MAVRIC305
02-05-2002, 10:48 PM
The boys start the show off with the "Queef off" between Christina and Christie. It was the uncut version with the curses bleeped out. It was classic hearing the whole thing. These girls had much worse potty mouth's than I originally thought. They talked about each others pussies a lot.
The boys start off talking about the new pinball machine. It seems someone may have spilled beer on it and it was malfunctioning. There was also a piece of metal that was jammed in the place where the ball goes through. Anthony was pissed because he was playing and when he left it was fine. Then, the boys mention their new contest, but the don't go into much details, they just gave the name: "The great O & A wackoff" Then, they check out the new pictures from Sacramento, and Anthony says that the new girl Anna is hot, and definitely in the top 5. Though, the pictures from Sacramento seem to be professionally done. The lighting is unbelievable, plus the overall quality of the pictures are perfect. The boys take a phone call from the board operator Danielle from Sacramento, who tell them that the pictures are not professionally done, and that the webmaster for KXOA is unbelievable with the pictures and their conference room is beautiful and a great setting for the pictures. Though, Rick said he wouldn't doubt that it is professional, because the station manager is as enthused about the boys as Nut-hugger Tim Sabian.
The boy get a call from Psycho Tim, who is celebrating the Patriots win in Boston. Tim is just going insane, saying he's been drinking since 10 in the morning. Anthony: "I have to celebrate the Pat's winning the Super bowl by driving to the liquor store for a bawx of wine"
Then, some guy from New Orleans calls in to tell the boys to look at Anna from Sacramento's last picture, he said that there is definitely evidence of it being done by a professional. The boys get another call from Bob "The Godfather" from Buffalo, who says that the one girl representing in Buffalo is pretty hot. The boys agree, but Anthony says the quality of the pictures suck. They go on for a bit with him, saying he may be the new character of the show, replacing Scorch for representation in Buffalo. No more "Kingdom of nakedness" I don't think so.
Then, the boys bring up the new "Cribs" idea. They will be doing a "Sandy Kane cribs" Let me be the first to say: "I don't belieeea" They will be doing it a week from today. It would be sooner, but Sandy Kane wants to get a new bed for the show.
(Break)
Then, some dude from Cleveland calls in and says that he knows one of the girls from Sacramento is a porn star. The boys were intrigued, but they thought he had evidence of it. He had no evidence, just that he seen a tattoo that he said only porn stars get, which is bullshit.
Then 12 year old Gary checks in and says that he will not be able to make it into the studio today. He said he will be in tomorrow, and then Opie told him that Jim Breuer, Adam Ferrara, and Lenny Clarke were going to be in the studio. That made little Gary very happy. Then, Anthony wondered if Gary was a little fat chop. He asked him how tall he was and how much he weighed. Gary told him that he was 5 foot and 100 pounds. Opie went to bust his rate sheet to see if he was normal, but said no, I'm sure he's not a fat chop, he will be fine.
Later, Doug calls in and says that he would like to challenge Frenchy to a boxing match. He tells the boys that he is sick of all Frenchy's shit talking. But, they tell him that Frenchy is not a fighter and that is why it is so funny. Then, Limo Ant calls in and says he is sick of Frenchy too. Of course that brings Frenchy to the phone lines, he gets on and right off the bat just starts ripping into Limo Ant, calling him a "Fat F" and an "F ball" Limo ant kept saying, "Just watch"
Then, Opie starts flipping out about some tool on some website message board, going on about how the puke bit from Friday was fake. Opie went on saying, that there was way too many people in the studio and around the studio for them to stage anything. Then, Stinky came in the studio and sarcastically said that he switched the bags from puke to Clam chowder. That was this tools idea of what happened. It's tools like this guy who should stick to listening to as Opie put it: "Their heroes who haven't done anything new in 10 years" Personally it pisses me off that people who obviously don't listen to Opie & Anthony have something to say about what the lawyers, will or will not allow. As Opie said they have gotten in trouble for going off halfcocked before. The Voyeur bus being a prime example. This is the most irresponsible guys in radio (no offense guys) and they make a living being unpredictable. To that TOOL, go fuck your mother.
The boys then announce where they will be doing their show from at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The will be airing from the balcony of a strip club, named Temptations. In which, a caller said that it was half women and half transvestites. Though, Rick the cabby from New Orleans, dropping the guys a line from New Orleans says that the strip club itself is all women, but the surrounding area has some transvestites roaming around. Then, the boys wonder if the girls in the strip club will be showing clam, or if it is just a topless strip club. They said that it would be hard to compete with the chicks outside if were just topless. The bitches out on the streets will be showing plenty of clam.
