MAVRIC305
01-23-2002, 10:40 PM
The show started off with the boys touching on Tyson. Now it seems that a certain morning show decided it was going to rip-off the same concept of the situation that O & A had used the day before. So the only way to prove that they did it first was to replay it, plus it was funny as hell. I for one am happy they replayed it, because I missed it. So in the replay, the boys talk about how Tyson has struck again at a press conference to promote his fight on April, 6 against Lennox Lewis. Anthony explained how Tyson just walked right over the pedestal in which each man was supposed to stand on about 50 feet away from each other. Lewis stopped and Tyson just kept coming. The brawl erupts and that is where the boys got the good clips. I have to quote Tyson here: "You white pussy, I'll fuck you in front of everyone, I'll fuck you til' you love me" "I will eat your asshole" Then Anthony starts talking in the Tyson voice saying that he'd like to bread up some white asshole and fry them in a skillet. The boys were a little afraid to talk about Tyson at first knowing he was on the loose in the city. Opie said that he was last spotted headed towards the Empire State building.
(Quick break)
As they come back Jim Norton starts something that would last the whole day. He had a gripe with the commercials being played during the breaks. The one that bit his ass the most was "That 80's show" commercials. Where in the one part of the commercial this guy starts to yell "I'm calling from a bar on my portable phone, no not a pay phone, a portable phone" Now you can understand his reasoning for being annoyed. It's not fucking funny! More on that sporadically during the show.
Then they went into the "Naughtiest Nighty" contest and how they have a lot of hotties in the contest, but want the other cities to get more involved. They have the one hotty Shannon from Cleveland, but they want more. So they try to persuade any girls who may be listening by telling them what the prizes are. A trip for two to Hedonism 3, second prize being $500, and third $250.
The boys then take a call from a trash talking Ranger fan. This guy just goes into it about how the Islanders suck and the Rangers beat their asses. Opie then hangs up on him. Then Opie goes into how pissed he was for missing one of the best periods of hockey ever played. He said he missed exactly 7 goals and 3 fights. He also went into the psycho factor in Theo Fleury's head. He said that the guy is unstable and kept trying to find a way to get over the boards to kill the fans like Opie who were taunting him all night. Then Opie cried about the "no goal" off the post and spoke of is displeasure with the goal judge for having an itchy trigger finger and pressing the "red light" button. Rangers beat Islanders 5-4.
Then Colin Quinn enters the studio and they continue with some hockey discussion. But this time it's about 12 year old Gary and the fact that Opie has not taken him to an Islander game as promised. Ant and Jim as always rubbing it in saying that Opie is going to warp Gary's fragile little mind for the rest of his life. Gary is never going to trust anyone because of his fear of rejection. Opie says he's going to take him one of these days, but he's waiting for a game when the Islanders are playing a scrubby team.
Then a caller named Andy calls in and calls Colin Quinn a pompous ass, claiming he asked him for an autograph at SNL and was snubbed. I Don't believe it. Colin whores his next show at Caroline's and runs out.
Stalker Patty Cribs, Rick had said he was petrified in her neighborhood. It seems there is about ten ladies living in the same apartment. They all call the head of the household "Mother" There were also retards banging on windows. Go figure.
(Break)
The show then seems to drift into the silly zone. You all know what I mean. They start with all the darn tomfoolery. They also start getting into "That 80's show" again, and they started making fun of the whole concept. As Anthony put it, when we lived in the time we hardly ever had to explain things like they do on this show, as Norton put "made by retards, for retards" Then the boys started with lines of their own, such as this one by Norton: "That 90's show starring Eric and Dillon killing everyone in school" and by Anthony: "That 1780's show, I ain't paying that much for no n*****"
(Quick break)
Then the boys got into "Girls gone wild on campus" Opie was amazed about how much "clam" they showed on this tape, because they don't advertise how much "clam" is shown. Anthony said they should just show a bunch of clacking clams.
Then they shift to a news story about the father from the show "ALF" Max Wright. They seem to have pictures of him sucking on a glass dick and a flesh dick. The way these idiots use their money.
