MAVRIC305
01-31-2002, 12:26 AM
The show starts off with a montage of Opie breaking the pinball machine given to him by Al Dukes of the Ron and Fez show.
The boys start off the show with some talk about the "Naughty nighty" contest. They said they have finally been getting some girls in DC showing up at the WJFK studios. They said a definite finalist is Stephanie, who is #36 if you are keeping count. Anthony kept referring to pictures two and three, in those two pictures Stephanie decided to say screw it and bare it all. Though, she was holding the nighty in her hand, so it still counts. This once again brought up the question: Who is the nastiest girl in the contest? Let the Instant feedback game begin. So, Opie figured he could read the feedback on the air, because the girls know it's not him saying it. So he reads a few on the air, mentioning the number of the girl being trashed and everything. I for one (+16) will not repeat the number that was being announced over the radio, it just would not be nice. ;) The boys continue to play the Instant feedback game. One quote I remember is: "Jesus, it looks like #21 just put on a bra and a bed sheet."
Then the boys started to get into the fact that they don't have enough bitches from New York coming down to the studio, and quite frankly it was pissing them off. They called for girls to get their asses down to the studio, because Cleveland and Philly are just making the New York girls look stupid at this point. they also were not happy with Boston, who did not have one girl enter the contest yet. So the boys in their pissed off state decide that if three girls don't make in down to WBCN in Boston by 7 PM on Thursday night, they will be ripping up the Super bowl tickets live on the air. They also added that if the drought in Boston continues, they will have old #21 representing Boston in the "Naughty nighty" contest. Which evidentially will last until Hedonism 33. :)
(Break- Gay-Per-View starring Pat Summerall and John Madden)
The talk of Boston continues and then that chick Julie from New Orleans calls and says she is upset that the Boston listeners bashed her for asking for money to put them up in her home. She said that it was her husband's idea and she babbled until the boys told her to punch out and they hung up with her.
The some dude calls in and says the guys have to be insane to rip up the Super bowl tickets, he asks them to come up with an alternative plan. The boys sway for a bit, sating that maybe they will give the tickets to a random person in the St. Louis area. In the end they still like the idea of ripping the tickets up.
The boys then get a phone call from Elizabeth who is from New York and says that O & A need to tell their listeners to stop with the bashing of the monsters in the contest. She said that it is going to scare the women away. They both concurred and said that they will stop mentioning numbers, but as long as they are not mentioning numbers than it can't really hurt feelings. she agreed, but it obvious she's a monster, because she didn't say anything about coming down to the studio. A quick Instant feedback comes in and says: "Teen Melanie looks like Jon bonet Ramsey all grown up" Sick! The boys still have Boston on their mind. They start to wonder what happen to all the whores that use to come up to the studio back in their Boston days. Then Tony (later boys) calls in and says a good way to really piss Boston off would be to have Ferrall rip the Super bowl tickets up. So Opie says agrees and says the boy are going to "up the ante" and if Boston doesn't come up with the three girls by the deadline set, Ferrall will be ripping up the tickets live on the air.
Then a caller asks what would be the contest if the three girls show up before the deadline. So, the boys go into the official contest theme. It's a good old fashioned puking contest. Though, this isn't going to be the same old alcohol induced Pukefest, this is going to be something that ties in with the Boston theme. The deal is the boys will give out numbers, these numbers will be drawn randomly. The first ten people picked will be in the contest. The people in the contest will have to eat a Super-Bowl (wack, wack) of New England clam chowder every ten minutes. The last person to puke wins! It's a Spew-Per bowl if you will. Wack-Zanerific even.
The boys quickly change the subject, when they see that Shannon from Cleveland is on the line. She says that she is going in for a re-shoot, because she thinks she looked a little chubby in the first set. She said she wanted to show a little more skin. The boys say she looked fine, but said a re-shoot is always more gooder. Then an Instant feedback comes in and says that #21 looks like she is stuck on the blueberry part of three course Willy Wonker gum.
