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11-04-2004, 03:28 PM
10/7/2004 One day More Gooder
00:05 – Show Open: Audio Problems, the Oompa Loompa
The show opens, and as the Rage music is playing, Jimmy indicates to opie that he is having a problem hearing him over the headphones - ‘Sounds like the vag of a fat girl’. Jaime, the audio tech from Washington comes in and fixes the problem. Opie says that everywhere they go, they have audio problems. Ant says that they are still new in this XM building, and they haven’t built a ‘coalition of the willing’. Opie then starts talking about the pre show prep, that they come in at 4:30 am, and during the 5’o clock hour before the show, they play music etc. Ben usually has this music playing on an XM boom box in the office, so they all can listen. This morning, however this became a problem to one guy (cue the oompa loompa music)
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_oompa_loompa_2.jpg
According to Ben, while he was printing some stuff for the show, the Frank’s place DJ turned the volume down, because he didn’t think that was music for an ‘office atmosphere’. Opie says that eventually, the show will take over the entire floor. Anthony starts talking as the Frank’s Place guy with a Sinatra impression. Ben asks why he is coming in at 5:00 am, and Opie remarks that there is no need to come in that early to decide what Frank Sinatra song to play. Sexbagel overheard the Frank’s Place guy and the guy who programs the Broadway channel bad mouthing o & a. The oompa loompa music plays again, and Anthony says that he can see the guy watching them through the studio window. Sexbagel comes in and tells everybody that the guy has locked himself in one of the production studios, unable to deal with being ripped into. Then they start ripping on Ben for not standing up to the oompa loompa.
00:17 – Baseball Talk, Sleep Patterns, Toilet Routines
Discussion switches to baseball. Ant can’t get accustomed to waking up earlier, and wishes the games would end earlier. They talk about the Minnesota – Yankees Game, and that the Sox looked good beating the Angels. Ant hates other cities fans, esp. the one with props like the rally monkey (Anaheim), and the tomahawks (Braves). Opie woke up at 9:00 pm thinking that he had overslept. Opie starts talking about how he will no longer share, b/c ever since he told the listeners that he was having problems dumping, his email has been flooded with suggestions. Ant likes using baby wipes after he dumps, because it feels good. He must use a toilet paper buffer because he doesn’t like to mess around back there. Jim is the opposite, he wraps toilet paper around his finger and gets all the way in *get a good one!* Opie then describes that jimmy has a “shit stool” in his apartment. He puts his feet up on them when taking a dump. Jimmy believes that this makes for healthier dumps. Switches back to baseball, opie used to hate Clemens but now that he is 41 and an underdog he likes him. He felt the same way about Muhammad Ali in his prime – this leads Anthony into an Ali impression, with Ali talking about Decon Forgone and how it messed him up.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ali.jpg
00:38 – Truckers, Good Buddies and Steve C.
Trucker calls in, Ant asks about CB radios. Ant used to meet up with his helpers back when he was working construction, and at the truck stop he would see gay men willing to ‘hob the knob’. Ant and Jimmy start doing gay Smokey and the bandit lines. Jimmy tells the story of when he was at the bathroom of a truck stop, and an old man looked at his mule and said “that is a pretty one…would you like to have it sucked?” Jimmy freaked out and left. They call Steve in to talk about his obsession with truck stops.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/truck_stop_steve.jpg
On one of the XM promo tours to Cleveland, Steve wanted Opie to stop at the truck stops, but opie didn’t because he is like “chum” to a trucker. Steve says he has been fascinated with truckers since he was 15. Big Kev talks about Steve buying two bags full of truck stop memorabilia. Another trucker calls in to tell the boys that a gay trucker is called a “good buddy”. Woman trucker calls in to point out the high amount of homo-eroticism on the show today.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hey_good_buddy.jpg
01:01 – Misc. Stuff, Jimmy and the Ladies
Boys still need time adjusting to the short breaks on XM. They remember back in the WNEW days that the breaks were so long they had time to play foosball, get drinks etc. b/c of the long commercial breaks. Opie remembers that they had alcohol flowing all the time. They had a jagrmeister machine and a bartender on Fridays. Opie thinks they need to ‘exorcise’ the gay. Jimmy says that the girl who played what’s in my pants on the day before will give him a web cam show. Anthony is shocked that after less than a week into the show Jimmy is already hooking up. Ant and Ben talk about how at the road shows chicks are always coming up who know Jimmy, and that Jimmy seems to have banged all of them. Jim then mentions that he got a handie the night before from a hooker. Jim tells them that he has paid checks to prostitutes before. He estimates that he has spent $25,000 on hookers in the last year. Jim doesn’t think it’s that bad, because most guys spend that money on women anyway. He talks about preparing for a full toilet session by taping bags in his bathroom. Anthony thinks that doing any sort of preparation for sex is the worst, because the second that you nut, you feel ridiculous. Jimmy tells a story about a hooker he met off Craig’s list, who offered to put on a strap on and butt fuck him for $50. Jimmy hates using baby oil as a lubricant for jacking; Anthony says that this is for beginners, usually when you are 15 or 16. Opie starts talking about Sexbagel, how he went to a show the night before and got a picture taken against a blue screen, and then had a woman inserted later to make it look like he was standing next to her – of course, they start ripping on him.
