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Boston Funbags
11-03-2004, 07:02 PM
I'm sorry but this is just too funny
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?&flok=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041103%2F1445690383.htm&sc=1120
Monkeys at Hindu Temple Attack Children
By WASBIR HUSSAIN GAUHATI, India (AP) - Monkeys lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children over three weeks, temple officials said Tuesday.

``They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood,'' Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam's capital.

``I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground,'' said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl.

At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys roam in and around the temple, but none had shown aggressive behavior in the past, the priest said.

Monkeys are often found in tens of thousands of temples across India. They are seen as a symbol of Hanuman, the mythical monkey god, and devotees visiting temples often feed them. While occasional attacks by monkeys are not uncommon at temples, the sudden surge in attacks at the Gauhati temple has experts perplexed.

Some say the Gauhati monkeys may be turning violent because of shrinking living spaces, or because animals once kept as pets might not have been able to adjust to new lives around the temple.

``The loss of habitat due to increased human settlement in the hills around the temple and the release of monkeys kept confined at home ... could be among the reasons for some of the monkeys behaving in a weird manner,'' said Narayan Mahanta, a wildlife official in Gauhati.

Three monkeys were randomly tranquilized by wildlife officials over the weekend and have been taken to the Gauhati Zoo where they will be examined in search of clues to explain the changing behavior, Mahanta said.

Okterrificguy
11-03-2004, 07:08 PM
i already see where this is going, might as well ring the bell now *ding ding ding*

SpotcheckBilly
11-03-2004, 07:37 PM
Maybe the monkeys need caddys...(ding)

d0uche_n0zzle
11-03-2004, 07:44 PM
Those lazy monkeys should stop hanging out of the corner and get JOBS!

How dare they attack innocent people. You would have thought that was South Central LA. The bright side is they didn't try and force some monkey love on them.

Taso
11-03-2004, 07:56 PM
I bet they all voted for Kerry

MetalSign
11-03-2004, 10:19 PM
The "mythical monkey god"??? What are these people, Neanderthals? Dirty filthy Indians...

Greentimber
11-04-2004, 03:48 PM
They didnt par the back 9!:icon_roll

cableone12
11-04-2004, 04:43 PM
if these people didnt worship everything that moves then they could shoot these lil bastads

FOFOLINA
11-04-2004, 05:10 PM
Friggen Golfers.

DC Chick
11-04-2004, 06:09 PM
How dare they attack innocent people. You would have thought that was South Central LA. The monkeys' stole the fire extinguisher from the temple?
Have they investigated whether or not the children had just eaten a bunch of bananas?

mascan42
11-04-2004, 07:15 PM
I sent it in to the boys . . . could be the first Heston bit of the XM era.

Diceman Cometh
11-05-2004, 02:05 AM
I bet they all voted for Kerry

One of the funniest things I ever heard on this board

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Okterrificguy
11-05-2004, 04:02 PM
One of the funniest things I ever heard on this board

heard, read, whatever :rolleyes:

Smoke
11-05-2004, 04:55 PM
How many more must die before we ban monkey worship?