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11-09-2004, 04:04 PM
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• Jimmy gets Ben before the show, by telling him that he is going to be late, when he was already in the building.
• Opie has his daily headphone problem
• Opie thinks Ben needs to use the Anti Static Spray on his hurricane hair
• Ant is enjoying the renewal of battle in Iraq. They talk about the fact that the Iraqi army is conducting the war, and the U.S. army is “assisting”. Ant says it’s like when parents let kids buy stuff at the store. Ant is happy to see Rumsfeld back on the scene post-election.
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Jimmy says that Rumsfeld is like the Bill Parcells of the Bush government
• Talk about the NYC marathon, about the fact that Zoey, the MS sufferer always crosses the line last at every marathon.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/mar_win.jpg
Opie thinks that she is just doing that as an attention getter.
• Anthony remembers a runner at the Boston marathon who crapped her pants and had her period at the same time. Opie tells a story of punching a fan at a live appearance, who was yelling “Howard Stern rules”.
• Steve C. comes in to the studio, to talk about the promos, and is cut off mid sentence by his promo music. Opie says that there are three types of promos – violent, overly gay, and women hating.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suffer.jpg
The woman hating ones are the ones that have the most. Opie proceeds to play some of them including the drunken girl hit by the bus, the drink until she’s pretty promo, the screaming woman from the Rob Zombie movie, the “only way you’re getting a date is with a bottle of chloroform” promo. Opie says he just wants to find one that is flattering to women. He says if you have all the hating women promos and the gay promos, there is no middle ground. Steve says he will get more variety in his promos. Callers call in and start railing on Steve, saying that he is gay.
Break 1
• Opie threatens to play the new unreleased U2 album again, which freaks out Ben and Steve.
• Boys start talking about the fact that corporate wants bigger guests on the show. Anthony says that no one would come on their type of show. He also says that XM is a fledging industry, and an “A-List” celebrity wouldn’t want to use XM as a venue of promotion, because of the small audience. Ben gives a list of the guests he is working on – George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt. Anthony says they can’t even get Lewis Black anymore. Opie says they are finding out who their real friends are. Anthony says that their show is nothing like ‘Hollywood Howie’, and opie talks about the fact that stars contribute nothing funny to a show ever, and that the publicists always try to make sure they are asked only specific questions.
• Talk about post show meeting yesterday, and all the corporate lingo that bores them to sleep, such as “blueskying” an idea. They can’t figure out what that means.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/blue_sky.jpg
• Fake George Clooney calls in.
• Caller calls in and explains “blueskying” – means starting from scratch.
• Ben talks about guests coming in, and he mispronounces Dom Irrera’s name.
Break 2
• Trucker calls in to ask a sex question, and naturally it is a rambling call. He wanted to know about female ejaculation. Jimmy says that is the hottest thing ever. Ant doesn’t find it attractive at all.
• Guy calls in with a squirter wife. Ant wonders where the substance comes from. Jimmy says it’s a viscous fluid, and he would love to have it all over his face.
• Ozone Midget Sighting at a gas station.
• Another caller calls in with a squirter stories, of gangbangs with multiple women squirting. Jimmy talks about the one woman that he was with that squirted, that it used to be on his grandma’s bed.
• Squirter woman calls in to explain it, and the cleanup. Ant is gagging, because of the description of the fluid as being ‘viscous.’
• Another Ozone midget sighting, at a show store. They start talking about how puffy midget’s hands are.
• Yet Another midget sighting, this one on the highway, changing a tire
• Anthony hates ‘sticky’ stuff. He says if he gets a sticky substance on him, like pancake syrup, it will freak him out. Then they start talking about stuff that makes you queasy, or freaks you out. Norton mentions licking a napkin, which Ant tries, and is instantly freaked out.
• Gov McGreevy Speech – with fag clips, and faggy music in the background.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/mcgreevy_speech.jpg
Jimmy says McGreevy wants to go to Florida because of the shape of the state.
• Girl calls in, wanting Opie and Anthony to call her mom to tell her mom she is sleeping with her mom’s best friend. It will continue after break
Break 3
• Girl’s mom is on the phone, and the boys talk to her, setting up the girl’s confession.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hi_mom_logo.jpg
• Girl comes on and tells her mother that she is sleeping with her father’s friend Fred. Mom freaks out, calls her daughter a slut. Turns out it was the girl’s first time, and also the guy’s wife is the godmother of the girl.((cringe)). Jimmy makes it even cringier by asking if the guy was hung. Woman wonders if the guy will go after her other daughters now. The mom starts crying. As they hang up, Jimmy has a full rod because of the story.
