That chick Ashley...

[Diceman Cometh]

...should be impaled through her ass on a massive spiked dildo. I'm sorry but I dont find that fucken segment funny at all, what she did to her parents is beyond sad - unless I missed part of the story...I mean, did they deserve it or something?

And those Two Bar clips are also pretty infuriating, how evil a son of a bitch can you be to bring an old man on the verge of a hemmorage? Hell, I laughed my balls off during the old dewigging of stalker patti segment years back, in part cuz she deserved it by being such a fucken pathetic, annoying little leech. But I cant understand the humor in calling up an old man and driving him almost literally insane with rage.

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this topic...whatever. Its just that I hate listening to stuff that makes me wanna punch my speakers in, or smash someone's head open with a hammer.

[BobSaget666]

Cringe radio, my friend. Cringe radio.

[Diceman Cometh]

Cringe radio, my friend. Cringe radio.


Well that certainly seems to describe it.

And I thought I was a dark soul

[Rob]

Cringe radio, my friend. Cringe radio.
exactly...

[JhaxShucksChock]

I don't see how the bar guy is anywhere near as bad as this Ashley chick's mom or Patti and the wig, which has to be the worst extended cringe moment of the old show. And look at Patti, she survived all that turmoil and public humiliation and is now a contributing member of society. Ashley will do the same, if you think being the star of various gagging films to be contributing to society.

[roche]

...should be impaled through her ass on a massive spiked dildo. I'm sorry but I dont find that fucken segment funny at all, what she did to her parents is beyond sad - unless I missed part of the story...I mean, did they deserve it or something?

And those Two Bar clips are also pretty infuriating, how evil a son of a bitch can you be to bring an old man on the verge of a hemmorage? Hell, I laughed my balls off during the old dewigging of stalker patti segment years back, in part cuz she deserved it by being such a fucken pathetic, annoying little leech. But I cant understand the humor in calling up an old man and driving him almost literally insane with rage.

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this topic...whatever. Its just that I hate listening to stuff that makes me wanna punch my speakers in, or smash someone's head open with a hammer.
Dude, this might not be the show for you then. It will only get worse from here.

[Diceman Cometh]

Dude, this might not be the show for you then. It will only get worse from here.

I really hate coming across as some whiney, NYU-student-leader-type with zero humor. I dont want to sound like what i despise.

I can take cringe humor. I love all the other cringe stuff, everything from patti to bad guest day (they HAVE to bring that back!) and the Danza audience stuff. But as for that Ashley twat, you could almost literally hear her mom's heart being ripped open on the air. If she deserved it, it would be another matter. I'm pretty sure I could detect anger in Ant's voice too.

Whatever, I dont wanna keep whining about it - if this stuff is what the rest of you guys wanna hear, enjoy it. I just have the feeling I'm gonna be gritting my teeth more and more as the show progresses. I just wanted to get that off my chest

[ASSMAN]

man i thought that segment with ashley and her mom was some of the funniest radio they had ever done. i think tuesdays show was the best show so far on XM. and the Tony Danzing people bits are great

[Joe Orthex]

The Ashley bit was the first true cringe for this new medium called Satilite Radio. I don't think ash's mom deserved what ash did. but when it comes down to it that is something that happens all the time, i have personaly seen it. I think Ash is misguided in many ways.

But you got to understand that O&A are jocks, shock jocks. This is a new forum for them and they are gonna push it when ever they get the chance. And this is a chance they are not gonna pass up.

I felt for mom, really i did. can't really understand why ash did what she did. she had no real reason that she stated. I cringed for the first time in years listening to it, but i couldn't turn the dial. i had to listen. but, like mentioned earlier, this may not be for everyone.

Like was said during the old free radio days, if you don't like it then change the channel. you are paying for this so you should have some idea what your in for. but if it ever gets to the point you can't listen then there are ... what ... 150 other channels to listen to in the mean time.

