MAVRIC305
01-29-2002, 11:41 PM
As everyday the boys started off the show with a classic bit from the archives. Today it was one of my favorites, Ronald Reagan's "Star wars" plan. This was back in the 80's when our troops were being held hostage by Iran. Then Anthony in his Reagan impression said "The bombing starts in five minutes" Then they go into how Reagan got the plan for this. They said he was playing too many video games. Then Anthony goes off: "A giant gorilla will throw barrels at our enemies, who we will place on conveyer belts, and with the help of our Italian allies and there friend Mario" "I am appointing Lara Croft head of our defense team, because she is one bad bitch" :D
The show starts off with some cab driver from New Orleans, who says he was just driving around three hot chicks who were asking about the show. He said he was going to go down to bourbon street tonight to see if he can pickup some hot dancers to see if they will enter the "Naughty nighty" contest.
Then the topic shifted to Mike Tyson and him backing out of a live interview with Larry King. Opie said he was pissed because he was blowing off wrestling to see it. Then they go into how it would be stupid for Vegas to revoke his license, because the money this fight is going to make Vegas is anywhere from $300-$400 million dollars. Anthony used an analogy, referring to what his Mother use to tell him: "Put your fur coat on" No "Don't cut off your nose, despite your face"
Then the boys talked a little about yesterdays show with Steve-O from "Jackass" and they went into how it was one of the sickest shows they have ever done. They said that it was just a sick atmosphere in the studio, there was so much shit going on and at the same time you had Steve-O doing these sick stunts. They swore that Steve-O was going to blow himself up before the show ended. So they had to keep him in there as long as possible.
(Break)
Then the boys talked about the "Naughty nighty" contest and who is their favorite girl so far. Opie said so far he likes Bobbi the best. Anthony said he leaned more towards Morgan. They are both great choices. Then someone brings up who the nastiest chick on the list is, but the boys didn't want to get into that, because of the fear of scaring the girls away. Though, Anthony being Anthony had to play his Instant feedback game. In which he rings the "Inappropriate bell" if someone on Instant feedback is right about who is the nastiest chick on the list. I think we can all make up our minds about who is the nastiest chicks on the list. Then Anthony mentions Bobbi picture #3 saying: "You eat that!" Check it out for yourself, it is a delicious picture. They continue to pick out the crack whores from the list. Then Opie says he still likes teen Melanie, saying he'd take her over Amy, Anthony concurs. Then some dude calls in saying that teen Melanie looks like white trash and that O & A seem to like the white trash look. Opie says he doesn't think she looks like white trash. but Anthony says that he could see her cursing at her mother on "Maury"
Then the boys touched on their fear about the contest for the Super bowl tickets. They said that the station wasn't supplying air or hotel accommodations and that whoever one the contest would have to find their own way there. Ben told Opie not to worry, because Patriot fans will find a way to get there. More on that later.
(Break- Steve-O stapling his yambag)
Steve-O's manager calls in to tell the guys about what happened after they left the studio yesterday. He said that Steve-O and "D" went to another party and then went back to the place where his friend was putting them up. The friend was pretty pissed about having them there in the first place. Well, as they are sleeping, it just so happens that it's that time of the month for "D" So she takes out her bloody tampon and puts it in a glass of water sitting on the table. Nasty little free spirit. Then they get up and go to a spin magazine party and for no apparent reason "D" decides to bite Steve-O's finger until it bled. So this started a big fight between them, with her screaming and threatening both Steve-O and his managers life saying she is going to put out a hit on them. That's when they both just had enough and decided to ditch "D" After ditching "D" they decide to go to another party, Steve-O winds up leaving with some chick Alexia. So he goes back to the house he is staying out and finally gets to sleep. For no reason Alexia decides to leave. All of a sudden who shows up? You guessed it, "D" and she is wielding a knife asking the manager where Alexia is the manager not thinking points to the room where the roommate is sleeping. She goes in the room screaming "Where's Alexia" This guy jumps up and is just in complete fear as he sees a crazy chick with a knife in her hand. So finally she goes and wakes up Steve-O who is just stupefied by what is going on. Then he says things calmed down from there. He informed the guys that Steve-O will be calling in tomorrow.
