MAVRIC305
01-09-2002, 09:11 PM
Wednesday 1/9/02
The show started off with Opie and Anthony announcing their new ratings in Philly. They were greeted with a congratulatory call from none other than the tight slacked Tim Sabian himself. He told them how they were number one in all male markets in Philadelphia and couldn't wait to greet them when they go to Philly to do a live show in two weeks. The guys went on to chat about how Philly and a few other cities seem to get it, but Chicago to name one of a few, doesn't seem to be coming around. As in Chicago would rather air minor league hockey than their show.
Then the boys also announced they were having some remodeling done around the place. Some of the PR people took it upon themselves to pickup some new furniture for the boys. As Tyler Durden would say "Okay, Ikea boy's" their place now looks like an episode of the Brady bunch. At first there was some fear of having a white couch in around the studio, with good reason. But never fear, Ikea comes equipped with couch covers (blue, for you knit pickers). Overall the place don't look too bad, but bidding will start at 9PM on Ebay for the lesbian couch. ;)
(Phone calls and some bills being paid, on with the show)
As the show rolls on the boys get a call from Norton. He was calling from Las Vegas, but not to plug his gig at Stardust. He was just calling to ask the guys what station they were on in Vegas. He happened to be hanging out with the man he was opening for tonight, yep you guessed it...The dice man. After hanging up with Norton who will be opening up with Dice at Stardust (whore!) The boys had a quick conversation with Virgin Kelly from Cleveland, who was looking to come on the show and lose her virginity. She had to be put back on hold for the "legend" had just called in. That's right Dice called in, and it was hysterical as always (to me atleast), he went into the whole thing he usually does, but he did mention that he had just bought a new Escalade. When asked if his Escalade was black, Dice replied "Yeah it's black with a pink tip" I have a feeling we will be hearing more from Dice in the coming months. (They go out with the "Dice, Dice, baby" song)
Now back to Virgin Kelly from Cleveland. They get on the phone with her and she actually sounds like a legit thing. So she goes into a bunch of shit about her Ex-boyfriend and how he would ejaculate from touching her butt while walking in a mall. Afterwards she tells a little about herself, a nice booty, 34c's, and 135lbs. Opie checks the imaginary chart and realizes she is a little above regular. So after throwing around a few ideas about how to work this contest, the boys finally settle on a way where it can work out for everyone's benefit. They decide that she will pick from a group of NYC firefighters. In this way Kelly will be losing her innocence and O & A can give a little back to New York's bravest. A quick pause for the 6 O'clock queef and back to the show.
(Some funny phone calls from some FDNY Firefighters, and the boys go to break)
They come back from the break with sound clips from Carson Daly's new show. In compliance with Stinky's analysis, it was horrible! There was some Carson bashing, but then O & A reminded themselves of their TV venture with a little "Back to you Rusty" :) Which brought them down to Earth, but Carson's show still blew. By the way there was a report on the Internet that Buh-Buh ray Dudley was on a radio show calling out people to fight him for Wrestling tickets, As the report went on it said in the end he wound up leaving the tickets to a girl. A small but significant story.
(Break)
The boys comeback for a little what did we learn and Opie starts it out with what he learned: "Philly more Gooder" I'll go into one of the callers WDYL's because his name was Billy, he said he learned Anthony didn't like angles, he's more into squares. A reference to earlier in the show when they were conversing about the new arrangement of the furniture in there new "Lounge" area. :)
Opie takes out the show with a little sing along. PEACE!!!
(The retarded couple singing "I had the time of my life" cruel bastards!) :D
The show started off with Opie and Anthony announcing their new ratings in Philly. They were greeted with a congratulatory call from none other than the tight slacked Tim Sabian himself. He told them how they were number one in all male markets in Philadelphia and couldn't wait to greet them when they go to Philly to do a live show in two weeks. The guys went on to chat about how Philly and a few other cities seem to get it, but Chicago to name one of a few, doesn't seem to be coming around. As in Chicago would rather air minor league hockey than their show.
Then the boys also announced they were having some remodeling done around the place. Some of the PR people took it upon themselves to pickup some new furniture for the boys. As Tyler Durden would say "Okay, Ikea boy's" their place now looks like an episode of the Brady bunch. At first there was some fear of having a white couch in around the studio, with good reason. But never fear, Ikea comes equipped with couch covers (blue, for you knit pickers). Overall the place don't look too bad, but bidding will start at 9PM on Ebay for the lesbian couch. ;)
(Phone calls and some bills being paid, on with the show)
As the show rolls on the boys get a call from Norton. He was calling from Las Vegas, but not to plug his gig at Stardust. He was just calling to ask the guys what station they were on in Vegas. He happened to be hanging out with the man he was opening for tonight, yep you guessed it...The dice man. After hanging up with Norton who will be opening up with Dice at Stardust (whore!) The boys had a quick conversation with Virgin Kelly from Cleveland, who was looking to come on the show and lose her virginity. She had to be put back on hold for the "legend" had just called in. That's right Dice called in, and it was hysterical as always (to me atleast), he went into the whole thing he usually does, but he did mention that he had just bought a new Escalade. When asked if his Escalade was black, Dice replied "Yeah it's black with a pink tip" I have a feeling we will be hearing more from Dice in the coming months. (They go out with the "Dice, Dice, baby" song)
Now back to Virgin Kelly from Cleveland. They get on the phone with her and she actually sounds like a legit thing. So she goes into a bunch of shit about her Ex-boyfriend and how he would ejaculate from touching her butt while walking in a mall. Afterwards she tells a little about herself, a nice booty, 34c's, and 135lbs. Opie checks the imaginary chart and realizes she is a little above regular. So after throwing around a few ideas about how to work this contest, the boys finally settle on a way where it can work out for everyone's benefit. They decide that she will pick from a group of NYC firefighters. In this way Kelly will be losing her innocence and O & A can give a little back to New York's bravest. A quick pause for the 6 O'clock queef and back to the show.
(Some funny phone calls from some FDNY Firefighters, and the boys go to break)
They come back from the break with sound clips from Carson Daly's new show. In compliance with Stinky's analysis, it was horrible! There was some Carson bashing, but then O & A reminded themselves of their TV venture with a little "Back to you Rusty" :) Which brought them down to Earth, but Carson's show still blew. By the way there was a report on the Internet that Buh-Buh ray Dudley was on a radio show calling out people to fight him for Wrestling tickets, As the report went on it said in the end he wound up leaving the tickets to a girl. A small but significant story.
(Break)
The boys comeback for a little what did we learn and Opie starts it out with what he learned: "Philly more Gooder" I'll go into one of the callers WDYL's because his name was Billy, he said he learned Anthony didn't like angles, he's more into squares. A reference to earlier in the show when they were conversing about the new arrangement of the furniture in there new "Lounge" area. :)
Opie takes out the show with a little sing along. PEACE!!!
(The retarded couple singing "I had the time of my life" cruel bastards!) :D