(To the FU line, break)
Back from the break Opie notices that a hot blonde just walked out of the bathroom. Then some idiot calls in and tries to convince the guys that he's the producer of "That 80's show" but to no avail, as Norton catches him with a question about where the Fox studios are in LA. A question Jim Norton didn't even know. So the guy punches out.
Back to the "Girls gone wild" conversation. A dude calls in to say that there is a lot of hard-core sex scenes towards the end of the tape. Another guy called in to say how he was cheated out of his money by wanting to buy one tape, and they wound up charging his credit card each month for tapes he didn't want. He said at least he has the whole collection now.
Then more on the "That 80's show" theme. Anthony said: "I'm not having a seizure, I'm break dancing" Then Jim Norton goes into how the only good thing to come out of the 80's was the book "American Psycho" he said the movie sucked compared to the book. O & A disagreed saying they loved the movie. Then Norton being the sick bastard he is starts explaining some of the parts that were in the book and not in the movie. The things he explained made me cringe, but you can hear the excitement in his voice as he says it made him hot. Sick!
(Quick break)
It's the bitches that'll getcha's. The boys go into Neil Diamond and his cunting wife who got away with half of his 300 million dollars and two homes, one in Aspen and one in Beverly Hills. Neil Diamond as always has been an independent singer/song writer and for this bitch to get half of his shit is just disgusting. Anthony starts getting into his Neil Diamond impression, as he sings: "I'm being screwed in America, Today" The real problem is that Mr. Diamond is 61 and he is dating a 31 year old. Anthony was pleading that he not be a retard and make the same mistake twice. Anthony went on a rant about how these bitches just bleed these self-made men dry. Anthony Diamond: "She took all my cash, I never knew it would cost that much for gash" Then both Ant and Norton say that it's kind of stupid to put yourself in that position when you can just fuck prostitutes and say good-bye when your done. Then Norton made a good point about if they were a "Duet" and they made all the money together, then she deserves half. Ant Diamond: "It's the bitches that will get ya's" Another Bitches that'll getcha's, a chick checked her bed sheet and saw that there was a different color hair other than hers of her husbands, she also saw semen. She had it analyzed and it turns out it was someone else's. Then the boys made a point that it was easy for her to set this shit up just to scam her way out of the pre-nup. Then back to Neil Diamond a female listener calls in from DC and tried to justify the situation, which almost put Anthony into a tizzy before he just decided he would relax. Though, afterwards Ant went off on a rant again singing: "I'll be what I am, a broke fucking man"
(Paying bills)
Then Opie says the blonde outside the studio is hot and that Norton was just piercing a hole through with his eyes. She actually told him to stop looking in her weird accent.
Then on the "80's show' theme again. The guys get a bit racy by reading this guys instant feedback: "That 40's show, that baseball player isn't wearing face paint. "He's Jackie Robinson" I won't even touch the one Norton said after that with Christopher Reeves.
Then breaking news, and it was very sad news for O & A and all their listeners. They found OJ's girlfriend Christina protty, who in OJ's words was "Out and about" she had been missing for a month and her house was found ransacked and her cat was found dead. Ant goes into the OJ voice and says she was probably out with Pedro Guererro.
Then the boys bring Devita in the studio. A hot "Naughty nighty" contestant. She went into her job, she's a stripper and does lap dances, much to the delight of Jim Norton. She also goes into her pets and shit, she has a pet python in which she wrestles with everyday before going to work. Then as always the question of whether or not she has a boyfriend comes up. She does and he's a steroid freak who had been arrested and imprisoned for 6 months for selling juice. There isn't much I can write to explain her photos, so go look now!! OpieandAnthony.com.
(Break)
Then they talked about Rejection hotline. It is a hotline that people give out to someone they have just met. The guy or girl that receives this number thinks he/or she just got a number and his cool. Then later they go home and call this number, it picks up and says "Welcome to rejection hotline" it then begins to give you a list of things to choose from, such as: "You had no shot of getting this girls number" "Your a complete loser I can't believe you called the same night" Shit like that. They have a number for both genders. So if your a guy I you would want a guy to answer the phone. It was classic. I am sure you can find the clips on FoundryMusic very soon.
