MAVRIC305
01-17-2002, 10:18 PM
The show starts off with some DC talk. The boys had a meeting with management and they have decided to get their asses to DC. If all goes as planned there might be a chance of some DC women getting in on the "Naughty Nighty" contest, which was supposed to start next Tuesday, because they will have Monday off do to MLK day. The first three days of the contest will be in New York, then they will take the show to WYSP in Philly, then hopefully they will make the trek to DC. The boys urge women from every city to make the trip to any one of these places to show off their Naughty Nighties. The boys also went into how perfect the contest is for this time of year, being that it is cold and some women let their weight go a little bit, and some of them don't shave everyday. The nighty will help cover up that extra stuff. Then a caller asks about the prizes and brings up past prizes like the imaginary "Aztec" that the boys were never able to give away. That brought up past show contests that never quite made it past the lawyers, such as: "Feels for meals" and "Junk in jar with bee" In the middle of chatting about those past ideas, the boys take a call from Daphna (Das Daphnaire) and she says she wants to come down to the studio today and show off her nighty. So, Opie says what the hell, contest starts today!
Then they switch subjects to the WOW sticker on "The job" last night. The boys had no clue that Adam had even done it. He never told them. Opie wondered if Adam deserved tickets to the Royal Rumble for it. :)
They also touched on the "Typographical" error (my ass) on a plaque that was dedicated to James Earl Jones for keeping the spirit of black history alive. As Anthony put it, someone down at the "Plaque factory" had a vendetta and wrote James Earl Ray instead of Jones. If you don't know James Earl Ray is the guy who assassinated MLK. Anthony figured The Greaseman got a job at the "Plaque factory" and thought he'd inject a little humor into black history month, bone dry. :D
(To the break, but not before a promo for the "Naughty Nighty" contest says it's starts on Tuesday, but Opie yells out "It starts today!!)
The boys are back with a little Disturbed intro. A caller named Mike form New Orleans tells the boys he was turned on to the show from a television commercial during last weeks playoff game. The boys were just taken back from it, they couldn't believe that advertising actually works (sarcastic)
Then they announced that Buddy Ebson would be calling in the show today. They started comparing all the "Well doggie's" from 97, 00, 01. While the 2002 version was coming up in ten minutes. They replayed one of the most uncomfortable moments in the shows history. When Buddy Ebson tried to sing his parody of the Beverly Hillbillies song and couldn't remember the words and ended up saying in a real disappointed voice "I'm sorry"
Then the boys go off on a few subjects. When they go down to Philly they will be going to the medical museum to check out some nasty shit. Tim Sabian couldn't believe that they actually wanted to go there, but as Norton explained he probably thought them sitting and staring at his tight supple buttox through his tight pants was enough for them. A small discussion about Norton's hatred for public bathrooms starts. He needs his privacy when he is trying to squeeze out a stinky loaf.
Finally Buddy Ebson is on the phone and the boys go to him. He gets on and starts a pluggin'. BuddyEbson.com, and call 888-280-7715 (buy something from the old bastard) Then the boys ask him about his age. So Buddy answers back by saying, he was sitting on his front porch and a pretty girl walks by, and his pacemaker opens up the garage door. It brought out a few laughs. Then Anthony as always playing the good guy coaxes Buddy into doing a "Well Doggie's" It actually sounded better than last years. Then it seems Buddy begins to get a bit confused. Opie asks Buddy if he has a certain woman in his life, and Buddy answers back: "I've played the saxophone for years" Then Buddy starts to sing. CRINGE RADIO!!! He finally stops and the boys ask for one more "Well Doggie's" before he goes. He obliged and the boys plug his CD and his website. Afterwards they compare the "Well Doggie's" and they agree that this years sounded better than last years. Then Lisa who was on hold for the whole segment said she was sitting on the phone in fear that the guys were going to do something bad to poor Buddy. Opie said that they love the Buddy, and that the boys thrive on being unpredictable. Then somehow Lisa makes the transition from Buddy Ebson to Yellow discipline. She says she wants it done to her and Jim Norton is the best person to ask. She wondered if she should do it in a bath and Jim said EFF that, do it on the bed. Then Jim proceeded to ask her if she had a boyfriend. ;)
(To break with the Rusty trombone song)
Now back from the break and Farrell stops by the studio. He came in studio wearing a Devils jersey, with a WOW T-shirt over it. Sick fuck can't afford clothes because he spends it on booze. He made his picks quick and went back to his usual rant. Ant challenged him and his boy (he's a scratch golfer) to a game of foosball. From what I heard, he just stopped in to raid the prize closet for clean clothes, and to steal liquor from O & A.
(Quick break, so Ant/Stink could play Farrell and his boy in Foosball)
As they get back to the show Anthony announces that team Anthony/Stinky had beaten Farrell and his friend. Opie seemed a little pissed of that Anthony forgot about the original team of Anthony/Opie. Anthony said that Stinky has been practicing long hours into the night and he had to move on.
