MAVRIC305
01-15-2002, 10:23 PM
The show begins with the boys talking about their ratings in Washington, DC Let's some this up how O & A did, with a sound clip :::::It's gonna make you puke::::: The funny part was they went into a whole bunch of different clips of Ken Stevens and the fans of DC voicing their opinions on the ratings and O & A themselves ( ;) ) In all seriousness the boys dropped from 4th to 16th in the DC books. It really isn't a pretty sight, but the boys reminded all the dicks in DC to remember O & A always have the last laugh, so yuck it up now Deeks!
(A new and improved rapid break, and back to the show)
The boys still a little "miffed" by the ratings in DC they keep going. Opie busts out a complete list of all the stations ahead of them in DC and the 3 others who are tied with them. The list was 2 pages long and my memory just couldn't hold all of the stations, but to sum it up briefly the stations varied from artists such as Mozart to Method Man. It was sad. Then some tool from DC calls in to say that O & A are just not his "Brand of comedy" this did not sit well with Jim Norton, who responded with a "Anybody who uses that phrase stinks" "You stink!"
Finally they move on. A guy calls in to help them make a smooth transition to the statue being built in memory of the people who lost their lives on September 11th. They are using that picture captured of the three firemen raising the American flag at Ground Zero. The problem is they want to change it to one white guy, a black guy, and a Hispanic guy. When it's really three white guys. This didn't sit well with O & A and the caller, but a few callers thought that it was a good idea. This brought on how America is way too PC nowadays and are going to dematerialize what the picture actually showed. There were a lot of good points brought up, like who cares just put the black and Hispanic guys in the statue, and they should just make the statue of something else completely. The one that I prefer most was the one brought up by a caller, just make them all green, it worked for the statue of liberty. One idiot somehow got through to say they should just make the statue with the three white guys and put a hubcap and a bucket of chicken in front of it. In all seriousness Anthony made a few great points, the fireman who were in that picture have names. So what happens down the road when people want to look at this statue and see the names of three Irish guys. It's just stupid and there is no reason to change anything. Also I don't think if it were three black or Hispanic guys holding up the flag, and people started saying let's change the black guy to a white guy, they would'nt want to change it. (not direct quotes, but something to that affect)
Then they touched on that little prick John Walker, who betrayed his country and is not going to be charged with treason. Instead, he is going to be put on trial for "Aiding the Taliban" and might get only a 15 year sentence, but who knows when he can be eligible for parole. Anthony kind of compared it to Patty Hearst, who at one time was a terrorist for the "Symbionese Liberation Army" in the 70's. He compared it to the fact that Walker is already getting book deals thrown his way, and instead of being a traitor will one day be sitting on a stage at a Friar club roast. It's sickening how time eases people pain and drains their memories. On the subject of terrorism, the subject shifted to Osama bin Laden. Where in Salt Lake City, Utah there have been sightings. They are saying he may be hiding in a cave up there, but the police have checked every cave and there is no sign of Osama. Those people are all paranoid about the Olympics and are starting to wig out because of the possibilities of a terrorist attack.
(Now it's time for a commercial break)
It's the bitches that'll getcha's. The first on the list of money hungry hoe's is, this bitch named Lisa Bonder Kerkorian, who is seeking child support for a kid she had with Kirk Kerkorian, who is like the 46th richest man in the world. She is taking him for $320,000 a month, for child support!! Anthony as always got pissed and was saying how when she made the agreement with Kirk to not seek alimony after the divorce, she found a way to screw him anyway. There are a lot of details to this story, but this one should sum it up: $436 a month to take care of a silly bunny rabbit. They also touched on another dirty trash bag hoe named Courtney Love who is holding on to the rights of the name "Nirvana" which means all the other guys that were in this group are being screwed out of money. The guys mentioned how this is going to be a long conflict, that will be in and out of courts for a long time.
(Break)
By golly it's back to those two and their darn shenanigans. They start talking about DC again and how they were run amuck and bamboozled over there. Opie said that it's only a matter of time. He says he thinks they must have good "Kemo" in DC so the virus is having a hard time spreading. Anthony added "Damn it, I mean yeah!"
