MAVRIC305
02-07-2002, 10:58 PM
The show starts of with a little talk about the Naughty nighty contest. There are three new contestants and the boys point out the first of the new girls, her name is Karen and she is a beautiful African princess. The boys say she is pretty hot. The boys notice that she has tan lines, they didn't think that black people could get tans. So, they ask Earl if it is possible for a black person to get a tan or sunburn. Earl says that he doesn't get sunburn, and has never has a tan lines. So, Opie asks him if he is speaking for the entire black race, and Earl gets agitated and says, "No, I was just talking about me" Earl is about as exciting as a slug race.
They go on about the new girls in the contest, and they find out that Taylor contestant #79 is an adult film star. They have pictures to prove it, but they don't know if they can get them on the site. Though, Steve from Foundrymusic can always find a way. At first, Anthony actually mistakenly said it was Kate who was the porn star, but retracted later. Norton said, her boyfriend probably had a knife in her. Then, some dude Chris calls in, he says he use to date Karen the African princess from Buffalo for eight months. He said she liked it in the balloon knot, and that she would only let him fuck her in the balloon knot. He called her an "Anal monster" because she couldn't get enough cock in her ass. Then, he said she was a technical virgin, because she never got hit in the front box. Then, they find out that they have another contestant officially up on the website. She is contestant #80 Miranda, who has some great trampy poses. The boys said that there was even some clam shots, but they are not allowed to put that on OpieandAnthony.com (http://www.opieandanthony.com) , I hope Steve C puts some of her clam shots on his site, she is a sexy bitch. As the boys are headed to break, Opie says they are going to get in touch with Kiesha the African virgin from Philly, and see if she is still down to lose her virginity.
(Break- In the middle of and XM radio commercial, Opie starts taking stabs at it, and they start playing the Arnold clip: "Quiet!" over and over. Old School!)
As they get back, Anthony mentions a show he had seen on TV in which this spokesman for racial equality, Niger Innis was being interviewed and on the bottom of the screen where the graphic for his name is and it says "****** Innis" Anthony said how he could just imagine the producer in that situation, in slow motion saying: "No!" Then, imagine being the guy doing the interview, and half way through it, you have to inform the guy that they accidentally misspelled his name.
Then, the boys get a call from Ozzy Osbourne, well not the real Ozzy, but he definitely had the impression down to a T. then, they got a call from the Godfather from Buffalo, who said he was trying to get in touch with Karen the "Anal monster", but was having trouble finding her. He said every time he called the numbers she gave him, she wasn't there. The boys went on with the Godfather for a bit and then told him to keep trying to get her on the phone. Then, they get a call from some dude Mike, who says that the Naughty nighty contest is the greatest radio promotion of all time. Opie adds, that if it were not for syndication, this contest would not be as huge as it is.
Then, Opie mentions that he is a little tense about the flight to New Orleans, saying he hated flying before 9/11 and now it worse than ever, but he as long as he has his Gameboy advanced, it's all good. Though, he mentioned that he was pissed at Anthony for telling him that CompUSA had a wide selection of games for Gameboy advanced. He said there were like seven games, and he winded up getting Frogger.
Then, Tony calls in and asks the boys how they got airfare for their trip to New Orleans, what about the listeners who won Super bowl tickets, they didn't get any airfare. So, Opie gives in and tells Tony good job, nice callback. Hey, face the facts, they are the talent. ;)
Then, they finally get virgin Kiesha on the phone, and they ask her if she is still down to lose her virginity. She says of course she is and she wants to lose her virginity at the "End of the dove inn" she wants to have a bottle of Cristal, she was adamant about that. If you heard her on the show before, you know from her voice that she is a black woman. So, the boys brought up last nights 20/20 downtown episode, in which they did a study on how some people notice what other people's race is over the phone. It was kind of retarded, it was on right after "The Job" The boys went on saying, who doesn't know what another persons race is by the sound of their voice. Opie made a point saying, that they did a little bit about that a while ago and guessed all the callers right, even the white people trying to sound black. It's not that hard to figure out, especially in Kiesha's case. So, Kiesha is about to be transferred to Rick, so he can gather all the information, but she says "Bye, Boo" Opie tells her not to use that word, he doesn't like it. He said it just doesn't make any sense, and they asked Earl to talk to her to see if he understood what she was saying, but Earl is whiter than Opie, when it comes to Urban black speech. Though, he did know what "Boo" meant, hip, hip, hooray for him. Then, they talk about some chick from New Orleans, who gives blow jobs for free at Mardi Gras, she has a website and the boys are checking out all of her pictures. She also did a "Super bowl slut" version, in which she gave blow jobs to a room full of guys watching the Super bowl, and at the end there was a big gang bang. Then, the boys take a quick call from Nate in Dallas who says he might be taking an 8 hour trip to New Orleans to say what's up to the guys. They encourage him to do so, and tell him they will see him there.