[Ballbuster1]

As a parent, I feel sorry for her mom. As a listener, great cringe radio.:clap:

[generoso]

Well I feel for the mother she is having a tough time. But it makes for great radio i'm sorry, Some tv crew should be filming this call it "PORN STAR IN THE MAKING". As for the totall wrecking of two families I have heart felt sorrow. But I can't wait for part 3 "the Norton days".

[generoso]

As a parent, I feel sorry for her mom. As a listener, great cringe radio.:clap:
Beat me to the punch there My son is 15 so it makes me think about the next few years as well.

[Peachy]

I want to smack the shit out of that slut-in-training, but I couldn't turn away from the station, either.

So... which will come first, porn flick or bastard child for young Ashley?

[d0uche_n0zzle]

You should be thankful it's a son and not some vindictive bitch.

[Ballbuster1]

So... which will come first, porn flick or bastard child for young Ashley?I'm thinking she'll be popping out a midget real soon.:icon_wink

[Sinn Fein]

I think there has to be more to it for her to be that vicious...

I gotta say, it made me do more than cringe a little. I'm going to be inheriting a 13-year-old stepdaughter and I gotta say, I'd be postal and I mean absolutely off-the-fucking-wall-murdering-the-guy-and-maybe-her-too if she was involved in this kind of situation.

[Joe Orthex]

ash said that she would blow the guy on the air, but never said her prob with mom was more then cloths at the bottem of the stairs. she is screwed in the head.
I am on moms side for some reason. ash just has no case other then being a whinny lil bitch.

[Diceman Cometh]

Murdering the guy? You cant blame a man for being a man, just like you cant blame a dog for being a dog. All men wanna get laid. I would however stomp my daughter into the dust if she would ever disrespect me like that.

I could never understand it when other guys wanna murder the guy who his gf / wife cheated on him with...he's a guy too, he just wanted to get laid, cant really blame him. Your chick is the one you should bash with a shovel...if you choose to spend any more energy on her than you already did, that is.

[FBA_Psycho]

I'm going to be inheriting a 13-year-old stepdaughter

Hey wanna become best friends? :action-sm

On a serious note, dosent this bitch realize wtf shes doing what a fucking whore. I'm sure theres more to this story then what we know. I cant ever imagine doing that shit to my own mother, this bitch is fucked up.

[gumhead]

I wasn't funny but it was very intriguing! I could not miss a word...
What a fucked up little bitch!

[Sinn Fein]

Hey wanna become best friends? :action-sm

On a serious note, dosent this bitch realize wtf shes doing what a fucking whore. I'm sure theres more to this story then what we know.

ROFL!

As far as "murdering the guy" goes, if someone who was a lifelong friend of mine and who was married banged my TEEN daughter.... damn right.

[Chief79]

Is it just me or does the 2 Bar guy Red remind you of Rocky Balboas trainer Mickey. That shit is hilarious.

[Diceman Cometh]

Is it just me or does the 2 Bar guy Red remind you of Rocky Balboas trainer Mickey. That shit is hilarious.

I think that EVERY TIME I HEAR IT! Not only the voice itself but the accent and vocabulary too. Hmmm, maybe thats why I feel so bad for him...

[Ballbuster1]

Is it just me or does the 2 Bar guy Red remind you of Rocky Balboas trainer Mickey. That shit is hilarious."You're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder"
or something like that.:action-sm

[GravyMaster]

I love this bit. Ant and Jimmy's comments are classic. Of course this girl is a whore, but that is what makes this story so good for the radio. One day she is screwing her dad's friend then the next day she one-ups herself and tells her mom she will blow him on the radio. Great stuff.

What would make this story even better is if she calls back in a few months when we have all forgot about her and says she has a bun in the oven.

[FBA_Psycho]

As far as "murdering the guy" goes, if someone who was a lifelong friend of mine and who was married banged my TEEN daughter.... damn right.

I agree 100%, I cant belive this guy has the balls to go back and bang this chick again after he gets his ass beat by her father. If that was my daughter I would have atleast broke that mother f-ers legs.

