SpotcheckBilly
02-19-2002, 08:18 PM
3:50-4:09 “you can’t put all your oats in one bag”
They’re replaying the “ I hate this place bit “. I only caught the end, but it’s a good one.
The Top Twenty is up on opieanthony.com. O&A go through the finalists one by one, and make comments on some of them. All the ringers from Sacramento made the cut, including #69, who they spoke to on the air last week, and knows nothing about the show. #79 is in porno movies. One finalist was a “Penthoose” model. Patti comes in with Godiva chocolates, Op freaks out. Ant does “Cowbell Bill” voice with a popped out a nugget reference. #77 is called the “Anal Monster” ? O&A tease Farrell’s upcoming call from a bar somewhere. And # 6 Davita calls in displeased that she didn’t make the cut. Many horse jokes, and clip-clop sounds in the background start a trend that will continue for most of the show. You can vote for your favorite from today until Tues. Break.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/Affiliates/wnew/
4:15-4:38 “40 acres and a mule”
Many callers disappointed that their favorite contestants didn’t make the final cut. Many dejected contestants as well, calling in. Back to more horse jokes about #6 “lost by a nose”. Jasmine calls in, and wants Norton’s mule. Ant say’s they usually want 40 acres and… (ding,ding,ding). More Davita jokes from various callers “ why the long face?” even a joke with Voss as the punchline. And my favorite, Ant’s “without that face, Johnny Fontaine woulda never got that movie”. Tease Farrell again. Break
4:45-5:12 “the French are good at skating backwards.”
Farrell calls in from a bar. Rambles on for a while about how much he drinks. The subject changes to Tim Sabian who he knows from Philly when he did Flyer games. Scott does a funny segment from the sidewalk about the whole Jayson Williams situation, and how so in trouble he is now. Doesn’t think it was an accident. As he rants on the guys decide to play the silent game on Farrell, and he hangs up. Hey show prep by Norton, he watched the Ice Dancing last night. Ant tried to watch too, but it was just too gay. A joke about the French judge leads into:Frenchy. Ant vs Frenchy for awhile, France vs Italy, then Norton steps in and it’s France vs Ireland. Farrell calls back from his hotel. They talk about the US speed skater “Apollo Yoko Ono Creed” that was tripped up and deaked out of a gold by Aus. (? I think it was China). Farrell rant’s on about hockey, and Gretsky whining again. Opie comes out and jinxes Michelle Kwan, and says she’ll break her ass-bone. The guys go off on a Harding/Kerrigan tangent for awhile. And a caller says he’s betting everything on Kwan because Opie picked her to lose. Op & Ant say that the sports curse is over, but I’m not sure. “kookiest kook “. Break
Back to work until 6:00, my boss kinda expects this…tool.
6:00-6:09 “who you? I ain’t callin’ you lady”
Crematory guy calls in and describes both the embalming and cremation process. This is most unpleasant, and I have to switch off for awhile. Paul the pilot calls with a funny story about taking a whole family up, with a priest and all to dump some guys ashes. He puts them out the pilot window, and they blow back into and all over the family. When they come back in the family is dustbusting up poor Dad. Look for a clip on Foundry with refueling planes in Afghanistan with WOW stickers all over them. 2 more Paul’s call in, one gets cut, one wants to hear the Miss Cleo SBD prank call again. At the end they’re pranking this guy with drops and he’s obv drunk. “who you?” break
6:17-6:35 “ topsy tail”
More soundboard fun with their new toy, the Miss Cleo soundboard. Until 6:22 when Jane form NJ calls in for the 6:00 Q. Sounds like a “sucking chest wound” Norton.
Tom from N.O. calls. His website has been pounded. And some dick sent him a virus, so his comp is f-ed now. I didn’t notice but I guess in the pic of his wife, you can see him in the mirror with his junk blue-spotted out. Frenchy vs Tom for a while with Frenchy being a human Tom soundboard . Imitates Tom’s signature lines until Tom hangs up. Round one to Frenchy. Doug from Springfield vs Frenchy. “tease my hair fat-boy” Frenchy wins round 2. More callers trying to abuse the Frenchman. His popularity is hitting 14:57 out of 15:00 minutes of fame. Gets 5.7’s from all the judges. But Frenchy seems to be on the decline. Some No Doubt jokes with Ant, questioning his manhood, and a new contest is born. Prank call contest using sbd’s from the show. Clips will be up on Foundry soon. No cheating, they’ll know. Replay 1st Miss Cleo prank call and Break.http://www.tomphilips.com/
6:45-7:00 “you drink hillbilly”
Tom from N.O. calls back. Gets right into it with Frenchy for awhile. More of F’s Tom impressions, he even attempts Dice. O&A declare Frenchy the winner I think it’s fixed.
