/Japanese/Cuban
Job/School: Student
Hobbies: Gaming,Martial Arts, Radio, Anime
Turn on: Long Haired Brunettes, Latino Chicks
Turn off:Asian Women
Favorite food(s): Japanese
Favorite drink(s): Water
Favorite movie(s): Pulp Fiction, KB 1&2, Star Wars Ep 4&5, Ridley Scott Movies
Favorite TV show(s): Mythbusters
Favorite Actor&Actress: Christopher Walken & Uma Thurman
Favorte song(s): Progenies of the Great Apocalypse by Dimmu Borgir
Favorite Band(s): Opeth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Bleeding Through
Favorte Vehicle: BMW X5
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com www.penny-arcade.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Ozzy
Favorite O&A show: Tony Danza,AFRO 05, One Man Star Wars Guy
Best line that you use from O&A:Car Crash sound affect in my head
Worst O&A show you heard: Every one with Sandy Kane
Most annoying guest on O&A: SANDY KANE
Best cringe moment on O&A:Opie Throwing Chips at Couch Woman

[Jef Leppard]

Name: chris
Age: 34
Sex: m
Maritial Status: chick lives here to ,she cleans for sex
Nationality: chicagoin
Job/School: carpenter
Hobbies: fishin,nascar
Turn on: chicks that put out
Turn off: chicks that dont
Favorite food(s): beef sangwhiches
Favorite drink(s): VO
Favorite movie(s): pee party girls vol. 1-9
Favorite TV show(s): mxc
Favorite Actor&Actress: that one dude from that movie,Angelina Jolie s lips
Favorte song(s): die die darling
Favorite Band(s):the misfits
Favorte Vehicle: my truck
Favorite website:mancowmilitia.com (http://mancowmilitia.com/phpBB2/index.php) its all wackbaggers posting there


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: ed asner tracy morgan
Favorite O&A show: anything peterson
Best line that you use from O&A: what you gonna do it all day?
Worst O&A show you heard:sandy kane
Most annoying guest on O&A:sandy kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: what else S4S3

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): poison girl (tee hee)
Favortie post whore: myself
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: the one i cant get to work
Funniest wackbagger: youre all fucked
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:the black one

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: 2 girls at once(only happened once also)
Worst sexual experience: the very fist time
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: you really dont wanna know
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want):my cock her hole(s)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: next to the stage at the will county fair
Most embarassing sexual moment why would I be embarassed
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: filthy pig
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: apretty face is all it takes
Favorite porn star: how can you have 1 favorite there all good eggs
For the chicks (spit or swallow):





hey nikdashwoogie it just so happens im white and wearing ONLY white socks :icon_idea

[Sutsu]

Name: Stu
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: horribly single
Nationality: Irish/English/unknown
Job/School: parts jockey for Autozone
Hobbies: working on cars, computers, O&A, politics
Turn on: chicks in thongs
Turn off: blatant unapologetic stupidity or paranoid insanity
Favorite food(s): Outback
Favorite drink(s): Black haus, liquid heroin, Deserono and coke
Favorite movie(s): Serenity, Trek First Contact, I Robot, Ghostbusters, Animal House, MASH, too many more to mention
Favorite TV show(s): Enterprise, RAW, does NASCAR count too?
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jennifer Love Hewitt or Nicole Kidman *drool*
Favorte song(s): Metallica - Call of Ktulu and Master of Puppets, the S&M version
Favorite Band(s): Ozzy, Aerosmith, Queen, STP, Metallica pre-St.Anger
Favorte Vehicle: my 87 CRX that I rebuild with my own two hands (mostly)
Favorite website: homestarrunner.com, redpepperracing.com, capitolhillcoffeehouse.com, eatabullet.com


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Ted Nugent, Brian Regan, Breuer, Mohr,
Favorite O&A show: Too many to call
Best line that you use from O&A: Go take a tumble in a dryer with Magic Johnson and a box of razor blades!
Worst O&A show you heard: *shrugs*
Most annoying guest on O&A: Bernie Goetz
Best cringe moment on O&A: The Whistler

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): BB1, WBL, JimNorton
Favortie post whore: Jesus, Norton doesn't even have any dates that I could plug here.
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: WBL's old 'Bombs Away! Mrrf!' one
Wackbagger you'd like to know better: Son of Spaz, turdfrgsn, BCH, Qtie (who wouldn't!) and many others
Funniest wackbagger: Tough call between Cage or C&S photoshop posts or Glenn Dandy when he's posting drunk.
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: There are more skins?

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: First time my ex went down on me
Worst sexual experience: every time she was done 'cause she never finished.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: finish.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): er...
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: n/a
Most embarassing sexual moment: almost getting caught while jerkin' it.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: not sure, need more experience
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Their general look and attitude. Happy goofy people rub off on me.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: chicks with shapely legs and asses, and chicks in thongs
Favorite porn star: n/a
For the chicks (spit or swallow):I'd take either

[Sludge Factory]

Name: Michael
Age: soon to be 37
Sex: seems to have retreated to "special occasions" - Oh, sorry - Male
Maritial Status: Single, but tied down
Nationality: Irish American
Job/School: Pepsi Cola Sales Rep
Hobbies: music, electronics, wine
Turn on: eyes & tits
Turn off: crossed eyes & flat chests
Favorite food(s): filet mignon
Favorite drink(s): Stags Leap Petite Syrah
Favorite movie(s): Seven
Favorite TV show(s): The Shield
Favorite Actor & Actress: n/a
Favorte song(s): Sludge Factory
Favorite Band(s): Alice In Chains, Collective Soul, Earshot, Alter Bridge
Favorte Vehicle: Plymouth Prowler or Lincoln Mark VIII (both extinct)
Favorite website: Be Different... (http://www.ixquick.com)

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr always makes for funny radio
Favorite O&A show: as a whole, probably the Philly roadshow prior to the Kid Rock concert (parking lot hummer and the dead monkey hummer).
Best line that you use from O&A: Jimmy's "Awful" and Anthony's suddenly interested "Oh..... Oh, Oooohhh" and Anthony's "Niiiccce"
Worst O&A show you heard: I called in late on October 4, 2004 so I could hear the first show on XM, and it was such a letdown. It's only gotten better since then.
Most annoying guest on O&A: the sexpert - she stunk
Best cringe moment on O&A: The Fight - Jimmy:fight6:Opie - I thought that this was the end of Jimmy on the show. It is the Opie & Anthony show, but I don't know if I could go on without hearing Jimmy rip another caller or bring up another classing line about abortion, AIDS or a lil' fetus from Modesto.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Getting a round of applause from the hotel room next to us in Vegas
Worst sexual experience: first time - waiting for months to make a move on a girl I was dying to get together with, only to be so nervous that I couldn't keep it up <cue Jimmy, "I, I got scared">
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: another girl knock on the door and ask "Can I play, too?"
Favorite position: her on top; doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: I'm way too conservative to be doing outside the bedroom.
Most embarassing sexual moment: see "Worst" above
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I like it loud!!
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: their eyes and smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: i Gotta havE thOSE TITS!!!
Favorite porn star: not into porn; default to Jenna
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Note to the chicks: How about one that can just finish the job? I could care less what they do with it!

[BusyChild04]

Name: Artie
Age: 19
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Hispanic
Job/School: Federal Probations, Transfering to University of Texas
Hobbies: DJing, Music producing, XBOX
Turn on: eyes and ass
Turn off: crossed eyes, saggy ass, no sense of humor
Favorite food(s): T-Bone Steak
Favorite drink(s): Guinness
Favorite movie(s): The Blair Witch PRoject, Helter Skelter, Sin City
Favorite TV show(s): Family Guy
Favorite Actor & Actress: n/a
Favorte song(s): Blowout
Favorite Band(s): The Crystal Method, The Chemical Brothers, Orbital
Favorte Vehicle: 1996 Dodge Viper GTS and 1978 Trans Am
Favorite website: Umm...wackbag :icon_wink

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr and Vos (good for tooling on)
Favorite O&A show: A December one during the Tony Danza assault and tooling on Christmas and Scott Peterson
Best line that you use from O&A: "Hi sweety"
Worst O&A show you heard: Any show with that whore Sandy Kane
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker Chips

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: When my ex bent over once and said "I want to try anal." :clap:
Worst sexual experience: accidental teeth touching with my hog.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: a girl sitting on my cock and another sitting on my face.
Favorite position: doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Did it during a KISS concert.
Most embarassing sexual moment:...none as of now...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Me silent, her screaming
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: their eyes and smile
What gets you about the oppisite sex: the mound and shape of the ass when she's laying down or bent over.
Favorite porn star: Devon and Sunset Thomas

[fothermucker]

Name: Brett
Age: 21
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: American, Caucasian
Job/School: Clemson University, German major
Hobbies: guitar, video games
Turn on: quiet girls who dont know how hot they really are
Turn off: obnoxious blondes who expect to be worshipped
Favorite food(s): italian/asian cuisine
Favorite drink(s): corona/killians
Favorite movie(s): legends of the fall
Favorite TV show(s): married with children, most HBO original series (rome http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
Favorite Actor&Actress: Gary Oldman & no clue
Favorite song(s): changes so often it's hard to say
Favorite Band(s): Acid Bath
Favorite Vehicle: i dont give a dogshit about cars
Favorite website: dict.leo.org

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Robert Kelly
Favorite O&A show: Staple gun challenge or Heston vs Reagan
Best line that you use from O&A: the "ooooooooooh" thing Jimmy does
Worst O&A show you heard: dont know, only the great ones stick out in my mind
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patty
Best cringe moment on O&A: TAKE THE WIG, TAKE THE WIG

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: first one was pretty good
Worst sexual experience: trying to have phone sex with GF who didn't know how to
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: the girl to talk like a dirty slut
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: any place spur of the moment
Most embarassing sexual moment: getting some poo on my finger after i stuck a finger up my ex's ass during sex
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: when a girl shows she wants to fuck you without any mind games
What gets you about the opposite sex: legs that you want to slide you hands over for hours
Favorite porn star: that german chick with the huge ass and great looking pussy
For the chicks (spit or swallow): as long as they're doing it, dont care