(Break- to the FU line.)
The boys are back from the break and they welcome Carlos Mencia. Though, before they get to talk to him, they take a call from Big Mike who was just on the FU line, giving out a big FU to his Stepfather who impregnated his 56 year old mother. He said that she is way too old to be having a baby. He was a lonely child be fore this, but he is likely in his late 20's, early 30's, he would not divulge that information. Though, Carlos said he is just pissed because he isn't going to be Mommy's little boy anymore. His little brother is going to be shopping at the baby Gap. This brought up a story from yesterday, in which Laura Corn was in the studio telling about her assistant who died of an alcohol overdose. She actually took some guys seed in her ass and then went to a fertility clinic to have it removed from her anus, and put into her vagina. It's those damn sick bitches.
Then, the boys get a call from some kid calling himself 14 year old Gary, which follows with a phone call from 12 year old Gary. The two youngsters go at it for a bit. Then, O & A say they may need to change things up a bit and bring in some older blood. This makes Gary very upset, to the point that he almost cried. Then, like a champ, he gets up off the canvas and starts flipping out, firing shots at 14 year old Gary, calling him an imitator and that his real name is probably Edward. Opie tells him to watch it, because his middle name is Edward (a little something for WDYL) The boys let the two Gary's get their parting shots in, and O & A tell 12 year old Gary, they will see him tomorrow.
Then, Cleveland calls in to tell the boys they have two more contestants for the Naughty Nighty contest. It just so happens, these chicks are lesbian lovers and will have a nice group set of pictures.
(Quick break)
As they get back from break, they jump right into talk about 9/11 and all the bullshit that is appropriate to say, now that all this terrible shit has happen. Carlos feels like he should be able to do anything in the name of comedy. Though, he said that he wasn't able to do that on his Comedy Central special, because they were afraid he would lose his sponsors. He also brought up racial profiling, and how the Arab Americans should stop complaining, because Blacks and Hispanics have been profiled for years, they are complaining about 6 months. They shouldn't be complaining either, because it was Arabs who committed the crime.
Then, the boys get a call from the Webmaster for KXOA in Sacramento, who said that the pictures were taken by him and they are not professionally done. He said he had a great camera and that the conference room at the KXOA studios is unbelievable, probably the best lit conference room in all of America.
Psycho Tim calls back and is beyond belligerent at this point. The boys have no clue what he is saying, but they do catch him trying to rub this lone championship in the faces of New Yorker's saying: "We are the champions, not you New York" or something to that affect. Then, Anthony taking exception plays the Bill Buckner clips from the 1986 World Series, but Tim was too "Retaded" to hear it. Opie clicks him, because no sense was being made, he sounded just like Psycho Mark.
Then, Carlos tells a story about this one time at a "Jack in the box" drive-thru in which there was this semi-retarded dude working the drive-thru and he was fucking with Carlos, so Carlos said he didn't want to fight and the guy said he was just messing around with him, he is a big fan. So, Carlos said that if you ever come upon the "Jack in the box" in Austin, Texas, to go through the drive-thru and make a big order than change it, and then change it again. He said the guy will think you are Carlos and start yelling at you. The guy had told him about a time he almost got fired, because a guy changed his order and he thought it was Carlos.
Then, as Ol' Dirty enters the studio, they have to start talking about races and why people always have to say that they are Dominican or Mexican. Carlos says, if you live in America, you American. That's it. He pretty much says, that if you don't want to be recognized as an American, then go back to your country, he dares you. He went into how he knew all the Hispanic dialects, he could tell if your Puerto Rican, Mexican, etc. He said that he would buy any Black guy a plane ticket to Rwanda right now, and he would get off plane and hear "Mimi umbuku" and be like "Yo what up, New York in da house" He went on, "Nobody really wants to move back to their crappie country, otherwise they would not have come here" He went on to say that Afghanistan is a disgusting place and the people who live there are starcing to death everyday, Anthony agreeing whole heartedly. He said, that he hated those Arab people who complained of this new racial profiling being put on them, but he also hates Bubba living in Tornado alley complaining about his house being destroyed by a Tornado, "My house just done got hit by a Tornadar" Then Carlos with the line of the day says: "Move!! It's not that hard, your house has wheels for God's sake" classic!