01:12 – Hoo-Hoo to Sirius, Commercial Radio, Greaseman
The boys start talking about Hoo Hoo’s announcement yesterday about his move to Sirius. They are mentioned in every article that talks about it, since they were the first to move to satellite radio (No, I’m the innovator robin – hoo hoo). Opie is psyched that he is moving to satellite, because it means more attention for the industry. Sirius wanted the boys when they were fired, and actively pursued them, but once they signed with XM, Sirius started acting like the interest was mild. Opie starts talking about the two companies, that the XM equipment is smaller, and their subscriber base is larger. Opie has both units, Sirius and XM, and he has to put a hat over the huge Sirius receiver so that the undesirables don’t try to steal it. Anthony wonders if Howard will have to wait as long as Ben did when he was at Sirius to get paid. Opie puts out a challenge – put the O&A show up against Hoo-Hoo’s and they will win. Then Opie talks about the Stern gag order, and that Infinity was afraid that they would go to a competitor and kick Howard’s ass, so they let them sit out and get paid rather than just firing them outright. They talk about the fact that FM radio is a dead medium, and that everyone who laughed at them for going to satellite is now jealous at the freedom there is. Then opie sarcastically thanks Jim for his contribution (he said nothing during the bit – this is explained in a later show). Ant starts doing the Greaseman, with the Greaseman planning to launch a satelli-didlite, by dragging it behind a truck.
02:00 – History of WOW, Norton’s Photos, Norton Ranting, Misc. Stuff
Being that it’s the inaugural day of WOW on the new show, Opie gives a quick explanation of WOW, of how he and Ant got the inspiration after seeing chicks showing their tits at a John Valby show. Then they segue into talking about Norton’s obsession with taking photos with celebrities. Opie tells the story of how he and Jim Florentine told Jim at a Dennis Leary roast that a random black guy was a big celebrity, and that Jim ran over to the guy all eager to get a picture, only to realize he was had by Op and Florentine. Lady Calls in and mentions Sirius/Howard – this leads to more ranting on Sirius. Jimmy rips on Sirius for their NFL package. He makes the point that no one listens to football on the radio. Then he says that no one can pronounce the Sirius name – most people think its pronounced psoriasis; he starts ripping on the little dog logo. Woman calls in to complain about not seeing wow stickers on cars where she lives, and this leads into a classic O & A tangent. Ant tells the caller that seeing the stickers is like fishing you have to put a line out and wait. This leads Norton to bring up that it’s like fishing, taking your pregnant wife out in the boat, tying chains around her and then going home and fucking your aerobic girlfriend. Ant says that the women love Scott Petersen because he has a Ben Affleck look. Norton says that’s true, except that Scott has better movies that the “Compulsive gambling dullard”. Ant asks what about Armageddon, and Norton says he was rooting against the planet just so he didn’t have to see the end of that shitty movie. Then the conversation switches to feet, because Ant mentions that Liv Tyler who was in Armageddon has big feet. Instant feedback comes in saying that big feet = big slit. Norton says he loves big pussy lips, loves when they look like “a Scooby Doo Sandwich”. Ant prefers them to be like a clamshell, all tight and wrapped up.