A Seattle listener then calls in to say that the guys rule and he has been spreading the word in Seattle. The boys were just shocked to learn they were on in Seattle. Then the kid decides he wants to give O & A a history lesson about Seattle. So the boys being lulled into boredom, ask him if they could move on with the show, and he says okay. It doesn't get any better. They then go to what looked like a promising call. A woman named Jennifer wanted to know about the "Naughty Nighty" contest. Though she had as much spunk as MR. DVD. She had everyone falling asleep by her slow delivery of questions. So the boys bailed out.
Then a listener calls in and refers to Jim Norton as "batboy" from "The Globe" magazine. Norton gets a good chuckle (hubballa, hubballa)
Then Stalker Patty calls in and they start talking about "Cribs" with Stalker Patty. So it seems they will be making the trip to the ant farm tomorrow.
Then they replayed some of the Buddy Ebson songs. The one that stood out was "Oh, well doggy" they mixed it with a girl having an orgasm and it fit so smoothly that it was as if it was made to sound that way. It was like Buddy Ebson getting it on with a chick. They than had suggestions on other things to mix into the song. So they used the porno beat and added Ant's new favorite clip of Pablo Francisco's Arnold impression, "Illaaah" or something like that. The whole segment was effing classic!
Then from earlier in the show, Daphna shows up in her nighty and the boys are happy. She begins to flash without anyone asking her to. She was one of the good ones. Then the boys try to guess her breast size, after a few bad guesses, she tells them that she is a 36C. Then Norton points down to his pants to show Anthony his stiffie. Opie confirms that she is a finalist. Norton had earlier botched a joke in which he tried to say chloroform, instead he said Chlorofirm. So at the end of the segment, someone said Norton is Chlorofirm in his pants. :D
(Break)
As they get back they go into the "It's the bitches that'll getcha's" segment. In which some tool who won the lottery was too flashy with his money and now an EX-GIRLFRIEND is going to get half of his shit!
Then Stalker Patty makes her way down to the studio from upstairs. They make her put on her new ant glasses. They make her look more and more like an Ant.
Then the subject of public bathrooms starts up again and Norton just took the floor. He is just flipping about how these scumbags always come into the bathroom to start cleaning when they know your in the stall crunching. Ant said next time he sees the janitors boot sticking out under the stall door, to grab a piece of shit and put it on his shoe. Then Opie goes into a story about last night when he was out eating with his agent and Norton, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. Jim says "oh, I'll come" so Opie says that made him feel real uncomfortable and that only women do that, but he knew why Norton did it. He did it so he could embarrass Opie in the restroom. As they go in the bathroom Norton just starts farting, burping, making grunting noises. Then he starts telling Opie that he looks great in his pants, as Opie has his head turned trying not to look at Norton. It got to the point where Opie couldn't take it anymore and began to laugh. Once he's finished he runs out of the bathroom, but as he's running out, Norton says, wait for me honey (or something like that) That was another classic segment, and I really didn't do it justice.
(The show ends with a little WDYL and Opie's famous last words: "Thank you")
Tomorrow: Stalker Patty Cribs, hopefully more naughty nighty's, and much, much more!
Then they switch subjects to the WOW sticker on "The job" last night. The boys had no clue that Adam had even done it. He never told them. Opie wondered if Adam deserved tickets to the Royal Rumble for it. :)
They also touched on the "Typographical" error (my ass) on a plaque that was dedicated to James Earl Jones for keeping the spirit of black history alive. As Anthony put it, someone down at the "Plaque factory" had a vendetta and wrote James Earl Ray instead of Jones. If you don't know James Earl Ray is the guy who assassinated MLK. Anthony figured The Greaseman got a job at the "Plaque factory" and thought he'd inject a little humor into black history month, bone dry. :D
(To the break, but not before a promo for the "Naughty Nighty" contest says it's starts on Tuesday, but Opie yells out "It starts today!!)
The boys are back with a little Disturbed intro. A caller named Mike form New Orleans tells the boys he was turned on to the show from a television commercial during last weeks playoff game. The boys were just taken back from it, they couldn't believe that advertising actually works (sarcastic)
Then they announced that Buddy Ebson would be calling in the show today. They started comparing all the "Well doggie's" from 97, 00, 01. While the 2002 version was coming up in ten minutes. They replayed one of the most uncomfortable moments in the shows history. When Buddy Ebson tried to sing his parody of the Beverly Hillbillies song and couldn't remember the words and ended up saying in a real disappointed voice "I'm sorry"
Then the boys go off on a few subjects. When they go down to Philly they will be going to the medical museum to check out some nasty shit. Tim Sabian couldn't believe that they actually wanted to go there, but as Norton explained he probably thought them sitting and staring at his tight supple buttox through his tight pants was enough for them. A small discussion about Norton's hatred for public bathrooms starts. He needs his privacy when he is trying to squeeze out a stinky loaf.