(Break- In tribute to Carlos' semi-retarded friend at "Jack in the box" they played "Ding fries are done") :)
The boys get back from break and there is a pissed of Afghani on the line. She is pissed about what Carlos and Anthony have been saying about Afghanistan. She tried to tell them that it's a beautiful country. She actually tried to compare it to the Caribbean. She actually said it was just like the Caribbean, except without the water. As the boys said, the water is the main reason people go to the Caribbean. So, they go back and forth, but the point she was trying to make was invalid. She was one of those people living in America, making American money, but has too much pride in her piece of shit land. Go to Carlos Mencia's website: www.carlosrules.com it is hysterical. They pretty much took audio from his act, and animated him in different situations. On a personal note: Carlos just tells the truth, so if you are sensitive or believe that the world should be Politically Correct, then fuck off and don't listen to his harsh, yet truthful words. The boys introduce the 6 O'clock queef to Carlos, in which he replies "OH!" and they move on.
(Quick break)
As they came back from break they talked a bit about the T2 pinball game. Anthony said he was having one of his best games, when all of a sudden he gets paged on the loud speaker. They go into the old style of pinball, Carlos says he likes the old ones better. Anthony didn't agree, he thought the old Rolling Stones one that Opie had recently broken sucked, compared to the T2 one.
Then Carlos says that white people don't know how to react to gun shots. He said he was with his black friend and his white friend. Then, there was a gun shot and him and his black friend hit the floor. The white guy starts walking towards the gun shots and Carlos and the other guy ask, "What the hell are you doing?" He says that maybe he can see who did it. They tell him that it works both ways, he can see you too.
Then, Opie remembers they forgot about the Jordan story again. So, Carlos says that he just think his wife is divorcing him because he went back to basketball and he's not the greatest anymore. This brings up OJ and what his wife got for trying to leave him. Then, Carlos tell his OJ story. He says that he got a note from someone before one of his shows saying: "OJ called, give him a call back" He just wanted to know if he could come to the show. Carlos wondered what the real question was. He knew it was that OJ just wanted to make sure Carlos wasn't going to make fun of him for the trial and shit. So, Carlos said that he had no problem with OJ coming to his show and wouldn't fuck with him, as far as he knew he was acquitted for it. Then, the boys play the Kid Chris OJ prank calls. Then, Carlos tries to convince the guys that OJ is innocent, but O & A drill him with all the evidence. Then, Opie says: "Once, you think the beaner and Whitey are going to get along, they can't agree on the OJ" Then, Carlos says he's kidding, and the boys have to rush out of the studio for Ron and Fez.
(No WDYL. Peace!)
Tomorrow on the O & A show: Jim Breuer, Adam Ferrara, Lenny Clarke, 12 year old Gary, and much, much more! The title of this review is a little obscure, I'm sure you guys can figure it out. ;)
The boys start off talking about the new pinball machine. It seems someone may have spilled beer on it and it was malfunctioning. There was also a piece of metal that was jammed in the place where the ball goes through. Anthony was pissed because he was playing and when he left it was fine. Then, the boys mention their new contest, but the don't go into much details, they just gave the name: "The great O & A wackoff" Then, they check out the new pictures from Sacramento, and Anthony says that the new girl Anna is hot, and definitely in the top 5. Though, the pictures from Sacramento seem to be professionally done. The lighting is unbelievable, plus the overall quality of the pictures are perfect. The boys take a phone call from the board operator Danielle from Sacramento, who tell them that the pictures are not professionally done, and that the webmaster for KXOA is unbelievable with the pictures and their conference room is beautiful and a great setting for the pictures. Though, Rick said he wouldn't doubt that it is professional, because the station manager is as enthused about the boys as Nut-hugger Tim Sabian.
The boy get a call from Psycho Tim, who is celebrating the Patriots win in Boston. Tim is just going insane, saying he's been drinking since 10 in the morning. Anthony: "I have to celebrate the Pat's winning the Super bowl by driving to the liquor store for a bawx of wine"
Then, some guy from New Orleans calls in to tell the boys to look at Anna from Sacramento's last picture, he said that there is definitely evidence of it being done by a professional. The boys get another call from Bob "The Godfather" from Buffalo, who says that the one girl representing in Buffalo is pretty hot. The boys agree, but Anthony says the quality of the pictures suck. They go on for a bit with him, saying he may be the new character of the show, replacing Scorch for representation in Buffalo. No more "Kingdom of nakedness" I don't think so.
Then, the boys bring up the new "Cribs" idea. They will be doing a "Sandy Kane cribs" Let me be the first to say: "I don't belieeea" They will be doing it a week from today. It would be sooner, but Sandy Kane wants to get a new bed for the show.
(Break)
Then, some dude from Cleveland calls in and says that he knows one of the girls from Sacramento is a porn star. The boys were intrigued, but they thought he had evidence of it. He had no evidence, just that he seen a tattoo that he said only porn stars get, which is bullshit.