(Quick break)
The boys get a call from Brian Regan, and once he begins being funny, the boys get a call from the slut girl from Louisiana, her name is Oasis and her whole thing is she does something crazy every week and puts it on her site, as far as what I heard. She says that she has to be somewhat attracted to the guy before slobbing his knob. then, Jim in the Brian Regan style says: "The big yellow one is hepatitis" In one of the pictures on her site she is sucking two dicks at one time. She says she has a scoreboard on her website for how many pictures she has of herself sucking a man's cock. She says it's over 260! She says she will be down at "Temptations" the strip club where the boys are airing the show, to say what's up to the boys, and hopefully join the Naughty nighty contest. After the boys are done looking at all the pictures on her site, they finally announce it. It is www.CuM2oasis.com . Anthony, says: "Oh great, a website you can't read on the air" So Jim Norton being the whore that he is says, I don't know why she didn't go with something easy to plug like Eatabullet.com. (http://www.eatabullet.com)
Then, the boys get a call from Kyle. she says the boys should have another 55 gallon drum challenge. For the people who haven't heard of this, the boys stick a number of girls in 55 gallon drums, and proceed to throw disgustingly foul things into the drum, some things living and some things dead. Opie says, they are definitely going to start another one up again, real soon, but he wants to have it in front of a live audience, all they need is a good venue.
(Break- A clip from the first 55 gallon drum challenge)
The boys get back and take a few phone calls. One guy in particular says that he owns a club and would love the guys to do the 55 gallon drum challenge there. I think they got his info, and we may have a place to have the challenge, girls get those butt plugs ready, plug your vag while your at it, you may have hissing cockroaches crawling up there. I can't wait. The boys decide that they can't be late for the flight to New Orleans, so they take off and leave us with a few "Best of's" They played the most recent Buddy Ebson phone call, and the Queef off between Christie and Christine.
The next time you hear O & A they will be in New Orleans at Mardi Gras! Peace!
They go on about the new girls in the contest, and they find out that Taylor contestant #79 is an adult film star. They have pictures to prove it, but they don't know if they can get them on the site. Though, Steve from Foundrymusic can always find a way. At first, Anthony actually mistakenly said it was Kate who was the porn star, but retracted later. Norton said, her boyfriend probably had a knife in her. Then, some dude Chris calls in, he says he use to date Karen the African princess from Buffalo for eight months. He said she liked it in the balloon knot, and that she would only let him fuck her in the balloon knot. He called her an "Anal monster" because she couldn't get enough cock in her ass. Then, he said she was a technical virgin, because she never got hit in the front box. Then, they find out that they have another contestant officially up on the website. She is contestant #80 Miranda, who has some great trampy poses. The boys said that there was even some clam shots, but they are not allowed to put that on OpieandAnthony.com (http://www.opieandanthony.com) , I hope Steve C puts some of her clam shots on his site, she is a sexy bitch. As the boys are headed to break, Opie says they are going to get in touch with Kiesha the African virgin from Philly, and see if she is still down to lose her virginity.
(Break- In the middle of and XM radio commercial, Opie starts taking stabs at it, and they start playing the Arnold clip: "Quiet!" over and over. Old School!)
As they get back, Anthony mentions a show he had seen on TV in which this spokesman for racial equality, Niger Innis was being interviewed and on the bottom of the screen where the graphic for his name is and it says "****** Innis" Anthony said how he could just imagine the producer in that situation, in slow motion saying: "No!" Then, imagine being the guy doing the interview, and half way through it, you have to inform the guy that they accidentally misspelled his name.
