MAVRIC305
02-14-2002, 12:22 AM
The show starts off with a little Stephen Lynch in the Olympic spirit, playing "Special Olympics" It's a classic. They need to get him back in the studio soon.
The boys kickoff the show with some sound clips battling. Then, they start to talk about the bitches in the Naughty nighty contest. They were just chatting and Opie brought up the "Wow me" section on Foundrymusic. He was saying he saw a hot bitch who listens to the show from Chicago on there. There are a lot of girls who support the show by sending pictures to Foundry. Then, in the background there is some rumbling and grumbling going on, Norton is in a pissed off pacing mood, because of his "Caffe Latte" saying he is about to throw it acloss the room. He says he usually gets regular coffee from the Brooklyn diner, because he knew their Caffe Latte's Stink! Opie tells Jim that the people down there think he looks like Uncle Fester on Kemo.
Anthony begins to chat about the Olympics, before Opie interrupts to gloat about his Islanders beating the Flyers last night in OT. He said he didn't have time for the Olympics because he was too busy watching his Isles kick ass, and then he watched Jordan and the Wizards take on Kobe and the Lakers. Anthony hating basketball the way he does, says he doesn't know a thing about it, but for some reason he knows the Knicks suck! He says he wouldn't watch it anyway, that's his excuse for watching gay figure skating. So, Anthony begins to take all the credit for being one of the first people to break the figure skating debacle story. He started to cover himself by saying, the whole world is talking about it now. Then, the Olympic music starts, and Opie says this Olympic review is brought to you by Fag TV. They said, that USA was reporting about a Russian and French judge swapping votes. The Russian judge said that he would choose the French for gold in the "Ice dancing" event, if the French judge chose the Russian team in paired figure skating. Anthony said, it is just like the gay French to want a gold medal in something like Ice dancing. Then, Norton went into the fact that he wanted all of these foreigners out of the country anyway. Anthony wondered why Norton didn't wasn't into the whole unity of the Olympics. Anthony starts with his Neil Diamond, "Their coming to America, Today" Opie then brings up Picabo Streak and how she tried to make her comeback, but failed miserably coming in 16th place. The boys get into some talk about how gay some of these figure skating men are. Anthony says, that the pairs, don't seem as gay as the singles guys. The guys in the singles competition cry like little bitches, putting their hands across their face like they just had a load shot in their gay eyes. Then, they talk about how some guys watch soap operas. that brings a call from a brother, who said that he gets into the soap operas, and that he didn't think it was a gay thing. Opie says, well of course you like soap operas, when your not working. then, the brother says lucky for Opie that there is something for him to watch on TV, otherwise he'd be robbing Opie's house right now. They continue with gay talk, and wonder who was the gayest guy on television. they settle on Jim J. Bullock from "Too close for comfort" no wonder I use to think he was a good actor, he wasn't acting. Then, they try to think of someone gayer, Anthony and Norton agree that Boy George was pretty fucking gay, but Opie says no, there is just something about Boy George. What? They start to harp on poor Opie for his miscue, and he immediately goes to break.
(Break)
They get back and continue with the fag talk. They decide that today will be Stereotype Wednesday. They, say that all gay guys love figure skating. That's one. They begin to talk about some dude Chris Loville who is an Interior decorator, they say he is over the top gay, but never admits to it, having a wife and kids. Interior decorators, always gay! Anthony begins to go into an impression of the guy, having watched his show on TV back in the Boston day, for that good old show prep the boys do so much of. Then, Norton mentions the lead singer of "The Village People" by his name. Norton takes a few hits for letting the boys know he's a secret fan of The Village People. They bring up Scott Hamilton, and agree that he's a little faggot. segue, to another Scott, Scott Ferrall calls in and says the boys are bad. He goes on about the dreaded French, saying all the judges should be shot in the head. Ferrall begins to rant like a madman, as always. I didn't quite understand any words, until he mentioned the Islanders. He said that the game sucked, but the Islanders stuck it in the Flyers ass. He told about his time at some special event, where the were a million beers, but no one was drinking, so when they all left, he filled up bags of beer to set himself for the weekend. Then, they touched on the snow boarding competition in the Olympics. He wondered how a kid who came in 8th in the marijuana games, could win gold at the Olympics. They spoke about the Luge event, Ferrall saying that he thought they should do that in the dark on 15 beers. They say peace to Ferrall, but go on about the Olympics a bit, saying that they always have some lame song to introduce a figure skating competitor, like: "It all started on a lake in Wisconsin" Norton said it should be "It all started with my Uncle, a knuckle, and a tear stained pillow" Sick fuck! Opie figures with that, let's take a break. More stereotypes on the way!