[stokedaspossibl]

Name: Lauren
Age:20
Sex:F
Maritial Status: happy
Nationality: lithuanian and italian
Job/School: went to school to be a cop, now work at a mortgage company
Hobbies: jogging, softball, anything outside, the beach, 4 wheeling
Turn on: humor!
Turn off: snobbyness
Favorite food(s): mac and cheese
Favorite drink(s): beer, cherry coke, water
Favorite movie(s): wizerd of oz, milo and otis (i'm a total child)
Favorite TV show(s): curb your enthusiasm, sopranos,
Favorite Actor&Actress: i like the old school actors like humphrey bogart
Favorte song(s): anything i can scream to
Favorite Band(s): far from the tree, my brothers band, rock, etc
Favorte Vehicle: my mercedez
Favorite website: www.thesuperficial.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: anyone that starts a firey debate
Favorite O&A show: when they talked about the deformed kids and people
Best line that you use from O&A: phenominal
Worst O&A show you heard: i hated the one with the girls from gotcha girls, and sports bore me
Most annoying guest on O&A: those girls mentioned above...
Best cringe moment on O&A: i dont know just yet

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: i like the rough "i really want you" sex
Worst sexual experience: any with my ex
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: an orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) hmmmm
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: a hockey stadium parking lot
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner, but i talk if i'm not getting what i want
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:i love cute guys that look myseterious
What gets you about the oppisite sex: humor and eyes
Favorite porn star: i haven't come across one that i really liked lately, im more a fan of natural beauty
For the chicks (spit or swallow): depends on where we are when you blow your load. im not gonna spit when we are in the car driving 50mph

[Budyzir]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I went through this thread, all 5 pages in about 10 minutes, by just reading all the female posts. Some interesting ladies here.

Also happy to see a couple fellow Lithuanians hanging out, Labas.

[Budyzir]

Name: Tony

Age: 40 (Old Fart)

Sex: Male

Maritial Status: Single

Nationality: Lithuanian

Job/School: Telecommunications Engineer

Hobbies: NY Mets, NY Jets, Photography, Rugby.

Turn on: Geeky / nerdy girls, voluptuous full figures, eye glasses.

Turn off: Self centered, materialistic bitches.

Favorite food(s): STEAK !!!! Italian, Spanish, and German foods

Favorite drink(s): Beer, bourbon, Shiraz, Merlot, & Pinot Gricio

Favorite movie(s): The Lord of the Rings, Office Space, Saving Private Ryan, Rudy, Brian's Song, Goodfellas, Fail Safe, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Forbidden Planet, and pretty much any movie that O&A quote.

Favorite TV show(s): The entire Friday night line up on the SciFi channel. Im a SciFi geek. 24, Band of Brothers, any Stat Trek series, except for DS9.

Favorite Actor&Actress: I really dont have one, I think they're all a bunch of asses and our society spends to much time worshipping them.

Favorte song(s): Going to California - Led Zepplin

Favorite Band(s): Led Zepplin, Who, Van Hallen (version 1), U2, Rolling Stones, Cult, REM, & Jimmy Buffett.

Favorte Vehicle: Hummer H1

Favorite website: Whackbag, Drudge, Consumption Junction, Fark, & Voyuerweb


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Moher, Breur, Bernie Geotz, Didi, & a whole bunch more

Favorite O&A show: Too many to pick. But the post 9/11 shows were good, kinda help me out while I was at the site.

Best line that you use from O&A: "OK, Terrific!" , "Exactly!"

Worst O&A show you heard: The last WNEW show

Most annoying guest on O&A:

Best cringe moment on O&A: When Opie smashed that CD in front of Bernie

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): I spend most of my time in the Photoshop Forum and there are some brilliantly demented souls there; C&S, BAM, Mikepop, Stevethrower, NortonsHog, Cage, Tax Kuntz, Douch_Nozzel, .... the list goes on.

Favortie post whore:

Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Mikepop always has a good one. I forgot who has it but its a clip of a guy running into a dinning room and hitting an old woman out of a chair .. PRICELESS !!

Funniest wackbagger: The whole Photoshop Forum crew.

Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Soft Blue

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Sandwich massage in Thailand.

Worst sexual experience: Seriously, is there such a thing as a "bad" sexual experience?

1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: GF: "Honey, I know how much you like those three Hooter Girls, so I invited them to come home with us. Anything to make you happy!"

Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Missionary with me holding her arms pinned down above her head.

Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Under a waterfalls in upstate NY and during the day on a secluded beach in Greece. People doing the Para-sail thing were able to see us.

Most embarassing sexual moment: I was once using a dildo on a GF's ass, and, well, I "lost" it. :icon_redf

are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moaner, & grunter.

what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: I really like those shy girls who dont realize how sexy they are.

What gets you about the oppisite sex: Voluptuous full figures.

Favorite porn star: I kinda like the amateur stuff.

[stokedaspossibl]

I don’t know about anyone else, but I went through this thread, all 5 pages in about 10 minutes, by just reading all the female posts. Some interesting ladies here.

Also happy to see a couple fellow Lithuanians hanging out, Labas.

Labas! Do you speak it fluently? Nice to meet ya! :clap:

[Budyzir]

Labas! Do you speak it fluently? Nice to meet ya! :clap:

I used to as a kid. Now, I can understand Lithuanian when I hear it but, outside of the basic expressions, no I dont.

Back in '92 I spent a month visiting Lithuania, it all came back very quickly.

[BusyChild04]

Lincoln Mark VIII (both extinct)
[

My friend drives on of these. It's dropped, added DVD player and soundsystem. It's in black. Nice car.

[Sutsu]

Most embarassing sexual moment: I was once using a dildo on a GF's ass, and, well, I "lost" it. :icon_redf



"Lost" as in it 'disapeared'? Hot damn that's something.

[invisible76]

Name: Greg
Age: 28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Does it matter?
Nationality: Italian / Polish
Job/School: Biochemist / Texas A&M, Stony Brook, Stevens Tech, and soon to be UPenn
Hobbies: Movies. booze. music.
Turn on: aggressive chicks.
Turn off: bony asses and knobby knees
Favorite food(s): gyros, spanakopita, deep fried turkeys.
Favorite drink(s): Beer, preferably MagicHat#9.
Favorite movie(s): Reservoir Dogs, Rules of Attraction, Animal House.
Favorite TV show(s): Sportscenter...everything else on TV is mind-numbing
Favorite Actor&Actress: DeNiro or Spacey. Angelina Jolie.
Favorte song(s): The Ballad of Johnny X by the Bouncing Souls
Favorite Band(s): Bouncing Souls, Pietasters, Operation Ivy, Aesop Rock, Bosstones, Desmond Dekker, Descendents, LTJ Bukem, way too many more.
Favorte Vehicle: 71 chevelle SS
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: Homeless Shopping Spree at ShortHills Mall
Best line that you use from O&A: ALLEGEDLY...
Worst O&A show you heard: 9/11 and the days following, and it had nothing to do with the boys.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Pablo Francisco
Best cringe moment on O&A: Buddy Epsen and his cracking voice

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: An impromptu kitchen escapade with my chick.
Worst sexual experience: A bj from a chick with way too much teeth and way too many spiky sharp rings on her hands.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Money started shooting out of the chick's ass.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): they're all pretty good
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: On a picnic table in a park in like 30degree weather. Man i'm surprised i was able to raise the flag
Most embarassing sexual moment: finishing WAY too soon with this hot chick i just hooked up with :icon_redf
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: all of the above
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: i don't get weak, i am made of steel.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Their absolute insanity
Favorite porn star: Inari Vachs and Sky Lopez

[Tow Truck Tony]

Never seen dis b4 so i figure isll fill it out.....

Name: Tony
Age:
Sex:M
Maritial Status:
Nationality:
Job/School:
Hobbies:
Turn on:
Turn off:
Favorite food(s):
Favorite drink(s):
Favorite movie(s):
Favorite TV show(s):
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s):
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website:

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A:
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex:

[Tow Truck Tony]

Never seen dis b4 so i figure isll fill it out.....

Name: ~Tony
Age: ~Gon' b 25 next Monday 9/12
Sex: ~M
Maritial Status: ~involved with the bestest guurl on the earf
Nationality: ~Siciliano, and a couple udder tings, not really important
Job/School: ~Owner of Sconzo's Towing...(609)599-1452
Hobbies: ~O&A, R&F, WB, TRF.com, Puters, PS2, Maneta's diner, Work, My girl
Turn on: ~Long hair, pretty eyes, nice ass...
Turn off: ~obesity, dude haircuts, prudes
Favorite food(s): ~Anything from the Filling Station (Rest. in Trenton, NJ), and anything that comes out of my kitchen
Favorite drink(s): ~Bud SELECT, WAWA iced Tea, Blackhaus, JD, seven and seven
Favorite movie(s): ~Frequency, Backdraft, Office Space, Final Destination 1 & 2.
Favorite TV show(s): ~SMALLVILLE, Kim Possible
Favorite Actor&Actress: ~My sister in law....one day she might be famous
Favorte song(s): ~anything Eminem, lotsa country songs, Mr. Brightside ~ The Killers
Favorite Band(s): ~Eminem, Dre, Fifty, Snoop, The Killers, AC/DC, Metallica, GnR, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry, Big and Rich, Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Gretchen wilson
Favorte Vehicle: ~2006 GMC 4500 Crew Cab P/U truck, complete with 5th wheel attachment, and Dynamic Stealth self loading wheelift (for Repo's obviously) $56,000.00
Favorite website: ~WB, TRF.com, Popularo, Foundry, RF.net, OA.com, EBAY,

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: ~Bob Saget (XM). Breuer (WNEW)
Favorite O&A show: ~Oct, 4, 2004...
Best line that you use from O&A: ~You stink Stupid
Worst O&A show you heard: ~Aug. 16, 2002
Most annoying guest on O&A: ~Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: ~Tippy tom wacking it...

