MAVRIC305
01-24-2002, 10:28 PM
The show starts off with the "Turrettes syndrome" bit from back in the day.
The boys jump right into a conversation about radio awards and going the award shows. They said that they went to one awhile back when they were just getting started. Anthony actually reminded Opie that it was all Ant's idea to go, and that Opie had said they were going to screw us out of any award anyway. Though, Ant was insisted on going, so Opie said okay we will go. They wound up getting screwed and they went home empty handed. They got into how after that they never went to another one of the award shows again. Though, they were nominated for an award and sent Ben and Earl to the show. They actually wound up winning and Earl and Ben had to accept it for them. Then Anthony said they should have sent in the "White shorts" joke that he bombed with a long time ago, or the Rick joke from the Stalker Patty cribs episode. Which by the way is on FoundryMusic.com in it's full version, or you can just check out Rick's attempt at a joke. The boys said FMJeff the website designer did an awesome job with it.
(Break)
Crawling in my skin!!! A little Linkin park to welcome back the show, but as it's playing you hear the sound of an annoying laugh. That's right annoying laugh Anthony has entered the studio for more torture. So right away the boys are just doing the laugh and telling him not to talk. Then they take a call from Frenchie, who just starts barraging ALAnt with his French accent. He was using Tyson lines saying: "I'll fuck you til' you love me" and "I'll make you my bitch" I have to reiterate, in the French accent. :D
Then the boys shift gears to a little John Walker talk. He is back from Afghanistan and the boys have to add their opinion. So Ant starts it off by saying that it is bullshit that this kid is going to somehow be honored after all of this. That his lawyers are going to make him look like the victim, when clearly the real victims is this country. He went on with how the defense attorney's are going to make it seem as if he were brainwashed by the Taliban and he is really a supporter of America. He also said that this kid will probably get some sort of "Rockstar" recognition, like Ted Bundy who even after all the shit he did, he still was loved by women (of the too-toothed variety).
Then they went into sound clips of the Mother and Father pouring their hearts out saying that John is a loving kid and that he loves America. Ant pretty much said it was all bullshit and the Father obviously doesn't know his son. Then they played the clip of his Mother, who said that she just wants her son to come back to his home, his family, and his country. This did not sit well with anyone. It is not his country, he turned his back on this country. Then there was a caller who reminded the guys of why he really left his home. It was because his Father left his mother to live with a man, which is against Muslim law. So the boys played some clips like the Father's first words to J. Walker when he sees him, "Ever seen a grown man naked" shit like that. :D
Then they played some gag clips of what John Ashcroft would say to the father. You get the drift. After all the hijinks and shenanigans, they actually played the real clips of John Ashcroft. Ashcroft went into the fact that J. Walker had choices to make, and he kept making the wrong ones. He said that he turned his back on his country and his people, such as Johnny Span, the CIA agent who lost his life in Afghanistan. He added that J. Walker took all the freedoms of this country for granted and will pay for it in these (America's) courts. Annoying laugh Anthony tries to add something, but is quickly told to shut up, and the go to break with him being abused.
(Paying the bills)
They come back and welcome Lewis Black to the studio. I thought it was just in time for some political talk, but they didn't get into all that much. Anthony just wondered if Bar's would start making a "Trader" drink. A little bit of "Johnny Walker black" mixed some other shit, maybe some Curry.
Then the they just had to talk about "That 80's show" again. Once again they went into how bad a concept the whole thing is, but it just seems that's how bad television has gotten. The fact that Emeril Lagasse had his own show is just proof of it. Then Norton chimes in and says the only person he would want to see cooking and laughing is Jeffrey Dahmer. :D
They played some clips from "That 80's show" and the clips were just so unfunny it had the guys wondering if the show was taped in front of a live studio audience. It just seemed that the people were laughing too much at stupid shit. One caller said that the laugh track sounded about as real as the one on "The Flinstones" After the last clip was played Norton attempted to make a quick joke and this is what happened: "A tumbleweed just blew acloss.. ahah I STINK!!" He blew a perfectly good chance at a joke. The boys got on him a bit about it, and brought up last week when he blew a line by saying "Chlorfirm" They were about to let Rick out of the barrel for his terrible joke on Monday, but Norton reminded the guys that he bailed out of the joke, so he could not be held accountable. Jim said besides he has a gig coming up in Korea soon and he was just preparing. Personal note: This review probably won't show you how much Norton killed today!