02:40 – Ranting on Breaks, Train Wreck
Coming out of break, Anthony mentions that they played the same George Carlin Bit again, followed by the Jerky Boys Truck Driver bit. The boys start talking about the breaks, and that they need to have control of the breaks so that different bits can be played, and they can have greater control over what is played. Opie says that they need longer breaks, because he can’t have a proper dump during the short breaks they have. Another female caller calls in to talk about her Wowing, and this leads the guys to start talking about what kind of nipples they like. Op Ant and Jimmy all like the ‘slow’ fade. Jim likes the cone nipples, like Traci lords has. Brother Joe likes the ‘oversized jujubes on a silver dollar pancake’ nips. Caller calls in with an ‘etiquette question’ – talking about the proper wiping technique. After a good start, the call goes steadily downhill, and the caller doesn’t hear the train coming.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/a_train.jpg
Another caller calls in to ask if Brother Joe can play his ‘Survivor song’. This was a song that Brother Joe submitted to Howard’s show for a song contest, which caused drove Howard crazy when he found out who it was. Ben comes in to say that Imus loved that bit, and this leads Anthony into his Imus impression. Opie wonders if when Howard signed his Sirius deal, if he was in the emergency room *again*. (A reference to an incident that occurred with his daughter the night of his last contract signing, after a Z100 concert). Anthony starts doing the Howie impression, and Opie asks “where is jimmy” again.
03:10 – Red Sox talk, Brother Joe’s Songs, Remembering WNEW days
Caller calls in to talk about the Sox, and Anthony says that he hopes the sox go far, because he knows the eventual disappointment will be great (funny listening to this the week after Boston won the Series). Opie says the Sox will win because this year they have the pitching. He says the reason the Sox are cursed is that they were the last team to add the ‘darkies’. Ant says this is ‘the curse of the sambino’. Ant says that Opie backing the Sox is a guaranteed loss because of the Opie sports curse. Then they start playing Brother Joe’s songs, finally uncensored.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/brother_joe.jpg
The list:
• Dry Vagina
• The Olsens
• James Taylor singing DMX’s ‘Lose my mind’
• The SARS song
• The Marsha Brady Song (with Ant on lead vocals)
• The C*** song
After the songs play, the boys start talking about resurrecting some of the old contests, like the 55 Gallon Drum Contest, and the Money snatch game. A caller calls in from New Orleans, and they start remembering Tom from New Orleans, and the show that did live from there back on WNEW. Then they plug this site where you can get the best old O & A stuff.
03:30 – Last Comic Standing Cancelled
Opie reads the message from Jay Mohr on his site about the surprise cancellation of Last Comic Standing, just before its final episode. Rich Vos was one of the last contestants, and the boys say how unlucky Vos is to have the show cancelled just at the end like that. Norton says he can’t believe that a network would do that to the viewers who had followed the show all the way through. Opie says that Rich will probably be able to call in next week and talk about it.
00:05 – Show Open: Audio Problems, the Oompa Loompa
The show opens, and as the Rage music is playing, Jimmy indicates to opie that he is having a problem hearing him over the headphones - ‘Sounds like the vag of a fat girl’. Jaime, the audio tech from Washington comes in and fixes the problem. Opie says that everywhere they go, they have audio problems. Ant says that they are still new in this XM building, and they haven’t built a ‘coalition of the willing’. Opie then starts talking about the pre show prep, that they come in at 4:30 am, and during the 5’o clock hour before the show, they play music etc. Ben usually has this music playing on an XM boom box in the office, so they all can listen. This morning, however this became a problem to one guy (cue the oompa loompa music)
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/norton_oompa_loompa_2.jpg
According to Ben, while he was printing some stuff for the show, the Frank’s place DJ turned the volume down, because he didn’t think that was music for an ‘office atmosphere’. Opie says that eventually, the show will take over the entire floor. Anthony starts talking as the Frank’s Place guy with a Sinatra impression. Ben asks why he is coming in at 5:00 am, and Opie remarks that there is no need to come in that early to decide what Frank Sinatra song to play. Sexbagel overheard the Frank’s Place guy and the guy who programs the Broadway channel bad mouthing o & a. The oompa loompa music plays again, and Anthony says that he can see the guy watching them through the studio window. Sexbagel comes in and tells everybody that the guy has locked himself in one of the production studios, unable to deal with being ripped into. Then they start ripping on Ben for not standing up to the oompa loompa.
00:17 – Baseball Talk, Sleep Patterns, Toilet Routines
Discussion switches to baseball. Ant can’t get accustomed to waking up earlier, and wishes the games would end earlier. They talk about the Minnesota – Yankees Game, and that the Sox looked good beating the Angels. Ant hates other cities fans, esp. the one with props like the rally monkey (Anaheim), and the tomahawks (Braves). Opie woke up at 9:00 pm thinking that he had overslept. Opie starts talking about how he will no longer share, b/c ever since he told the listeners that he was having problems dumping, his email has been flooded with suggestions. Ant likes using baby wipes after he dumps, because it feels good. He must use a toilet paper buffer because he doesn’t like to mess around back there. Jim is the opposite, he wraps toilet paper around his finger and gets all the way in *get a good one!* Opie then describes that jimmy has a “shit stool” in his apartment. He puts his feet up on them when taking a dump. Jimmy believes that this makes for healthier dumps. Switches back to baseball, opie used to hate Clemens but now that he is 41 and an underdog he likes him. He felt the same way about Muhammad Ali in his prime – this leads Anthony into an Ali impression, with Ali talking about Decon Forgone and how it messed him up.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ali.jpg
00:38 – Truckers, Good Buddies and Steve C.