Then some chick Julie from New Orleans calls in and says she will put up anyone who wins the contest for the super bowl tickets. So the boys were intrigued, until she said she would do it for $300 bucks. Then the boys were turned off. It turns out this lady is married with 3 kids and was going to let two strangers from Boston of all places live in her house. She also said that she would supply the alcohol. The alcohol alone would cost over $300 dollars with two guys from Boston. Then the boys decide they are going to take a cue from Steve-O and make it a "What would you do for Super bowl tickets" contest. Then Frenchy "The French chef" calls in and says that he would make something really nasty for them to eat. They said that everything he makes tastes good, as in the time he cooked rat and everyone loved it and went for seconds. He said that he would find something really nasty like "Goots" (Guts) from any kind of animal. The boys not satisfied with their ideas so far, send out a plea to the listeners to come up with something. Then some dude Brett from New Orleans calls in and says he will put up any winners of the contest for free. The boys had to ask him if he was a psycho first, The guy said no, and that he just wanted to show the real "Southern hospitality" and not the fake shit, like Julie.
Then Gay Marco calls in to say he can't wait for the "Gay Kandahar" segment. "Got ourselves a pretty little faggot"
(Break- Steve-O's sick tequila shot)
The boys come back and inquire about maybe talking to the lawyers about possibly doing the "Junk in a jar with a bee" contest. In which you stick you dick in a jar with a bee and whoever gets stung first wins. Though, Anthony said that the lawyers worry about that because of the rights for bees activists. :D
Then they shift scenes to the top 20 greatest American Albums brought to you by "Blender" magazine. This just blew, and the guts quickly got bored of the list. The boys were deterred from the beginning saying that it was supposed to be a top 20 "American" albums, but they had two Canadians on the list. It was funny they kept referring to Canada as "Cananada" Another funny part was Anthony's impression of Ray Charles singing "America the beautiful" It's was funny because they mentioned how Ray loves to add syllables. They also started playing clips when they played the Public Enemy song, clips like: "Excuse me while I whip this out, aaahhh" "Oh, lordy lord he despit, do what he say, do what he say" "Nigga please" Another good part was when they got really bored of the list and decided to fuck around. For example: " Anthony here comes number five on the list" All of a sudden you hear "Angelica" by Buddy Ebson and "It's the bitches that'll getcha's" by Joe Pesci.
Finally they get to the "Gay Kandahar" segment. But, a gay segment wouldn't be a gay segment without Gay Marco. So the boys get him on the line for the story. The story is about what Afghanistan men are doing with their newly found freedom ever since the Taliban was run out of town. They have gone back to fucking little boys, or as they calls them "Ashna's" They like the hairless young. They really go after 16 year old boys. They offer these boys luxuries such as: "Fighting pigeons" the boys poverty stricken have no choice, but to take it (up the ass) They tried to get some information from Nangi, who was on the phone. She is from Afghanistan and wanted to school the boys, but what she was saying came out the wrong way. It sounded like she said every guy in Afghanistan is gay. So Anthony with the line of the day said: "Well, how do they make little scumbags?" It seemed that Nangi was offended by that and said she couldn't hear what the guys were saying and hung up.
Then quickly Anthony brings up Opie's little Ashna, 12 year old Gary. Anthony wonders why he isn't taking him to the Islander game tonight. Opie reminds Anthony that this type of game doesn't count, because it is against a good team. He added that it would not really be fair to bring his Ashna to this game, because Opie will not even get there until a little after the second period.