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: ~every morning, afternoon, and night.....
Worst sexual experience: ~my last g/f, fuckin lazy ass, non movin, mouth grindin, UGGHH
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: ~can't think, done it all(no ghey stuff tho...YECH)
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) ~her on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: ~back of a cop car, in the PD parking lot, without any cops knowing, won't say what town...dont wanna get in trouble
Most embarassing sexual moment: ~was dating this girl, while fuckin her twin, well i forgot who was blowing me and a said the wrong name, good thing it was the twin....hey I was 16, it's ok, wasn't able to tell the difference yet, that skill is perfected too.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: ~depends on whether or not i'm having a good time
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ~The way she looks when she is sleeping....
What gets you about the opposite sex: ~the head games

[savethewave]

Name: Jim
Age:41 (look early 30's. baby)
Sex:M
Maritial Status: D-i-v-o-r-c-e-d
Nationality: American, Irish 75, English 25
Job/School: Schoolteacher, Cumudgeon
Hobbies: DJing, Doing stand up at open mics, music
Turn on: Women with the pervert switch in the "on" position
Turn off: really dumb women...
Favorite food(s): Risotto, Chinese, mexican...
Favorite drink(s): Guinness, Newcastle, Iced black coffee.
Favorite movie(s): Casablanca, Silence of the Lambs, Blue velvet
Favorite TV show(s): Wondershozen, Adult Swim, Starved
Favorite Actor&Actress: Actor: Gene Hackman, actress: Helena Bonham-Carter
Favorte song(s): "Heroes" by David Bowie
Favorite Band(s): Bowie (pre 1981), Sex Pistols, Cure, Ramones, Curve, too many others to list.
Favorte Vehicle: 1951 VW Beetle Hebmuller convertible (only 1,000 ever made)
Favorite website: wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr....behold the glory
Favorite O&A show: 55 gallon drum challenge
Best line that you use from O&A: "ecch."
Worst O&A show you heard: 2nd Boston live show on XM.
Most annoying guest on O&A: The One-Man Star Wars guy.
Best cringe moment on O&A: see above...

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Living as a "triple" with my girlfriend, her best friend and me for four months...
Worst sexual experience: Drunk sex in college...
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: "Do what you are fucking told..."
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) all except spoon style.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Threesome in the back of a movie theatre on opening weekend of "Terminator 2"
Most embarassing sexual moment: My Mom walking in on my hot black g/f and I during a 69.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I talk very filthy, and give a lot of orders.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:??? total honesty, and no sexual hang-ups.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: someone who hates plain vanilla sex...
Favorite porn star: Ginger Lynn (classic), Chloe Nichole (modern)
For the chicks (spit or swallow): OBEY.

[Mother Shucker]

Name: Dennis
Age: 41
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married to the Devil herself
Nationality: Irish / Italian / Finish
Job/School: Supervisor for the MTA
Hobbies: Softball, golf, watching baseball and football,
Turn on: too many to list
Turn off: too many to list
Favorite food(s): Chiken franches (spelling?)
Favorite drink(s): Margaritas, ice cold beer on a hot day
Favorite movie(s): Caddy Shack, Spinal Tap, Godfather I and II, Goodfellows.
Favorite TV show(s): Soppranos, Jet and Met games
Favorite Actor&Actress: Brad Pitt, he is just so cute!
Favorte song(s): Dead and Bloated, STP
Favorite Band(s): STP, Metallica, The Eagles
Favorte Vehicle: Porsche, there is no substitute.
Favorite website: http://www.babeindex.dk/showthread.php?t=19138

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr.
Favorite O&A show: When Jay did Harry Carrey and Ant did Bob Murphey, and the CBS bit on WNEW.
Best line that you use from O&A:It looks like a wallet.
Worst O&A show you heard: Almost any remote, I hate them.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy mother fucking Kane.
Best cringe moment on O&A:Cindy Williams interview.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Had my 19 year old girlfriend over during Huricane Gloria, railed her about seven times that day, what else was there to do?
Worst sexual experience: Picked up a hog at the Boardy Barn, had no idea what I got into until I woke up the next day, Ugh!
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: For her to stop breathing, I am married for 15 years you know?
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Rusty trombone.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Your Mom's box.
Most embarassing sexual moment: See "worst sexual experience, I had two room mates who saw this pig the next day.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Talker/moaner.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:???????
What gets you about the oppisite sex: They don't have a cock.
Favorite porn star: Long Dong Silver, you got to respect that.

[MyMomsBox]

Name: Charles
Age: 29
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married to a bisexual woman
Nationality: Irish/German
Job/School: Financial Analyst
Hobbies: baseball, xbox, tattoos and piercings
Turn on: perverted women
Turn off: anyone who cant handle their drugs or alcohol
Favorite food(s): whatever dish is put in front of me
Favorite drink(s): Heineken
Favorite movie(s): 12 Monkeys, Old School, Full Metal Jacket, Snatch
Favorite TV show(s): X-Files, 30 Days, South Park
Favorite Actor&Actress: Brad Pitt / Salma Hayek
Favorte song(s): Insomnia
Favorite Band(s): Tiesto, Stone Temple Pilots, Pink Floyd, Garbage
Favorte Vehicle: my Nissan Maxima
Favorite website: fark.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: 30 Gallon Drum Challenge
Best line that you use from O&A: Hey Shitdick
Worst O&A show you heard: Sex for Sam, only cause it ruined em for 2 years
Most annoying guest on O&A: Dragon Wagon
Best cringe moment on O&A: The removal of Stalker Patty and her wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Watching my wife eating a 19 y/o's puss
Worst sexual experience: 3-some with my ex girlfriend and her friend, my ex walked out in the middle of it when it was her idea
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Oh I could get quite perverted here
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Anything on my love swing
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In the office of a CVS during work hours
Most embarassing sexual moment: passed out going down on a girl...hey...I was on percocet
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner and talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: the voice
What gets you about the oppisite sex: how open she is to new ideas
Favorite porn star: Hard to get a name from internet porn
For the chicks (spit or swallow):Name:

[Mother Shucker]

Favorite O&A show: 30 Gallon Drum Challenge

They must have done that one in Boston, like the minor leagues for the 55 gallon drum challenge.

[Lil'JimmysMule]

Name: Bill
Age: 45
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married 20 Years
Nationality: Irish/German
Job/School: Security Consultant/Access Control Specialist
Hobbies: Japanese Aikido
Turn on: Redheads - 34b's
Turn off: Fake Tits - Nipple Rings
Favorite food(s): White House Sub Shop (A.C.) Sushi - White Castle
Favorite drink(s): Corona - Rolling Rock - Guinness
Favorite movie(s): Godfather 1 & 2
Favorite TV show(s): Odd Couple
Favorite Actor&Actress: Dono
Favorte song(s): Too many to mention
Favorite Band(s): Queensryche - Garbage
Favorte Vehicle: MINE - 2K5 Dodge Magnum
Favorite website:

[Farm Flufer]

Name: Al
Age: 36
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Russian
Job/School: Electronic Security Specialist
Hobbies: Video Games
Turn on: Redheads
Turn off: Bitchines
Favorite food(s): Taco Bell
Favorite drink(s): Miller Lite
Favorite movie(s): Tommy Boy
Favorite TV show(s): 24
Favorite Actor&Actress: Edward Norton
Favorte song(s): Slayer - Chemical Warfare
Favorite Band(s): Pennywise
Favorte Vehicle: 68 GTO
Favorite website: wackbag (http://www.wackbag.com) silly

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Fuckin' Mohr
Favorite O&A show: AFRO
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Allen Sniffen phone-in
Best cringe moment on O&A: What's-her-name from KLaverne and Shirley

[RayLeOtter]

Name: Tracey
Age:28
Sex:F
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Scottish
Job/School: Customer services officer for a bank
Hobbies: Football
Turn on: Eyes
Turn off:bad breath
Favorite food(s): Carrots
Favorite drink(s): Cherry coke
Favorite movie(s): To kill a mocking bird
Favorite TV show(s):
Favorite Actor&Actress: Ray Liotta
Favorte song(s): Hysteria- Muse
Favorite Band(s): Snow Patrol, Muse
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website: Holymoly.co.uk

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: Recent bits with Jimmy calling in and ripping into to the crap guests
Best line that you use from O&A:more gooder
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patty
Best cringe moment on O&A:

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: One night stand just after I split from the "love" of my life,fucking A
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:oral gotta be the oral
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) 69 duuuude!!
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:Coming home from a night club and getting it with the then b/f in a school yard
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: blue eyes
What gets you about the oppisite sex: blue eyes
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):I would never waste the protien
__________________

[flyerfan116]

Name: Mike
Age:28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Irish & English
Job/School: Graduated from Rutgers in '99 now work as an accountant
Hobbies: Sports, Poker, O&A
Turn on: Eyes, smile
Turn off:head games, snobs
Favorite food(s): Steak, broccoli w/ cheese
Favorite drink(s): Jack Daniels, Hurricanes, Hand Grenades
Favorite movie(s): Anything Kevin Smith, Office Space, Goodfellas, Godfather 1 &2 list could go on forever
Favorite TV show(s): CSI, Las Vegas
Favorite Actor&Actress: Robert Deniro & Angelina Jolie
Favorte song(s): One Way Street - Aerosmith, Dazed & Confused - Led Zepplin, How Blue can you get - B. B. King, In My Life - The Beatles
Favorite Band(s): Aerosmith, The Beatles, Led Zepplin
Favorte Vehicle: Mustang Convertible, H2
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com , www.a1wrestling.com, www.snopes.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan, Bob Saget
Favorite O&A show: too tough to pick just one, but the one man star wars show was brilliant.
Best line that you use from O&A:Shut up stupid, Not You
Worst O&A show you heard: the X-games
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: The taking of stalker Patty's wig, also i vaguely remember an interview with Linda Lovelace's sister or osmething that was very cringy

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: one night stand on the beach in mexico, never even exchanged names
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:simultaneous orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) doggie, 69, reverse cowboy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:on the beach with like 3 other couples going at it close by
most embarassing sexual moment: getting walked in on right when i was popping
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: depends all three at different times
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: sucking on my ears gets me every time
What gets you about the oppisite sex: the eyes, the fuck me look gets me every time
Favorite porn star: tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson

[MyMomsBox]

They must have done that one in Boston, like the minor leagues for the 55 gallon drum challenge.