(Break- Demented World- Cheese head bit)
After all the commercials the boys welcome Denis Leary and Adam Ferrara to the studio. Adam and Denis will be on "The Job" tonight at 9:30 PM. They begin to talk about the marketing ploys being used to make money off of 9/11. Denis Leary talked about a new brand of cigarettes that he has seen in his corner store called: USA cigarettes, he said it's like 3 packs for $4 dollars. They also went into the street vendors who sell the "knockoff" NYPD and FDNY apparel. Though, they said that the police was cracking down on that, because the sales from that are supposed to be going to a WTC fund. They also talked about how soon people forget these tragedies. They mentioned the Titanic ride that is all the rage at kids parties, so they started getting into other tragedies that may soon be used as a ride. For example: Adam said: "Hey, your not tall enough to get on the holocaust ride" Then Norton says something about a sticking it in Arthur Ashe ride, that sick fuck.
Then the conversation leans towards the "World Economic Summit" which is being held in New York this year. They got into how the cops have been through enough with all that has gone on in the city, now they have to deal with the possibility of rioting. They bashed those nagging-ass College students who constantly go there to protest, or bitch and moan as I'd like to call it. They went into how these kids have no clue what it is like to live life outside of Mommy and Daddy's pockets. If they had a mortgage and a family to support they sure as hell would not be out protesting, they would be out finding a fucking job. Norton then compared the whole situation to trying to get a fat chick out of his hotel room in Philly. Opie wondered why he ended up with a fat chick after killing in Philly.
The boys quickly wonder where Lenny Clarke is, they wonder if he has gotten to big for them. But, Denis tells them that Lenny had to be at a "skiing event" Opie said: "Lenny skiing?" Anthony said (In a reporter style) : "A tree fatally killed by a skiing Lenny Clarke" Denis says that Lenny has actually lost weight and is looking pretty good. Denis said Lenny will definitely be in the studio next time.
The boys get back to the subject at hand, which was the summit that is coming to New York tomorrow. They all start to wonder why these College students waste their time protesting. As Denis Leary put it: "I was getting laid too much, to be protesting" Opie agreed that College was the best time of his life. They also got into how Martin Sheen use to be a protester back in the days. He started out protesting against Nuclear weapons, then years later he is out protesting for grape pickers. Now, he is on the "West Wing" and he thinks he's the President.
They talk a little about "The Job" and how Adam did special research to learn how the Chinese massage parlors worked. He got himself a happy ending, and he was all proud of himself, when he came out he told his friend "Your not gonna believe what she just did in there" His friend said "Yes, I do, I paid for it"
Then Cleveland called in to confirm one more girl in the studio and three more on the way. Cleveland is just going crazy. They start to check out all the girls from the contest again, so Denis Leary can see for himself. He wonders how old Morgan is, and Anthony says she's twelve. :D Then, Denis said that the summit is probably the reason for the lack of girls entering the contest in New York, because all the College students are getting there protest signs ready for tomorrow. Adam in his girl voice: "How do you spell unfair?"
Then somehow Buddy Ebson is brought up, and Opie said that they had to play it for Denis Leary. Then they play "Angelica" and Anthony in his Buddy Ebson voice sings: "Who filed charges against Grandpa, Angelica" They then played Buddy forgetting the words to his rendition of the "Beverly Hillbillies" "I'm sorry" They went on to play the "Well doggies" song, with the orgasm in the background, which really won them points with Denis and Adam, who said it was genius.
(Break)
When they get back some dude calls in and says he has tickets for Opie, but he would gave to meet him at a bar and then he would give it to him. The figured that was a stupid idea, because then any ass can walk up to him and say he is Opie. Once again, this brings up 12 year old Gary. Anthony wonder if maybe Opie could take him tonight if he goes through with meeting this guy. Opie says "No way, this is the Ranger and Islanders" "I told him he is more like a Tampa Bay Lightning weekend game" So they bring up Gary who was on hold, and Gary said he wanted to go. Anthony made the point that it's free tickets, so what's the big deal? The truth is Opie wasn't really taking the guy seriously for the tickets. So, they start to talk about little Gary's love life. It seems Gary has broken up with his 13 year old girlfriend. It seems Opie was on the phone with Gary before he put him through and Gary told him why he broke up with the girl, and that he didn't want to talk about it on the air. Though, Opie being the kind of guy to betray anyone for good radio brings it up. Little Gary would not budge, he said that she cheated on him, but Opie kept asking him to tell the real reason and Gary kept saying no. The guys kept saying that if he tells them Opie will take him to an Islander/Flyers game and buy him hot-dogs, beer, and a hooker. Gary with the line of the day said: "No way, I don't want to catch the bug, wink, wink, nudge, nudge" He got a huge laugh from everyone in the studio. So they kept trying to coax him into to telling them the real reason he broke up with his girl, but Gary stuck to his little guns and didn't tell.