Trucker calls in, Ant asks about CB radios. Ant used to meet up with his helpers back when he was working construction, and at the truck stop he would see gay men willing to ‘hob the knob’. Ant and Jimmy start doing gay Smokey and the bandit lines. Jimmy tells the story of when he was at the bathroom of a truck stop, and an old man looked at his mule and said “that is a pretty one…would you like to have it sucked?” Jimmy freaked out and left. They call Steve in to talk about his obsession with truck stops.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/truck_stop_steve.jpg
On one of the XM promo tours to Cleveland, Steve wanted Opie to stop at the truck stops, but opie didn’t because he is like “chum” to a trucker. Steve says he has been fascinated with truckers since he was 15. Big Kev talks about Steve buying two bags full of truck stop memorabilia. Another trucker calls in to tell the boys that a gay trucker is called a “good buddy”. Woman trucker calls in to point out the high amount of homo-eroticism on the show today.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hey_good_buddy.jpg
01:01 – Misc. Stuff, Jimmy and the Ladies
Boys still need time adjusting to the short breaks on XM. They remember back in the WNEW days that the breaks were so long they had time to play foosball, get drinks etc. b/c of the long commercial breaks. Opie remembers that they had alcohol flowing all the time. They had a jagrmeister machine and a bartender on Fridays. Opie thinks they need to ‘exorcise’ the gay. Jimmy says that the girl who played what’s in my pants on the day before will give him a web cam show. Anthony is shocked that after less than a week into the show Jimmy is already hooking up. Ant and Ben talk about how at the road shows chicks are always coming up who know Jimmy, and that Jimmy seems to have banged all of them. Jim then mentions that he got a handie the night before from a hooker. Jim tells them that he has paid checks to prostitutes before. He estimates that he has spent $25,000 on hookers in the last year. Jim doesn’t think it’s that bad, because most guys spend that money on women anyway. He talks about preparing for a full toilet session by taping bags in his bathroom. Anthony thinks that doing any sort of preparation for sex is the worst, because the second that you nut, you feel ridiculous. Jimmy tells a story about a hooker he met off Craig’s list, who offered to put on a strap on and butt fuck him for $50. Jimmy hates using baby oil as a lubricant for jacking; Anthony says that this is for beginners, usually when you are 15 or 16. Opie starts talking about Sexbagel, how he went to a show the night before and got a picture taken against a blue screen, and then had a woman inserted later to make it look like he was standing next to her – of course, they start ripping on him.
01:12 – Hoo-Hoo to Sirius, Commercial Radio, Greaseman
The boys start talking about Hoo Hoo’s announcement yesterday about his move to Sirius. They are mentioned in every article that talks about it, since they were the first to move to satellite radio (No, I’m the innovator robin – hoo hoo). Opie is psyched that he is moving to satellite, because it means more attention for the industry. Sirius wanted the boys when they were fired, and actively pursued them, but once they signed with XM, Sirius started acting like the interest was mild. Opie starts talking about the two companies, that the XM equipment is smaller, and their subscriber base is larger. Opie has both units, Sirius and XM, and he has to put a hat over the huge Sirius receiver so that the undesirables don’t try to steal it. Anthony wonders if Howard will have to wait as long as Ben did when he was at Sirius to get paid. Opie puts out a challenge – put the O&A show up against Hoo-Hoo’s and they will win. Then Opie talks about the Stern gag order, and that Infinity was afraid that they would go to a competitor and kick Howard’s ass, so they let them sit out and get paid rather than just firing them outright. They talk about the fact that FM radio is a dead medium, and that everyone who laughed at them for going to satellite is now jealous at the freedom there is. Then opie sarcastically thanks Jim for his contribution (he said nothing during the bit – this is explained in a later show). Ant starts doing the Greaseman, with the Greaseman planning to launch a satelli-didlite, by dragging it behind a truck.