30 gallon...55 gallon...you get the idea. I was ripped on cough medicine when I posted that at 2:AM. Last time I heard the bit was on WNEW.

[BCH]

Name: Mike
Age: 35
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Happily Married
Nationality: Italian
Job/School: Direct Digital Control Systems
Hobbies: Blues Band
Turn on: Lips (The Mouth Kind)
Turn off: Too much Cursing
Favorite food(s): Lamb Vindaloo, Jerk Chicken
Favorite drink(s): Sam Adams On Tap
Favorite movie(s): Clerks, Princess Bride, Holy Grail, Airplane
Favorite TV show(s): I’m a Science Channel Guy.
Favorite Actor&Actress: No Such Thing
Favorte song(s): No Such Thing
Favorite Band(s): No Such Thing
Favorte Vehicle:
Favorite website: Wackbag.com of course.

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: JJ
Favorite O&A show: Opie Vs. Anthony Staple Gun Challenge
Best line that you use from O&A:”Donna Want’s to Know”
Worst O&A show you heard: There were a bunch in the beginning.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ol’ Dirty
Best cringe moment on O&A: Shaving Patty’s Head

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Any good Blowjob
Worst sexual experience: While trying to conceive (It’s kinda like work)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: I last more than 10 Minutes :icon_wink
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Reverse Cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Elevator (With A Camera)
Most embarassing sexual moment: Having to admit I faked it once.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: What guy makes any noise?
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ??
What gets you about the oppisite sex: ??
Favorite porn star:
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[Bunny™]

Name: Dan also known as Tools for over 10 years..a variation of my last name
Age:28
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: 50% Irish 25% Scot 25% Italian
Job/School: Failed at both
Hobbies: Drinking, anything related to fireworks and/or NASCAR
Turn on: Drunk girls who show interest
Turn off: Their sober friends
Favorite food(s): Jalapeno poppers
Favorite drink(s): Strawberry Fribble
Favorite movie(s): The Blues Brothers
Favorite TV show(s): Cheers
Favorite Actor&Actress: Robert Urich
Favorte song(s): If You Want Blood (You Got It)
Favorite Band(s): AC/DC
Favorte Vehicle: 1966 Mustang Fastback, highland green with the 350. mod edit from a ford lover: ITS A 351 STUPID HOW DARE YOU CALL YOUR SELF A STANG LOVER PUT UR HEAD DOWN IN SHAME. FORD HAS THE 351! FORD HAS THE 351! DONT MAKE A FUCKIN MANIC OUT OF ME! -tattered
Favorite website: Cloneshow.8k.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jim Breuer
Favorite O&A show: The one that made my ex threaten to to leave me if I didn't change the station. (sometime in 2001, 3 years before she finally did)
Best line that you use from O&A: GAKGAKGAK
Worst O&A show you heard: the day after SFS3
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: LeBeau from Hogans Heroes

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: getting road head during a massive thunderstorm while driving on I-95
Worst sexual experience: my first time
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Jessica Alba walks in, lowers her panties, and starts rubbing her honeyspot and says to me.."now what are we gonna do about this"
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggy, reverse cowgirl, bent over any object..
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In the water at Old Silver Beach in Falmouth in the middle of July
Most embarassing sexual moment: passing out while inside a girl who was dressed up as Betty Rubble (halloween after-party)
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: I like a girl who buys me tequila shot and then says "lets keep 'em coming"
What gets you about the oppisite sex: WOMEN ARE PSYCHOTIC.
Favorite porn star: don't know their names..they ran off when they found the cam
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[PEST BY TRADE]

Name: chris
Age: 36
Sex:M
Maritial Status: married (13 years)
Nationality: Irish /american Indian
Job/School: state inspector
Hobbies: jiu jitsu/taekwondo / Nascar / wackbagn
Turn on: sweet lips and nice behinds
Turn off: chicks that spit (no just spit !)
Favorite food(s): almost anything from taco bell / big ol' steak
Favorite drink(s): mt.dew
Favorite movie(s): A DIRTY SHAME (my brother was in it shameful plug)
super troopers, big daddy, to many others to list
Favorite TV show(s): entourage, OC , saprano's,
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s): anything from 3doors down
Favorite Band(s): 3 doors down, fuel ,metalica,foo fighters ect.
Favorte Vehicle: 69 camero
Favorite website: this one

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: joe rogan
Favorite O&A show: one's that are just off the cuff
Best line that you use from O&A: more gooder ( I wore that out for a while)
Worst O&A show you heard: I'm not sure some have sucked but I don't know
Most annoying guest on O&A: frenchie / sandy kane
Best cringe moment on O&A:twato

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: One's that are not by myself
Worst sexual experience: The one's that are by myself
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: She cums
Favorite position: Doggie or on your side that's all your gonna get you pick
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: In the school parking lot before school (in high school)
Most embarassing sexual moment: My naked girl friend holding a conversation with my mother in the hallway after sex
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Lil bit
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Nice lil smiles
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Really nice asses ! / great smiles too
Favorite porn star: Pam anderson
For the chicks (spit or swallow): :)......
__________________

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

Name: Matthew (call me Matt)
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Blonde Haired blue eyed german
Job/School: Mennel Milling (flour mill)
Hobbies: car audio
Turn on: chicks w/ money (i wanna house)
Turn off: stinky pussy
Favorite food(s): shit on a shingle
Favorite drink(s): bud light
Favorite movie(s): scarface
Favorite TV show(s): arrested development
Favorite Actor&Actress: morgan freeman - ?
Favorte song(s): ?
Favorite Band(s): Sevendust
Favorte Vehicle: My chevy colorado crew
Favorite website: wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr
Favorite O&A show: ?
Best line that you use from O&A:
Worst O&A show you heard: anytime girls are on
Most annoying guest on O&A: bob kelly
Best cringe moment on O&A: Star wors guy

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience: first time of course
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: my gf to actually finish. I stink
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: the roof
Most embarassing sexual moment: couldn't keep it up
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: slight moan
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ?
What gets you about the oppisite sex: ?
Favorite porn star: Eve
For the chicks (spit or swallow): N/A

[Ren5150]

Name: Mike
Age: 31
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: American, fuck my ancestors
Job/School: ENgineer
Hobbies: Collecting guitars and being a dick.
Turn on: Any broad with a pulse and tits. Small tits ok.
Turn off: When it comes to pussy, none.
Favorite food(s): Pizza
Favorite drink(s): Water
Favorite movie(s): Blazing Saddles/Goodfellas
Favorite TV show(s): XFL Live
Favorite Actor&Actress: Fuck those no talent whores.
Favorte song(s): Full Blown Aids
Favorite Band(s): Rot Gut
Favorte Vehicle: Whatever runs
Favorite website: Wackbag, nigga please!

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Used to be Mohr in the WNEW days, now its a toss up.
Favorite O&A show: Was homeless shopping spree #1. Wow, thats magic.
Best line that you use from O&A: Too many. Usually a Jimmy death reference. Always stuns the co-workers.
Worst O&A show you heard: VOS anytime.
Most annoying guest on O&A: VOS
Best cringe moment on O&A: Anytime they destroy a "serious questions only" guest.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: They all are good, so long as I end up hitting someone or something with a wad of fuck cheese.
Worst sexual experience: Its sex, it cant be bad. Paid for or not.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: That whole **** thing to stop being thrown around.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Me inside her/it.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: My wifes ass.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Spraying on a chicks face, being too drunk to remember it a minute later and kissing her.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Talker and moaner. When its with someone else I'm even more animated.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Anything. Whores, especially the cheap ones, make me smile.
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Tits and whoreness.
Favorite porn star: Who cares, just eat the cum.
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[SteveSteele]

Name: Steve
Age: 34
Sex: M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Polish and Italian-Let the tooling begin
Job/School: Audio engineer
Hobbies: Snowboarding, Xbox, Cars
Turn on: Grabbing my cock would be a start.
Turn off: "Friend" status.
Favorite food(s): Steak
Favorite drink(s): Jameson and Ginger Ale
Favorite movie(s): Star Wars-The Original (Ep IV or whatever you care to call it)
Favorite TV show(s): Most of the HBO stuff and 24
Favorite Actor&Actress: They are all self serving jizzbags
Favorte song(s): Too many to list
Favorite Band(s): A little bit of everything
Favorte Vehicle: BMW M3 but I'm digging the new look of the WRX-STi (plus it gots tons of tuning potential)
Favorite website: Wackbag (does that get me a free t-shirt?)


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Fuckin' Mohr
Favorite O&A show: The XM show we can't talk about anymore.
Best line that you use from O&A: Mot anything that comes out of Jim's mouth.
Worst O&A show you heard: None. A shitty show is better than nothing at all.
Most annoying guest on O&A: Almost anyone who get "serious questions only"
Best cringe moment on O&A: Breaking Bernie Goetz's CD.

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Anyone who's made me chuckle, and of course the Wackbag beauties.
Favortie post whore: Love GlennTool's drunk posts
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Some are clever.
Funniest wackbagger:
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Regular

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: One time in the front seat of my old Daytona
Worst sexual experience: This one girl from a bklind date. We did it after she puked.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: An orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Any.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Middle of the big lawn on my college campus in the mddle of the night.
Most embarassing sexual moment: Having a cop pull up next to the car your doing it in and have him ask you to move along.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Me or others?
What gets you about the oppisite sex: The snatch...DUH
Favorite porn star: Wait they have names?