Then 12 year old Gary checks in and says that he will not be able to make it into the studio today. He said he will be in tomorrow, and then Opie told him that Jim Breuer, Adam Ferrara, and Lenny Clarke were going to be in the studio. That made little Gary very happy. Then, Anthony wondered if Gary was a little fat chop. He asked him how tall he was and how much he weighed. Gary told him that he was 5 foot and 100 pounds. Opie went to bust his rate sheet to see if he was normal, but said no, I'm sure he's not a fat chop, he will be fine.
Later, Doug calls in and says that he would like to challenge Frenchy to a boxing match. He tells the boys that he is sick of all Frenchy's shit talking. But, they tell him that Frenchy is not a fighter and that is why it is so funny. Then, Limo Ant calls in and says he is sick of Frenchy too. Of course that brings Frenchy to the phone lines, he gets on and right off the bat just starts ripping into Limo Ant, calling him a "Fat F" and an "F ball" Limo ant kept saying, "Just watch"
Then, Opie starts flipping out about some tool on some website message board, going on about how the puke bit from Friday was fake. Opie went on saying, that there was way too many people in the studio and around the studio for them to stage anything. Then, Stinky came in the studio and sarcastically said that he switched the bags from puke to Clam chowder. That was this tools idea of what happened. It's tools like this guy who should stick to listening to as Opie put it: "Their heroes who haven't done anything new in 10 years" Personally it pisses me off that people who obviously don't listen to Opie & Anthony have something to say about what the lawyers, will or will not allow. As Opie said they have gotten in trouble for going off halfcocked before. The Voyeur bus being a prime example. This is the most irresponsible guys in radio (no offense guys) and they make a living being unpredictable. To that TOOL, go fuck your mother.
The boys then announce where they will be doing their show from at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The will be airing from the balcony of a strip club, named Temptations. In which, a caller said that it was half women and half transvestites. Though, Rick the cabby from New Orleans, dropping the guys a line from New Orleans says that the strip club itself is all women, but the surrounding area has some transvestites roaming around. Then, the boys wonder if the girls in the strip club will be showing clam, or if it is just a topless strip club. They said that it would be hard to compete with the chicks outside if were just topless. The bitches out on the streets will be showing plenty of clam.
(Break- to the FU line.)
The boys are back from the break and they welcome Carlos Mencia. Though, before they get to talk to him, they take a call from Big Mike who was just on the FU line, giving out a big FU to his Stepfather who impregnated his 56 year old mother. He said that she is way too old to be having a baby. He was a lonely child be fore this, but he is likely in his late 20's, early 30's, he would not divulge that information. Though, Carlos said he is just pissed because he isn't going to be Mommy's little boy anymore. His little brother is going to be shopping at the baby Gap. This brought up a story from yesterday, in which Laura Corn was in the studio telling about her assistant who died of an alcohol overdose. She actually took some guys seed in her ass and then went to a fertility clinic to have it removed from her anus, and put into her vagina. It's those damn sick bitches.
Then, the boys get a call from some kid calling himself 14 year old Gary, which follows with a phone call from 12 year old Gary. The two youngsters go at it for a bit. Then, O & A say they may need to change things up a bit and bring in some older blood. This makes Gary very upset, to the point that he almost cried. Then, like a champ, he gets up off the canvas and starts flipping out, firing shots at 14 year old Gary, calling him an imitator and that his real name is probably Edward. Opie tells him to watch it, because his middle name is Edward (a little something for WDYL) The boys let the two Gary's get their parting shots in, and O & A tell 12 year old Gary, they will see him tomorrow.
Then, Cleveland calls in to tell the boys they have two more contestants for the Naughty Nighty contest. It just so happens, these chicks are lesbian lovers and will have a nice group set of pictures.
(Quick break)
As they get back from break, they jump right into talk about 9/11 and all the bullshit that is appropriate to say, now that all this terrible shit has happen. Carlos feels like he should be able to do anything in the name of comedy. Though, he said that he wasn't able to do that on his Comedy Central special, because they were afraid he would lose his sponsors. He also brought up racial profiling, and how the Arab Americans should stop complaining, because Blacks and Hispanics have been profiled for years, they are complaining about 6 months. They shouldn't be complaining either, because it was Arabs who committed the crime.
Then, the boys get a call from the Webmaster for KXOA in Sacramento, who said that the pictures were taken by him and they are not professionally done. He said he had a great camera and that the conference room at the KXOA studios is unbelievable, probably the best lit conference room in all of America.
