SpotcheckBilly
02-22-2002, 08:18 PM
4:00-5:00 The 55 gallon girls.
The 1st girl wants to do a slip & slide in studio, on garbage bags with ice cream as the water, with a pretzel at the end, but the boys are not buying this as a 55 gal. stunt. Carrie from Philly calls in with an idea. She’ll come in with her girlfriend and have her gf eat something out of her balloon-knot. 1st chocolate pudding is suggested, and then butterscotch. But that would be too pleasant. Finally they decide on a NYC hotdog with mustard, after a small period of wavering towards a Baby Ruth bar. Becky from Brockton is in studio with 2 friends to qualify. She has volunteered to eat lamb’s eyes. Frenchy has prepared them with a chocolate coating and nuts. 1 is much bigger than the other. She eats the first one n/p. But the 2nd one is much meatier, and more digusting. After choking on the retina, and various red meat she stops. Ant goes on for a while about Beemish stout, and how they’re ripping off Guinness, even down to the colors on the can. Op doesn’t care for the slip&slide idea very much..too cute. They decide they want to throw her in a dumpster nude instead. Paul the chef from Cleveland says that mustard will cause a reaction, and hurt. Plug Norton’s shows. Ticket Master 1-212-307-7171. O&A are pissed that promoters are not buying time on the show.
A caller says that he watched Rosie’s show today, and that at the end, in the audience shot, a woman WOW’ed. Callers confirm the WOW’ing. Which leads to many Rosie gay jokes. Callers think that the ice cream slide is too weak, and push for something else, like puke on the slide. Rick & Ant riff on Nyquil for a bit. Carrie doesn’t wear underwear, and Norton pushes for Yellow Treats. More Davita jokes and clip-clop sounds. Carrie will do topless, but pushes for putting out a cig on her tongue. Callers do not agree, and want her thrown in a dumpster naked. She say’s “I’m not afraid of pain, I just don’t like dumpsters.” This is still not resolved. Apparently O&A have a fan at Mad magazine, the new issue has WOW stickers drawn on a rocket ship. OA&Norton are psyched, as they love Mad. Sig-pic alert! They send someone to get a copy. In the 6:00 hour Paul-O and Ron & Fez are coming in to do something to Twatto, and Michael Weiss, the inspiration for Dice on Ice is supposed to call.
6:00-7:00 “ I saw Satan”
Ron & Fez in studio with their little toy Paul-o. He’s covered with tattoo’s including the requisite “Thug life, Biggie & Tupac in heaven” and some boy band tat with all the boy’s logos. They say he had them all done on air, I never listen, so I can offer no information. He looks like Lithgow, and will do anything Fez tells him to. Sandy Kane in studio for her meeting with this freak, but first they bring Stephanie into the heinous smelling bathroom and have her blow bubbles in the bowl for 5 seconds to qualify. Somebody slipped something into the bowl, that looks like a nugget. Norton says it just looks “so right”.2nd confirmed contestant so far. Maryanne from Cleveland offers to come in and perform a Cleveland steamer, and stick her face in it, to qualify. They offer a prize, and gas money. More on this tomorrow.
Time for the show stopper. Paul-o’s alcoholic wife calls in and berates him for a bit. Fez says she call’s in drunk all the time. Sandy Kane gets naked, Paul-o is supposed to make out with Twatto. They call him the “Lewis & Clark of Twatto” With Opie down at ground zero, and Twatto painted yellow to match SK’s pants, Paul-o goes down and chips the paint. Asks for and receives a bleach mouthwash afterwards. Words cannot describe the horror of this event. Fez and O&A try to send him into the Abyss that is the balloon knot, and the hemorroidal relatives of Twatto. (Butto) Which calls for another round of bleach. “Get a good one”. Paul-o ventures into the void, thanks O&A. It was green! Paul-o takes to Das dumpierre like “ a kitten to milk”. Claims the “back tastes better than the front”. Blind taste test jokes, and Paul-O getting a Twatto tattoo later on R&F. A truly disturbing, yet very funny show.