Break 4
• Controversy. Everyone is divided as to whether or not the call was real. Anthony gets on the phone as someone from the XM legal department, to try to trip the girl up as to whether the call was real. The girl sticks to her story. Opie says he believes her now.
• Ben spills coffee, Master Po comes in to help clean, triggering his theme music
• Dom Irrera calls in, comments on the girl who called in before.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/is_on_air.jpg
He tells a story of cheating on his wife with a younger girl. He says it’s not worth the energy to cheat, its best to get a hooker. Ant says he is the worse at cheating, because he isn’t subtle about it. Don also talks about Rodney Dangerfield’s funeral, and how some comedians were treating the eulogy as a gig.
Semi Break – Internet song (the internet is for porn, sung Muppet style)
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/internet_for.jpg
• Boys come back from that semi break wondering who the hell picked that song. Norton says that will be stuck in his head all night
Break 5
• Sexbagel says Big Kev suggested the song about internet porn. Big Kev calls in to defend himself.
• Master Po comes in to explain why he had to dump a blood soaked ghi into the dumpster. Turns out it was his dog’s blood, which was injured the day before in a fight with another dog. After he leaves they say they were thinking that segment was doing to end with Master Po killing them all.
• Jonathan Gold, from “the truth about 9-11” website calls in with a ‘conspiracy theory’ about what happened on 9-11. Starts off goofing on him, then he riles them up with his ‘facts’ to the point where Norton and Ant start attacking him. Then callers call in to join the fun He hangs up at the end, weakly saying that Sirius stock is selling better than XM.
Break 6
• Jagrmeister machine is hooked up, jagrmeister guys in studio, dispensing shots of jagr. Also, they bring in promotional items.
• They see Jim Koch, from Sam Adams on ESPN 2. Anthony does his impression of Jim
--Pics by Cage
• Jimmy gets Ben before the show, by telling him that he is going to be late, when he was already in the building.
• Opie has his daily headphone problem
• Opie thinks Ben needs to use the Anti Static Spray on his hurricane hair
• Ant is enjoying the renewal of battle in Iraq. They talk about the fact that the Iraqi army is conducting the war, and the U.S. army is “assisting”. Ant says it’s like when parents let kids buy stuff at the store. Ant is happy to see Rumsfeld back on the scene post-election.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/anthony_defense.jpg
Jimmy says that Rumsfeld is like the Bill Parcells of the Bush government
• Talk about the NYC marathon, about the fact that Zoey, the MS sufferer always crosses the line last at every marathon.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/mar_win.jpg
Opie thinks that she is just doing that as an attention getter.
• Anthony remembers a runner at the Boston marathon who crapped her pants and had her period at the same time. Opie tells a story of punching a fan at a live appearance, who was yelling “Howard Stern rules”.
• Steve C. comes in to the studio, to talk about the promos, and is cut off mid sentence by his promo music. Opie says that there are three types of promos – violent, overly gay, and women hating.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/suffer.jpg
The woman hating ones are the ones that have the most. Opie proceeds to play some of them including the drunken girl hit by the bus, the drink until she’s pretty promo, the screaming woman from the Rob Zombie movie, the “only way you’re getting a date is with a bottle of chloroform” promo. Opie says he just wants to find one that is flattering to women. He says if you have all the hating women promos and the gay promos, there is no middle ground. Steve says he will get more variety in his promos. Callers call in and start railing on Steve, saying that he is gay.
Break 1
• Opie threatens to play the new unreleased U2 album again, which freaks out Ben and Steve.
• Boys start talking about the fact that corporate wants bigger guests on the show. Anthony says that no one would come on their type of show. He also says that XM is a fledging industry, and an “A-List” celebrity wouldn’t want to use XM as a venue of promotion, because of the small audience. Ben gives a list of the guests he is working on – George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt. Anthony says they can’t even get Lewis Black anymore. Opie says they are finding out who their real friends are. Anthony says that their show is nothing like ‘Hollywood Howie’, and opie talks about the fact that stars contribute nothing funny to a show ever, and that the publicists always try to make sure they are asked only specific questions.