[Boratfan]

Name: Jake
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: not married, but dating a lovely 18 year old
Nationality: 100 percent american jew.... with german, argentian, russian, and polish in me
Job/School: JHS Math Teacher
Hobbies: OA of course, finding new ways to annoy people, making fat girls cry
Turn on: girls in bikinis, dirty language, aggressiveness, long legs
Turn off: bad smells, fat girls, prudeness
Favorite food(s): hamburgers
Favorite drink(s): coke floats
Favorite movie(s): Goodfellas, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, Brazil, Pi.. and many more
Favorite TV show(s): 24, House, Prison Break, Sopranos, Lost, 24, Arrested Developement
Favorite Actor&Actress: Gary Oldman and Kate Winslett
Favorte song(s): Rolling Stones gimme shelter
Favorite Band(s): Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam, Staind
Favorte Vehicle: Escalade Limo.. HOO HOO HOO
Favorite website: www.foundrymusic.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: WNEW days- when Rich Vos was fighting with Jeff Norris and the retarded leverne and shirley, it was right before they signed their huge deal for WNEW. On XM- When Norton introduced the world to steve from yellowstone
Best line that you use from O&A: I try not use their lines
Worst O&A show you heard: Their pre vacation shows are pretty bad..
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patty.. cant stand that annoying fucking voice
Best cringe moment on O&A: When Opie was fighting with Norton

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 4 some, me with 3 other chicks
Worst sexual experience: Banging a few fatties when i was ultra horny and desperate.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: To have multiple orgasms like a chick
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggy and missionary
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Snuck into a golf course and fucked on the 12th green
Most embarassing sexual moment: the times u prematurely ejaculate.. ahh the teen years
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: huh
What gets you about the oppisite sex: That girls think their snatch is gold
Favorite porn star: Vicki Vette.. man she sucks a good dick
For the chicks (spit or swallow): I want chicks to first gargle and then swallow

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Name: take a wild guess
Age: 21
Sex:M
Maritial Status: painfully, woefully, horribly single
Nationality: Scottish, Irish, and German
Job/School: film major in college
Hobbies: movies, television, radio, video games, lifting weights, masturbating
Turn on: good eggs
Turn off: feet in general, but particularly girls with "fat feet" - you can tell how fat a girl will get when she gets older by her feet
Favorite food(s): pizza
Favorite drink(s): water most of the time (used to be a caffeine addict), Bacardi Silver on those rare occassions i do drink
Favorite movie(s): Rocky, The Crow, Halloween (the original), Desperado, the Star Wars films, Matrix trilogy, and Back to the Future trilogy, the list goes on...
Favorite TV show(s): the various Law & Order shows, 24, House, Veronica Mars
Favorite Actor&Actress: Christian Bale and Johnny Depp, Jennifer Aniston
Favorte song(s): "What's This Life For" by Creed, "Hotel California" by The Eagles, "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, "Plush" by STP, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana, "Sober" by Tool
Favorite Band(s): Creed (tool on me later), STP, Nirvana, Tool, various others
Favorte Vehicle: anything with four wheels and a combustion-propelled engine
Favorite website: uhhh, this one

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan, Ron & Fez (AFRO baby!)
Favorite O&A show: the show when they did the CBS-FM bit
Best line that you use from O&A: "Okay, terrific!"
Worst O&A show you heard: S4S3, that show still gives me douche chills
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patti
Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie playing Hitler's speech (really from a Rammstein album) to Robert Clary from Hogan's Heroes

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Tax Kunts, Buster Hyman, BAM, Boston Strangler, Schnauzer, Qtie, hillarythegreat, Doug, and anyone else i seem to have forgotten (hell this isn't the Oscars, you'll all great)
Favortie post whore: yes, Glenn Dandy's drunken posts at 3 a.m. are quite amusing
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: they change so damn often, it's hard to choose
Funniest wackbagger: Tax, always quick with the smartass pics
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: Halloween (i'm a Halloween psychopath)


And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: getting blown in the back seat of a car by a chick i just met that looked like Lindsay Lohan
Worst sexual experience: 19th birthday party, thought i was gonna get laid by a drunk chick, but the whole thing degraded to drunk golfers running around the hotel room, long story
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: her hot girlfriend shows up and wants to join in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): any and all
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: on the roof of my apartment building
Most embarassing sexual moment: haven't had one yet, thank god
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: i whisper
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: the lusty look in a girl's eyes when she wants to fuck
What gets you about the oppisite sex: all the drama, i don't like to argue because i'm very laid-back
Favorite porn star: any but Anna Malle, she just sounds so fake when she's getting fucked
For the chicks (spit or swallow): if she swallows, she's a keeper, but i'm not against giving her a map of Hawaii across her face or anywhere else on her for that matter

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

Favortie post whore: Love GlennTool's drunk posts

i believe you mean Glenn Dandy, sir. i'm up late because i'm an insomniac, not because i drink until 4 in the morning. :action-sm

[PEST BY TRADE]

posted by: glenn the tool: For the chicks (spit or swallow): if she swallows, she's a keeper, but i'm not against giving her a map of Hawaii across her face or anywhere else on her for that matter


That 's some funny shit I've never heard that before bravo sir ! :clap:

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

posted by: glenn the tool: For the chicks (spit or swallow): if she swallows, she's a keeper, but i'm not against giving her a map of Hawaii across her face or anywhere else on her for that matter


That 's some funny shit I've never heard that before bravo sir ! :clap:

that's a Jay Mohr ref from the WNEW days. i can't claim to have originated it, Hoo Hoo.

[SteveSteele]

i believe you mean Glenn Dandy, sir. i'm up late because i'm an insomniac, not because i drink until 4 in the morning. :action-sm

Sorry there sir. It was one of the Glenn's, just not you.

[Exanimate]

Name: Jason
Age:29
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Mutt. Lebanese, Italian, American Indian, who knows what else
Job/School: Paralegal
Hobbies: Collecting sports memorabilia, toys, playing golf
Turn on: Pretty Eyes, confidence
Turn off: Very skinny girls. Don't like fatties either.
Favorite food(s): Italian, Mexican
Favorite drink(s): Beer, Pepsi products, iced tea.
Favorite movie(s): Indiana Jones movies, Casino, Boondock Saints
Favorite TV show(s): Seinfeld, Simpsons, House
Favorite Actor&Actress: Don't really have any favs
Favorte song(s): Holy Wars...The Punishment Due, You can't bring me down, Crystal Mountain, Far to many to list.
Favorite Band(s): Death (All time fav), King Diamond, Misery Index, Nevermore, Dream Theater, again, far to many to list.
Favorte Vehicle: 1968 Camaro
Favorite website: Fark, Spawn.com, and wackbag has been my most frequented lately.

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr
Favorite O&A show: Probably the fight show, because it was so uncomfortable.
Best line that you use from O&A: I am bad about using "awful".
Worst O&A show you heard: Anything with Sandy Kane
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker Chips.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: I was working in a bar, and had to fill in for the DJ that evening. A chick that I had never even met or talked to (she had requested a few songs during the evening) came up into the dj booth, unzipped my pants, and blew me. Never said a word. Finished, zipped me up and left. Never saw her again. At least I hope it was a she.
Worst sexual experience: A girl that I was really attracted to, and had been going out with for about a month. We were finally in the bed, and I went go down on her, and the smell was bad. Never got over that.

1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Um, I guess that both parties end up satisfied.

Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) I like it when the girl is on top.

Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Did it while driving down the interstate.

Most embarassing sexual moment: Not being able to get it up.

are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Ya know, I don't know. I guess I moan?

what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: A smile. Females know exactly what smile I am talking about as well. I turn into a mumbling ass when I get that smile.

What gets you about the oppisite sex: Have to be confident. Must not be obsessed with being skinny. Again, I don't like fat girls either or chubby ones. Just healthy ones.
Favorite porn star: Don't think I have a fav.

[scrot69]

Name: Rob
Age:26
Sex:M
Maritial Status: s
Nationality: frog
Job/School: manufacturing(sp?)
Hobbies: cars and redsox
Turn on: a nice smile
Turn off: bad breath
Favorite food(s): doritos
Favorite drink(s): mountain dew
Favorite movie(s): clerks, scarface, goodfellas
Favorite TV show(s): simpsons
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s): mostly club music
Favorite Band(s):
Favorte Vehicle: bmw 325i, lambo mercilargo(sp?)
Favorite website: www.webcamnow.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: steve lynch
Favorite O&A show: homeless shopping spree
Best line that you use from O&A: much more gooder
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: patty n her crooked body
Best cringe moment on O&A: twat-o

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: finally found a chick who didnt scrape
Worst sexual experience: the girl who scraped
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: have her look back and demand it go in her ass
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) bottom sideways
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: hospital bathroom
Most embarassing sexual moment: doing it doggy and getting caught by her aunt
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent, talker if bored
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: a nice ass
What gets you about the oppisite sex: a nice ass
Favorite porn star: err, they have names?
For the chicks (spit or swallow):
__________________

[Kool Aid]

Name:Matt
Age: 24
Sex: male
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: USA
Job/School: GOV"T
Hobbies: What is that?
Turn on: anthing about a woman
Turn off: mouth smacking
Favorite food(s): meat,pizza,hot and sour soup
Favorite drink(s): The King, Keystone, vodka gimlits
Favorite movie(s): Casino, From most honored to most wanted
Favorite TV show(s): Macgyver, own all three seasons so far on dvd
Favorite Actor&Actress: Bruce Willis, you cant' kill him...ok in a few movies.
Favorte song(s): anything on 80's on 8
Favorite Band(s): parliment, genesis, damn yankees
Favorte Vehicle: a luxury sedan, any...except a mercedes
Favorite website: wackbag (http://www.wackbag.com) Drunk-Dialed (http://www.drunk-dialed.com)


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: BoB Saget
Favorite O&A show: Star Wars Guy, Steve from yellowstone
Best line that you use from O&A: Calling girls holes
Worst O&A show you heard: Jimmy's EX
Most annoying guest on O&A: Jimmy's EX/stoned joe Rogan
Best cringe moment on O&A: don't know, all of them

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): I like the photoshop guys, they make me laugh every day, C&S, Mikepop and Nortonshog, I don't dislike anyone except the lame guys that fawn over the few girls here in every thread
Favortie post whore: Glenn Dandy
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: crazy scott
Funniest wackbagger: jim norton
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: ole traditional

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: Sex on a piece of cold war history
Worst sexual experience: the last 3 months
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): I call bed...
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: same as best
Most embarassing sexual moment: Laughed for 20 min once when i came...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: i don't know what this means
What gets you about the oppisite sex: their logic
Favorite porn star: jimmy Robinson
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Lick...

