MAVRIC305
01-10-2002, 09:09 PM
Today's show started off with O & A talking about their new intern Ryan who was late to work today and to make up for his tardiness he decided to buy the guys of all the beers in the world a 30 pack of Sam Adams. It cost him $50, which is all his money for the week. This earned Ryan the nickname Kissass.
They shift scenes to what Anthony wanted to start the show off with. They got into last night episode of "Ripley's believe it or not" where a guy who lost his penis to cock cancer, replaced it with his middle finger. As disgusting as this sounds it was true and only Anthony would want to gross everyone out at the beginning of the God damn show. Anyway, they talked about why the middle finger was chosen, because it went up and down. They also said that this guy actually has all feeling in his Pinger and that he can have orgasms and shit. Then they went into the less disgusting, but just as weird art of stretching women. Quite frankly it's baffling and I don't believe in it.
(To the break)
As they come back to the show they start with off with a Spin magazine top 50 greatest music groups of all time. Which blew monkey ass, and speaking of monkey's, there was this African group, with an album called "Won't jump like monkey, until I get banana" that's just one of the retarded groups on this list. They had so many great group ranked way to high in the list. The only agreeable placements were The Beatles (1) and Nirvana (3). I don't even remember if they said Metallica. It was just a despicable display of a magazine trying to make a greatest of all time list and completely blowing by trying to be too hip and original. The best band on the list was Das Doomphiere!!! They actually did the whole list, but what do I look like.
(Paying some bills)
The show resumes and the boys bring back the cringe game "Has-been corner" starring in today's episode is: The French Robert Clary of Hogan's heroes. Who? I didn't know either. Anyway, it just so happens he is on the show trying to sell a book (elbow, elbow, chuckle, chuckle). So as the good cop Anthony begins to try to have a civil interview with the man, the childish bad cop Opie decides he's going to play sound clips leaning towards the fact that Robert Clary is a big French fag. Tempers begin to flare as Opie keeps going with the sounds, although Anthony is trying to ease the tension. Finally Mr. Clary has had enough and hung up to the cringing, laughter, and joy of millions. After all the laughing, Opie decides to offer Rick a C-note if he can get Mr. Clary back on the phone. As always Rick comes through and Anthony tries his hand at coaxing the guy back into talking about his book again. It works and the guy goes into his book and how he was born in 1926 (As Opie starts a game of Ping-Pong) and in 1939 when WWII started him, his friends, and his family were brought to concentration camps. Are you ready to cringe? (Sounds of Hitler giving his speech at the opening of the Berlin Olympics in 1936 start playing) All you heard was an "Oh" and a dial tone. Uncontrollable laughter filled the studio, as Anthony starts freaking. He was saying that it was the worst thing Opie has ever done. I am in agreement with Ant on this one, it was definitely the worst, but at the same time the funniest thing Opie has ever done. He caught a lot of people off guard. It was classic.
(To break)
After the break Stalker Patty enters the studio. She was yapping a lot and Anthony was killing with his Patty impression, singing "eye of the tiger" its was funny as shit. After all the talk they decide they are going to start a new bit. A version of MTV's Cribs, with it being Stalker Patty's crib. It sounds like it's going to be funny as shit.
(WDYL and the show ends)
Tomorrow on the show: Rich Vos, a 19 year old virgin (soon to be ex) from Glen cove, and a little midget bitch from Queens who says she's a hot midget.
Line of the day, by Anthony: So your a midget? Do you have those big little cans? :D
[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]
They shift scenes to what Anthony wanted to start the show off with. They got into last night episode of "Ripley's believe it or not" where a guy who lost his penis to cock cancer, replaced it with his middle finger. As disgusting as this sounds it was true and only Anthony would want to gross everyone out at the beginning of the God damn show. Anyway, they talked about why the middle finger was chosen, because it went up and down. They also said that this guy actually has all feeling in his Pinger and that he can have orgasms and shit. Then they went into the less disgusting, but just as weird art of stretching women. Quite frankly it's baffling and I don't believe in it.
(To the break)
As they come back to the show they start with off with a Spin magazine top 50 greatest music groups of all time. Which blew monkey ass, and speaking of monkey's, there was this African group, with an album called "Won't jump like monkey, until I get banana" that's just one of the retarded groups on this list. They had so many great group ranked way to high in the list. The only agreeable placements were The Beatles (1) and Nirvana (3). I don't even remember if they said Metallica. It was just a despicable display of a magazine trying to make a greatest of all time list and completely blowing by trying to be too hip and original. The best band on the list was Das Doomphiere!!! They actually did the whole list, but what do I look like.
(Paying some bills)
The show resumes and the boys bring back the cringe game "Has-been corner" starring in today's episode is: The French Robert Clary of Hogan's heroes. Who? I didn't know either. Anyway, it just so happens he is on the show trying to sell a book (elbow, elbow, chuckle, chuckle). So as the good cop Anthony begins to try to have a civil interview with the man, the childish bad cop Opie decides he's going to play sound clips leaning towards the fact that Robert Clary is a big French fag. Tempers begin to flare as Opie keeps going with the sounds, although Anthony is trying to ease the tension. Finally Mr. Clary has had enough and hung up to the cringing, laughter, and joy of millions. After all the laughing, Opie decides to offer Rick a C-note if he can get Mr. Clary back on the phone. As always Rick comes through and Anthony tries his hand at coaxing the guy back into talking about his book again. It works and the guy goes into his book and how he was born in 1926 (As Opie starts a game of Ping-Pong) and in 1939 when WWII started him, his friends, and his family were brought to concentration camps. Are you ready to cringe? (Sounds of Hitler giving his speech at the opening of the Berlin Olympics in 1936 start playing) All you heard was an "Oh" and a dial tone. Uncontrollable laughter filled the studio, as Anthony starts freaking. He was saying that it was the worst thing Opie has ever done. I am in agreement with Ant on this one, it was definitely the worst, but at the same time the funniest thing Opie has ever done. He caught a lot of people off guard. It was classic.
(To break)
After the break Stalker Patty enters the studio. She was yapping a lot and Anthony was killing with his Patty impression, singing "eye of the tiger" its was funny as shit. After all the talk they decide they are going to start a new bit. A version of MTV's Cribs, with it being Stalker Patty's crib. It sounds like it's going to be funny as shit.
(WDYL and the show ends)
Tomorrow on the show: Rich Vos, a 19 year old virgin (soon to be ex) from Glen cove, and a little midget bitch from Queens who says she's a hot midget.
Line of the day, by Anthony: So your a midget? Do you have those big little cans? :D
[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]