[tattered]

Hey wanna become best friends? :action-sm

On a serious note, dosent this bitch realize wtf shes doing what a fucking whore. I'm sure theres more to this story then what we know. I cant ever imagine doing that shit to my own mother, this bitch is fucked up.
dude i already called that teen ass....ask sinn i bust his balls all the time about it

[cokelogic]

Well that certainly seems to describe it.

And I thought I was a dark soul
Dark soul? I just got douche chills.

[Mother Shucker]

Dude, this might not be the show for you then. It will only get worse from here.
Rick? Is this you?

This is legel, is'nt it?

[Sinn Fein]

Really? You did? How does your new girlfriend feel about that?

[Carl Spackler]

I loved this segment yesterday and today.. but I have to say.. why the @!?# would u want to do all of this stuff on the radio? The mom is just sitting there listening to all of this stuff knowing that a lot of people are listening to this... what would possess anyone to go on the radio to do something like that or take that abuse for the whole country to hear...

I guess O&A were the place to do it since Springer isn't on TV anymore.. maybe Montell can help.

[Diceman Cometh]

Dark soul? I just got douche chills.


Its Opie's term, not mine.

Douche.

[Stinkysteve]

As wrong as that little slut is, it's still great radio!

She is just a female version of a typical guy. She is thinking with her vagina, (albeit a very spiteful one). Don't forget, some of the blame rests on the dirtbag friend of the father too!

[Peachy]

I guess O&A were the place to do it since Springer isn't on TV anymore.. maybe Montell can help.


I'd rather they went to Maury next.

"Now Ashley, you're a special little whore..."

[Dangballs]

omg diceman, stfu you effing FAG. the bar bits are funny because the old son of a bitch didnt have to do anything more than HANG UP. he chose to run his mouth right back so if he croaked doing it, his fault. the ashley bit is REALITY you dumbass. quit feeling sorry for people and getting mad at your speakers and just count your lucky stars it's not your daughter fucking your best friend. :icon_roll

[FBA_Psycho]

omg diceman, stfu you effing FAG. the bar bits are funny because the old son of a bitch didnt have to do anything more than HANG UP. he chose to run his mouth right back so if he croaked doing it, his fault. the ashley bit is REALITY you dumbass. quit feeling sorry for people and getting mad at your speakers and just count your lucky stars it's not your daughter fucking your best friend. :icon_roll


Whoa calm down lil buddy.

[NJisSexiest]

Really? You did? How does your new girlfriend feel about that?
im sure shes fine with it

[Dangballs]

i'm totally calm, i just can't stand people that whine. if it bothers you, turn your radio off.

[Diceman Cometh]

i'm totally calm, i just can't stand people that whine. if it bothers you, turn your radio off.


Great, another dope who I have to point out my half-dozen "disclaimers" to.

Dangballs, did u happen to notice the, oh I dont know, 3 or 4 times I said something along the lines of...

"Hate to sound like I'm whining but..."

"Dont mean to sound like some liberal NYU student with no sense of humor but..."

"Dont get me wrong, I love their cringe humor, but..."


And the other couple of times I said something like...


"Hey if you guys like this stuff, enjoy it, but I just wanted to get it off my chest"

Are you completely out of your mind, or do you just get off on being confrontational? No one is allowed to give their fucking opinion here anymore.

[Diceman Cometh]

And really, cant you think of anything more clever to say than that typical "then turn off your radio" cliche? Christ Almighty, do I have to give all glowing opinions of O & A on this board?

Its called A DISCUSSION BOARD YOU ZERO, not a Mastrabating to the Thought of O & A Board

I'm discussing the show.

Fuck off.

[Ballbuster1]

Enough folks. Take it to PM's or the thread will be closed.

[Hoagie]

I'm not even waiting. This ends now. I suggest you guys read the FAQs,especially the part about member bashing.

[Papagolash]

1st you don't like the sex on the show, now you don't like the cringe, what makes the show. Dude are you Canadian or from Cali? Jeez shut the fuck up already. I smell troll from another board.