The boys move on to the Unlucky lottery. In this weeks episode we have a young boy being killed while driving in a car, he was killed in a rock slide. As Anthony put it, how unlucky do you have to be to have your car hit by a boulder that has been stagnant for years. Your just driving by and suddenly it decides it's time to come loose. Opie chimes in: "They've arrested the road runner in this case"(Whoa, hooo, wak, wak)
Also a Connecticut man was killed when driving a snow mobile into a moose. The police suspect alcohol may have been involved. Norton always the observant one chimes in: "Nothing worse than a drunk moose" (har, har, elbow, elbow)
They started off on an abundance of banter and Tomfoolery. Aww shucks, I thought it was a knee slapper (stuff like that). Then they mentioned the "Naughty Nighty" contest coming up. Where girls will be able to come down all week and show off their nighties, with a chance to win cash or a trip (I think). The contest will continue when they make their trip to Philly and all girls from Philly can join the guys at the WYSP studio to show off their nighties.
(To the break)
The boys then welcomed Jackie Fine, who we all know as "Jackie Fine, and she is soooo Jackie" They got into it with her about her book and her special cream that women put on their clit's and it makes them freak. As they were talking to her 6 O'clock came around, and we all know what that means. Six O'clock queef time. They tried talking Jackie Fine into doing it, but she would have no part of it. So they got some girl from Ohio to pull over and let out a new unique queef this one sounded like a fart against a leather couch.
Towards the end of the show the boys touched on a small interview they did with "Details" magazine in which all the right quotes were taken again. They were talking about the new Calvin Klein "Underpants" in which they seems to stuff your sack all the way up to the front of the briefs to make it look like you have a bigger bulge. Anthony was quoted as saying: "It's stupid, now guys need a wonder-bra. I mean now the girl is going to be disappointed when she sees he's not really packing that much." This brought on that maybe Anthony is not packing all that much. Opie was also quoted as saying: "Those underpants are just covering up a World of horror" You people paint your own picture. Once again O & A accidentally stick their feet in their mouth.
(Some WDYL and that wraps it) O & A rule!
Tomorrow: I have no clue. I think the Naughty Nighty contest starts!!! :D
[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]
(A new and improved rapid break, and back to the show)
The boys still a little "miffed" by the ratings in DC they keep going. Opie busts out a complete list of all the stations ahead of them in DC and the 3 others who are tied with them. The list was 2 pages long and my memory just couldn't hold all of the stations, but to sum it up briefly the stations varied from artists such as Mozart to Method Man. It was sad. Then some tool from DC calls in to say that O & A are just not his "Brand of comedy" this did not sit well with Jim Norton, who responded with a "Anybody who uses that phrase stinks" "You stink!"
Finally they move on. A guy calls in to help them make a smooth transition to the statue being built in memory of the people who lost their lives on September 11th. They are using that picture captured of the three firemen raising the American flag at Ground Zero. The problem is they want to change it to one white guy, a black guy, and a Hispanic guy. When it's really three white guys. This didn't sit well with O & A and the caller, but a few callers thought that it was a good idea. This brought on how America is way too PC nowadays and are going to dematerialize what the picture actually showed. There were a lot of good points brought up, like who cares just put the black and Hispanic guys in the statue, and they should just make the statue of something else completely. The one that I prefer most was the one brought up by a caller, just make them all green, it worked for the statue of liberty. One idiot somehow got through to say they should just make the statue with the three white guys and put a hubcap and a bucket of chicken in front of it. In all seriousness Anthony made a few great points, the fireman who were in that picture have names. So what happens down the road when people want to look at this statue and see the names of three Irish guys. It's just stupid and there is no reason to change anything. Also I don't think if it were three black or Hispanic guys holding up the flag, and people started saying let's change the black guy to a white guy, they would'nt want to change it. (not direct quotes, but something to that affect)
Then they touched on that little prick John Walker, who betrayed his country and is not going to be charged with treason. Instead, he is going to be put on trial for "Aiding the Taliban" and might get only a 15 year sentence, but who knows when he can be eligible for parole. Anthony kind of compared it to Patty Hearst, who at one time was a terrorist for the "Symbionese Liberation Army" in the 70's. He compared it to the fact that Walker is already getting book deals thrown his way, and instead of being a traitor will one day be sitting on a stage at a Friar club roast. It's sickening how time eases people pain and drains their memories. On the subject of terrorism, the subject shifted to Osama bin Laden. Where in Salt Lake City, Utah there have been sightings. They are saying he may be hiding in a cave up there, but the police have checked every cave and there is no sign of Osama. Those people are all paranoid about the Olympics and are starting to wig out because of the possibilities of a terrorist attack.
