A question for the ladies

[Six-Pack]

Well, I've been with this girl for awhile and things are going really well with just one problem....she gives the worst head ever. I know, even a bad one is a good one, but she'll put it in he mouth for about six seconds and thats it. She'll slop her tongue on it forever, but for some reason can never do the whole thing. She claims that I'm too big, but thats just an excuse or an ego booster because at best I'd be slightly above average (and I'd put myself at about average). What can I do to get her to do it for I don't know, a full minute? Is there any time that you've done something like that? Does she have some kind of a problem? Should I just leave her even though everything's going pretty well? Or should I just record the audio of her with a drill

[Hoagie]

I don't know if you want to leave her because she's a little weak in the head department if other stuff is good. Some chicks won't even go down at all. You might want to try hitting her on the head with a brick and just stuffing it in her mouth. And if you record audio of you drilldo-ing your chick, just make sure you don't post it on the board. Someone might take it and run to the show with it like it was theirs.

[SOS]

shave and wash
69
etc...

[PrncssNikki]

My co-worker is one of those girls who refuse to give head and from conversations I've had with her, I've learned that if a girl doesn't want to do it /doesn't like it, there's nothing you can do to change her mind about it.

Did you explain to her that she doesn't have to put the whole thing in her mouth? That she can put as much as she feels comfortable with. Just tell her how much you like it and in my experience when a guy tells me what he really likes and what really gets him off, I'm more eager to do it.

Also, SoS' suggestion of 69 is a good one, but that doesn't help if she enjoys licking but not sucking. You have to actually tell her how much you enjoy the sucking motion as well as the tongue action.

Sorry I'm not too much help with this. I don't have this problem because I actually enjoy giving it. :icon_redf

[Guido]

Thats not a good reason to leave her. If you're happy with her, here are afew things you can do.

Simple solutions:

1- Hookers....thats what their there for!!
(I prefer the big backed one's, they just seem to know how a guy likes it and while giving deepthroat there is nothing better then feeling the ....cough...womans adam apple on the tip of your C.)

2- The next time she goes down and kisses the tip of it....have a towel or shirt handy....this way when she does go down all you have to do is flip it over the back of her head and pull down.
(ps- have a first aid kit handy)

3- Start bangin her in her balloon knot instead of getting head...I mean REAL hard to...like who's your daddy hard....make her shit bleed like the prison gaurds used to do it.

If this doesn't help THEN dump her.

[SpotcheckBilly]

Goddamn Guido..always with the helpful hints. Thank you sir. :clap:

[Stinkysteve]

We need to bring back or start a new advice colum?

[Sinn Fein]

Boy I feel really fortunate.

Hope it works out for ya...

Have you tried showing her some good porn?

[Stinkysteve]

Boy I feel really fortunate.

Hope it works out for ya...

Have you tried showing her some good porn?

If that don't work, try an Either soaked rag.

You might not get what you set out for, but a little baloon-knot action might heal your broken heart. :icon_roll

[we're artists]

get a bj porno and watch it together, than say how it looks like it feels good. I always try to compete with the movie if i can for my man.

[Rob]

My co-worker is one of those girls who refuse to give head and from conversations I've had with her, I've learned that if a girl doesn't want to do it /doesn't like it, there's nothing you can do to change her mind about it.

Did you explain to her that she doesn't have to put the whole thing in her mouth? That she can put as much as she feels comfortable with. Just tell her how much you like it and in my experience when a guy tells me what he really likes and what really gets him off, I'm more eager to do it.

Also, SoS' suggestion of 69 is a good one, but that doesn't help if she enjoys licking but not sucking. You have to actually tell her how much you enjoy the sucking motion as well as the tongue action.

Sorry I'm not too much help with this. I don't have this problem because I actually enjoy giving it. :icon_redf
oh my...

[Guido]

3- Start bangin her in her balloon knot instead of getting head...I mean REAL hard to...like who's your daddy hard....make her shit bleed like the prison gaurds used to do it.I forget to add this to #3.......She'll either enjoy it or hate it....If she enjoys it, GOOD.....if she hates it then you suggest her to learn how to give better BJ's, MORE-GOODER.

[AngryHugo]

Well, you really don't have to give her oral until she gives you some for real. Or you could go down on her and blow her mind, and then you can guilt her into it.

[Tax Kuntz]

You could move to Cleveland and ask Nikki out on a date.

[Jolie]

Have you tried the simple approach? Tell her how you like it, and coach her through it? Maybe thats what the last guy she was with liked, and she just assumes you do too.

[robification]

i say you should first take a shower and trim down your pubes a little... and for the love of god, get rid of the jock rash

[Rob]

rob has spoken...

[Six-Pack]

I'm a team player, so I kinda like doing it to her. Yup, I've told her repeatedly, tried to get her to do it. I've told her to just put a little bit in if that's all she can do. Hell, we even saw the Chris Rock bit on girls who don't do it ("They're like beta players, I'm like 'damn, they still make you?'") Damn, I think the lowest point of my life is when she started doing it for a few seconds and I started faking it a little to encourage her to do it more. I don't want to say goodbye to getting head forever at age 26.

[CallmeQtie]

Keep the girl, but get a good head giving booty call to fill in the blank spot. You just gotta do it man...... if a girl can't give good head, it's her fault. Maybe you could send her for some lessons?
P.S. we're artists I like your sig. Regan rules!

[Sinn Fein]

Another idea is to tell her to bring one of her slutty friends over to show her how it's done... Just a thought...

[NJisSexiest]

i'll show her how its done ;)

[BIV]

So get head from your other girlfriend, what's the big deal?

Oh, you only have one? Well that's your problem. She'll preform better if she knows she is competing.

[PrncssNikki]

You could move to Cleveland and ask Nikki out on a date.
I don't do that on the first date....normally. :icon_redf

[Jolie]

I don't do that on the first date....normally. :icon_redf
I've always found it helps guys decide if they want a second date.

[Hot Soup!!]

Do the usual thing with her then after, tell er ur gonna do some spoonin. Then get a spoon, spit on it, then shove it in and do the ole Texas Tornado.

Oz teaches you many things, like this.

[nerd]

show her Slap Happy and tell her that's what you like