Psycho Tim calls back and is beyond belligerent at this point. The boys have no clue what he is saying, but they do catch him trying to rub this lone championship in the faces of New Yorker's saying: "We are the champions, not you New York" or something to that affect. Then, Anthony taking exception plays the Bill Buckner clips from the 1986 World Series, but Tim was too "Retaded" to hear it. Opie clicks him, because no sense was being made, he sounded just like Psycho Mark.
Then, Carlos tells a story about this one time at a "Jack in the box" drive-thru in which there was this semi-retarded dude working the drive-thru and he was fucking with Carlos, so Carlos said he didn't want to fight and the guy said he was just messing around with him, he is a big fan. So, Carlos said that if you ever come upon the "Jack in the box" in Austin, Texas, to go through the drive-thru and make a big order than change it, and then change it again. He said the guy will think you are Carlos and start yelling at you. The guy had told him about a time he almost got fired, because a guy changed his order and he thought it was Carlos.
Then, as Ol' Dirty enters the studio, they have to start talking about races and why people always have to say that they are Dominican or Mexican. Carlos says, if you live in America, you American. That's it. He pretty much says, that if you don't want to be recognized as an American, then go back to your country, he dares you. He went into how he knew all the Hispanic dialects, he could tell if your Puerto Rican, Mexican, etc. He said that he would buy any Black guy a plane ticket to Rwanda right now, and he would get off plane and hear "Mimi umbuku" and be like "Yo what up, New York in da house" He went on, "Nobody really wants to move back to their crappie country, otherwise they would not have come here" He went on to say that Afghanistan is a disgusting place and the people who live there are starcing to death everyday, Anthony agreeing whole heartedly. He said, that he hated those Arab people who complained of this new racial profiling being put on them, but he also hates Bubba living in Tornado alley complaining about his house being destroyed by a Tornado, "My house just done got hit by a Tornadar" Then Carlos with the line of the day says: "Move!! It's not that hard, your house has wheels for God's sake" classic!
(Break- In tribute to Carlos' semi-retarded friend at "Jack in the box" they played "Ding fries are done") :)
The boys get back from break and there is a pissed of Afghani on the line. She is pissed about what Carlos and Anthony have been saying about Afghanistan. She tried to tell them that it's a beautiful country. She actually tried to compare it to the Caribbean. She actually said it was just like the Caribbean, except without the water. As the boys said, the water is the main reason people go to the Caribbean. So, they go back and forth, but the point she was trying to make was invalid. She was one of those people living in America, making American money, but has too much pride in her piece of shit land. Go to Carlos Mencia's website: www.carlosrules.com it is hysterical. They pretty much took audio from his act, and animated him in different situations. On a personal note: Carlos just tells the truth, so if you are sensitive or believe that the world should be Politically Correct, then fuck off and don't listen to his harsh, yet truthful words. The boys introduce the 6 O'clock queef to Carlos, in which he replies "OH!" and they move on.
(Quick break)
As they came back from break they talked a bit about the T2 pinball game. Anthony said he was having one of his best games, when all of a sudden he gets paged on the loud speaker. They go into the old style of pinball, Carlos says he likes the old ones better. Anthony didn't agree, he thought the old Rolling Stones one that Opie had recently broken sucked, compared to the T2 one.
Then Carlos says that white people don't know how to react to gun shots. He said he was with his black friend and his white friend. Then, there was a gun shot and him and his black friend hit the floor. The white guy starts walking towards the gun shots and Carlos and the other guy ask, "What the hell are you doing?" He says that maybe he can see who did it. They tell him that it works both ways, he can see you too.
Then, Opie remembers they forgot about the Jordan story again. So, Carlos says that he just think his wife is divorcing him because he went back to basketball and he's not the greatest anymore. This brings up OJ and what his wife got for trying to leave him. Then, Carlos tell his OJ story. He says that he got a note from someone before one of his shows saying: "OJ called, give him a call back" He just wanted to know if he could come to the show. Carlos wondered what the real question was. He knew it was that OJ just wanted to make sure Carlos wasn't going to make fun of him for the trial and shit. So, Carlos said that he had no problem with OJ coming to his show and wouldn't fuck with him, as far as he knew he was acquitted for it. Then, the boys play the Kid Chris OJ prank calls. Then, Carlos tries to convince the guys that OJ is innocent, but O & A drill him with all the evidence. Then, Opie says: "Once, you think the beaner and Whitey are going to get along, they can't agree on the OJ" Then, Carlos says he's kidding, and the boys have to rush out of the studio for Ron and Fez.
(No WDYL. Peace!)
Tomorrow on the O & A show: Jim Breuer, Adam Ferrara, Lenny Clarke, 12 year old Gary, and much, much more! The title of this review is a little obscure, I'm sure you guys can figure it out. ;)