Then the boys talk more about the gay guys in Kandahar. This time they have Nangi back on the phone. She says that they do get married, but they continue to go out and bang little hairless boys. Then some chick calls in and says that her husband was stationed in Saudi Arabia and that the guys over there say that the women are dirty and only good for child berth, the boys are just for pleasure. SICK!!! Some of the shit they use to do to the people they caught doing this shit is sick. They would cut their dicks off in an arena, topple a wall on them, and throw them off a high roof. Anthony mentioned what it might be like to get a cab in Afghanistan. A guy asks how much a cab is and the cabbie replies: "Just suck my dick" and if you give him a tip, it would be "The tip of your cock in his ass"
Then the boys hear from Christie who wants to give the boys today's version of the 6 O'clock queef. Opie says "No wait, it's 6:15" interrupted quickly by Anthony who says: "Who cares" and they run the music. Then she lets out a light, but very wet sounding queef. The boys enjoy and hit the music.
(Break)
Then some chick Christina who queefed for the guys a week or two ago, calls in and says that the last girls queef was fake and was nothing compared to hers. So she is saying that it was fake and that the girl Christy was faking it. Then she says that the guys should do a "best queef contest" In which Opie tells her that she has a pretty good idea. Then Christie calls in, and is pissed that Christina is bashing her queef. The girls get into how many kids the both have, Christie has one and Christina has three. So the girls begin to get a little feisty and the guys decide on a solution. It's time to have a queef off. The boys ask the girls to get ready, because after the break they will be queefing off against each other.
(Break)
So Christina has to get rid of her baby, so the queef off can start. Then Christina starts off, with a long low toned queef. Then Christi does a long loud wet one, which pisses Christina off because she thinks it's fake and she's swearing that it's her boyfriend blowing in the phone. Then the girls just go haywire and start cursing until the boys run out of dump and they have to put them on hold. Then they give it one more shot. Once again they both get off good ones, but Christi tops her again with a nice short wet queef. So the boys vote on Christi as the winner and Christina being the soar loser, says that Christi cheated and started sarcastically saying she was going to sit in the corner and cry because she lost. The boys say good-bye to both girls and get the fuck out of dodge. Peace!
(No WDYL)
Tomorrow on the O & A show: I'd love to know, but I don't think O & A do. I hope they get some bitches from New York up there for the "Naughty Nighty" contest. Actually Steve-O is supposed to call the show! :D
The show starts off with some cab driver from New Orleans, who says he was just driving around three hot chicks who were asking about the show. He said he was going to go down to bourbon street tonight to see if he can pickup some hot dancers to see if they will enter the "Naughty nighty" contest.
Then the topic shifted to Mike Tyson and him backing out of a live interview with Larry King. Opie said he was pissed because he was blowing off wrestling to see it. Then they go into how it would be stupid for Vegas to revoke his license, because the money this fight is going to make Vegas is anywhere from $300-$400 million dollars. Anthony used an analogy, referring to what his Mother use to tell him: "Put your fur coat on" No "Don't cut off your nose, despite your face"
Then the boys talked a little about yesterdays show with Steve-O from "Jackass" and they went into how it was one of the sickest shows they have ever done. They said that it was just a sick atmosphere in the studio, there was so much shit going on and at the same time you had Steve-O doing these sick stunts. They swore that Steve-O was going to blow himself up before the show ended. So they had to keep him in there as long as possible.
(Break)
Then the boys talked about the "Naughty nighty" contest and who is their favorite girl so far. Opie said so far he likes Bobbi the best. Anthony said he leaned more towards Morgan. They are both great choices. Then someone brings up who the nastiest chick on the list is, but the boys didn't want to get into that, because of the fear of scaring the girls away. Though, Anthony being Anthony had to play his Instant feedback game. In which he rings the "Inappropriate bell" if someone on Instant feedback is right about who is the nastiest chick on the list. I think we can all make up our minds about who is the nastiest chicks on the list. Then Anthony mentions Bobbi picture #3 saying: "You eat that!" Check it out for yourself, it is a delicious picture. They continue to pick out the crack whores from the list. Then Opie says he still likes teen Melanie, saying he'd take her over Amy, Anthony concurs. Then some dude calls in saying that teen Melanie looks like white trash and that O & A seem to like the white trash look. Opie says he doesn't think she looks like white trash. but Anthony says that he could see her cursing at her mother on "Maury"
Then the boys touched on their fear about the contest for the Super bowl tickets. They said that the station wasn't supplying air or hotel accommodations and that whoever one the contest would have to find their own way there. Ben told Opie not to worry, because Patriot fans will find a way to get there. More on that later.