[Hummercash]

Name: chris
Age: 22
Sex:M
Maritial Status: single
Nationality: german and italian for the most part
Job/School: apple store / final cut pro training
Hobbies: is **** considered a hobby?
Turn on: bagina
Turn off: rod
Favorite food(s): penne w/ vodka sauce
Favorite drink(s): green tea or peligrino
Favorite movie(s): too many to list
Favorite TV show(s): csi, prison break, pretty much all of the hbo stuff
Favorite Actor&Actress: walken and buscemi come to mind
Favorte song(s): even in his youth
Favorite Band(s): nirvana
Favorte Vehicle: mercedes cl65
Favorite website: wackbag, foundry, alterslash, metafilter, engadget, gizmodo, macrumors, anandtech hot deals forum, de.licio.us

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: ron&fez
Favorite O&A show: any of the AFROs, we deliver keggers nikki
Best line that you use from O&A: waddle doodle
Worst O&A show you heard: any one that doug calls in ;)
Most annoying guest on O&A: doug
Best cringe moment on O&A: when a guest cracks a mediocre joke and opie forces a laugh

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 2girlsforeveryboy... i had video, i swear (i knew i bought that GL2 for something)
Worst sexual experience: not the worst, just the strangest... laying on the bathroom floor puking all over myself multiple times only to be involved in the above^^ an hour later...
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: cum in one girls ass and have another suck the load out...
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): girl on top, 69, her straddling my head and just grinding her box against my mouth while eat snatch and look up at her
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: @xm ;)
Most embarassing sexual moment: hrm, does 'i thought you knew i took the bag off' count?
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: not silent, just quiet
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: biting lower lip
What gets you about the oppisite sex: clothed: hot ass, naked: nice looking snatch (not a ton of roast beef hanging out all over the place)
Favorite porn star: paizley adams
For the chicks (spit or swallow): bitch better swallow it all!

[khemystri]

Favorite porn star: paizley adams


:clap: Nice!!!

[StankOnHangDown]

Name: Matt
Age:25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single w/ girlfirend
Nationality: Cracker
Job/School: Risk Management
Hobbies: Paintball, Pyrography
Turn on: Crazy women
Turn off:Mormen women
Favorite food(s): Spanish
Favorite drink(s): Hi-C Orange Lava Burst
Favorite movie(s): Gangs of NY, Gladiator, Roadhouse
Favorite TV show(s): Rescue Me, Shield
Favorite Actor&Actress: ???
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s): Anything but Rap
Favorte Vehicle: Volkswagen Thing
Favorite website: wackbag of course

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: BoB Saget
Favorite O&A show: 55 Gallon Drum Challenge
Best line that you use from O&A: I don't even realize anymore
Worst O&A show you heard: First week on XM
Most annoying guest on O&A: Vos
Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie & Jimmy Fight

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Giving my ex anal while her girlfriend licked my balls
Worst sexual experience: Finger shoved in my ass while getting blown
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Partner to die
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggie
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Bushes near Capitol Building Steps, Dance floor of Club
Most embarassing sexual moment: Farting on girls chin while getting blown
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: don't understand question
What gets you about the oppisite sex: the tits
Favorite porn star: Chasey Lane
For the chicks (spit or swallow): who spits?

[lawjockey]

Name: Rob
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: Living with a chick
Nationality: Italian (from Jersey, imagine that), Polish and Portuguse
Job/School: A dirty stinking lawyer
Hobbies: drinking away the pain and bunnies
Turn on: confidence and tits
Turn off: arrogance and a penis
Favorite food(s): steak
Favorite drink(s): I'll give you a hint, it comes in a bottle and is from Scotland
Favorite movie(s): Godfather, Tommy Boy
Favorite TV show(s): Shield, Family Guy, Prison Break
Favorite Actor&Actress:
Favorte song(s): Anything by Tool
Favorite Band(s): see above
Favorte Vehicle: I like mine, 05 TL
Favorite website: theonion.com stands up to the test of time


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Lynch
Favorite O&A show: Anything AFRO
Best line that you use from O&A: Yeah...wait..what?
Worst O&A show you heard: That goddamn fucking twatto
Most annoying guest on O&A: Lady Di
Best cringe moment on O&A: has been corner

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): Bach, alwyas informative and intelligent
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic: Buster Hymen, gotta love that 10th time
Funniest wackbagger: Tax Kunts, he makes me laff and laff
Favorite wackbag board skin you use: default

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: My first weekend in college, three different rooms, three different girls, one night, it was great
Worst sexual experience: as Jimmy would call it, the woodchipper
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: the only thing that needs to happen, to lose about 5,000,000 swimmers
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): doggy of course
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: have done, in the middle of a park, broad daylight, middle of summer, would do it in, well that's open now isnt' it
Most embarassing sexual moment: "I swear I had a condom on when we started, where did it go?"
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: titties!
What gets you about the oppisite sex: see above
Favorite porn star: Jenna Haze (tho she;s a bit old now)

[ThaPplsChoice]

Name: Brian
Age:30
Sex:M
Maritial Status:Single
Nationality:Latino (Dominican)
Job/School:Applications developer
Hobbies:Working out, video games
Turn on:A nice ass
Turn off: A sloppy ass
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter anything, rice & beans
Favorite drink(s):Sapphire tonic
Favorite movie(s):Braveheart
Favorite TV show(s):24
Favorite Actor&Actress:Keifer Sutherland
Favorte song(s):I'll Be There (Jackson 5); No Tengo Suerte En El Amor (Yoskar Sarante)
Favorite Band(s): ...
Favorte Vehicle:H2
Favorite website:www.wackbag.com,ign.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:Adam Ferrara
Favorite O&A show:Spaz Week In Review -- Vampires; GWIMP -- "A Big C"
Best line that you use from O&A:"el-oh-el"
Worst O&A show you heard:Anything Sandy Kane
Most annoying guest on O&A:Sandy Kane -- no more, PLEASE
Best cringe moment on O&A:Linda Lovelace's sister

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:Threesome
Worst sexual experience: ... she used her TEETH!!!
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Seriously?
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:On the couch w/ my mom asleep upstairs
Most embarassing sexual moment: Can't think of any
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Occasional moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: A nice ass
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Eyes, smile
Favorite porn star: Kira Kener
For the chicks (spit or swallow):N/A

[DocSavage]

Name: My name is Bill
Age: 41
Sex:M
Maritial Status: M/14 years
Nationality: All 'Merican
Job/School: Casino Executive/ UNCW-UNC
Hobbies: Artist-Painter-Sculplture-writer
Turn on: A nice young female ass
Turn off: Cankles and Panda Legs AND those Amazon female types
Favorite food(s): PASTA! As a kid a grew up on Spagette-o's and Beefaroni
Favorite drink(s): Chilled Russian Vodka straight up definitiately no twist
Favorite movie(s): Blues Brothers
Favorite TV show(s): CSI Las Vegas...least fav?...CSI Miami and Crossing Jordan
Favorite Actor&Actress: Jessica Alba...with Joie close behind. There are men up on the screen? Really?
Favorte song(s): Can't narrow down...impossible...too many genres
Favorite Band(s): Same
Favorte Vehicle: MINI Coopers...I own two... 0-60 in 5.2 seconds baby!
Favorite website: Some live sex site...Wackback for sure...XM Live...Superherohype.com.... I own a ton of MARVEL (MVL) at $1.38

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Patrice is cool and Bill Burr has great timing.
Favorite O&A show: The Trainable videos had me crying with laughter...the classic "who is is this" is well...er...classic...and the "Band gets shirts" I can't get enough of. OH...and Ant's "Space Shuttul" bit was perfect!
Best line that you use from O&A: Lately the wife and I are "fancy people"... We ring our own bell to account for our comments as well.
Worst O&A show you heard: Hands down any show with Vos. I can't listyen to him period. He has a horrible radio voice...and the wife was a semi-hole with her comments on that last one.
Most annoying guest on O&A: VOS.
Best cringe moment on O&A: Was it Bill Burr (?) Having a retard jerk him off...

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Two girls! Both 16 year old nude dancers (and a cool room mate)...one king size bed...one "summer of love" my senior year of college!
Worst sexual experience: A beautiful blond that I pursued for months only to have her be the most boriest lay I ever had. (she was abused as a child--must have had something to do with it)
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Allow me to have multiple orgasms! PLEASE! Why was man cheated this way?
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Doggie. Hmmm that ass looks good!
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: At work.
Most embarassing sexual moment: noe to speak of really.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent Billy bob for sure.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Puppy Eyes (BLINK-BLINK)
What gets you about the oppisite sex: That hormone thing makes up for the multiple orgasm thing...Gods way of evening things out I guess.
Favorite porn star: TOO MANY to choose!
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Wife/Spits

[GonzoRadio]

Name: John (really Giovanni, but whatever)
Age: 25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single (but always "talking" to a chick)
Nationality:Italian (if you can't tell by the name)
Job/School: Software Engineer, finishing up Masters at Polytechnic Univ
Hobbies:Programming stuff. I'm going to dive into DirectX programming pretty
soon. I'd like to make a SIMPLE game. Contact
me if your interested, I think itll be a good
learning experience. If you're interested in
coding, you should have some coding experience,
though not necessarilly DirectX. .NET would be
nice however.
Turn on: nice ass. girl's ass, you fag.
Turn off: cottage cheese ass.
Favorite food(s): burger
Favorite drink(s): tequila and cranberry. (Petrone tequila)
Favorite movie(s): Terminator
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite Actor&Actress:I don't really watch movies
Favorte song(s):My music tastes are schitzophrenic, I can't answer this
Favorite Band(s):read above
Favorte Vehicle:I really, really, really want an M5.
Favorite website:http://www.doubletimesoftware.com. If you know someone
that can use my product, please refer him/her to my site.