(Break)
The boys get back and they start talking about another gay story. A Jetliner is flanker by F-16's, because of two fags smoking crack and fucking each other in the bathroom. The people on the plane began to get suspicious as the two men were whispering as though they were planning something, so the passengers informed the flight attendants, but the Pilot didn't think it really warranted any serious action, but nevertheless the F-16's still arrived. They landed and the two guys admitted to smoking crack, but they didn't have any on them. They were from London, gays in London? No. So, after admitting that they smoked the crack, they were not permitted into the country, and were sent back home, on Ron and Fez airlines, as Anthony put it. They had some audio from the cockpit, "You ever see a grown man naked" :) A quick mention about the virgin Keisha losing her virginity for the show. They say that it fell through and her friend doesn't want to do it, because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship, Norton said he thinks the guy finally got some glasses. So, the boys put out a plea for a virgin to call in. Another stereotype, All teen Puerto Ricans, not virgins. Then, they play some more clips from the Jetliner, some coming from the bathroom and some coming from the cockpit. ;)
The boys begin talking about the 55 gallon drum challenge. They say it's going to be starting up, within the next 2 weeks. They explain the rules of the challenge, saying that a girl has to go in a 55 gallon drum and withstand hours of the nastiest things being poured inside the drum, some things living. the last girl in a drum, wins! Opie says this one will be nastier then the first one, but they need some crazy ideas from the listeners. So, Email all your thoughts opack@wnew.com. The boys then play the hissing cockroaches clip from the original challenge. The girls just screaming for their lives. They are looking for some crazy chicks to come down to the studio, you have to be ready for anything. They have to get in the drums in their bra and panties, with living things crawling on them. Though, they learned from the first contest, do not dump kitty litter in the drums, it was like poison to those girls. They were coughing up lungs in the drums. They play another clip from the original challenge as they head to break.
(Break)
Intro - Filter - Can't you trip like I do? The boys get back and they start playing Tom clips, you know the sick fuck from New Orleans? They were mixing his clips in with Foghorn Leghorn, it was classic. "How you guys doin'?" "Nice girl, but about as smart as a sack of wet mice"
Then, the boys get a call from some chick Kim, who wants to be in the 55 drum challenge. The boys say since they have been syndicated there have been more girls than they can handle entering contests. So, it will not be that easy, there will be a 55 gallon drum tryout first. So, Anthony asks the girl if she can do a handstand and yellow discipline (piss) all over herself. Oddly, the girl says yes, if Norton wants me to. So, the boys transfer her to Rick and he get her info, she is going to be in tomorrow. They talked about the stink in the studio after the last challenge, and said it is probably going to be worse. Then, they get a call from Sharon from DC, who also wants to be in the 55 gallon drum challenge. she has the gift of flexibility, she could put her legs behind her head. The boys were not satisfied with that, so they asked, what else? They get an Instant Feedback from WJFK in DC saying they will pay for the Amtrak trip to New York for this chick. Then, she offers to spread three day old chum all over her body. Anthony, says they could put the chum in her bra and panties, she wasn't so sure about the panties, for fear of infection and the smell. Norton added, what about the smell you put on the chum? The boys put her on hold, and start getting calls from guys who want to bring in nasty shit, such as: A gallon of spit from chewing tobacco, chum, and various other fish products. Then, Frenchy calls in and says he will bring in week old Lamb brains. The boys say okay, but ask him about the French judge from the Olympics, he says the French suck! Which got some laughs, a Frenchman Uncle Tom? It's not so unbelievable. They go to the Frenchy-gram, 1800-we surrender.
(Break)
They get back and take a call from some dude who works for a Slaughter house. He goes into the shit that they do at the factory like: Electric prods that they zap a pig behind the ear, which kills them instantly, hanging them by the foot and slicing their throats. He goes into the way they kill Cows and other animals. It was nasty. The boys get the caller's information and tell him to bring anything he could. They, then play an old bit, Evil Barney takes the kids to the Slaughter house. Anthony doing the Barney impression. After the bit, Norton makes a good point: If you could eat a steak, don't criticize the way they make it.