02:00 – History of WOW, Norton’s Photos, Norton Ranting, Misc. Stuff
Being that it’s the inaugural day of WOW on the new show, Opie gives a quick explanation of WOW, of how he and Ant got the inspiration after seeing chicks showing their tits at a John Valby show. Then they segue into talking about Norton’s obsession with taking photos with celebrities. Opie tells the story of how he and Jim Florentine told Jim at a Dennis Leary roast that a random black guy was a big celebrity, and that Jim ran over to the guy all eager to get a picture, only to realize he was had by Op and Florentine. Lady Calls in and mentions Sirius/Howard – this leads to more ranting on Sirius. Jimmy rips on Sirius for their NFL package. He makes the point that no one listens to football on the radio. Then he says that no one can pronounce the Sirius name – most people think its pronounced psoriasis; he starts ripping on the little dog logo. Woman calls in to complain about not seeing wow stickers on cars where she lives, and this leads into a classic O & A tangent. Ant tells the caller that seeing the stickers is like fishing you have to put a line out and wait. This leads Norton to bring up that it’s like fishing, taking your pregnant wife out in the boat, tying chains around her and then going home and fucking your aerobic girlfriend. Ant says that the women love Scott Petersen because he has a Ben Affleck look. Norton says that’s true, except that Scott has better movies that the “Compulsive gambling dullard”. Ant asks what about Armageddon, and Norton says he was rooting against the planet just so he didn’t have to see the end of that shitty movie. Then the conversation switches to feet, because Ant mentions that Liv Tyler who was in Armageddon has big feet. Instant feedback comes in saying that big feet = big slit. Norton says he loves big pussy lips, loves when they look like “a Scooby Doo Sandwich”. Ant prefers them to be like a clamshell, all tight and wrapped up.
02:40 – Ranting on Breaks, Train Wreck
Coming out of break, Anthony mentions that they played the same George Carlin Bit again, followed by the Jerky Boys Truck Driver bit. The boys start talking about the breaks, and that they need to have control of the breaks so that different bits can be played, and they can have greater control over what is played. Opie says that they need longer breaks, because he can’t have a proper dump during the short breaks they have. Another female caller calls in to talk about her Wowing, and this leads the guys to start talking about what kind of nipples they like. Op Ant and Jimmy all like the ‘slow’ fade. Jim likes the cone nipples, like Traci lords has. Brother Joe likes the ‘oversized jujubes on a silver dollar pancake’ nips. Caller calls in with an ‘etiquette question’ – talking about the proper wiping technique. After a good start, the call goes steadily downhill, and the caller doesn’t hear the train coming.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/a_train.jpg
Another caller calls in to ask if Brother Joe can play his ‘Survivor song’. This was a song that Brother Joe submitted to Howard’s show for a song contest, which caused drove Howard crazy when he found out who it was. Ben comes in to say that Imus loved that bit, and this leads Anthony into his Imus impression. Opie wonders if when Howard signed his Sirius deal, if he was in the emergency room *again*. (A reference to an incident that occurred with his daughter the night of his last contract signing, after a Z100 concert). Anthony starts doing the Howie impression, and Opie asks “where is jimmy” again.
03:10 – Red Sox talk, Brother Joe’s Songs, Remembering WNEW days
Caller calls in to talk about the Sox, and Anthony says that he hopes the sox go far, because he knows the eventual disappointment will be great (funny listening to this the week after Boston won the Series). Opie says the Sox will win because this year they have the pitching. He says the reason the Sox are cursed is that they were the last team to add the ‘darkies’. Ant says this is ‘the curse of the sambino’. Ant says that Opie backing the Sox is a guaranteed loss because of the Opie sports curse. Then they start playing Brother Joe’s songs, finally uncensored.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/brother_joe.jpg
The list:
• Dry Vagina
• The Olsens
• James Taylor singing DMX’s ‘Lose my mind’
• The SARS song
• The Marsha Brady Song (with Ant on lead vocals)
• The C*** song
After the songs play, the boys start talking about resurrecting some of the old contests, like the 55 Gallon Drum Contest, and the Money snatch game. A caller calls in from New Orleans, and they start remembering Tom from New Orleans, and the show that did live from there back on WNEW. Then they plug this site where you can get the best old O & A stuff.
03:30 – Last Comic Standing Cancelled
Opie reads the message from Jay Mohr on his site about the surprise cancellation of Last Comic Standing, just before its final episode. Rich Vos was one of the last contestants, and the boys say how unlucky Vos is to have the show cancelled just at the end like that. Norton says he can’t believe that a network would do that to the viewers who had followed the show all the way through. Opie says that Rich will probably be able to call in next week and talk about it.