MAVRIC305
01-28-2002, 10:46 PM
The show starts off with some conversation about the New England/Pittsburgh game on Sunday. All the Boston fans are ecstatic, especially Ben and Psycho Mark. So Psycho Mark called in to voice his opinion, and Ben says that he talked with Mark on the phone on Sunday, Mark had said he was playing "Madden 2002" and he had New England against the Carolina Panthers, so he can see how they stack up against the team they will be playing in the super bowl. You gotta love the weed! For you people who have been buried in a dark hole, they are playing the St. Louis Rams. (Boston listeners screaming for Ferrall's head on the phone lines, they will get their chance to vent)
The boys get into a little talk about Philly, and how Norton killed. He had two sold-out shows and they say he was off the hook, yo. They talked about the Police caravan they had escorting them to the FUC (first union center) . Opie said it reminded him of GTA3, the way the cops were driving them around. There was this guy Wes, who works at WYSP that was given an opportunity by Jim Norton to do some standup before he goes on. The guy did, and it was not pretty at all. He was heckled and then booed unmercifully. Though he took it like a man and stayed up there. He did two sets, in the first one he just kept telling jokes that made him get booed more and more. The second set, after he had a few drinks in him, was not good either and he was booed and heckled again. But this time he went off, yelling at the crowd and screaming for the Rams to kick the Eagles asses. The boys thought he was going to get killed. He actually sounded like a funny fuck.
The boys went into a little "Naughty Nighty" talk, telling everyone that qualifying starts this week. They also went into the number of women who showed up at WYSP in Philly. There were 16 chicks in Philly, which doubled New York. Then they went into more about the time they spent in Philly, saying that Norton is the funniest guy to travel with, he is just a parade of embarrassment. He is constantly using the gay angle wherever they go. He will call Anthony sweetheart and have conversation with people in public about Opie's underwear. He actually said to their driver "Wow, this guy is really packing"
(Break)
Finally the Boston fans get to vent, Ferrall calls up and starts to talk with the guys for a while before the Boston fans get to vent. He talked about all the bets he made and all the money he owed. He said that people were coming up to him saying that he owed them a c-note and he didn't even remember betting with them. He also said that he predicted that Tom Brady was going to get injured and Drew Bledsoe was going to win it for the Pat's. He was pissed with the Steelers performance and said he will never root for them again. Then he started getting into how long the game was and how they need to kill the Instant Replay, because it slows the game down. He also hates the TV timeouts. They now open up the phone lines to Boston. It was just pure hatred coming through the radio, and Ferrall had comebacks for every bad thing said about him. The guy just won't be abused. They were trying to abuse him, but Ferrall was firing back with no fear. Ferrall begins to rant a little. Then some dude calls in and it appears he is a "Ferralla stalker" He started yelling about Ferrall hiding behind the microphone. Ferrall shuts him up to and the guy hangs up. Ferrall tells the guys to have a lousy day and he's gonna go wipeout. I like the Ferrall!
(quick break)
All the plans from the beginning of the show goes down the drain when Steve-O from "Jackass" comes in the studio. He has a DVD on sale that full of stuff that was too edgy for gay MTV. There is one part in the DVD where he wack's off on a higher up's (Boss type) desk. They also talked about the Brad Pitt kidnapping, which was seen on MTV, and he spoke of how Brad Pitt is a real cool guy, and doesn't believe in the whole Hollywood "I'm better than you" thing. It was funny how they explained the faces on the people who witnessed these guys just jump out of a van and put a bag over Brad Pitt's head and throw him in the van. He called the people "Half-motivated" because they all stood there with there cell phones saying "Someone just kidnapped Brad Pitt" He also added one of the sickest things he remembers doing, which was pulling one of his teeth out to get out of class in the 5th grade. The title of the DVD is fitting "Don't try this at home" you can get a copy by going to "Steveovideo.com" They also went into the episode where he had all of his hair ripped out. He said the only part that really bothered him about that was having no eyebrows, he said it kind of hurts your game when your driving around with no eyebrows. They brought up the "Bobbing for jelly fish" episode. He said that the idea for that came up when he was swimming with Hammerhead sharks, as he was trying to avoid the sharks, he was bitten by a jelly fish. So he figured he could take on an Aquarium of them. Then some caller tried to stir up something with Johnny Knoxville, saying that he thinks he is the man and he doesn't do half the shit that Steve-O does. Steve-O downplayed that and said it was crap and he was tired of hearing it.