• Talk about post show meeting yesterday, and all the corporate lingo that bores them to sleep, such as “blueskying” an idea. They can’t figure out what that means.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/blue_sky.jpg
• Fake George Clooney calls in.
• Caller calls in and explains “blueskying” – means starting from scratch.
• Ben talks about guests coming in, and he mispronounces Dom Irrera’s name.
Break 2
• Trucker calls in to ask a sex question, and naturally it is a rambling call. He wanted to know about female ejaculation. Jimmy says that is the hottest thing ever. Ant doesn’t find it attractive at all.
• Guy calls in with a squirter wife. Ant wonders where the substance comes from. Jimmy says it’s a viscous fluid, and he would love to have it all over his face.
• Ozone Midget Sighting at a gas station.
• Another caller calls in with a squirter stories, of gangbangs with multiple women squirting. Jimmy talks about the one woman that he was with that squirted, that it used to be on his grandma’s bed.
• Squirter woman calls in to explain it, and the cleanup. Ant is gagging, because of the description of the fluid as being ‘viscous.’
• Another Ozone midget sighting, at a show store. They start talking about how puffy midget’s hands are.
• Yet Another midget sighting, this one on the highway, changing a tire
• Anthony hates ‘sticky’ stuff. He says if he gets a sticky substance on him, like pancake syrup, it will freak him out. Then they start talking about stuff that makes you queasy, or freaks you out. Norton mentions licking a napkin, which Ant tries, and is instantly freaked out.
• Gov McGreevy Speech – with fag clips, and faggy music in the background.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/mcgreevy_speech.jpg
Jimmy says McGreevy wants to go to Florida because of the shape of the state.
• Girl calls in, wanting Opie and Anthony to call her mom to tell her mom she is sleeping with her mom’s best friend. It will continue after break
Break 3
• Girl’s mom is on the phone, and the boys talk to her, setting up the girl’s confession.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/hi_mom_logo.jpg
• Girl comes on and tells her mother that she is sleeping with her father’s friend Fred. Mom freaks out, calls her daughter a slut. Turns out it was the girl’s first time, and also the guy’s wife is the godmother of the girl.((cringe)). Jimmy makes it even cringier by asking if the guy was hung. Woman wonders if the guy will go after her other daughters now. The mom starts crying. As they hang up, Jimmy has a full rod because of the story.
Break 4
• Controversy. Everyone is divided as to whether or not the call was real. Anthony gets on the phone as someone from the XM legal department, to try to trip the girl up as to whether the call was real. The girl sticks to her story. Opie says he believes her now.
• Ben spills coffee, Master Po comes in to help clean, triggering his theme music
• Dom Irrera calls in, comments on the girl who called in before.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/is_on_air.jpg
He tells a story of cheating on his wife with a younger girl. He says it’s not worth the energy to cheat, its best to get a hooker. Ant says he is the worse at cheating, because he isn’t subtle about it. Don also talks about Rodney Dangerfield’s funeral, and how some comedians were treating the eulogy as a gig.
Semi Break – Internet song (the internet is for porn, sung Muppet style)
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/internet_for.jpg
• Boys come back from that semi break wondering who the hell picked that song. Norton says that will be stuck in his head all night
Break 5
• Sexbagel says Big Kev suggested the song about internet porn. Big Kev calls in to defend himself.
• Master Po comes in to explain why he had to dump a blood soaked ghi into the dumpster. Turns out it was his dog’s blood, which was injured the day before in a fight with another dog. After he leaves they say they were thinking that segment was doing to end with Master Po killing them all.
• Jonathan Gold, from “the truth about 9-11” website calls in with a ‘conspiracy theory’ about what happened on 9-11. Starts off goofing on him, then he riles them up with his ‘facts’ to the point where Norton and Ant start attacking him. Then callers call in to join the fun He hangs up at the end, weakly saying that Sirius stock is selling better than XM.
Break 6
• Jagrmeister machine is hooked up, jagrmeister guys in studio, dispensing shots of jagr. Also, they bring in promotional items.
• They see Jim Koch, from Sam Adams on ESPN 2. Anthony does his impression of Jim
--Pics by Cage