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11-10-2004, 08:46 PM
Show Open
• Letting everyone know that it’s “Whip em Out Wednesday”
• Anthony hates winter, having to put on all the “layers”
• Opie talks about walking to the studio before the show and hearing all the creaking from couples banging in the cars. Ben was almost assaulted before the show; some guy walked up to him and tried to call him over to try to rob him. He says he was grabbed by two guys over the summer, one who put a knife to his neck, so now he just walks in the middle of the street to avoid any ‘undesirables’
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_mugged.jpg
• Listener sticker stop. Boys talk about there is still no help from DC with advertising, and their office is still not built. Opie says he has given up on trying to get the stuff taken care of, and getting the comedy bits played during breaks changed.
• Stalker Patti calls in. Talks about sleeping with her cat. Anthony says he feels sorry for the poor cat. They start talking about Patti’s seemingly everlasting virginity. Jimmy is aggravated by the bowl that was brought in for his cereal.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/bowl_works.jpg
No gyn’s calling in for Patti’s exam. Lady Di hasn’t sent Patti her resume yet.
• Lady Di then calls in, saying that she sent the resume the “other day”. Patti says that Lady Di told her that getting a job will end her welfare. Opie says that Di looks like “Throw Momma from the train”. Di says she last applied for a job as a crossing guard.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/crossing_guard.jpg Ant says they can’t hire her, because everyone will think that she is a truck and always stop. In the background, another one of Di’s ‘friends’ can be heard. They tell her she needs to get help with her drinking. Patti - Patti! - starts giving Di job interview advice. The boys comment on the new go-getter Patti.
• More Norton bowl talk – caller asks how come Norton can eat out of a hooker’s ass and not out of a bowl someone else ate out of
• Marion calls in, to talk about Lady Di. She says she has told Di to go for help. Jim gets Marion talking, and then the Silent game. They talk about Marion’s saying that she’s doing jury duty.
• Going into break they play the retard “insects” song.
Break 1
• Jimmy talks about the fact that in the Middle East men hold hands, and kiss on the cheek. Anthony talks about the fact that they also have young boys, and cover up their women.
• Ozone midget sighting, at a Casino. Anthony says he thought that they “fixed” the midget problem.
• Another Midget sighting, this one is the caller’s doctor.
• Caller calls in about the young boys in the Middle East, and the fact that they wipe with their hands, and they piss squatting.
• Replay of the boardroom PSA.
Break 2
• Baseball talk – ----- Clemens wins Cy young, Curt Schilling has operation. Schilling’s bloody sock from the Yankees game up for auction. Jimmy says how great it would be if they tested the sock and found aids. Anthony starts doing the Don West voice auctioning Curt Schilling’s bloody sock. * Be Dialing*. Other items up for “bid” include:
- Ken Caminiti’s nose
- Darryl Strawberry’s Colon
• New Monster Rain song, done to the “Monster Mash” song.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/monster_rain_van.jpg
• Ashley, teen girl who slept with Dad’s best friend from yesterday, calls in with an update. She was kicked out, and the father beat up the guy. They ask why she did it, she says because her mom is always ragging on her. She says even after her dad beat the guy up, she was with him last night. She said she was going to blow the guy on the radio, with her parents on the line, but he left for work. Opie says she is ripe for a career in porn. The Mom calls in, and says that she told the guy’s wife, and her husband. Anthony calls the girl the wrong name, b/c the computer is down and there are no names displayed – this causes him to go off. The girl then says that she doesn’t care what her mom thinks, if she can get the guy to call in and blow him on the line she will. Then she starts telling her mom that the guy took out all his aggression on her, which makes the mother cry. ((cringe)). Mom says she will stop paying for college; daughter says she will really act like an asshole then. Listener says if she wants to be more vindictive, she can blow a black guy (ding-ding).