Then, Ol' Dirty calls in and asks the guys to stop with all the talk of innocent animals being tortured, even though he likes his pork chops and steak. It looks like Ol' D wants to do his Olympic review again, a previously failed mission by Ol' D, even though, I personally enjoyed it. Anthony, says it should just be admitted already that the Olympics are only for Blacks and Whites. In the summer the Blacks, and in the winter the Whites. Anthony gets into a little Jimmy "The Greek" impression, explaining why the blacks are so good at sports. It's the way they were bred, like horses. It was classic. then, Ol' D brings up the Curling event, wondering what is was. Opie explained it's like shuffle board. then, Ol' D says he would have brought some of the bum's from his neighborhood, who squidgy windows all night, because that's what it looks like. Opie tells him the reason there are no Hispanics in the Winter Olympics, because they are too busy selling the {i]snow[/i]
Then, they start with a list that contains the top 3 leading causes of death for people of all diversities, ranging from ages 1-44. They first started with White people:
1. Motor vehicle accidents
2. Cancer
3. Suicide
Black people:
1. Homicide
2. Heart Disease (from fried chicken, DING, DING)
3. AIDS, or the HIV
Hispanics:
1. Motor vehicle accidents
2. Homicide
3. Cancer
Then, Opie says the damn Hispanics are driving their cars into the white people, referring to the list. Then, they joked that number four on the list for Hispanics was falling out of windows. Ol' D said that's because the white landlords don't put bars on the windows. Opie told him, it's the Jews that own the buildings. Damn, the stereotypes are flying now! They, get back into sports and that their are hardly any Hispanics, but Ol' D makes a solid point, saying that Hispanics are amongst the majority in Major League Baseball B! They begin to start trashing the way Italians and Hispanics decorate their cars. Also, back in the days when the guido's drove the Iroc Z28's, with their girlfriends name on the license plate. Also, the Hispanics, with their neon lighting under their low-riding troyota, I mean Toyota Corolla's.
[Break]
The boys get back and talk a bit about state of emergency, the new game they previewed today for Rockstar video games. They came by and played it for the boys. They said it was an awesome game, and they said the weapons were pretty powerful. The arcade part of the game is pure carnage. Though, they still have to find out if the game has a good story to it. You get extra point for just destroying shit.
Then, an Italian chick from Cleveland call in and says she is pissed they are making fun of Italians. They start with more stereotypes. Then, Anthony and Norton go off on a "Godfather" binge. After that funny shit, they play the new Brother Joe Valentine song, which was classic. I am sure you can hear it on Foundrymusic.
The boys play a little WDYL and that's it. Oh wait, except for Bucky, from proflowers.com, who tried to get the boys in trouble by calling Ken Stevens. That Douchebag! He was crying about them not giving away his gift certificates on the air. That Douchebag! What does he think they are a small time Will pendarvis or something, FU, you Douchebag! Douchebag, well yeah! :D Peace!
The boys kickoff the show with some sound clips battling. Then, they start to talk about the bitches in the Naughty nighty contest. They were just chatting and Opie brought up the "Wow me" section on Foundrymusic. He was saying he saw a hot bitch who listens to the show from Chicago on there. There are a lot of girls who support the show by sending pictures to Foundry. Then, in the background there is some rumbling and grumbling going on, Norton is in a pissed off pacing mood, because of his "Caffe Latte" saying he is about to throw it acloss the room. He says he usually gets regular coffee from the Brooklyn diner, because he knew their Caffe Latte's Stink! Opie tells Jim that the people down there think he looks like Uncle Fester on Kemo.
Anthony begins to chat about the Olympics, before Opie interrupts to gloat about his Islanders beating the Flyers last night in OT. He said he didn't have time for the Olympics because he was too busy watching his Isles kick ass, and then he watched Jordan and the Wizards take on Kobe and the Lakers. Anthony hating basketball the way he does, says he doesn't know a thing about it, but for some reason he knows the Knicks suck! He says he wouldn't watch it anyway, that's his excuse for watching gay figure skating. So, Anthony begins to take all the credit for being one of the first people to break the figure skating debacle story. He started to cover himself by saying, the whole world is talking about it now. Then, the Olympic music starts, and Opie says this Olympic review is brought to you by Fag TV. They said, that USA was reporting about a Russian and French judge swapping votes. The Russian judge said that he would choose the French for gold in the "Ice dancing" event, if the French judge chose the Russian team in paired figure skating. Anthony said, it is just like the gay French to want a gold medal in something like Ice dancing. Then, Norton went into the fact that he wanted all of these foreigners out of the country anyway. Anthony wondered why Norton didn't wasn't into the whole unity of the Olympics. Anthony starts with his Neil Diamond, "Their coming to America, Today" Opie then brings up Picabo Streak and how she tried to make her comeback, but failed miserably coming in 16th place. The boys get into some talk about how gay some of these figure skating men are. Anthony says, that the pairs, don't seem as gay as the singles guys. The guys in the singles competition cry like little bitches, putting their hands across their face like they just had a load shot in their gay eyes. Then, they talk about how some guys watch soap operas. that brings a call from a brother, who said that he gets into the soap operas, and that he didn't think it was a gay thing. Opie says, well of course you like soap operas, when your not working. then, the brother says lucky for Opie that there is something for him to watch on TV, otherwise he'd be robbing Opie's house right now. They continue with gay talk, and wonder who was the gayest guy on television. they settle on Jim J. Bullock from "Too close for comfort" no wonder I use to think he was a good actor, he wasn't acting. Then, they try to think of someone gayer, Anthony and Norton agree that Boy George was pretty fucking gay, but Opie says no, there is just something about Boy George. What? They start to harp on poor Opie for his miscue, and he immediately goes to break.