Then a a black princess named Jasmine calls in and say she wants to enter the contest. She says she is from Brooklyn, so the guys tell her to jump in a Gypsy cab and get her ass to the studio and they will pay for it. She said that she would rather come in tomorrow, much to the chagrin of the guys. Then the hot chick Stephanie from DC calls in and says she decided to take off her clothes at the end, because nobody else did it and she figured she would be original. Thank you Stephanie. They ask if her tits are real and she says no, which kind of disappointed Denis Leary, who was real high on her before he heard that. Though, they all agree that it is an excellent boob job.
Then Opie says that they just had Steve-O on the line and he hung up. So, then Anthony starts going into some of the stunts he watched on the DVD, like him setting off a mortar in the back-seat of his car. They also explain to Denis and Adam how he and his girlfriend almost Overdosed on the show, how she was on 8 xanax (Zanics) and how she is Steve-O's girlfriend on the East coast and Henry Rollins girl on the West coast. They finally get Steve-O back on the phone and he says how much of a blast he had with the boys in the studio and thanked them for all the booze. Then, Anthony brought up the DVD and how he set his head on fire, took a Vodka IV, and ate roasted possum. Anthony talked about when he was eating the possum, he was just projectile vomiting all over the place. Steve-O said it wasn't really the taste of it, but more the thought of it. Then, they played the "Turtle" stunt for Denis Leary, after explaining what it was. Denis Leary said that Steve-O was extremely talented. He added, why do you need writers when you can do shit like that? So, they say peace to Steve-O, as Steve-O says he will be checking in form time to time. Adam wonders, who's gonna go first? Steve-O or Buddy Ebson. Anthony says he thinks it will be Steve-O. They head into the break.
(Break- Once again with the Gay-per-view for Denis Leary to hear)
They get back from the break and it's passed 6 O'clock, they are stalling to trying to get a chick on the phone to queef for Denis and Adam. They beg for a lady to call. The boys mention that on Friday they will be live at WBCN in Boston, and at 3 PM the chowder challenge will start. They discuss the teams and Denis Leary said he would love to see Brady start, then get his arm torn off, have Bledsoe step in and being the Pat's to victory. Then, falls off the wagon immediately after the game and gets arrested for coke, booze, and **** charges. :D Then, a listener calls in to kiss Denis Leary's ass, he repeats a few line that he said are the best comic lines he ever heard, here's one: "Life sucks get a helmet”
The boys are about to give up and Adam and Denis are about to leave, when at 6:08 eastern standard time, Chrissy from Cleveland calls in. Hit the music! By the way, best line in that song is: "Like a fart, but smells like fish" Classic! So, Denis and Adam are very impressed. The boys then get a call from Cleveland who just got another chick for the contest. Then, Chachi from WBCN in Boston calls in to say he had two chicks there and the boys started with some Boston Banter like: Retahded, pashially clod, Clam chada. Though, Chachi let's the girls speak, saying they are pretty hot. He also said they are all set in Boston for the contest, with a 40 gallon bowl to hold the Chowder and some tarp (tahp) laid down to protect against the puking.
(Quick break)
Then some dude calls in and says that they should stick toe nails in the clam chowder. So the boys figure they will put it in randomly selected bowls of the clam chowder. Than the dude says what he learned from yesterdays show, and the boys tell him he should have punched out.
(Break- Frenchy versus Marion)
They played a little "What did you learn" and that's the show. My hands hurt. Peace. ;)
Tomorrow: We will find out if the third contestant makes it to Boston before 7 O'clock. If not, bye, bye Super bowl tickets.