Then some Dickhead guys calls in to remind O & A that Otto and George were on another radio show this morning. I won't even go into the couple of Tools that called. Though, one caller trying to make the Tools look stupid made a mistake. Another dude called in and said that, Otto and George are a "They" it's just one guy. The boys said no way, because if you have ever been in the same room as Otto and George you would say "They" Anthony went into a story about how one time in the studio George said something funny, and then Otto leaned over and whispered to him "good job" Anthony said he sat there scared. Then Lewis told a little story about how whenever he sees Otto and George he laughs, even if he's heard it already. Then he added that some people who come in to see the show think they are going to see a nice puppet show. The look on the peoples faces is just pure shock, some people leave, and some stick around in astonishment.
(To the break- Jim Norton talking doll bit)
They comeback and right away they say they have the Rick joke clip from Monday at Stalker Patty's crib. It sounded pretty uncomfortable and looked twice as bad. Check out the clip on Foundry.
Then Lewis Black tries to tell a story about what you can and cannot say on the air. He was talking about the differences between a Pepsi commercial and what he can say on the "Daily show" They dumped out a lot and it was kind of choppy, but what I got from it was, he wanted to say "CUM" or "Ejaculate" on the air. Norton had a good solution with this callback: "Just say the dribble on John Walker's Dad's chin"
(Quick break)
The boys comeback from the break and have Scott Ferral on the phone. Norton asked Ferral if Drew Bledsoe was going to be traded to the Cowboys next year. Ferral just said that he thinks Bledsoe will probably stay put, because this kid Brady sucks. I think he was just trying to piss off the Boston listeners. as he kept doing throughout the segment. He a bit about the Rangers and how Theo Fleury is a madman and he is sick of seeing him get fined for everything. He also said that the Rangers should always keep that Czech line together. He said that all Czech's are shoplifters. He also added that being on a hockey team plane with all the different languages made him feel like he was tripping. Then he went back to ripping Boston, by saying that the Steelers were do it in the Patriots backdoor. Then they do a five part question for some lucky Boston listener to answer, the first two callers were too pissed to even answer the question, they just said that they hated Farrel and hung up. The third caller got all five right. Then Farrel goes off on an insane rant, that you can only understand the last two words, but you know he actually said something. I just wish I knew what it was.
(Break)
I'm a firestarter..... . . . Some new Naughty Nighty bitches show up and LEwis Black still chilling. Lewis said he was watching Rick take the pictures of the girls and noticed that Rick used the same method he used when him and Lewis were in jail together. He told the other inmates to roll around and bend over a little, as he snapped away at his imaginary camera. Then the "OZ" theme song begins to play. Then Lewis said that his only time ever being arrested was for littering, by throwing a bunch of newspapers out of a car window. Then everyone starts comparing childhood pranks. Jim Norton tops all with his stories of the young days of little Damien. Along with childhood friends Stanley and Mike, He put motor oil on dashboards of people who left their car windows open, he threw burning couches out the back of moving vehicles on busy highways, and actually threw "tinkle" on someone. "Hey Stanley, let's throw motor oil on her" That was the words of his friend Mikey, who wanted to throw motor oil on a hot girl.
Finally the boys get the hot bitches into the mix for the Naughty Nighty contest. The three girls come in the studio and the boys get them to give a triple WOW. Christa, Kristi and Simone. It just so happened that Simone had a second outfit and wanted to show it off. So as she went to change, it was time for the 6 O'clock queef, but there were no chicks on hold, so they went to a break disappointed.
(Break)
Now back to the show. It's a little after six and a girl calls in and wants give everyone the 6 O'clock queef. Opie said that it was not fair and that it was passed six and it wouldn't be right. But, then they found out that she was a teen. So there were no problems. The queef was a low pitch one and the boys were a bit unsatisfied, until she reminded them that she is a Virgin. Then Jim said It was a "teeny queef" :D
There was some talk of where to have the next cribs, and one caller had a pretty good idea. There is supposedly a Midget town in Philly. So he was thinking they could do a cribs there. One guy called in and said it's not as exciting as everyone is making it out to be. So Lewis Black says, Oh what does it need a Midget whore house?
Also the girl came in with her second outfit and Jim says "goody gumdrops" As she shows her ass everyone goes "WOW" Then they make the mistake of talking to her. Opie starts with the sound clips (The big yellow one's the sun) as the girl begins to ramble incoherently, then the boyfriend begins to get a little curious because he knows the way the boys operate. In the end all worked out and the boys got nice pictures of a hot piece of ass.
(Break)
Teen Shannon has made it to the Cleveland studio, she has long brown hair with freckles, she sounded real cute. So Norton asks, Can you lisp? :)
WDYL: I learned that tumbleweeds don't blow acloss your path. ;)
Lewis Black with the final word: See you in Midget town.