The boys come in with a little Disturbed. Is she not right is she insane, Timmah, Timmah! Bugalagaloo, Bugalagaloo I'm over here now! The boys started to do a little mix.
A funny WDYL by Ernio: "That 30's show is never going to happen."
Lines of the day:
Anthony: "It's not a fire hose, it's crowd control"
Tyson: "I'll fuck you til' you love me"
(Quick break)
As they come back Jim Norton starts something that would last the whole day. He had a gripe with the commercials being played during the breaks. The one that bit his ass the most was "That 80's show" commercials. Where in the one part of the commercial this guy starts to yell "I'm calling from a bar on my portable phone, no not a pay phone, a portable phone" Now you can understand his reasoning for being annoyed. It's not fucking funny! More on that sporadically during the show.
Then they went into the "Naughtiest Nighty" contest and how they have a lot of hotties in the contest, but want the other cities to get more involved. They have the one hotty Shannon from Cleveland, but they want more. So they try to persuade any girls who may be listening by telling them what the prizes are. A trip for two to Hedonism 3, second prize being $500, and third $250.
The boys then take a call from a trash talking Ranger fan. This guy just goes into it about how the Islanders suck and the Rangers beat their asses. Opie then hangs up on him. Then Opie goes into how pissed he was for missing one of the best periods of hockey ever played. He said he missed exactly 7 goals and 3 fights. He also went into the psycho factor in Theo Fleury's head. He said that the guy is unstable and kept trying to find a way to get over the boards to kill the fans like Opie who were taunting him all night. Then Opie cried about the "no goal" off the post and spoke of is displeasure with the goal judge for having an itchy trigger finger and pressing the "red light" button. Rangers beat Islanders 5-4.
Then Colin Quinn enters the studio and they continue with some hockey discussion. But this time it's about 12 year old Gary and the fact that Opie has not taken him to an Islander game as promised. Ant and Jim as always rubbing it in saying that Opie is going to warp Gary's fragile little mind for the rest of his life. Gary is never going to trust anyone because of his fear of rejection. Opie says he's going to take him one of these days, but he's waiting for a game when the Islanders are playing a scrubby team.
Then a caller named Andy calls in and calls Colin Quinn a pompous ass, claiming he asked him for an autograph at SNL and was snubbed. I Don't believe it. Colin whores his next show at Caroline's and runs out.
Stalker Patty Cribs, Rick had said he was petrified in her neighborhood. It seems there is about ten ladies living in the same apartment. They all call the head of the household "Mother" There were also retards banging on windows. Go figure.
(Break)
The show then seems to drift into the silly zone. You all know what I mean. They start with all the darn tomfoolery. They also start getting into "That 80's show" again, and they started making fun of the whole concept. As Anthony put it, when we lived in the time we hardly ever had to explain things like they do on this show, as Norton put "made by retards, for retards" Then the boys started with lines of their own, such as this one by Norton: "That 90's show starring Eric and Dillon killing everyone in school" and by Anthony: "That 1780's show, I ain't paying that much for no n*****"
(Quick break)
Then the boys got into "Girls gone wild on campus" Opie was amazed about how much "clam" they showed on this tape, because they don't advertise how much "clam" is shown. Anthony said they should just show a bunch of clacking clams.
Then they shift to a news story about the father from the show "ALF" Max Wright. They seem to have pictures of him sucking on a glass dick and a flesh dick. The way these idiots use their money.
(To the FU line, break)
Back from the break Opie notices that a hot blonde just walked out of the bathroom. Then some idiot calls in and tries to convince the guys that he's the producer of "That 80's show" but to no avail, as Norton catches him with a question about where the Fox studios are in LA. A question Jim Norton didn't even know. So the guy punches out.
Back to the "Girls gone wild" conversation. A dude calls in to say that there is a lot of hard-core sex scenes towards the end of the tape. Another guy called in to say how he was cheated out of his money by wanting to buy one tape, and they wound up charging his credit card each month for tapes he didn't want. He said at least he has the whole collection now.