(Break- Steve-O stapling his yambag)
Steve-O's manager calls in to tell the guys about what happened after they left the studio yesterday. He said that Steve-O and "D" went to another party and then went back to the place where his friend was putting them up. The friend was pretty pissed about having them there in the first place. Well, as they are sleeping, it just so happens that it's that time of the month for "D" So she takes out her bloody tampon and puts it in a glass of water sitting on the table. Nasty little free spirit. Then they get up and go to a spin magazine party and for no apparent reason "D" decides to bite Steve-O's finger until it bled. So this started a big fight between them, with her screaming and threatening both Steve-O and his managers life saying she is going to put out a hit on them. That's when they both just had enough and decided to ditch "D" After ditching "D" they decide to go to another party, Steve-O winds up leaving with some chick Alexia. So he goes back to the house he is staying out and finally gets to sleep. For no reason Alexia decides to leave. All of a sudden who shows up? You guessed it, "D" and she is wielding a knife asking the manager where Alexia is the manager not thinking points to the room where the roommate is sleeping. She goes in the room screaming "Where's Alexia" This guy jumps up and is just in complete fear as he sees a crazy chick with a knife in her hand. So finally she goes and wakes up Steve-O who is just stupefied by what is going on. Then he says things calmed down from there. He informed the guys that Steve-O will be calling in tomorrow.
Then some chick Julie from New Orleans calls in and says she will put up anyone who wins the contest for the super bowl tickets. So the boys were intrigued, until she said she would do it for $300 bucks. Then the boys were turned off. It turns out this lady is married with 3 kids and was going to let two strangers from Boston of all places live in her house. She also said that she would supply the alcohol. The alcohol alone would cost over $300 dollars with two guys from Boston. Then the boys decide they are going to take a cue from Steve-O and make it a "What would you do for Super bowl tickets" contest. Then Frenchy "The French chef" calls in and says that he would make something really nasty for them to eat. They said that everything he makes tastes good, as in the time he cooked rat and everyone loved it and went for seconds. He said that he would find something really nasty like "Goots" (Guts) from any kind of animal. The boys not satisfied with their ideas so far, send out a plea to the listeners to come up with something. Then some dude Brett from New Orleans calls in and says he will put up any winners of the contest for free. The boys had to ask him if he was a psycho first, The guy said no, and that he just wanted to show the real "Southern hospitality" and not the fake shit, like Julie.
Then Gay Marco calls in to say he can't wait for the "Gay Kandahar" segment. "Got ourselves a pretty little faggot"
(Break- Steve-O's sick tequila shot)
The boys come back and inquire about maybe talking to the lawyers about possibly doing the "Junk in a jar with a bee" contest. In which you stick you dick in a jar with a bee and whoever gets stung first wins. Though, Anthony said that the lawyers worry about that because of the rights for bees activists. :D
Then they shift scenes to the top 20 greatest American Albums brought to you by "Blender" magazine. This just blew, and the guts quickly got bored of the list. The boys were deterred from the beginning saying that it was supposed to be a top 20 "American" albums, but they had two Canadians on the list. It was funny they kept referring to Canada as "Cananada" Another funny part was Anthony's impression of Ray Charles singing "America the beautiful" It's was funny because they mentioned how Ray loves to add syllables. They also started playing clips when they played the Public Enemy song, clips like: "Excuse me while I whip this out, aaahhh" "Oh, lordy lord he despit, do what he say, do what he say" "Nigga please" Another good part was when they got really bored of the list and decided to fuck around. For example: " Anthony here comes number five on the list" All of a sudden you hear "Angelica" by Buddy Ebson and "It's the bitches that'll getcha's" by Joe Pesci.