[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]
The boys jump right into a conversation about radio awards and going the award shows. They said that they went to one awhile back when they were just getting started. Anthony actually reminded Opie that it was all Ant's idea to go, and that Opie had said they were going to screw us out of any award anyway. Though, Ant was insisted on going, so Opie said okay we will go. They wound up getting screwed and they went home empty handed. They got into how after that they never went to another one of the award shows again. Though, they were nominated for an award and sent Ben and Earl to the show. They actually wound up winning and Earl and Ben had to accept it for them. Then Anthony said they should have sent in the "White shorts" joke that he bombed with a long time ago, or the Rick joke from the Stalker Patty cribs episode. Which by the way is on FoundryMusic.com in it's full version, or you can just check out Rick's attempt at a joke. The boys said FMJeff the website designer did an awesome job with it.
(Break)
Crawling in my skin!!! A little Linkin park to welcome back the show, but as it's playing you hear the sound of an annoying laugh. That's right annoying laugh Anthony has entered the studio for more torture. So right away the boys are just doing the laugh and telling him not to talk. Then they take a call from Frenchie, who just starts barraging ALAnt with his French accent. He was using Tyson lines saying: "I'll fuck you til' you love me" and "I'll make you my bitch" I have to reiterate, in the French accent. :D
Then the boys shift gears to a little John Walker talk. He is back from Afghanistan and the boys have to add their opinion. So Ant starts it off by saying that it is bullshit that this kid is going to somehow be honored after all of this. That his lawyers are going to make him look like the victim, when clearly the real victims is this country. He went on with how the defense attorney's are going to make it seem as if he were brainwashed by the Taliban and he is really a supporter of America. He also said that this kid will probably get some sort of "Rockstar" recognition, like Ted Bundy who even after all the shit he did, he still was loved by women (of the too-toothed variety).
Then they went into sound clips of the Mother and Father pouring their hearts out saying that John is a loving kid and that he loves America. Ant pretty much said it was all bullshit and the Father obviously doesn't know his son. Then they played the clip of his Mother, who said that she just wants her son to come back to his home, his family, and his country. This did not sit well with anyone. It is not his country, he turned his back on this country. Then there was a caller who reminded the guys of why he really left his home. It was because his Father left his mother to live with a man, which is against Muslim law. So the boys played some clips like the Father's first words to J. Walker when he sees him, "Ever seen a grown man naked" shit like that. :D
Then they played some gag clips of what John Ashcroft would say to the father. You get the drift. After all the hijinks and shenanigans, they actually played the real clips of John Ashcroft. Ashcroft went into the fact that J. Walker had choices to make, and he kept making the wrong ones. He said that he turned his back on his country and his people, such as Johnny Span, the CIA agent who lost his life in Afghanistan. He added that J. Walker took all the freedoms of this country for granted and will pay for it in these (America's) courts. Annoying laugh Anthony tries to add something, but is quickly told to shut up, and the go to break with him being abused.
(Paying the bills)
They come back and welcome Lewis Black to the studio. I thought it was just in time for some political talk, but they didn't get into all that much. Anthony just wondered if Bar's would start making a "Trader" drink. A little bit of "Johnny Walker black" mixed some other shit, maybe some Curry.
Then the they just had to talk about "That 80's show" again. Once again they went into how bad a concept the whole thing is, but it just seems that's how bad television has gotten. The fact that Emeril Lagasse had his own show is just proof of it. Then Norton chimes in and says the only person he would want to see cooking and laughing is Jeffrey Dahmer. :D
They played some clips from "That 80's show" and the clips were just so unfunny it had the guys wondering if the show was taped in front of a live studio audience. It just seemed that the people were laughing too much at stupid shit. One caller said that the laugh track sounded about as real as the one on "The Flinstones" After the last clip was played Norton attempted to make a quick joke and this is what happened: "A tumbleweed just blew acloss.. ahah I STINK!!" He blew a perfectly good chance at a joke. The boys got on him a bit about it, and brought up last week when he blew a line by saying "Chlorfirm" They were about to let Rick out of the barrel for his terrible joke on Monday, but Norton reminded the guys that he bailed out of the joke, so he could not be held accountable. Jim said besides he has a gig coming up in Korea soon and he was just preparing. Personal note: This review probably won't show you how much Norton killed today!