(Break)
They get back and continue with the fag talk. They decide that today will be Stereotype Wednesday. They, say that all gay guys love figure skating. That's one. They begin to talk about some dude Chris Loville who is an Interior decorator, they say he is over the top gay, but never admits to it, having a wife and kids. Interior decorators, always gay! Anthony begins to go into an impression of the guy, having watched his show on TV back in the Boston day, for that good old show prep the boys do so much of. Then, Norton mentions the lead singer of "The Village People" by his name. Norton takes a few hits for letting the boys know he's a secret fan of The Village People. They bring up Scott Hamilton, and agree that he's a little faggot. segue, to another Scott, Scott Ferrall calls in and says the boys are bad. He goes on about the dreaded French, saying all the judges should be shot in the head. Ferrall begins to rant like a madman, as always. I didn't quite understand any words, until he mentioned the Islanders. He said that the game sucked, but the Islanders stuck it in the Flyers ass. He told about his time at some special event, where the were a million beers, but no one was drinking, so when they all left, he filled up bags of beer to set himself for the weekend. Then, they touched on the snow boarding competition in the Olympics. He wondered how a kid who came in 8th in the marijuana games, could win gold at the Olympics. They spoke about the Luge event, Ferrall saying that he thought they should do that in the dark on 15 beers. They say peace to Ferrall, but go on about the Olympics a bit, saying that they always have some lame song to introduce a figure skating competitor, like: "It all started on a lake in Wisconsin" Norton said it should be "It all started with my Uncle, a knuckle, and a tear stained pillow" Sick fuck! Opie figures with that, let's take a break. More stereotypes on the way!
(Break)
The boys get back and they start talking about another gay story. A Jetliner is flanker by F-16's, because of two fags smoking crack and fucking each other in the bathroom. The people on the plane began to get suspicious as the two men were whispering as though they were planning something, so the passengers informed the flight attendants, but the Pilot didn't think it really warranted any serious action, but nevertheless the F-16's still arrived. They landed and the two guys admitted to smoking crack, but they didn't have any on them. They were from London, gays in London? No. So, after admitting that they smoked the crack, they were not permitted into the country, and were sent back home, on Ron and Fez airlines, as Anthony put it. They had some audio from the cockpit, "You ever see a grown man naked" :) A quick mention about the virgin Keisha losing her virginity for the show. They say that it fell through and her friend doesn't want to do it, because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship, Norton said he thinks the guy finally got some glasses. So, the boys put out a plea for a virgin to call in. Another stereotype, All teen Puerto Ricans, not virgins. Then, they play some more clips from the Jetliner, some coming from the bathroom and some coming from the cockpit. ;)
The boys begin talking about the 55 gallon drum challenge. They say it's going to be starting up, within the next 2 weeks. They explain the rules of the challenge, saying that a girl has to go in a 55 gallon drum and withstand hours of the nastiest things being poured inside the drum, some things living. the last girl in a drum, wins! Opie says this one will be nastier then the first one, but they need some crazy ideas from the listeners. So, Email all your thoughts opack@wnew.com. The boys then play the hissing cockroaches clip from the original challenge. The girls just screaming for their lives. They are looking for some crazy chicks to come down to the studio, you have to be ready for anything. They have to get in the drums in their bra and panties, with living things crawling on them. Though, they learned from the first contest, do not dump kitty litter in the drums, it was like poison to those girls. They were coughing up lungs in the drums. They play another clip from the original challenge as they head to break.