The boys start off the show with some talk about the "Naughty nighty" contest. They said they have finally been getting some girls in DC showing up at the WJFK studios. They said a definite finalist is Stephanie, who is #36 if you are keeping count. Anthony kept referring to pictures two and three, in those two pictures Stephanie decided to say screw it and bare it all. Though, she was holding the nighty in her hand, so it still counts. This once again brought up the question: Who is the nastiest girl in the contest? Let the Instant feedback game begin. So, Opie figured he could read the feedback on the air, because the girls know it's not him saying it. So he reads a few on the air, mentioning the number of the girl being trashed and everything. I for one (+16) will not repeat the number that was being announced over the radio, it just would not be nice. ;) The boys continue to play the Instant feedback game. One quote I remember is: "Jesus, it looks like #21 just put on a bra and a bed sheet."
Then the boys started to get into the fact that they don't have enough bitches from New York coming down to the studio, and quite frankly it was pissing them off. They called for girls to get their asses down to the studio, because Cleveland and Philly are just making the New York girls look stupid at this point. they also were not happy with Boston, who did not have one girl enter the contest yet. So the boys in their pissed off state decide that if three girls don't make in down to WBCN in Boston by 7 PM on Thursday night, they will be ripping up the Super bowl tickets live on the air. They also added that if the drought in Boston continues, they will have old #21 representing Boston in the "Naughty nighty" contest. Which evidentially will last until Hedonism 33. :)
(Break- Gay-Per-View starring Pat Summerall and John Madden)
The talk of Boston continues and then that chick Julie from New Orleans calls and says she is upset that the Boston listeners bashed her for asking for money to put them up in her home. She said that it was her husband's idea and she babbled until the boys told her to punch out and they hung up with her.
The some dude calls in and says the guys have to be insane to rip up the Super bowl tickets, he asks them to come up with an alternative plan. The boys sway for a bit, sating that maybe they will give the tickets to a random person in the St. Louis area. In the end they still like the idea of ripping the tickets up.
The boys then get a phone call from Elizabeth who is from New York and says that O & A need to tell their listeners to stop with the bashing of the monsters in the contest. She said that it is going to scare the women away. They both concurred and said that they will stop mentioning numbers, but as long as they are not mentioning numbers than it can't really hurt feelings. she agreed, but it obvious she's a monster, because she didn't say anything about coming down to the studio. A quick Instant feedback comes in and says: "Teen Melanie looks like Jon bonet Ramsey all grown up" Sick! The boys still have Boston on their mind. They start to wonder what happen to all the whores that use to come up to the studio back in their Boston days. Then Tony (later boys) calls in and says a good way to really piss Boston off would be to have Ferrall rip the Super bowl tickets up. So Opie says agrees and says the boy are going to "up the ante" and if Boston doesn't come up with the three girls by the deadline set, Ferrall will be ripping up the tickets live on the air.
Then a caller asks what would be the contest if the three girls show up before the deadline. So, the boys go into the official contest theme. It's a good old fashioned puking contest. Though, this isn't going to be the same old alcohol induced Pukefest, this is going to be something that ties in with the Boston theme. The deal is the boys will give out numbers, these numbers will be drawn randomly. The first ten people picked will be in the contest. The people in the contest will have to eat a Super-Bowl (wack, wack) of New England clam chowder every ten minutes. The last person to puke wins! It's a Spew-Per bowl if you will. Wack-Zanerific even.
The boys quickly change the subject, when they see that Shannon from Cleveland is on the line. She says that she is going in for a re-shoot, because she thinks she looked a little chubby in the first set. She said she wanted to show a little more skin. The boys say she looked fine, but said a re-shoot is always more gooder. Then an Instant feedback comes in and says that #21 looks like she is stuck on the blueberry part of three course Willy Wonker gum.