(Break)
Back to the show, Steve-O still in the studio. His girlfriend comes in the studio, this girl sounded cute as hell. He tells how she is on like 8 Zanics and she looks like she is ready to fall over at any minute. They continued talk with him, even though you could just hear it in there voices that they were focused on his hot girl, who was flashing the guys over and over. She was a horny little bitch. Anyway, Steve-O goes on about how he dropped out of college and told his family it was going to be okay, he is going to California to become a stuntman. Instead he wound up becoming a guinea pig for experimental drugs. It paid him $2000 for a two week period of just being filled with these drugs, the goal was to see how much they can actually give him before he passes out or something. He then did a bar trick that has gotten him many of free drinks in the past. He took a big thing of salt and snorted it, then took a shot of tequila, and then sprayed the lime in his eyes. The guys in the studio were just stupefied. Then some caller said if he wanted to do something crazy he should ask his girlfriend to spell her own name. She got on the mic and said, I can do that easily "D" Her name is "D" Haha. Then this sick bastard does another stunt for the guys, he takes a light bulb cracks it over his own head, then takes a potato chip sized piece of glass and to show that it was extremely sharp he begins to slice his tongue with it, then he eats it. The crunching sound made you cringe, then he gargled with some Tequila. Then he went into the fact that MTV probably won't be happy with the DVD he has put out. Then some listeners called in to say how disgusted they were with the light bulb stunt.
(Break)
Steve-O out of the studio chilling in club Stinky, the boys take advantage of a huge opportunity. They have "D" in the studio all by herself. She was already getting undressed in front of them, as she was changing into a nighty, so she can have her pictures taken. This is where O & A both get lines of the day. First Anthony says: "Quick someone have sex with her before Steve-O gets back" Then Opie says: "Yeah, someone go get the wiffle ball bat" :) So Steve-O gets back and he says that "D" can do tricks too. He says she can catch flying projectiles with her boobies. Then Norton says: "Could she catch my mule if I threw it?" She replies in an excited way: "You have a mule?" So she says she has a goat, I think she was on her fifteenth Zanic. So they start to throw shit at her, so she can try to catch them with her boobies, when the first throw hits her square in the forehead and actually almost knocks her down. Then Steve-O says he will be right back, he had to go grab his beer he left at club Stinky. So as she's gone the boys try to scheme "D" into doing the "Wiffle Ball Bat Challenge" But "D" seems upset about the "Fat" girls outside the studio, who liked her in the beginning, but now they are getting jealous of her. So the boys bring the "Fat" girls into the studio to see what the problem is, but the girls say that they love her and they think she is beautiful. So as they go to break, Steve-O comes in and says he will be pulling off one more trick and as he said: "We are face with our last opportunity to party immensely, and we can't let that get away"
(Break- Frenchy versus Marion bit)
You guessed it, Steve-O is still in the studio. He was doing more bar tricks during the break. Then he brings up "Girls gone wild" and says the big surprise with that tape is in his words, The Anal annihilation, "just ruining cornholes" :D
Steve-O wonders if the listeners are getting bored with him being in the studio. As Opie put it earlier: "You and her aren't going anywhere, this is radio gold!" The boys decide to take one more break, to setup his last stunt.
(Quick break)
As they come back from break, Steve-O busts out the staple gun. He actually flapped his Yambag over his Dick and stapling it to his pubic-bone. When you heard the staple click, the sound that came out of the studio was something I never heard before, the guys even said that it is the sickest thing they have ever seen in their studio. They will have all this stuff on Foundrymusic.com, Steve C was rolling tape the whole show. He stapled his scrodem to his pubic-bone!!! Then he leaves with his girlfriend and the guys go on with the show. Frenchy gets into it with a caller towards the end of the show. It kills me when I hear a French guy say Yambag.