Finally they get to the "Gay Kandahar" segment. But, a gay segment wouldn't be a gay segment without Gay Marco. So the boys get him on the line for the story. The story is about what Afghanistan men are doing with their newly found freedom ever since the Taliban was run out of town. They have gone back to fucking little boys, or as they calls them "Ashna's" They like the hairless young. They really go after 16 year old boys. They offer these boys luxuries such as: "Fighting pigeons" the boys poverty stricken have no choice, but to take it (up the ass) They tried to get some information from Nangi, who was on the phone. She is from Afghanistan and wanted to school the boys, but what she was saying came out the wrong way. It sounded like she said every guy in Afghanistan is gay. So Anthony with the line of the day said: "Well, how do they make little scumbags?" It seemed that Nangi was offended by that and said she couldn't hear what the guys were saying and hung up.
Then quickly Anthony brings up Opie's little Ashna, 12 year old Gary. Anthony wonders why he isn't taking him to the Islander game tonight. Opie reminds Anthony that this type of game doesn't count, because it is against a good team. He added that it would not really be fair to bring his Ashna to this game, because Opie will not even get there until a little after the second period.
Then the boys talk more about the gay guys in Kandahar. This time they have Nangi back on the phone. She says that they do get married, but they continue to go out and bang little hairless boys. Then some chick calls in and says that her husband was stationed in Saudi Arabia and that the guys over there say that the women are dirty and only good for child berth, the boys are just for pleasure. SICK!!! Some of the shit they use to do to the people they caught doing this shit is sick. They would cut their dicks off in an arena, topple a wall on them, and throw them off a high roof. Anthony mentioned what it might be like to get a cab in Afghanistan. A guy asks how much a cab is and the cabbie replies: "Just suck my dick" and if you give him a tip, it would be "The tip of your cock in his ass"
Then the boys hear from Christie who wants to give the boys today's version of the 6 O'clock queef. Opie says "No wait, it's 6:15" interrupted quickly by Anthony who says: "Who cares" and they run the music. Then she lets out a light, but very wet sounding queef. The boys enjoy and hit the music.
(Break)
Then some chick Christina who queefed for the guys a week or two ago, calls in and says that the last girls queef was fake and was nothing compared to hers. So she is saying that it was fake and that the girl Christy was faking it. Then she says that the guys should do a "best queef contest" In which Opie tells her that she has a pretty good idea. Then Christie calls in, and is pissed that Christina is bashing her queef. The girls get into how many kids the both have, Christie has one and Christina has three. So the girls begin to get a little feisty and the guys decide on a solution. It's time to have a queef off. The boys ask the girls to get ready, because after the break they will be queefing off against each other.
(Break)
So Christina has to get rid of her baby, so the queef off can start. Then Christina starts off, with a long low toned queef. Then Christi does a long loud wet one, which pisses Christina off because she thinks it's fake and she's swearing that it's her boyfriend blowing in the phone. Then the girls just go haywire and start cursing until the boys run out of dump and they have to put them on hold. Then they give it one more shot. Once again they both get off good ones, but Christi tops her again with a nice short wet queef. So the boys vote on Christi as the winner and Christina being the soar loser, says that Christi cheated and started sarcastically saying she was going to sit in the corner and cry because she lost. The boys say good-bye to both girls and get the fuck out of dodge. Peace!
(No WDYL)
Tomorrow on the O & A show: I'd love to know, but I don't think O & A do. I hope they get some bitches from New York up there for the "Naughty Nighty" contest. Actually Steve-O is supposed to call the show! :D