SpotcheckBilly
02-12-2002, 08:03 PM
Zen Haiku Recap.
The station in New Orleans has been down for 2 hours, It may not even exist at all. Opie asked to visit when they were down there , but was denied." Annoying Tom" the station manager comes on air, but has no clue his station is down. Apparently has such a huge hangover that he had no idea that his station was off air. The boys have to hear it from the Cabbie guy, calling on his cell Phone. Ant goes in the barrel for quite some time for watching the pairs skiing last night. Many gay jokes ensue. The boys trash Snowboarding, and it’s contestants for being STONERS, and take some abuse. Norton wants to see Chess in the Olympics for some reason. No special guest today, they were C-blocked, but still hopeful for later on, and won’t announce the identity. #69 calls in and knows nothing about O&A. #34 calls in as well. She does know the show, but doesn’t have much. #79 calls also (yes!) She at least listens to the show, but when they ask her for her favorite bit..all she can come up with is WDIL. Riff for awhile about Rosie coming out, now that she’s leaving the show, just to sell her book.
Part two
They’re coming out with a new Barbie doll that is 5”11”, and 190 lbs. More PC nonsense, and many jokes about her size. She’ll be C-blocking Ken. Ken will come equipped with “chewable arms” to escape her clutches. Bruce Willis was supposed to call in, but apparently was C-blocked as well. Riff for awhile on paper cuts, after Opie gets one. The most painful description was Norton’s about a cut across the helmet. Naura Hayden comes in the studio. She writes "how to" sex books…ho hum. Didn’t hear most of it.. but I heard many “serious calls”. Naura makes the mistake of confessing to balloon-knot sex, and takes abuse for the rest of the show. Callers try to help with their descriptions of “The Palm Sunday” & “The Mushroom Tattoo”. 6:40 Christie from Cleveland calls in for the 6:00 Quiff! She also called in for the “Q” when Leary was in-studio last week. Ant calls the “Q” “Fantastic!” Ant back in the barrel for watching Skating last night. A couple of callers, but nothing special.
WDIL= The Mushroom Tattoo/Quiche…Naura incurred a 5 yr injury to “Das Dumpierre” from anal. Vote today and every day for the Naughty Nighty Contest. http://naura.com/
Thanks SOS.
“There’s only 3 holes, unless you make your own."
The station in New Orleans has been down for 2 hours, It may not even exist at all. Opie asked to visit when they were down there , but was denied." Annoying Tom" the station manager comes on air, but has no clue his station is down. Apparently has such a huge hangover that he had no idea that his station was off air. The boys have to hear it from the Cabbie guy, calling on his cell Phone. Ant goes in the barrel for quite some time for watching the pairs skiing last night. Many gay jokes ensue. The boys trash Snowboarding, and it’s contestants for being STONERS, and take some abuse. Norton wants to see Chess in the Olympics for some reason. No special guest today, they were C-blocked, but still hopeful for later on, and won’t announce the identity. #69 calls in and knows nothing about O&A. #34 calls in as well. She does know the show, but doesn’t have much. #79 calls also (yes!) She at least listens to the show, but when they ask her for her favorite bit..all she can come up with is WDIL. Riff for awhile about Rosie coming out, now that she’s leaving the show, just to sell her book.
Part two
They’re coming out with a new Barbie doll that is 5”11”, and 190 lbs. More PC nonsense, and many jokes about her size. She’ll be C-blocking Ken. Ken will come equipped with “chewable arms” to escape her clutches. Bruce Willis was supposed to call in, but apparently was C-blocked as well. Riff for awhile on paper cuts, after Opie gets one. The most painful description was Norton’s about a cut across the helmet. Naura Hayden comes in the studio. She writes "how to" sex books…ho hum. Didn’t hear most of it.. but I heard many “serious calls”. Naura makes the mistake of confessing to balloon-knot sex, and takes abuse for the rest of the show. Callers try to help with their descriptions of “The Palm Sunday” & “The Mushroom Tattoo”. 6:40 Christie from Cleveland calls in for the 6:00 Quiff! She also called in for the “Q” when Leary was in-studio last week. Ant calls the “Q” “Fantastic!” Ant back in the barrel for watching Skating last night. A couple of callers, but nothing special.
WDIL= The Mushroom Tattoo/Quiche…Naura incurred a 5 yr injury to “Das Dumpierre” from anal. Vote today and every day for the Naughty Nighty Contest. http://naura.com/
Thanks SOS.
“There’s only 3 holes, unless you make your own."