Break 3
• New ‘softer’ Steve C. Promo
• Woman claims Burt Reynolds beats her
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/wiffle_burt.jpg
• Computer problems mean that the boys don’t know what each caller is talking about. Norton says its “Potluck Thursdays” First Caller calls in about friend shitting all of the sheets
• Another caller, doesn’t know he is on air
• Its time to play “Hey, Guess what in my pants” – or is it? Boys vote on whether or not, b/c she has three kids. They vote to do it. Then they are distracted by a shooting shown on the TV. Finally they go back to her. Opie wants to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Ant’s Guess – Wood Floor
Jimmy’s Guess – Mohawk
Op’s Guess – (doesn’t care) but he guesses Wood Floor
Winner- none, it’s a Hitler mustache
• Sexbagel calls in, from a soon to be disclosed location (Tony Danza line). He puts a woman on, to talk to “Tony”. “Tony” tells her that (hold on kids) he wants her to come backstage, to help him relax, with a “nice fucking blowjob”. The lady apparently is so star struck she doesn’t hear the joke, and still thinks its Tony. Sexbagel puts her on the phone again, and ‘Tony’ repeats the request. She giggles, and still doesn’t get it. ‘Tony’ then gives her special instructions for the live show. :clap:
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/my_mule.jpg
Break 4
• Videogame talk – Halo2, Everquest2, GTA
• Caller asks what is GFE – Girlfriend experience. He asks what sites jimmy recommends. Jimmy says Craig’s List.
• Ant talks about ‘Black boxes’ in vehicles. They talk about how technology is slowly taking privacy away – the fact that you can be tracked using EZ Pass, cell phones, On-Star. Caller calls in about squirting. Ant talks about the fact that technological advances are presented as a convenience, so that eventually everyone will get it. Opie talks about a ticket he got for going through a toll booth, and not paying the toll, even though he did. Ant says he doesn’t understand why Opie doesn’t have EZ Pass. Big Kev calls in with a trick to avoid paying tolls.
Break 5
• Vos calls in, to say that he doesnt have EZ-Pass
• Silence of the Lambs ‘mock” musical.
Songs – “Put the Fucking lotion in the basket”, “Are you about a Size 14”, “In the Dark with a Maniac” and “If I could smell her C***”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/buffalo_opie.jpg
Break 6
• UPN 9 in studio for interview
• Orson Welles commercial outtakes. Anthony starts doing Orson Welles talking about “Monster Rain”. The commercials are:
- Frozen Peas
- Fish Sticks
- Beef Burgers
• Pat Collins in studio, for the UPN interview. They talk about Passion of Christ, and Michael Moore.
Pics by Cage
Contributions by FSirius
• Letting everyone know that it’s “Whip em Out Wednesday”
• Anthony hates winter, having to put on all the “layers”
• Opie talks about walking to the studio before the show and hearing all the creaking from couples banging in the cars. Ben was almost assaulted before the show; some guy walked up to him and tried to call him over to try to rob him. He says he was grabbed by two guys over the summer, one who put a knife to his neck, so now he just walks in the middle of the street to avoid any ‘undesirables’
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/ben_mugged.jpg
• Listener sticker stop. Boys talk about there is still no help from DC with advertising, and their office is still not built. Opie says he has given up on trying to get the stuff taken care of, and getting the comedy bits played during breaks changed.
• Stalker Patti calls in. Talks about sleeping with her cat. Anthony says he feels sorry for the poor cat. They start talking about Patti’s seemingly everlasting virginity. Jimmy is aggravated by the bowl that was brought in for his cereal.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/bowl_works.jpg
No gyn’s calling in for Patti’s exam. Lady Di hasn’t sent Patti her resume yet.
• Lady Di then calls in, saying that she sent the resume the “other day”. Patti says that Lady Di told her that getting a job will end her welfare. Opie says that Di looks like “Throw Momma from the train”. Di says she last applied for a job as a crossing guard.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/crossing_guard.jpg Ant says they can’t hire her, because everyone will think that she is a truck and always stop. In the background, another one of Di’s ‘friends’ can be heard. They tell her she needs to get help with her drinking. Patti - Patti! - starts giving Di job interview advice. The boys comment on the new go-getter Patti.
• More Norton bowl talk – caller asks how come Norton can eat out of a hooker’s ass and not out of a bowl someone else ate out of
• Marion calls in, to talk about Lady Di. She says she has told Di to go for help. Jim gets Marion talking, and then the Silent game. They talk about Marion’s saying that she’s doing jury duty.
• Going into break they play the retard “insects” song.
Break 1
• Jimmy talks about the fact that in the Middle East men hold hands, and kiss on the cheek. Anthony talks about the fact that they also have young boys, and cover up their women.
• Ozone midget sighting, at a Casino. Anthony says he thought that they “fixed” the midget problem.