(Break- Demented World- Cheese head bit)
After all the commercials the boys welcome Denis Leary and Adam Ferrara to the studio. Adam and Denis will be on "The Job" tonight at 9:30 PM. They begin to talk about the marketing ploys being used to make money off of 9/11. Denis Leary talked about a new brand of cigarettes that he has seen in his corner store called: USA cigarettes, he said it's like 3 packs for $4 dollars. They also went into the street vendors who sell the "knockoff" NYPD and FDNY apparel. Though, they said that the police was cracking down on that, because the sales from that are supposed to be going to a WTC fund. They also talked about how soon people forget these tragedies. They mentioned the Titanic ride that is all the rage at kids parties, so they started getting into other tragedies that may soon be used as a ride. For example: Adam said: "Hey, your not tall enough to get on the holocaust ride" Then Norton says something about a sticking it in Arthur Ashe ride, that sick fuck.
Then the conversation leans towards the "World Economic Summit" which is being held in New York this year. They got into how the cops have been through enough with all that has gone on in the city, now they have to deal with the possibility of rioting. They bashed those nagging-ass College students who constantly go there to protest, or bitch and moan as I'd like to call it. They went into how these kids have no clue what it is like to live life outside of Mommy and Daddy's pockets. If they had a mortgage and a family to support they sure as hell would not be out protesting, they would be out finding a fucking job. Norton then compared the whole situation to trying to get a fat chick out of his hotel room in Philly. Opie wondered why he ended up with a fat chick after killing in Philly.
The boys quickly wonder where Lenny Clarke is, they wonder if he has gotten to big for them. But, Denis tells them that Lenny had to be at a "skiing event" Opie said: "Lenny skiing?" Anthony said (In a reporter style) : "A tree fatally killed by a skiing Lenny Clarke" Denis says that Lenny has actually lost weight and is looking pretty good. Denis said Lenny will definitely be in the studio next time.
The boys get back to the subject at hand, which was the summit that is coming to New York tomorrow. They all start to wonder why these College students waste their time protesting. As Denis Leary put it: "I was getting laid too much, to be protesting" Opie agreed that College was the best time of his life. They also got into how Martin Sheen use to be a protester back in the days. He started out protesting against Nuclear weapons, then years later he is out protesting for grape pickers. Now, he is on the "West Wing" and he thinks he's the President.
They talk a little about "The Job" and how Adam did special research to learn how the Chinese massage parlors worked. He got himself a happy ending, and he was all proud of himself, when he came out he told his friend "Your not gonna believe what she just did in there" His friend said "Yes, I do, I paid for it"
Then Cleveland called in to confirm one more girl in the studio and three more on the way. Cleveland is just going crazy. They start to check out all the girls from the contest again, so Denis Leary can see for himself. He wonders how old Morgan is, and Anthony says she's twelve. :D Then, Denis said that the summit is probably the reason for the lack of girls entering the contest in New York, because all the College students are getting there protest signs ready for tomorrow. Adam in his girl voice: "How do you spell unfair?"
Then somehow Buddy Ebson is brought up, and Opie said that they had to play it for Denis Leary. Then they play "Angelica" and Anthony in his Buddy Ebson voice sings: "Who filed charges against Grandpa, Angelica" They then played Buddy forgetting the words to his rendition of the "Beverly Hillbillies" "I'm sorry" They went on to play the "Well doggies" song, with the orgasm in the background, which really won them points with Denis and Adam, who said it was genius.
(Break)
When they get back some dude calls in and says he has tickets for Opie, but he would gave to meet him at a bar and then he would give it to him. The figured that was a stupid idea, because then any ass can walk up to him and say he is Opie. Once again, this brings up 12 year old Gary. Anthony wonder if maybe Opie could take him tonight if he goes through with meeting this guy. Opie says "No way, this is the Ranger and Islanders" "I told him he is more like a Tampa Bay Lightning weekend game" So they bring up Gary who was on hold, and Gary said he wanted to go. Anthony made the point that it's free tickets, so what's the big deal? The truth is Opie wasn't really taking the guy seriously for the tickets. So, they start to talk about little Gary's love life. It seems Gary has broken up with his 13 year old girlfriend. It seems Opie was on the phone with Gary before he put him through and Gary told him why he broke up with the girl, and that he didn't want to talk about it on the air. Though, Opie being the kind of guy to betray anyone for good radio brings it up. Little Gary would not budge, he said that she cheated on him, but Opie kept asking him to tell the real reason and Gary kept saying no. The guys kept saying that if he tells them Opie will take him to an Islander/Flyers game and buy him hot-dogs, beer, and a hooker. Gary with the line of the day said: "No way, I don't want to catch the bug, wink, wink, nudge, nudge" He got a huge laugh from everyone in the studio. So they kept trying to coax him into to telling them the real reason he broke up with his girl, but Gary stuck to his little guns and didn't tell.