(WDYL and that's the show!)
Tomorrow on O & A: The boys will talk about "gay Kandahaar" It's what the people of Afghanistan are doing with their new found freedom. Also they will talk more about Stalker Patty's hammer toes.
The boys get into a little talk about Philly, and how Norton killed. He had two sold-out shows and they say he was off the hook, yo. They talked about the Police caravan they had escorting them to the FUC (first union center) . Opie said it reminded him of GTA3, the way the cops were driving them around. There was this guy Wes, who works at WYSP that was given an opportunity by Jim Norton to do some standup before he goes on. The guy did, and it was not pretty at all. He was heckled and then booed unmercifully. Though he took it like a man and stayed up there. He did two sets, in the first one he just kept telling jokes that made him get booed more and more. The second set, after he had a few drinks in him, was not good either and he was booed and heckled again. But this time he went off, yelling at the crowd and screaming for the Rams to kick the Eagles asses. The boys thought he was going to get killed. He actually sounded like a funny fuck.
The boys went into a little "Naughty Nighty" talk, telling everyone that qualifying starts this week. They also went into the number of women who showed up at WYSP in Philly. There were 16 chicks in Philly, which doubled New York. Then they went into more about the time they spent in Philly, saying that Norton is the funniest guy to travel with, he is just a parade of embarrassment. He is constantly using the gay angle wherever they go. He will call Anthony sweetheart and have conversation with people in public about Opie's underwear. He actually said to their driver "Wow, this guy is really packing"
(Break)
Finally the Boston fans get to vent, Ferrall calls up and starts to talk with the guys for a while before the Boston fans get to vent. He talked about all the bets he made and all the money he owed. He said that people were coming up to him saying that he owed them a c-note and he didn't even remember betting with them. He also said that he predicted that Tom Brady was going to get injured and Drew Bledsoe was going to win it for the Pat's. He was pissed with the Steelers performance and said he will never root for them again. Then he started getting into how long the game was and how they need to kill the Instant Replay, because it slows the game down. He also hates the TV timeouts. They now open up the phone lines to Boston. It was just pure hatred coming through the radio, and Ferrall had comebacks for every bad thing said about him. The guy just won't be abused. They were trying to abuse him, but Ferrall was firing back with no fear. Ferrall begins to rant a little. Then some dude calls in and it appears he is a "Ferralla stalker" He started yelling about Ferrall hiding behind the microphone. Ferrall shuts him up to and the guy hangs up. Ferrall tells the guys to have a lousy day and he's gonna go wipeout. I like the Ferrall!
(quick break)
All the plans from the beginning of the show goes down the drain when Steve-O from "Jackass" comes in the studio. He has a DVD on sale that full of stuff that was too edgy for gay MTV. There is one part in the DVD where he wack's off on a higher up's (Boss type) desk. They also talked about the Brad Pitt kidnapping, which was seen on MTV, and he spoke of how Brad Pitt is a real cool guy, and doesn't believe in the whole Hollywood "I'm better than you" thing. It was funny how they explained the faces on the people who witnessed these guys just jump out of a van and put a bag over Brad Pitt's head and throw him in the van. He called the people "Half-motivated" because they all stood there with there cell phones saying "Someone just kidnapped Brad Pitt" He also added one of the sickest things he remembers doing, which was pulling one of his teeth out to get out of class in the 5th grade. The title of the DVD is fitting "Don't try this at home" you can get a copy by going to "Steveovideo.com" They also went into the episode where he had all of his hair ripped out. He said the only part that really bothered him about that was having no eyebrows, he said it kind of hurts your game when your driving around with no eyebrows. They brought up the "Bobbing for jelly fish" episode. He said that the idea for that came up when he was swimming with Hammerhead sharks, as he was trying to avoid the sharks, he was bitten by a jelly fish. So he figured he could take on an Aquarium of them. Then some caller tried to stir up something with Johnny Knoxville, saying that he thinks he is the man and he doesn't do half the shit that Steve-O does. Steve-O downplayed that and said it was crap and he was tired of hearing it.