• Another Midget sighting, this one is the caller’s doctor.
• Caller calls in about the young boys in the Middle East, and the fact that they wipe with their hands, and they piss squatting.
• Replay of the boardroom PSA.
Break 2
• Baseball talk – ----- Clemens wins Cy young, Curt Schilling has operation. Schilling’s bloody sock from the Yankees game up for auction. Jimmy says how great it would be if they tested the sock and found aids. Anthony starts doing the Don West voice auctioning Curt Schilling’s bloody sock. * Be Dialing*. Other items up for “bid” include:
- Ken Caminiti’s nose
- Darryl Strawberry’s Colon
• New Monster Rain song, done to the “Monster Mash” song.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/monster_rain_van.jpg
• Ashley, teen girl who slept with Dad’s best friend from yesterday, calls in with an update. She was kicked out, and the father beat up the guy. They ask why she did it, she says because her mom is always ragging on her. She says even after her dad beat the guy up, she was with him last night. She said she was going to blow the guy on the radio, with her parents on the line, but he left for work. Opie says she is ripe for a career in porn. The Mom calls in, and says that she told the guy’s wife, and her husband. Anthony calls the girl the wrong name, b/c the computer is down and there are no names displayed – this causes him to go off. The girl then says that she doesn’t care what her mom thinks, if she can get the guy to call in and blow him on the line she will. Then she starts telling her mom that the guy took out all his aggression on her, which makes the mother cry. ((cringe)). Mom says she will stop paying for college; daughter says she will really act like an asshole then. Listener says if she wants to be more vindictive, she can blow a black guy (ding-ding).
Break 3
• New ‘softer’ Steve C. Promo
• Woman claims Burt Reynolds beats her
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/wiffle_burt.jpg
• Computer problems mean that the boys don’t know what each caller is talking about. Norton says its “Potluck Thursdays” First Caller calls in about friend shitting all of the sheets
• Another caller, doesn’t know he is on air
• Its time to play “Hey, Guess what in my pants” – or is it? Boys vote on whether or not, b/c she has three kids. They vote to do it. Then they are distracted by a shooting shown on the TV. Finally they go back to her. Opie wants to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Ant’s Guess – Wood Floor
Jimmy’s Guess – Mohawk
Op’s Guess – (doesn’t care) but he guesses Wood Floor
Winner- none, it’s a Hitler mustache
• Sexbagel calls in, from a soon to be disclosed location (Tony Danza line). He puts a woman on, to talk to “Tony”. “Tony” tells her that (hold on kids) he wants her to come backstage, to help him relax, with a “nice fucking blowjob”. The lady apparently is so star struck she doesn’t hear the joke, and still thinks its Tony. Sexbagel puts her on the phone again, and ‘Tony’ repeats the request. She giggles, and still doesn’t get it. ‘Tony’ then gives her special instructions for the live show. :clap:
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/my_mule.jpg
Break 4
• Videogame talk – Halo2, Everquest2, GTA
• Caller asks what is GFE – Girlfriend experience. He asks what sites jimmy recommends. Jimmy says Craig’s List.
• Ant talks about ‘Black boxes’ in vehicles. They talk about how technology is slowly taking privacy away – the fact that you can be tracked using EZ Pass, cell phones, On-Star. Caller calls in about squirting. Ant talks about the fact that technological advances are presented as a convenience, so that eventually everyone will get it. Opie talks about a ticket he got for going through a toll booth, and not paying the toll, even though he did. Ant says he doesn’t understand why Opie doesn’t have EZ Pass. Big Kev calls in with a trick to avoid paying tolls.
Break 5
• Vos calls in, to say that he doesnt have EZ-Pass
• Silence of the Lambs ‘mock” musical.
Songs – “Put the Fucking lotion in the basket”, “Are you about a Size 14”, “In the Dark with a Maniac” and “If I could smell her C***”.
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/125/buffalo_opie.jpg
Break 6
• UPN 9 in studio for interview
• Orson Welles commercial outtakes. Anthony starts doing Orson Welles talking about “Monster Rain”. The commercials are:
- Frozen Peas
- Fish Sticks
- Beef Burgers
• Pat Collins in studio, for the UPN interview. They talk about Passion of Christ, and Michael Moore.
Pics by Cage
Contributions by FSirius