Then more on the "That 80's show" theme. Anthony said: "I'm not having a seizure, I'm break dancing" Then Jim Norton goes into how the only good thing to come out of the 80's was the book "American Psycho" he said the movie sucked compared to the book. O & A disagreed saying they loved the movie. Then Norton being the sick bastard he is starts explaining some of the parts that were in the book and not in the movie. The things he explained made me cringe, but you can hear the excitement in his voice as he says it made him hot. Sick!
(Quick break)
It's the bitches that'll getcha's. The boys go into Neil Diamond and his cunting wife who got away with half of his 300 million dollars and two homes, one in Aspen and one in Beverly Hills. Neil Diamond as always has been an independent singer/song writer and for this bitch to get half of his shit is just disgusting. Anthony starts getting into his Neil Diamond impression, as he sings: "I'm being screwed in America, Today" The real problem is that Mr. Diamond is 61 and he is dating a 31 year old. Anthony was pleading that he not be a retard and make the same mistake twice. Anthony went on a rant about how these bitches just bleed these self-made men dry. Anthony Diamond: "She took all my cash, I never knew it would cost that much for gash" Then both Ant and Norton say that it's kind of stupid to put yourself in that position when you can just fuck prostitutes and say good-bye when your done. Then Norton made a good point about if they were a "Duet" and they made all the money together, then she deserves half. Ant Diamond: "It's the bitches that will get ya's" Another Bitches that'll getcha's, a chick checked her bed sheet and saw that there was a different color hair other than hers of her husbands, she also saw semen. She had it analyzed and it turns out it was someone else's. Then the boys made a point that it was easy for her to set this shit up just to scam her way out of the pre-nup. Then back to Neil Diamond a female listener calls in from DC and tried to justify the situation, which almost put Anthony into a tizzy before he just decided he would relax. Though, afterwards Ant went off on a rant again singing: "I'll be what I am, a broke fucking man"
(Paying bills)
Then Opie says the blonde outside the studio is hot and that Norton was just piercing a hole through with his eyes. She actually told him to stop looking in her weird accent.
Then on the "80's show' theme again. The guys get a bit racy by reading this guys instant feedback: "That 40's show, that baseball player isn't wearing face paint. "He's Jackie Robinson" I won't even touch the one Norton said after that with Christopher Reeves.
Then breaking news, and it was very sad news for O & A and all their listeners. They found OJ's girlfriend Christina protty, who in OJ's words was "Out and about" she had been missing for a month and her house was found ransacked and her cat was found dead. Ant goes into the OJ voice and says she was probably out with Pedro Guererro.
Then the boys bring Devita in the studio. A hot "Naughty nighty" contestant. She went into her job, she's a stripper and does lap dances, much to the delight of Jim Norton. She also goes into her pets and shit, she has a pet python in which she wrestles with everyday before going to work. Then as always the question of whether or not she has a boyfriend comes up. She does and he's a steroid freak who had been arrested and imprisoned for 6 months for selling juice. There isn't much I can write to explain her photos, so go look now!! OpieandAnthony.com.
(Break)
Then they talked about Rejection hotline. It is a hotline that people give out to someone they have just met. The guy or girl that receives this number thinks he/or she just got a number and his cool. Then later they go home and call this number, it picks up and says "Welcome to rejection hotline" it then begins to give you a list of things to choose from, such as: "You had no shot of getting this girls number" "Your a complete loser I can't believe you called the same night" Shit like that. They have a number for both genders. So if your a guy I you would want a guy to answer the phone. It was classic. I am sure you can find the clips on FoundryMusic very soon.
The boys come in with a little Disturbed. Is she not right is she insane, Timmah, Timmah! Bugalagaloo, Bugalagaloo I'm over here now! The boys started to do a little mix.
A funny WDYL by Ernio: "That 30's show is never going to happen."
Lines of the day:
Anthony: "It's not a fire hose, it's crowd control"
Tyson: "I'll fuck you til' you love me"