Then, the boys get a call from Ozzy Osbourne, well not the real Ozzy, but he definitely had the impression down to a T. then, they got a call from the Godfather from Buffalo, who said he was trying to get in touch with Karen the "Anal monster", but was having trouble finding her. He said every time he called the numbers she gave him, she wasn't there. The boys went on with the Godfather for a bit and then told him to keep trying to get her on the phone. Then, they get a call from some dude Mike, who says that the Naughty nighty contest is the greatest radio promotion of all time. Opie adds, that if it were not for syndication, this contest would not be as huge as it is.
Then, Opie mentions that he is a little tense about the flight to New Orleans, saying he hated flying before 9/11 and now it worse than ever, but he as long as he has his Gameboy advanced, it's all good. Though, he mentioned that he was pissed at Anthony for telling him that CompUSA had a wide selection of games for Gameboy advanced. He said there were like seven games, and he winded up getting Frogger.
Then, Tony calls in and asks the boys how they got airfare for their trip to New Orleans, what about the listeners who won Super bowl tickets, they didn't get any airfare. So, Opie gives in and tells Tony good job, nice callback. Hey, face the facts, they are the talent. ;)
Then, they finally get virgin Kiesha on the phone, and they ask her if she is still down to lose her virginity. She says of course she is and she wants to lose her virginity at the "End of the dove inn" she wants to have a bottle of Cristal, she was adamant about that. If you heard her on the show before, you know from her voice that she is a black woman. So, the boys brought up last nights 20/20 downtown episode, in which they did a study on how some people notice what other people's race is over the phone. It was kind of retarded, it was on right after "The Job" The boys went on saying, who doesn't know what another persons race is by the sound of their voice. Opie made a point saying, that they did a little bit about that a while ago and guessed all the callers right, even the white people trying to sound black. It's not that hard to figure out, especially in Kiesha's case. So, Kiesha is about to be transferred to Rick, so he can gather all the information, but she says "Bye, Boo" Opie tells her not to use that word, he doesn't like it. He said it just doesn't make any sense, and they asked Earl to talk to her to see if he understood what she was saying, but Earl is whiter than Opie, when it comes to Urban black speech. Though, he did know what "Boo" meant, hip, hip, hooray for him. Then, they talk about some chick from New Orleans, who gives blow jobs for free at Mardi Gras, she has a website and the boys are checking out all of her pictures. She also did a "Super bowl slut" version, in which she gave blow jobs to a room full of guys watching the Super bowl, and at the end there was a big gang bang. Then, the boys take a quick call from Nate in Dallas who says he might be taking an 8 hour trip to New Orleans to say what's up to the guys. They encourage him to do so, and tell him they will see him there.
(Quick break)
The boys get a call from Brian Regan, and once he begins being funny, the boys get a call from the slut girl from Louisiana, her name is Oasis and her whole thing is she does something crazy every week and puts it on her site, as far as what I heard. She says that she has to be somewhat attracted to the guy before slobbing his knob. then, Jim in the Brian Regan style says: "The big yellow one is hepatitis" In one of the pictures on her site she is sucking two dicks at one time. She says she has a scoreboard on her website for how many pictures she has of herself sucking a man's cock. She says it's over 260! She says she will be down at "Temptations" the strip club where the boys are airing the show, to say what's up to the boys, and hopefully join the Naughty nighty contest. After the boys are done looking at all the pictures on her site, they finally announce it. It is www.CuM2oasis.com . Anthony, says: "Oh great, a website you can't read on the air" So Jim Norton being the whore that he is says, I don't know why she didn't go with something easy to plug like Eatabullet.com. (http://www.eatabullet.com)
Then, the boys get a call from Kyle. she says the boys should have another 55 gallon drum challenge. For the people who haven't heard of this, the boys stick a number of girls in 55 gallon drums, and proceed to throw disgustingly foul things into the drum, some things living and some things dead. Opie says, they are definitely going to start another one up again, real soon, but he wants to have it in front of a live audience, all they need is a good venue.
(Break- A clip from the first 55 gallon drum challenge)
The boys get back and take a few phone calls. One guy in particular says that he owns a club and would love the guys to do the 55 gallon drum challenge there. I think they got his info, and we may have a place to have the challenge, girls get those butt plugs ready, plug your vag while your at it, you may have hissing cockroaches crawling up there. I can't wait. The boys decide that they can't be late for the flight to New Orleans, so they take off and leave us with a few "Best of's" They played the most recent Buddy Ebson phone call, and the Queef off between Christie and Christine.
The next time you hear O & A they will be in New Orleans at Mardi Gras! Peace!