(Break)
Intro - Filter - Can't you trip like I do? The boys get back and they start playing Tom clips, you know the sick fuck from New Orleans? They were mixing his clips in with Foghorn Leghorn, it was classic. "How you guys doin'?" "Nice girl, but about as smart as a sack of wet mice"
Then, the boys get a call from some chick Kim, who wants to be in the 55 drum challenge. The boys say since they have been syndicated there have been more girls than they can handle entering contests. So, it will not be that easy, there will be a 55 gallon drum tryout first. So, Anthony asks the girl if she can do a handstand and yellow discipline (piss) all over herself. Oddly, the girl says yes, if Norton wants me to. So, the boys transfer her to Rick and he get her info, she is going to be in tomorrow. They talked about the stink in the studio after the last challenge, and said it is probably going to be worse. Then, they get a call from Sharon from DC, who also wants to be in the 55 gallon drum challenge. she has the gift of flexibility, she could put her legs behind her head. The boys were not satisfied with that, so they asked, what else? They get an Instant Feedback from WJFK in DC saying they will pay for the Amtrak trip to New York for this chick. Then, she offers to spread three day old chum all over her body. Anthony, says they could put the chum in her bra and panties, she wasn't so sure about the panties, for fear of infection and the smell. Norton added, what about the smell you put on the chum? The boys put her on hold, and start getting calls from guys who want to bring in nasty shit, such as: A gallon of spit from chewing tobacco, chum, and various other fish products. Then, Frenchy calls in and says he will bring in week old Lamb brains. The boys say okay, but ask him about the French judge from the Olympics, he says the French suck! Which got some laughs, a Frenchman Uncle Tom? It's not so unbelievable. They go to the Frenchy-gram, 1800-we surrender.
(Break)
They get back and take a call from some dude who works for a Slaughter house. He goes into the shit that they do at the factory like: Electric prods that they zap a pig behind the ear, which kills them instantly, hanging them by the foot and slicing their throats. He goes into the way they kill Cows and other animals. It was nasty. The boys get the caller's information and tell him to bring anything he could. They, then play an old bit, Evil Barney takes the kids to the Slaughter house. Anthony doing the Barney impression. After the bit, Norton makes a good point: If you could eat a steak, don't criticize the way they make it.
Then, Ol' Dirty calls in and asks the guys to stop with all the talk of innocent animals being tortured, even though he likes his pork chops and steak. It looks like Ol' D wants to do his Olympic review again, a previously failed mission by Ol' D, even though, I personally enjoyed it. Anthony, says it should just be admitted already that the Olympics are only for Blacks and Whites. In the summer the Blacks, and in the winter the Whites. Anthony gets into a little Jimmy "The Greek" impression, explaining why the blacks are so good at sports. It's the way they were bred, like horses. It was classic. then, Ol' D brings up the Curling event, wondering what is was. Opie explained it's like shuffle board. then, Ol' D says he would have brought some of the bum's from his neighborhood, who squidgy windows all night, because that's what it looks like. Opie tells him the reason there are no Hispanics in the Winter Olympics, because they are too busy selling the {i]snow[/i]
Then, they start with a list that contains the top 3 leading causes of death for people of all diversities, ranging from ages 1-44. They first started with White people:
1. Motor vehicle accidents
2. Cancer
3. Suicide
Black people:
1. Homicide
2. Heart Disease (from fried chicken, DING, DING)
3. AIDS, or the HIV
Hispanics:
1. Motor vehicle accidents
2. Homicide
3. Cancer
Then, Opie says the damn Hispanics are driving their cars into the white people, referring to the list. Then, they joked that number four on the list for Hispanics was falling out of windows. Ol' D said that's because the white landlords don't put bars on the windows. Opie told him, it's the Jews that own the buildings. Damn, the stereotypes are flying now! They, get back into sports and that their are hardly any Hispanics, but Ol' D makes a solid point, saying that Hispanics are amongst the majority in Major League Baseball B! They begin to start trashing the way Italians and Hispanics decorate their cars. Also, back in the days when the guido's drove the Iroc Z28's, with their girlfriends name on the license plate. Also, the Hispanics, with their neon lighting under their low-riding troyota, I mean Toyota Corolla's.
[Break]
The boys get back and talk a bit about state of emergency, the new game they previewed today for Rockstar video games. They came by and played it for the boys. They said it was an awesome game, and they said the weapons were pretty powerful. The arcade part of the game is pure carnage. Though, they still have to find out if the game has a good story to it. You get extra point for just destroying shit.
Then, an Italian chick from Cleveland call in and says she is pissed they are making fun of Italians. They start with more stereotypes. Then, Anthony and Norton go off on a "Godfather" binge. After that funny shit, they play the new Brother Joe Valentine song, which was classic. I am sure you can hear it on Foundrymusic.
The boys play a little WDYL and that's it. Oh wait, except for Bucky, from proflowers.com, who tried to get the boys in trouble by calling Ken Stevens. That Douchebag! He was crying about them not giving away his gift certificates on the air. That Douchebag! What does he think they are a small time Will pendarvis or something, FU, you Douchebag! Douchebag, well yeah! :D Peace!