Finally Buddy Ebson is on the phone and the boys go to him. He gets on and starts a pluggin'. BuddyEbson.com, and call 888-280-7715 (buy something from the old bastard) Then the boys ask him about his age. So Buddy answers back by saying, he was sitting on his front porch and a pretty girl walks by, and his pacemaker opens up the garage door. It brought out a few laughs. Then Anthony as always playing the good guy coaxes Buddy into doing a "Well Doggie's" It actually sounded better than last years. Then it seems Buddy begins to get a bit confused. Opie asks Buddy if he has a certain woman in his life, and Buddy answers back: "I've played the saxophone for years" Then Buddy starts to sing. CRINGE RADIO!!! He finally stops and the boys ask for one more "Well Doggie's" before he goes. He obliged and the boys plug his CD and his website. Afterwards they compare the "Well Doggie's" and they agree that this years sounded better than last years. Then Lisa who was on hold for the whole segment said she was sitting on the phone in fear that the guys were going to do something bad to poor Buddy. Opie said that they love the Buddy, and that the boys thrive on being unpredictable. Then somehow Lisa makes the transition from Buddy Ebson to Yellow discipline. She says she wants it done to her and Jim Norton is the best person to ask. She wondered if she should do it in a bath and Jim said EFF that, do it on the bed. Then Jim proceeded to ask her if she had a boyfriend. ;)
(To break with the Rusty trombone song)
Now back from the break and Farrell stops by the studio. He came in studio wearing a Devils jersey, with a WOW T-shirt over it. Sick fuck can't afford clothes because he spends it on booze. He made his picks quick and went back to his usual rant. Ant challenged him and his boy (he's a scratch golfer) to a game of foosball. From what I heard, he just stopped in to raid the prize closet for clean clothes, and to steal liquor from O & A.
(Quick break, so Ant/Stink could play Farrell and his boy in Foosball)
As they get back to the show Anthony announces that team Anthony/Stinky had beaten Farrell and his friend. Opie seemed a little pissed of that Anthony forgot about the original team of Anthony/Opie. Anthony said that Stinky has been practicing long hours into the night and he had to move on.
A Seattle listener then calls in to say that the guys rule and he has been spreading the word in Seattle. The boys were just shocked to learn they were on in Seattle. Then the kid decides he wants to give O & A a history lesson about Seattle. So the boys being lulled into boredom, ask him if they could move on with the show, and he says okay. It doesn't get any better. They then go to what looked like a promising call. A woman named Jennifer wanted to know about the "Naughty Nighty" contest. Though she had as much spunk as MR. DVD. She had everyone falling asleep by her slow delivery of questions. So the boys bailed out.
Then a listener calls in and refers to Jim Norton as "batboy" from "The Globe" magazine. Norton gets a good chuckle (hubballa, hubballa)
Then Stalker Patty calls in and they start talking about "Cribs" with Stalker Patty. So it seems they will be making the trip to the ant farm tomorrow.
Then they replayed some of the Buddy Ebson songs. The one that stood out was "Oh, well doggy" they mixed it with a girl having an orgasm and it fit so smoothly that it was as if it was made to sound that way. It was like Buddy Ebson getting it on with a chick. They than had suggestions on other things to mix into the song. So they used the porno beat and added Ant's new favorite clip of Pablo Francisco's Arnold impression, "Illaaah" or something like that. The whole segment was effing classic!
Then from earlier in the show, Daphna shows up in her nighty and the boys are happy. She begins to flash without anyone asking her to. She was one of the good ones. Then the boys try to guess her breast size, after a few bad guesses, she tells them that she is a 36C. Then Norton points down to his pants to show Anthony his stiffie. Opie confirms that she is a finalist. Norton had earlier botched a joke in which he tried to say chloroform, instead he said Chlorofirm. So at the end of the segment, someone said Norton is Chlorofirm in his pants. :D
(Break)
As they get back they go into the "It's the bitches that'll getcha's" segment. In which some tool who won the lottery was too flashy with his money and now an EX-GIRLFRIEND is going to get half of his shit!
Then Stalker Patty makes her way down to the studio from upstairs. They make her put on her new ant glasses. They make her look more and more like an Ant.
Then the subject of public bathrooms starts up again and Norton just took the floor. He is just flipping about how these scumbags always come into the bathroom to start cleaning when they know your in the stall crunching. Ant said next time he sees the janitors boot sticking out under the stall door, to grab a piece of shit and put it on his shoe. Then Opie goes into a story about last night when he was out eating with his agent and Norton, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. Jim says "oh, I'll come" so Opie says that made him feel real uncomfortable and that only women do that, but he knew why Norton did it. He did it so he could embarrass Opie in the restroom. As they go in the bathroom Norton just starts farting, burping, making grunting noises. Then he starts telling Opie that he looks great in his pants, as Opie has his head turned trying not to look at Norton. It got to the point where Opie couldn't take it anymore and began to laugh. Once he's finished he runs out of the bathroom, but as he's running out, Norton says, wait for me honey (or something like that) That was another classic segment, and I really didn't do it justice.
(The show ends with a little WDYL and Opie's famous last words: "Thank you")
Tomorrow: Stalker Patty Cribs, hopefully more naughty nighty's, and much, much more!