Then a a black princess named Jasmine calls in and say she wants to enter the contest. She says she is from Brooklyn, so the guys tell her to jump in a Gypsy cab and get her ass to the studio and they will pay for it. She said that she would rather come in tomorrow, much to the chagrin of the guys. Then the hot chick Stephanie from DC calls in and says she decided to take off her clothes at the end, because nobody else did it and she figured she would be original. Thank you Stephanie. They ask if her tits are real and she says no, which kind of disappointed Denis Leary, who was real high on her before he heard that. Though, they all agree that it is an excellent boob job.
Then Opie says that they just had Steve-O on the line and he hung up. So, then Anthony starts going into some of the stunts he watched on the DVD, like him setting off a mortar in the back-seat of his car. They also explain to Denis and Adam how he and his girlfriend almost Overdosed on the show, how she was on 8 xanax (Zanics) and how she is Steve-O's girlfriend on the East coast and Henry Rollins girl on the West coast. They finally get Steve-O back on the phone and he says how much of a blast he had with the boys in the studio and thanked them for all the booze. Then, Anthony brought up the DVD and how he set his head on fire, took a Vodka IV, and ate roasted possum. Anthony talked about when he was eating the possum, he was just projectile vomiting all over the place. Steve-O said it wasn't really the taste of it, but more the thought of it. Then, they played the "Turtle" stunt for Denis Leary, after explaining what it was. Denis Leary said that Steve-O was extremely talented. He added, why do you need writers when you can do shit like that? So, they say peace to Steve-O, as Steve-O says he will be checking in form time to time. Adam wonders, who's gonna go first? Steve-O or Buddy Ebson. Anthony says he thinks it will be Steve-O. They head into the break.
(Break- Once again with the Gay-per-view for Denis Leary to hear)
They get back from the break and it's passed 6 O'clock, they are stalling to trying to get a chick on the phone to queef for Denis and Adam. They beg for a lady to call. The boys mention that on Friday they will be live at WBCN in Boston, and at 3 PM the chowder challenge will start. They discuss the teams and Denis Leary said he would love to see Brady start, then get his arm torn off, have Bledsoe step in and being the Pat's to victory. Then, falls off the wagon immediately after the game and gets arrested for coke, booze, and **** charges. :D Then, a listener calls in to kiss Denis Leary's ass, he repeats a few line that he said are the best comic lines he ever heard, here's one: "Life sucks get a helmet”
The boys are about to give up and Adam and Denis are about to leave, when at 6:08 eastern standard time, Chrissy from Cleveland calls in. Hit the music! By the way, best line in that song is: "Like a fart, but smells like fish" Classic! So, Denis and Adam are very impressed. The boys then get a call from Cleveland who just got another chick for the contest. Then, Chachi from WBCN in Boston calls in to say he had two chicks there and the boys started with some Boston Banter like: Retahded, pashially clod, Clam chada. Though, Chachi let's the girls speak, saying they are pretty hot. He also said they are all set in Boston for the contest, with a 40 gallon bowl to hold the Chowder and some tarp (tahp) laid down to protect against the puking.
(Quick break)
Then some dude calls in and says that they should stick toe nails in the clam chowder. So the boys figure they will put it in randomly selected bowls of the clam chowder. Than the dude says what he learned from yesterdays show, and the boys tell him he should have punched out.
(Break- Frenchy versus Marion)
They played a little "What did you learn" and that's the show. My hands hurt. Peace. ;)
Tomorrow: We will find out if the third contestant makes it to Boston before 7 O'clock. If not, bye, bye Super bowl tickets.