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr, though I lover Breur
Favorite O&A show:Too many to list
Best line that you use from O&A:Read my sig and you'll know
Worst O&A show you heard:Any show that they get fired or almost get fired
Most annoying guest on O&A:Vos and Bonni. Love Vos, Bonni is good, but
hate the combo (as a show, I'm sure they're
nice).
Best cringe moment on O&A: Conversation with Linda Lovelance's sister. I still
don't know how that ended... to cringy for me.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Got the girl I'm talking to do anal for new years (good
egg!)
Worst sexual experience: Got drunk, went to random girl's house, while having
sex (without rubber) started to sober up and said
something that only a 13 year old girl would say on
AOL, "OMFG, I have AIDS now"
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Shoot a load in less
than like 2 hours. I
think my prostate is
made of steel.
Favorite position: I like oral treats.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Under the
boardwalk in Long Beach, LI. Police drove right by us... but I don't know if they saw.

Most embarassing sexual moment: I don't know what it was, but these condoms a chick had kept making my hog go limp. It took 45 minutes of "no, babe, its not you, its me" to make her feel better, but I still don't think she beleived me.

are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Some of the shit I say, I wonder why any girl would like me...

what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: I don't understand this question.

What gets you about the oppisite sex: Why any girl would have a smelly choach.

Favorite porn star: Whatever is free on the internet.

For the chicks (spit or swallow): Here's something for the chicks. Its 2006, ALL the girls are swallowing nowadays. Get with the program.

[patbattlefield]

i don't have the patience to fill all that out. basically, i'm a married father of one daughter and i like to waste my free time listening to o&a and playing video games. as far as outdoor shit goes i fly fish and hike.


...and i like steak.

[Boba Dousch]

Name: Dustin or Dusty
Age:21
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: German/Irish
Job/School: Optics/Student
Hobbies: Going out with friends, DC Comics, Reading, Radio
Turn on: Good Sence of Humor
Turn off: Bad Conversation
Favorite food(s): Italian
Favorite drink(s): Jack and Coke
Favorite movie(s): Swingers
Favorite TV show(s): Curb Your Enthusiasm
Favorite Actor&Actress: Christopher Walken & Natalie Portman
Favorte song(s): Too many...
Favorite Band(s): Flogging Molly, right now
Favorte Vehicle: Don't really care
Favorite website: gotta be Wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Jay Mohr
Favorite O&A show: Any show where they just sit around and bullshit and don't really get anything accomplished.
Best line that you use from O&A: You Stink!!
Worst O&A show you heard: Don't Know
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: Poker Chips or Patti's Wig

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: I got blown in the back of a van once on the way to New York
Worst sexual experience: Don't have one
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Satisfy the girl
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: An Airplane
Most embarassing sexual moment: My grandma walk in on me having sex with my ex once
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: I like it to be load
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: Spontanaity
What gets you about the oppisite sex: Eyes
Favorite porn star: Lanny Barbie

[Kugzilla]

I've been stealing (hoo hoo) that Jay Mohr Map of Hawaii line for years since the NEW days. My friends still laugh at it...and that's about the only time that I'm glad they don't listen to the show....

Yeah, could be my favorite line ever.

[ONASvixen]

Name: Sue
Age: 27
Sex: Female
Maritial Status: Single
Nationality: Spanish, Irish, German, & Welsh I'm just a mutt..
Job/School: Website Support/ Bachelor's Degree in MIT
Hobbies: O & A, Tennis, Scuba Diving, my PSP... can't think of anything else at the moment
Turn on: Manly buff (but not overly ripped) arms, a brittish accent (on hot guys only)
Turn off: Guys that are full of themselves
Favorite food(s): Sushi, Chinese, Mexican
Favorite drink(s): French Martini's, Mic Light
Favorite movie(s): Wedding Crashers, Silence of the Lambs, 50 First Dates, Great Expectations, Kill Bill Vol 1 & Kill Bill Vol 2
Favorite TV show(s): Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Most Haunted, Boston Legal, & Green Wing
Favorite Actor&Actress: Peter Krause, Ed Burns, & Sarah Alexander
Favorte song(s): Sway- Bic Runga; In Your Atmosphere- John Mayer; Fuck & Run - Liz Phair; Best of You- Foo Fighters
Favorite Band(s): John Mayer, DMB, NIN, Foo Fighters, Liz Phair, & Maroon 5
Favorte Vehicle: Honda's
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com lol

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Joe Rogan, Bob Saget, Jay Mohr, Patrice
Favorite O&A show: Celene Dion & Kayak, Dr. Smith Interview Featuring Dr. Anthony Smith, Ant's Divorce, The Origin of Kharma Cameleon & Jimmy, Monster Rain, Stoner Spelling Bee, HSS, LIS
Best line that you use from O&A: You asscunt! can't think of any at the moment but I know I use more than that...
Worst O&A show you heard: The first day Live at CES 2006
Most annoying guest on O&A: Jimmy's Ex, Vos
Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie and Jimmy's fight

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: My ex and his wonderful wonderful tongue!
Worst sexual experience: Sex with best friend, not soo good.. no really it just wasn't that good...
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: ummm????
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Me on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: On the hood of my ex's car in his condo complex parking lot
Most embarassing sexual moment: Me and my ex were banging on his living room floor with the lights on and his mom woke up and saw us lol
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: The little things guys do when they really like you
What gets you about the oppisite sex: huh?
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jamison... None of the guys I have seen do anything for me..
For the chicks (spit or swallow): Depends on if I like the guy enough lol

[25133WhooOoAH]

Name: Daniel
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Maritial Status: very single at the moment!
Nationality: 50% italian other i dont care
Job/School: not working, but have a job that i though i could call my own but guy never called back!
Hobbies: friends, talking to girls, video games, yankees, talk radio, metal, going to shows, stand up comedy, bowling.........
Turn on: a nice ol booty
Turn off: ummmm real skinny bitches
Favorite food(s): ribs, wings, a good burger,
Favorite drink(s): WATER
Favorite movie(s): star wars, lord of the rings, goodfellas, and thousands more
Favorite TV show(s): Southpark,Sopranos, Seinfeld everthing with an S haha
Favorite Actor&Actress: kevin spacey, i dont fucking care
Favorte song(s): jesus, uhhhhhhh no clue
Favorite Band(s): iron maiden
Favorte Vehicle: cars..lol
Favorite website: this one, gamespot.com , myspace of course


Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian R
Favorite O&A show: wnew , tyson impressions were the best thing ever
Best line that you use from O&A: okay Terrific!
Worst O&A show you heard: idn , i mean not every show is gonna be great
Most annoying guest on O&A: joe rogan
Best cringe moment on O&A: taking pattys wig off, and hulk music turned on

And now to the wackbag people

Favorite wackbagger(s): uhhh i dn, theres to many of you people
Wackbagger you don't know, but would like to know more of: my butt
Favortie post whore:
Favorite wackbagger Sig pic:
Funniest wackbagger:
Favorite wackbag board skin you use:

and now to sexual stuff


Best sexual experience: ive had one sexual partner for about a year so many , but i think walking from my house to hers in a snow storm having sex on her basement florr, then watched a movie she jekred me off then we went to bed haha, now im a loner and need ass
Worst sexual experience: farting during sex
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: uhhhhhhh
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): girl on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: my car?
Most embarassing sexual moment: like i said i farted!
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: moaner i dn
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: puppy dog face
What gets you about the oppisite sex: eyes, and boobs haa
Favorite porn star: taylor rain
For the chicks (spit or swallow): poop

[Milwuakee Cop]

Name: Jim
Age: 25
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Single, divorced, looks like I'll be getting engaged again...
Nationality: German/Irish
Job/School: Milwaukee Police, UW Milwaukee
Hobbies: Weight lifting, playing semi-pro football, still going to school
Turn on: Ass and tits
Turn off: Fat chicks
Favorite food(s): buffalo wings
Favorite drink(s): Miller Lite, Guiness
Favorite movie(s): True Romance, Training Day, Resevoir Dogs, Scareface, Sin City, The Crow
Favorite TV show(s): King of Queens, 24, Prison Break, Arrested Development, South Park, Wondershowzen, American Dad, Family Guy
Favorite Actor&Actress: None
Favorte song(s): Right now, Vermilion pt.2
Favorite Band(s): Black Label Society, Motor Head, Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Disturbed, Non Point, A Perfect Cirlce, Tool, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Mudvayne, Soulfly,
Favorte Vehicle: 'Cuda's. MOPAR or No Car
Favorite website: I guess I'll say wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr
Favorite O&A show: Street fishing
Best line that you use from O&A: Out of the fuckin blueeeee
Worst O&A show you heard: there was a stretch in the summer...
Most annoying guest on O&A: Stalker Patti
Best cringe moment on O&A: None yet

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:
Worst sexual experience:
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Me to orgasm
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) Reverse cowgirl
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Church playground
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: talker

[vice86]

Name: Rich
Age: 33
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Divorced
Nationality: Czech/Polish/American
Job/School: Graphic Layout/Design/Production
Hobbies: Cars, Computers, Home Theater
Turn on: Hot chicks licking a soft vanilla cone
Turn off: Trendy women, loud cell phone talkers...too much to mention
Favorite food(s): Spaghetti, Steak
Favorite drink(s): Water, Mountain Dew, Rolling Rock
Favorite movie(s): Tommy Boy, Dumb & Dumber, Old School
Favorite TV show(s): King of Queens, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park
Favorite Actor&Actress: Will Ferrel & Scarlet Johanssen
Favorte song(s): GooGoo Dolls - Name, Corona - Rhythm of the Night
Favorite Band(s): Ian van Dahl, Tiesto, 4 Strings, Lasgo, DHT
Favorte Vehicle: C6 Z06, Viper GTS
Favorite website: www.wackbag.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Brian Regan
Favorite O&A show: Making fun of the Retarded News people
Best line that you use from O&A: "eeecch"
Worst O&A show you heard: Anytime Ralphie May is there
Most annoying guest on O&A: Ralphie May
Best cringe moment on O&A: Opie making fun of any celeb guest