;)
The 1st girl wants to do a slip & slide in studio, on garbage bags with ice cream as the water, with a pretzel at the end, but the boys are not buying this as a 55 gal. stunt. Carrie from Philly calls in with an idea. She’ll come in with her girlfriend and have her gf eat something out of her balloon-knot. 1st chocolate pudding is suggested, and then butterscotch. But that would be too pleasant. Finally they decide on a NYC hotdog with mustard, after a small period of wavering towards a Baby Ruth bar. Becky from Brockton is in studio with 2 friends to qualify. She has volunteered to eat lamb’s eyes. Frenchy has prepared them with a chocolate coating and nuts. 1 is much bigger than the other. She eats the first one n/p. But the 2nd one is much meatier, and more digusting. After choking on the retina, and various red meat she stops. Ant goes on for a while about Beemish stout, and how they’re ripping off Guinness, even down to the colors on the can. Op doesn’t care for the slip&slide idea very much..too cute. They decide they want to throw her in a dumpster nude instead. Paul the chef from Cleveland says that mustard will cause a reaction, and hurt. Plug Norton’s shows. Ticket Master 1-212-307-7171. O&A are pissed that promoters are not buying time on the show.
A caller says that he watched Rosie’s show today, and that at the end, in the audience shot, a woman WOW’ed. Callers confirm the WOW’ing. Which leads to many Rosie gay jokes. Callers think that the ice cream slide is too weak, and push for something else, like puke on the slide. Rick & Ant riff on Nyquil for a bit. Carrie doesn’t wear underwear, and Norton pushes for Yellow Treats. More Davita jokes and clip-clop sounds. Carrie will do topless, but pushes for putting out a cig on her tongue. Callers do not agree, and want her thrown in a dumpster naked. She say’s “I’m not afraid of pain, I just don’t like dumpsters.” This is still not resolved. Apparently O&A have a fan at Mad magazine, the new issue has WOW stickers drawn on a rocket ship. OA&Norton are psyched, as they love Mad. Sig-pic alert! They send someone to get a copy. In the 6:00 hour Paul-O and Ron & Fez are coming in to do something to Twatto, and Michael Weiss, the inspiration for Dice on Ice is supposed to call.
6:00-7:00 “ I saw Satan”
Ron & Fez in studio with their little toy Paul-o. He’s covered with tattoo’s including the requisite “Thug life, Biggie & Tupac in heaven” and some boy band tat with all the boy’s logos. They say he had them all done on air, I never listen, so I can offer no information. He looks like Lithgow, and will do anything Fez tells him to. Sandy Kane in studio for her meeting with this freak, but first they bring Stephanie into the heinous smelling bathroom and have her blow bubbles in the bowl for 5 seconds to qualify. Somebody slipped something into the bowl, that looks like a nugget. Norton says it just looks “so right”.2nd confirmed contestant so far. Maryanne from Cleveland offers to come in and perform a Cleveland steamer, and stick her face in it, to qualify. They offer a prize, and gas money. More on this tomorrow.
Time for the show stopper. Paul-o’s alcoholic wife calls in and berates him for a bit. Fez says she call’s in drunk all the time. Sandy Kane gets naked, Paul-o is supposed to make out with Twatto. They call him the “Lewis & Clark of Twatto” With Opie down at ground zero, and Twatto painted yellow to match SK’s pants, Paul-o goes down and chips the paint. Asks for and receives a bleach mouthwash afterwards. Words cannot describe the horror of this event. Fez and O&A try to send him into the Abyss that is the balloon knot, and the hemorroidal relatives of Twatto. (Butto) Which calls for another round of bleach. “Get a good one”. Paul-o ventures into the void, thanks O&A. It was green! Paul-o takes to Das dumpierre like “ a kitten to milk”. Claims the “back tastes better than the front”. Blind taste test jokes, and Paul-O getting a Twatto tattoo later on R&F. A truly disturbing, yet very funny show.
;)