Then some Dickhead guys calls in to remind O & A that Otto and George were on another radio show this morning. I won't even go into the couple of Tools that called. Though, one caller trying to make the Tools look stupid made a mistake. Another dude called in and said that, Otto and George are a "They" it's just one guy. The boys said no way, because if you have ever been in the same room as Otto and George you would say "They" Anthony went into a story about how one time in the studio George said something funny, and then Otto leaned over and whispered to him "good job" Anthony said he sat there scared. Then Lewis told a little story about how whenever he sees Otto and George he laughs, even if he's heard it already. Then he added that some people who come in to see the show think they are going to see a nice puppet show. The look on the peoples faces is just pure shock, some people leave, and some stick around in astonishment.
(To the break- Jim Norton talking doll bit)
They comeback and right away they say they have the Rick joke clip from Monday at Stalker Patty's crib. It sounded pretty uncomfortable and looked twice as bad. Check out the clip on Foundry.
Then Lewis Black tries to tell a story about what you can and cannot say on the air. He was talking about the differences between a Pepsi commercial and what he can say on the "Daily show" They dumped out a lot and it was kind of choppy, but what I got from it was, he wanted to say "CUM" or "Ejaculate" on the air. Norton had a good solution with this callback: "Just say the dribble on John Walker's Dad's chin"
(Quick break)
The boys comeback from the break and have Scott Ferral on the phone. Norton asked Ferral if Drew Bledsoe was going to be traded to the Cowboys next year. Ferral just said that he thinks Bledsoe will probably stay put, because this kid Brady sucks. I think he was just trying to piss off the Boston listeners. as he kept doing throughout the segment. He a bit about the Rangers and how Theo Fleury is a madman and he is sick of seeing him get fined for everything. He also said that the Rangers should always keep that Czech line together. He said that all Czech's are shoplifters. He also added that being on a hockey team plane with all the different languages made him feel like he was tripping. Then he went back to ripping Boston, by saying that the Steelers were do it in the Patriots backdoor. Then they do a five part question for some lucky Boston listener to answer, the first two callers were too pissed to even answer the question, they just said that they hated Farrel and hung up. The third caller got all five right. Then Farrel goes off on an insane rant, that you can only understand the last two words, but you know he actually said something. I just wish I knew what it was.
(Break)
I'm a firestarter..... . . . Some new Naughty Nighty bitches show up and LEwis Black still chilling. Lewis said he was watching Rick take the pictures of the girls and noticed that Rick used the same method he used when him and Lewis were in jail together. He told the other inmates to roll around and bend over a little, as he snapped away at his imaginary camera. Then the "OZ" theme song begins to play. Then Lewis said that his only time ever being arrested was for littering, by throwing a bunch of newspapers out of a car window. Then everyone starts comparing childhood pranks. Jim Norton tops all with his stories of the young days of little Damien. Along with childhood friends Stanley and Mike, He put motor oil on dashboards of people who left their car windows open, he threw burning couches out the back of moving vehicles on busy highways, and actually threw "tinkle" on someone. "Hey Stanley, let's throw motor oil on her" That was the words of his friend Mikey, who wanted to throw motor oil on a hot girl.
Finally the boys get the hot bitches into the mix for the Naughty Nighty contest. The three girls come in the studio and the boys get them to give a triple WOW. Christa, Kristi and Simone. It just so happened that Simone had a second outfit and wanted to show it off. So as she went to change, it was time for the 6 O'clock queef, but there were no chicks on hold, so they went to a break disappointed.
(Break)
Now back to the show. It's a little after six and a girl calls in and wants give everyone the 6 O'clock queef. Opie said that it was not fair and that it was passed six and it wouldn't be right. But, then they found out that she was a teen. So there were no problems. The queef was a low pitch one and the boys were a bit unsatisfied, until she reminded them that she is a Virgin. Then Jim said It was a "teeny queef" :D
There was some talk of where to have the next cribs, and one caller had a pretty good idea. There is supposedly a Midget town in Philly. So he was thinking they could do a cribs there. One guy called in and said it's not as exciting as everyone is making it out to be. So Lewis Black says, Oh what does it need a Midget whore house?
Also the girl came in with her second outfit and Jim says "goody gumdrops" As she shows her ass everyone goes "WOW" Then they make the mistake of talking to her. Opie starts with the sound clips (The big yellow one's the sun) as the girl begins to ramble incoherently, then the boyfriend begins to get a little curious because he knows the way the boys operate. In the end all worked out and the boys got nice pictures of a hot piece of ass.
(Break)
Teen Shannon has made it to the Cleveland studio, she has long brown hair with freckles, she sounded real cute. So Norton asks, Can you lisp? :)
WDYL: I learned that tumbleweeds don't blow acloss your path. ;)
Lewis Black with the final word: See you in Midget town.
[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: MAVRIC305 ]