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: No real "best" experience...most always good
Worst sexual experience: Not getting laid in 4 months and lasting 6 pumps with a girl
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: a hot girl would walk in on us and join in.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Don't really do that many...I'm find missionary or on my back...don't care.
Craziest place you have ever done it: Lerner's dressing room and a single seater bathroom at a club
Most embarassing sexual moment: Meeting a hot chick at a club and being drunk/intimidated and not getting it up..lol
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Silent during..maybe say something while blowing teh wad
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: likes to laugh and touchy friendly
What gets you about the oppisite sex: legs and breasts
Favorite porn star: Don't have a favorite

[BravoSierra]

Name: Barry
Age: 23
Sex:M
Maritial Status: long time girlfriend.
Nationality: Norwegian.
Job/School: Delivery Service
Hobbies: Video Games, bars
Turn on: Asians.
Turn off: Really skinny girls and red heads.
Favorite food(s): Chimichangas, Mac n cheese, and Rice Chex.
Favorite drink(s): Red Stripe.
Favorite movie(s): Swingers, From Dusk Till Dawn, and Mallrats.
Favorite TV show(s): Intervention and Random 1.
Favorite Actor&Actress: None.
Favorte song(s): Freebird.
Favorite Band(s): Buckcherry.
Favorte Vehicle: Jeep Wrangler.
Favorite website: www.fark.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr.
Favorite O&A show:
Best line that you use from O&A: allllright!
Worst O&A show you heard:
Most annoying guest on O&A: Twitchells.
Best cringe moment on O&A:The poker chip thing.

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: 4-some with a high school buddy.
Worst sexual experience: My first time.
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: Another chick to walk in and look interested.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Backwards cowgirl.
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:
Most embarassing sexual moment:
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: silent.
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: When chicks wear those thick black glasses.
What gets you about the oppisite sex:
Favorite porn star: Kobe Tai.

[JonBenetRamsey]

Name:jay rac
Age:23
Sex:M
Maritial Status:single
Nationality:french german polish
Job/School:shipping for azar international
Hobbies:poker, beer, video games, dvds
Turn on:common sense, sense of humor, intelligent conversation
Turn off:lower back hair on a chick. it makes me want to puke allover it
Favorite food(s):robster craws
Favorite drink(s):margarita
Favorite movie(s):team america, pulp fiction, lord of the rings
Favorite TV show(s):south park, lost, nip/tuck, family guy
Favorite Actor&Actress:trey parker and matt stone
Favorte song(s):fury of the storm : dragonforce
Favorite Band(s):the purpose, lifetime, at the gates, pig destroyer
Favorte Vehicle:delorean
Favorite website:www.castingcouchteens.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:bob saget
Favorite O&A show:danza
Best line that you use from O&A:too many to list
Worst O&A show you heard:sfs 3
Most annoying guest on O&A:sandy kane
Best cringe moment on O&A:mouse trap + yambag

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:my first time. the girl was a complete whore.
Worst sexual experience:this one fat chick i banged was awful i had to fake an orgasm
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:her to be twice my age
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)the lady on top
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:no idea
Most embarassing sexual moment:when i took my one ex's virginity, i blew my load in 30 seconds.
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:amazing ass
What gets you about the oppisite sex:what?
Favorite porn star:the real skanky ones
For the chicks (spit or swallow):i prefer shooting my load on the ass.

[Mybigcans]

Name: Patricia
Age: 33
Sex: Female
Maritial Status: Married
Nationality: Irish/ Italian/Hungarian
Job/School: Massage Therapist
Hobbies: Getting new ink, riding my Sportster, getting my open water diver cert
Turn on: Guys and Chicks that are secure with themselves, and know how to have a good time
Turn off: Shallow, jealous, self centerd people
Favorite food(s): Japanese
Favorite drink(s): Guinness with a shot of Jameson
Favorite movie(s): Good fellas, Fight Club, History of the World
Favorite TV show(s): ???
Favorite Actor&Actress: ???
Favorte song(s): anything by the Eagles or Led Zeppelin
Favorite Band(s): Led Zepplin, The Eagles, Foo Fighters, Disturbed, Seether
Favorte Vehicle: My 65 Buick Skylark
Favorite website: Hemmings motornews
Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr, Stephen Lynch
Favorite O&A show: can't think of one in particular
Best line that you use from O&A: more gooder
Worst O&A show you heard: Their first show on XM
Most annoying guest on O&A: uptight porn stars
Best cringe moment on O&A: O&A's interview with the Rock from the NEW days..

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: Having a spur of the moment 5some.. 3 chicks and 2 guys... YUM!!!
Worst sexual experience: Sex with my ex bf who's junk was sooo small we could only fuck missionary.... YUCK..
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: feeling another tongue licking my body somewhere while caught up in the moment...
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want): Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pinned up against the wall with a hand around my throat...
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: Wanted to have sex late at night on the walkway of a billboard sign on a busy street...
Most embarassing sexual moment: Fucking in the front seat of my car and a cop pulled up blocking us in, and not being aware of it until we were done...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: Moaner, talker, but if you stink in bed I am asleep...
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: When you're able to see the sensitive side of a person that you'd least expect..
What gets you about the oppisite sex: WTF??
Favorite porn star: Alisha Klass...
For the chicks (spit or swallow): I SWALLOW!!!!!!!

[YUCK FOU]

Name: Chris
Age: 32
Sex:M
Maritial Status: M
Nationality: Irish/French
Job/School: Sales Rep
Hobbies: Collecting Music, Old Liquor Decanters, Exotic Liquors
Turn on: Beautiful Eyes & Smile
Turn off: Stuck up People
Favorite food(s): Chinese
Favorite drink(s): Basil Hayden's Bourbon
Favorite movie(s): Tommy Boy, Full Metal Jacket, Heat
Favorite TV show(s): CSI
Favorite Actor&Actress: Chris Farley
Favorte song(s): Tainted Love, Down In A Hole, Althea
Favorite Band(s): Alice N Chains, Audioslave, NIN, The Dead, Old School 80's Music...
Favorte Vehicle: Dodge Magnum
Favorite website: Wackbag

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr
Favorite O&A show: Jimmy Fighting with Dragon Wagon
Best line that you use from O&A: wow
Worst O&A show you heard: First XM Show
Most annoying guest on O&A: Vos but he is still funny...
Best cringe moment on O&A: Any patty moment


And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience: fucking while driving my old honda civic
Worst sexual experience: Fucking on to much tequila...ow that is hurting...
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex: have threesome.
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want) girl on top, doggie, on the bathroom vanity...
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at: in the car...
Most embarassing sexual moment: tequila time...dude walking into my hotel room...
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent: slight moaner
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them: ???
What gets you about the oppisite sex: they want it when they want it...
Favorite porn star: Jenna Jameson (younger)
For the chicks (spit or swallow):

[WaddleDoodle]

Name: Geoff
Age: 20
Sex:M
Maritial Status: Not, and never shall be
Nationality: 90% German
Job/School: The George Washington University, interning at the National Security Archives.
Hobbies: Videogames, Colonial Brass
Turn on: firm tits
Turn off: Smoking, bunts
Favorite food(s): Steak
Favorite drink(s): Rum & Cider
Favorite movie(s): Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, Patton, Boondock Saints
Favorite TV show(s): Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5
Favorite Actor&Actress: Angilina Jolie
Favorte song(s):
Favorite Band(s): Composer: John Williams
Favorte Vehicle: M1A2 Abrams
Favorite website: www.Penny-Arcade.com

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A: Bill Burr/Bob Sagat
Favorite O&A show: When Kid Rock came in and jammed
Best line that you use from O&A: buttslamming shitdick
Worst O&A show you heard: They all run together
Most annoying guest on O&A: Sandy Kane
Best cringe moment on O&A: Anytime they interview a boring person

[mrhan73]

Name:Larry
Age:35
Sex:M
Maritial Status:single
Nationality:50% Cuban 50% Bolivian
Job/School:Dock Master
Hobbies:Drinking micro brews
Turn on:nice asses,great legs
Turn off:cankles
Favorite food(s):Cuban
Favorite drink(s):Frozen Margaritas
Favorite movie(s):Die Hard,Enter the Dragon,Fight Club
Favorite TV show(s):The Shield,Lost,Boondocks,Family Guy,The Office
Favorite Actor&Actress:Harvey Keitel,Laura Linney
Favorte song(s):Drug Music,Rebel without a pause,Life's a bitch
Favorite Band(s):Non-Phixion,Public Enemy
Favorte Vehicle:Bently Continental GT
Favorite website:prisonplanet.com,rotten.com,wackbag,coming soon.net

Now to O&A stuff

Favorite guest on O&A:Patrice O'neal
Favorite O&A show:Patty wig show
Best line that you use from O&A:"Arc one across the chest"-Jimmy
Most annoying guest on O&A:Twitchles
Best cringe moment on O&A:Patty wig show

And now to sexual stuff

Best sexual experience:Blow jobs at the bakery
Worst sexual experience:whore from Lynn
1 thing that you would want to happen while having sex:another chic joins in
Favorite position (you can add as many as you want)Doggy
Craziest place you have ever done it or would want to do it at:School hallway
Most embarassing sexual moment:cumming quick with hot cape verdian chic
are you a moaner,talker,or just silent:talker
what makes you weak about someone may it be a sexual way or just a cute way of getting to them:
What gets you about the oppisite sex:The legs
Favorite porn star:Dee
For the chicks (spit or swallow):
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