(Break)
Back to the show, Steve-O still in the studio. His girlfriend comes in the studio, this girl sounded cute as hell. He tells how she is on like 8 Zanics and she looks like she is ready to fall over at any minute. They continued talk with him, even though you could just hear it in there voices that they were focused on his hot girl, who was flashing the guys over and over. She was a horny little bitch. Anyway, Steve-O goes on about how he dropped out of college and told his family it was going to be okay, he is going to California to become a stuntman. Instead he wound up becoming a guinea pig for experimental drugs. It paid him $2000 for a two week period of just being filled with these drugs, the goal was to see how much they can actually give him before he passes out or something. He then did a bar trick that has gotten him many of free drinks in the past. He took a big thing of salt and snorted it, then took a shot of tequila, and then sprayed the lime in his eyes. The guys in the studio were just stupefied. Then some caller said if he wanted to do something crazy he should ask his girlfriend to spell her own name. She got on the mic and said, I can do that easily "D" Her name is "D" Haha. Then this sick bastard does another stunt for the guys, he takes a light bulb cracks it over his own head, then takes a potato chip sized piece of glass and to show that it was extremely sharp he begins to slice his tongue with it, then he eats it. The crunching sound made you cringe, then he gargled with some Tequila. Then he went into the fact that MTV probably won't be happy with the DVD he has put out. Then some listeners called in to say how disgusted they were with the light bulb stunt.
(Break)
Steve-O out of the studio chilling in club Stinky, the boys take advantage of a huge opportunity. They have "D" in the studio all by herself. She was already getting undressed in front of them, as she was changing into a nighty, so she can have her pictures taken. This is where O & A both get lines of the day. First Anthony says: "Quick someone have sex with her before Steve-O gets back" Then Opie says: "Yeah, someone go get the wiffle ball bat" :) So Steve-O gets back and he says that "D" can do tricks too. He says she can catch flying projectiles with her boobies. Then Norton says: "Could she catch my mule if I threw it?" She replies in an excited way: "You have a mule?" So she says she has a goat, I think she was on her fifteenth Zanic. So they start to throw shit at her, so she can try to catch them with her boobies, when the first throw hits her square in the forehead and actually almost knocks her down. Then Steve-O says he will be right back, he had to go grab his beer he left at club Stinky. So as she's gone the boys try to scheme "D" into doing the "Wiffle Ball Bat Challenge" But "D" seems upset about the "Fat" girls outside the studio, who liked her in the beginning, but now they are getting jealous of her. So the boys bring the "Fat" girls into the studio to see what the problem is, but the girls say that they love her and they think she is beautiful. So as they go to break, Steve-O comes in and says he will be pulling off one more trick and as he said: "We are face with our last opportunity to party immensely, and we can't let that get away"
(Break- Frenchy versus Marion bit)
You guessed it, Steve-O is still in the studio. He was doing more bar tricks during the break. Then he brings up "Girls gone wild" and says the big surprise with that tape is in his words, The Anal annihilation, "just ruining cornholes" :D
Steve-O wonders if the listeners are getting bored with him being in the studio. As Opie put it earlier: "You and her aren't going anywhere, this is radio gold!" The boys decide to take one more break, to setup his last stunt.
(Quick break)
As they come back from break, Steve-O busts out the staple gun. He actually flapped his Yambag over his Dick and stapling it to his pubic-bone. When you heard the staple click, the sound that came out of the studio was something I never heard before, the guys even said that it is the sickest thing they have ever seen in their studio. They will have all this stuff on Foundrymusic.com, Steve C was rolling tape the whole show. He stapled his scrodem to his pubic-bone!!! Then he leaves with his girlfriend and the guys go on with the show. Frenchy gets into it with a caller towards the end of the show. It kills me when I hear a French guy say Yambag.
(WDYL and that's the show!)
Tomorrow on O & A: The boys will talk about "gay Kandahaar" It's what the people of Afghanistan are doing with their new found freedom. Also they will talk more about Stalker Patty's hammer toes.