WDIL and out. :D
They’re replaying the “ I hate this place bit “. I only caught the end, but it’s a good one.
The Top Twenty is up on opieanthony.com. O&A go through the finalists one by one, and make comments on some of them. All the ringers from Sacramento made the cut, including #69, who they spoke to on the air last week, and knows nothing about the show. #79 is in porno movies. One finalist was a “Penthoose” model. Patti comes in with Godiva chocolates, Op freaks out. Ant does “Cowbell Bill” voice with a popped out a nugget reference. #77 is called the “Anal Monster” ? O&A tease Farrell’s upcoming call from a bar somewhere. And # 6 Davita calls in displeased that she didn’t make the cut. Many horse jokes, and clip-clop sounds in the background start a trend that will continue for most of the show. You can vote for your favorite from today until Tues. Break.
http://www.wnew.com/opack/Affiliates/wnew/
4:15-4:38 “40 acres and a mule”
Many callers disappointed that their favorite contestants didn’t make the final cut. Many dejected contestants as well, calling in. Back to more horse jokes about #6 “lost by a nose”. Jasmine calls in, and wants Norton’s mule. Ant say’s they usually want 40 acres and… (ding,ding,ding). More Davita jokes from various callers “ why the long face?” even a joke with Voss as the punchline. And my favorite, Ant’s “without that face, Johnny Fontaine woulda never got that movie”. Tease Farrell again. Break
4:45-5:12 “the French are good at skating backwards.”
Farrell calls in from a bar. Rambles on for a while about how much he drinks. The subject changes to Tim Sabian who he knows from Philly when he did Flyer games. Scott does a funny segment from the sidewalk about the whole Jayson Williams situation, and how so in trouble he is now. Doesn’t think it was an accident. As he rants on the guys decide to play the silent game on Farrell, and he hangs up. Hey show prep by Norton, he watched the Ice Dancing last night. Ant tried to watch too, but it was just too gay. A joke about the French judge leads into:Frenchy. Ant vs Frenchy for awhile, France vs Italy, then Norton steps in and it’s France vs Ireland. Farrell calls back from his hotel. They talk about the US speed skater “Apollo Yoko Ono Creed” that was tripped up and deaked out of a gold by Aus. (? I think it was China). Farrell rant’s on about hockey, and Gretsky whining again. Opie comes out and jinxes Michelle Kwan, and says she’ll break her ass-bone. The guys go off on a Harding/Kerrigan tangent for awhile. And a caller says he’s betting everything on Kwan because Opie picked her to lose. Op & Ant say that the sports curse is over, but I’m not sure. “kookiest kook “. Break
Back to work until 6:00, my boss kinda expects this…tool.
6:00-6:09 “who you? I ain’t callin’ you lady”
Crematory guy calls in and describes both the embalming and cremation process. This is most unpleasant, and I have to switch off for awhile. Paul the pilot calls with a funny story about taking a whole family up, with a priest and all to dump some guys ashes. He puts them out the pilot window, and they blow back into and all over the family. When they come back in the family is dustbusting up poor Dad. Look for a clip on Foundry with refueling planes in Afghanistan with WOW stickers all over them. 2 more Paul’s call in, one gets cut, one wants to hear the Miss Cleo SBD prank call again. At the end they’re pranking this guy with drops and he’s obv drunk. “who you?” break
6:17-6:35 “ topsy tail”
More soundboard fun with their new toy, the Miss Cleo soundboard. Until 6:22 when Jane form NJ calls in for the 6:00 Q. Sounds like a “sucking chest wound” Norton.
Tom from N.O. calls. His website has been pounded. And some dick sent him a virus, so his comp is f-ed now. I didn’t notice but I guess in the pic of his wife, you can see him in the mirror with his junk blue-spotted out. Frenchy vs Tom for a while with Frenchy being a human Tom soundboard . Imitates Tom’s signature lines until Tom hangs up. Round one to Frenchy. Doug from Springfield vs Frenchy. “tease my hair fat-boy” Frenchy wins round 2. More callers trying to abuse the Frenchman. His popularity is hitting 14:57 out of 15:00 minutes of fame. Gets 5.7’s from all the judges. But Frenchy seems to be on the decline. Some No Doubt jokes with Ant, questioning his manhood, and a new contest is born. Prank call contest using sbd’s from the show. Clips will be up on Foundry soon. No cheating, they’ll know. Replay 1st Miss Cleo prank call and Break.http://www.tomphilips.com/
6:45-7:00 “you drink hillbilly”
Tom from N.O. calls back. Gets right into it with Frenchy for awhile. More of F’s Tom impressions, he even attempts Dice. O&A declare Frenchy the winner I think it’s fixed.
WDIL and out. :D