(Now it's time for a commercial break)
It's the bitches that'll getcha's. The first on the list of money hungry hoe's is, this bitch named Lisa Bonder Kerkorian, who is seeking child support for a kid she had with Kirk Kerkorian, who is like the 46th richest man in the world. She is taking him for $320,000 a month, for child support!! Anthony as always got pissed and was saying how when she made the agreement with Kirk to not seek alimony after the divorce, she found a way to screw him anyway. There are a lot of details to this story, but this one should sum it up: $436 a month to take care of a silly bunny rabbit. They also touched on another dirty trash bag hoe named Courtney Love who is holding on to the rights of the name "Nirvana" which means all the other guys that were in this group are being screwed out of money. The guys mentioned how this is going to be a long conflict, that will be in and out of courts for a long time.
(Break)
By golly it's back to those two and their darn shenanigans. They start talking about DC again and how they were run amuck and bamboozled over there. Opie said that it's only a matter of time. He says he thinks they must have good "Kemo" in DC so the virus is having a hard time spreading. Anthony added "Damn it, I mean yeah!"
The boys move on to the Unlucky lottery. In this weeks episode we have a young boy being killed while driving in a car, he was killed in a rock slide. As Anthony put it, how unlucky do you have to be to have your car hit by a boulder that has been stagnant for years. Your just driving by and suddenly it decides it's time to come loose. Opie chimes in: "They've arrested the road runner in this case"(Whoa, hooo, wak, wak)
Also a Connecticut man was killed when driving a snow mobile into a moose. The police suspect alcohol may have been involved. Norton always the observant one chimes in: "Nothing worse than a drunk moose" (har, har, elbow, elbow)
They started off on an abundance of banter and Tomfoolery. Aww shucks, I thought it was a knee slapper (stuff like that). Then they mentioned the "Naughty Nighty" contest coming up. Where girls will be able to come down all week and show off their nighties, with a chance to win cash or a trip (I think). The contest will continue when they make their trip to Philly and all girls from Philly can join the guys at the WYSP studio to show off their nighties.
(To the break)
The boys then welcomed Jackie Fine, who we all know as "Jackie Fine, and she is soooo Jackie" They got into it with her about her book and her special cream that women put on their clit's and it makes them freak. As they were talking to her 6 O'clock came around, and we all know what that means. Six O'clock queef time. They tried talking Jackie Fine into doing it, but she would have no part of it. So they got some girl from Ohio to pull over and let out a new unique queef this one sounded like a fart against a leather couch.
Towards the end of the show the boys touched on a small interview they did with "Details" magazine in which all the right quotes were taken again. They were talking about the new Calvin Klein "Underpants" in which they seems to stuff your sack all the way up to the front of the briefs to make it look like you have a bigger bulge. Anthony was quoted as saying: "It's stupid, now guys need a wonder-bra. I mean now the girl is going to be disappointed when she sees he's not really packing that much." This brought on that maybe Anthony is not packing all that much. Opie was also quoted as saying: "Those underpants are just covering up a World of horror" You people paint your own picture. Once again O & A accidentally stick their feet in their mouth.
(Some WDYL and that wraps it) O & A rule!
Tomorrow: I have no clue. I think the Naughty Nighty contest starts!!! :D
[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]